nato world cup, but just a qualifying tournament for the battle of robots. so tell me what is the number one sport? dozens of teams from eight countries are participating in the battle of robots, here are competitors from turkey, for example, this is the second time we have participated in a similar competition in russia . we participated in romania and china. and now we have come to you for the second time and we really want to win, our eyes are burning. in general, we are the most important thing that almost all teams support. this will support our large corporations, so i think such a collaboration is very good. well, different countries, different regions , young guys, and already experienced engineers working. good luck, further applications for participation are coming even from the usa and canada, and the love for high technology and the pure art

of hardened steel in a good way crosses borders, winning, sanctions and culture, cancellations. yes, our fighters from all fighters in fact, because the real ones come in a jar. i would like to wish literally health to all our robots. and, of course, strength of energy to our teams, the big brother team won such competitions three times. why should they something else? what incentive consider it to be love, the rivals have risen in level. that is, now it will be a difficult battle, but we still well , we are counting on victory st. petersburg voronezh sevastopol saratov vladivostok moscow-rostov to krasnoyarsk this is russian, and not the full geography of the participants at stake 6 million rubles. and the winner will receive so much . robot production is usually divided into 4 stages. first a computer model, then a plywood model to make sure all the parts fit together well, then another prototype is made from mild steel, and

only then the searched steel is used to create a robot that will take part in competitions. it seems, well, what’s the big deal in making a combat robot capable of turning another combat robot onto its shoulder blades, what’s the point? we are interested in getting schoolchildren to pay attention to this , to see that it is accessible and understandable, and absolutely everyone can join the championship in the future. we developed an interest in robotics and entered this profession and created our own startups. came to work in robotics companies, a, and developed b in general, robotics. to build such a monster you need from a month to six months. in addition, they usually prepare not one, but two identical ones. you never know, just like in football, an injury occurs and a replacement is required. and you also need knowledge in completely different areas from program management. yes, the metal structures of it specialists are appearing more and more. and engineers and physicists. there are a lot of mechanics,

on the contrary, they are decreasing, so we can come to a situation where in 5-10 years. we will have a huge field until those who understand logic can write mathematics, but there won’t be those who will create physical products, it’s important that some of the spectators may sneak backstage and ask, guys. i want with you and the knowledge that he will acquire will be useful in the metallurgical industry and in the defense industry, and now he is thinking of using it in creation. robots, also artificial intelligence in the spirit of the times pavel matveev sofiitskaya artyom tikhonov kirill kushnev boris leonov ilya zhuravlev channel one a real gift for everyone who loves figure skating show hot ice. on channel one the season started with test skates of the russian national team skaters on the ice of the capital megasport arena, the best athletes present their new programs, honed skills, bold plans of coaches, emotions and spectators in our incredible kamila valieva

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hello again. hello, the most emotional viewers on the planet. good evening. homecoming is a game of teams that have not appeared on stage for a long time, sometimes a decade, but have we forgotten their faces. no, we forgot their smiles. no, we stopped laughing at their jokes. no, we stopped

admiring the khazar and energy. no, no. no, because time has no power over these meetings, alumni meetings above the league we begin. agree, friends, it’s as if these years of parting with the teams never happened.

let's once again applaud the finalists of the 2015 season, the dagestan team, the finalists of the 2011 season of the major league, the kvn team sportivnaya station moscow, the champions of the 2011 season of the major league , the kvn team sok samara, listen, i just thought, i am the finalist of the 1987-88 season, you are my grandchildren. just like in 1988, this joke passed, but now people who today are synonymous with the word impeccability. major league champion 2000 captain of the kvn team ural dumplings a hereditary ekaterinburger and you will agree

with the team that the goosebumps are back, the excitement is present we came out in the images of famous natives of ekaterinburg i klava koka hear klava hear the wolves. stop playing tricks on you and make you feel like i’m having semantic hallucinations. i'm not talking about the diagnosis. i say this is what my grandmother is like. don't comb it, i don't know there. celandine help, why are you telling everyone about this? roma sasha, what kind of celebrity is this agatha christie group? are you crazy?

why did you even aim for this? there is such a story, it means that when i was serving as a coachman at the post office, grandfather frost knocked on my door. what are you doing here? like winter, something like that . but it seems to me that he’s just an adult healthy man who has nothing to do. well, i say, i'm not summer. enough. what did they do? he is the only one who looks like ilya, ilyukh what kind of famous athlete are you? i actually boob you. artists, singers, politicians, who else is a writer? there is some ekaterinburg writer, siberian mother, mother. did you

really want to show the dance then ? dancers around the edges? how about yeltsin yeltsin center? i'm tired, i'm leaving woman. i ’m explaining to you for the hundredth time , we weren’t here on any tour 10 years ago, he doesn’t look like me at all. so i don’t understand what’s going on, dim, you know,

let the young teams go to banquets after the games, but we can’t do that anymore, but i agree, and i apologize. it's all halal, it 's free, then you can, you can, oh, it's a pity there is no vodka. or maybe we’ll send someone like this, let’s send andrei rozhkova. he's local. let's first rate the greeting, let's wait, maybe someone is right. or maybe you and i are just like the good old days, like the good old times, you and i together make a cast iron battery. yes, we won’t get the reception. let's just come to my dressing room before sex. let me come over after sex. yes, and you don’t need to come in either. guys , i’m rexing. here i’ll add a little rex, put aside the sausages, san, give him the boiled pork. yes, i’ll put the rex aside. it’s just a little strange, of course, that ilyukha named his son. yes, i have. uh, listen, i ’ll probably go and say hello to the presenter. only i want you

i warn you, maslyakov is not there. why not say hello now, or what? right there, huh? let's throw something on his plate there too. well guys, where do you put so much raw sausage ? put it after two. that's it, let's all, and go backstage, there's a room there, get ready, get out of here. i mean , i don't like it when people stare. valdis valdi svaldi. how many years and how many winters are you planning to add, i need to understand? who should take the turn? well, of course i’m joking, i’m joking on our television. valdi is the most outstanding baltic. how did you blab alexander vasilyevich for you to ruin today’s i just can’t understand.

i’m not new to the system, i understand that you can’t go empty-handed, so especially for you is the samara carriage, the zhiguli promise that next time something will happen now, there was no time for this at all, to be honest, a but seriously, valdi, then , of course, it is a great honor for you to host this event, because the teams are amazing, even mine prepared something. let's take a look. so where is micah and he won’t be with micah, the new woman you saw how good baba mekheeva is. okay, write the topic of the lesson, and men and other creatures the topic of the lesson is sexism.

or maybe we want to study another topic ignat letters first. well, come on, who knows what letters, what letter do you know? i haven’t spoken like that since the last meeting. and you will weave bast shoes for the feduk, which means inform everyone that this material created was distributed by the accursed feduk, why did you do this ignat, you went fishing with him, he rocked the boat ignat you are a scientist. tell me what it’s called when my husband’s brother took communion and the pain doesn’t drink, we write down when my husband’s brother has three parts and doesn't drink anymore. this is a participial phrase. all clear. why did you come to us with a basket? i went to the forest and dialed maslyakov . he says come to kvn. again again. what did i

do? not a single alumni reunion is complete without a memorable photo. if you don’t mind, take a photo with us for history. i've been waiting for this moment for 20 long years. i was waiting for the moment when the resourcefulness of the guys and the gullibility of the pelsha would make me the leader

of the international kvn union, and even if it was only for a few seconds, but for these few seconds valdis pelsh became the absolute champion of the club of cheerful, resourceful valdis you're welcome you're welcome valdis let's sum it up. what i would like to say is that at the end our team already took part in the alumni meeting, and we even became the winners of that game today for the first time in the history of our team. we'd like to lose. we would like our closest friends, sportivnaya station, to win today’s game. and if the dagestan team wins, i

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the following team first greeted spectators above the league in 2014 and as people who are characterized by politeness and respect, they continue to greet spectators greeting of the dagestan national team are you ready are you ready are you ready eh?

good evening friends i feel like i'm here it’s summer in dagestan, but no one wears shorts either. by the way, in dagestan there is now a tourism boom. we have a gorgeous sea , beautiful mountains, canyons, dunes, tropical forest, this, of course, is all wonderful, but it’s a pity that tourism in dagestan is only developed by nature, boys. look how many beautiful girls there are in yekaterinburg and how many beautiful women there are in sverdlovsk one hot rattling one and you are mine i miss you without thinking about the sun. wai omar what's wrong with you? haha. i’m

a super popular actor in moscow now , you’re flooding the wrong people. we remember you, pathetic ones. destitute and wretched. how long ago was this? i'm no longer a beggar. do you even know that my films are shown in all cinemas? and omar, the fact that now they even show films with you in cinemas is not your merit at all. guys, in short, i'm coming. come on, finish playing what you have here, i’m just filming today an advertisement for anti-dandruff shampoo, yes, come on , you don’t have hair, well, dandruff always needs talent too, yes, it’s like that guys. let me talk to him. what can you say? tell me, what can you say? certainly. well, of course, of course you are right. i'm not a super popular actor. i'm just an ordinary simple dagestani. like you yes. yes. what did you say to him and ask him to borrow money? okay guys, don’t worry, i’m with you, yes, how can you not

worry? omar well, have you actually seen how many kvn people are behind the scenes and this is just the ringed one. that's it, that's it, guys, i'm a lighter, i'm with you who is playing today anyway, sok and the sportivnaya station, which one of them is us? i'm kidding, i'm kidding. i just suggest getting high with the my better smiley. what are you doing, this is the first channel. at least you know what do these words mean, that the boys are now in russia, these english words no longer mean anything. so, as they say, we have the dagestan national team on the ropes, is it good to go on a business trip? homagite. to an ordinary dagestan

school. i just recently graduated from school. listen, we are a family and tv guide we want to give the child two educations. of course, i apologize, but these are two completely identical secondary educations. do you think he will do exactly the same thing the second time, or maybe study somewhere? better somewhere worse. i assure you. it will be completely two different secondary education i

have been working at this school for 30 years. i have three secondary educations. don’t fool your child , leave here, don’t worry, son, i ’ll finish elementary school. i will solve your questions , i understand, you and i are enemies. we drive further , the dagestanis near the karaoke. how are you talking to me? i'll just break you two now. here is a young man. you ordered the songs. yes, i’m just there, it’s your turn, please. i’ll quickly sing and come, if you guys are here, let’s hurry up here, we’re waiting for you here.

you weren’t singing a man’s song there just now? yes, we can you tell us the number of which song in the catalogue? we've been playing for how many years, yes, and only omar yusuf knows his name. there is no feeling that this is the moment when we can get to know each other, that's it, so that both adults and children know us. okay

, let's do it. doesn't fit, you understand you in short what's your name? well, in general, friends call it apsik. well, apsik, go ahead and say apsik. wait wait, now it’s really short, you know, neither here nor there, let’s just be a baby shark. baby shark, well yes also on and i will be fine. let's go. oh , you see, i approached gazimagomed. wait, i'll pass right by. what's your name? what's your

name? did you even understand what you said? i won't ask further at all. i guys , let's all of you be baby sharks, you'll even learn more seriously. let's get acquainted. team of dagestan sharks

now domestic tourism in our country is developing at a frantic pace and, unexpectedly for itself, dagestan has become one of the most popular resorts for russians. so, at makhachkala airport, come crawling from saratov. so where kudaevich minister of tourism needs to be a little more hospitable, or what? i don't understand what's going on. don’t you know that dagestan has become the center of tourism in russia? why don’t i know? yes, stop coming to us. we have already run out of five-star hotels, we have nowhere to see you, wait. wait. we were shocked that there were five-star hotels. from yekaterinburg i realized what needs to be done, we need

to raise the prices 10 times, they raised it, it doesn’t work , they raised it by 11, they still say it’s a penny compared to sochi. private flight has arrived from monaco from monaco and i came to you for her shortened soup. let's think better about what we're going to do. unfortunately, everyone arrived from moscow, wait, wait. where did you come home, they say, now all the money is here, boys, it’s very bad timing. i 'm telling you seriously, it's very bad timing. enough. i'm tired , not tired, i'm flying away myself. friends

, we are incredibly happy that we were invited to this game. yes, we understand. perhaps we are not as titled as sok and perhaps not as popular as the sportivnaya station. but even the organizers understood that normal kipish without dagestanis. it won't work out. dagestan team thank you we thank the government of the sverdlovsk region, represented by governor evgeny

vladimirovich kuibyshev, for their help in organizing the game. well, since evgeny vladimirovich is in the hall. let's personally applaud him. the last greeting for today will be imbued with charm and elegance. and of course, there will be snobbery in it, because these are muscovites, sportivnaya station hello alexander vasilyevich alexander vasilyevich hello this is leather. i wanted to ask you something, look, the stove invited us to yekaterinburg to play in kvn, this is generally normal. is this from you or something like herbalife? ahh, your ideas, i get it, then we're in business. meet

the kvn team sports station freedom on the tape recorder, summer beach is on fire order donut camera just ska fright, yekabe, give the sound direct please, so that they know on the wave of 12 years. we haven't spoken for a long time. and hello everyone. hello everyone. hi all. hello, hello. hello, ekaterinburg friends, last time we played in kvn 12 years ago at that time

a second metro line was planned in yekaterinburg , now you are speaking when two lines are already planned. well done, don't stand still. develop yourself. so, guys, let's be more effective against who we're playing. have you forgotten, we are playing against juice. you forgot how 12 years, 7 months, 4 hours 12 minutes 13 seconds 14 seconds 15 seconds ago. they beat us in the final. and wan wan yes, calm down, this is just a meeting of physics graduates. this is exactly the alumni meeting. everyone here owes each other hate. this is the basis that infuriates besson juice. there is a chance to win back when we get together like this again, obviously not for a fun reason.

at least i'm not the first, right? guys, please calm down, did you hear what kolchin said? he is ready for this victory for us. don't just give it away. she was poisoned a hundred pounds. i 'm telling you, wan yes, calm down, let's just tell everyone how we're doing. who does what bone does? this is of no interest to anyone now. yes? it is very interesting. well, okay, at least how are you doing. i'm doing great. i'm now producer of several projects on the tnt channel and general producer of the tv-3 channel. now you probably shouldn’t have started with you. oh wow, such a big man is so small. diman, what are you doing? we're fine too. we recently went to the show new stars in africa. yes , kostya is actually worth the stars too.

the little guy is showing off here. actually. we performed well there. i saw two of these six, don't you want them? pushchenko and kozhoma hello well, we went to africa. excuse me. where are you from? was i sick at uralmash? well, what do we start? friends, imagine the universe telling blinovskaya how to enter the hut correctly? wow, do you think that people in the audience really want to watch another miniature about blinov’s? what do people want? it's summer , everyone wants cherries, dim, are you a fool? and now i also want cherries. not only do

we compete with juice, but also with cherries, which the whole room now wants. okay okay guys the hall wants a station. so give it to them. let's give the good old young sports station a lot of cherries, let's go. let's start with the latest news from the ministry of industry. hello ivan nikolaevich in general, we managed to replace another product with imports. well done, great. which one is this? matryoshka dolls, well , yes, we will supply them from china. matryoshkas, well, yes, we are already driving everything out of china , that’s understandable, nesting dolls. this is a symbol of russia that there is an element that we do not mine. and we can’t make them ourselves, but only this one. monolithic, so to speak, the soul

of a nesting doll. the rest is all husk, right. i understand. you just can't make them hollow. yes, it’s really unclear how. matryoshka dolls, how the fuck are you nikolaevich? you know what factories are doing now, what lofts, in some places they are becoming so okay, what else are we going to replace imports with, you will swear, no, i won’t, what’s there? let's say that samovars, and kokoshniks, bast shoes, wooden spoons and animals , just recently a decision was made to resume production of the oka car

. so let's imagine, a village somewhere near kamyshlov is the designer of the oka car. we are reviving the production of this car. we carried out we will still revive. and if it doesn’t work out, what could happen? eat chances are the state will provide everything you need and it won’t work out anyway. why do you need four metal corners, 7 liters of red fiberboard paint, stronger and mikhalych, we will give it all. let's return well, ok. you have drawings of this

machine, stop calling me that. besides , there were never any drawings. and to be honest, how did you do it then, they are all different. well, we’ll give you three bottles of vodka to produce the prototype. you don't exist, right? and i feel like the price tag jumped out of my subconscious. ladies and gentlemen, we

welcome to the world slap championship and we have the first round of ivan pushchenko vs. ivan pushchenko's sledgehammer punch. goodbye. the blow behind your sledgehammer has withered away. are you okay? destroy then they rumor, ivan bushmenko’s blow was missing, is it possible? drink, drink, you're fine. we lost our mouth, everything is fine on

our face. yes, not on my face second round. come on, are you ready? yes the answer. g lermontov let him go online. 2 and that's what you call it. yes, he's just moving lymph. maybe the doctor has restyled everything , everything is fine, don’t worry. apostle peter a are you okay vanya ala? mikheeva and then there’s the turn, i’m a woman behind you. yeah, grandma

, grandma, my grandma. well, we can have the third round. hello, guys, guys , it's time to figure this out. calm down, i'm telling you, calm down, everyone, sit down, the jury, the jury, sit down, everything reigns. not you, idiot. quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, baldi quiet, quiet, quiet. you

don't need this. that's it, that's it, come here. now shake hands, everything, calm down, everything is calm , calm, because yes. everything is everything. thank you , i wanted to give you a high five. you do you know where you bought this jacket? where where on tagansky row? you will return it yourself, you will return it there yourself. returning is the norm of the body

well, in conclusion, we have actually been friends for more than 20 years, yes, and we are like the five musketeers why, like ocean's five friends, we are like five little pigs like tsvetik five-colored? like i don’t know, like 5 fingers oh exactly. we are like five fingers, in general, our team is like five

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to be seen now the dagestan national team will be the first to take to the stage wow ladies and gentlemen the kvn team of the dagestan national team presents based on the film the gucci house the guchilaev house dagestan these days the house of the famous fashion designer yusuf guchilaev i have good news for you. we force lists rose from second place to first opa and who are you, we had the budget of the republic in first place , so let him know his place. neighbor, get

out of here, i still won’t tell you, like a brother, dad, kick him out of here. dad, where do we get so much money? and son, we sew our own branded clothes. what is the name of our brand? well, on mondays gucci is fine on tuesdays, but on wednesdays we wait for the most popular product. what kind of cop uniform? yes, we have problems: someone sews originals for our fakes. oh seriously concrete. we need to catch and punish these damn copyright holders, let's definitely go to a festive dinner first. salaam alaikum, father oh my visually unloved son fu, how glad i am to see you, father. i have good news. i

decided to get married. oh well done to all of me. i'm yours for years i also wanted to get married, but i had to stay with my mother. meet my girlfriend lady gagieva how did you meet? oh , it was a romantic date. well, we met with an accident. i was driving a range rover and found it on foot and everything from that moment on. wherever i go is always before my eyes. well then i’ll take it off the hood. this is how i took it off. we loved it, yes, we fell in love. so what does he do? your family, we trade in diamonds in nizhnyaya o , they turn out to be rogues. i will not allow you to talk about her in my presence. i went. wait, there won't be a wedding. oh well, then i i’m leaving seven, i created my own brand and we’ll be happy a year later. fashion house of omar

kuchilayev. he's a sad mastermind on the outskirts of makhachkala omar, are you training your fine motor skills? i'm looking for a hazbek costume. but if you don’t like it, i’ll sell it as a phone case. knock-knock-knock these are collectors, dear, don’t be afraid, i won’t hurt you, the freaks are his loser. it's not offensive. trust me, it's not offensive. you owe us 200 grand. what 200 pieces? i 200 rub. i took out microloans, microloans, and macrointerest. and now we will take away the most precious thing from you, but not my beloved one. let's take your sewing machine. maybe it ’s my favorite one after all, good luck sucker. damn, we were left without a brand, we were left in poverty. now hello.

what is your name, such a handsome omarov? i haven’t tried omar girl yet. i do not know you. wait a minute, what a long line you have, love begins. this is where the young man ends up in my bedroom. do you want me to hand-feed you or something, and you never ate before her. who are you talking to there? right there? damn no one, dear, because of this, the goal is some kind of hallucination. so we need urgently ran to my father a little later tom of yusuf's fashion heaps of live. he’s yusuf, why,

why is he just smart, even ours is rich. dad, forgive me, please, i won't do this again, please. forgive me for how long i waited. this day, my grandmother, i haven’t died for 140 years to guess how you will humiliate yourself. a-ha-ha-ha. goodbye well father, please accept us as a family, please no, get out of here. he is no longer your father. i'm not your father. listen to your neighbor. get out of here. so choose either her or the cool one life, my love, my yachts, villas, my love , my ferrari lamborghini, shakira's number, i understand, your love. wait, father, he says, continue, i’m telling you. i have

sad news for you. we need to break up. he was a generous, kind-hearted, generous man. you didn’t know each other, i never noticed how handsome he is and now i don’t notice. and i always knew that he was a goner. well, you can’t fool a mother’s heart. eh family i must do something good. i want. the fashion industry will bequeath everything to him. not alive at all. am i a fool or what?

during his lifetime, promise to bequeath all this to him. so yeah, someone got promoted. i see, you’re a stranger or something, they all had a cunning plan on everyone, of course, as if for their son. i'm happy, thank you. well, as a person, you are such a rotten omar, but now i have a brand and my love is my your love. again, we give it to the world and kicked it out yourself.

samara welcome lucky star. you and i live in an amazing time, a time when everything returns, both brands and people, but the main thing is the return of this year. this is, of course, the king group and that's what ripped off age age where it was time to leave

the gym so that sin would run away now i'm right yeah that is , you and i have such a different idea about the main return of the year. bravo bravo, guys, the church can be proud of you. why? well , can you imagine how many people have now turned on the tv and crossed themselves, what is this, in fact, this topic is popular among young people, why not wash. no, well

, it’s kind of a throwback to the soviet era that you have hedgehog playing in the fog. this is great, but the rest is the nightmare dim song of the king of the jester defined an era, to be honest. the era, to be honest, was defined by cheburashka. and why is cheburashka so huge here? and what are the fees for cheburashka? well, in general, he’s right, cheburashka overtook even the serf, and cheburashka overtook the serf, and where did these two characters run madly? i fucking have you ever been hit with your ears. so it’s not the wind, but people. that was something i didn’t hear.

don’t you understand that cheburashka is the most relevant character now? why is this because the time is now like this we need to talk less and listen better. in general, listen to me carefully, now go and get ready for a normal performance, yudina remains. i programmed you to have a song to fill the pause. well, i listened to the corporate party, i’m listening carefully, we were invited to one corporate party. there was a solid group of artists there and one stuck with me. well, let’s say there are two philips and they talked about how cool i am, and i love girls. i tell him straight out, you know, that i’ll buy a career in the show in business, and he tells me, well, stop it. you're a grown boy. san here. so what? is it over? why a concert? i

have dimka ready in moscow soon in a bright, youthful way, you’ll go blind, straight out youthful, the youth behind the scenes, they say, are straight up krinzhatina. that's cool, we'll probably see. all young girls are fans of boy bands, but our fans are no longer girls, and that’s why we wrote a song for older women. so meet the legends of korean pop music peak. you don’t sit, you don’t stand on social networks. you don't fly on nails to the sea on your face. i’m driving in niva with you and anyone would envy me, and you’re dreaming of a greenhouse. my self-tapping screws

and you’ll wear your son to school what he would just live you’re like this princess i sing eggs to everyone and i only want you, cutie, with whom we smell one and a half rubles and immediately there’s no one in my soul. you are the closest loved one oracle. services are one country. am i going to make everyone afraid of north korea, for whom i walked around uralmash yesterday, that’s who everyone should be afraid of? what have you uncovered for north korea? in general, are they like

younger brothers to us? why are they pushing communism after us? in general, our countries have a lot in common. what is he approximately? well for example, russia and north korea make good cars in neighboring countries. for example, i understood, i now have business . i have business as usual. as usual, yes, i live in samara and go fishing. why don't i call? but nothing bites here, we are glad that kvn has such a good connection. it's very nice to remember. everything that once happened to us, how we knew how to forgive everything, how we became best friends. let it be quiet on the mirage. let his life we ​​tell you that every sin grows in our soul? i'm scared

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gift for any family man is when he and his friends are released on vacation. so imagine yekaterinburg as the lobby of one of the hotels. this is our first time in 12 years. we went on vacation without my wife and children. we can do what we want, we can do whatever we want. definitely definitely without children. we can watch cartoons one time at a time. you don't understand. we can just throw away the phone and sleep hard like pigs. so you can wear jeans and have cookies in bed? right in bed she's fair

guys, we just forgot. how to rest lyokha , are you sleeping? yes? no, of course not, i just i learned to meditate in a one-room apartment with three children. my wife should especially go, where only to herself , no conversations about her life and children, of course. yes? okay, wan listen, i wanted to ask. and why did we go to yekaterinburg from all the cities to hang out and be wild? but they would n’t let you go to dubai, but i’ll screw you. no, of course not, but to ekaterinburg and ekaterinburg sounds like a city that you can let go of. listen guys, i told my wife that i flew to amsterdam, why to amsterdam? and what the vpn showed, that’s what i said. so guys, that's it drop your things, we'll meet in 15 minutes.

meet us here, ekaterinburg city of sins, right? it sounds doubtful, but let's try. dear masha, how did you get there? everything is fine, everything is fine. i could meet you. please forgive me, bunny. we just agreed with the boys that we are without wives. yes, you reported. ahh. yes, i'm good, honey. is there any way we can do this so they don't know you're here? okay, i'll go with dad just fine. i’ll go there with the guys. you're not offended, are you? then i'd rather stay with you. bone, they're your friends. yes what kind of friends are i, they even came without their wives, their family relationships are also unhealthy, not like you and i, right? go. and then it won’t

turn out that you couldn’t go. no, i mean, don't go. is everything okay bone one more question. you won't go anywhere at all. damn, where is everyone, and they are already 2 minutes late, and 2 minutes is 24 shots hello man, you are also a girl living in this hotel. im married. i'm just here on a business trip with someone else i'd like to spend a nice evening with. i'm telling you, i thought i was married. maybe i can treat you to some cognac? you what weight do you prefer or who will have a softer weight? well, i'm married. what are you repeating? i need to understand, i got it. and by the way,

my name is oksana, do you prefer cognac, and there will be something else, right? well, of course, you can have a lemon , you can have chocolate, chocolate is fine. only in the room in the room in the room. so, look, let's go to the room for 15 minutes, drink, cognac and consumption , my good plan, right? safe, and you have a shower, yes, and two dressing gowns. why two robes? woman what do you want? do you really not understand until the last question ? it was clear. okay, i’ll look for smarter game, and i told you that i bought an eternal hamster for my daughter , this doesn’t happen. they are dying. but this is if the child saw it, and if not, they live.

every time i buy a new one, he is now 13 years old. and the fact that the dawn color of the eyes and gender is different, she doesn’t notice at all. he was even a fish for a month. in short, i came up with everything. yes, i have a familiar guide. he will show us the other side of yekaterinburg like conductor conductor - these are the guys howdy guys? and we are sure that we need the other side ekaterinburg will show. believe me, you will like it, i’m 27. in short, there are two programs, the first is light, we go to one guy, we take something, then we go to another guy and give him parts, because if you’re not used to it,

you can be like me in an hour, we ’ll have 45 minutes there we fight hard, then we go to one of our buddies, we take away the key and we break into the hut. everything is already ready there. and then how it goes. and how can it go from experience, maybe in different ways, the main thing is not to go to egor well, there is also the hart program, let’s go straight to egor, i don’t know who this egor is, but i already love egor we drove great. let me write down your blood types. oh. excuse me, why do i need a blood type , just in case? i have the second, i have the first, i have the same one. third sorry, but i don’t remember mine, so then you can’t go to yegor. yes, it is possible and necessary. yegor, are you guys? i probably

won't go anywhere. i have children. oh, you already have children, then you can safely go. you left someone behind anyway. young man, we'll think about it later. okay , call me if anything happens, egor knows how to wait. oh, the accident has already been restored. have you forgotten yegor's passport? and call your pants if anything happens tough type of guys, in short, okay, we really won’t waste time on moving , we won’t rest, right here in the hotel, bone you have a luxury yes, i have a luxury suite let’s stay with you, i can’t. why do you know this from me? uh, is that a woman you have there? yes, i have a woman there.

it seems testosterone has boiled in the bones. well, this is ekb in short guys, then we’ll all relax, right here in the lobby. so i'm going to the store, who should take what? take me mash hello gingerbread cookies and garlic croutons. who did you say hello to? the brute is a wife, but you better take the chips with crab. have you come with your wife? kostya, you and i agreed. with my wife yes

dear, i don’t know why. kostya came with his wife. well, we agreed bijom. i swear to myself. yes i do i swear to you. i don’t know, guys, that’s it, i need to fly away urgently. fine? i didn't take the suitcase apart. where are you going? i don't understand at all. why are you so calm in kostya’s room, woman? now, this is the king of the door. they're going to fight there now. everyone there understands what kostya has done. and yes, guys , i’ll explain everything now, this one cannot be explained. it’s just that there is severe force majeure there. i must i was flying alone, but then suddenly it turned out that i was henpecked. kostya, you ruined everything, you ruined the whole holiday. you understand? yes, good, well, why are you yelling, think about it, the guy brought his wife with him on vacation. what's wrong with this? why are you defending him? did you come with your wife too? about? and you. what can you see from me?

vova, she is my best friend. guys, what are you doing? i don’t know why, they all came with their wives. we really agreed. why immediately cursed? tolya well, it’s true, i swear, i don’t know, i swear to you on my knees. i swear i'm on knees. that's all guys. i urgently need to die in a suitcase, bury me right in it , pick it up first in the evening, assistant. okay guys. okay, okay, stop. let's already admit that we have forgotten how to relax without our wives. we can’t even play kvn without them. but our wives are now sitting in this hall, and we would like to invite our children and ours to this stage.

love life is not so simple. i do not know why. they didn't put you in the hall. we just came up with this ending yesterday, and i fell for it. well there was no ticket fields, everything is fine. olya is also in the hall. olya, please come to us, you have chosen to forgive everything. you are empty dreams. even though we have become desperate and our love brings us life. so simple a judge. in front of you

stands a large family, sportivnaya station 12 years old. and what about this tour filming the city ? we all already have children and kvn has always been there. he may have won unfavorably in the finals, but he was right. they say that then the medals really faded, but that was forever. go. a flawless ending, children and wives were just missing little animals. although they were talking about a hamster, dear members, it’s time for the jury to evaluate the homework maximum score of five points in the order of performance

the teams of dagestan were the first to go on stage four four five four four in the next assessments juice, samara 4 5 and sportivnaya moscow station all judges total sum for two competition, the dagestan team nine points juice, samara 9.8 points and sportivnaya station leader 10 points exactly the kvn team sportivnaya station thanks for the love and patience of its impeccable wives and talented children's parents for not leading us astray during the search for ourselves personally artistic director vera sborovskaya

for instilling in us a love of pure , bright humor. thank you to our fans for their loyalty and portraits of screamers. thanks to the kvn sok team for giving us the opportunity to take it today. revenge and, of course, alexander vasilyevich maslyakov for once believing in us and inviting us to this game, thanks to which we learned to create, love, appreciate and give. you weren't recommended. you helped my friend a lot. excuse me, who are you? i'm your wife's lawyer funny. we have a new case, they say you never lose. this is true.

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, i know that i will call myself. it’s profitable for you to download the sbp application, pay in one tap and get 3% cashback in feed hello everyone. great. it's great that we have olivia colman. she is my maid. she’s not fired, i’ll make her into a film, yurga, i’m sure you’ll soon be there. the premiere is on friday at the first final music competition or the one song competition, which is usually the shortest, but very often it happened that it was this short competition that decided the outcome of the game, how everything will be today, we’ll find out, or rather, we’ll hear right now, the kvn team begins

. sportivnaya station moscow this year marks the 15th anniversary of our beloved loader songs. but over the years, a lot has changed and new technologies have appeared. and the characters have obviously changed too. so the music of the seventies, the costumes of the eighties, the guys of the nineties, the performance is still optimistic. i studied at the age of 8 to become an economist and made my first million. i would have made money quickly, but i heard that it was bitcoin. this is a

fashionable feature of all finances. i invested. guess who i am today, i’m a loader, a rich man, in short, it’s not clear where the millionaire is. he really wants to be involved in cryptocurrency, he needs to get into it as soon as possible. i graduated from physics, but i worked as a loader and scientific mindset. it was of no use to me then ; i became a vegan, protein-free food, and now i eat salads. guess who i am, a weak loader, my biceps are very thin and weak. the loader only carries cardboard, if the loader is vegan, he must lift loads, large masses can kill.

as a senior loader, i was strong and handsome, but one day i took the initiative and suggested introducing an innovation without thinking and introduced robots. guess who i am without a job, a former senior loader stops the loader running. if you're out of work, you don't want to get better do not offer anything to management. i was an ordinary chick with no education, but one day i took a course of self-knowledge, astrology courses, intensive courses, fortune-telling lectures on the chakra, guess

who i am, not an astrologer or a telepath. just a chick for someone's money. the main thing is beautiful underwear. well, her husband is hardly her loader there. friends, ah, to be honest, after 12 years , it was not so easy to return to kvn, but it’s great, because only in kvn can the general producer of the federal channel tv-3 pretend that he plays very cool double bass, dear friends. now let's sing our favorite song together : loader, let's go. further, if it weren’t for

people coming to me. guys, let's be honest. we will never play kvn again. well, i probably need to say something, it’s not necessary. this is the last 10 seconds in kvn so let's just enjoy this moment.

musical competition national team of dagestan welcome to the stage to applause friends, we played kvn 8 years ago and represented the whole republic, our fellow countrymen were proud of us, but sometimes this happened.

it was difficult for us. to imagine dagestan in kovyn it was necessary to play. then the zayur earth composition. anyone outside dagestan will tell you. what kind of blood? in makhachkala, i hear from all sides, when my father found out that i was playing in kvn , he forced me to play all the games at once. so we reached the final, i remember when i put on a dress for the first time, then everyone began to strongly condemn me, and then i started playing kvn. and

then it started to happen in the team that i played all the most dangerous roles. and in dagestan , a stuntman lived instead of me. one day i was walking down the street and someone spat in my back. i turned around to look. he recognized me. and he spat again. what is this? as i understand it, you are proposing to dance lezginka, of course. well, in kvn, lezginka has long been bad manners. that

kvn friends are the only club where we dagestanis can dance lezginka and no one will kick us out. so we will leave on our own. and we will leave this here forever in kvn

after the game after the game, come ask, now take it your national team of dagestan thank you this is where everything depends on us . the kvn sok team thanks the ski resort complex juice for help in preparing for the game ski complex juice happiness, when everything is nearby in a few seconds the scene was transformed beyond recognition. i think it will be something amazing on the sok stage, samara today is the 10th anniversary of the last game

of the kvn sok team. as you understand, you can’t say goodbye to kvn, you can only say goodbye, the coinsock team presents a musical finale based on the film mary poppins goodbye. well , of course, why do you have a temple painted on your back then? what a bad boy will? well, the wind has changed and

it’s time for mary poppins to say, goodbye. goodbye. dima we're leaving too. i didn’t understand mrs. banks, why not according to the script? and, because in dima’s life not everything goes according to the script. i’m telling you this as a person with one kidney. sasha , as a person with three kidneys, i understand you perfectly. why, in the middle of the performance, dim , it’s seriously time to close the door to kvn. yes, as my grandfather said, if one door closes, then another opens, your philosopher grandfather. no , he assembles cars at avtovaz. you then why did you come anyway? ilya what did you come for? here? listen, well, i don’t know myself, they called me and said hall 4,000. to be honest, i thought it needed to be plastered. well, there you go , well, you and i are like a family, and in a family there are freaks, well, goodbye. mary poppins, nothing

has changed, she kept pulling the blanket over herself. now he insults me all the time. come on, insult him, he also has all the text and daily allowance. so why are you here again? well, of course, i’m telling you, you can’t just leave kvn. and why do we need so many did we go together so much in connection? well , we saw each other naked and insane. yes, morning, of course today was not very good. but we wanted to return home from kvn, you can return anywhere. do you want to go home? do you want to go back to the past? look, these are not just children. before you chose kvn, go and talk. well, hello my dears. yes , i’m not for you. tell me, i bought myself a cherry

nine, oh yes, the injector is front-wheel drive , electric windows and we indicate the extenders on the injection, the class has never been used which i won’t change, unfortunately. so romka , first of all, don’t lean on rastishka, secondly , secondly, don’t let anyone offend you. that’s how you put yourself and it will be understood. i'm finishing everything. with natasha koroleva, by the way, well, now, probably, right? so tell me, how are

things at home? i look at the muscovite cheburashka, you won’t believe it. we have the same thing now . dim where are you little? well, let's go for a ride on the carousel and hand over the money? i told you i would find you. well, guys, how do you like carousel dim of course, kvn this is a great attraction, but it’s time for us to move on from it climb down, and the time has come for you to climb on it. good luck. everything that happened many years ago.

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, my friends. welcome to yekaterinburg , the best city on earth . you won’t see such kind spectators anywhere else. it’s very nice to see you all on this stage. we haven't met for a long time. it's really mine favorite soc teams, simply brilliant, guys. thank you for coming back. dima is simply gorgeous in any way. i hope someday you will take this place. well, move over to the wonderful handsome guys who came from moscow, the dagestan team