from the morning ride after chris baty, i am still silent to read this now. this is , of course, the most lyrical instrument that glorifies loneliness. that's what this tool is, and there are two of them. that's what the focus is. and what is the difference between a bugle and a trumpet from love? it is thicker, but can you compare the sounds longer burns? yes, this is a pipe. here is such a sparingly further olesya mitko keyboard instrument. she is also the drummer's wife. yes, and only olesya sits down , the pianist is obliged to rehearse, if the pianist does not rehearse for a week, he can hear it for two weeks heard by the people around. like here immediately. my husband

says so, i have to rehearse now. and you hear what technique. this is not some kind of toys for you, it means that this is also a repeater there, you do something in the family circle and evgeny yaren bass guitar, yes , evgeny is the basis that we will now hear performed by these worthy people. and now we want to play a composition that has been reworked for many years, along with mine, plus many times, called this thing. tango at least ice-cream tango hot ice cream

dear friends, can you imagine that if lenya when meeting with olesya, he played like this, she should have been scared. imagine how violent her fiancé is, but she wasn’t scared how you met, in general, we met at work at school office romance.

listen, is there any kind of a group of people? as you just said, office romance speaks about the health of the team. so, apparently, they are motivated for the future, which means that marinka is a plus to live, if the newlyweds are counting or you still want to go to olga buzova’s team, they need it now good pianists to drum. well then , that's fine, now, tell me, please, why don't you play the glockenspiel? here, how are the haptons? i also play a beautiful metaphor of my children on the microphone. you have it, i don't have it. and uh, it's just that my main instrument is the marimba. remember, right now, in these 20 years that we have not seen each other, a good play called sambore aisul appeared, which, of course, is dedicated to marimba. she is fantastic. there it is used precisely its ethnic shock part. yes, i agree. it's genius. here,

when every instrument is like here every instrument heard the same. well, are you the only one who writes for the band? or give someone else to open up, but so far it works. so what am i writing, huh? i offer sometimes ready-made procedures. sometimes some idea. we , together with the team, are further refining , i must say that the marimba plus with your letter of musical is very cinematic music soundtracks, you must, of course, do this and it happens forever. yes, what movie did you write? well, they participated in the soundtrack so far, which works, but in feature films used simply took separately literally plays. literally the day before yesterday, dmitry was caught directly took our composition angels and she will participate in the film, yes , and you have children playing everything on it, and your son studied , won a huge number of prizes, medals went to competitions, but did not continue to be a musician did not go. what did he play in

prayer? yes, also on drums at sea for everyone. there is, right? he didn't reach out. he didn't grow up. here, here, for two hours 2 m , everything is fine, and what is wrong in the fate of a musician, but you must always be just honest with myself. so we wanted nikita to be as honest as possible so that, well, he was just honest, and he said that he still forced himself to do it for me, when you force it, it won’t work. here here must always be inside. and now he is the deputy general director of an oil company. how do you know? i can see by your clothes ha. it enables dad to work and live. well , let's play something else.

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dear friends, the anthropology podcast on

channel one presents one of the most beloved jazz bands in the country, marin plus. i know that came to mind here, this is the worst thing, when you listen to a good team. you start to think about who it looks like, i will not specifically talk to the lorics in this report and group. i'll say something else, 50 years. arsenal this year. i remember how alexei semyonovich played in rostov-on-don in the house of officers. i mean now kozlov of course. do you know what we thought? well, what is this? well, it's elitist music, who does he play for? he will lose in the short run. you may have lost, but you've already broken up a long time ago adjustments that were at the peak of popularity. and kozlov, you know what i'm saying , you come to his jazz club. this is a completely non-commercial business, but there this music sounds, this is where people

meet and get married like this and if you fell in love with a girl from a jazz club, and this comrade is worth a lot, you can count on her, well, pleasure. you are welcome here. and what will happen next? that is, i know that the vocalist take has already taken where at the concerts none dear friends, that will be very interesting to see. what else after 23 year will be with the investigation and with friends. we 'll come, we'll come, say, yes, dmitry, and just recently we released a new album. wow called in another dimension. why, just listen to it, 22. what is an album in the modern interpretation. well, first of all, it's, uh, access to all venues. that is, you have the opportunity to listen to music on any device anywhere , still 13 there are 15 songs. yes, and seven

compositions for everyone. yes, it’s not friendly, they are united by some kind of album dramaturgy. i think yes. in general, this topic cosmos external cosmos internal human yes, it is interesting in everything i want to get to the very essence of writing. pasternak is, of course, about music, and the marim ba plus group, and we would like from yours. so to thank these brilliant musicians for such a calligraphic game, of course, of course, but at the same time it is filled with energy. and yet, what to say? isn't it better to listen? thank you for your attention. all the best marim plus.

hello dear viewers on the air of the jokes podcast today, as always, i am with you vadim galygin and roman yunusov cheers. wow, as if this is a match we have with each other.

tell me, please, was the anecdote a part of your life at all? or are you just here. well, my grandmother heard somewhere, she was very fond of telling jokes. yes? usually they say here that my dad is a grandmother there. yes, she was very fond of telling a joke, and i was surprised and, uh, in the company, when relatives gathered. they sat at the table for the night. she told there , you know, somehow got into a hole. right now, well, i don’t remember, but i can say one thing that these were very funny jokes and always. even if we traveled somewhere with her, i remember you, nalchik, we went to travel with her, and she was on in the group in our excursion group, when we walked there on some rocks , caves looked at something somewhere, she went in the group. uh, just uh, she told jokes to everyone, yes, and everyone laughed and had fun about

such a guide. yes, she just overshadowed the guide, she took her hands, everything is gone, well, in fact , when a group just gets tired, it goes a lot, a lot, a lot from one attraction to another just at these moments, when the guide needs to say something, maybe there was nothing to do there was some kind of pause and she always filled this pause, but with some funny anecdotes, and the whole group had fun, invigorated and went further forward to look at the next attraction, by the way, an interesting format, in general, that is, not just tells there, yes about the color of the area, which i don’t know where you walk there, yes, you travel, but once again, it turns out from the point of view. by the way, here's the tower there. yes , here's a joke about it. yes, how many times on excursions in buses did we take microphones all the time. what is far to go? do you remember airplane? do you remember the plane when we flew to the festival and muscles and just took this phone, in which passengers at school are happy to welcome. here, look to the left we see magnificent clouds. even alexander sergeevich pushkin himself wrote about clouds,

and you came up with on the go, just clouds. clouds you are my clouds. look left. what clouds something like that. yes, i remember a joke when, uh, well, in general, the plane the commander of the ship made an announcement there there is not there, well, ours is, she goes and forgets to turn off the connection. yes. this one, yes. and he says to the co-pilot, well, now i’ll drink a coffee and go to the stewardess and this weight is heard by the whole plane from the stewardess from the tail section of the plane. she just runs, stumbles, falls, and grandma one says to her, dear. take your time, they will still drink coffee, and i remembered, and not only before the plane takes off and everything is gaining altitude and the stewardess, and as if the whole crew understands that there are 100 people on board, and only 50 took lunch with them. well, two times less. well, we need to come up with something. well , it means to be carried out takes a walkie-talkie. here it is

volume that respected passenger. we must welcome you on board our airline on board we have 100 people, but we took only 50 meals with us, but we have therefore, here is a small promotion from our airline for those passengers who decide, and give their meals in favor of other passengers from our special companies. alcohol gift free booze one hour of flight passes the next announcement, dear passengers, we have 49 meals left on board, maybe someone will want to have a bite, but i forgot. you know dear paris saint-germain and good evening, dear passengers, we found there along the route such and such it will pass at an altitude of 11.000 m there, and on board our aircraft. there are two bars. and a disco. uh, small fitness room, three bowling alleys, and now it's all hers. yes, and we

'll try to take me off once. uh, if we 're moving around like that , we're talking about travel a bit and, uh, we're moving around traveling in cars. but i don’t remember, we, in my opinion, were also together and lyokha and i were alone. we were driving. uh, from somewhere from some city on the far somewhere in the east we are stopped by traffic cops. and they will find out, and it was a long time ago and then , in my opinion, all these phones with cooler cameras were just beginning, and he says, i don’t have a phone with me. so i want to take a picture with you for memory. you can and we are talking with lyokha. well, of course you can. how are we going to draw then? here we will be either that or as he says no. now a second went to the post is returning with a radar, and we took pictures on the radar. yes , but this is the first time i have taken a picture, yes, the memory would be done with a traffic cop on the radar. yes, it's cool. by the way, i reminded you, i'm talking about a traffic cop driving a car. so well, you break it

so badly there, which means he slows down and a girl comes out from behind the wheel. well, this one is clearly under the closet and right in front of him just pecks a chocolate candy at his feet and says, you won’t believe it with liquor, by the way, you know what? so i always thought how many jokes about traffic cops. yes, there, well, so conditional, now there is even such a structure no, well, everyone understands this, whom it is about. tell me, what do you think, how much is this degree. e resentment, maybe, when, well, they tell jokes about the police , the police about some local traffic cops there, and well, jokes, first of all, should be funny. and here it is, as if the degree of insult , as you think, here every employee has his own favorite anecdote about him , that is, well, yes, some kind of accountants are somehow our own, but about traffic cops, we will

call them our own. that's the main thing, here, probably still in quality, when you, for example, here, well, joked somewhere or told and then someone there you know, they stop you , they say, and it’s you, yes, of course, and not you, and more than once. it was what kind of people? well, that means let's go. we have special ones for you. yes? is there a competition for you? yes it is clear. well, that is, but how much is it? well, about doctors, well , it seems to me, here, for example, well, here is the category yes of medical workers. yes, she is one of the best doctors. in my opinion, such price tags, yes , in general, vast territories for humor, when the doctors themselves are joking, why can they say to themselves, let's say, let's not admit you anywhere come and feel it. oh, you told a joke about a doctor there. well, i have. there, i’ll sew on special tests, yes. or i’ll cut something off there. the lord is just anek. that ’s just about the patient, that the patient lies before the operation, he needs to cut it out.

this one, how can i show his appendix, because they cut me out and i can say, i was probably 12 or 13 years old . well, that is, there in a couple of days the new year and my mother brought me, which means that the ward is already this small such a christmas tree, uh, artificial, like the new year, you will be idly here and just not a damn thing, how do you bring such a meeting to you? i will not celebrate the new year in the hospital. i ran away. okay, i did well. that's it with you. well, i dragged it there so that the seams would not come apart. i left to get married. yes, seams. yes, yes, i left celebrated the new year, i also returned i forgot i did i almost reached the house. the bloody trail is already being chased by doctors. he couldn't have gone far. here he is. tell a new year's story, seriously. new year celebrated at home met, then the truth returned. and there, in

some place, i put some things there, you know, like a person is sleeping as if there is, that you are there, you know it, as if in a ball. come on, next to a friend who, you know, does this one - he is constantly fucking on recorders. yes, i mean, i say in full that the patient is lying as if you were really, yes, under the covers, i don’t remember the type. so here lies the patient the patient lies match in the ward. he needs to have an operation to remove his appendix. there is such a knock on the door, he is like that. yes, yes, the driver comes in like this sister he has a table on wheels there, which means that she takes such a rag and throws it back. there's a shaving kit. she approaches the patient removes the blanket. so they take off their underpants, take the set confidently, and so they take everything, they shave everything, they shave everything before the operation, put

the underpants back on. so he throws a blanket from above and takes this cart of his. and so he leaves the ward and the man is like that, but stop. i 'm sorry, uh, girl. and you can ask yes, why did you knock? yes, this is why he is so knock-knock-knock, listen, but there is, there are jokes that are generally very strange, but they are about some kind of, uh, hmm, let's say a trait of some kind of character, that is, in general, well, as it were, about everything and nothing. we are very funny. here i will give you an example of one i really like. this is an anecdote, because, firstly, it is highly specific, it seems to be, it is like one of such sports disciplines, well, on the other hand, such expensive ones are about golf. it's about something completely different. and you hmm tell you two golfers are playing. everything, there is a smile, everything is class there. so confidently everything there you know nostril to nostril passes there for the same number and suddenly one pays attention and says, uh, i'm

sorry. uh, are you playing? uh, well, as if with one sword i will consider you. uh, like, uh, this club with you running. no, that is. well, you don't ride anything with you there. you have one ball. he says, well, yes. and if he flies away, i don’t know, into the forest, now we are playing simply. he says it's not an ordinary ball. he's such a special ball. he when he flies into the forest, he starts. to make such a sound signal and i will always find such a look. well, the ball, like a regular ball, he puts this one again the ball is beaten again. he says, i'm sorry. right now we have a blow across the lake ahead of us. i see you play well, but still he bulky fell into the lake. and what, and this is not a simple ball. when it gets into the water, firstly, it is made of such a material that it does not sink, and it starts beeping dust and

comes on and swims to the shore itself. that's it. well, he continues to play well. we are already here, well, we still have to pass. there are four more holes, and already the sun has almost set, so, well, it's already dark. now out somewhere at all just fly away did not fit, at all. it's just not known where and everything is in the dark there, how will you be there? where else does it squeak, damn, it's an unusual golf ball. he made such material that as soon as twilight, as soon as everything gets dark, twilight and darkness ends. it begins to glow with such a soft, pulsating light. and where did you find it? in our studio, to a circle of relatives and friends, a wonderful actor, honored artist of russia, roman madyanov, for me , this is all my dear, warm, maybe

well, what do you address for me every time a mystery is an absolutely unpredictable person. that's what he will throw out now is absolutely unknown, i was a draftsman and designer. we did not spend a single take on the goat, she stood listening to the director and looked at us, as if spellbound . yeah, when you play the scumbag. i pity you more than all the goodies around any material that you have to miss on saturday on the first and always on one tv.ru. we are back in the studio podcast jokes, dear friends, we continue our program in the studio. i'm vadim galygin and roman yunusov, i noticed, in fact. well , what, uh, why are you people

come up with less jokes now. here. well, really just a small number of them appear fresh. why a lot well, no, well, compared. well, okay. tell me a modern fresh anecdote. come on, do you want? yes, look at a man in a construction robe, and he flies into an elite hmm car dealership in moscow here, how much does this most expensive uh suv cost you, a 25 thousand not rubles, so what? here he is such, but you can take a loan for a year, the seller says. yes, of course, you can apply for about 20 there 4,000 not rubles per month. he says a little expensive, but you can take a loan for 2 years. here, well, of course, you can pay 12 somewhere there for 11.5 thousand e not rubles, the payment will be a little expensive per month. and you can take a loan for 3 years. here is a man,

maybe it makes sense, uh, take a cheaper car here, maybe, of course, it makes sense with me. well, i broke it, i drove in just like that. i just flew into such a plate. so you want to say that the new joke, that the new me is the old joke. how bearded you are, what a really old joke he is. okay , now let's rock scissors, paper, let's play who loses. e. well, if i lose i beard, right here right now like c'mon, you guys are something now. i even made it right here straight. and if you lose , you grow, well, like mine. listen , it will take me forever, this one again now right now right now in the podcast, if rock, paper, scissors, if i lose, i i shave my beards. if you lose, you grow the same fight, a mustache and in the next podcast i’ll be in a beard with a mustache there, even if it doesn’t grow, make-up guys, please,

you should have a trimmer like him, for example, come on stone scissors. first , the stone is ready, scissors, paper, one, two, three. and take it away guys where are you carrying it? anything here razor scissors, what's there? is there a trimmer? how about here, right? the hair will fall out, but i don’t know, i was walking you wanted a bucket for the hair guys, does anyone want a memory throw biological materials. by the way, you can participate and you can come up with something to do, for example, you can do something that is above the brief, you can do the first pull. maybe i wanted to say that the iranian writer alpha and shavuf ilna are our guests. and can i make the first one on top of the briefs, of course, or you can leave only the mustache, and in honor of your

favorite political figure, i’m ready. wait. come on, no jokes, please, now these, let me give you eyebrows, we should argue our eyebrows. yes, so ready my friends. now i'll leave you a funny some beard. yes, you have right now. here is the one, of course. so such here not in that profession. i left friends, it seems to me it will be very funny, what with a mustache and sideburn, huh? so, if the joke is about the barbershop, you know, you look like a songwriter to play something naletaur. oh, carols pancakes