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you're on the map. that is, it is practically an opportunity to interpret the card in a completely different way; this card can, in principle, answer many questions, even to the point that you have lost, say, glasses, you don’t know where they are and it will tell you. she, of course, won’t write to you, the glasses are in the nightstand, but the description of where this place is, how it is located, what it is nearby, you can see all this, why am i talking about it like this. eh, let’s say with special attention in due time in 2000. this service was dedicated to horary astrology. what it is? that is, a person could call and ask any question , a map was built in which there was an answer to this question and could be oriented. well, for example, you could ask, i want to buy such and such an apartment. do you think this is a good idea, this is really such an apartment. this is what i'm waiting for. and in this map all
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the pitfalls are always visible. something is clearly wrong there, maybe some kind of dishonest deal is coming, either in this apartment. there are some very problematic communications and so on. this is a question of any kind, up to that the question was asked. and what to give for a birthday and something like that was supposed hmm, we looked, it was clear that a person just needed a microwave oven. all this is visible; moreover, it is clear that he already has it, but again. and this is a map. if there is, there are some indicators that she is not ready to answer your question. that is, this means that either the circumstances have not yet developed and it is too early to answer it, or, as i said , the person already knows the answer to this question, or he has already done something, but is trying in hindsight still, ask again for the number. this is indeed a very complex and cunning science and it requires a special flair. but
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uh, i’ll just share this experience with you some time after work. this service, unfortunately, did not last long, but this was simply due to organizational issues. well, a man called me. this was a fairly famous physicist who, oddly enough, used this service, and he tells me: you know, i am so grateful to your employees. they helped me so much. i practically survived with the help of them, because all the tasks that stood before me were the crisis that i went through, and they helped me do it. that's all, this was done with the help of your employees. let me give them a holiday and there are things that are connected with this horary astrology, but in my opinion. they may even require such an interpretation of attention and we tell it about them, for example, there is a position of the moon called the moon without courses. that's when a is the moon without a course, but
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if we speak in professional language before leaving the sign, it does not interact with any one planet, it means that everything you do, everything you try to do , it will not lead to anything; moreover, no one will know about what happened during this period of time. it's as if there is no connection. that is , what is the moon in general? the moon is a transmitter of the light of the planets from each other. that is, this is a kind of adapter, for example, if some planet is going to, say, make a powerful impulse attacks the earth from some interact with another planet in your chart and at the same time it. don't pass this adaptation through the moon, then it goes straight ahead. and this always creates, and such a feeling of uncontrollability, nor emotional unfulfillment, therefore, when the moon participates in
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the transmission of this, as if e communication, as if energy, then if it tries to adapt, but if the moon does not participate and more there is no interaction of the planets before she leaves the sign, it is as if time stops, as if it is interrupted and some things happen there. you can't get them to look at them. i once told you talked about the titanic and about what happened to the titanic and that everything that happened was connected not only with the eclipse, but also with the moon without a course. and this does not allow us to really penetrate into this situation and understand what happened there, what the reason is, there are guesses. i’ve already told you my version, but the point is that this is official. it’s not usually possible to get hold of this and prove it, and as if to connect some facts. naturally. we always know that
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there are versions and we always have an understanding of how it happened, but as if they worked, and their reasons and reality. it is not visible who did it this way. this always remains the case most often. such a mysterious episode. i'll tell you more, when this situation with the twin towers happened. i also built a map and see that there is also a moon without a course, and i had a suspicion that this time was not chosen by chance, because when the moon is without a course, it is very difficult to find the culprits. eh, take this reality out of the past and examine it. and uh, naturally, if some things, if some actions are carried out on the moon without a course, but if you have a plan there, let’s say, opening some kind of i don’t know enterprise on the moon without a course, there is no energy for it to work.
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it’s as if you were wasting your efforts, as if you were throwing your efforts into the abyss, so, of course, this is a very interesting story and there are a lot of interesting examples when let’s say we sat down at the table and looked at the card everyone brought. well, in general, i knew the answer to my question, but everyone else tried to consider it. so what can we answer? and, for example, the logic was built in this way. i put the money somewhere and i don’t remember where it is. someone spoke. well, here it is, right where the table you are working at was visible, that there is a window somewhere nearby, that this is a high place, that there is a lamp nearby, of course, in exactly this progressive way. you begin to see these circumstances. sometimes you can see when, let’s say, someone left an object and doesn’t know where it is and you can see how the transition of this planet from one sign to another hints to us that this thing is moving, it is located. maybe somewhere in the car, maybe you
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forgot it in a taxi, and so on, there are other forms. e questions that can be well, the most exotic, the most unexperienced, and people ask about another person who they met and this is also all very clearly visible and it is clear that the person thinks about this person about whom he is asking. and what can i say? you can even see who this person is who is asking you a question, what he really thinks, and what he even looks like, because there is a couple. about which they indicate appearance. here is such an amazing story with horary astrology, but it requires really great experience and understanding. how to consider how to complete this quest very correctly, therefore, it amuses many people very much. this story and many people try to realize themselves in it. there is another ancient type of astrology, although harar is not inferior.
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we’ll probably tell him by the historical time of action, but this medical astrology and avicenna also used this astrology in order to find the cause of the disease, the course of this disease, and how this disease can be cured, how it will go through how she will behave, relatively speaking, and here, for example, there are very important such moments. if suddenly you are faced with the fact that you feel unwell, for example, or something related to a disease happened on the twenty-ninth lunar day or this is an eclipse, then these are very serious indications that you should definitely take this seriously. so we are talking about what may be a long-term story with some consequences, if you cannot find the right treatment options yes sometimes there are completely different reasons that caused this disease, but the most amazing
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alchemical methods, of course , were the prices used, because sometimes it is clear what this is connected with, how to treat even the days on which any manipulations need to be done. this is also a very subtle and very important area of ​​astrology, which may now be insufficiently appreciated and used, because it also requires training over a long period of time and very painstaking work. this is not just everything, but when people combine this knowledge. well i think it's very serious professional doctors and often doctors themselves ask what to do . after all, in fact, even any medical action that is coming, it is always visible, how it can end. maybe it will be too traumatic, maybe it will be, on the contrary, a very loyal organism that will quickly rise up. and sometimes you can not only find answers to what means to treat it, but you can also
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find the causes of the disease in some of your actions. sometimes it seems to us that this is some kind of completely indirect metaphysical version of consideration. however no, if the energy environment around a person is disturbed, then at first it is disturbed imperceptibly for the body. but when she is not treated further , this situation is at the psychological level and at the ethical level. if anything, then it is already beginning to sink. uh, in a more material plane, and the physics of the body, so there are a lot of things connected here and this is a very ancient and very amazing form of relationship with the world, with the physics of the body, and in general with some questions that are often called philosophical. and, of course, still, if even use it. but with some slightly medical astrological factors , that is, it still makes sense to try not
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to do some really serious things. do not undertake medically. but just at the time when the moon is already , well, the last one that has not set, especially the very last day or the new moon because the body has little strength to recover, because this is a change. energy is a change. eh, let's say the format of the past and the future. and these are the efforts. it’s as if they, too, are falling into the abyss, that’s why in times like these. eh, well, probably maybe it’s worth a little bit, either to wait, or to think about what was wrong, and when the new moon comes, very often the situation changes, because the energy fund changes, and the past is all uh, this plot is leaving. therefore, of course, it always makes sense to still move forward, when the moon also moves forward, but there are more
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serious astrological signs and principles that you can’t tell in 5 minutes, but i will strive to tell you as much as possible, a lot and intelligibly, so that you can use this wonderful tool. i hope my information was helpful to you. it was a witty podcast and i was with you. i'm svetlana dear. hello everyone friends. this is a joke podcast, as always. i'm vadim galygin and i have wonderful guests in the studio. today my colleagues in the shop are in different guises. mp, you could have met them somewhere in the vastness of different screens. it is my pleasure to introduce alexander schneider. and zhenya iskandarova. you can applaud quietly so as not to disturb anyone, and even today the theme of our program
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is a joke of the 21st century, let’s call it that, but any new forms of a short humorous genre, which we call an anecdote, as an anecdote lives. now in what forms in what forms how in general is he. eh, has it actually changed and has it changed at all and can what we see today be called an anecdote? let's start. sasha i want to ask you. honestly, what's funnier to you? old classical forms of jokes and how are they? well, it’s all the legacy of this post-soviet space. or is it still faster and more fleeting. eh, somehow it’s more exciting, everything is somehow happening now. and vadim, listen, it seems to me that these jokes are thanks to you. they are still afloat. it's great that you're supporting this genre. and in general, they do a parrot there and what they did there, uh and trachtenberg and there with them,
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that is, well, we just tried to preserve this genre, because i think that it is very important. well, the thing that amused the people of the people before yes, the year of the decade, cannot. suddenly just disappear somewhere. yes , because someone, for example, does not know how to tell a story. maybe our task is even learn to break. what stereotypes? well, i'm generally small anecdotes. to be honest, if you're going to be, uh, downright honest. i know very few jokes. i know, only jokes from you, which here i mean, did you grow up to a greater extent in general when all these memes? yes, we’ll tell the audience what to call it correctly, there are memes, there are jokes about wars. there are some . well, a lot of new things have appeared. let ’s all have words now so that we can fly away now, some funny stories memes. you see, they are usually all such words. they are still strange, yes, that is, well, what if
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to tell you briefly, let’s say wars, these are short funny videos, yes, but i don’t know war. they are now together with jokes. they must be here, because they no longer exist. as far as i understand, in general, war is also vines. no, they blinked, even look there. listen, i even saw that some jokes are remade by warriors. that's exactly how i saw it . well, it’s clear, that is, according to and now this form is like all the looking has gone. nowadays people communicate less in person, but you have to agree. but i wrote this to him, he told me i called, that is, everyone has a box. so she kidnapped everyone, yes, that is, if before this communication was there to tell jokes. now he sent a picture, or told a joke, everyone forwards it to each other. this nonsense is going around there, you already knew it a couple of years ago. she won you back. look how funny it is. and you have to again pretend that it’s funny to you, that is, in fact, if
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you imagine that if this was many years ago, then this situation when you went out into the yard, and you just, yes, wait. and here's another joke. i'll tell you, that's roughly what happened. but let's figure it out. let us show an example. yes, sash, that is, we can demonstrate what today is called hmm. in general, this is a joke. this is it , and now, friends, we’ll show you, like, anecdote is a meme, yes, classic classic relevant, by the way, my feed for the last couple of weeks. by the way, we see here, uh, this is an avatar with cheburashka ears. by the way , about this, our cheburashka, uh, flashed there. yes, it collected, uh, a lot of money at the box office. it was just like that. meme were two of these avatars are drawn and one asks the other. listen, who is cheburashka? well, there’s a little bit there, uh, there was some swearing there, that is, it was contained in the question. listen, vadim, you just started it like they
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would an argument, and ended it like a joke. and who are you who answers him? i don't know why. i don’t know avatar here yet, yes, as for me, i’ll honestly say that jokes are funnier than memes, but there’s nothing more you can put into telling them, they’re jokes. that is , you are speaking on behalf of different characters there. i think it's more some kind of even a scene rather than just a picture. it’s simple, well, you need to find a funny picture and somehow it’s funny and good at catching people and isn’t that something? to everyone in a trivial way, just smile. aren’t we getting dumber, that is, uh, when like this it just looks much easier than coming and telling no, if you want to come telling, then go to stand up and tell, well, just your own jokes. these ones, well, it’s clear. are we getting dumb here, i think we’re getting dumb, so here it’s all at once, yeah, that’s it is it cool? it's really cool. eh, the thing
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is that now we don’t have enough time for anything, because it seems to me that we are somehow starting to work more. everyone has their own business. you still have 10 more works. and we want to have a quick laugh very quickly. funny thing is, yes, life has become faster, everything in general. yes, and there is also a cyclical nature , some of us once watched humorous programs where there were whole long monologues, right? yes, then it started. where you could turn it on and see a scene for about five minutes, well, we put it on or something else, yes, that is, we moved on. uh, these vines that last a minute, then we’re like that and gone. this is also a duty. this bear grows per unit time. it’s good that there are 15 second ones , and these are the ones you watch, yes, you watch 15 second videos. and now you think i
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can't. i want to take a quick look. and if it’s funny, well, move on and that’s it. here are the pictures now. i think the next stage will be for us. yes, but the word is just funny , you know, it’s a classic. this is when it comes to that, progress, that quickly, like this, into your brain like that, through satellite , something like that, quickly, some kind of joke and the whole world together at the same time. that's how it hit me. and he continued to work. there’s just not enough time, laughing minutes, yes or a second. yes, but look, in any case, hmm we are now talking about how to design humor, let’s say in some kind of picture. you can sew up one message, that is, and he must understand, it will be when you visually perceive, yes, when something else superimposed, some kind of audio there, how they appeared, and at one time, some people
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do something funny to the music. at first, i didn’t understand at all, that is, everyone there still passes it on to each other. yes, how is it just such a bad relay race like yes challenge but what does it have to do with it? this is stupid triviality. oh, you know, these ones bent over, and appeared in different clothes and everything was awesome, that is, like, this is cool. well, i didn’t think it was cool, to be honest, or what kind of grasshopper was sitting in the grass throws up bananas and there are millions of views because what did the grasshopper like about bananas, how does he throw it up? i want to ask you. really before putting on this amazing jacket? you didn't bend over and take it off. that is, i missed it. yes, my jamb is great, i’ll have to redo it. actually, this is some kind of farewell to people. i just want something new every time. and every time they see something new, they admire it first, when everyone
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is tired of the usual. well, yes, then you will get tired of these experiences and everything will be discuss it the way we do well. but you worked a lot in the standard classical genre, yes, that is. tell me, this can be considered a form of joke. i think no. in general , i believe that the anecdote is a separate form that does not die and has not died like that. thank you for your support. for example, i brought a magazine like this. he is literally this magazine. came out recently. this is a children's magazine , attention to new jokes. how many are 12 pieces? this is for children. e of the present, that is, well, of our time. and what is there, now they made you smile there, or something, of course, look, everything is funny here. for example, the blonde is indignant.
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well, what a mouse this is, it even has a tail. i think it's a hamster, what is her answer? okay, make the right click a hamster. i don’t know, in my opinion, this is how it should be in any case, you just read the classic, that is , an example, that is. well, in general, this is still a joke, in fact, when is it still in print? yes, well, i bought uh, jokes that came out on trains. they were just selling, well, a sheet of paper there, and some kind of a4, on one side and on the other joke. and sometimes somewhere there, separated by asterisks and such witches, they were simply sold, well, people printed them out, and when you don’t listen to the joke. and when you read it, you seem to be telling it to yourself. as you understand, like you think, how can you think about him, how can you not with them, you know someone with them. for
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example, vine or someone will make a picture, and you look at it and well, i read the book better. well, in your head, here’s an anecdote. the fact is that, but there are jokes that are just hysterical, you can only hear them, then there is, well, sound, for example in the joke a patient comes to the doctor and the doctor says i have a problem. i fart after every word. what should i do? the doctor says don't worry. i also had this problem. after every doll, i set a whistle in myself and now i communicate calmly. let me try it on. hold on, thief. give me back my whistle, you won’t give it away. i can’t imagine how it can be turned into some kind of meme, and
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i can’t imagine how it can be, well, printed. let's say you bought a newspaper or this your magazine, right? and so, how are you there, well, yes, and it would be funny for you, fart whistle, fart, and i would know , it was very funny to me, because i would imagine how you tell the jokes that i read, i imagine how as if they were once. i am still in support of old- time jokes, that is, classic ones. yes, sometimes a whole world is depicted there, or just some kind of situation when you just imagine it, like a movie. eh, i have a great desire to make jokes someday. here it is in good quality with good actors. and here namely, so that it would be like mini-movies. here they are. well, in essence, yes, in essence, yes, sort of, but these are short stories for children , but these are the classic jokes that you know there, vasily, i don’t mean, that is, if about cowboys, then just like
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that in reality, the picture is still a story, for example, an old joke from the nineties, so i’ll tell you, right? you will understand what i mean, that is, express it in a meme there, for example, or describe it somehow. that is , you will have to describe this anecdote. here he is it will be so huge, you know it’s on one sheet. it’s like there are bandits riding there, so somewhere on the switch all the serious , scary people are on guns and suddenly on duty. uh, the traffic policeman runs out, a policeman stops them, they shield and once and the elder calmly behave calmly once they stopped, because well, he lowers a black bmw there, you know, a combat vehicle, extortionists like that, what happened, the commander. he says, while the penguin is standing there, he says, i don’t know what happened. like what. where do you need to go to the zoo? we looked at each other more than once, eldest such. come on, sit down commander. we put him in the back, strapped
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this penguin into the back seat, everyone behaves so calmly, the policeman, in general. so tnank you. there, like, all the best, and we got underway more than once. let's go, it means the day is passing, it's already late evening, it means the same bandits are driving by in a car. again, past this post. well, there's a policeman there. he just sees the car driving fast and stops, they tensed up again, and he lowers it once and says what happened, the commander says. and it’s not you. i just see that the car is there a little. exceeds and looks from behind the penguin sitting so fastened says. why are you guys taking him to the zoo? well, no, they didn’t take you, the commander offends you, you were at the zoo , you were at the circus, you were now going to the casino, so how ’s that for a joke? you can put it in some kind of picture. well, i think that there is no way. well, it seems unrealistic to me in the picture. yes, such big shapes. yes, you can’t do this, or you know, there are still memes that break into four parts, like 1 2, 3, 4
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, of course, you could cram it all in, but it’s a long time to read and already, accordingly, not interesting. we need it quickly. well, we'll try. we are doing this tonight, but better. it's true, you've seen memes that are divided into several parts. yes yes 1 2 3 4 you can put this in, unlike certainly, but this is not like a comic? it’s understandable when the whole story is in pictures. yes , it would even be cool, by the way, a good genre. like interesting jokes, that's all, guys. we came up with it here. eh, well, let’s just say in one, well, right in the picture, what do you think, that it’s difficult is another matter, of course, when all sorts of the fools there, uh, now they’re trying to play a prank, they’re filming there. uh, video. mostly. there's a guy there, a girl, like family ones, when they're doing some kind of joke there. installation filming all this there so handicraft, probably, as if there were no reactions by accident.
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yes, yes, yes, they overact it, it’s creepy and so on, but all the situations are anecdotal, that is, in essence, that is, people still try to have an anecdote in their lives. well, maybe it helps this genre at all. maybe they won't disappear somewhere. yes? well, by the way, when they do it this way, it’s still considered the internet is outrageously dishonest - well, let’s explain it to the viewer. e. well, like, yes, like historical mothballs are secondary. yes, with a beard there, it’s not fashionable, and it’s not timely. yes, when, in short, it’s nonsense that you ’re ready to just tell a joke and then remake it and still haven’t skillfully acted it out somehow. it is not listed on the market. what's on the market after all? personal jokes with recognition, well, now it’s true, true and true, when you recognize yourself and it’s
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funny and topical. and uh, for example, it’s especially funny when you recognize not only yourself. a also your surroundings. yeah, someone. this can also be thrown off, and then you can also do this. we’re looking great. i recently, surprisingly , completely by accident, told you a joke that i filmed. i look, it means the wine supermarket is already a joke, i look there is and i go and say, listen, i say, eh, friend, take off, she ’s filming me. i say there at one point ask, like, what am i talking to the psychologist about, which means that i’m talking on video. and i say this, and today i’ll go to a psychologist. why is it expensive? i say, no, it’s inexpensive there 490 on a promotion and she films me going to the wine supermarket. well, yes, it seems like a joke on
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the internet, and it seemed to me. this is such an absolutely abstract invention. well, but how many responses were made, and psychologists were generally indignant, as you say, and drinking psychologists were even more indignant there. well, that's what the joke is about. i think it’s just jokes that we can’t retell. it’s funny when it looks like a video format. well, yes, it’s interesting to watch, that is, in fact, after all, when they ask a question, yes, like, who will come up with jokes. well, it is considered that this is a folk genre, because these are specially created by some authors, even russians, and so on. well, it happened, that is, we came up with jokes there, but it’s still extremely difficult for me. and , as it were, they ate it and then went out to the people. no , of course not, no, some jokes were going away. well, so that there was some kind of
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conglomerate that was sitting, we come up with jokes. that is, these are some, well, real life situations anyway, which formed the basis and were then expanded upon somewhere they attached a fiction right away from someone there on the channel. here's a joke for you. but that is, you are essentially this. so, you didn’t gather dust, you came up with jokes and filmed them. that is, essentially. you came up with a joke. here's a joke from the 21st century. let me remind you, friends, that today we are discussing a joke from the 21st century on the jokes podcast. of course, uh at all times. as they say, we joke as we live. yes, as alexander vasilyevich maslyakov said there, these are the characters that are ancient. and yet the form is still there, well, an anecdote about something. yes there, let’s say, there was once a joke about brezhnev . yes, if today, then i don’t know, there’s, uh, some other name , i don’t know some kind of leader there, well, foreign or domestic, or some characters
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new why they don’t become, in your opinion , characters in jokes. that’s why at that time, for example, well, the favorite children’s heroes cheburashka and gena the crocodile, the hero in winnie the pooh and piglet , which all the children watched, they were like heroes in a movie about being calm and becoming a hero. yes, but lately. that's how much events occurred in different currents. eh, why don’t there appear jokes about elon musk, for example, i don’t know why there aren’t a lot of jokes about bideno, which are also there, maybe there, well. how can i write a book about jokes about baida? avatar has made waves all over the world, why aren’t there a bunch there are two jokes avatar one says to the other, well, in your opinion, that is, people have stopped inventing these forms. that is, maybe no one is seriously doing this now. well, first of all, it seems to me that perhaps we just don’t know. we can't read all the newspapers. that is , somewhere there is an evening avatar. yes, here and there
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there are only jokes about you. i’m almost sure that there are a lot of jokes about the avatar. that's the truth, well, it's impossible we don't know him. secondly, we just saw the picture and there was a blow meme there. well, a meme, yes, that is, it’s somehow something lightened up with humor, and also among comedians and stand-up comedians. often something can be traced in stand-ups, but avatars - this, for example, is not great, but relevant despite the fact that it was released anyway, but here i'm sorry please, but the topic here is that the film. which took a long time to make and everyone was waiting for it for several years. eh, he came out and lost a little bit there for a film that they hadn’t been waiting to make for several years, but it came out and won. that is, our cheburashka inflicts some kind of response. well, yes, it would just be out of spite of the day, because there is a precedent , this one happened, but in such a way that generally after the first release. there's avatar jokes about avatars. well, you wouldn’t agree. yes
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, it would be great to be modern. it’s understandable why people have such an attitude towards jokes, because they think it's outdated. for the genre, that it’s a little all so old, and that’s why this attitude, that is, but as you said it’s crazy, like, yes, tell many people in russia if tell me a joke, no one will ever tell you. you know, it seems to me that you can literally change your attitude towards a joke with just one letter e. what kind of anecdote can you call me an anecdote, and they go to dota already an anecdote anecdotes two team a in general , one could do it, like marvel has different universes of superheroes, they are their notes in jokes, in theory it’s the same story. that is, there is the universe, uh, russian german-french, who always the three of them were going to eat the universes. well, it’s clear there, i don’t remember that they exchanged jokes,
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as always. i'm vadim galygin and i have wonderful guests in the studio, and the people who work with humor are alexander schneider. and evgeniy and skandarov today the theme of our program is an anecdote of the twenty-first century, considering that all this has already come to us. yes? these are fanfiction memes and so on. how difficult is it to create stories there? and there’s some kind of joke, well, or it’s like you know, like people who were afraid to tell jokes. it’s also not like i won’t be able to take something cool there , shoot it from there, and comment on it. for example, i thought about it more simply. that's why people are slipping into this. eh, because it’s easier to do, that is, jokes should go out to the public, roughly speaking, yes, well, there’s even 1-2 people. you have to tell with your eyes how to do it all, and all these vines are all these similar stories. you take the phone, you’re just filming yourself, no one doesn’t see what they will
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write about you later. this is already the second thing. and so you took it off and that’s it. aren't you ashamed, and then i posted it and when you listen, no, but jokes. you say you need to go out in front of the people. who came out? he won't even come. you’re in the kitchen, the drivers are sitting there, grandma, and you start telling me that you’re ashamed. they saw you at five years old, when you were picking at your own poop, it’s a shame to tell a joke, it’s not a shame, just right. it’s not a shame, but everything should have a place and time. you can't. well, it depends what kind of upbringing is there in the family, or, for example, that is, for example, we can’t tell all sorts of jokes on the air either. do you know any joke that would not be vulgar and without swearing and just like a television one. so, excuse me, it’s now written that this is the first time a guy is telling a friend that i decided with my girlfriend on wednesdays to speak only in english, any questions and answers should be in
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english only, so on wednesdays we don’t talk to her. here, of course, there are some jokes that well, you kind of don’t know how react to them, but you see, the fact of the matter is that, most likely, there is the best issue of this magazine, actually jokes. yes, now i ’ve put my jokes in there, if i’m joking, no no, there are just good quality jokes that you’re not ashamed to actually tell in public. even i’m sure there are such jokes and a huge number of them that you, uh , as a stand-up comedian, can stand, tell on stage, and everyone will laugh and perceive. there's no way. they are already like a joke, a exactly like stand-up, like a cool story from you, but there are jokes that are better not even to read. uh-huh well, obviously you haven’t heard and you can tell an anecdote from yourself when a crow sits. uh, the cow climbs onto the first one. where
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are you going, he says, are there any apples? he says, what are you, a cow, a birch tree, and i have it with me, that is. well, you can’t tell me that i had an incident in the village. i suddenly see a cow on a tree. why did you once have such a case with me, uh, you’re such and such and you seem to turn people into a different reality. and if it would be, like, there, think about it, and there’s a cow, well, it’s clear, that is, you think that transformation can occur. the main thing is to be able to do it, right? well, as if in reality, as if sincerely, this thing is an anecdote. goodbye. i've never even heard the jokes. it’s like a joke that kvn certainly builds all this up. well , the rest of the programs are humorous, which were before and which now no longer exist. they built it. uh, our sense of humor. well, us comedians, for example, of course. we wouldn't even they understood what was funny and what wasn’t funny. the era that was there, well, had passed. this was also divided into
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two things. it was just humor, understandable to everyone, stupid swear words, such a piston, and part of the component of satire, that is, political, social satire, and so on, some of these jokes that were there to tell in the kitchens, there were three people, and so on, but in any case, i i agree with you that we were left an imprint on us by everyone who read, basically. eh, the philitons wrote. there were screenwriters who wrote specifically for those who read the monologues. they performed there, and some knew how to tell stories, while others simply wrote to them, and some told stories of their own creativity, giving witticisms and aphorisms, of course, and we grew up on all of this, but mostly. the topics there were so basic : a man’s husband returns from a business trip. here's the wife. he meets with a rolling pin there , his mother-in-law, his son-in-law, some kind of boss, subordinate, asked for a salary. well, something about brezhnev there and so on. and today this is
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what, uh, how to joke about, because life is became faster. yes, well, they talked about it, it became transferred information that people received before, where they talked somewhere. in the dining room, during a smoke break , they turned on the 1.2 channel tv for the whole country , and the radio station there also told me how to treat varicose veins correctly there. nowadays there is an oversaturation of any kind of information, including everything related to humor. maybe that's why people get lost. they no longer understand what’s funny and what’s not funny, because there’s a lot of everything for you understand? here's how we'll let you do it. well, we bought some kind of candy there, yes, there was some kind of candy there for the weekend, like a cockerel, and then you come to your room filled with chocolate and marmalade and so on and that’s it, and then i don’t want anything i overate there and so on i got my fill , maybe it’s uh, progress uh, which came to us in the form of all these gadgets, where every second.

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