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[000:00:00;00] i will not celebrate my anniversary, i will celebrate the anniversary of the theater, because for me there is no fifty, i have 10 years of the moscowskorensky theater, kristina levieva, olga kovalenko, sofya yatsko and kristina neznanova, channel one, for the anniversary of sergei bezrukov at the first premiere a documentary film whose heart beats louder, how a national artist manages to live and work at a frantic pace, from which images and ideas for new performances are born, watch the film on our channel on saturday. at 16:10, well, right now the retro detective bison is the case of a fashion model, anniversary in the title role, cc, but she didn’t
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bring rowling, no, zhorzhik, you’re buying me a cow, well, how much do you want for it? 700, rubles , of course, mother, you’re crazy, here the line is crooked, here the lei is suspicious, 500, i ’m an example, go to the kitchen. come on, whatever i didn’t see there, come on, come on, well, your mother is really out of her mind, george will sell you clothes for two prices, i’ll give you the money in a week. zoy, just take it , no, dear, friendship is friendship, but
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you know the money yourself, zhorzhik, it’s dealt with, right? keep 700 divine price, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, but you’re for you take everything for pennies, zhor, you need to get your profile into life on this hill, then push yourself, okay, i ’ll call montana now, you’re a bastard, little zone, spend some money, a police officer. skins, life will seem the other way around to you, let's drink to those who are in the moor, to those who are in the moor, no one drinks, let's drink to those who are in the moor, to those who in the moura no one beats, but for the neighboring one there’s company at the table, and
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there’s fun at the next table, she pays zero attention to me, her neighbor is bullying her yesenina, spend a day in police clothing, life will seem to you on the contrary, let's drink to those who are in the moor, to those who no one drinks in the moura, hello, city dwellers, do i live here? here is the second room, why are you sitting here? witty, by the door, uh-huh, montana, a package from a junkie, he's dead or
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something, come on with your hands, okay, montana , alive, a junkie, he's high, he's high, a whole laboratory, yes, that's it, let's call the pestilence, them here, it looks like it’s time for us to have a carriage here, comrade, i woke up, no, look, look , wow, it’s just like a load of stock, uh-huh, kostya, come here people, comrades attesting witnesses, in your presence, the refrigerator is inspected, jeans are found with foreign labels, presumably of western origin,
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what bitches, huh? kostya, count the number and write it down in the protocol, get up, want to tell me some jokes about your hedgehog? hedgehog, the hedgehog is coming to the police on the next hamster, i'm already saying, hamster, hamster, look at my new jeans , the hamster replies, montana, where did you get the jeans, the hamster replies, no, i'm asking you, and the hamster, tell me about the jeans , i’ll tell you what the hamster answered, i’ll take kent, kent’s name is kent, how do you contact him, i call, he is the goods. i'm a loot, which one is kent? kent, kent, what the hell did the hamster say, but the truth
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is, the hamster said, the hamster said, the hedgehog is rescued. okay, except, colleagues, as soon as he arrives, i’ll find out kinta’s name, let him call him, say he needs a new product, make an appointment. and if montana doesn’t say anything when he gets sick, he wants to again, he’ll sell his homeland for the thrill, i can hang montana on the gene, and i’d still be catching up , but now let’s go to the garden, although that’s right, let’s graze there, only for the benefit of business, understand? that's right, better, the boxer
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will knock everything out of him, me! hello, we were pulled out of mitrov, can you imagine, birkin called in the middle of the show, we were quickly shoved onto a bus, and then for another 3 hours we walked in front of the important women, of course, the capital women are more important than the dmitrovskys, well, yes, let’s go to you, don’t be alarmed, it’s a mess there, well, i had no doubt, thank you, what? over my head, you said something, i say, the hot water is turned off until tomorrow, there’s an accident at the entrance, and it ’s the basins again, i’m tired of the power, christina,
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the main thing is there’s cold water, and gas, we’ll break through. yes, there are still hot keys, turn them on, i’ll go
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to the stairwell and check, light, light, there ’s no light there either, no matter what. i’ve had this kind of nonsense since childhood, i remember. the siren is howling, my mother is dressing me to take me to the bomb shelter, but we didn’t have time to get on the wing,
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the noise is terrible, then silence, and complete darkness, i call mom, mom. she’s no longer breathing, i sat with her like this for three days in complete darkness, holding her hand. then, when the rubble was cleared, it seemed that she was immediately killed, then they identified me as my grandfather, but the fear of the dark remained, well, they cured me, i remember, the doctor from the germans, by the way, german frantsch, from the povod germans, and the departure, everything passed, and a year ago, when my wife and i turned over in the car, the truck drove into us. again it all started like crazy,
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i’m not afraid of anything in this life, i’m afraid of the dark, this is such nonsense, oh, and that’s why i don’t turn on the light anywhere,
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listen to me, please. just go after him carefully. new revelation from vavan and lexus.
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today we have the minister of foreign affairs of denmark and the prime minister of spain. secret plans of europe to divide ukraine, an exchange is expected ukrainian territory to ensure national security. and the desire of the united states to get the uranium box of africa. our approach is to maintain a presence in the sahel region. a cia operation is being prepared to eliminate those people who have now come to power in niger. beautiful, charming, always young elena broklova is celebrating
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her anniversary in our studio today. larisa ivanovna. i love my numbers, 70 years old and a wonderful age. i canceled my anniversary. i never thought that an anniversary could have such an impact on a person. he forces sum up some results, outline new plans. and with you in the studio is a promoter of a healthy sexual lifestyle. helen, good health. ex-husband, so beautiful, lena watch him, when she can’t get up, her leg is broken, she has a stroke, and the viewer is waiting, she gets up and walks, i still don’t have gray hair, i can lend it to you, no one has ever given me flowers , this is not some kind of ring, this is a pepper, this is a million, this is a pepper, you know, we have a stewardess costume. this is
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exactly the same suit. hello, larisa ivanovna, i want it on saturday, on the first day. i am northern odmurtka, zhenya is southern. in an udmurd wedding, they always brought honey. the main decoration of the udmurd table is the goose. symbol of prosperity. if you find the ring, then you will be the bride. come on, choose. we have a chest. but we won’t just give it to you. well, are you ready for real rock roll? oh , that it was possible, and then the producer will tell you, we’re playing a wedding, and you’re still at outgurtsky,
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we’re playing a wedding, our premiere is on sunday at the first. russian grand prix, live broadcast. on the weekend at the first, let's see, it will be very interesting, love figure skating, adore figure skating, appreciate figure skating, beson, comrade major, montanov met with the supplier, guess where this kent went then, your mother
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gen is in proletius, don’t delay whoa, the factory is a red proletarian, where belyasov is the director, interesting, i already found out,
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the technologist brought the jeans to montana. maybe someone wants to say something, tom, tom, valentina. here in the model house, she passed a long way from a simple fashion model to the trade union forum of the central children's movement, but she was not just a trade unionist, valentina petrovna, i am not afraid of this word, was like a mother to us, each of us could come to share our joys and
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sorrows with her, it is known who wanted to share what with her what did i say, how worried she was. yes, the quardela is walking her new black suit, but she’s already tired of the death of the new one, and it’s behind her ass out of habit, but quieter, and the dead are either good or nothing, and the dead are either good or nothing but the truth, actually.
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14:15, left the factory, let's go. 14:35 i went to the grocery store, almost half an hour has passed, it’s taking a long time, i’ll go and have a look, no, that’s it. citizen,
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where is the man in the representative office? yes, i went into the yard. damn, we'll miss her, i'll miss her. her attraction, her responsibility , no matter what anyone says, her severity, yes, valentina was stern, but fair, sorry, but they didn’t see zoya zhelinskaya,
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look in the rattle. well, you'll ruin your whole hairstyle, sorry. and why aren’t you with everyone? i hate to pretend to look mournful , i’m on business, yeah, you see, you’re businesslike, yes, well, tell me, my business-minded one, why did you know that nekanura had an abortion, you knew, in june somewhere, i told her at my doctor’s house. in june, that means, uh-huh, wait, what, well, or in july
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, i don’t remember exactly, you have your own doctor, well, there is something that confuses you, but no, it’s just, you’re still just a girl. wait a minute, what else am i? well, i didn’t think that you, you know, that zuev, thinking is not your thing at all, no , well, you need some kind of correct hope of komsomo, i don’t blame you for that, i just, and you judge, you call your kirill andreevich, call him here and organize a meeting, just like zhelinskaya... or maybe the devil is nice to her now, well, what difference does it make who strangled her whore, that’s it, that
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’s enough, stop, please, why are you doing this, i ’m i was surprised without any moral assessment, you started it, you just don’t look like the contingent, what kind of petty cop idiot are you? do you want me to leave, fine, i'll leave, no. think what you want, but i
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love you, i love you, even though you are hysterical, you yourself are hysterical, promise me that if you get pregnant from me, you will not have an abortion, promise, listen, i, in turn, will promise that i will be there and will do everything possible to be
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a good father, olesh, you idiot! let's,
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let's talk later, not here. you're like boriska, i've been sitting here for 2 hours, relax, damn it, take a deep breath, the air of freedom, wash it down with colvados, it's cognac, that's right, damn the difference, listen, i wanted to talk about the manuscript, i decided to take up the pen, well done, what a pen, i’m from your... manuscript, we’ll talk about mine tomorrow morning, okay, but now, go for a walk, two hours, maybe three, a lady is coming to see me will come, you know, to give you money, borya, paris is the city of love, everything is much simpler here,
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don’t be shy, live, damn it. for me, a photograph of carpenters is a sign of equality, if you were caught in the lens of valery plotnikov, then you were automatically ranked as a celestial, he takes very beautiful photographs in an aesthetic
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sense, only this piece of tiled floor reminds of the past, when he photographed... sotssky in seventy-five and opened the nasezh window. volodya sang here. a handsome young man comes in and says: let's go, i'll shoot you on the cover of a magazine. the car is slowing down. excuse me, please, i'm on my way to boyarsky's shoot . what boyarsky, i open the trunk lid like this, misha boyatsky is sitting there, who said: “hello.” he has the worst character. i come up and say: hello, terrible valery fedorovich, he says, me or valery or fedorovich? and then i was simply blown away. when. svetka appeared, he became kinder, began to smile sometimes, react to humor, he himself has no humor
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completely, sveta breathed into him the components of humanity, on the occasion of valery plotnikov’s eightieth birthday, tomorrow on the first day, yes, i will steal, if theft is on you, to the soul of sight, sometimes you wonder, besides your loved ones, friends, children, does anyone else need you, for an actor, this is the viewer, your roles influence the viewer, in order to do something, you need to be either desperate from birth, or for circumstances to become desperate, but this may be the most important piece, for me emotions arise in which instantly, it’s simply absent it's a feeling of fear, check it out please, are the seat belts fastened correctly or not, is theater necessary for an artist, life? necessary, because professional growth occurs in the theater, i built the moskovensky theater in the image of a snuff box , i will not get out of the budget, this is the very theater that i love very much, i love conventional theater, a year ago vladimir sergeevich the kid suggested that i take courses, sit down at my desk again, talk about it again, i need to move on, i need to develop, every time with a sinking heart, thank you for, it means
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this is fate, it means this is how i’m leading along life. so it’s necessary, for the anniversary of sergei bezrukov, the premiere of the documentary film is on saturday, on the first one. i decree, i assign. title of hero of ukraine with the order of the banderi power to stepan. stepan bandera's father was a ukrainian greek catholic priest and he was of course integrated into a church structure that was permeated with hostility to russia. he was quite flawed, sickly, short, his hands somehow dragged behind him, and such people, as a rule, of course, of course experience an inferiority complex. the guys from bandera's security they said with indignation that he beat his... wife, or even kicked her in the stomach when she was pregnant. when a child grows up in an atmosphere of violence, this becomes a kind of tolerance for the use of violence. as a child in his
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youth, he had the nickname koshkodav. avver actually took ukrainian nationalists under his wing. moreover, this came directly from bandera. on august 29 and 30, 1943, i massacred and shot over 15 german troops were amazed at the cruelty they saw from banderras, diagnostician bandera, premier in sunday on the first. season premiere.
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binge the star. on sunday on the first. i need more time, a month, a month, this is impossible, i need to publish this manuscript in the same way, why is there such a rush, they said so, they are ready to pay 500,000, done, why? because it costs not 500,000, but a million, and not francs, but dollars,
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it’s impossible, there’s someone there.
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there’s no one there, calm down, you’re hurt.
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that's it, seryoga, now he is ours. hi, girls, well, hi, new guy, or what? yes yes? come on, little chalk, come on, oh, let's go,
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this one is mine, little chalk, kostya, you’re a moron, you don’t get enough from me, but i myself don’t understand how it happened, choose karbanov’s grave, idiot, well done, go, this has never happened before, that’s enough, that’s enough, go, work, so that in an hour i
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had invoices for fittings, go, work, come on, what? here such things came to my huckster, he ratted you out, how do i know whether he ratted me out or not, what do you mean, calm down, i’ll grab my ass, motherfucker, let’s not get too nervous, i
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want to talk to lumieux. belyasov's office workshop is there. dzuer, on the street,
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everyone else is behind me, well, comrade. let's go!
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take it to the left, to the left, to the left, to the left , eyes, you are detained, foreman, handcuffs, quickly.
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thank god, it was you who took the documents and money, yes, here, well done! it would be stupid not to ask stupid questions about women’s breasts, sunflower oil, choosing the right one at the market, i’m a little without friends, a day of finding new friends, the program to live healthy will tell you everything, tomorrow on the first day, grandfather is a real wizard from childhood , i have three granddaughters, so they come to me together , hang out here, and now magic is happening, i think that any granddaughters need fairy tales, because reading fairy tales with grandfather is generally the best thing that can happen, what
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is your favorite thing, building a house, you just plunge into your childhood, yes, but it will be a real surprise, surprise, surprise, about comfort! premiere, saturday on the first. this is kind, cozy, our beloved tatyana anatolyevna, telling the whole truth to the mother, as usual. they want it to be born in their countries, and not in our country. ew , to each his own, but as long as we can’t win, we can’t even get the door there open, say hello everyone. fourth, here. wow, and then you fell in love, yes, yes, i fell in love terribly, we have a new flying stool or there are no stools yet, don’t you think that the ceiling is already very close and that further, where already, no, there is never a ceiling , and why surprise, approaching somewhere to the ceiling
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, massage my brains, for example, the lab podcast on saturday on the first, a person, as a rule, dies with the help of his own decision to die, how to prolong? life to stop aging, vladimir skulachov tested on himself his discovery, which he called the elixir of immortality, he ultimately did not age, in fact, because, unfortunately, his death was associated with an accident. our exclusive, the main secret of the invention of a world-famous scientist. while we are breathing, we are burning ourselves out very slowly. we visited the laboratory, looked at the naked earthmen to reveal the secrets of their longevity, there are secrets of our longevity. this is a new fashion among those who want to prolong life; in the states they offer stem hood cells of babies, it is theoretically possible to extend our century to 200 years. what else did academician vladimir skulachov learn about the mystery of life and death? vladimir petrovich did not allow old age to defeat him; the children from kulachev continue
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experiments, testing the elixir of their famous father on themselves. we are very determined to complete this work. death was invented by evolution for its own acceleration; death is not necessary for living. there is an exclusive with dmitry borisov, the premiere is on saturday on the first, here it is, look, look, say, leo, king of beasts, lion, in madagascar, lemur, king, bonjour, bonjour, my god, how many of you are there, how many children do you have, four so far, but i’m planning more, while i’m young, when do you get married? when you’re old enough, some at 15, some at 16, why are your teeth so white? here we have weeds growing everywhere, we call it rumba, i don’t work yet, i pick up this grass, chew everything , my mother taught me this since childhood, here in the city
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there are no traffic lights at all, how do they drive, i’ve been a route driver for six years now taxi, by by law, of course, we need to have rights, however, i don’t have them yet, the lives of others,
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the premiere is on sunday on the first. the past is wonderful, my maria, only you are nice to yourself, don’t worry, it’s better to leave it. in your grandmother’s chest, or in your mother’s box, but in a backpack, you carry something over your shoulders , don’t keep it, the stone is too heavy, my mary, but never, don’t look at his eyes, the past is an infection, my mary. a white fragment of a cup,
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a whim, dust, a dry piece of wood lying on the ground, this is a non-refundable product, a punched receipt, with a dusky boy with a mole on his shoulder, what kissed under the shroud of darkness, the first glass of martini, tobacco smoke, everything that was once burned out by a fire, truly without meter. innocence, home, you are not a saint, why do you need this cross? hundreds of released hands, empty places, everything that has not taken root and has not sprouted, even this angel wing, throw it away with the christmas tinsel, boldly walk on the stars, sing loudly, the past is such a pain,
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my mary, everything that cannot be corrected and change every rude word, crooked advice, if you can’t and don’t step forward, what has long since decayed will devour you. throw it in flame, look how it burns, clear the shelf for another love, the past, it’s wonderful, my maria, just don’t take it with you for anything, we say goodbye to our comrade, he... died from
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a vile bandit bullet, right after war, many of our guys died, that was the time. now, oleg made mistakes, like all of us, but he believed in justice and was ready to help everyone who needed it, you and i are at the forefront of the fight against criminal evil, we will do our best. so that the death of lieutenant zuev was not in vain, i do not mean revenge, we have a formidable weapon in our hands, the law is the most unfair, when young people leave,
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oleg loved life, but it was taken away from him, this should not happen. i promise in front of my comrades that the one who did this will not escape retribution, ask, oleg, forgive me, run, damn it.
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oleg and i just worked together, we were conducting an investigation, my last name is besonov, olezhek told me a lot about you , you didn’t know, he forbade me to call... kiril andreevich will be angry, he respected you very much, i’ll tell him something , and he answered me, kirill andreevich thinks, he wants to worry about this story, well, with a razor, but he always said, kirillo andreevich will help, you know , with me, he was very shy, he immediately began to stutter, so oleg went to the police to become more confident in himself , it’s strange how little we knew about alleg, but he was a born
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detective, believe me, a real one, thank you, thank you, forgive me for not saving me, eternal memory to oleg, thank you, thank you, and you know that you take care of yourself, take care of yourself, as it turns out, i probably shouldn’t have come, but no, why did you do everything right,
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don’t forget two meetings, right colonel? should i let you down kiril? no, vasifalich, i’m on my own, of course. yes, things are going on.
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pass the folder from the table, the conclusion has come, to pazuev the rest, i know without judgment that they were killed, organize me some ice cream. what, you stupid radio guy, well, there’s some kind of waffle in a glass, hello, goli, good afternoon, good afternoon, talk, hello, mishal, you’re a native blackie, i’ll return it, i’ll return it, andrevich, you ’ll return it. marzhin, where the sergeant went, will be there soon, and also officers, sit down, sit down, and let's smoke less, otherwise we'll all suffocate here. so, comrades, the importance is obvious, the tasks facing us, our colleagues have died. everyone knows, colonel, okay
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, i’ll start, i authorize, so, guys, i propose action in the following direction: belyasyn, roman borisovich, director of the red political factory, killed, witnesses saw the black volga, gaz-24, license plate 8323 at the crime scene scl, in the gi base. this number is registered with zaporozhets, are the numbers stolen? no, they’re standing at zapor, everyone’s very light, that means double, interesting, the driver of the gaz -24 was a man, middle-aged, no special features, belyasov’s briefcase with all the documentation disappeared, he has one from the gaz-24, that’s for sure, but what will science say? there is a clear tread imprint, finnish tires, witnesses claim that after pechatnikov left, belyaska called someone, no.
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there are four shell casings at the crime scene, a makarov pistol, comrade officers, that’s all for today , let’s report according to the schedule, according to the results, there’s a square, yes, well, where’s the ice cream, sing, you’re sergeant, only for call for death, it’s my fault, i’m tired of it, it’s nonsense, this is all childishness , i’ll get over it, i’ll go to the apartment, i’ll check on the obhs, what they dug up there, can you imagine , he refused ice cream, it’s strange, he eats tons of it, he always wanted sweets in the orphanage , he decided that when
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he grows up, he will eat ice cream every day, he said , listen, well, in addition to help from management , we need to help our mother somehow, the guys and i will organize everything, okay. no matter how he went crazy, today was an eventful day in the world, president putin conducted important negotiations in... chinese leader, they had a long one-on-one meeting, ukrainian missiles,
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new ones, supplied by the united states, that is, we will later hear that they are not entirely new,

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