[000:00:00;00] captain, you, not dad, not mom, captain, told you to jump on one leg on the deck, so you jump on one leg on the deck, who is the captain, mom, us, captain, who, i don’t hear, mom, us, captain, well, you promised never to do that again, you don’t know, he’s in an advertisement for panties, yes, look, while i was buying something, i didn’t burn out of shame, what disgusting thing, phew, that’s how it is... you you can, as best you can, he has flat feet, this, this is illegal, he doesn’t have any flat feet, that’s it, his whole foot was plowed, no, so it’s not a matter of flat feet, but simply the fact that you never like anyone, you even danced with me the whole evening at prom, that’s right, that’s right, what do they want for dances, barracks for them, not dances, what do you want all life is to meet and date with such

a guy in his underpants, so the fact of the matter is that i’m not... i’m not dating anyone, i’m already 20 years old, i’m an adult, and you keep raising me, raising me, and raising me , it will only be 20, it will only be 20, then you got it to your daughter, honestly, grandpa, when dad throws hysterics anniversary, but we are one team , this is all we have on earth, i’m from you, you ate, you ’re food grandma, if mom were alive, she would be at... a forbidden reception,

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yes. what if i don’t understand, usually everyone... asks their children to get out of the army, and you , my claudia tikhonovna, ask this poor fellow to be drafted into the army, as far as i remember, the second case is like this, the first was when my dad got me into the navy, but he i was an alcoholic, do you remember, yes i remember , i remember, misha, i beg you, all the hope is in you, you know, you get into trouble, don’t you manage to eat the barberry, why are you durik, he caught our mayor dancing , he says that he didn’t... knew that it was the mayor who was dancing for a century, but he said so bluntly , i’ll punish you, but i saw it, everyone saw it, thanks to you , yes, mish, and you know what happens now for this, prison is shining on him, mish , usually, shut up, you onion,

i brought you to you, well, i’m like an old woman, i think, well, let him be a respected person listen, tell him something, misha, what am i going to tell him, say something, that’s it, come on, take the documents from the institute. enlist in the army you’ll go and defend your homeland, but he doesn’t want to be expelled, he says, that’s all he has left , misha, send him somewhere far away, where i’ll send him, here he is, he’s there, to africa, or something, yeah, to africa, i sent it to him, i can’t, he’s a student, a student, oh , misha, i completely forgot, listen, happy 50th anniversary to you, lord, misha, i remember you like this, here in anniversary, what problems i’m solving, yes, yes, yes, mish, you take it, you take it, there with all the congratulations, with all

the troubles, from the bottom of my heart, you’ll have tea, no, there won’t be, ok, mish, well, maybe there’s not enough, i’m the one who collected the funeral, so what about this grief fly mish, don’t you be ashamed, no, don’t be ashamed, listen, i gave you such a headache, mish, i don’t have anything here an office that sells tourist vouchers, okay, i’ll talk to the mayor, yeah, not a stupid person, he graduated from harvard , they don’t take fools at harvard, because of people like you, a respected person can ruin his entire career, funny, yes it is possible. it’s not enough, it’s me, what are you doing, a funeral? it's an infection, the phone needs to be snatched away like a bomb, come here, i'll give it to you here, who, vanya, vanya, vanya, give it back, vanya, give me the phone, no, vanya, vanya, phone, yes, i

told you, calm down, kid, don’t boil, just give me the phone, vanya, what were you thinking? slippery guy, it’s good not high up there, but, my dear, how are you there? mash, how am i here? mash, i'm above the arctic circle, mash. i peel two baths of potatoes every day, mash, they have wi-fi here for hours , you won’t be able to walk around at all, if i ’ll save you, yours, come quickly, please, i’ll definitely

save you, just hold on, why are you throwing yourself under the wheels? , fish, van, hey, vanya, come on, come on, come on, come on, that's it, come on, i 'll take you to the doctor, come on, in general, the doctor said, what is this? girl, you want to finish us off, absolutely, excuse me, now, how tired you are with your phone, stop

disgracing worthy people, half the city is praying at matushkino, this is not a joke, this is a bribe, vanya, this is stupid, watch the video, vanya, you you know, well, there’s probably not enough there, i’ve... gathered my funeral, don’t be ashamed of you, claude, but well, it’s normal , i hit my head, well, the doctor says van, i’m so guilty before you, let me do something for you, yes, i have to go, grandma is worried, don’t worry, she , let’s go, she’ll wait, yes, let’s go, mom, don’t step on your heels, how heavy, hold it by the tail, i’m holding it, i’m holding it, i’m holding it, i’m holding it, cheese, mikhail ivanovich, almost

everything is ready, why is this? for reliability, there is a gazebo, yes, i built two companies, here is our buffet in fusion style, here we have canapés with duck, here we have tartlets with foie gras, tartlets with hummus, sweet jelly and of course turkey popsicle, oh, well, bad man , children are crazy, i don’t understand, three tables with food, but there is nothing to eat, where? where is the herring and where is olivier, although this is all original cuisine, but how will we feed ourselves? like pigeons, in small groups, and toasts, toasts, toasts, toasts, i will shout out, but how to build, everything is thought out, thank you, i celebrated the anniversary, which means we will move all this to the gazebo, don’t argue with me, sanya, we will move everything to gazebo. we’re here around here gnawing on our hummus, as you say, dear

mihalich, now we’ll get through everything, don’t fuss, it’s my birthday after all, phew, we need to calm down a little, yes, where’s the photo? vodka where is the vodka, that is, the courier with vodka, they had an accident, the eight jumped out of the way, don’t worry, the animals, everything is fine, besides, we have champagne , the aristocrat drink, i’m fine, you’ve been drinking champagne since the morning, it’s been a long time since khmeria, but

mom had it, where is my suit? is it necessary to get married in a barn, that you can’t go out onto the balcony? you can go out onto the balcony, but why the pipe,

oh, that’s it. oh, there manka brought her groom, oh, better, how are you , hello, phone, phone, phone, i have a phone, somehow, like that, i’ll give it to you when you give kolya back. mother, have you eaten too much berlin? kolya, return it, otherwise everyone will know that you took a bribe, i didn’t take it, i heard about the editing, why, daughter, you decided to blackmail someone other than your own father, it’s not good, and you don’t understand any other way how i’ll return it to you, this

navy daughter, they are resorting to me, uncle seryozha, i know, you can, i’ll call, call, i’ll go with the phone, i’ll call, clever, you stole my phone, come back , i’ve been saving up for it for six months, yeah, so you can blackmail my father, why do i need this, that you 're lying, i heard what your grandmother said on the phone, blackmail is not cool, you let the storm. the rascal tears the rags, let the caps from the urine fly into the water, after the black one comes a blacker stripe, so thousands of times in a row. hello, mikhail ivanovich, greetings, happy anniversary to you, i just wanted to congratulate you, and then you call, thank you, dear, how is your service? yes, slowly, slowly, i’m coming to you on business, sergei petrovich, it’s a favor to me, a gift, so to speak, for an anniversary , return one sailor to my ass, what

a sailor, but no one, a crucian carp, he has a surname, the surname of handsome men , nikolay krasavtsev, thank you, sergey petrovich, i am a debtor, thank you, thank you, father, what are you doing? karas, you understand who you are dealing with , goodbye, but i warned you that i have connections. well, an agreement is

an agreement. aren't you going to delete the video? for what? you know, i’m not afraid of anything, whoever smoked on the forecastle in a storm is not afraid of anything except betrayal, you and your dad don’t care, it’s your business. mikhail ivanovich, mikhail ivanovich, the guests will arrive soon, it’s time to get on the boat. what boat? well, i told you, to the applause of those gathered, swim straight to the shore on a boat, well you’re such a fool, and i’m your parsley, or what? it will be very impressive and we’ll take masha and cavalier, there’s enough room for everyone, where to go , everyone is behind me, well, everyone is behind me, on the coast, please, it’s close here, put it, put it, let’s go,

let’s go. all morning this boat has been preparing for you by takomdir all the paint has worn out the gene gene let's not yell, how are you even turning the steering wheel in civilian life, they fired me so i don't turn it anymore for a second and i myself, oh cool gennady himself volunteered to help, he said that he would give the boat away from his uncle on your mother's side, said that he is your neighbor and favorite conscript, all for, so, in 15 minutes you need to appear solemnly at the shore, stop the car , 15 minutes, we’ll have time to start, we must, yes, yes, yes, get on board, i don’t know how to swim,

nothing, then it’s more fun. so hello, welcome, guest, dear, a small welcom, and what is it so small that you won’t understand the tastes, what is it made of? caucasian guacamole with belarusian shrimp, don’t eat it, don’t risk it, thank you, but i brought salads here, oh, how... mushrooms, by the way, oh, for the cold one, well, i just prepared it like a wedding, what kind of wedding are you going to, zosya petrovna, misha, he still doesn’t dare introduce me to his daughter, everything is waiting for the right time

, he’s waiting, time flies, it’s a disaster, and who is this, mikhail evanovich, why don’t you introduce me? my, eagle, he’s going into the army, they train him, i have a professional for this, you’re a commander, yes, and he sends all your guys to the army, you understand, finally, you don’t fit in with my girlfriend, but i have 2 years of i was waiting for the army, everything is an agent, good, what a girl, let’s not make things up, she has a boyfriend, tolya, tolya, kolya, kolya, for his sake, she’s ready for anything, so you, kolya, it means, yes, he’s not kolya? nicolas, nicolas, it’s not a shame to take away a girl or a sailor while he was on duty. i’ll show you now who’s cool

, we got up to speed and we’re going to perkhar, i’m kolya’s fleet, and the fleet is not afraid of the storm. that it was a sailor, and the creek, the creek, i told you, something won’t start, but here’s pearl harbor, and that it’s leaking, something, and that it’s a hole in the floor, and this is my uncle, the fisherman, he made a hole to catch fish, everything is fine. we are drowning, but no, yes we are drowning

, we are drowning, but we are not drowning, guys, we are drowning, but this is not a reason to panic, i don’t know how to swim, at sea from what do they mostly die, and from what, from what, from what, i don’t know, do they die from panic, well, thank god, we are seasoned, so to speak, seasoned sailors, we won’t panic, we ’ll touch the bottom now, we will open on my command, o' we will begin to float, yes, yeah, the water has started, this is according to plan, okay, we will get the scopes, which one is on today , guys, we took in some air, everything is fine, the main thing

is calm, if it’s good, you let go of the helm , so we cancel the charades like this, zosya petrovna, where did mikha go, what does he think, if he doesn’t show up for his anniversary, he and fifty dollars will not set foot? daughter, how are you?

okay, okay, yes, you’re a fool , why did the fool scare us so much, he immediately said that he doesn’t know how to swim, so you’re a fool, and how, okay, here, all your life, you’ll be a beaver, half, back, nicolas, he rolls it off, back. and what did you immediately say, be silent, maryak, oh my god, you have to go, guys, otherwise we’ll freeze, where to go, home, home, the main goal of any voyage, go, you can, you can’t, forward, put it, what are you doing,

put it on a stone , let go of the shoe, take it, take it, forward, there they are, there they are, sarya, give it here, let's go, here's to our anniversary, finally, my parents will wake up tomorrow with orphans, and

you've been fussing, really, hold on boy, i'll get home in a jiffy. so it got hot? no, on an adventure, well, father, what are you doing? stupid, yes, he sank the boat, but it’s good, at least it’s not my fault, i have to send him back to the army. what should, why? why do you keep your word? i promise, everyone knows that your dad keeps his word, a boat with a broken navigation will not reach the harbor. what, what are you saying, i don’t understand your metaphors. don't talk to me like that. many years ago gave

word, to raise you to be a good person. to raise you correctly, so now, if you understand that it’s possible to achieve everything in life like this at someone else’s expense, and even by blackmail, it will be difficult for you, not for me, for you, i ’m trying to protect you for you, i want, i understand, that’s it i understand, our phones have sunk, you have nothing to be afraid of anymore, just say so, no, father, just say so, just don’t pretend to be a caring father now, tom, tom, yes, come to her, come, mish,

well stop, yes, yes, yes, mish, look at me, yes, honestly, now mish, well, we haven’t seen each other for several days, you miss me, of course, you miss me, just well, masha can come, well, tom, mish, such a good day, good day, good, mish, what a holiday it's a holiday, but it's a holiday, let's tell masha that we've decided to live together, that's right, come on, how long can we hide, let's say? of course, of course, we’ll say, but not today, today there’s force majeure, i’m on nerves, i see , i’m your form major, hello, sergei petrovich, it ’s me again, seryozhenko, dear, lights out, according to the sailor, lights out, lights out, let from the bell slurps, yes, thank you, here’s tom, you see how

complicated everything is. tom, okay, i hit the brakes, i moved at the wrong time, and i’m nervous, let’s go see the guests, oh, hello, wow, and then i opened it with my key, it’s okay, of course, alesya, veniaminna, mikhail, here’s a basin for you, i must have stopped by, thank you, where would we go without a basin? yes, i think the main thing is, where is tas, yes, welcome guests, dear, welcome to the ring, and you have a holiday here, yes, no, 50 years old, me, what kind of holiday is it, well, congratulations, but it’s a pity, of course, that i wasn’t invited of course, come, we everyone is welcome, so to speak, well, in a neighborly, comradely way, like, of course , where can you get away from you neighbors, oh, well then i

’ll go get a gift, well, let’s wait, yes, we’re waiting, come! tas, i think we need to go to the bathhouse, wait, let's turn around, why are you guys turning around, we're going there, masha, excuse me, do you have a hairdryer, yes, there. don’t keep it so close, you’ll melt it, but he doesn’t care anymore, he saved for six months, but he ruined it in one day , yes, but how epic, okay, you probably don’t need me anymore, i’ll go, come on, bye, good service to you, listen , where does he take you to

infantry or space forces, nowhere? okay, did you really manage to deflect, and didn’t even try, in fact, on the contrary, like you, on the contrary, that you yourself asked to join the army, but not me, my grandmother, but my father, what? he said i’ll finish college, then come, cool, at least something is stopping him, van, maybe you ’ll stay for a while, well, if you don’t have to swim, little darling, where’s masha? she's freaked out, something, where will she go, will she come, yes, mom, i don't know, give me no one? after all, wait 50 years once in a lifetime, oh, masha has come, daughter, well done, have a seat,

yes, and this penchukha, take off your fur coat, how are you, mashenka, and how are you, tamara matveevna, i’m still getting married, i won’t get married, come on, here, help yourself, there was jellied meat yesterday afternoon. i killed it, as you like, i put just a little garlic, but there’s a lot of carrots, the carrots are super , don’t fuss, they’ll take everything themselves, the mayor says, we’re waiting, of course, we’re waiting, the mayor, no one from the mountain, doesn’t come to everyone, frankly speaking, for a birthday, we are waiting, but not for a dry time, it’s time for the toasts, oh my god, you’re yelling the same thing, well, honestly, let me be the first to say, well come on, you are like a brother to me, why, like i had a younger sister, and when you and nastya got married, i also

had a brother, you are mikhail, a real man, i know how you loved your wife, and when her was gone, then i was able to replace mashka’s father and mother, i found meaning in my daughter, it’s a pity that nastya does n’t see you, she would be happy, wait, wait, i want to say, let him say, this house, it works like hell , in what shape you keep yourself, you helped me with the apartment , well done, all for masha’s sake, yeah, and you are always an example for me, for you, for a real man, father, son and brother, two short, one long, hurray, hurray, hurray , for your parents, why are you yelling, honestly, yes, let's drink, yes, for you, yes, no vodka, no vodka, time

for gifts, mikha, what you wanted, oh, i’m stunned, thank you, brother, this is a gift for you, a stun gun, i knitted it myself, oh, llama, dog, a set of spatulas, you and i are stirring with a poker, and here are the spatulas, finally, and thank you, gen, wow, heavy, samovar, probably rynda, this is our rinda, mine, the ship’s, i’ve been calling her for 20 years, and where did i get her, sai, i had to work hard, but what can’t you do for beloved boss.

for a friend, san, for a friend, what do i have, i have a gift at home, i’ll give it to you later, it’s a surprise, okay, daughter, don’t make excuses, no one thought that you forgot a gift for your father’s anniversary, a lost illusion, also an expensive gift, who's there? hello, once again, here i am, the guest has left. wow, hello, oles, what is this, this is vodka, i've come running. vladik, you were amazed, we have everything, great, thank you for taking so long, yes, i simply chose the best from the collection, you have a large collection at home, oh, very much, the whole basement is literally littered, wow, disembark, don’t be shy, oh, what do you have, is it a machine gun, no, it’s a gun, it was an american gift for an anniversary, yes, oh, well, i really like a man with a gun in his hands, maybe

you got me teach me how to shoot, you mean? well, no, no, because i’m a busy person, well, maybe then i shouldn’t look into the shameful pipe anymore, i’ve seen everything, but if you want, i ’ll teach you to shoot, but vadik, don’t and don’t even think about it, you know how i shoot ? dear friends, let me also say a toast, quietly, tom will speak, yes, come on, tomochka, my dear, beloved, my, misha, i remember, mishenka, 50 years old, this, this, well, this is

yours. milestone in order to let your son-in-law into your family, meet vanya , my fiancé, both cars, stop, that means we still have an engagement today, well, it’s bitter, shut up, i’m glad you’re still drinking with adults, yes, drinking happy, you can kiss, bitter, bitter, annoying, no need. masha, if you continue to behave like this , your father will be left alone, he will live with the golden mermaid, for this reason, i propose to get the most valuable specimens from my collection, vadim, you will help me, it’s so

natural. oh, it’s a pity i quit smoking, remember how i quit, with bread, cursed, won, but a real maryak daughter, you know, will either win or die. that’s right, i’ll marry this weakling, you can’t send him to the army, why is this weakling here, i can’t allow you, to spite me, as it seems to you, to cripple your life, and what do you order, leave this pleasure to you, in general, as a father, i will not allow you to connect your life with an unloved

person, yes, yes, then return your loved one. so your mother also achieved everything in life, she just loved me, everyone says that i look like you, they say that the kurd gives, olesya veneminovna, where did you get such a large collection, yes, we are the past, my late husband, he was a great gourmet, so after him everything was left, i apologize, how many husbands did you have in total? three and they all died, right? yes, for a simple coincidence, something is too much , apparently, my fate is such that if i fall in love with a person, then expect trouble, i so dream of

simple, feminine happiness, but i still take the risk. well, try it, and i’ll try it, moonshine, i forgot the moonshine, vadim, you’re safe, it seems it’s started, hello, sergei petrovich, dear, i’m calling you again as a friend, seryozhinka, i really beg you, send that sailor guy back to me, but no i can, i’m mikhail ivanovich, he’s on duty, yes, i understand, that’s it, i’m asking you, please, i really need it, do it, thank you, dear, i’m

your debtor. bye, duty officer, run up to me, handsome sailor, on the way out, well, fish, bye, forever, y. i'm tired of it, i'm tired of it, of course, that's it, we're sitting, we're bored. that's it, they took it off, okay? to say, tension, we are celebrating the anniversary of 50 years, once in a lifetime, and stop even less often, that’s it, we forgot, we forgot, volumes, that’s it, we’re celebrating, well

, why did they take it off, that they forgot, you, and you, you’re selfish, both together , you don’t care about anyone except yourself, you don’t notice anyone around you... and by the way, someone loves you, night, flower, bitterly, that is, commander, i ask permission, i haven’t spoken to you yet, he ’s like a father to me, okay, okay, mikhail, if you hadn’t sent me to the navy then, i wouldn’t have become a real man then, but now i know how i can, i can put on a horseshoe with my bare hands, i can, mikhailovich, oh, quietly,

quietly, i can, you straighten your fingers, well , put it away, take it, yes, sit down, sit down, that’s all, okay. filmed, we’re celebrating, stop here, it’s awkward, people are watching, calm down, everything’s fine, everything’s fine, mikhalovich , send me, amrad, to the army, why , what should i do there, gene gene, what should i do, and what should i do here? well, let 's drink to gena, what should he do here, to gena, to gena, gen, you and grandma, grandma,

tom, tom, somehow we haven’t gone on vacation for a long time, we can rush along the golden ring, we can even go to sochi, or to bulgaria for 2 weeks, take a drill. you want, but you yourself, of course you want, that two weeks together, you, me, that

, like last time, for 2 weeks the room never leaked, so to speak, into the situation and freeter, but why do we need then to go somewhere for this, what do you mean? i’ll show you that i tarred the boat, but you know, i’ll tar you too, tamaraevna, somehow, as if