you gave me the wrong gun, you gave me the wrong gun, we need to go back, we need to, we need to, let’s go back and look back. masha, where, ah, masha, i say, where, ah, ah, there,

wait, car, who? this is kolya, kolya, who is this? kolya, is this kolya, what did kolya serve? whoever didn’t serve is a daughter, not a man, you can do it like that, oh, what kind of weather it’s like, you pray, kolya, wow!

add me to the list of all tattooed dystrophics, i don’t understand, major, why should i listen to your bleating, the soldiers need to be fed, you yourself try to eat with this money, that’s enough, the conversation is over and report back, right?

mikhail ivanovich, dear, happy anniversary, i personally wanted to convey a wish, but for some reason you don’t invite me to visit, just as i don’t invite, i invite, i just thought that mayors are people, busy, not that we are mortals, come , it will be a great honor for us, we agreed, i will be neck and neck, connections, this is how the good mayor spends his weekend, and who are you, i find , don’t be so upset, you’ll think, tomorrow someone else will disgrace himself, and everyone will forget about you . yes, colonel manushkin, that means

we have a conscript here, vladimir sashkov, it’s written, dystrophy, call us, call us, we’ll fatten you up there, we’re just waiting for you, everything is ready for the grand opening of the cinema, the weather is such a feast for the eyes.

karma dawns, lady, you are mine, madam, you are mine, that this is an object of urban infrastructure, a cinema, but how long is the round, a swinging chair, popcorn, there is popcorn, popcorn first of all, antoliy, we follow world trends, a cinema where open sky, it's like in moscow. please, actually the budget was almost moscow, yes, mikhalanich,

what did you want? mikhailovich, we, so to speak, to everyone to the teams, i asked for no celebrations, anniversaries at work, come on team, let's go back, guys, wow, what a gift, and also, sanya boykiy, oh, excuse me, alexander sergeevich, he composed poems for you, alexander sergeevich himself, let's , burn, today, it’s your anniversary, a soldier, our dear, they came to congratulate you, in a friendly crowd , 50, not a death sentence, it’s not soon before retirement, which means there’s still a lot to do, let’s sort it out with you in good spirits, but i

like it, it’s laconic for a military man , dry, nothing extra, thank you, colleagues, i’m touched, let’s go we are working in places, as they say, we are waiting for lunch, the country is waiting for fighters. thank you, thank you, sanya, please stay, sit down and fritter, we have another guest planned, the mayor of the city, anatoly, is new, you know everything, but we don’t focus on him, the main thing for me is to please my family, friends, i’m free, that’s it, be done mikhalanovich, what are you writing there, every day for 3 hours, this is... holiday rider, mikhail ivanovich, well, a party plan, don’t worry, mikhail ivanovich, you won’t have a holiday, a real event, well, a party, a party , with day

birthday, happy anniversary, grandma is taking me to the military registration and enlistment office, isn’t it enough for you to burn, haven’t you filmed the onion yet? where, well, follow me, ship, oh, who came, mash , i was even confused, look

at the beauty they gave, and from olda, here is the bottle lying, can you imagine, flowing, father, kolya, where, who, kolya? i don’t know, i don’t know, you don’t even want to congratulate dad, you don’t want to say happy anniversary, that’s how people do, i really want to, happy anniversary, thank you, now tell me where kolya is, how do i know where kolya is, and well, how do i know, kolya, where he’s been gone for 3 days, well, no, he’s been on a spree, he probably went on a spree, it’s written on his face that he’s been on a spree even like that, yours was on a spree, this same kolya, and before him dima was on a spree, but in the air defense and gene in the navy, kolya, where can i say? yes, the guy hasn’t seen the sea, he’s lived half his life, but he hasn’t seen the sea, he’s at sea, at a resort, consider it a crew, equal, mortally, captain, you have both dad

and mom, captain, told you to jump on one leg on the deck, that’s it you jump on one leg on the deck, who are you, captain, mom, who are you to us, captain? i don’t hear us captain, well, you promised never to do that again, you didn’t you know, he's in a panty commercial, look. while i was buying something, i didn’t burn out of shame, what a disgusting thing, phew, well, how can you, how can you, he has flat feet, this is illegal, he doesn’t have any flat feet, everyone plowed his entire foot, no, so it’s not a matter of flat feet, but simply the fact that you never like anyone, you even danced with me the whole evening at prom, right, right, what do they have to do with dances, barracks for them, not dances, but what do you want? all my life i'll meet someone like that in shorts, dating, that's the thing, i don't...