i thought the zeros were wrong, the hippopotamus is probably returning with zeros. he has this and some grandfather is talking with a neighbor in the market. there says, i'm sorry , says it's your hippopotamus. he says. yes yes my my how much does he cost 5 million dollars and further with this, wait and you can how he can become a hippopotamus. here is my zoo. well, there are houses. i took it there in general, that is , they brought it from africa there, well, 25,000 there, well, that's all. he says this, so this is not a simple hippopotamus. he plays the piano, whatever, who the hippopotamus plays the piano, says, so unique there would be a hippopotamus, says, if you want, take it or not, all that. he thinks that they will divorce me again, in general, it’s interesting to me. he says, well, honestly he plays. well tell me honestly. he says, yes, i'm telling you honestly, but this is such a market. well, how is everything here honestly people 5 million dollars, and he will play any garbage for you. well, it's interesting,

after all, i paid for doing 5 minutes of dollars and brought a hippopotamus. he gathered all his friends the oligarchs. everything piano was dragged so simply simply mirror beautiful. just you know, candles lit hippos sewed such a tuxedo in general, everyone gathered, but what will our comrades surprise us with and that means they all gathered on the same ones as nothing like him and then a hippopotamus. scales then generally a work there, a symphony there by schubert, in general, everything. everything is just in shock. this is how the man froze with champagne. i think, finally, i found generally found what i wanted here. well, where here changes the first time did not deceive. this market of amazing things. it's mine. it all comes back to this market. looking for this grandfather, he is nowhere to be found, damn, they're running around watching, in general, at the end

there in a row only because the roof is over, it's grandfather and a giraffe with him. it fits a giraffe and it's for sale with $10 million written on it. he says hello remember me. he says, no, i don't remember. i bought a hippopotamus in 5 minutes. he says, well, i'm here every day. do you know how many people walk around here in general. he says thank you very much there. and what a hippopotamus who plays whatever he wants there. all right, thanks for not fooling me. and what is this giraffe, what is it who? he says it's a giraffe. uh, 10 million dollars worth. he says, i see, yes, what he can do. he talks, he sings, whatever. ha-ha, he says, i take everything at once, takes this giraffe. so he's bringing the party home. even more so than before, everything is already a sundress, the radio has sold out, even more friends, someone from abroad has flown in, and that means that tuxedo was sewn on a giraffe candles and so everyone froze. and then the hippopotamus starts playing rides there and suddenly the giraffe has a shaft. come on, nafig, everything is simple and

let's go, then everyone is freddie mercury in general , you and what is the party pulling a giraffe? just, well, people are crying at all , no one has touched the champagne. everyone is just in shock. someone at all sit remained. and this one is generally happy. everyone says, you are cooler, but you were not at all in life. you are, well, arranged. yes, what a person thinks, it does not happen in life. i mean, i've been through my life. there in the round the world i was deceived, so, uh. that's where i was deceived. they threw me there, it's there, but it doesn't happen. so, somehow. i am now suddenly towards the end of my entire time spent there, in general the existence of the day. grated, kalach businessman and something is not right here, damn, i was going to go to this market once my grandfather is looking, this is not there. i walked, i walked , i didn’t find it anywhere, and then i look. here he sits in a pub. just drinking. he once thinks to him, i’ll go right away, well, once in the wall and says, say he deceived me. he said you tricked me. you threw me. yes, he says where speak where you deceived me. tell me,

he doesn't sing a giraffe. he says, i thought so for him, the hippopotamus sings a very long story, it was possible to tell it shorter, but why do we have time? and we have time limited. let's feel sorry, feel sorry for a lot of stories one of the last stories. it was just the other day i led the wedding. well, there is already a party with might and main, which means everything is going on, and everyone is dancing, so the groom is standing here, which means that the bride is all there, which means they are dancing. well, i'm with them too, like, well, a good wedding. i also think it's bald, and we're all dancing, and at this time, right at the column, and father. uh, the father of the bride has something in the groom's ear , something like that. well, but you can’t hear it, and it ’s something here a little. and they are chatting something directly. well, everyone dances and dances. i don't know,

what is it chatting chatting chatting and you know, in music there is this moment when you yes and at this moment there is such silence, the father of the bride to the groom is prostatitis and the music is further signing the new bride stood. it was, of course, the dj just. we continue to tell jokes and funny stories in the studio as before. i'm vadim galygin and viktor vasiliev, friends , you can watch all episodes of the club podcast project on the website of channel one, one tv.ru, i remembered the story, i wanted you to remember it and tell it too to our viewers. our friend, in general, his name is borya, i will not name his last name. although it was gorbunov, it was necessary to tell friends that the events

that took place were just uh, 2,000 , in my opinion, the first year, we just played together there in kvn, the kvn team of bsu and the kvn team of st. petersburg teams. and our friend is the storm, he is. well, he helped your team, he drove such a black kruzak absolutely. there was no time. have him wash it. he was still black upstairs, so gray and again only in the rain, yes, and naturally, conditions, and he means he has curly hair , such a beard, he still has an earring in his ear and he has such a good-natured face here in the corners. yes, but very similar. yes, that's the story about him. you probably don't know her, moscow night they went to for your game some kind of pick up big panels only then. well, there are some big tvs there, some kind of complicated number for someone, and at night

there is black sulfur of an incomprehensible color on this car. eh, the post slows down. uh, so, uh, the traffic cop slows down the traffic police and he stops. and so. well, i'll show you. how are you ego something. it means he stops and sits. he just looks ahead of himself, so he approaches him there, which means that this traffic police officer seems to have opened the window and sits like that at the wheel. and at this time, the weather is such a rain drips in lightning some kind of full moon. well, it’s just disgusting weather, and he’s standing in the car, you know, these drops are washed off and it’s clear that the car is not gray. and black that is. well, such ol you, of course, history, and at this moment. gibddshenka, says, be kind. good night your documents and more, without looking at him gives documents to him. and just like that, it just

looks. well, he looks like lightning flashes like that. i'm sure the documents, she's even in profile count up, earring he looks, and he says, i. well, it's just that i have all the documents in order and i decide simply. well, how to behave like this, well, for some reason, so that, well, everything has already begun, where to go. and he looked at all the documents in order, but the car is also suspicious. and, of course, passengers. i asked his employee how long have you been living in moscow and borya answers him. he says i don't i know why it's been like this for a long time. where do you work? well, the sorcerer turns his head, and here he rarely gives him documents. all the best went, that is, just in case, dear friends. by the way, i will tell you now such a thing that galygin, in addition to knowing

a lot of jokes that nissan will come up with , also come up with three or four of them a day. i liked it very much. this is his personal. one day galygin said the most beautiful things. he said that at first they did not want to bury lenin in the mausoleum, but wanted to make him secrets. 5 m is children's everything you liked very much, of course. vadik breaks with telephone conversations when you talk to him on the phone. my wife was pregnant. it was 10 years ago. i call galygin. vaska hello, how are you and talk to him on the phone. and anya is sitting next to me, already there, she’s been serious for a month, i’m stroking it there too, which means it’s on her stomach. e on a pregnant belly and with vadik i talk on the phone to grieve. what are you like he says? well, how are you? i say, i’m sitting normally now, and i have a second hand on my stomach and there

from the stomach someone says hello to you. what does galygin say, but where is anka? you remembered yes, vladik, like vadik, master of history, thank you. i didn't think you'd start praising me. you paid me. yes, although this is really money, but there are always such things that you always say, they are always funny. those who have a child are like that. well, just kind of giving a joke that always works on the phone when there. well, how do you grow up there, and there they start, like them. let 's eat well. well done, this is a child movets is always funny there. our time has come, the end. we're a little bit just a heyday. yes, i hope that we will meet again friends, because i really want to tell you a lot of interesting stories and, accordingly, anecdotes. this is a podcast of jokes. time is over.

stay in a good mood. we will definitely come back to you with you today. i am vadim galygin and the wonderful magnificent century. viktor vasiliev was also asked for them. thank you. good night, friends, good mood. hello everyone. we continue our podcast 20 years later with the legendary band earring is now a hit, i am a brown bear. i am a brown bear. i love when it's cold

to sleep. i am a brown bear. i am the owner of my taiga , if you wake me up, run. and i'm a brown bear, my hobby is hand-to-hand combat. i'm stupid medvedev and i invite you to be friends with me, i'm a brown bear. do not try to breed me and my forest is nothing to go for mushrooms with a gun. follow the lost one once, with a pure heart, he entered the lair. i went in for a meal.

and perhaps we will wave and scold our own, and then someone with a lemon in a jar to sweat us. you don't have to pay for accommodation, don't offend me, buddy, i'm a brown bear. i was born in a decent country. i am a brown bear. i do not interfere with him, do not lose, i am a brown bear. i'm in touch, if it's a problem, i never see my friends at all. i am a brown bear. the skunk of zhenya did not bypass the ferret, i am a brown bear, i will learn an important lesson. what is there, where the forest sways? there are also many

animals, but on earth you praise not my skin. if you get lost again with a pure heart, i went down the lair with borsch, for sure you will wave your own to the ruberow, and then as it should be to look at the general starry and you don’t have to pay for the stars, don’t offend me, buddy.

habit with a pure heart, i went into the lair with borscht, as usual, we wave them in our rock and roll, and then webanike tea with lemon and aida, she looks at the stars and you don’t have to pay for friendship, don’t offend pleasantly. do not offend buddy, and i'm a brown bear. listen , i'm your song brown bear i recently appreciated such a cool one. there's such a cool harmony in the chorus, it's just gorgeous, how she was born like that too. here, too, about about now, do not interfere with us, and then we will we’ll treat you to borscht, you know, six years ago

, nothing changes in us. in that very mysterious russian soul, it is not enough that it changes only to understand what is at stake. i thought that there would be no better wonderland, but no, there is , well, really, really time, a chic track, as i was born, but i say, this is us, that's all. this is seryoga. it somehow triggers you right away with some kind of poetic line or something or a topic how it works. as she is a good topic, yes, actually already forgotten. what is the big problem of men with a man sergeevich tell us honestly. right now as in spirit, when millions of viewers watch you, you keep a diary. some pink diary, no, i even at school at least black yes, black with a skeleton with a butterfly, and black with a skeleton he

conceives. our problem is that we are smarter than us, they write something down, because it is clear, then you will forget. this is where this is from, moreover, you saw something good in a dream, you need to write it down right away, because, in my opinion, 7 seconds and you forget everything from the truth, because how many times you used to sing some song , you wake up beautifully in such a cafe and you think it will be and you don’t remember anything anymore. through any there half a minute at once it is necessary. that's the mark of genius. it's a notebook next to the bed. often this happens often dreamed directly of hits, but the most important thing is that something remained in my head. we have a couple of things there. uh, there are lies on leonid, there are good songs in which there are some guitar themes, you know not words or a melody, but guitar themes, but with two themes that came to me in a dream one song we definitely never we won't win. she doesn’t need

any fucking here. here are the themes on the guitar, which, so to speak, then the lion already reproduces, so to speak. well, for example, the topic of a group song was a stranger, she was in a dream. this is such a duet with valera kipelov. we don’t often see this in a dream, as i then got up, and she was next to me just a guitar. i immediately sketched it out. i really liked what came to him in a dream. in such a heavy sound, we then tried how to fall down, what we worked in, how we had known each other for a long time, because there were always some kind of joint concerts and so on more aria it is clear that the festival so to speak. e were such that they changed different genres in their artists. it's just a little bit now. so it all went wrong, therefore, with valera for a long time and with great respect, because a person does exactly the same thing in his place. it's good that he can do it. this is very important, because not even in the sense that you do not borrow. eh, so to speak, a strange place, but in the fact that when you are in your place, it is joy, joy for you and for your

closest ones and for those who are very far away. yes because you just get everyone from valerie , this is at the highest level, and moreover, well, i understand young people who, so to speak, just stick with his vocal abilities, but in my opinion, he is much deeper than just a vocalist. culture. yes, there is some kind of soul, yes , a soul, and a soul with a voice. it's generally great. not even rock 'n' roll , some kind of rock that's more romantic than rock 'n' roll, when young people listen to those old songs and suddenly they also lower them about them . mother soaked them up there let's say i leave it on disco there kiss from dynasty. remember, i called the baby, yes, and i don’t know how absolutely young people are there, there are 15 there, but there are 15 of them, there are 18 plus jumps. yes, i'm talking twenty years old. how do you know? so dad and mom listened from childhood, you know? so i want to turn to dads and moms, do not miss the children, be sure

to be kind to them, but you impose your already time-tested and some of yours. well, real deep down, here is your taste. after all, this is also important because we are taught to ensure that our gray matter is a little so it happened to me once and didn’t really twitch, it didn’t really seethe there, that’s the point, so to speak. here is today's time, unfortunately, but it's calm for me for seryozhkin's granddaughters. this is what they don't know. how many because one will have four soon and the other will soon have seven. they know the earring , they just sing all the songs, they have such headphones with this light bulb. well, if there is such a grandfather, you understand, and now my mother too, of course, we give them all this to give me a little eh, or what, i'm afraid? am i, what will happen, because they are now growing up on rap

this hookah, uh, pope accidentally said knee butt? yes, because this is how it is, when, uh, yes, they sing in a deaf passing voice, so the girls of the scent, the girls of the video are such basses, let's go later and you also grow on this , you understand that if you are on the good old, in the old one was not all good either, but in my opinion, but if you put the old one in your opinion on the good ones, and there is already trust in you, and we had these, so to speak, yes, then he will understand, apparently, in the new. well, you have a lot. worthy of course, yes, you just need to be able to figure it out, because what is the point, yes, this is hollywood hollywood, well, in such a hollywood in a broad sense, it catches you on something so momentary such a non-contentious form, like this is interesting in form , yes, such something so primadnenny such. here. he lures you so much in

this sense, but you still have to put on some kind of content , again, so that a person can think, can both rejoice and grieve, but with some kind of thoughts in his head. and here, let's have a very important playlist. this is sergey galanina or from sergey levitin. yes, a dozen songs of recommendation, which will come in well, for educational purposes for children. why did you come here first? you don't know why. i'm not a fan of the beatles how? well, i really loved it. and, well this is a great one to eat. a? maybe seryoga, that is, come on, come on 10. this is a lot of love me tender. elvis presley should visit the kids. here is such a cheerful clown, thank god that somehow the younger generation knows tsoi knows the movie, because the whole album of blood types. yes, definitely of course, i think it's a must to audition. and then it will go further. okay, what we need. i would enter so

modestly. if it is possible, if you say, yes, yes, i would write, of course, it is strange that i am a bone. if we are now, i would write all of ours, and throw away elvis, eat. consent would not be modest, let's say, perhaps maya, i would leave. is that where they are? what is possible hallelujah perhaps you know leonardo cohen, yes, here are some songs now that people think that they are new, in fact, these are covers, for example, bagging. sang mapcon, then they sang manin, everyone thinks that this song is now, because even mat the horse has already been forgotten, but in fact it is fussience. in fact, the glade wide is very good . here. the main thing is anyway. here is communication. after all, it's not just you there to say something. you say some good notations, uh, your child is there or so to speak,

his friends, the main one is still after all, communication, when it happens, this is very important, when it's all here on some kind of trusting musical ones, so to speak. oh, it's all great. we need to talk. we have to argue. we must not communicate our children from our grandchildren from, as it were. taking care of these gadgets, you know, like, well, let me rest. i am now on this armchair to sleep a little on you. there is a granddaughter there or a granddaughter. nail the tablet, go. there it is, yes, at any moment, if a friend approached you, who is younger than you in age. you have to respond to that's respect. and it doesn't matter. how do you feel, because then, maybe, this moment will be. if you suddenly, well, no no react, you will later remember such moments with regret, they are on your fingers, and time flies very quickly, because he

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and lost and lost. i used to forget and lost the earring group in a podcast 20 years later, seryozha, you have two sons pavel 87 and timothy 91st 2001 have grandchildren. well, here is one granddaughter. thanks to pavel sergeevich, what is the name, and i slept in my daughter, as the girl was called. oh well, it's like not such dunya dusya but more in dota. here

, it is probably tormented, with these or not. or everything is fine. how many now? e more than 5.5, that is, it goes. uh, it's about six, the most such age groupie, right? well , in a good way, in a good way, we will not continue our ten songs, after all , what about let's say tea is definitely one semenovich vysotsky vysotsky because here all 10 positions could even be taken, but that's because it is completely diverse and multifaceted and, in general, interesting, as they say, well, there are a lot of things through and through. i speak conversation. it’s just that you need to give a report to the connection that if this time flies quickly. and if you still don’t advise something, you don’t even insist on something of your own, then later it will be difficult. difficult to do. listen, what is avdo's favorite song for you now, or even maybe, the band's music good

question. no, she is very versatile, but i here's something already talked about this, somehow. i heard how she sings katyusha, now the two of us sometimes sing her. i don’t know the children, as far as the children understand. uh, it probably feels simple, right? the meaning and time when the notion was written that songs are already 500 years old. well, how is it here, please, she loves to sing in such an intimate atmosphere in some kind of family, somehow in public. she is not that shy, but somehow she sees something like this in this. well , something so far so alien. she does not yet have such a desire to stand here and, as it were, there with the grandfather something to say to kill. by the way, i am glad about this, because in general our profession is such a topic. well, do you know what? well, yes, let's top 5, at least we'll pull it somehow . okay, we have it there. well, it's true, yes, well, here are five that need to be passed on to children, damn it,

vysotsky cinema. yes group earring well, no, no , no, we are our own. and so, garik sukachev will be on this list, you definitely don’t need to smoke your hand about your grandmother, probably, yes, that’s why it’s time for your grandmother and so to speak, you need to go to russia, you just need to say that, that’s it should be on time. here, well, as far as i know, garik has edges, you can start with this song, why not. maybe we'll call him, hardly, because uh. well, how would i have these such here it was necessary to give in advance a surprise. well, well, damn it does not like. i know yes, well, of course not, then this case somehow presented more joyful. look, i 'm warning you now, in a minute my name was called. can you be, but margo was all right at your place. not yet. and i thought he

was already gone. or valerie i have a lot of things very well there were no people. but a lot was including you. we've only just begun with us all ahead of a very needed television. we really need live music, because after all , television loves the picture more than the essence due to some circumstances, basically. and now we still call yevgeny morgorits. okay, how many of these same friends do you have right now, but you need to include, of course , she says where we are zhenechka great well , you took the artists, you tell me, you tell me the simplest thing that you are in moscow no, i still in st. petersburg in the evening i will be in moscow wow, listen, we are visiting kostya mikhailov on a podcast, and i have a request for you. there are guitar drums here too. somehow

he invites you to shoot here. how do you think. so i'll tell you, you know, i was surprised myself, why are we all here today? here we are now sitting with the left, talking with kostya just before that we played. hello dear. hello. so i myself don’t know how they persuaded me, in fact, this business is not boring, because at the beginning you play everything you know, in your program everything is much more terrible, because there you play a song and then you answer your wonderful kind questions to your wonderful questions. and here at the beginning i played all the songs, and then i don’t want to continue. i talked to you and just dumped you, you know? well, look there, he is there they have different ones. these are podcasts but also, uh, this is the first channel people watch and listen to your live music. you keep playing. we are one double each, just like in your program, we are all one double each. here is something special to say. well, as it is, so it is. here is kostya

mikhailov program 30 minutes. we have not been able to kick them out for 3 hours. yes, like this. well, by the way, that is, kostya zhenya did not even see. what is it about. it is necessary to throw off a reference, and he will be happy with music. yes, because we have a lot of margolitsa. the great blues, i'm not afraid of this word, is a blues musician who loves what he does very much, but he has a friend who plays better than him. yes , you tell us one thing that will go on the air. well, who is this friend who plays the blues better than you, huh? what is it to collect is a collective image. i agree. there is a piece, a piece of yourself, a piece of siskin , and a few pieces of different e. e lyosha romanov alexey dmitrievich romanov is necessary. lyosha, too, is sure to come here now, we are people personally. what are you? as in general, as we

love you and represent you. we all hug you. come on saint petersburg. hi thanks bye. i do not like to substitute friends. you forced me, of course. we continue our podcast 20 years later with the legendary group serga, in general , this cop. he is an amazing thing. he works miracles. he grants wishes. to start, you have to remember what you wanted 20 years ago. here is lyova what did you want 20 years ago, maybe a car apartment, a studio there, order all your material things somehow. well they are certainly not that important. but something beautiful word is a dream and i don’t want to name them. yes, that's what was really dreamed of, and i must say that we had what it is? a lot of things and the fact that, as it were, our music is my favorite, yes, for me, this is my favorite pastime , let's say, and so it all happened. i understand it now, i can say that it happened

and i'm still interested in it, and we have concerts, thank god. it continues. uh, i have a beautiful daughter. she gave birth to two girls. i then about it, of course, i couldn’t even dream even then, if it’s clear 20 years ago i didn’t imagine my grandfather, but even now i understand some kind of buzz, indescribable incomparable either with apartments, not with cars, there with nothing at all. that is, by and large, i can say that here it is, well, it happened. yes, it seems to me that the dream is more serious, correctly said, the dream is such. well, let's keep going. let this continue. for as long as possible. this means, in general, everything that happens to us in life, that we love. yes, let it continue. as long as possible, because hmm, as it turned out, that is , for no reason at all, we suddenly began to do what we really love, and the earring has

an institute. i have an institute behind me.