other cults they revered the cat as a goddess and one of those animals that help people enter the kingdom of the afterlife, yes, which accompanies us not only throughout our lives, but also further. well, here is a cypriot kitten, just a thousand years ago, a person in the afterlife. absolutely right. and this is still with us and , accordingly, someone really loves cats. that is why some people love cats very much. that’s why you understand, and here it’s like cats throughout her entire history, as it seems to me personally, this is precisely the duality of she is present and therefore, probably, this image will be contradictory among different people , depending on different cultural perceptions of personal experience with these animals. but that’s what’s great about it, because, of course, it’s a dog. everything is clear here. there's enough there with everything, it's no longer about dogs, but nothing . the only portrait, as it were, is man's best friend, what can they still say, but in

a cat, you see how many colors of her personality have begun. this is not racism. this is an acceptance of the fact, because the dog is, well, isn’t it mysterious - it’s not. lord we're on the dog they carried out so many experiments that no other poor animal, probably not rats, can even boast about. it is necessary with this, and with cats it carries. it’s just that we still have a lot of things that have not been studied in cats. and even in veterinary medicine, if we look at whether there are any drugs that are intended only for dogs, uh, or suppose. what other mysterious diseases do dogs have? you probably won’t remember so easily, but cat medicine is a separate element. this separate hmm professional branch. let's say that we are studying this, we are opening clinics specifically for those for cats. we have people like me, for example, who are psychologists for cats. well, even though

we work with dogs. well, it’s still like cats, but it’s a more specific story, which has much more of its own nuances. it seems to me in the culture. this is precisely what they have given their attention to. that is, as if i will leave my mark. it is with such a portrait of mystery and otherness that something else is done. well, this is where envy arises free successful independent sexy lord, why are they a cat, but still they are also comical because memes are often something very funny. remember, the great memes about natasha would all drop dollars, drop oil, drop. why is a cat very often included in some comic story? well, especially in memes. and not only because, uh, humor is the body’s protective reaction to almost everything, and we see in the video, when a cat starts running from one corner of the room, he runs to the shelf to jump on

a mounted tv on the wall, that’s a tv. so it falls and hits grandma’s favorite vase. then he himself is surprised and runs somewhere else , while yelling, spinning around and then gets up and looks at the owner, what is he going to do? well, isn't this funny? yes, he broke half of the budget there for a year, but at the same time it’s funny, and how not to laugh at it is understandable. the thing is that people are starting to kind of, well, force it and they treat it accordingly. well, because they are ready to forgive the wallet, even some people are not ready for such things, but most people are probably ready, and it turns out that hence i intervened about their behavior about their funny grimaces and moreover, we project their behavior onto ourselves. that is, we understand that the person will not. running like this means destroying everything that came his way, and this is some kind of violation of social rules. well, the cat wanted it. he doesn't care. you imagine that there will be a dog. if she also starts destroying everything

here, that is, imagine, a cat. maybe they will allow you to do this and, in fact, this is how it all happens from here. this is the culture, it gets into memes, and it gets into in the song. she gets into some comics cartoons and everything. well, anyway. we, probably, often endow our cats with those qualities and feelings that they actually don’t have, they don’t have such satisfaction from what they have done or such irony, a feeling of satisfaction they have, because they have resources and a feeling of satisfaction . it, in principle, underlies all of our behavioral reactions, the basis of all of them, no matter how complicated we make it. this is actually with its moral and ethical blah blah blah, but we have everywhere the feeling of satisfying our needs is at the forefront, and in fact, with cats it’s the same, because, as it were, he’s already running around. yes, here is our figurative cat.

he ran, he splashed out his physical energy somewhere, and he was satisfied with this and then, most likely , went to sleep and accordingly, as it were, and he received a feeling of satisfaction, but at the same time he does not understand that he did something bad for humans, that is, but we still believe that cats are some psychopaths. they don't understand the meaning hmm anymore they don't understand the meaning of fatigue, and irritability, fun or a sense of satisfaction in those around him, that is, they project themselves onto others with low emotional intelligence, and lack of emotional intelligence. he is not an empath at all, that is, cats in this sense do not feel love, they do not feel jealousy. they experience it more precisely in the understanding that we lay down, but accordingly, this is good, because they do not feel envy. they don't feel angry. they don’t want to take revenge on us, they don’t want to set us up for some kind of mischief and so on, then there is in this a cat can be much more humane than people, but on the other

hand. they precisely have these personality traits precisely due to the lack of some things that people have. and what should we homosa learn from cats? i don't think it's worth learning from cats. it would probably be silly, but i think that we should communicate with cats. yes, that is, to learn in general through cats to comprehend the world of life around. that is, in the first place, we would need to do a good job, in fact, to understand what is not everything around us is like us in the sense that we really need to learn to understand cats. we need to learn to understand, and then how they think, and what they want, roughly speaking, so that we can live peacefully together, but because when we try, but to establish a common language of animals. one way or another, we try to communicate with them through the prism of our measure of perception of our feelings, yes, our assessments of this world, and so on, but for cats, everything is more straightforward and simpler, respectively,

when the cat is written on the bed. we immediately the first thing we think, here she is dissatisfied with something, she wants to take revenge there, she wants. to recoup us, she, and so on, wind ourselves up, we begin to dislike her, hate to punish, and so on and so on , people turn to me with this, that is, very often people write in the sense that a cat purposefully destroys some thing, which is dear to me, and it seems to me that she wants to avenge me for and was given a list. uh, from that guess of the reasons why a cat wants to punish its owner one way or another, but no, a, probably not, probably the cat has lost the resource that was previously available. and now she wants to renew him. and to be honest, we just have a pandemic of this, that cats in cities are very deprived of attention. we get a pet and leave it to the production of fate precisely for the reason that we believe that a cat is not a social

animal. well, like the fact that we got a cat, and she should behave well. we turned her on and she should. well, just live with us, but at the same time we forget to give her communication we forget to play the game for her to realize her natural needs in the context, not only food, but a good scratching post, but high-quality toys attention to her, yes, but in the sense that you can’t get a cat and not play with it. but it's like getting a dog and not walking it. you understand what, and what i'm talking about, and it turns out that the cat has extremely little of this valuable resource. just play with her for 15-20-30 minutes a day, and she will be much happier than buying the most expensive best in the world, luxury and super. premium understand, and it turns out that we forget about this very often. and we would just learn to understand animals, what they need, what we need to give them, and then

we will have a higher quality of life, because these animals will be next to us. and they will have a higher quality of life. we will help you achieve this. it seems to me that cats came into this world for a reason and not just to catch mice. but it’s also important to teach us to be human a little bit, but now it’s the main thing. it seems to me that this is exactly what it is, that is, it ’s easy to be close to us and try to improve our mental moral health, and through this and physical condition. well, in general, thanks to the cats that treat us , educate us, teach us to be more tolerant , more understanding, more caring. thank you for watching or listening to us until the next meeting in the schludinger code podcast. we will talk about complex things, simple and simple things are difficult.

hello dear viewers on the air of the jokes podcast today, as always, i am with you vadim galygin and roman yunusov cheers. hurray, as if this is some kind of match between us. here please tell me, was the joke even a part of your life? or are you just somewhere. well, i heard my grandmother somewhere, she really loved to tell jokes. grandmother. usually they say here that my dad and grandma are there. yes, she was very fond of telling jokes, and i was surprised and, uh, me at night, and in the company, when relatives gathered at the table, they sat at the national table. well, so that she

could tell there, you know, they somehow fell into a hole. well, i don’t remember now, but i can say that these were very funny jokes and always. vanya even told me. if we traveled somewhere with her, i remember in nalchik we went to travel with her, and she was on in the group in ours in this excursion group, when we walked there along some rocks , caves looked at something somewhere, she went in the group. uh, just uh, she told jokes to everyone, yes, and everyone laughed and had fun about such a guide. yes, they eclipsed. just a guide, she took her hands, everything was gone. well, in fact, when a group just gets tired, there are a lot, a lot, a lot of sights to the other just at these moments, when the guide there was nothing special to say, maybe there was some kind of pause and she always filled this pause, uh, with some funny anecdotes, and the whole group had fun, invigorated and went further forward to watch another attraction, by the way, an interesting format, in general, that is, not just tells there, yes, about the color of the area, which i don’t know where you walk there, but i travel, but once again, it turns out from the point

of view. by the way, there’s a tower there. here’s a joke about it. yes, how many times have we taken microphones on excursions on buses? a how far to walk? do you remember the plane? do you remember the plane when we flew to the festival and muscles and just took this phone, in which passengers at school are happy to welcome. here, pay attention to the left we see magnificent clouds. even alexander sergeevich pushkin himself wrote about clouds, and you came up with on the go, just clouds. clouds you are my clouds. look left. what clouds something like that. yes, i understood the anecdote, when, uh, well, in general, the plane the commander of the ship made an announcement there. there there it stinks there, well, it goes and forgets about us turn off the connection. yes. this one, yes. and he says to the co-pilot, well, now i’ll drink coffee and go, the stewardess will take care of the whole plane from the stewardess from the tail section of the plane. he just runs

, stumbles, falls, and granny mutters to her, honey. don't rush, they'll still drink coffee. and i remembered an anecdote, when the flight attendant is taking off and everything is gaining altitude, and the whole crew seems to understand that there are 100 people on board, and only 50 took lunch with them. well, two times less. well, we need to come up with something. well , it means to be carried out takes a walkie-talkie. this is it volume that dear passenger. we must welcome you to arthur our airline on board we have 100 people, but we only took 50 meals with us, but we have, uh, so a small promotion from our airline all passengers who decide to give away their meals in favor of other passengers from our company is special. alcohol gift free booze one hour of flight passes the next announcement, dear passengers , we have 49 meals left on board, maybe someone will want to eat dear psg a

good evening. dear passengers found there on a route such and such it will pass at an altitude of 11,000 m there, and on board our aircraft. there are two bars. and the disco. uh, small fitness room, three bowling alleys, and now it's all hers. yes, and we'll try to take me off once. eh, if we move a little bit about travel, we talk about traveling in cars. but i don’t remember, we, in my opinion, were also together and lyokha and i were alone. we were driving. uh, from somewhere in some city in the far east it’s coming and we’re stopped by traffic cops and they find out this too it was a long time ago and then, in my opinion, all these phones with cooler cameras were just beginning, and he says, i don’t have a phone with me. so i want to take a picture with you

for memory. it is possible and we speak with lyokha. well , of course you can. how are we going to draw then? here we will be or what? or as he says no. now he went to the post for a second and returned with the radar, and we took pictures on the radar. yes, but this is the first time i've taken a picture. yes, the memory would be done with a traffic cop on the radar. well, that's cool. by the way, i will remind you of a joke about a traffic cop riding the car is so disturbing there so crooked, otherwise it slows down. and a girl is driving. well, this one is clearly under the mantle and right in front of him he just spits a pf chocolate candy at his feet and says, you won’t believe it, i got caught with liquor, by the way, you know that i’ve always thought how many jokes there are about traffic cops. yes there, well, so conditionally. now there is even such a structure no, well, everyone understands, and who are we talking about? tell me, what do you think, how much is this degree. uh, touchiness,

maybe, when, well, they tell jokes about the police, the police, about some there are local traffic cops and, well, jokes , first of all, should be funny. and here it is, as it were, the degree of insult. and what do you think? every employee, uh, has his own favorite joke about him , that is, well, yes, it’s something about accountants, as it were, yes , sailors, and about traffic cops, as we would call ours, and most importantly, here, probably everything - in quality. okay, when you , for example, well, joked somewhere or told a story and then you know someone there, they stop you and say, and here you are, of course, and not and not once it was you, thus what kind of people. well that means let's go. we have a contest and a special one for you. there is a competition for you. yes it is clear. well, that is, how much is that? well, about doctors, well, it seems to me, for example, well, here’s the category yes, medical workers. yes, she is one of

the best doctors. in my opinion, such cynical people, and in general vast territories for humor, when the doctors themselves joke, why can they allow themselves to say this, you won’t come anywhere, you’ll tell the doctor. oh, you told a joke about a doctor there. well i have there is, as there is specially now the tests came there or i’ll cut something off, lord, just about the patient is that the patient is lying before the operation, he needs to cut it out. this one, like his appendicitis, i can point to myself, because you can tell me. when i was 12 or 13, my appendix was cut out and 20 was cut out on some seventh or twenty-eighth of december. well, that is, in a couple of days it’s new year’s eve and my mother sent me, which means this little christmas tree is already in the ward, uh, artificial, like new year’s, you’ll be here idly. i just not a damn thing, how about a tax meeting of such a thing ? you’ll bring me to the hospital, i won’t celebrate the new year and i ran away. come on, i was on my way. just like that with yourself. well, i dragged it there so that the seams would not come apart. i left. i left. yes, in the seams. yes, yes

, he left the house celebrating the new year, then he also returned and forgot the christmas tree, think about it, he’s almost reached the house and gone. after that, the coverlet is already being chased by doctors. they could go far. here he is, people are telling his new year's story. i celebrated the new year at home met, then back returned. and well, he drank there, he put some kind of stuff there, you know, like a person, as if there was. roman roman a. you are there you know it, as if in a ball, and a friend is sitting next to you, who you know does this all the time and has recorded his snoring on voice recorders. yes, i mean, the patient is lying under the curtain as if you were really breathing into this, uh, under the blankets, like i don’t remember sleeping. here lies the patient the patient lies started in the ward. he needs to have an operation to remove his appendix. there's a knock

on the door. he's such a driver. come in, sister that's the kind of table he has on wheels there, which means she takes a rag like that and throws it away. there's a shaving kit there. she approaches the patient and removes the blanket. so they take off their panties, take the kit confidently, and then take everything there, shave it, find it all there, and put the panties back on before the operation. so he throws a blanket from above, takes this cart of his, and leaves like that. from the ward the man is lying like this, but stop. sorry uh girl. can i ask a question? yes, why did you knock? listen , there are some jokes that are generally very strange, but they are about something like this. uh, hmm let's say a trait of some kind of character, that is , in general, well, as if about everything and nothing. we are very funny. here i will give you an example . i like it very much. this is an anecdote

, because, firstly, it is highly specific, it seems to be about one of those sports disciplines, well, such expensive ones, it’s about golf on the other side. it's about something completely different. and you hmm tell you two golfers are playing. all the class are coming. so confidently you know everything there, neck and neck passes there for the same amount and suddenly one turns attention and says, uh, i'm sorry. uh, are you playing? uh, well, as if with one sword i will consider you. uh, like, uh, this club with you running. no, that is. well, you don't ride anything with you there. you have one ball. he says, well, yes. and if he flies away, i don’t know , into the forest, now we are playing simply. he says it's not an ordinary ball. he's such a special ball. he when he flies into the forest, he starts. to make such a beep

and i will always find such a look. well, the ball, like a regular ball, he again puts this ball beating is playing again. he says, i'm sorry. right now we have a blow across the lake ahead of us. i see you play well, but all the same , he bulki fell into the lake. and that this is no ordinary ball. when it gets into the water, firstly, it is made of such material that it does not sink, and it starts beeping and swims to the shore itself. and so it continues to play well. we are already here, well, we still have to go. there are four more holes, and already the sun has almost set. well, it's already dark. right now , it’s just not going to fly away somewhere, at all. it’s just not known where and everything in the dark is there, how will you be there, where he squeaks , damn, this is an unusual golf ball, he made it from such a material that as soon as twilight, as soon as everything gets dark , twilight and darkness ends. he begins to glow with such a non-he light, so pulsating soft. and where did you

find it? we are back in the joke podcast studio, dear friends, continuing our program in the studio. i'm vadim galygin and roman yunusov, i noticed, in fact. well, what, uh, why are you people come up with a joke less now here. well, it’s really just that a small number of them appear fresher. why many well no compared? ok then. tell me a modern, fresh joke. come on, do you want? yes , look, the guy is wearing a construction robe, and he flies into the uh, uh. elite car showroom in moscow here. how much does this most expensive one cost you? uh, suv, 25? thousands, not rubles, so

what? here he is, or maybe the seller can take out a loan for a year, he says. yes, of course, you can give me about 20, or 4,000 a month, not rubles. he says it's a little expensive, but you can take a loan for 2 years. well, of course, it is possible for 12 somewhere there for 11.500. uh, not rubles, the monthly payment will be a little expensive. and you can take a loan for 3 years. here is a man, maybe it makes sense, uh, to take a cheaper typewriter here. well, maybe, of course, and it makes sense, well, it has well, i broke it, i drove in just like that. i just flew into such a plate. so you want to tell a new joke, that the new joke is old, how bearded you are, how old he really is. okay, come on, now rock scissors, let's play paper, then it loses. e. well, if i lose, i beard, right here right now like come on, you guys now. i did no. i'm growing on the right floor on the right floor. and

if you lose, you grow, well, like mine. listen, i always go to this one again. yes, right now on the podcast, if rock, paper, scissors, if i lose, i shave off my beard and mustache. if you lose, you grow the same beard and mustache, and in the next podcast i’ll host the beard and mustache there, yes, even if it doesn’t grow, guys , make-up artists, please, you should have he is a trimmer, for example, come on stone scissors. first, a stone is ready, scissors, paper, two or three times. ha ha ha. where are you guys taking it? anything here razor scissors, what's there? is there a trimmer? how about here, right? my hair will fall out, but i don’t know, i was on my way, you wanted a bucket for the guys

’ hair, does anyone want biological material as a souvenir, i swear by the way, you can take part and maybe come up with something to do, for example, something like this is a brief do the first over the brief. maybe he wanted to say that we have an iranian writer visiting us alpha and shaul. or can i do the first one above the brief, of course, or you can leave only the mustache, and in honor of your favorite political figure i’m ready, wait. come on, no jokes, please, now these, let me uh eyebrows, we should argue eyebrows. yes , so ready my friends. now i'll leave you some funny barotka. yes, you have right now. here is the one, of course. so i'll just leave these, wait, that's

the wrong profession. i left friends, it seems to me that we definitely have a kenban mustache, but so, if the joke is about barbershop, you know, you look like he was playing songs on something. oh , carols, pancakes, swallows, oh lyuli, white lyuli . well, mustache, i can’t, but come on, that’s how it will be, we’re done. thank you all , i'm ready for you for free. you take off this peignoir from him. thank you very much, thank you, we can leave it at that. then if i choose i'll glue it. why did you remove this wonderful

chubchik from him? yes, this is the only chubchik that you can really play some kind of burgamist? uh-huh yes, you see, this is so cool the story turned out , you had a lot of arguments like this when you had to, well, win the argument. well, you know, the famous ones like, for example, mikhail sergeevich walked there for a very long time in a scarf. uh, and wearing a hat. remember, he walked everywhere. yes, someone was growing some kind of mustache there. have you ever understood excitement like that? i have a dispute not that it didn’t happen, but one day. for some reason, i now remember stories from the past. imagine them in the future normally, you have eyeliner, that you tell me all the stories from the past, guys. i remember this one from the future, let's go to 2037, let's go. we were once on venus from afar, in short, there was an argument. you know what, once i remember how we argued about quitting smoking, when you remember her and

you and you quietly hid with lyosha, smoked, and came. we've got you covered. i won this argument then and we set you on fire. and you, like the children, made excuses to go there, and we say, come on, let me smell your hand, your fingers are ringing there. and you well, what is this? we are adults, and we argued, by the way, about money. well, i remember the car, that lyosha and i we bet, you know, there was a culinary program on one channel, and he says, i bet if they invite us, they will invite us there. i'll tell you a dish about which well, they won't agree, they'll argue. this program was called absolutely that you will cook right now. uh, he's always on speakerphone. hello alexey we would like to invite you to a cooking show. uh, and now we need to understand what you will cook. here are bovine testes. and on that,

there is silence at the end of the line, we have an italian restaurant, there is no program, what a bull testes and they look at me on speakerphone. well, just wait, will they agree or not? i well technically look at me, because now to do. well, okay, we're waiting for you then. yes, we can film everything there. let's program. we watch on the internet how, well, lyokha is cooking, and there are the villagers’ bull testicles at home. yes, in general, we had to prepare bull mansions. i remember that this is the only culinary program in which seeds were usually cooked, but i don’t know, maybe they weren’t the only ones. yes, just and you know it was funny when we cooked them. lyokha was making his own salad. i made my own salad, and naturally, at the end of cooking in any culinary program. it needs to be tasted correctly. yeah , that's what you cooked and the next one was, right? it's like you figure out what

they should be. you know, you're supposed to pretend that you've never eaten this dish before, no, no. and how when? well, i didn’t buy it, to cook. hmm but which ones to fry in? i'm not saying to cook, but this, and you reminded me of a culinary story. story. she's so cheerful because it's in a village right in belarus in a village right in a village village. that is, not some kind of settlement, uh, urban- type settlement, but just a village where we left to celebrate. we have a birthday because there was such a base on the river. e with a bathhouse. there, as if you could even be there, but also two of my friends, uh, your friends know them very well , zhenya and aktay, they went to a village store in the village so that, as a surprise , many more people would come than well in general, i think i invited

30,000 people to come there instead. in this 70, that is , and the products began to run out very quickly. and so they said, now everything will be fine, we’ll go, like, well, to a village store and buy everything there, what is a village store in belarus? here they are, that means, on one shelf there are rubber boots, then candy, then cigarettes, a bucket of flour, sugar, some dress, some confiscated tv. yes , there is more, well, everything is still for sale. you know everything like this. eh, everything, for life there. well they come take a look, well, it’s mostly cereals. there, there’s some kind of bread, i don’t see that there’s anything special here and you can’t get any there. eh, they didn’t sell sausages, there was nothing there, that is, and suddenly they look at the refrigerator like this. here, as it were, one opens up in which the ice cream is then stored and there the ice cream actually lies and the dumplings are sold. and, of course, we’ll put the simplest thing on everyone there now

. that is, we cook there for me, you know. greet your guests there for three days of fishing there and they good afternoon she hello there. well, this is a woman who sells all this in a village store, he tells us, please. all the dumplings looked at them like this. he says, yes, there are a lot of us. that is, you are there. don’t be surprised, like, who are you kidding, zhenya, the money is there. well, that's it. yes, yes, that's it. so she took the packages, started laying out the impact packages from there, posted the website, and they look there, well, there’s still some left in the refrigerator, that is. well, a lot of packs. yes, it remains and they say so reproachfully, we said in all dumplings she so he turns his hands into boxing. and these are not dumplings. this is raviolita, such as raviola.

yes? well, there are all sorts of culinary jokes that, uh, with some of these preparations, you know , some kind of culinary use. well, i understood the history and the controversy at the same time , the culinary history and the controversy, and the testes. uh, the bullish one came up with another completely cooler joke. yes, when the wife returns from work, she finds her husband at home with his mistress and grabs the gun on the wall like this. just stop stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, darling. what are you, what are you , what are you, what are you? well, stop it. well, well, what are you, and so load the hop there, this cartridge is the second stop, stop, stop. stop. well, what are you saying, well, give me a chance. well, stop it, well, we're adults, nothing. give me a chance. she is like that. let's swing from

side to side. then you remember the crowd , there was a joke. now you’ll understand what i was reminded of, when the world blonde competition is on, you know, there’s no joke, and they took him sitting, well, the world blonde championship, that is, in general and in the hall there are only blondes from different countries and everything is already the final of the competition and there is already a winner. she had already won, as it were, but in order for her to take possession of the crown with diamonds encrusted. there, emeralds are a very expensive thing, so that she, uh, takes this crown as a reward. she needs to answer one. well, an additional question and the presenter is in such a beautiful suit, that is, all the television cameras in the world, in general, television channels cover everything there live. you see, the blondes have frozen, there are contests. you have to answer one question and the crown is yours. all, and these girls he stands at my chest,

that the heart is there. and he twice two and such took everything and she was in the hall, and he says, well, well, you were one step away from this wonderful crown. you were in one and then the hall starts all together in a single burst of blonde. yes she has a chance, yes she has a chance. well , the presenter really liked her, and he had never seen anything like this, never at our competition, he has been presenting there for many years. you just really liked me a lot. and i will really give you a chance, as the audience asks, because you are beautiful. you are truly the most beautiful blonde of our planet, and i once again ask you twice two. all she does is my heart. it’s just that she’s about to rip the dress, it’s beautiful. five he well, well, how so?

can i fill it up for you again? yes, she has a chance, yes , she has a chance, someone has already started whistling, and he simply says, we are live. i know that i will be fired. now, after this competition , it’s not very easy to like you, and i’m just there , everyone is screaming in his ear, it all ends there. he says, i ask again twice two and she. he said four, but you give her a chance, by the way, a very large number jokes about blondes. do you know that scientists have proven that everything is exactly the opposite, well, i don’t remember which blondes are which. well, it's no different. that's just a type of jokes. we are back in the joke podcast studio, dear friends, continuing

our program in the studio. i vadim galygin and roman yunusov remember? were these, uh, jackets, mobiles? yes, that's all, golden chain. can you imagine how much 600 is worth that time now? well, everything came back like this. now, i remembered how the new russian gave me. eh, a mobile phone for my six-year-old new russian son, all, in short, a son, which means, look at these mobile phones. if there are any problems with the title, well, everything is fine. everything goes well , the day a new russian arrives. at work , his secretary walks into his office right from the doorway. well, your son mikhail ivanovich just called . come on, yeah. hello, guess what, we have a dog in the middle of the room, he shits right on the carpet. what are you talking about, well, a grown guy, come on, take a scoop. take a whisk, clean everything up, well. everything is no problem, and nothing more. that's how i am don’t call, an hour passes again

, mikhailovich calls. your son is calling. what is dad? dad? look, in short, now the neighbor has come to see his mother. they entered the room, which means that the neighbor takes off his pants. look, if he kicks on the carpet, i won't clean it up. after all, you are two jokes. let me remind you now that my father is going on a business trip to leningrad and he has, uh, children and well, he comes and says like this, well, there is an older child there, an average and very small one. he says, so children, dad is going to leningrad on a business trip, who now comes up with a rhyme for the word leningrad, i they will bring what he asks for, the elder one is coming to leningrad, dad will buy marmalade. he says, well done there average. well, come on, that pope is going to leningrad, dad will buy a jackal,

well done. everyone was given chocolate, and the youngest was playing around. he says, “you heard that it was you who came up with it, in general, you are dumb in general, that is.” well, in general, look how crazy it is, since all the rhymes are there right away, i came up with something. yes, he says, well, tell me what you came up with, dad is going to mom's leningrad. hakal will be happy. and for this there is a secret. dad will buy me a moped. and you’re talking about this one , he’s just an oligarch, an oligarch, he comes home in a rolls-royce, which means he has, well, just a palace. well, the castle is just a castle, and he comes in like this and says to his wife, the wife is all there in the kitchen, and there’s a parade of diamonds. the wife is standing there. what's for dinner? he says, well , today there are lobsters, here are langoustines, there is black caviar. he says, again i want fried

potatoes with lard and onions. she throws such a rolling pin such a diamond. as in general, he says you will earn money like normal men you will have potatoes, the very hearing, and i understood about the school, remember when the teacher asks the girl of the class or rather a. come up with a sentence where two words would be fine and the girl pulls. yes, there, katenka , please, and mom sewed a beautiful dress for me. i am his department and i look great in it. do you understand? well done there are five, the second girl reaches out to me, my grandmother baked wonderful pies. i feel great about their strength, sit down. well, there's a five, masha, i don't touch you. yes, masha yes, i went up to my dad and said that i was pregnant. on what dad said is fine. just fine. well, not like that.