she gathered herself, and a worm hangs on the hooks and speaks. oh, and here you can show. take out the owner. well, well, you knew, you, well, you, well, you tried to laugh. you knew this anecdote honestly, i knew, well, as he told the same charm, you know, in general, that is, here, uh, our viewers will agree. you've said great things now. you know , this whole exposition was. well, everything was there, i was there, i now undressed with you and climbed in. hey, look too. well, rather with this fisherman, my god, what am i saying, maybe not makes it difficult to tell jokes, because all the time all my life i saw how dad tells, and he tells them. well, it's really cool . it's funny to listen to. this, it seems to me, is your complex. yes, we will get rid of you and i here today , i don’t know, work in this laboratory, tirelessly. you reminded me of an anecdote about fishing, the same e, cheerful, then

a man comes. it throws once a bite from him, once it strikes, and there is such a crucian, and it still twisted off the hook in the air and the peasant was already poured. do you know there a glass of 100 g. now yes, so that it thinks that i will drink there and all that, this crucian flies, and into this glass just with bach vodka there. and he was so upset that he ate the bait. and he's so small too. yes, even took the fucked up vodka. yes, and he took this crucian this vodka into the bushes, poured it into glasses already for a second, in my opinion, the worm took the crucian there , you threw it away, damn it, it just didn’t work out, fishing, well, he throws the bait there and then the bite went. these are bast shoes, that is, different parties. well, i'm just tired of pulling already his bait ends there. a full

fish tank is already just stuffing its feet in there for a year and it has never happened before. how much i catch at this place every week there, well, yes, it’s kind of cool, and yes, i hear someone talking. once he looks, and there the fish are sitting in the sadka and among themselves, the crucian shaking up, they are pouring out. this is an anecdote, but the fishermen all probably like it. i noticed in jokes when some fish. well, that is , the main character is walking, and he has some fish mice there, well, some small animals, which in the first place, listen to this, this is a joke. he and the spring are like fairy tales, in fact, it was brilliantly invented, in all epics. all the peoples of the world had an invention that everyone said. i think that was probably the case before. if you take some

theories there, you know such, that's because the stone tells him, there he asked the wind or the mouse asks. it's interesting when everyone can talk to themselves, the stove answers or the mouse, of course, it's fun. well, it's just ridiculous that these are voiced all the time, not like yes, yes, like so what, but he's like, but i don't know. what character. yes, all the time. no, you find the characters. and he says he is like that. oh, yes there was a time, well, that is, no. that's all for today , if, for example, a joke and a hare works in the registry office, they are so well done hello dear. here, in any case, a ship called a carrot is an anecdote. no. so today you told them all jokes, where did everyone talk with you? no, like this. well, that's because her nickname is good. well, like, uh, not necessarily. so bear, i have lisps. uh,

water is not under the animals. children are such jokes, there are a million of them, when my husband returns from a business trip, i remember, that’s all , i don’t remember further, well, such huge quantities well , would you still come up with jokes yourself , someday you know in our kvn i remember in ours with our team the team had an idea in general, just x what to put a joke on , we put the first experience of kvn there in the ninety- third year, something like this was. we acted out how amateur performances are watching us some jokes. well , we added them there. again, artistic there were some bindings there. yes, for it to work, but uh wonder why it's really its hard. you start to put it on, but it becomes not funny, because it's still, uh, that is, a joke in this sense. yes, this is a readable story, that is. well, i figured it out myself.

there, what husband from what business trip, there are jokes in general, that is, uh, which are there, well, let's say, depending on who said, he is so funny, but still most people draw jokes. they well, not on the street, now there is no such thing. they are now and they read somewhere and it’s very important and very important that, well, write it like this, and he sits so bearded and does something with his clumsy finger, that is, books are much needed here, well, leave the salt itself, the very essence then, so that it was readable here now. she, as i read jokes, had a medical joke comes in. just wait, a woman comes to the lore. something about money, that's where i am. we are back in our studio. this is a podcast of jokes and with you. i'm vadim galygin and

natalya medvedeva wow, we continue to talk jokes friends. so such an anecdote is a mechanical engineer. i decided to open a medical clinic, well , i was so tricky, otherwise i wrote i'm flying, any illness. 5.000 rub. if like, well , no matter how the door door works for you 10. yes, there is no doctor past here and i’m thinking about this charlatan now, there and on knowledge there opa sits down, this designer mechanic tells him. what's the problem? he says i've lost my taste. i don't feel anything, i lost the taste. he says, sister says seriously. give us, please, uh, bag number 22, well brings assistant nurse. he gives it. no, he

gives him that time, he drinks, and fu is gasoline. he says, well, congratulations. you again distinguish between tastes, well, with you 5,000 , the doctor spat on me here. i thought, okay, i'll come tomorrow, and there the dipstick comes the next day and says. he says hello what do you have he says i lost my memory. help he says, just a second sister. please bring a bag number 22. wait in it , the gasoline returned to you again with 25,000. yes , this is the third day. all right, right now i'm playing it. he comes and says, all that, he sat down in a chair. he says that vision happened, i don't see anything. it's just that he says the designer says, well, then i was pissed off here, please. your 10,000 rubles. he says, well, there are only five. congratulations, you are back. vision with you 5.000 a lot of such a lot of anecdotes. these doctors were talking about money, there was something about money in general, no

matter how plast was talking about money, these frauds , something like that, i don’t remember, i would have laughed so much, you know, here i am, i’m super. at me precisely memory on joke. they. well, i don't remember them. sometimes they tell me kvnovskie. which ones are sent to me? you did such a joke with such a number. i'm serious. yes, happy person. i remembered how, in principle, something anecdotal case was. i am a first year student working as a cleaning lady. and moreover, i was the chairman of the student council , i graduated from school with silver medals. that is, i’m just such a smart, beautiful girl in heels, but i worked as a cleaner, and you graduated from some kind of faculty with you, i don’t do anything finished. well, the first course, that is, me as a part-time job. and i used this after the institute of the full-time department to quickly soap, and there i sat with their secretary, who is constantly needed. but no, she seemed to be sitting, but she was so dumb and everyone was neighing that i constantly put down the mop and ran

to help her print, print out, do something, yes and still natasha. maybe you're on the secretary, at the very least. i say, i can't. i have studies and that's it. run away. again the floors were washed and everyone was laughing, like, damn it, are you like this? i not here about the secretary, a girl gets a job as a secretary. and here she is. actually came to uh, yes, the interview and the employer says about you in the resume it says that you, uh, type thousands of characters per minute. are you serious ? are you really that good at it? well, yes, smile secretary. only sometimes this crap happens. here is such a beeline i am shy in life like this. you said that the secretary is still smiling very much, and he answers her. where, why, you always notice everything, even when you tell, my dad tells, in general, in principle, everyone who tells jokes about the secretary. and in general, you always

know about secretaries, why did you notice? well, no need now. well, it's true, for some reason, if you appear as a secretary, there are different ones, but basically they are gothic. well, as if, as if here he is introducing to the secretary, and she is there something hee-hee-ha or she is hinting at something, and he answers something to her there. i think we slander life slander secretaries. that's what yes, we need the defense society with the secretariat. by the way, you are nobody. this is a very good topic for us. i think very a good topic for our next tip is generally a little bit because of all these joke heroes. let us next time really try to figure out who is right in an anecdotal situation. and who is to blame and why? why do all secretaries become e victims? uh, it’s your bosses, you will tell a joke where your bear will talk like this, and the fox will talk like this next time with you that i will stand up for one

anecdotal character. yes, the hero is a joke. and you on another you will be the lawyer of the mouse, and i will let's blame, and voice it. well on this optimistic let's e friends. uh, unfortunately our time has come to an end. hmm , really natalia wanted to do something else, please stay in a good mood. it was a podcast of jokes, and for you today they remembered funny stories and the jokes themselves vadim galygin dali medvedeva bye see you again. podcast of the creative industry on channel one with you, as before, your favorite presenters roman

pockets elena kiper and visiting us today i didn’t even have legs all day , to be honest, from fear of contact with the super legend people’s artist of the russian federation artistic director of the moscow oleg tabakov theater vladimir mashkov when did you determine in yourself that you were an artist? how did it happen for the person who got caught? in the theater of fate, i just grew up in the family of an artist and director. my mother was a director of the puppet theatre, an amazing director, and my father was an actor, a brilliant puppet theater. we lived first in tula, then, well , in frunze, then in novokuznetsk, and this one here the theater was on my mind. i didn’t really like it, because , firstly, they argued in the evening and this conversation about how pinocchio or karabas-barabas went the wrong way

or it was more than that, but it was all at such a level of passion, of course, at first. this didn’t frighten me even as a child, so i was adapted to do my own thing. i really liked it. biology was engaged in bugs there and then, when i became older, i realized that i was not studying very well on the other hand. i was a vagit brigade and we were a huge success. i played guitar and sang songs. in general, you need to do in the theater, i went to do. e. prepared, i think, i already don’t clap with the guitar. i received some kind of audience award. that is, in general, what kind of biology is all biology. here, i went to krasnoyarsk to the theater institute and they didn’t take me. i was driving in desperation and drove the nearest theater school to novokuznetsk, novosibirsk. i ended up because of a shortage of boys. and there i would quickly

orient myself as soon as you get there, if you are passionately attentive, you have great desire, and you quickly find your bearings. let's go back to the present in the nineteenth year. uh, you, in general, said that the electricity was over. i’m leaving the cinema, in general, and it didn’t pass, and some in general, how many, well, it turns out 4 years and the film the challenge came out in the frame. well, yes, it worked. here's how not wanting to know when the big artists say they're getting around and then experimenting. well, yes, in this sense, maybe it falls into this category, maybe, of course, but hardly, because, uh, when i started studying, directly in school and theater. i just i realized that here it is necessary to increase the knowledge of my capabilities and strength and energy intensity, a multiple

not up to the cinema already. well, yes, not at all to the cinema. but that's how it happened. well, uh , they offered me and just had the opportunity to advance much and had the opportunity to plan it was when you saw the script for the first time, or the call. we really love the story about the call. producer. konstantin lvovich suggested this story to me. i met with the terminal, shipenko, whom i had known before. this is an amazing project. unique and reunion of professionals and possible to be in the present proposed circumstances of the creative industry on channel one elena kiper roman karmanov today is a guest vladimir mashkov yes, here is the artist and artistic director of the moscow e -theatre oleg tabakov, the film challenge, after all

, there has never been such a thing in the history of cinema that only actors, they played a role, and others at this time lived a real life, and in fact. these are two worlds that converged on one platform. here's a job for you. ah, in such a film, was it a challenge, you know, when even the decision had already come for a long time people believed and everyone is really very happy. what happened successfully? the responsibility was huge the attention of the whole world was cats, and the operations, moreover, the program according to which shipenko and yulia peresild were preparing for them - this is a new program for preparing tourists six months earlier, they were preparing at least a year. and here is new knowledge. allowing

to prepare quite quickly gives an opportunity to people in general, er, having some unique professions that are required there for certain discoveries and it would be nice if they had the opportunity. because space is open, we understand that the plans that roskosmos has are huge, and uh. i am sure that the one who will be the first on mars is already living among us, the next film has already been promised to be shot. as a matter of fact, on mars or on the moon but it turns out that this film is not only a way to show how much we are ahead of the planet in the entire space, so to speak, but in what sense, it is also the promotion of roskosmos, because. well, yes, you can prepare in six months. e people, in order for them to fly not just even tourists, a works it's even harder than just contemplating through the porthole. yes, therefore, the data and

know, as it were, the concept of knowledge. these are temporary contracts of our knowledge are increasing, and in itself about a person, and his capabilities. and and technology so yes, you know? here, i think, right now it will end quite recently there. i understand the 500 project when there are several. the man was in the same room, simulating this flight to mars for 500 days. yes? well, i think, but if the artists are launched, here they are hammering 500 days can be in one room. they will do something, they will do something, that is, it shows and once again talks about the possibilities that already exist and the possibility that allows non

-professionals to get into the orbit , i understand this discovery, but in general the film, which a person should keep in suspense and, in general, by and large. what was the need? to send a person really into space, it is necessary for the development of mankind for and cinema and a challenge for people too, because yes and i say again, we this research provides opportunities carry out further research. we have the capacity and strength for this. hmm. and if we talk about, uh, of course, what was filmed in space. this is unique, because everything there was really hard work . seconds, because in order

not to violate the overall scope of work and, of course, personal courage, and the responsibility of both the crew and our guys, which was on anton nikolayevich shkaplerova, who accompanied them. to the orbit and the events that took place they were very excited. but generally speaking, this could have gone wrong. this is still a real life event of non-stationary situations, probably a lot, but meeting with these people. i have been twice to baikonur, i met. with big serious scientists with foremen with workers who know the rocket as their home in this sense and i know their responsibility and i know how they prepare. and how much soul and excitement is invested.

you know, she's like that, when you approach her, she's a small rocket. well, well, everything it looks grandiose in comparison with what we see, apparently, when you see it, it really seems to be small, and the person suddenly becomes even smaller. it is quite tiny, and the space of space is infinite and this connection, when you see the preparation and do you hear the sound of the start? cracking space when the rocket takes off you were imagine i hope that the whole world and the whole country was at the launch, because they were watching and live. how it happened and these experiences that were, that's what you feel when you are present at the start, and there are people inside that you know well. in general, it will not hide. uh,

you know, incredible excitement, so i remember, when the sky was very bright. it was cool and the rocket crashed into the sky, and there for a certain second for some i can’t exactly say the spirit of such a flash, such a cloud appeared at that moment. frozen, heart, is everything all right? well, it just froze, we knew that this is how the first stage should separate, but now it has separated and these feelings of this sinking heart, then turned into rapture rapture you understand that now and it happened, yes, well, there were situations, there is a station you all know not the first time a spaceship. parked. i was present at

mission control during this procedure. and this is probably the moment when you begin to understand even more, because the first e, the automatic docking system turned off, then the second one turned off after it , manual docking begins, if it hadn’t happened, it would have had to. uh, it's called ballistic descent. as far as i understand, that is, so the name is even unpleasant. yes, you need to drop it. that's where the moment right in the soup, where we were sitting. it's clear they have a connection at the moment when the docking began, and the screen turned off, because they entered the zone for 15 minutes at that moment the screen turned off. it was for me. another one like that, then a cloud. then, 15 minutes later, uh, they announced that hmm, the wonderful anton

nikolaevich kaplyarov had docked, moreover, when it started, when one of the serious big ottomans was also said. well there nikolaevich loves it. well, it is. that's really the master. it's not often that astronauts have to do it manually in space, but on earth they master this process. and now you know nikolayevich masterfully , you see his candidatures, how he turned out to be, probably, one of the only ones, those who could be trusted with such a one, i understand, there are many , many such. well, someone was at that moment, right? the station itself, novitsky's colleague, yes, in this sense, uh, i was also lucky. i myself, the helicopter in which i was filming took place directly in this

point, that is can confirm to you. uh. we have been preparing for them. i knew how to approach the apparatus, what to do and in fact. here we were waiting for eight helicopters for two and a half hours. we were in space to see the place where the device would land. after 2.5 hours, we saw the dome high and already further the helicopters were escorted, and now, right from our i, i immediately approached, than we ran up there in the image, by the way, they were present there. well, that is, you know the proposed circumstances do amazing amazing things. gotta get close and see if people are alive or there, therefore, in whatever image you are. you remain a person if you understand what you are doing, so you know when i approached

this apparatus, it was from him that he, when the measurement was very successful, went through the window. it is so black, still so burning, burning from it, such covers separated by a point, antennas for communication flew out, but i went up to this porthole, which is so captured that stanislavsky’s man is there, i, once found a favorite quote for myself, i won’t even quote word such a concept is better emission, for which he was criticized, because this is some kind of metaphysical form , so i want to say your participation. he made it will not spoil me. thanks a lot. yes, but they really scolded him, so when he came, sex lived. did you emit better or not? now somehow you somehow attracted him or not? see there.

thank you very much, dear friends, creative industry podcast. on channel one completed with you were elena kip roman karmanovskaya. our guest is people's artist russian federation artistic director of the moscow theater oleg tabakov vladimir vladimirovich mashkov thank you.