cynical yes, in general, vast territories for humor, when the doctors themselves are joking, why can they say so to themselves, let's say you don't come anywhere, you tell the doctor. oh, you told a joke about a doctor there. well, i have it there especially for you, right? or i'll cut off something there, the lord is just an anecdote. that's just about the patient that the patient lies before the operation, he needs to cut it out. this one, how can i show his appendicitis, because they cut me out and i can say that i was probably 12 or 13 years old, they cut me out appendicitis and cut out on the 20th of some seventh twenty-eighth of december. well, that is, there, in a couple of days, the new year and my mother sent me, so the ward is already this little christmas tree, such, uh, artificial, like the new year will be idly here, i’m such a damn thing, how will you bring me to such a meeting i won’t celebrate the new year in the hospital . i ran away. okay, i went. that's it with you. well, i dragged it there so that the seams would not come apart, i left. yes, in the seams, yes

, he left, celebrated the new year, returned, forgot the christmas tree, almost reached the house. yolka forgot seams, dispersed on the trail, the bloody chase is already underway, perverts. he couldn't get far off new year's coil. i celebrated the new year at home met, then returned back. and there, in some place, i saw there, i put some kind of stuff there, you know, like a person is sleeping as if there is, what are you there, you know, and a friend is sitting next to you, who, you know, does this all the time, damn it, and they recorded the snoring on the recorder. so, i mean, as if you really didn’t understand this in uh, under the covers, i don’t remember, so the patient is a patient, so he needs to have an operation in the ward appendicitis. there is a knock on the door. is he like that

? yes, go in, go to my sister , he has such a table on wheels there, which means that such a rag. she takes it and throws it away. there , uh, shaving kits. she approaches the patient removes the blanket. so they take off their underpants and take it on board. it confidently takes everything, shaves it all, shaves it all before the operation, puts on the panties back. so he throws a blanket from above and takes this cart of his. and so he leaves the ward and the man lies like that, and stop . excuse me, uh, girl. and maybe a question. yes, a why did you knock? listen, but there are, there are jokes that are generally, well, very strange, but they are about some kind of hmm, let's say , a trait of some kind of character, that is, in general, well, as it were, about everything and nothing. we are very funny. here i will give you an example of one i really like. this is an anecdote, because it is, firstly, specific. it seems to be about

one of these sports disciplines, well , it’s about such expensive ones about golf, but on the other hand, it’s about something completely different. and yes, and hmm , i'll tell you two golfers are playing. all, there all the class go. so confidently everything there you know nostril to nostril passes there for the same amount and suddenly one pays attention and says, uh, i'm sorry. uh, are you playing? uh, well, as if with one sword i will consider you. eh, how would such a stick with a bag. no, that is, but it's nothing to ride with you. you have one ball. he says, well, yes. and if he flies away, i don’t know, into the forest, now we just play them. he says it's not an ordinary ball. he's such a special ball. he when he flies into the forest, he starts. make such an audible signal and i will always find him looked. well, the ball,

like a regular ball, he again puts this ball , beats it again. he says, i'm sorry. right now we have a blow across the lake ahead of us. i see you play well, but still he is bulki and that's it and fell into the lake. and what, and this is not a simple ball. he, when he gets into the water, firstly, he is of such a material that he does not sink, and he starts a sound signal and he swims to the shore. and so it continues to play well. we are already here, well, we still have to go. there are four more holes, and already the sun almost a village. well, it's already dark. right now , he’s just going to fly away somewhere, he didn’t fit in at all. it’s just that it’s not known where and everything is in the dark there, how will you be where it still squeaks, damn it, this is an unusual golf ball, he made such material that as soon as twilight, as soon as everything gets dark , twilight and darkness ends. it begins to glow with such a soft, pulsating light. and

where did you find it? we are back in the studio for the jokes podcast, dear friends, we continue our program in the studio. i am vadim galygin and i noticed roman yunusov, actually. well , what, why are you people now come up with less jokes. here. well, really just a small number of them appear fresh. why a lot well, no, well, compared. come on, do you want? yes, look at a man in a construction robe, and he flies into an elite hmm car dealership in moscow here. uh, how much is this most expensive one of you a suv 25 thousand not rubles, so what? here it is, but you can

take a loan for a year, the seller says. yes , of course, you can go there approximately somewhere for 20 there 4,000 per month is not rubles. he says a little expensive, but you can take a loan for 2 years. well, of course, it is possible for 12 somewhere there for 11.500. eh, it will be a little expensive for me to pay rubles a month. and you can take a loan for 3 years. here's a man, it might make sense, uh, to take a cheaper typewriter. here, well, maybe, of course, you make sense. well, we have, but we broke it. that's exactly how i got in. i just fell into such and such, just like that, you want to say that a new anecdote, that a new anecdote is old. how bearded you are, how really old he is. okay come on. now rock scissors, paper, let's play who loses. e. well, if i lose i beard, right here right now like c'mon, you guys do something now. i did no. i'm on what floor right now i'm growing right here. a? and if you lose , you grow, well, like mine. listen

, i always go for this one again right now right now on the podcast, if rock, paper scissors, if i lose, i shave off my beard and mustache. if you lose, you grow the same beard and mustache and in the next podcast i will be in a beard with a mustache there, yes, even if it doesn't grow up, 30 make-up guys, please, you should have how he trimmer, for example, wait, let's stone paper. first, the stone is ready, scissors, paper, one, two, three. haha. and take it away guys where are you carrying it? anything here razor scissors, what's there? there is and how it’s right here, yes, the hair will fall out, but i don’t know, i was walking you wanted a bucket for the guys’ hair, someone wants to throw biological materials as a keepsake. by the way, you can

participate and you can come up with something to do, for example, that you are the first over the brief you can make the first nadrev. maybe i wanted to say that the iranian writer alpha and shaulov are our guests. and can i do the first over the brief, of course, or you can leave only the mustache, and in honor of your favorite political figure, ready, wait. come on, no jokes, please, now these, let me give you eyebrows, we should argue our eyebrows. yes, so ready my friends. now i'll leave you some funny beard. yes, you have right now. here is the one, of course. so such here not in that profession. i left my friends

it seems we definitely have a mustache and a sideburn, huh? so, if a joke about a barbershop, you know you look like a songwriter could play on something naletavr. oh, carols, sweet pancakes, oh lyuli, white lyuli, and if the guitar, and come on, you will be everything. we're done. thank you all ready that i'm free for you. you take off this negligee from him. thank you very much. thank you. it can be left. then if i choose i'll glue it. why did you take away this wonderful chubchik for him? yes, this is the only chubchik

that i can really play. some burgamist. yes? you see, this is such a cool story. and you had a lot of such disputes when you had to , well, win an argument. well, you know, they are famous, like, for example, the boyars there walked for a very long time, mikhail sergeevich in a scarf. oh, and a hat. remember, he walked yes, there someone grew some kind of mustache, did you ever understand excitement like that? i have to argue not that it was not, but one day i again for some reason now remember stories from the past. and count up, you have their future okay with you eyeliner, what is it i have all the stories from the past, guys. i remember from the future we went to 237. go. we somehow went to venus from afar, in short, there was an argument. you know what once i remember how we argued to quit smoking, when you remember, and you and you quietly

hid with lyosha quietly, smoked and came to wash. we fired you. i won then this dispute and we set you on fire. and you, how did the children justify themselves here, and we say, come on, let me smell your hand, your fingers are ringing there. and you well what is it? we are adults people, and we argued, by the way, for money. well, i remember the car, that lyosha and i argued, you know what, that there was one program , a culinary program known on one channel, and he says, we bet if they invite us there. i will say such a dish, about which well they will not agree, they argue. and we're going to do the culinary program. it’s just that right then, right here, nude, they called absolutely for this program that you will cook right now. i called him and put him on speakerphone. hello alexey we would like to invite you to a culinary show. eh, and here we need to understand what you will cook. here are the bovine seeds. and on that, silence at the end of the wire we have an italian restaurant. there is no

program that there are bull testicles and they are looking at me loudly, by the way, like, now wait, will they agree or not? i do not think well technically they look at me, because here. and what to do now? yes? well, we are waiting for you then, yes, everything was filmed there. let's have a program. we watch on the internet how well, lyokha cooks, and there village bull testicles are there at home. yes, in general, i had to cook bovine meat. i remember that this is the only culinary program in which seedlings were cooked, and i don’t know, maybe not the only ones. and it was, you know , funny when we cooked them. lyokha was making some kind of salad there. i made some kind of salad, and of course, at the end of cooking in any culinary program. you need to taste properly. uh-huh , so that's what you cooked and the next one was, right? as if you understand what

they should be. you know what does have to pretend that you never ate. until then , this dish no no. and how when well i don't bought, to cook hmm but in which i don’t say cooks, but like this, and you reminded me of a story about a culinary this story. she is well cheerful from the fact that it is in the village right in belarus in the village. right in the village is a village. that is, not a settlement of some kind, uh, an urban-type settlement, but a direct village, which we went to celebrate. we have a birthday because there was such a base on the river. e, with a bath, they stand there, how could you even be there, but also two of my friends , uh, their buddies know perfectly burning and aktay they went to the village store in the village so that a surprise people would come much more than well , in general, i think i invited everyone there , instead of 30,000 people there came. in this 70, that is

, and the products began to run out very quickly. and so they said, now everything will be fine, we will go, like, well, to the village store and buy everything there. and what is a village shop in belarus? they stand here, so on the same shelf there are rubber boots, then sweets, then cigarettes, a bucket of flour, sugar, some kind of dress, some confiscated tv. yes, there is more, well, everything is still for sale. you know everything like this. eh, everything for life there. well, they came to see, well, mostly cereals. there, some kind of bread , and they look, what’s special . you won’t take anything there, uh, it wasn’t for sale, sausages, there’s nothing there, that is, and suddenly they look at such a refrigerator. here, as it were , the one in which the ice cream is opened is stored there and there the ice cream is actually sold and dumplings are sold. and, of course, we will put the simplest thing for everyone there now. that is, there we cook for me there further.

corresponds to her living room there for three days fishing there and they good afternoon she hello there, this is the woman who sells everything there, and in the village store she tells us very much, please. all the dumplings looked at them like that. he says, yes, there are a lot of us. that is, you are there. do not be surprised, there, like you, we are there, someone is joking, zhenya has money there. well, here it is, yes. well, that's all. so she took the packages, she started laying them out there , laid out the packages for them, and they look there, well, there is still left in the refrigerator, then there are, well, a lot of packs. yes left and they are so cuckoo game. we said everything . pelmeni. she turns her hands in boxing like that. and you are not dumplings. this is ravioli, that is, yes, such a neighing raviola, right? well, there are

all sorts of culinary anecdotes here, which , uh, with some of these preparations there. you know some kind of culinary management. well, i remembered a story and a dispute at the same time , a culinary story and a dispute, and semyon and bullish prompted me to another completely even cooler anecdote. yes, when the wife comes home from work takes out the husband at home with his mistress and grabs a gun on the wall like that. here, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, dear. what are you what are you what are you what well, it's also impossible, we need adults. well, stop it. well, well, what are you, and so load the hop there, this cartridge is the second stop, stop, stop. stop. well, what are you, well, give me a chance. come on, we're adults now . well, give me a chance she is. let's swing from country to side. hmm

pushed further, remember, the joke was now you will understand when the world blonde contest is on, you know, there is no joke, and he is sitting in the hall, well , the world championship in blondes, that is, in general , there are only blondes from different countries in the hall, everything is already the final of the competition and there is already a winner. she already kind of won, but in order for her, uh, to take possession of the crown with diamonds encrusted. there, emeralds are a very expensive thing, so that she, uh, takes this crown as a reward. she needs to answer one. well, an additional question and a presenter in such a beautiful suit, that is, all the cameras in the world, in general, tv channels cover everything. there live these blondes took froze, he contests. you have to answer one question and the crown is yours in all, but the girls she stands, and there is no peg chest and heart there. and he double-two and such

took everything and she three and he hall, and he says, well, what are you, well, you were one step away from this wonderful crown. you were in one and then the hall starts all together in a unified impulse and blondes. give her a chance, give her a chance well , the presenter liked her very much, and he has never been like this, never at our competition, he has been leading there for many years. you are just really me liked very much. and i will really give you a chance, as the audience asks, because you are beautiful. you really are the most beautiful blonde on our planet, and i ask you twice twice again. all in all, my heart is just there, now it will tear the dress, it's beautiful. five he well, well, well, how so? can you

fill it up again? give her a chance. yes, there is a chance someone has already started whistling, and he just says, we are live. i know that i will be fired. now after this competition. i just like you very much, and i'm just there already everyone is yelling in his ear there, everything is there ends. he says, i ask again twice two and she. four he azal, give her a chance. give, by the way, a large number of jokes about blondes. and you know that scientists have proven that it's exactly the opposite, but i don't remember what blondes are. well, it's no different. that's just a type of jokes. we are back in the studio for the jokes podcast, dear friends, we continue our program in the studio. i vadim galygin and

roman yunusov remember? there were such, but these, uh, well, russian crimson, mobile jackets. yes yes all things, the golden chain has stuck. how much is 600 now worth that time? by the way, yes. well, everything came back and so, i remembered a joke about how a new russian gave. uh, the mobile phone for his six-year-old new russian son is all, in short, a son, so look at these mobile phones. if there are any problems with the title, well, everything is fine. well everything goes the day the new russian rides. he comes to work in his office from the threshold immediately as a secretary. your son called, nikolai ivanovich, just now, yes. well, yes. hello, yes, sonulya estimate with us the dog in the middle of the room, shat right on the carpet. well, what are you, well, an adult guy, come on, take a scoop. take a whisk, clean everything, uh. all without problems, yes, and more for nothing. i don’t call like that, an hour passes again, this mikhailovich calls. your son is calling. yes, what is it? dad, look, in short. uh,

now a neighbor came to my mother. they entered the room, which means that the neighbor takes off his pants. look, if he kicks on the carpet, i won't clean it up. unexpectedly ends you two anecdotes. let me remind you now, this father is going on a business trip to leningrad and he means, uh, children and well, he comes and says like this, well, there is an older child, an average one and a very small one. he says, so children dad is going to leningrad on a business trip, who will now come up with a rhyme for the word leningrad to that, i will bring what he asks the elder such opa is going to leningrad, dad will buy marmalade. he says well done there on average. well, come on, that papa is going from leningrad, papa will buy a jackal, well done.

everyone bromela those chocolate. do you know what it is , he says? you heard that you came up with it, in general you are stupid to me, in general, then there is. well, in general, look like a brother, and since there are rhymes all at once, i came up with something. yes, he says, well, tell me what you came up with. he says, dad is going to leningrad, my mother's boyfriend will be happy, and for this, for a secret. dad will buy me a moped. and you are talking about this one such simple oligarch oligarch, he comes home on a rolls-royce, so he has, well, just a palace. well, the castle is such a simple castle, and he comes in like this and tells his wife that his wife is all there in the kitchen, like a parade of diamonds. all there is a wife. what do we have for dinner? he says, well, today the lobsters are here langoustines, there is black caviar. he says again. and how you want fried potatoes, salom with onions. she throws such

a rolling pin, such a diamond, in general, and says, you will earn, like normal men , you will have potatoes with onions. and i understood about the school, remember when the teacher asks the girl of the class, or rather, a. come up with a sentence where two words would be fine and the girl pulls. yes, yes, there, katenka, please, mom sewed a beautiful dress for me. i am his department and i look great in it. do you understand? well done there five, the second girl pulls her hand to me. my grandmother baked wonderful pies. i ate them and feel great. by the way, it's good here, there's a five mashenka pulls her hand, dashenka yes, i went up to my dad and said that i was pregnant. did she, daddy said fine. just fine. well, not so colorful. it sounds uh one word. listen, i'll remember this anecdote something.

well, here i was talking about the russian countryside all the time, i like it here, you know, such participants, in which i could have events, in short, i remembered an anecdote, which means the farmer is here. well, let's just imagine something there quietly , the farmer works there, so he has a huge one there, and the ranch and here such a dusty pickup truck drives up and comes out of such a funny hat. there, with such acorns , the sheriff is new, he is like that. hey, i'm the new sheriff of this state. i came to see if you have any illegal items. maybe you 're hiding something in the barn or growing something out there in the field. there or whatever he says, you're the new sheriff. yes, i see the new one, you see the badge, it's a badge. i'm on embroidery, what do you have in this barn he yes, nothing special this night, you see

, i can go anywhere. i'm sheriff, i'm opening a new sheriff. it's a bar there. he opens. there are sacks, flour, and all that. so it's here. and what does he say there firewood? open this icon. i can look anywhere. he opens firewood there. he says, and here what is below, he says, yes, there is a cellar, i can look where i want. i am wider. you see, this icon is open. he opens. there are some cucumbers and tomatoes like that. so, what do you have there on that field. he says over there please you don't have to go, but you see this icon. wherever i want with such a quick step, i went with such a quick step, threw back such a rose, once because of a hillock, disappeared here, and after 3 minutes it runs and behind it a huge bull is so furious, just, well , throws it up, it flies up falls into the ground, and already the ass, pierced, runs even faster the bull is even faster behind him eyes such a huge

farmer badge. show him the badge. it seems to me that maybe somewhere once it was in general, that is, in principle, jokes. they come from life. that's given that we today they did something to you here roman yunusov came as a half-special lezghin was left without a beard, in fact, as if you were casting for you. you know, uh, you know some of them. according to ostrovsky something, and i'm returning to the practical jokes, i remembered such a telephone. do you remember, phone pranks were still phones now, yes, and i can see you now, they are popular. and we did this in childhood, we used to gather in someone’s apartment, who had a telephone dialed, this random number, so i remembered such a telephone joke when a man calls, uh, calls on the phone, says. hello hello. it's not, it's a sauna. how can i call the brothel? call in

three hours. and i remember, this is an old joke. when hello hello. it's 33-33-33. the number speaks. yes, could you call an ambulance, my finger was stuck on the disks, in short, and i remembered the joke started. just today in a t-shirt, so i decided to talk about football. not about a t-shirt. not about football. well, it seems, when touch my chest, touch my chest. you feel, you feel how my nipples swelled and hardened, well, mikhalych well, not you're supposed to have a second quilted jacket, well, it won't help. so, rum e, you and i chatted here, our dear viewers e, we tried very hard to keep you in a good mood for another podcast of jokes. the big one has come to an end. thank you for being with us in a good mood for you today , remembering funny stories. i am one galygin

and romances. mayor yunusov and all the best, until we meet again. bye. this podcast is a must read. i am aglaya batnikova, director and writer. today i am visiting. kirill shamanov, writer art critic, artist we're going to talk about william burrows and his junkie novel. hello cyril. hello. uh, william birox is a sixties guy from an educated and fairly wealthy family, studied at harvard , studied medicine in europe, and then chose this path. uh, let's just say to sink to the bottom and

go through, in general, addiction to illegal drugs, and he describes this experience in his books and quite unexpectedly becomes classics of american literature. one of the leaders of the beatnik movement, among which allen gisberg, chuck kiruak and in general what can we say about berouz, did he become a pioneer, but because we know that irwin welsh, uh, with transpotting hunter thompson uh with fear and disgust in las vegas, they all can be said were after the beru went in his footsteps. well, for american literature, probably yes, but we also know there is russian literature, english literature in russian literature, we know bulgakov's morphine, uh, in english literature. this is a de quincey novel. uh, another 1,000 1,800. there are some tenth years, uh, that is,

yes, to put it this way, chronologically, like, who was the first in this whole autofiction. uh, such is the literature about dependence, uh, then, probably, this is still a dequintion, but speaking of the generation of beatniks, speaking of berouz, and his books and his style of description, then, of course, for modern literature for modern society. he probably really somehow managed to give it. yes, as it were, that this has become, it is clear there, well, a huge mass of people, there is evidence of this popularity. and the beatnik writers in general, well, let's say, how they differ. that is why they are called beatniks. let's talk a little about this cultural context. well, we are talking about the end of the forties, the very beginning of the fifties . uh, this is the american post-war generation. that is, it is the rise of the american

economy. at the same time, in general, the rather poor state of american culture. eh, at that moment there was a need. uh, somehow make her dominant in the world. there , buying american you buy - the best american culture. they are many. like these ones during the war, the directions of many artists were taken out by modern ones and they created such, as it were, plast e, literary, including here, that is, you can talk about it as in such a political technology project, but as in any project with culture, something then it always gets talented and really, as if here are a few authors for me. why do we say all these? so jan is fiction? let's call it literature. why is it written primarily in the first person? this experience, it must be lived, no matter how interesting it is namely, as an inner experience, first of all. it seems to me so, and precisely due to the fact that

this inner experience is in the form of such a step-by-step diary of some often poorly structured text. but it's like it's always there. here, as it were, the beginning, how a person began. there is some kind of abstract psychedelic period of this consumption of chaos and the subsequent, as it were, what came of it all, that is, well, usually it ’s bad when the grave usually leaves, but in some cases, we suddenly come across the fact that this is the addiction somehow managed to rethink this experience and even made a novel. you have experience, you have two books written about this experience too. tell me what this rethinking gave you when you went through this literature. i went to study all these twelve-step programs, and there is a rather significant layer there, these are diaries, uh, feelings there, uh. well, it's an inventory of memory, an inventory of the psyche. there are blocks

of their own. that is, you just remember some people of the situations that they deliver to you there. pain or no longer cause offense. what was delivered to you and described in detail there according to certain methods in order to understand. in general, someone in this situation did something wrong, what is the situation and when you have been doing this for years, you have such a habit, as if not well, through yes, through written some. yes, through written analytics, to make some decisions , that is, well, then i noticed that some characters, here, whom i describe, i remember or situations, but they are so interesting that they are not in these boring tables to paint that something more literature is needed there. yes, i need a story, at least i need a story, i started writing the first few short stories and then somehow all of a sudden it all came together, there was a book a few years later, and it suddenly even became some kind of big bestseller. well, let's get back to berouz, and berus began to write after he got out of addiction. yes, that is, he's going

through this revision yes of his experience. it turns out formed. e yourself as a person. we can say so, we can say so but we can say, in a junk novel, we say, i just directly suspect that in this revision, that is, he didn’t stop being addicted and wrote a junk novel, and he began to work with his addiction and as a result through the result was written yes, this novel, and in which it is clearly expressed there. there he has his thoughts, his own experiences, obviously there. well, uh , put it on paper, and what is this novel about? that is, uh, let's tell a little about all these autofiction novels about addiction, huh they are to a certain extent, maybe to a major extent, in fact, freedom is about the loneliness of a person. i mean, about hmm, that's about, uh, addiction. yes, there are all these adventures, but uh, that is, this is

what we say in american life. yes, there are all these channels, but they are actually pretty, yes, like ours. eh, my beloved pale one sings all my stories, in principle, are similar, that is, uh, all these novels, they really are. well, there's some man he's addicted to. he's the one there. well, there is more or less, i see. well, this moment of what he understands. it's that he's addicted. there, one feels one's own, as it were, like this , like a slavish one, as if in front of this drug of life. yes, that is. and that's what it was. uh , analysis, yes, that is, putting it on paper, how it tries to sort it out somehow consistently, because drug addicts are some kind of addicted people. they are often unable to think three sentences in a row in one pipeline. he's got to write down, that is, yes, that is, it's literal. here it collects the letter. the brains of such people are for