tv Golos 1TV October 29, 2023 2:10pm-3:21pm MSK
2:10 pm
have you ever had a foot massage? you mean did i do it to anyone or did anyone do it to me? i mean did you? i didn't do it to anyone. and you and i are no one. why then did you ask, you or you? because i have to understand what question i'm answering. oh, frog, you yourself are a frog, i am the sibimol of the second octave, nus, let’s start our rehearsal, what is it, again, no, it’s an accident, i didn’t mean that, but what’s the difference? our
2:11 pm
patience has run out, it’s clear, that’s it, we’re leaving. understand, but it was la, and i’m a heron, la, and how could i not snatch la, art requires sacrifice. and we also play in a major. how can we play in d now without a, we can’t play in d, we are frogs, not burps. and i, i beg your pardon, i’ve been a soldier for 6 years now, it seems to me that i deserve a promotion, although... by half a tone, and this is the a that has left us untimely, oh, what a wonderful offer, take your place, careerist, suicide and morsch terenty svetlyak and lorion, an unexpected duet. oh,
2:12 pm
please close the door, the keyboard is blowing away, sorry, we accept insertions on winning the competition, favorite peacock paul from 3:26 kingdom, i wonder who it is? paulo, you consider yourself the main favorite of the competition, but who else is there? um, no, we respect our competitors, but you have to be aware of the caliber of the star in front of you, that is.
2:13 pm
one more question, there is no place for you other than the first one, of course, our motto is, the main thing is not participation, the main thing is victory, that is, even if you don’t participate, you will still win, uh, yes, because we have more one motto, i came, i saw, i conquered, even if i didn’t come and didn’t i saw, more questions, why didn’t the incomparable paolo himself say anything? i, but you don’t understand, there are germs, drafts, airborne droplets all around , please forgive us, we were allotted 40.5 seconds to communicate with the press and they were up, the turkey is inflated, he is a peacock, well, the peacock is inflated like a turkey, in short, i don’t like this goose, it’s not real, it has a spare tail in this box, oh well, come on, go beyond the line immediately. i don’t know why i owe it, it’s better
2:14 pm
if the devil marries me, that’s why you won’t be able to do a damn thing, now it’s clear, the information is being processed, a character trait, the pale of settlement , the devil, the devil, the devil is bald, a meaningless set of words, repeat the question, please, to be or not to be, that is the question, will i fall? pierced by an arrow, where, where did you go, who sews panties for the boys? the system will be rebooted, and now, look, what is it all about, a gentle, curly-haired boy, in love, disgusted by a woman’s affection, not enough of spinning and twirling, isn’t it time to become a man? be? not bad, but i would
2:15 pm
look for something else, kolinka, kolinka, kolinka, mine, what? again, not that good, but not in the top ten, oh, he won’t take the upper range until the range is not enough, that’s what the right approach means , the main thing is that the beavers don’t spot us, we need to be as inconspicuous as possible, stand up, let’s do this, i’ll get close and take a look , what’s in the boxes, and you look around, and if something happens, shout, i’ll drink, you can, and what’s there , i’ll drink, why are you, no, maybe i’d also
2:16 pm
drink now for courage, but shout about it, why, you said it yourself, shout, i’ll drink, right? not i’ll drink, and i’ll drink, there’s a bird like this, a bittern, it screams, i’ll drink, i’ll drink, and why does it scream better than me? so, in general, you stand, don’t go anywhere, and the main thing is don’t shout anything, i’m coming, let’s get out of here, there’s something very scary there , it means that at first it’s dark, then two eyes are like that, boom, just like that, just like that , uh-huh, judging by the symptoms, this is conjunctivitis, well, when there’s such nonsense with the eyes, but there is another version, this is something that poses a threat
2:17 pm
to earthly civilization, and i’ll tell you, i would prefer the second one, because conjunctivitis is such a nasty thing, but it’s impossible to verify , because the curtains are tightly drawn from... as if they are hiding something, oh, and i came up with an idea, we climb through the air duct, find ourselves right above them, eavesdrop, learn some terrible secret, then you sneeze, why am i, okay , i, then they realize that there is someone above them, they start shooting at the ceiling, quietly, quietly , they will hit us, van, that’s it, it’s true, as if you’ve never been to the movies, you and i are very quickly crawled away, but they always miss, so there is no danger, great plan, only there is no air duct here. you couldn’t tell before, such a plan was lost, then i don’t know, at least look at the keyhole, excuse me, i myself unknowingly overheard your conversation, you obviously need something, and i probably have it, why do you think so, huh i have everything, from magnifying glasses to
2:18 pm
diminutive suffixes, and you have the square √ 144, of course, look, you have it, are you looking for a powerful one? well, this is the well in mesmir's bedroom this year, this is in the office of the president of the united states, hello, grandma, wait a minute, we should here, please, take a closer look at all the most interesting wells 3.7 of the kingdom, but this is not the most interesting. eh, pickled cucumbers, come on, well done, eh, pickled cucumbers, come on, well done, official cucumbers, all-jumping , song competition, well done, and i’m sorry that was, uh, advertising, i have to live somehow, i understand,
2:19 pm
well please, don’t, i don’t want, what kind of kindergarten, i don’t want, again, who will, let me have my own, i... i can, i have a wonderful voice. who told you this? mom, here's mom, you'll sing. look at me, stupid chicken. shut your mouth and do what you're told. i apologize, and he just needs to open his mouth, but since i myself didn’t give my word, actually i’m a gopher, and gophers are not the same, let’s act. rat, yes , and you, open
2:20 pm
your mouth, just say, i agree, it’s better this way, gentlemen, i’m ready, i ’ll tell you this, it’s either a miracle or a deception, there was no voice. i already have it, excuse me, so will you be purchasing keyholes? no, thank you, we’ve already seen everything, well then let’s watch the ad again. that's it, you can skip it now, thank you, yes, so, miracles happen, rarely, and there is deception at every step, so most likely it is a deception, and deception can be defeated only by one thing, the truth, well, okay, here i am, say, in striped panties, and this is the honest truth, how will this help us defeat deception? everything is clear, he put something in it, he just put it in it, it’s not clear, in any case, we should get it out of it, there’s a good old-fashioned way. are you running and how? it’s true that the beavers there
2:21 pm
probably also had grandfathers, and the grandfathers had ways, that’s what, who was it that was hissing at them? we are starting our traditional, our annual, our all-horse competition, for three whole evenings, we will enjoy the voices of the best performers, and you will determine the winner by voting, post your ratings on kakdilab, telephonegrams and all types of songwriters, and the author of the postgram who will collect the most morals, will receive two tickets. at the finale, look at our
2:22 pm
cat, 3 minutes before the stage, calm, sure, not a single muscle will flinch, and why is he going to sing some kind of lensky’s aria, code, code! that i was late, missed, didn’t have time, yes, or i already performed, i beg you, tell me the truth, don’t feel sorry for me, i can handle it, your exit is in 3 minutes, yes, then it’s fine, as in 3 minutes, that’s it, i’ve calmed down, you can go perform, no, a little more, now for sure. that's it, i'm confident in myself, i'm not nervous at all, i'm going to win, i'm completely fine, i
2:23 pm
'm completely fine, and i believe that everything will be fine, so i believe, only i would collect the gun from him. okay, now let’s get to the peacock, vasilisa, and you speak english well, i just finished cambridge for a minute, yeah, yeah in russian you, well, yes. can you speak bad russian, but with a good english accent, practice, and you, gray one, prepare the margin, well, chicken, are you ready? yes , crucified, warmed up, the tail is on fire, and we will also have an amazing set design, your humble servant has agreed, exactly an imitation of the sea... coast in life- size, not to mention the special effects, great, the most important thing for us is to get to
2:24 pm
2:25 pm
2:26 pm
is not at all about how people didn’t get along with the cat, they say, i ask for forgiveness, i really need to see him, understand, someone is coming to you again is torn, popularity is the destiny of stars, this is a mooch, i don’t understand, i really have the honor of seeing the greatest producer of our time, mister suslik, well, really the greatest, although if you think about it, in general, i can’t believe my eyes , could you answer just a couple of questions, well, please, yes please, go to the stage, there i will photograph you and interview you,
2:27 pm
a representative of the official for the funny bubbles soda competition, we offer you a unique advertising contract, you star in a series of commercials, you get paid for it, and that’s a lot, that’s more than a lot, well , do you agree, well, i need to consult with my producer, that’s the main mistake of the stars, in in the end
2:28 pm
the producer gets everything, and the artist works for pennies, no, if this is your decision , wait, i don’t know, i... yes, i agree, that’s great, well, let’s get started, i’m filming you drinking our drink, i post it on all social, commercial and fishing networks, by the end of your speech we have several million likes, and well, everything is very simple: drink the glass to the bottom and do like this. so, eight glasses, eight, if you want 10, i don’t want it, then let’s go, and don’t forget to say at the end, time to drink time sing, motor! time to drink and time to sing, great, we'll get back to you, where is that turkey, you should have been keeping an eye on him, what were you doing here? here you are, in 5
2:29 pm
minutes, your exit, they say, will not lead. and if a black cat gets on the road, but for now, on the contrary, only the black cat is unlucky, only the black cat is unlucky, only the black heel is unlucky, what is being done, we can say, they sent the cat into bags, and well , there how did it turn out, huh? why in a bag? we just sent them the cat without a bag. yes, i mean figuratively. here the king is the tank, at least figuratively, at least not figuratively, but in both cases there was no bag. i would have noticed. maybe you should go on vacation and relax. i am not tired. by the way, we can send the bag separately for the kit. tell me how you felt during your incredible performance. it flew
2:30 pm
by literally in one second. that's it, bang, that's it. yes, my russia will say, yes, and we are united forever, like the sun, air and water , all together, the most russian, i will wash the sad soul in my heart, let it hurt for those whom i do not ask, to breathe and believe from a wounded heart, give me, my fight, but the last one by me, even if. my fight is not bad until the fire goes out, my heart is beating and i’m alive, i’ll have to force myself in
2:31 pm
my chest, our eternal understanding, i’m destroying, i’m going to the end, i’m russian, shaman, i’m russian, premiere. november 4, on the first, give him a brief description, professional qualities , smart, so, good reaction, brilliant command of the german language, i was born in a ural village, i am from the christian seven, arrogant, killed a colonel and a mayor. now every day i will kill a colonel, character rather weak, it seems to me, and i really want to add,
2:32 pm
the elimination of kokh is of great political importance, is it worth risking such a valuable agent for the sake of eliminating kokh, is based on real events. a true intelligence officer must be ready for anything. on the razor's edge, the premiere of a multi-part film, soon, at the first, he is the enemy, and you fell in love with him like a cat, you get pleasure. a ray of sunshine, gold, darkness, was hidden by a veil. and suddenly a wall grew between us again, god, how he sings,
2:33 pm
2:34 pm
2:35 pm
but you have to come up with something like this, stuff the nightingale into the peacock, yes, that makes sense, the peacock is beautiful, the nightingale sings well. if it weren’t for you and me, no one would have known, but we ’re great, but something still gnaws at me, there’s still something fishy there, and even if so, we exposed pavlin, that’s it, there’s no longer a main rival, but what about peacock, peacock, a pawn, that’s who hissed there, that’s the question, you have to be such an idiot , drink soda before the performance, the main thing is that you left it for only a minute, but i’m just a human too, no, so, of course, i’m a gopher, but nothing human is alien to me, especially. no, that
2:36 pm
’s probably the case, well, let’s say it’s not either, okay, boys, i’ll go and see how our cat is feeling, otherwise he’s not feeling well after the performance. i had my own, okay, vaselissa, just don’t worry too much, maybe i’ll bring you something, oh, vanyush, but bring me these little cupcakes from the cafe, just a little! otherwise i’ll get better, but get better in good health, the main thing is that you are healthy , vanya, this is not suitable here, wake up, rat, we will perform in any case, that’s right, just forward, as they say, perpetu movilya, that is, a reasonable person , wait, who will sing, i will sing, i, fantastic, it’s just...
2:37 pm
uh, but i’m sorry, but what about you, you well, i apologize, just hiss , and do it brilliantly, but the singing talent, after all, is somehow not particularly, and this is not your concern, go and make an agreement with adeloid, yes, i’m running, one there, another, even further, singing talent, if you don’t have something, you can always buy it. well, or exchange it for something? thus, in 2 days all 26 contestants will perform in front of you, and the three best of them will advance to tomorrow’s final. now to the incident with paulo the peacock. the representative of the 326th kingdom, mr. suskik, assured us that he had nothing to do with this drinking deceivedly applied for a performance from this
2:38 pm
kingdom of another singer. we decided to meet halfway with the wording, so be it, but for us, for the last time, again this gopher deceived everyone, her cobra will sing, like a snake can sing, she only hisses and, so that’s who was cheating them, it turns out that they have the main thing, it’s bad, but you ask why, and i will answer, because i don’t believe that she arranged all this for the sake of winning the competition. wait, and of course you’ll say, stop it, gray one, you’re always thinking something bad, well say, stop it, gray, you’re always imagining something bad, van, what are you doing, my heart skipped a beat , something happened to vaselisa, come on, stop it, van, you’re always imagining something bad, nightmare ,
2:39 pm
nightmare! what's happened? a note was planted, now the waters are shaking, we remind you that we left the hotel before 11:00 on monday, thank you for choosing our hotel, imagine, so what? like what? not that, here we inform you that vasilisa has been kidnapped, don’t try to look for her, you still won’t find her, however, you can look, you still won’t find her. what a disaster, but there’s definitely no hairdresser, yeah, in the solarium, okay, nothing, nothing , nothing, let’s look, my cups disappeared 3 years ago, melquior, i’m still looking, so i’ve accumulated a wealth of experience in this matter, well in order, there is a witness, there is. one, who
2:40 pm
is it? i, can you describe in as much detail as possible everything you saw? i can, nothing, that’s it, but if in more detail, nothing at all, we analyzed my speech, and now she’s no longer there, well, a thoroughly interrogated witness is half the battle, if the second half is the same, i’ll tell you this, it’s not like what you’re all talking about, maybe now vasilisa is being tortured, killed? and we here, i remember, there was one way, but i don’t know, i don’t know, now fan , you’ll sleep with me, a little, king, father, what are you doing, we need vaselisa, we need it, and you sleep, how can you sleep if i need to sleep.
2:41 pm
i lulled vasilisa to sleep like that as a child, and then you just don’t tell her, i spied on her dreams, but as a transitional age , all sorts of temptations, god forbid, okay, no one can stop us from destroying the world, 3 minutes left before the explosion and, you bought coffee, bought pancakes, of course, with
2:42 pm
2:43 pm
here it is, it worked out, look, it’s straight. some kind of mysticism, not mysticism, science, it has already been proven that there is a special connection between lovers. vasilisa, my dear, i was so worried, are you alive, are you healthy? hello, ivanushka, i'm fine, i just miss you very much. and where are you, describe! there are four walls around me, a floor below, a ceiling above, a window right up to the ceiling, and what can you see from it? yes, almost nothing, a piece of sky and clouds, only lilac for some reason, and how did you end up there? yes, somehow right away, i was working on mistakes with the cat, suddenly it’s dark, i open
2:44 pm
my eyes, i’m already here, and what do they want from you? i don’t know, my dear, i haven’t seen anyone here yet. vasilisushka, where are you going? it’s already dawn for me, the bad ones are singing. the truth is somehow not our way, you find me as soon as possible, ivanushka, otherwise i feel so bad without you, how come the roosters don’t crow in our way, they sing the same everywhere, so no, this is a misconception, in french the roosters crow, kokarika, in portuguese cucururu, in icelandic gagalag, in in vietnamese: oo, in filipino, in turkish - uryu, finally, in english - ho-key dutdu, also from pigs, so about pigs later, but about roosters - important information, it doesn’t come out here, and what- then there was
2:45 pm
something so unusual, there was a floor below, a ceiling above, unusual, lilac clouds, exactly, i studied together with aliba, he came to us on exchange came, and so he said that they have lilac clouds there, then everything is clear , vasilisa in the tales of the east, wax, east, wax is necessary, and this is wax, that’s it, we urgently need to save vasilisa, if something happens to her, i i won’t forgive myself. i had to go, since no one canceled the task of winning the competition, yes, who will rehearse with me, you?
2:46 pm
so, where are we going? straight, why straight? because, firstly, it takes longer to go around, and secondly, there’s nothing to go around here, it remains straight, logical, van, but you understand, there’s everywhere here straight, there, there, there, and even there, well, good, since it’s straight everywhere here, it means we ’re going the right way in any case, you can’t argue , sorry, one more question, everything is the same, but how do we know that we’ve arrived , on the contrary, it’s like, well, now you understand? that we have not arrived yet, i understand, and when you stop understanding that we have not arrived yet,
2:47 pm
it will mean that we have arrived, look how simple, even strange, that i myself did not guess. good morning, vasilisa, good morning to me too, they brought me here, and they still say hello, no shame, believe me, i had no other opportunity, a little later, i will explain, but for now i invite you to look around my palace, oh, you might think i haven’t seen any palaces, by the way, i live in a palace myself, you know what we have there, that everything, everything that you have everything. what you don't have, and much more.
2:48 pm
it’s a pity, i thought you would like to look at my unique collection, however, i won’t insist, and rightly so, because it won’t help anyway, but for the sake of decency we could insist, just not too much, because then i definitely won’t go, so should i insist or not? yes, no, do what you want, i don’t care at all, what kind of collection is this? oh, this is the only collection in the world, i’ve been collecting it for 300 years and it’s not interesting at all, so , in general, let’s show it, just keep in mind, i decided it myself, and not because you insisted so much, here it is, who?
2:49 pm
a jug, we need to rub it, a genie will appear and all our desires will be fulfilled, and how to continue to live, without desires, without goals, without dreams, where to get motivation, as a result, apathy, depression, loss of the tastes of life, and then, this is not a magic jug, and what, just a jug, y we are like this at every step, indeed, as i understand it, you need somewhere, so i can take you there, but where is he from? you will laugh, but from a camel, taxi service, desert ships, barham taxi, but i recommend camel, economy, comfort, business, what’s the difference, in economy there is no climate control, in comfort there is, but it doesn’t work, in business, it’s there and working, yes, it just broke down yesterday, how then is business different from comfort, so how? in comfort he broke down six months ago, in business only yesterday,
2:50 pm
let's go already, there with vasilisa it’s not clear what and it’s not clear whether she’s there at all, yes, yes, let’s go, just right now, yes please, greed, her owner could not part with her, he was still greedy, but i knew what to take him with, i gave it for she has three qualities: stupidity, arrogance and meaningless activity. now he works as a big boss and is very happy. what, luck? did anyone really refuse? imagine, he was a very successful man, but people said that he achieved everything only thanks to luck and fortune. then he gave me his luck in order to understand what he is worth in himself. and what? nothing good, he left me, fell into the sea and drowned. do you have a sea here? the fact of the matter is that
2:51 pm
no, no luck. where are we going? we didn't tell you where to go, did we? but there are only two directions, from here to there and from there to here. no, of course there are options from here and there, but then you have already arrived. so what, you can’t go anywhere else ? yes, we can go anywhere we want, there’s just nowhere else we want to go. by the way, to go further, you will have to solve the riddle, where are you? wow, it wasn’t, it wasn’t, suddenly it is. what's this? i am asking riddles here, the answer to your riddle is, there was no, there was no, since there is, a pimple, and i am the sphinx, and now you will guess my riddle, what comes without coming, leaves without leaving. a minute has passed, just like that,
2:52 pm
he leaves without leaving, i know this, this is our hiropont. he says all the time: that’s it, i passed, and doesn’t leave, he sits, it seems, but comes without coming, this is a salary, it seems to have come, lo and behold, but it’s as if it never came, well, yes, but you know, there are two parts to the question we have to give one answer, but we have two, so ok, two is more than one, but you can’t answer the question, how much is two times two, answer four or five, i can, let him choose, it’s his problem, if he chooses wrong, discussion: finished, who will reply? i will answer, ivan answers, please, we don’t know, this is the correct answer, you see, what a shame, i came up with
2:53 pm
a wonderful riddle, but i can’t think of a solution, i was hoping that maybe you could tell me? okay, if you guess right, write to me. how do you manage to contact this rogue? it’s a shame, such a voice is disappearing, i have four octaves, and the timbre, and the power of sound , you should have saved up yourself, why didn’t you come up with charisma, small, gray, now the main thing is that the chest is a wheel, rhinestones, feathers, and so that the name is philip, yes, but here i have a voice, he has the appearance, a prestigious competition, even so , but they heard me, saw me, oh, yes, a shame, a shame, come on, now it’s going to be a real shame, there are snakes here they sing, hey
2:54 pm
there, turn it up louder, suo ne colpi di sua voce, da quella voce, at the sight of a ladybug crawling on a blade of grass, this is the highlight of my collection. oh, yes, this is such a delight, when i see it, i’m just curious about everything, yes, you have a wonderful collection, wonderful, but yes, it’s fantastic, phenomenal,
2:55 pm
no one else has anything like it, sorry, i didn’t want you offend, it still seems to me that there is something missing in her, yes, yes, and what, well, the most important thing? love, yes, exactly love, but love is what moves the world, what causes wars to break out and discoveries to be made, what makes you the most unhappy and the happiest on earth, everything this is love, alas, i don’t have all this , let me introduce myself, ali, al-sultan ibn abdurrahman ibn - what’s his name, but no, everything, without the last ibn ali, al-sultan, you can just. even bad weather will not overshadow our wonderful event; i have in my hands an envelope with the names of three finalists, one of whom will become the winner of our competition tomorrow. so, the king cobra, she is a krokotau, morsh
2:56 pm
tirentius the firefly hilarion, finally, a cat from the 39th kingdom, hurray, uh, pickled cucumbers, this should be noted, come on dunya, pour us some tea stronger, oh, my congratulations, it was truly wonderful, and i'm looking for you everywhere, this is grandiose, i organized a kreros tour. tell me, yes, what's there? i did three basque concerts in chisinau, i’ll say this, they don’t hold a candle to you, but you don’t have a candle, yes, so, if there were, then he. if only today
2:57 pm
2:58 pm
queen, tomorrow all the inhabitants of fairy-tale kingdoms and states will be in our power, and so okay, that’s okay, i still have plenty of contracts. from now on, the world will belong to us. the best russian tank came under ukrainian fire. the t-90 is the most optimal tank specifically for the war in ukraine. but unean writes: we destroy at least twice as much as the russians can produce. you must understand that the bundeswehr, for example, has only 200 tanks. and we make 200 new cars a year, we’ve reached the bones, the bones are immortal. it turns out he was ukrainian. why do you guys need it so much? for you to be some kind of scary, negative hero? in this fairy tale, children are not afraid of koshchei;
2:59 pm
children are taught to defeat him. antifake, premiere, tomorrow on the first. i will make you the most influential revolutionary of our time, but this will not last forever. the struggle for power is essentially a struggle for a woman. i decide for myself. trodsky from november 1st on the first, i even began to think, or maybe not at all, about true love, that’s why i was so happy when i found out about you ivan, oh, yes, vanya and i love each other so much, he has... of course, there are gaps in education, but that's not the main thing, right? and in general, i missed him so much, why are you keeping me here?
3:00 pm
you see, people who truly love, they seem to be attracted to each other by the power of mutual love , i needed ivan to find you, so i’m glad to say that tomorrow morning he will be here, really, vanechka, my dear, how ok, so you kidnapped me just to check if our love is true, yes. ah, but not only, and why else, you scare me, you yourself said that the collection is missing something, so i congratulate you, yours love will be my last and most important exhibit. van, van! look, what is vaselissa, where, what’s wrong with her, no, it seems they’ve arrived, no, i’ve already
3:01 pm
seen several of these while you were sleeping, it’s a mirage, yes, well, okay, what kind of thing is it, look, it’s true , i also had one once, a mirage, i come home, and there i am, wow, who was it, i’m telling you, i, it’s just that i came home, not me, you would be gray. did you put on a handout or something, otherwise i look at you, oh, another one, what kind of mirages they began to create, yes, just like a real one, wow, i’ve got a strong mirage, it’s somehow fake, everything that shouldn’t be there is there, but where is the camel, but it looks like we’ve arrived, but how do we get in?
3:02 pm
understand, you are still young, you will still love and ... probably each other, or not each other , but this is my last chance, it’s just that i have never loved or been loved, but i want, wait, you’d better take it from me , what love, i know how i love, i love chicken so much, like no one loves anything, even, probably , even more, gray, what are you doing, such victims, how can you be without chicken, why without chicken, without love for chicken, if i have it, every day, but without love, through force, this is... very noble, but i’m not talking about this love. vanechka , my dear, you know, i will always love you, even if i suddenly don’t, and i, vasilisa, don’t worry, it doesn’t hurt.
3:03 pm
how is it that it always worked out, it didn’t work with exactly what i needed most, will i really never experience this most amazing, most magical feeling, love, and that’s what you need? now i'm still going to untie myself and hit you. van, firstly, to unfamiliar people skills are addressed, and secondly, look how he suffers, you need to feel sorry for him. you, of course, with your tolerance. alec, don’t cry, it’s just the love of ivan and i, just the two of us. we can say that we are our love, and then how can we be separated from us, in the sense of love from us, apparently you are right.
3:04 pm
now he’s looking at me, don’t look at me, it makes me nervous, it’s better to already read the newspaper, i didn’t say read, i said that if you choose between reading and watching, then it’s better to read, and even better to do nothing at all, i i can't do anything to do, at least i’m sitting, but i’m also breathing and steeling, it’s clear, maybe let’s discuss this, arrange a discussion about this. am i asking too much? show a little respect to the artist while he is rehearsing? difficult? i think i lost my voice, it was all because of your newspaper, so everything is clear to me, but what do you think?
3:05 pm
no, vanya, you’re mistaken, well then, you ’ve hit the... point, you see what kind of qualitative insight i have, what are we even talking about? ali wants to get to the 18th as quickly as possible in order to meet someone there. eh, wait, i haven't yet decided, decided, decided, so you want to offer carpet planes there, fly with us. wait, let's talk about the competition. why does cobra need to defeat everyone? well, next year they have a competition. but what is it? tourists, what a movement, what a movement, in the 3:26 kingdom only the snakes of everyone else live. they've already eaten, but how do you know? the great fairytale encyclopedia, volume six, page 78, and i realized that everyone would come there for the competition, and they would eat them, bravo, i also had the same thought, but then i remembered that when ivan and i were peeking through the keyhole, you were peeking, shame on you, shame on us, shame on us, but just van, van, here it is,
3:06 pm
the cobra hypnotized peacock in a second, completely subordinating him to its will, well, what does this have to do with it? ? i would beat and hypnotize further, if she is so smart, why did she need to sing? she wants to hypnotize all the inhabitants of the fairy-tale kingdoms of the states so that they are all in her power. that's why she needs to win the competition. of course, she will win, everyone will see her, everyone will look into her eyes, because the final of the competition will be watched by almost all residents, and dad and adelaide will be there. ali, where are your carpets? well, what do you have, now, try it! well, the miracle didn’t
3:07 pm
happen, i told you it was necessary, why? well, we were counting on the cat, but he let us down? no, frol, of course, would have let us down too, but we wouldn’t have counted on him , that is, he... would have met our expectations, clearly, well, let’s sum it up, vasilisa has been kidnapped, ivan and the wolf are unknown where, we failed the competition, okay from we went, what can i say, we thank team thirty the fourth kingdom for the bright opening of the final of our competition, and now get ready to hear our finalists, on the stage there is a duet from the three-eighth kingdom, morsh tirentia and the firefly hilarion, and i’ll go, maybe we’ll take a look with one eye, yes, well, just be upset.
3:08 pm
and they just informed me that more than 99% of all fairy-tale residents are watching us, in short, i rush to her feats, she falls, she has no legs, well, whatever i have, i throw myself at, wait, ali, but you can’t just take her talent away? i can, but i can’t, it’s not fair, i can’t break the contract? i understand, but not i understand, maybe at least it’s faster, one of
3:09 pm
the favorites, the king cobra, she’s a krokotau, it’s late, let’s move on to plan b. do we have a plan b? yes, we didn’t have a plan, but do we need to start something? remember, don't look. eyes, everything is behind me, you see, they looked. aunt dunya. too, where are dad and the cat? we need to find them urgently, there is no time, vaselisushka, first we need to save the world, and how will we do this? i throw myself at her feet, she falls, well, yes, with
3:10 pm
the help of a mirror, cobra will see her reflection and cast a spell on herself, i will run out with the mirror right on stage, vanya, what if she manages to notice you and casts a spell on you, i won’t let you in! vasilisa is right? the mirror should appear in front of the cobra , unexpectedly, oops, that’s it, i know who will help us, well, here he is too, yes, he’s sleeping, urgently, we need to deliver the mirror to the stage. excellent, the rope is the very moment when i saw you, wait, where is ali, we
3:11 pm
3:12 pm
it seems to have worked out, but how can i tell, i’ll take a look, no, gray, i’d rather do it, let’s talk about it together three, three, gray, looks like it worked out, boys. nothing worked out, no, well, it worked out, of course, but. how to disenchant them? vanya, is the show over? we succeeded, vanya, but where is dad?
3:13 pm
and what... nightingale , drink some milk, you will sing, but i am without a voice, and you, in my soul, in my soul, know that the day is leaving the earth, sing to me the evening hour, this day, perhaps somewhere in the distance , we will remember more than once , we will remember how in the transparent month it floats over the coolness of the night, there is someone playing like dad, so it’s dad playing like dad, and the cat he sings like a cat, only where they are, that everything will go, there is no need to remember, everything will pass.
3:14 pm
oh, we seem to be on stage, then we turn around at my command, three, four, about how ships are sailing in the distance, we will not give up, and this is our friend, at first we thought he was bad, but he turned out to be so good and helped us so much , well, what am i, it’s a wolf, he understood everything. and ivan came up with everything, and vaselitsa, she’s actually, aren’t you, no, it’s a stage name, really stupid? true, it’s not necessary, everything will pass, both sadness and joy, everything will pass, how we arrange the light, that’s all.
3:15 pm
will pass, but you just have to believe that love does not pass, dad, daughter, has been found, and here we see, without you , the competition is this and nothing like that, after counting the votes, it becomes clear that in our competition with a huge margin a magnificent trio wins... from the distant kingdom, hurray, we won, we won, you saved us all from terrible danger, we need to tell everyone about it, well, why scare people, and then we haven’t accomplished so many of these feats, and how much more we will do, come on.
3:16 pm
i see that you need something now, and i just have it, well, now what we need is a photo as a souvenir, so that wonderful memories remain, so this is the answer to the riddle of the sphinx, memories, that’s what comes without coming , leaves without leaving, why? well, they say: a memory came, but it was already in your head, that is, it came without coming, and then it went away, but at the same time it remained in your head, which means it went away without leaving, memories, exactly, in colors different, white, red, i will light up the sky, with waves blue through the peaks, the wind will carry me away, uh... and how romantic it all is, very
3:17 pm
fabulous, unusual, simply and easily i fly away, so far, very far, you won’t find me, you won’t catch me , i’ll fly past, gin sheaf, product stellar group. hello, this is figure skating, a sport that gives you a good mood. at the third stage of the russian grand prix , it is time for free programs, today we will all find out together who will be the winner among men and women. in men, after the short program dmitry aliev is in the lead, who literally lived his production to
3:18 pm
the song of the lyube group and combined the emotional component with filigree technique, more than 100 points, received aliev from the judges and topped the table. alexander samarin under yablochko was no less convincing, but was a little behind the leaders. article on the execution of elements, he is still in second place , but the third debutant is fedor zonov from st. petersburg, now we are starting to watch free programs, in which everything will be decided, but first, let’s speak to olympic champion alina zagitova, who spoke with the participants after the short program. hello everyone, my name is alina zagitova, krasnoyarsk short program of our men, let's watch and share our impressions. do you have popcorn? did you expect such results at all?
3:19 pm
you saw it yourself, i flew away from the middle berger, i actually didn’t understand how it happened, it seemed like an easy jump, i didn’t understand it myself, because during the warm-up training i never made a mistake on it, i just went there like that. arbitrary two read. two riedbergers, well, that’s all, the main thing is riedbergers, everything else it will be, sanya, you're okay, you're okay, sanya, it seems to me that you flew so well in all the jumps, besides the flight, the main thing is to arrive, after all, yes, we all arrive, but in different ways, never it wasn’t like someone flew away and didn’t return, but still, apparently i was tossed about by the waves, tossed , swayed, worried, yes, there was some kind of excitement, probably more from anticipation, after all, already, well plus the last one, yes, come on, let's hug, i won't cuddle , i'm a little damp, you just pulled it out, tired axel, what did you tell yourself at this time
3:20 pm
moment, at that moment, i flew at such an angle, yes, i know my axel, i ’ve been friends with him for a long time, so in principle i understood what needed to be done in order to at least pull him out. to save him in this way, in general, i just gave the instructions to go no matter what, as if i imagined that there was a puddle here, i had to jump through the puddle and land, wow, the coach said that you need to kiss and scold, my beloved rotations, positions in rotations, today i threw out the bottom, but i say, there was a little, there was a little bit of a state of dyscontrol, so i thought that i was rushing a little ahead of the music or, on the contrary, was late, there were moments where i threw out connecting steps in the track, the turns themselves, which affect the level of the track, just some choreographic steps, from - because i thought that i was dangerous , probably in this regard he wants to give me lyuli, but in general, giving people is just a kiss for him, but it’s normal.
30 Views
Uploaded by TV Archive on