and the white teeth under the dark stripe of young mustaches were burning, the shirt was burning, softly, reflecting the red light, the unquenchable lamp, look, with leathery scars, it was even worse that it had healed a lot. do you feel how grandfather began to get angry, i feel and see, i screwed you up. i started to put this hand up, i waited for the pond to break, grandfather gives it away after another. and the woman will drag you away. don’t allude. well, the pond didn’t break, it’s flexible and soaked. but only that you got less. haha. you see how he laughed again with a silky, affectionate laugh, laughing, looking at his hand and saying: i’m sorry, i can smell you trouble, and he whips, snorting at the horse, shaking the head of the gypsies, began to say something in business, immediately close to me, childish simple. i told him that i love him very much. he answered unforgettably simply. yes, because i

love you too. but he also mistook pain for love. did i start to give a damn about someone else? then he began to teach me to quietly often look back at the door, when you are suddenly on fire, they will flog you. yes, don’t shrink, don’t squeeze the body, and you dissolve it freely kiselyov lies and don’t puff up breathe, with might and main ari and good swearing you remember, okay. i asked if they would still flog me. and how calmly the gypsy answered you, they’ll fight you often. and why will grandfather find out and start teaching again if, now he just puts it in the vine on top, lie freely and softly, and if he hits me with a heavy cut and pulls the vine towards himself to remove the skin, then you wag your body climb up to it, it’s easier. i ’m in this business, even the policeman is out of my skin, even though i looked at him and remembered

my grandmother’s tales. about ivan tsarevich, about ivan the fool, here’s a fragment amazing. you know, i remember there’s jelly lying around. this is, of course, my childhood reading. i remember this scene, but i still have this exact phrase of kisselyon. i didn’t remember at all, and thank you for reminding me of this, that alyosha, uh, well, was kind of trying on his grandfather. yes, it’s just a pity that through such torment. yes, yes, yes this is now they would say that this is a childhood trauma, a fashionable topic. yes, it was painful to remember that it was he who also brutally beat me, but also to forget about it. i couldn't do it. it's an amazing story. and what's the contrast with the other children's trilogy? yes, because the title of gorky’s trilogy is childhood in people, my universities, but this clearly refers to tolstoy’s taxi and childhood , patronymic youth, such things could not exist, but

there were others yes there were yes, this is wonderful , thank you very much for agreeing, so impromptu. this is, uh, a wonderful thing to read by gorky. well, i still remember it very much. your work is on top. and i understand that it would be wrong to ask you more, but here ’s the okunarmia. but i heard it too and was simply shocked by how you do it. there there is also a lot of cruel, a lot of rough, rough, violent - this is a book that was published in the mid-twenties and , strictly speaking, this is a different picture of the civil war, if you like for a century. yes, of course, i think this is an epic. this is how shelkhov’s quiet don is. it seems to me that there ’s a cunarmia there. hmm because there it’s very motley, these are separate short stories, ducky. yes, this is

a collection, but this is a patchwork quilt. this is how salt is expressed. remember the story, of course she told me when i was 15 more than anyone else suggested reading, i didn’t understand how the women passed off a huge piece of salt as a baby. yes, so that they would take her on the train, so that they would take her during the civil war. and when the red army soldiers realized that there was salt there, they were a baby, they shot it slowly, right? i didn’t know how to read this time, how i could justify it. do you understand this shooting? well , there was not yet a polyphonic perception of life, then we were brought up, it was still very straightforward in soviet times. yeah, pretty straightforward, so uh, i, i realized that i'm not i will be able to read it then, but now i would take it, of course, of course, with understanding now with him. eh, here in our 20th century russian,

of course, this is the concentration, as it were, 12 everything. what happened to russia in the 20th century. there is so much violence, so much tragedy, as one reads it all. here is lydia guinnesburg, a wonderful literary age, well, she says that babel does not change his voice, that is, he writes with equal intonation about suffering and about beauty , the sun rolls like a severed head. for example , he has an image. the first transition was made. through even give me a question like that. fana, well, how to approach this? what is here? perhaps feeling is one thing when a reader, alone with himself somewhere in the evening, reads such prose. and as an actor or a reader, if this word does not jar on you, as he does it, babel is very ascetic, despite the brightness, he very much selected expressive means.

everything is so compressed with him. they even drove a scander saying that even the very beginning of the story is too compressed, there is nowhere further than this i spend the spring to compress. well, yes, well, so it was considered kander, but this asceticism approaches itself, as an author, as a writer, that it is necessary to squeeze out everything superfluous absolutely. by the way, maybe there is some contradiction here. maybe i'm wrong, but such redundancy, e stylistic constructions and mechanism of feelings. yes, he burned out, of course, not in the selection of verbal means, but in a row, because in the selection of any means for pain. wow, and he doesn't have it. you can't squeeze more water, no, you don't understand any of his prose, uh, and i once. we walked

along with mikhail mikhailovich with zhvanetsky e, at one event, and i say, mikhail mikhailovich, i’m doing a program for babel now, nothing more difficult to just remember. i didn't have to. uh, teach. he says, of course, because it is a language, that is, it is its own language. here babel is very helpful, by the way, the performer understands that this is not some kind of language that can be gleaned from a dictionary. yes, this is some kind of organic matter that somehow shapes you very much. do you understand? i always, uh, it seemed very strange or mysterious that, yes, it’s impossible sympathize. that is, as soon as you try to have pity on someone and die, because when a young jewish woman lived, she says that her father was killed and her hacked father lies nearby. she says calmly, and where in the world will you find a father like my father? that is

, if you think about this situation? why, he’s lying there dead, i don’t even want to say it. is it possible for them to react directly to sympathize, or do they also need some kind of distance? if you try to sympathize with such a mountain? are you such a carver, are you such a performer, or are you a performer? yes to me interesting. exactly as you should, of course, here it is necessary not as he said. dmitry nikolaevich zhuravlev must keep himself on the reins. uh-huh, you can't let yourself go. eh, that’s all, a sentimental experience , you can’t dissolve in it and you can’t bathe in it, you can’t enjoy it, but you need to lead very much. oh yes, the author's line. yeah , the author's speech is the author's voice, that is , they felt the author's not what is happening between these people is to make an important story even in such tragic things

you can see it. i'm like, uh, when to students, uh, uh, telling tyutchev, i say that there are some of them there . of course, there was no cruelty in the verses. there is death. it sometimes happens there in the deniseev cycle, but nevertheless there is tragedy. yes, of course, how deadly we love. yes, of course, she was sitting on the floor and sorting through a pile of letters, how she took the burned-out hall , removed their hands and threw them away. yes, and there is the possibility of love, the downfall, the tragedy of love. this, yes, yes everywhere, she lay to forget and that's it, shadows covered her already, but i'm talking about tyutchev sometimes he gets to some point of view that is inaccessible to an ordinary person. there is a certain private world began to remain silent. what is a night of peaceful silence? well, somewhere at night, somewhere during the day. yes, i was especially struck by the line, as if an ethereal stream flowed through the veins of the sky.

that is, you can just die if you imagine that the sky is passing through you. hmm the sky is the world, uh, amazing story, he is like nikolaevich well, in general, in the theater, uh , it’s customary to say that the main thing, after all, is the gesture, the main thing is the main acting. but as stay on stage? yes, because the theater is the art of action, as we know, according to aristotle, but in the theater there is a word, as in literature. as for the word in the theater, it has some specifics, what happens to the word when it hits the stage, when the actor pronounces it. do you know that how long does it take us to play different texts? mmm, we understand the value of good writing. a strong author is strong from the point of view of mastery of the word, precisely when we play weak literature, but

we have to yes, yes, here we have to do something something. it means to compensate for the lack of strength and words. uh-huh. i mean, if the word is strong, uh, talented, there's nothing else to do. it is necessary to express it, to express it exactly , you understand, it cannot be spoiled to convey it, but it holds itself, a visual gesture is not intonation no costumes get here and the viewer begins. associate thinking about himself in connection with what he heard the doctor does not know the full effect. yes, he doesn’t know, of course, the audience . everyone thinks about his own, when you are armed with a strong word, then you are you and you are protected from

failure is protected because you are the author he gives you he gives you he gives you and he works for you and find out, i once read fazili iskander in concerts. one day i invited him to a performance at the theater. he was watching a modern sitcom. well, then he sits. i have tonechka , his wife anton nikolaevna, and a fazel behind me. i say master abdulovich. how are you? means? he says, well, in general he says very well. very good. the tempo still seems to me that in the theater the main word we mentioned was the hearing in the angard nikolaevich the program in the theater of the nation is really yours, and the male signed up like that and covered the period of almost the end of the great

patriotic war when he had already fought. ska was, victory was already close to berlin and suddenly he was arrested for correspondence with a friend and began. this is his journey through torment. these camps, these links, and so on and so forth , glad how he defeated cancer, yes, yes. yes, yes, i was preparing hard for death. and how he survived. and as he began to write, he did not absorb the stomping, which is generally unbearable. yes, and how did to think, but in general about russia of the 20th century, and wrote books about this, and its history, and its fate in the 20th century. this short performance, by the way, is about an hour and a half by young actors. yes, yes , we have a team, marina brusnikina. the director staged yes with her youth and with me and andrei dubov as a pianist with us, because they loved music very much before receiving the nobel

prize and all this way from imagine this is a selection from a selection. yes? yes, yes, yes galina andreevna tyurina made this script. yes? yes, very captivating. somehow we did it at first, in the art theater, marina did brusnikin for her jubilee, alexandrovich for her centenary, and there it was very much in the seventeenth year. yes, there are a lot of young people, almost all the youth of the art theater were employed. you know, i saw it at rehearsal. what an impression to obey punishes the youth before they go out the audience saw you know, it was such a school for them. well done for doing this in the art theater. you know, i even spoke to our young artists afterwards, they remember it very much. this is this project.

as such an important personal story for themselves, which they experienced, this always, probably, happens. yes, it's one thing. yes, it should be well , according to konstantin sergeevich stanislavsky, before those who are in orbit, of course, yes, just tenderly tender. eh, i grew up with some phrase once about how nothing can be played. you need to grow all this within yourself. yes , of course, that you can’t imitate anything, you can’t imitate anything. you just need to find some kind of support within yourself, so this is how oleg dal told it. he life is young theater, of course, yes, shchepkinskoe famous and he said that boris andreevich babkin, an actor, is threshing the famous legendary performer chipaev. yes, yes, yes, that he already was, at a slightly inclined age

he was talking all about gray, i only now realized that there was nothing to play. this wonderful phrase will open up a lot for me , because i, uh, really love what you do on stage, but always thanks, it's clear how it is, how it is from the inside and here thank you so much, by the way a. we have not yet mentioned anton pavlovich chekhov yes, yes , this is also a whole universe, i put diploma the teacher pressured performances with course students twice. ivanov chekhov and the guys coped with a less well-known play, but also very important guys coped in general, chekhov is very difficult, of course, for the young they are still absolutely you know, here we are now, uncle vanya, a new premiere at the art theater

of the moscow art theater named after chekhov and chekhov and me czech yes and, uh, hmm we gathered for the first reading , the director came, he says, well, let's read by roles. this was the first time everyone saw each other and began to read. and you know, suddenly at this reading i was absolutely surprised it’s incredible how relevant it is, as if chekhov is our contemporary and this is exactly how it happens to be a classic. do you understand? i still think maybe i’m wrong, of course, the greatest pushkin. and dostoevsky, but in chekhov, what is our modernity begins. in the most literal sense, without any discount without distance. this is a man who speaks to us in our

language, right to kill wrote. nemirovich danchenko chekhov please give us some tea. chekhov did not want it to fail petersburg failed. yes, give us please, because i feel that the contemporary theater is new new. in the theatre, the new theater cannot be born without your plays, but that's for sure, because uh, uh, she's unspeakable at all, who i ask the students. they answer. i am a seagull seagull is an amazing phrase. it is not clear what kind of person is in each person. the secret in a big little one is that what we are now seeing, well , i can’t help but say that in our museum, in the state museum of the history of russian literature named after vladimir ivanovich, they recently opened house after restoration chekhov on sadovy kudrinskaya. i know that you once considered this place yours, and i performed there and read chekhov’s death

of an official there more than once, there is a wonderful hall there. here on the second floor, and now it is preserved there. this hall has been preserved. here is an amazing story. i'm directly inviting you on the air to come to chekhov's house, both as a visitor and, of course, as an executive. with the artist’s pleasure, we will be terribly terribly happy here, because, of course, avangard nikolaevich, every second of communication with you - it is happiness because talking to you. eh , you involuntarily become familiar with what is considered a classic, but it’s not always customary to talk about it, it’s not always convenient to talk about it, as if saying, well, shakespeare is great. yes, like kharms, pushkin is great, eh, and okay, when will it all end, in my opinion, chekhov it all ended here and it’s not customary to talk about it. and yes, it works for you. eh, it’s not for nothing that our , uh, podcast is called. let them talk, let them read. of course, we spoke with you, but

we spoke primarily so that everyone who hears and sees us, uh, read literature more, loved it, as she says nikolaevich leontyev, people's artist of russia , our guest today. thank you very much. thank you so much for the app because of the conversations, which is very interesting. thank you , i am sure that we are with you more than once. see you, all the best. thank you hello, dear viewers on the air of the jokes podcast today, as always, i’m vadim galygin and roman yunusov, cheers. hooray, as if this is some kind of match we have between you. tell me, please, was the joke at all part of your life? or are you just here.

well, my grandmother heard somewhere, she was very fond of telling jokes. yes? usually they say here that my dad is my grandmother and my grandmother. yes, she really loved to tell me a joke, and i was surprised and uh, at night, and in the company, when relatives gathered at the table, imagine, well, i don’t remember, but i can say that these were very funny jokes and always. vanya even told. if we traveled somewhere with her, i remember in nalchik we went traveling with her, and she was in the group in our excursion group, when we walked there along some rocks and caves , we looked at something somewhere, she walked in a group. eh, just uh, i told everyone jokes, yes, and everyone laughed and had fun about such a guide. yes , it cleared up. just a guide, she took

her hands all the way. well, in fact, when the group just gets tired, it goes many, many, many times from many attractions to another , just at these moments when the guide has nothing to say, maybe there was nothing to do. there was some kind of pause and she still filled this pause, but how -that funny anecdotes, and the whole group had fun and was invigorated and went further forward to look at the next attraction, by the way, an interesting format, in general, that is, not just talk about it, but about the color of the area, where you don’t know, you’re walking there, yes, you’re traveling, but also i'm telling you from a point of view. by the way, there’s a tower there . here’s a joke about it. yes, how many times have we taken microphones on excursions on buses? what about walking far? do you remember the plane? do you remember the plane when we were flying? to the festival and muscles and just took this phone, in which passengers are happy to welcome. here, pay attention to the left we see magnificent clouds aleksandrovich sergeevich pushkin himself wrote about clouds, and you came up with them on the fly, just clouds. clouds you are my clouds. look

left. what kind of clouds are something like that? i remembered an anecdote when, uh, well, basically the plane the commander of the ship made an announcement there. there's a plane there that stinks there. well, he goes and forgets to turn off the connection. yes. this one, yes. and he says to the co-pilot, well now i’ll drink some coffee and go to the flight attendant, if the whole plane can hear the flight attendant from the rear of the plane. she just runs , stumbles, falls, and grandma odin says to her, honey. don't rush, they 'll still drink coffee. and i remembered the joke when the flight takes off and keeps gaining altitude and the flight attendant and as if the whole crew understands that there are 100 people on board, but only 50 took lunch with them . well, two times less. well, we need to come up with something. well, that means he takes the walkie-talkie. this is the volume, dear passengers. we must welcome you to our

airlines on board we have 100 people, but we only took 50 lunches with us, but we have uh, so a small promotion from our airline, all passengers who decide to give their lunches in favor of other passengers from our company are special. alcohol gift free booze an hour of flight has passed , next announcement, dear passengers , we have 49 lunches left on board, maybe someone would like to have a snack dear psg good evening. dear passengers, we found there on a route such and such will pass at an altitude there at 11,000 m, and on board our aircraft. there are two bars. and the disco. uh, a small fitness room, three bowling lanes, and now it's all hers. yes, and we'll try to take off for me

once. uh, if we move a little bit from traveling we say and uh, we move while traveling by car. but i don’t remember, we, in my opinion, were also together, or lyokha and i were alone. we were driving. uh, from somewhere in some city in the far east, somewhere traffic cops stop us. and they will find out, and it was a long time ago, and then they were, in my opinion, only all these phones with cooler cameras started out, and he says, “i don’t have a phone with me.” so i want to take a picture with you for memory. it’s possible that lyokha and i are talking. well, of course you can. how are we going to draw then? here we will be either that or as he says no. now he went to the post for a second and returned with the radar, and we took pictures on the radar. well, this is the first time i have taken a picture, yes, the memory would have been made with a traffic cop on the radar. well, that's cool. by the way, i reminded you of the joke about a traffic cop driving a car, you violate it so much, everything there is so crooked, otherwise he slows down and

a girl comes out from behind the wheel. well, this one is clearly under the mantle and right in front of him she just pecks a chocolate candy at his feet and says, you won’t believe it, i got caught with liquor, by the way, you know what? so i always thought how many jokes about a traffic cop. yes, there, well, so conditionally now there is even such a structure. no , well, everything. you understand, tell me what you think, how much this degree is. uh, touchiness, maybe, when, well, they tell jokes about the police, the police, about some local traffic cop and, well, jokes, first of all, they must be funny. and this is, as it were, the degree of offensiveness, as you think, so i think that every uh, employee has his own favorite joke about him yes, some about accountants, somehow our own, and about traffic cops that’s what we’ll call and most importantly, here, probably still as a quality.

when, for example, you, well, joked somewhere or told a story and then you know someone there, they stop you and say, and it’s you, of course, of course, and this happened more than once and thus what kind of people we have special for you. there is a competition for you. yes it is clear. well, that is, how much is that? well, about doctors, well, it seems to me, for example, well, here’s the category yes, medical workers. yes, she is one of the best doctors. in my opinion, such cynical, yes, in general, vast territories for humor, when the doctors themselves joke, why can they say to themselves, let’s say, you won’t come anywhere, you’ll tell the doctor. oh, you told a joke about a doctor there. well, i have there specially. now i am for you. yes, i'll sew these tests, yes or i’ll cut something off there lord, they’re just releasing it about the patient, that the patient is lying before the operation and needs to be cut out. this, like his appendicitis, i can

point to myself, because they cut it out for me and i can say, i was probably 12 or 13 years old , they cut out my appendix and cut out 20 some seventh twenty-eighth of december. well, that is, in a couple of days there is new year and my mother brought me, which means that the ward already has this little christmas tree, uh, artificial, like new year you will be idly here, i just don’t care. how the new year will bring me to the hospital will not celebrate the new year and i ran away. okay, so here i am with myself. well , there, so that you do not go in. i left. yes, yes, yes, yes, i was on my way to celebrate the new year, i also came back and forgot i was almost home. there is already a chase from the doctors under the blanket, he couldn’t go far on new year’s eve, seriously. i celebrated the new year at home met, then the truth came back. and well, there he put some kind of stuff there, you know, like a person is sleeping,

as if there is, what do you know, that’s it, and there’s a friend sitting next to him who, you know, does this constantly. yes, and they recorded snoring on voice recorders. yes, i mean, the patient is lying on the tent as if you were really breathing into this and under the blanket, like, i don’t remember sleeping. here lies the patient, the patient lies beginning in the ward. he needs to have an operation. delete. appendicitis again. there's a knock on the door. he’s such a driver, a nurse comes in with a table on wheels, so he takes a rag from her and throws it away. there's a shaving kit, it fits. the patient takes off. the blanket is like this. take off your underpants, take it on board confidently confidently, and so he takes everything, shaves there, he shaved everything before the operation, puts his underpants back on. so, from above, the department throws and takes this cart of his. and so he leaves the ward and

the man lies like that, and stop. excuse me, uh, girl. and you can ask yes, why did you knock? why listen, but there are jokes that are generally, well, very strange, but they are about some kind of uh, hmm , let’s say some character trait, that is , in general, well, as if about everything and nothing about what. we are very funny. here i will give you an example i really like it. this is an anecdote, because, firstly, it is narrowly specific , it seems to be about one of those sports disciplines, well, such expensive ones. this is pro golf, on the other hand, about something completely different. and you hmm tell you two golfers are playing. everything, there is a smile, everything is class there. so confidently you know everything there, neck and neck passes there for the same amount and suddenly one pays attention and says, uh, i'm sorry. uh, are you playing? uh, well, as if

with one sword i will consider you. eh, that's it uh, run this club with you. no, that is. well, you don't ride anything with you there. you have one ball. he says, well, yes, but if he flies away, i don’t know, into the forest, now we’re just playing. he says it's not an ordinary ball. he's such a special ball. when he flies into the forest, he starts, so you make such a sound signal and i will always find him looked at. well, the ball, like an ordinary ball, he puts the ball again and plays again. he says, i'm sorry. now we have a strike across the lake ahead of us. i see you play well, but still he bulki still fell into lake. so what, and this is not a simple ball. when it gets into the water, firstly, it is made of such a material that it does not sink, and it starts beeping and then swims to the shore. just like that. well, on with the game. that's

good. we are already here, well, we still have to go through. there are four more holes, and already the sun has almost set, so, well, it's already dark. right now it’s just going to fly away somewhere, it won’t fit at all. it’s just not known where and everything is in the dark there, how will you be there you pika where he squeaks more, damn it, this is an unusual ball for golf. he made such material that as soon as twilight, as soon as everything gets dark , twilight and darkness ends. it begins to glow with such a soft, pulsating light. where did you get it and find it? you look great, not tired of staggering at night. don't worry, i'll pick it up tomorrow. the route is marcus to him 12 innate heart threshold someone should

teach him to enjoy every day, as it should be at his age. to be honest, i'm already starting to envy you. don't make me laugh, otherwise i will describe myself no, wait. i'm not ready yet. what experience do you have with children? i was a child myself, which means i have experience. do not give him sweets, no sweets, no cakes and no fast food, no sports and physical activity. what then remains for us? everything else is at the age of never being kissed. this is for you. victor belmondo in the movie nine reasons to live on saturday at first you're lucky you met me. we are back in the studio for the jokes podcast, dear

friends, we continue our program in the studio. i'm vadim galygin and roman yunusov, i just noticed in fact. well, for some reason people are making up fewer jokes now. here. well, it’s really just that a small number of them appear fresher. why is there a lot? well, no, well, let’s compare. yes, look at a man in a construction robe, but he flies in, in, into an elite car dealership in moscow here. how much does this most expensive one cost you? uh, suv, 25? thousands, not rubles, so what? here he is, but you can take out a loan for a year, the seller says. yes , of course, you can give me about 20, or 4,000 a month, not rubles. he says it’s a little expensive, but you can take out a loan for 2 years.

well, of course, you can have 12, somewhere around 11,500. eh, not rubles, the monthly payment will be quite expensive. and you can take a loan for 3 years. here is a man, maybe it makes sense, uh, take a cheaper typewriter here, maybe, of course, it makes sense with me, but he broke it. this is exactly what i moved in. i just flew into such a plate. so you want to say that the new joke, that the new me is the old joke. how bearded you are, how really old he is. okay come on. now rock scissors, paper let's play to see who loses. e. well, if i lose i beard, right here right now like c'mon, you guys are something now. i did no, that's right, that's straight. and if you lose, you grow, well, like mine. listen, it will take me forever, this one again right now right now on the podcast, if rock, paper, scissors, if i

lose, i shave off my beards. if you lose, you grow the same fight, a mustache , and in the next podcast i will be in a beard with a mustache. even if he doesn't grow up, make-up guys, please, you should have something like him trimmer, for example, let's stone first ready stone, scissors, paper, one, two three. have you guys where are you carrying? anything here razor scissors, what's there? do you have a trimmer? and how it’s right here, yes, the hair will fall out, but i don’t know, i was walking you wanted a bucket for the guys’ hair, someone wants to throw biological material as a keepsake. by the way, you can participate and you can come up with something to do, for example, something that is above the brief, you can do it first on the drift , i wanted to say, we have an iranian guest writer alpha and shaulov. can i do

the first one above the brief? or you can leave only a mustache, and in honor of your favorite political figure, i’m ready. wait. come on, no jokes, please, now these, let me give you eyebrows, we should argue with eyebrows. yes, so ready, my friends. now i'll leave you some funny barotka. yes you have right now. this is a unique chance. so people like that are not in the right profession. i left friends, i think it will be very funny that something with a mustache from a sideburn, huh? so, if the joke is about a hairdresser, you you know, you look like you could play songs on

something. oh, carols, pancakes swallows, oh , lyuli, lyuli, white like this, so be it , everything will be fine. we're done. you do everything thank you, because i’m free for you. you take off this peignoir from him. thanks a lot. thank you. it can be left. then if you take it away i will glue it. why did you take away this wonderful chubchik for him. is this the only chubchik that you can really play some kind of burganista? uh-huh yes, you see, this is a cool story. and you had many here's an argument when it was necessary to, well, win

an argument. well, you know, the famous ones like, for example, mikhail sergeevich walked there for a very long time in a scarf. uh, and wearing a hat. remember, he walked everywhere. yes, someone was growing some kind of mustache there. have you ever understood excitement like that? i have a dispute not that it didn’t happen, but one day. for some reason, i now remember stories from the past. haha, imagine them in the future, okay, you have eyeliner, that you tell me all the stories from the past, guys. i remember chris of the future nothing at all let's go 237, let's go. we were once on venus from afar, in short, there was an argument. you know what, once i remember how we argued about quitting smoking, when you remember, you and you quietly hid with lesha and lyosha, smoked and came, we grew up. we've set you on fire. i won this argument then and we set you on fire. and you, as children made excuses, come here no, and we say, come on, let me smell your hand with your finger,

there you are calling. well, what is it? we are adults, and we argued, by the way, about money. well, i remember the car, that lyosha and i argued, you know, what there was one culinary program for the program is famous on one channel, and he says, i bet if they call us they will invite us there. i'll tell you a dish about which well, they won't agree, they'll argue. and we should do this culinary program. it’s just that right then , they called for this program absolutely, that you will cook right now. uh, he's always on speakerphone. hello alexey we would like to invite you to a cooking show. uh, and now we need to understand what you will cook. here are the bull's testes, and that's all there is silence at the end of the line and we have italian restaurant has no program, that's the bull's testes and they're looking at me on the speakerphone. well, just wait, will they agree or not? i don’t think they’re looking at me well technically, because

what should i do now? well, we are waiting for you then. yes, shoot everything. let's have a program. we watch on the internet how, well, lyokha cooks, and there are farmer’s bull testicles at home. yes, in general, i had to prepare oxen. i remember that this was the only culinary program in which seeds were usually prepared, but i don’t know, maybe they’re not the only ones. yes , simple and it was funny, you know, when we cooked them. lyokha was making his own salad. i made my own salad, and naturally, at the end of cooking in any culinary program. it needs to be tasted correctly. yeah, that's what you cooked and the next one was, right? it's like you figure out what they should be. you know, you have to pretend that you've never eaten. until then, yes, no, no. and how when? well, i didn’t buy it and to cook hmm, but in some

i’m not talking about cooking, but this is a culinary story. this story is, well, funny because it’s in a village right in belarus in a village right in a village village. that is, not some kind of settlement, uh, urban settlement, but just a village, which we went to celebrate. we have a birthday because there was such a base on the river. e with a bath there, you can even be there, but as soon as my other friends know them perfectly zhenya and aktai, they went to the village store in the village in order to surprise a lot more people came than well actually, i think i invited there came instead of 30,000 people there. there are 70, that is, and food began to run out very quickly. and so they said, now everything will be fine, we will go, like, well, to the village store and buy everything there.

and what is a village shop in belarus? they stand here, so on the same shelf there are rubber boots, then sweets, then cigarettes, a bucket of flour, sugar, some kind of dress, some confiscated tv. yes, there’s also, well, everything is for sale, everything. you know the one. eh, that's it, for living there. well, they came to see. well, basically it's cereal. there, some kind of bread , i don’t look, that there’s nothing special here and you won’t take any there. eh, nothing was sold as sausage. that is, and suddenly they look at the refrigerator like this. here, as it were , one opens up in which the ice cream is then stored and there the ice cream is actually sold and dumplings are sold. and, of course, we’ll put the simplest thing on everyone there now. that is, there we cook for me there, of course, to match your guests there for three days and they good afternoon she hello there, this is a woman who sells all this in a rural store very much she tells us please. all the dumplings

looked at them like that. he says, yes, there are a lot of us. that is, you are there. do not be surprised, there, like you are there, someone is joking, zhenya has money there. well, here it is, yes. that's it. so she took the packages, she started laying them out there , she put the packages for them, and they look there, well, there are still left in the refrigerator, that is, well, i got a lot of packs, and they are so reproachful game. we said everything to dumplings. she turns her arms into a box. and it's not dumplings. this is a raviolite that has rusted, right? well, there are all sorts of culinary anecdotes here, which , uh, with some of these preparations there. do you somehow know such culinary managements? well, i remembered a story and a dispute at the same time

, a culinary story and a dispute, and semyon and bullish prompted me to another completely even cooler anecdote. yes, when the wife returns from work , she takes out her husband at home with his mistress and grabs gun on the wall. stop , stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, dear, what are you , what are you, what are you? well, stop it. well, what are you doing, and so load the hop there, this cartridge is the second , wait, wait, wait. stop. well, what are you, well, give me a chance. well, stop it, we are already adults . well, give me a chance, she is like that. let's swing from side to side. hmm give the crowd a chance, remember, there was a joke

well, the world championship in blondes, that is , in general, and in the hall there are only blondes from different countries, everything is already the final of the competition and there is already a winner. she already kind of won, but in order for her, uh, to take possession of the crown with diamonds encrusted. there's a very expensive thing with emeralds, so she uh, took this crown as a reward. she needs to answer one. well, an additional question and a presenter in such a beautiful suit, that is, all the cameras in the world, in general, tv channels cover everything. there, on the air, these blondes froze, he was holding competitions. you must answer one question and the crown, yours in all girls, it costs me a peg chest and a heart. there he pounded and he twice two and such came from, and she hall and he says, well, what are

you, well, you were one step away from this wonderful crown. you were in one and then the hall starts everything together in a single impulse and the blondes. give her a chance. give her a chance. well , the presenter liked her very much, and he has never been like this, never at our competition, he has been leading there for many years. i just really really liked you. and i will really give it to you a chance, as the audience asks, because you are wonderful. you really are the most beautiful blonde on our planet, and i ask you twice twice again. all in all, my heart is just about to rip the dress, it’s beautiful. five he well, well, how so? is it possible there? have i taken you again? give her a chance. yes, there is a chance someone has already started whistling, and he just says, we are live. i know that i will be fired. now, after this contest, you are not

very easy to like, and i'm just there , everyone is already yelling in his ear, everything ends there. he says i'm asking again times twice two and she. he said four, but you give her a chance, by the way, here are a very large number of jokes about blondes. do you know that scientists have proven that the exact opposite is true? well, i don’t remember which blondes they are. well, it's no different. this is just a type for jokes. we are back in the studio of the joke podcast, dear friends, continuing our program in the studio. i'm vadim galygin and roman yunusov, remember? were these, uh, jackets, mobile phones? yes, yes, everything is fine, golden chain. can you imagine how much it is now? 600

worth the time, by the way, yes everything came back like this, i understood about how the new russian gave it. eh, a mobile phone for my six-year-old son. well, my son is russian, so look at these mobile phones. if there are any problems with the title, that’s all good. everything goes well, the day a new russian arrives. he walks into his office at work and his secretary immediately walks into his door. well, your son mikhail ivanovich just called , yes, yes. hello, guess what, we have a dog in the middle of the room, he shits right on the carpet. what are you talking about, well, a grown guy, come on, take a scoop. take a whisk, clean everything up, well. everything is no problem, and nothing more. i don’t call like that, an hour passes again, this mikhailovich call, your son is calling. what is pap? dad? look, in short, this is, uh, now the neighbor has come to see his mother. they entered the room, and uh, that means the neighbor takes off his pants. look, if he shits on the carpet, i won't clean it up. suddenly it seems you two jokes. i

was just reminded that my father is going on a business trip to leningrad and he has, uh, children and well, he comes and says this. well, there’s an older child there, average and completely small. he says, so children dad goes to leningrad on a business trip, who is now coming up with a rhyme for the word leningrad to that, i will bring what he asks for a senior such later, leningrad, dad goes to buy marmalade. he says, well done there average. well, come on, that pope is going to leningrad, dad will buy a jackal, well done. everyone bromeled those chocolates. what is this fool saying? you heard that it was you who came up with it, in general you are dumb in general, that is. well, in general, look like a brother , once the rhymes are all there, he came up with

something. yes, he says, well, tell me what you came up with. he says dad is going to leningrad, mom’s boyfriend will be happy, and for this it’s a secret. dad will buy me a moped. and you’re talking about this one, he’s just an oligarch, an oligarch, he comes home in a rolls-royce, which means he has, well, just a palace. well, the castle is such a simple castle, and he comes in like this and tells his wife that his wife is all there in the kitchen, like a parade of diamonds. the wife is still standing there. what do we have for dinner? he says, well, today there are lobsters, here are langoustines, there is black caviar. he says he wants fried potatoes again. salom with onions. she throws such a rolling pin such diamonds, in general, you know and says, you will earn like normal men , you will get potatoes with onions. and i understood about the school, remember when the teacher

asks a girl in class or rather a. come up with a sentence that contains two words : beautiful and girl pulls. yes, there, katya please, mom sewed a beautiful dress for me. i am from his department and i look great in it. well done, there are five, the second girl holds out her hand to me, my grandmother baked wonderful pies, and i ate them, i feel great, sit down. well, there's a five mashenka pulls the hand yes, mashenka yes, i went up to dad and said that it's temporary. what dad said is fine just fine. well, it’s not like that, the coloring, it sounds like one word. listen, i remembered this joke. he keeps saying something about the russian terrain here. i like it here. you know such participants, in which i could have had events, in short, i remembered a joke, which means the farmer is here. well, just imagine

something, it’s quiet there, the farmer works there, which means he has huge ones there, and the ranch here such a dusty pickup truck pulls up and out comes such a funny hat. there he comes up with these acorns, the new sheriff comes out, he’s like that. hello, i'm the new sheriff of this state . i came to check if you have anything prohibited? maybe you're hiding something in the barn or growing something there in the field, there or something else he says, eh, you're the new sheriff yes , i'm the new shri, you see, the badge you see, this is the badge. i’m the new sheriff, what do you have in this barn? yes, nothing special this night, you see, i can go anywhere. i am sheriff i'm the new sheriff opening. and there he opens a bar. there are bags there, flour, there and everything . so it's here. and what does he say there

to open the firewood, you see the icon. i can look anywhere. he opens the firewood there. he says, and what’s below, he says, yes, there’s a cellar there, i can look wherever i want, i was sewing. you see, this is the icon i open. he opens. there are some cucumbers and tomatoes there. so, what do you have there on that field. he says, “please don’t go there.” do you see this icon, i can go wherever i want? i walked at such a fast pace, pole he threw it back, rose once because of a hillock, disappeared here, and after 3 minutes he runs and behind him is a huge bull so furious, just, well , he throws him up, he flies up and falls on the ground, and his ass, pierced, the bull runs even faster after him like that. it’s his eyes that are so huge on the farmer badge. show him this icon, maybe it was somewhere once.

actually, basically, jokes. they appear from life. now, considering what we did here today, roman yunusov came, i was left without a beard, lezgin half in general where as if for a casting you know that you know some of them. according to ostrovsky, something, for example, and i ’m returning to pranks, i remembered this telephone, remember, the phone was still pranks, there were phones now. well, i was sleeping, you see, they are popular. and we did this in childhood at someone’s apartment, who had a telephone, dialed this random number, so i remembered this telephone joke, when a man calls, uh, calls on the phone, says. hello hello. it's not, it's a sauna. how can i call the brothel? call in three hours. i remember this old joke. when hello hello. it's 33-33-33. the number speaks. yes, could you call an ambulance? my finger got stuck,

to say the least, and i remembered a joke. just wearing a t-shirt today, so i decided to talk about football not about a t-shirt. not about football. well , it looks like when touch my breasts, touch my breasts. you feel feel how how my nipples have swollen and hardened, well, mikhalych well, you’re not supposed to have a second padded jacket, well, it won’t help. shift jokes went. yes, rom e, we are here with you. chatted, our dear viewers, we tried very hard to keep you in a good mood for another podcast of jokes. the big one has come to an end. thank you for being with us, good mood for you today , remembering funny stories. i'm in one galygin and burgonistrenko romances mr. yunusov and all the best, until we meet again. bye.

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