pro well, there are also very deep words, how was it experienced or is it uh? well, i don’t know, the film was watched there through the eighth, of course, in different ways. yes, some songs are absolutely 100% biographical, that is , injuries are dedicated to a specific person in a specific situation, and sometimes even there, and so on, to a specific date. well, it happens, really. that's right, you said that , uh, this is a watched film, these are emotions received from the outside. because if i were to experience all this , everything that i wrote, i would actually experience it in my life. it seems to me that i applied irina was not please tell me, but there is a song for which i am ashamed a song for which i am ashamed, let's say, yes, well, let's, then let's sing it. damn, how young you are, i want to do it like this to this song. we go to the bosonova remade with the boys, when we installed it on the big solo albums and play it.

i even have a dance i can show. come on, you cheated on me with some tippet. why is there no such law? i would send a link to all such men without limousine suits. you phones. you screamed that it wasn't true that from something there it seemed to me a fly, dear , i will not sing dishes from anger, and i will whisper intelligently in your ear. and now you know there, you know, i myself will never give you anything for the night to worry about calling your souls. how are you there? go now where you know yourself, i will never

give you anything again. she will begin to worry about calling your friends. well, how are you? well, how are you, but how do you not know, amazing song calls. tell me, he calls, cool and says, irochka should write a song like this fast one, but such a rollicking such a stupid such. that's what was so babskuyu. i say, i don’t know how to write such songs. i think the serious ones are beautiful. he says, well, then someone will write to you. that's what i say, no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no, well, in fact, on the same evening or day, i don’t remember what time the court near me called. so i wrote this song. i just sucked it out of my finger, i admit, honestly, this song, which i have not lived through, is not easy for me to edit, and i

will tell you that it is also very popular in karaoke. yes, send a song lyosh tell me please, but you have a song that you are ashamed of, to be honest, i'm not dressed, it infuriates me very much for one simple reason. i wrote for a very long time. here. it's really one of those songs, like a verse. i redid it probably 50 times and i'm already so pissed off. what releases, please, that's enough. are you a karok fan? well, there is a light, this one here i mean that we have a song lyuba love we have a song with you i love love, so we decided to make a fatal song for you. yes do you want to show? but not true to our

past, how to enter you are now looking for the keys to loneliness, but let go six holds, white thread will not even open and how to wear it, but miss it very, very much. i want to ask how could you lyuba lyubov where have you been? it must be believed, all you lied to and slaves. faith irina i know that you have a son, that you are

an incredibly loving, caring mother, and he recently even brought his girlfriend to meet you. these are the ones i am ashamed to have a fate with music. he does not want to, yes, he has a wonderful ear, a wonderful timbre of his voice. he is with sings with pleasure in karaoke with friends or there with me, and here, but stay a musician for now, at least in this 17 years, but he does not want to go back, uh, yes, in hip-hop char lyosha tell about. i know that you have a daughter. and how much am i for little 6 months? that is, they have not yet recorded a hit for her, and it is already being written. by the way, well done cool. let's drive her voice will be. i think it's serious. well , of course, this is a common story. everyone probably has a musician with a daughter, but this is a cool cool topic. but now i propose to write

hit, here you decide what it will be. he will be kind, he will be evil, but it seems to me that here is your talent to press e, sad keys of the soul, he can work here. very good. so look then compose, of course, how beautiful you sound in my head. it's so good, but you don't know, and you 're sleeping, somewhere far away. i always asked you not to stay about me, but then i felt bad about you, but you understood what i meant, and i still love you. still love you. listen and i'm still waiting for you

, still waiting for you, but only rain on the roof. what love you, still love you. everything is waiting for you, but only rain on the roofs. the case stinks. in general, a fit, because this level finally turned out to listen to the song , you think that we are doing something together with great desire. i really like your tone of voice. to be honest, and i , as at the beginning, we know everything is fine, my friends in our studio today, the non-format podcast was not compared. artists. just legends. this is lyosha svik. irina dubtsova my wonderful co-hosts karina cross-vali. carnival me

name is anton lavrentiev behind my back is a group of jeep all band. and it was an informal podcast. listen, good music, don't watch the format, and we are giving way to this scene. our meeting our days, how on a string it is so long. i try to forget, but a new attempt. if you put down all the dreams stronger nerves less vera shadow the day before gori it is only thoughts all about him and about him about him and about him. no, they cannot but pride will change for him. i'm behind

him alone, i'll raise it to him, i'll change everything behind him alone i understand that for the sake of appearance i'm friends i smile, and you would just put an end to me, but again a comma is seriously flying all the anguish into pieces on the rush, all to no avail day after day korea but fire with fire, only thoughts are all about him. it's about him i'll get up and

change it. i follow him alone, i will rise to him . let me fall for him. i noticed. pride

hello dear viewers of the podcast jokes again with you we will give you a good mood. sit down, you can fit comfortably. you can listen while standing today, as always with you, i am vadim galygin and attention. medvedeva, it is natalia medvedeva who will try no less than me today to make sure that you spend the time allotted to us in this laboratory in a good mood and, of course, as always, we will tell jokes. by the way, right away and let's start walking elephant across the clearing such and such a good day today. he's waving his trunk, it's fun to stand. well, once stopped there is no one. distribution to stand. i 'm telling you, he's looking at no one again. and suddenly he notices a small ant on a stump

, looks at him and wants to say something to his pants. this is not a dirty joke. the elephant takes off his pants , the ant ran for a long time, then back and forth, forward and back, not all the lights out. these were not mine, mine with pockets. i specifically, i specifically tuned in to the fact that i will tell all sorts of nonsense jokes. and you will laugh will laugh at you. here are some friends. come on, it's like we 're playing in the cities. i mean, it's over. i now have myself it is possible either about the ant, or sent. you know the joke, there are, uh, jokes, and they tell them, either about tomatoes, or about cherry, or about ants two worms crawl or two tomatoes crawl. let's decide first, who are the two worms , well, like, we just caught on that the ants were there, yes, well, like worms, so they crawl slowly and the ants still

run slowly. well, the meaning is that they uh crawl over see the road ahead, and sometimes crawl over two. e worm, and now they are crawling, crawling the road, the movement is very active there and they start to crawl and one says to the other, do you think we will have time this is a children's anecdote, which is the only one i know, very yara started friends with natasha come on let's start. let's start with your childhood. yes , here you are, who told jokes in the yard in the family, dad always told and tells and that is, he is the keeper of the tradition. yes, there were 500,000 books. they here they promise to one anecdote. i don't know there are 2.000 best jokes jokes for dummies. well, everything, everything possible anecdotes and its distinguishing feature. at first he was a joke, like, i don’t know , they gathered in a pit, there was a wolf, a bear and a pig. like what am i talking about now, yes,

thanks to natalya, any of these we have today is also a life hack. that is, if you are absolutely not good at telling jokes, just starting the story , uh, in any humorous form. after listing those gathered there, you need to type. well , tell me honestly, yes, honestly, he told some such hmm vulgar breeze often told, in general, he was just a lover of jokes. and even as a child i understood why i can't remember a joke. well, the type is also in the company, as dad tell. i even started to write down, like, so i heard a funny anecdote, i need to write it down and still didn’t remember it. i even tried like i will finish teaching now. now somewhere in school notebooks at the end you know after mathematics, probably, they are written somewhere there. we will now go to natalia's house and try to find friends. but for now, for now, this is a flower. it's coming here spectators. let's just say, you know from childhood. listen, i really

, i never tell them, that's how it is for me, well, i still see a lot of people around me telling funny stories, funny anecdotes. some jokes are remembered. it's kind of hard for me, i don't know. to me it seems you know that yes, one of your strongest trump cards is , well, something with facial expressions can play any story at all, yes, that is, this is such a role, that is, a stage one. here. you can tell jokes, such as role-playing, in which you can make a face, a children's anecdote. do you remember when there were two girlfriends, two monkeys , one of them had one. yes, remember, wait to remember. yes, here are two friends of the engine. and here they are sitting on a branch. suddenly it started to rain and one second asks you. well, it doesn't drip. crap, it wasn't like that. for example, i remember what this is about, but i'm not even the end of this joke. i don’t

remember, i don’t remember, a happy person. the fact is that i've been telling jokes to me for almost my entire life. yes, and i would like to clean this cache memory, but all the same, all these mimic jokes. it seems to me that it would be easy for you to remember, but firstly, i am already 38 years old, and i have been over these years. well, that is, i do not invent that i cannot tell. i'm not saying, believe me, i tried. well listen, i would be inadequate, to whom it may seem so. come on then, you know what we're talking about. this is that some kind of life situation, when something happened and practically became a joke. here, with you, such uh , events happened, some ridiculous situations occur, but they are mostly tough and friends can’t tell them here that natalya is happening so ridiculously ridiculous, as it were. offending or or that i get into some kind of ridiculous situation that i can,

like, almost insulting someone, and then i don’t even understand that something is happening there, a then such damn what the hell did i say or do in some way when i couldn't be insulting there. for some reason, i mostly remember in my memory, a real case with me, where there are necessarily some traumatic ones like this for me, it’s somehow fun to see me jokes. you told everything at school, that is, dad is at home, you told everything. they are my marinochka, my favorite were jokes. i tried to remember them, because they were, well, insanely funny for me, they were the only one. do you know that of all of these, uh, from this time , weed, when it's interesting, it was i'm a joke or not, when i fell down, my mother slowed me down with my head, i stayed and such an anecdote. no, well, these were all sorts of horror stories, there e times of vovochki. it's just that when i was on some kind of piha, everyone was talking about these little guys. there were such poems, such as bones in a row

, stars in a row, the tram moved from you. and these are such children's horror stories, yes, horror stories, and how did you put all sorts of such about medicine in a lot of anecdotes. here you are, let's remember. we drive you by topic. let's this. i put two vovochka to you, so schoolchildren had school topics at school, 2. i'm just tomatoes. let's talk about tomatoes in the field. well, just like that, and you managed to do all 35 everything about it. therefore, the ants of the trilogy god hanged himself everything kolobok hung up. this animal pinocchio drowned. you understand what these things are. here. i'll wait now, but i'm not here, when i said, the bun hung himself. the anecdote about pinocchio did not automatically pop up for me only when you told it. i remembered for sure. listen well, all sorts of medical. here, well, women with a child come right to the doctor with a small child. he says don't eat anything. child, he looked at the child

, he said, are you breastfeeding or artificially fed. she speaks chest. he says undress. well, she undressed. he kneaded her breasts for a long time, kneaded, kneaded. so so there are so resources, you have absolutely no milk. he says, actually, i'm his aunt. well, i'm so glad that it came, in short, i somehow have a husband. i'm telling you what to do there, uh, like, you know, whether to pull out splinters or wash out the eye or whatever, wait. look at google i'm talking fine. and if you were lying on the table, and you had an operation on the scrotum, and now i’ll look at such a doctor in google. it would be fine for you to have such equivalent things again and you were a terrible person to see me, but the meaning was such that it would be like a tantrum if on the table, when the doctor now already knows such doctors, like, damn it, here i really lay on the table , when my chin was sewn up, he was a pancake, what happened to the chin? that's interesting,

that's the story. here they are in general. an anecdote is a whole poem. let's make it short, our favorite kvn and some cup. everything is very pathetic. everything is very cool. and uh, of course, i myself like all this all these falls. i came up with another funny fall for myself, that i glued such a gift to myself, and i’m running paper, and falling on this gift with my head. and here he explodes from there all sorts. i made boards like this and it was great. and so i glued, like this, but such a cube. uh, the square cube is so papery all pasted, like, like gifts, so i run and fall and, as it were , breaking it with my head and the meaning is such that you you beat him. he is like that. well, how would you puff out slowly and the props say, let's do it for you, what will you do yourself? let us give you this present of yours. i say, well, do it i said for the last time in my life. in short, i run and fall, but it was badly glued, and i go straight with my chin into half-wooden

maslyakov jr. sits on the stage, everyone is sitting, and i seem to get up, with this gift, i say something there. well, you know, something is not right, something is not right, and i’m kind of running backstage there. they just sit there like that, everyone is like that. ah. i understand, i run so fast. uh, just 2 seconds later in the toilet, an ambulance, because the cup is serious to me like this , two powerful women put me down, look on google quickly. no, she just takes my chin like this and collects it, because there was such a smile, you know, such a hello, she collects it like that, with something to pull over to glue and you have 2 minutes like that, and they throw me out. and you that my number goes on, we just go to the performance i run out, and with this stuffed with a little thing , i quickly wrapped a scarf around myself. well, so that suddenly there, which in general wins back the games, i’m already looking at me, because i’m already leaking. i'm

running away. so they say everything. well, i mean, i won't hold you back now. you need an injury urgently. i understand that i have a performance of two more teams ahead, and i'm there , well, that's it, i'm calling, in short, my brother brings me to injury. immediately 100 m was an injury. everything is convenient, not by chance. and here they put me there, and he , like this, splashed everything, flooded this surgeon. here he takes something. i understand some kind of panic. i don’t know, well, i remember these phrases, when a pancake, well, again they work clumsy to do clumsy work to do girls, but we don’t, and we don’t have thinner needles. well, he is with such a hook, and threads. and now i hear the assistant. tki doesn’t do support work and that’s all and sews me, in short, here, he sewed me up, it turns out he glued me. i have such a thing like this clinic 24 white here, here, they attached me. right

here in the hall of iodine, it’s like, uh, the orange part of the face was there and that’s it. and i it turns out i run to kvn and manage to do my homework in this form in this form, but the homework, as it were, hmm, at the end was only with a song, and i got up, as if in the last row, too . no matter how no one pays attention. actually me so far, what attention and when it all ended and everyone turned around and just like what it is. and i say, i’m already showing everything, i turn away, you show your mistake. and no one even understood what happened at all, because i quickly muddied everything myself and expelled it. well here it is is an anecdote a joke? we are back in our studio. this is a podcast of jokes and i'm vadim galygin and nata lyanite with you, we continue to tell jokes, friends. yes, he goes, uh, a man on the road. suddenly he looks near the track . eh, a man with a cow and so, well, like

voting slows down. he stops and says what do you want man. he says? yes, what does he say to you, listen, throw it up, but to the market, well, to the city. and this one, well, he says in a passenger car, and he says cows, and we will tie her. that is, she will follow. he says, seriously. well, let's have such a tied cow here they all went at once 40 go man looks in the mirrors set up the cow lies. yes, 60 times it was drowned, and they were watching a cow running, damn it, amazing 80. well , how can we rush the cows from behind, and he says this, hear the man. your cow says, well, he has already thrown out his tongue. he says which way is he talking? to the left, he says, that's it, snuggle to the right now it will overtake.

tell me why, why should i now explain something to everyone, such is the story. yes, well, i understand, by the way, this is interesting to us, so we didn’t gather today, in principle, maybe you have some jokes that have been incomprehensible to you all your life, and i will try. remember which one to listen to. well, in fact, it's worse when people laugh and don't recognize the incomprehensible anecdote. i'm just checking to see if you understand or not. yes, baba yaga is coming and ready, well , the mermaid looks on the shore. and she says, are you lying around naked here? the mermaid tells her i'm not hungry. she says i'm not naked, this is my erotic costume. well

baba yaga realized, so she came near the hut, lay down undressed, koschei the deathless, like in some cartoon, come out, baba yaga is looking naked. he says, are you old crazy? what are you doing here, lying around naked? she ae no naked twinkle other things. this is my paternal. well, at least you petted him, right? understandable, understandable. i really don't understand jokes. i just remembered it, but look, some things are opening up for you. only today, you know, yes, that's why every costume is practically. i knew. i know when i the last one i can't learn to remember it. i mean, how cool. again you told me. and, if it seems, you know well jokes about animals. do you love or know? yes

, well, every time i remember, here it was some kind of bear, some fox, some kind of piggy fell into the pit and there was something funny there. they have friends in the pit all the time. it's just so super tricky. she is trying to deceive everyone there , all strong, you understand the leaves of the game, the wolf is also stupid. well, i don't know, i mean, i don't know. i'll tell you jokes about how the doors in the hole was hit. yes, they fell, it means they are in a hole, and the bear is like a wolf, the fox, all the predators and the elk are sitting, they are sitting for a day, the second week has passed. yes, well, they decide who to eat, well, the predators begin substances among themselves, they say, listen, we are here. we are all predators, that is, yes, you are the predator, then i am the predator of the bear cubs in the hands of the predator, it was given that he is a herbivore,

come on. well, we didn’t come up with it, as it were, it’s like that. let's burn it down. and elk overheard it all, they come up and say, elk, uh, listen, there is such a thing for you. well listen. well, that's nature. we are all here now like we're going to die. and so we sit and squeeze you out. well, this is our nature, we are predators, you are herbivorous elk, he says, guys. yes, i see how you are suffering. i wanted to too. suggest actually, well, because i see, there, you've lost weight on your face. it's actually scary to look at . the bear has become like a wolf in general. skinny says. well, i have one request for you. so i say, yes, yes, yes, which one revived, the same people let them in. yes, he says, when i was little, i was born , they made a tattoo on my ass. what is written or drawn there? i don't know there at all, well they said that there is some kind of wish to me like here is a happy moose life. they could

read there what they say, well, of course, of course he says such things, well, look, once the asses turned. they all stop, elk jump with two hooves of a wolf from the forest immediately to death, then with two hooves of a bear, all teeth flew out. and you say bear without teeth. i say i climbed today, i don’t know how to count at all. let's talk about you some more. here is a huge number of jokes about fishing, for example, that is, here, well, there is a big plast passion for people. yes, for example, fishing is hunting, yes, that's why a huge number of jokes about hunting about hunters are the only ones. i've taught him, and now i wouldn't hand him over to dust. wait, who's the joke. it doesn’t matter which of them is the main thing, for what i can’t sit natasha well, sitting

dumber was vasil ivanovich or petka yes, who, like me, was in place. who are you asking? there is no one here, we are sitting alone, the stove, so ivanovich is sitting on the rails, so the stove is sitting, he says move over. i understood understood of course, yes, can you imagine, i play along on purpose. i don't know what's next. what do you think there is a sequel. i didn’t finish right now, well, there were jokes about them, you know such eh? related well, again, with the fact that they are, well, some kind of petka, when you say it was a little wrong there, yes, then, well , let's say a little smarter, ivanovich said vases, but they had such puns. remember what they say? and you say that you will, when, well, like, this is all over. if ivanovich at all, that is, the civil war will end there. he says i petka i'll build a conservatory. he says, oh

, how hmm, and i'll put a machine gun on top, this is a machine gunner. well, don't steal canned food. yes , such an old farewell of ivanovich and sing, but look, i want you to hunt about fishing. you generally have hobbies. for example, fishing. well by the way, a joke about worms crawling two black. yes, i'm not from a fisherman's family, although my dad fishes with his brother. they were fishing. well, not directly, it’s not much that he is a hunter and a fisherman and somehow. oh, once dad brought dead hares or rabbits. i don't know now understand. well, most likely the hare is visible, and the hare was some kind of special breed now and for the game. they chopped off our legs for the game. they cut off the legs of zaitsev and let us play with them, because they were very soft

, you know. you don’t know, andrey put his brother on his shelf, and his color was so gray. well, as you know, that's the plan, well, such a forest, as it were, yes, and i had such that's how british cats are. here he was so smoky. yes, these are the famous smoky ones, because that's why i just played with you, because they were soft and after a while they hardened and became like a stone. well, it's dead to see, i had to go for new ones. i remember going up to my dad and saying. it is very sad i have now become. and by the way, look, let's do everything, we are talking about hunting about hunting. we all understood that the father went to the next house for rabbits, there and so

on. there had to. let's talk about fishing. at have you ever fished? yes, i wait, what are you right now, as if i were like that. oh, i'm ready. let's prepare a joke, just about your fishing. please don't judge too harshly. i'm real. well, it's convenient for you so that i don't laugh at all , or come on, in general, your uncle will interfere with you. yes, yes, he is so courageous, as the fishermen look different. ok then. yes , he seems to be just an experienced rybak, that's all knows, and that means he casts the bait, how does he cast it? no, nothing pecking

pecking twitches. around this hook, and a whole bunch of fish gathered. what are pikes? am sturgeon carps remembered, well, something will turn out carp or carp normal boys, yes, the party has gathered. she hooks a worm hanging and says. oh, and here you can show. yes, here he is. take out the owner. well, well, you knew, you, well,

you, well, you tried to laugh. you knew this anecdote honestly, i knew, well, as he told in the same charm, you know, in general, then there is, here, uh, our viewers will agree. you've said great things now. i. you know , this whole exposition was. well, everything was there, i was there, i now undressed with you and climbed in. hey, we looked too. well, rather with this fisherman, my god, what am i saying, maybe it bothers me to tell jokes, because all the time i saw my dad tell, and he tells them well, really cool funny. listen, well, as if you understand, this, it seems to me, is your kind of complex. yes, today we are here to get rid of you and me more uh in this laboratory i don’t know how to work there, tirelessly. you reminded me of a joke about fishing, too, uh, cheerful, then a man comes. throws once he has a bite once he hooks and there is such a crucian and he