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he says, so let's start with andrey rozhkov . my friends, welcome to yekaterinburg , the best city on earth . you will not see such kind spectators anywhere else. it’s very nice to see you all on this stage. we haven't met for a long time. these are truly my favorite juice teams, they are simply brilliant, guys. thank you for coming back. dima is simply gorgeous in any way. i hope someday you will take this place. well, move over to the wonderful handsome guys who came from moscow, the dagestan team. where else can you
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see stylish dagestanis who sing non -peasant songs only in kvn friends, thank you friends. well, guys, you and i played kvn. since then, you have simply been in my heart, the sportivnaya station. thank you for the humor, for the humor that we love, thank you all. this is exactly the kvn that we love, good old quality kvn. and finally. come to us again without your wives. i’ll introduce you to egor edgard zapashny hello, i
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woke up today. in the morning i looked out the window and caught myself thinking. how wonderful you are how beautiful the city has become, how it has changed so much, so uh, brothers. uh, sportivnaya station, you said you were going to rest here. can i contact you? here's to the country, friends? come to yekaterinburg with your whole family and relax here. it is very, very difficult to give final grades now. it’s kind of sad, at the end it became so many times. you all said goodbye. i really don’t want any of you to leave kvn, guys, the sportivnaya station said, we will never play in kvn , one of the participants even cried, it was obvious.
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friends, take them to uralmash and let them in, they will explain that they cannot leave kvn. see how much you are loved. sok, samara thank you so much dagestan are simply beautiful sports station thank you for being here with your families. it’s wonderful. thanks to kvn vadim galygin good evening well, first of all, i would like to note the unprecedented atmosphere of this spectator of this hall, because the spectator of yekaterinburg is the warmest spectator. and that's not a compliment, it's really, really true. give yourself a round of applause, friends. this
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simply incredible energy. as for the teams, without saying too much, today there was such a real parade of emotions. today, everything was saturated with such nostalgia, today. it was a real alumni meeting. and although there were jokes there, that usually it somehow happens differently from everyone else. it’s somehow considered that nothing bad happened to anyone. you are just as incredibly cool, funny and not afraid to be somehow ridiculous. in general, do real kvn today. well, uh i was especially pleased that i didn’t seem to know all the guys, but today here are all these baby sharks that i didn’t know before. we know each other now guys. of course, despite the fact that this is an evening of graduation. i saw an element of struggle today. and especially. this video shows how he feels so free and imposing. those who are already champions in this and he, by the way, laughed at some jokes, but
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which i didn’t understand all of, for example, he was so excited about uralmash in the gulf. what was wrong with that? then i wanted to say that today is kvn was not only funny, but also very touching, and sportivnaya station, thank you very much for bringing your wives out. then the dagestan national team and i was honestly very moved when you started dancing lezginka and left your soul here. you are a little bit the main soul. take it so you don’t leave here soulless. here, and of course, sok ski resort, and thank you very much for bringing the sok team here, kvn be it. i'm just great. sergey
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sergeevich zhilin uh, dear friends, i want to admit that i now have among graduates have a favorite artist. dima is you. coaching, not just atas, goes or comes as a coach. he also came in, guys, sportivnaya station starts somehow from afar. so gradually, then suddenly there is a sharp staged turn and the blow of the climax. but as for you guys, you had some kind of easy, good performance at the very beginning and ended it. it’s just as easy and kind with great strength. thank you very much, dear friends, dear members of the jury. well, now we have to determine the ratings for the winners, station sports moscow all judges 5 points
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dagestan team all judges five points and juice, samara all judges five points total current of the game dagestan team 14 points juice samara 14.8 points and sportivnaya station 15 points exactly they become winners. tinkoff bank presents the winning team with a tinkoff black sumy card 400,000 rubles. the tinkoff black card
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is a cashback for purchases with real money , a simple payment for purchases by phone number and a convenient application. dear friends, to your applause, i want to say that today’s the alumni meeting ends, but kvn goes on as always. then it continues and is confident. this will last forever until we meet again. happily. bye.
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free interpretation inspired by true events on march 31, 1889
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, i award you the order of an honorary citizen of the united states say insulated. yes, they are waiting, everything is ready. we'll find out in 15 minutes. four supports 4 6 8 looks scary, we calculated we can lift it 200 meters, the obelisk in washington is only 169 competitions, who is taller and the whole country. our profile projects
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are useful, democratic and durable. thank you everyone and thank you. thank you. find out about the metro city hall of the government of others, you need to get closer to the minister of trade. and how are you going to do this? here look. antuand we studied together at sandrami. look now he is a journalist and is close friends with the minister. we need him. you know each other well. that is, you were friends. we already have a taste for girls and alcohol was prescribed directly in the antanata, please, prepare his girls. no with the girls. we were walking, i will organize the meeting perfectly. well, the results are encouraging : 11,950 kg. maybe he asked for 20 mm and came back perfect for the original. we'll have a drink before we meet, whatever's
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convenient, i'll rock it. i'm angry with all the crews. consider the rest of the hard workers in place. how will they get there? i missed you. ahh. the last one. my head hurts. let the new guy bring it, let's talk. yes, i know, i understand you want to marry, but i still don’t understand who.
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what is he worth? new guy so give me some bicarbonate of water. you said, if i fall in love with someone, to check, we saved time, this is a trap it works. so you have to cognac. let's have a drink or something, what do you want? speak for the new guy and madame new.
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put it down, kids, let's go. thank you she would love it.
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anton said, you may have ideas for the competition, many ideas about the metro. who needs the metro? after the defeat of the sedan, france needs something as powerful. how did you make the americans the statue of liberty? what is the magnificence and the author of the prototype, mr. minister? yes, but she wouldn't be standing without you. and i agree with the mission, ministers need to think more broadly. more daringly, forget your metro, your monument will become a historical event for france. that's what i'm from i’m waiting for you with a granite column, to be honest, it’s depressing that we need more, this is a tower in the past. 300 meters of metal entirely made of metal
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so that everyone can contemplate it bourgeois and working noble families and ordinary people all together, regardless of class. this is a wonderfully modern project. that's what we need. warn he was always so unpredictable.
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i hoped not to see you again.
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what are you doing here? did you sleep here?
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how's that? we will implement the project. what's wrong with you? it will be 300 meters.
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and you're here like wow. you're suddenly everywhere straightaway. yes, i’m just sitting locked up and decided to clear my head. i really live over there, right? i don’t know, let’s go have a drink. ok.
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amazing woman excuse me, i'll sit down for a minute. beautiful house, thank you.
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i'm lost. you are crazy to say, the palace is for me, this is a terrible wastefulness, now there is a war. we won. not yet. i didn’t even know, i’ll be glad if there’s a place for me, i need a friend here. i heard the word, fat anna koroleva is an extraordinary person. although you can’t see it right away, beautiful,
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stop laughing at me, you’re funny prank, really, go back to the kitchen to wash the dishes, because i'm a treacherous creature, your victim is academy award winner for best actress, olivia colman. she is my maid. she is not fired, i will make a favorite on friday on the first allow yourself more every month , return 2.5% of the rate with sber bonuses thank you , hurry up to apply for a loan with increased cashback. get a better deal with prime. key
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give me more water. you weren’t supposed to jump. you need more trees and even wider forests. we wouldn't fall into the water. i've said 100 times i have a budget. and i and i need my people. did he die? so stop twisting your clothes, it wasn’t enough
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for you to get sick. no, but this is an urgent problem. okay, here you go. i just don't start again. i ask, i do so ok, but this is prohibited. i came about
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the forests of forests, yes bridge settings. who are you , eife, glad to meet you in the morning, everyone says, but we don’t have enough wood materials. much more is needed. no. no, it is needed now. true stay with us for dinner, peacefully at the table, let's discuss. no, they will stop george with us, it’s still interesting. i don't need lunch, just a tree. what a heroic act to jump into corona in such a current they say he didn’t get mixed up for a second? everyone seems to know except me. tell us on
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site, narrow decking, my worker fell into the water, your worker. yes i am the engineer responsible for the construction of the bridge. i saw it was just a miracle, but in my opinion, it was nonsense. it's very modern. besides, it's the mayor's choice. what a big project for an aspiring engineer. this is not my personal project developed a revolutionary method of construction with hydraulics. this is a simple system that allows you to reliably install supports in the river bed and ensure the stability of the structure, even from light metal. such an engineer and build anything, not anything anything, but a lot and where did you learn to swim at sanbert college? what did you teach? i was preparing for polytechnic, but they took me to central school. to be honest, the first aid test
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failed. my partner choked. they marked the jump, my straight arms took me. it's funny now you're definitely the hero of the day. here the man fell. we really need more wood. you too can become a hero. they are so strange, you can’t even imagine. yeah, that you don’t
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set me up, someone has to work. come to my birthday. there will be a lot of wood and metal, i promise. became the device then yes, why not have a nice day ivan i was. when did you save him?
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go.
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sorry.
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who wants vanilla ice cream? i like ice cream and it's unpleasant for you. keep this thank you. practical guide to
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construction a wonderful gift like you like me special happy birthday
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come in. sit down no thanks.
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why did you come? then on my birthday i misunderstood you, i'm very sorry. no, that is, yes, in general, it’s true that you’re laughing, i’m not laughing. very cute listen, you will have another birthday. you will also invite him to play. you will stay. so, what do you think? i don't want to play.
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what are you up to? game shki
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forgive me.
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promised him. i'm just a man with a big idea. and i only ask you to wait for me to take it out. this tower is not a person's glory or reputation. this is paris. its shining place in the world, maybe even its soul. imagine a tower reaching into the sky, attracting the eye. this is a challenge to gravity, the forces of nature and humanity itself. this tower will become a new symbol
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for a nation recovering from the blood of tears. aren’t you afraid, what is a mastodon, get away from the tourists from paris, thousands will come on the contrary tourists from europe and the new world. in addition , you can crop and even dance on the tower, and how do you solve the problem with the soil so close to xenia, your miracle will collapse and endanger the entire area. at the beginning of my career 20 years ago in bardo, while constructing a bridge, i encountered the same problem, then we came up with caissons with compressed air. yes, we examined the soil from the side of the military school. there are no solid problems, but on the sena side you are right. this is an old river bed, there is mud, the soil is soft, there is no solid support. we install a support and here is a caisson comes into play. look
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, as we dig deeper, when we dig, the water tends to rise, taking into account that all parts of the tower will be made here in the factory in the left, if the tower consists of many parts. how can you ensure a reliable connection of four supports at a height oh oh, a three-meter guillotine as a symbol of the republic should have been thought of. military hospital not bad
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ladies and gentlemen after the presentation, a member of the jury became various projects of the participants in the competition for the world exhibition and carefully you after studying them, yuria made her choice, supporting the three-hundred-meter tower by nine votes to four. this is your victory. only thanks to you, our company received such a unique chance, we
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will do something that no one has ever dared to do. your children will proudly talk about you and this line. we will build a dream together. with us. how many thousands of people do i need? i need the best installers, besides them a general worker and calibrators, at least i need those who are not afraid of heights, this is the main requirement. come on, where is let there be four? they will recheck the calculation from the polytechnic from the central mining school of bridges. and so that without surprises, a life-size model of each detail and a mock-up one come to us in our studio, it is better to solve the problems here and now. and the main priority is the safety of falling tools, wind, cold, not one worker should die, everything was understood in advance.
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how many other projects do you have? congratulations, we are convinced that everything will work out. it's high time for an update soon.
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i missed.
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excess pressure stay here. everything water comes to me i
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know, but there is no need to exaggerate. after all, we are not digging graves here, so we can go up, of course here, let’s go and disperse. take off the light bulb, we're going. thank you, guys. and go upstairs. excursion great bravo bravo great great, well done.
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fire lantern wart on paris i'm not popular. well, the townspeople are demanding that the work be installed and everything that we have already
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built demolished; nothing will stand; they made a list of shortcomings and did the math. how many deaths will the fall of the tower cause? we will publish pictures of the progress of the work, this will calm them down. drawings of the anchors need to be finished, get back to me soon, did he have a blow job, the workers require a raise oh no. it's impossible not to threaten the strike is said to be dangerous at height. i warned that it would happen, but the point is to know another video of the most nervous ones, we leave below, do not forget the conditions of the city council for 20 days, we simply dismantle everything about how the vatican is now against us. this is rather pleasing . the pope said that because of its height, this tower will humiliate cathedral, notes they would say thank you we bring them closer to god that you don’t understand that the whole city is against us among the intelligentsia even entering. agent, what did they come up with there, engineers cannot make beautiful sections reliably. but this is how they do something. shouldn't he be the one doing all this advertising and reputation up to the ground floor? we pay out of our own pocket. so what should i do to stall for time?
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there is no anger of local residents against the eiffel tower, thank you
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eiffel demon over paris the problem is that the tower scares everyone. you 're scaring even the workers, they're afraid, so everyone's talking about me, it turned out to be the press. we need to fix this. if the press is with me, naruto is a technician and the banks will cooperate, we must complete the construction. and if not, it will be possible not to wait , it can’t be, it can’t be. what is this? not
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i understand this. she was with me for the first time , before there were no problems. i hope you can crank the starter please. yes, go ahead
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. i want to congratulate you now while you are not busy . the beautiful bridge is a complete success. thank you. we need time to take a good photo. soon everyone will have their choice ready. wait. we need to wait for the burzhenians without them. she’s gone, she’s gone, she’s gone, i don’t understand. you
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didn't understand from the very beginning. she led you like she did others. she doesn't want to get married anymore. do not believe the house. that's it, get out of here.
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want to be involved in your fiasco. you think too broadly too boldly. you are talking too much. why did you even see what my tower would be like? we conducted serious scientific research and provided that there would be no houses above the first floor. there would be no cathedrals in europe. this is funny. i have the best team, advanced materials and experience, recognized all over the world, what confuses us is not the reliability of your construction or its orientation over time. great in that case, please proceed to close my accounts. what accounts are all my personal accounts of the company and branches?
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gentlemen, see you on opening day. we can't make ends meet on council subsidies alone. paris i know for you that i am your financial director, in case you forgot, you will not be investing personal funds. we'll have to mortgage the house to the company. patents i won't stop. if i have to, i’ll go into debt, you know? no, i don't understand. they are making fun of us. yes? i was paid not a penny of what was promised. now this too, look what the eiffel company now faces with an order. if we don’t finish the first floor in 2 months, we can close down. he is right. he right yes, that's all true. we cannot increase
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the payment yet, but we will reach the first floor not in 2 months, but in 2 weeks, and how you are going to do this will be on tap. at each aphora, we will install them on the rails for future elevators to work for two weeks. what a joy it was for us to get involved in this project together? today i really don’t have any money, but i will find it. how did security think about this? they believed the danger, the first floor was built, and i will double it. your salary will go. it is for france , but not only for you and me. we started it together build and we will finish together.
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melt down. give come on felix carefully. 3 cm is missing.
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wait. press, can you hear me? three degrees three degrees
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give me some money it's all right.
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now it will grow by 20 m per month , you continue to do well.
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are you looking at her? just like on women.
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i'll talk to him. i wanted to say it here.
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say something anton
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why didn't you tell me when we met? there will be a scandal, you thought about it. i don’t care about the scandal, right? and to him he loves me. i don't like it , i became needed. and this is the tower. council is preparing
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vote to pay him not after finishing the first floor, as planned, but after the second and because they don’t listen to me? he sees you in the trash that i dug up. i can bury him. you understood? look, how happy they are that i
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i married adrian while she was in the hospital. literally broken in half, she
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was alone. even her parents abandoned her. i, of course, i’m not building any towers or bridges. but i loved her. i love you in the evening we will leave paris what will you sacrifice
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today we are replacing all the bolts with rivets. please

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