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[000:00:00;00] the glow, unusual for these areas, was especially bright during and after sunset in the rostov and voronezh regions. crimea, donetsk people's republic and a number of other regions. such video footage and photographs are shared by social network users. they call this glow the southern lights by analogy with the northern lights. a few days ago , powerful flares were recorded from the sun. now the matter ejected by the star has reached our planet, provoking a disturbance in the geomagnetic field, which causes a glow in the sky. that's all for now, until
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meetings. the viewer loves detective films, it’s nice to watch a picture knowing in advance how it will end, and in general it’s flattering to feel smarter than the authors. residents of the capital say that this is incredible. the story took place in moscow. odessa residents insist that it happened in their beautiful city. leningrad and rostov-on-don do not agree with this. the seven cities dispute this in the same way that the seven cities call themselves homer's hometown. it must be said in confidence that it is unknown where this
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and you will find out about the fingerprints. so, the third car was stolen from one district. the same hand operates, an experienced, skillful one, maxim petrovich, this hand acts in cotton paper gloves from factory no. eight. then it's not fedka's golden tooth. and what did the analysis of the oil with which the criminal so loves to pour on the hinges of the garage show? the oil turned out to be refined. have you noticed, tanya, that in the yard where the theft occurred. and there are a lot of garage-less cars sleeping nearby on the street, yes, but it’s easier to steal a car that’s on the street than from a garage, you very accurately noticed this, so if you apply stanislavsky’s teaching of problems here,
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a curious thought arises: the criminal follows the path of greatest resistance , and why? having opened it beyond the task, we will catch attack. this is great, comrade investigator, i forgot to tell you one detail, maybe it will help, yes, i’m listening to you, comrade victim, i have an indecent word scratched with a nail on my left rear fender,
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i'm entering the trolleybus on the other side. hello, hello, jacob nikalovich , hello, detochkin, well, how is your uncle from dushanda, uncle, bad, so, last time there was an aunt from moldova, cousin, no, you they said she died, so we are all mortal children. we are all mortal, but if people didn’t die, then we wouldn’t be able to insure in case of death, because it’s true, well , you won’t deny, dear, that i
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show you sensitive care in every case when yours get sick or die relatives, i am providing you with a vacation at your own expense, you are an unusually sensitive leader, that’s right, right de... but you have a lot of relatives, yes, yes, yes, and i have very few staff positions, you know, your departures they'll ruin our plan, i i'll catch up. yes, understand me, kids, i can’t put family interests above public ones, because i’ll take me by the throat , i, i’ll catch up, well, go catch up, for me by
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the drum, i need to learn from larisa how to manage to press any button, with everyone was happy with this. sing the star, season premiere, tonight on the first. vodka veda is a product of the stellar group, yesterday a policeman stopped me . the power of attorney is invalid, why? because i have to stop by to have it certified at the notary’s office. ask! sign the place actually, i myself don’t know why i would be afraid of my property, but fires, it would be a shame if such property. will burn for free, dima, maybe we should insure our car? did you
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buy a car? yes, yes, please, insurance for individual cars is provided in the event of death or accident as a result of a collision or natural disaster, but in the event of theft? in case of theft, no, ivanovich, i’m not rich enough to pay for it in poems and be in poverty, but where do you keep it? come here, beige, the color is not prossy, but you don’t have a garage? not yet, but i’m still working on this difficult task, they promise to allocate space, so
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all the best, my clever girl, give us a ride not on the way, as you want, confidently. everyone who doesn't have a car dreams of buying one, and everyone who has a car dreams of selling it, and doesn't do it just because having sold, you will be left without a car; man, like no living creature, likes to create... additional difficulties for himself. this is what
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explains the desire to have your own car. the thought of 5,500 simply abandoned on the pavement, and equipped with wheels, can poison any happy life. oh, i still can’t understand what kind of business trips an insurance agent might have, why are you standing there, lunch is ready, go wash your hands, what kind of weights are you carrying in your crankcase, mom? all the necessary things for work, it’s scary to look at you, you’re so thin and special, these business trips seem suspicious to me, i wrote a letter to the newspaper so that milk should be brought, korchnoi revealed the chess one, i was rooting for the tackle, it was left on
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the shelf, don’t laugh at your mother, welcome, yuri ivanovich, thank you. hedgehog, don’t be a fuss, these business trips seem suspicious not only to me, but to others , dumas’s last book was a cookery book, you are eating onion soup, according to the recipe of a great writer, these business trips seem suspicious, love, she’s right, she doesn’t want to marry a klutz , that's her did she tell you what's wrong with you? no, no, not now, he just arrived , no, no, i don’t think so, that evening, maxim podberyozovikov
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was moving in an unknown direction, from the other end of the big city, in an even more unknown direction, walking and... yuri detochkin , they walked towards fate, they became closer, every investigator necessarily has a hobby to which he devotes his time free from criminal investigation. sherlock holmes, for example, played the violin, maxim podberyozovikov in amateur performances. the development of folk amateur art is underway
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forward by leaps and bounds. the spirit of the times has finally touched us, amateur performance groups, they began to overwhelm us... creating folk theaters, so to speak, from club teams, they are forming a national team. today is our solemn day, we are creating a new people’s theater today, i hope that it will be a strong organism, united, comrade, don’t get upset, sit down, why, hello, uh. who will go to creative victories, within the hospitable walls of our cultural center, all conditions have been created
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for people of different professions to join melpomenia, which was, as eze moza brought, our, in particular, folk theater is created, so to speak, from two friendly groups, with a group called public, there is an opinion that folk theaters will eventually supplant professional theater, and that’s right
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, when i worked in the theater, and me, it’s, well, it doesn’t matter, it’s natural that an actor who doesn’t receive a salary will play with great inspiration, because besides, the actor has to work somewhere, it’s not good if he ’s seasoned, if he all day, you know, hangs out in the theater, because how much better ermolova would have played in the evening, if during the day , you know, she worked at the grinding machine, the title of the people's theater obliges us to do a lot , it’s better not to remember who we haven’t played in our groups. isn’t it time, my friends , for us to take a swing at our shakespeare’s williamate
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? please, transistor receiver, carefully, i ask you, forgive me, which of you, dima, i, dima, what’s the matter, i’m from olekta nikolaevich, which nikolaevich, friend, and listen, what’s the matter with you, you’re writing, and yes , please, how many numbers does this player have, 3, 78, 45, 33, please, go to the right to the cash register, i need a tape recorder. foreign, american or german? there is a very good one, domestic , thank you, domestic will do, we need to look for a foreign one, i understand how much, what’s the matter, citizen, i look at what’s in the zoo, or what? look at tv, 50, 50, well, pull yourself together, i need to find out, i need to bring vitaly, yes, i need to hold on,
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i’d like a pack in size, please, thank you, taxi, taxi. taxi, be gentle, i beg you, i’m late, this is your car , no, well, you’re the driver, no, no, what are you doing here then, i want to steal this car, and you ’re holding me back, well then please, steal it with me , i’m late for the train, are you really late, yes, sit down, thank you, only you become an accomplice, okay, okay, in kursk:
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i warned you, hold him, there he is, gotcha, hold, hold, hold him, don’t let me go, you're a bastard. i’m not a thief, i’m late for the train, please, here’s my belnet, i’ve prepared, look at how prudently, the police, the police, finally, rather, they caught the swindler, he tried to steal my car, i ask you, quickly, hold him, hold him, who owner, move away, i, that is, we, we caught the thief, i’m not a thief, i ’m late for the train, and he took my ticket. please, please, and yours, what’s on the car, documents, we won’t look into it
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here, who is the witness, me, what happened, what? unfortunately, unfortunately, i didn't remember it in face, i’m late for the train, however, i’m already late, keep it, yours, well, we can keep it, yours, yes, i’m a witness, i’m a witness, yes, i look better in my profile, please, yes, that’s it. i’ll start from the very beginning, they didn’t bring belomor to me today, well, they didn’t bring me, they didn’t bring me, i’m already tired of telling everyone, belomor, no, there’s no belomor, you know, yes, but in short, young man, there’s no need in your profession he’s in a hurry, belomor is a detail for investigations, he’s the same person who got into your car, too, first i asked for melomor, and then i bought cigarettes, a friend
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for 30 kopecks, a pack with a dog on the label. so then i thought, why is he nervous, and why? stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, what are you thinking all the time? each player must know his role by heart, and there is no need to rush around the stage without any sense, you need to play with your head, evgeniy, and there is no need to be rude, otherwise i will take you off the field, from rehearsals, i am not being rude, break, evgeniy aleksanovich, here this place, leave it, for god’s sake, leave it, a break, what am i telling him, boy, don’t upset him, please , what are you smoking
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? friend who? he is a criminal, what a criminal, modern, cultural, i would even say , a criminal of a new type , what crooks used to forget at the crime scene, what they forgot at the crime scene, caps, cigarette butts, but now shakespeare, no, don’t be alarmed, here there are no blood stains, so what are you, investigator, yes, i i’m handling cases of car theft, oh, car theft, there are no fingerprints, a criminal, he works in cotton gloves, but that’s not interesting to you, no, it’s very interesting, you know, there’s no library stamp, no, i say, no library stamp stamp, not the owner’s name, you know, some people inscribe their books, i know, but i don’t, i
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’ll tell you a secret, there’s a gang going on in the city, we couldn’t get the fourth one out, but soon this will be over, but how? i managed to detain one of the gang members, who? a decent person, an engineer, a wife, a doctor, two children, he recently got an apartment in the southwest and is doing things like this, but what does he look like? and you arrested him? well, why such a strict measure, i was going to run away to the resort, but i took a subscription from him , and not leaving, what if this is not an accomplice, a respected person, a wife, a doctor, two children, an apartment on egozada, they deprived him of his well-deserved vacation, my instinct tells me , he is not guilty, but the final clarification of the affairs of a few days,
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i already know the signs of the leader of the gang, high. walks around in a raincoat, a hat, with a briefcase, and the main signs, a stoop, and how are you going to catch the leader, comrade , i ask everyone for the second half, trap for a large animal, in the forest you will go for a wolf, for a bear, for a wolf, for jokes, yes, tell me how it works, you put bait here , you have bait, you have it, you have it, you have it, the predator smells
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the bait, sneaks, sneaks, the animal is caught. lovely, write it down, there are no markets in sri lanka , that’s why all people go to such paws, it’s true that you can be bought without money, and money... bring it later, of course, here true, then you have to extract money from debtors with pincers; in order to achieve nirvana, you have to study a lot, and most importantly, communicate. each of us has almost 6 hours a day in our schedule to communicate with people. i don’t have as close heart-to-heart conversations with my friends as i do with monks. i'm in everyone's heaven - designers, stylists. please note that each pebble is sewn on, all embroidery is done by hand. take it. for example, a banana flower, you mix it with rice, guys, it’s a rare disgusting thing, oh my god, it’s so spicy, that’s
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what local cuisine is like, you sit there crying, life of others, premiere, today on the first, old barrerel cognac, a product of the stellar group. season premiere: what were you doing at ion's the night of the murder? well, that’s what a man can do at night with a woman, but i can show you, if you help, listen, puppy, thanks for the valuable information, that’s enough, let’s go, it’s good that they called, but it was necessary to rip him out like sidrosa, but uncle vanya, he idiot, what kind of maniac is he, he has a gut, right? last thing, let's do everything clean, you need it more than me, you know? mosgaz,
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cherkassov’s latest case, why did i only now i find out that your object has disappeared since november 13, after the program, time is at first. in my opinion, everything is fine, it’s welcome, bring the ice cream, my good girl, e, e, e, simochka, you’re not in the forest, guys, they won’t separate into a collective, everyone into a
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such a test in which, as soon as you breathe, you can immediately see whether the person drank or didn’t drink, and if he deprives you of drinking, the truth is that you’re smart, anyway, simochka, it ’s not a beach that you’re lying down already polishing the taxit’s taxi. look, i've had a lot of fun, yes i should put yourself in a horizontal position,
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right. who's there? lyuba, it's me. what's happened? what happened? lyuba, you understand, they have set traps all around. my god , my god, my god, my god, what’s wrong with you, my god, unfortunate, i’m unfortunate, i’m so unlucky, the criminal attacked the same car twice. this is not a coincidence. i think. exactly your
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car, reasonably, i also guessed this, why? leave a trap for a living person, right? i'm sorry, but you weren't able to save us from the bandit, so we had to do something self-defense? why did he attach himself specifically to your car, are you asking me about this? well, who? you don't suspect anyone you know? we know quite decent people. well, maybe someone is jealous of you, why? are you asking strange questions , comrade? yes, i’m strange, but not strange, who, tanya, ask the clinic, has anyone come in with a characteristic leg injury? well, let's set up surveillance of your car? no, well, observation is not necessary,
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why? no need, thank you, we’ll put up a garage, yes, and yuri ivanovich, if he doesn’t come, look, the director will award you a free kick, oh your leg hurts, well then lie down, of course, of course, no, i’ll tell you, get well. who has the leg? this is the leg, the one who needs the leg, well, call when, when your car is stolen.
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dim, they're taking away tuptunov's dacha. who selects? are you a fool? daddy, tuptunov's dacha is being taken away. and they choose correctly. it’s high time, let’s say, we need to fight the crook. why is he a crook? a man knows how to live. tell me, with what earnings, the deputy director of the knitting factory destroyed a two-story mansion. this is his business, no, ours, we will simply mercilessly fight with people who live on income other than labor , keep quiet, daddy, but we got scared, so i’ll give you a pass with my knee and you’ll fly out of my school, i’m already tired of your saldophone humor, so what? such a knee, well, why, and what are you asking to take, who are you, this is my bestowal, don’t stand , i beg you, the workers will hear, let everyone...
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this is my dacha, it’s listed as yours, but it’s being built with my money, and you prove it , come on, wife, you generally live in the world by proxy, that’s it, don’t touch the dog, the car is his wife’s, my name is dacha, you have nothing, you are a loser, why, why should i live like this, lord, why, why, i am a person with a higher education. i have to hide, adapt, get out, why can’t i live freely, openly, oh, when will all this end, never, and what do you even have? in mind, you know that i can simply do this to you for this, i know, i know, but daddy is probably afraid, this guy should always remember who i am, and he is
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our right turn is stuck, let's see, yes, and when changing speed there is such a sound, such knock-knock-knock, you also know that our right front wheel is overheating, let’s feel it, yes. and the day before yesterday the car smelled of gasoline all day, let’s smell it, i think it’s a small town there.
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where is the car? comrade. hello, hello, i see you are driving alone, please help me , start this drone, start the motorcycle, yes, i can’t do it alone, with pleasure, but no, the battery is low, and i asked the authorities a thousand times. and put me on a new motorcycle. yes, with an old battery it’s not life. yes, and don’t talk. well, 3-4
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have taken? let's try. so, well, sit down. well, they took it to the acceleration machine. yeah, into the acceleration, into the acceleration. yeah, into the accelerator. yeah. well? oh, i see you’ve gotten a little dirty, well, now let me give you a ride, but what’s the point, listen, friend, let’s hook it up to your volga, you have a cable, who knows what’s there, i don’t
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remember, i’ll look now , so yeah, well, there is a boxer, good , order, thank you, friend, helped out, oh, what are we talking about, person, to person, friend, oh, exactly. trouble happened to me, you helped me, trouble happened to you, i’ll help you, together we’re doing a common thing, you in your own way, and i in my own way, oh, that’s right, tell me, friend, somewhere here there’s a telegraph nearby, and
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warned you, with an old battery is not life, and don’t even talk about it, i was always afraid of this, it will be va... work, he will let you down , of course, they didn’t transfer me to a new motorcycle, i sympathize, you were unlucky, but you were lucky, of the two of us, someone should have been the story, this... exactly, so what are we going to do, brother? why did you run away from me? it’s a habit, you catch up, i run away, i have a habit , you run away, and i catch up, i would go out, help you start the motorcycle, they would hook you up to your volga, like last time, no, i’m already convinced how you respond to kindness,
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sorry, i'm leaving europeans, a few me denmark is not the largest country in the world, we cannot make important decisions, we want to provide maximum support to ukraine. we cannot make important decisions, so we support ukraine. i’ll be honest with you, we’re talking about tunisia, for example, they didn’t even receive one euro. they squeezed it, everything went to ukraine. doesn’t understand who was talking to her, banderras thought, this is such an actor, they say that we will take what belongs to us, this is programmed chaos on the streets of europe, how to force hundreds of millions
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get down. i'm not asking where this car came from, why are there no documents? but i can say frankly, i stole this car, can i tell you from whom for what? i can also tell you frankly, i am a pastor donating these rubles to him, but there is a little left. and do you believe in god? all people believe, some believe that there is a god, others believe that there is no god, both
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unprovable, you will recalculate, i will. that's what the glundik four-track tape recorder promised, elegant in appearance, i see it's absolutely new, i checked it myself, write it down, i remember everything 80, as you said, 50, my personal circumstances changed, you know, it's just robbery, i don't insist, the thing will go away in a second, an elegant thing,
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four lanes, write it out, citizen, the thing has been sold, don’t touch it with your hands, the thing has been sold, why did he want to steal your car, excuse me, please, please, 22 no drumstick, yeah, grandpa, how old are you, what's wrong with you? i got caught. i died, an investigator came to see me, they’ll lock you up, but don’t steal, semyon vasilyevich, you’re in my house, your house is a prison, dad, your barracks jokes are inappropriate today, inca, inka, what to do, what to do, inca, what to do, dry the crackers, dima, don’t worry, you need to give it to the investigator, you’ve gone crazy, you need to give a lot, then he’ll take it, keep quiet, be quiet, i won’t allow
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shame, dad! with your teachings, you should speak at your market, i sell strawberries rescued with your own hands, and for bribes it’s not like your son-in-law will grind your own daughter into powder, nothing, nothing, in prison they will re-educate you, in 10 years you will return as a different person, even if it’s a bird, get married, you need to give a shit. please, don’t doubt me, i have this money, here’s a full briefcase, dear comrade, do you really want to transfer this amount to an orphanage, yes, you were brought up in this
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house, yes. is this your personal savings? well , how can i tell you, in general, in general, i also had a hand in this, hello, i’m yuri ivanovichkin, please wait, i’m yura’s mother, it’s very nice, come into the room, i’m from the people’s theater, i’m very pleased that yura plays in the theater, in my opinion, he has abilities, he’s just talented, though he’s not came to the last rehearsal and we... golovchuk, he’s on a business trip, sit down, i hate his business trips, he always breaks down in the middle of the night, disappears, lyuba is right, something’s wrong here, lyuba is yurien’s fiancée, here’s her card, who is he like? -not modern, he courted her for a very long time, she drives trolleybuses, a nice woman, they
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we met when he came to insure her, tell me what kind of business trips an insurance agent might have, he comes back nervous , you know who you are by profession, i’m an investigator, oh, so you’ll figure it out, when i was young, an investigator looked after me, but i married a krasnoorets man, and when he walked at our wedding with the whole regiment, we sang our locomotive flies forward, who doesn’t stop, you know this song, there is no other, we have the way in our hands, we have a rifle, and when did he leave navoy days ago at night, the most parasitic thing is he i came to lyuba to say goodbye on some kind of wolf, and well, i took a taxi, no, he himself was driving, well, since yuri ivanovich, the car howls, yura, and he worked as a driver for 10 years, then he got into an accident, he had a concussion, he was in sklefosovsky’s, i didn’t leave the hospital either, the doctors advised yuri not to travel for now, and he got a temporary job as an insurance agent, oh, i so want them
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to get married. i dream of a grandson or granddaughter, i don’t care what’s wrong with you, what city did you send your employee’s children to on a business trip? i didn't send it anywhere, you you know, what a thing, detochkin has a lot of all sorts of sick relatives, in different cities of the soviet union, you understand, i got it recently. a telegram , here it is, you see that his next nephew fell ill, this is his beloved nephew, and he took a vacation at his own expense,
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maxim was beside himself. memories burned his heart, how cleverly the childish one hid his interest in finding the leader, the hypocrite, how he stole a car with the help of a truck crane, a vile inventor, a thief, a traitor, he betrayed the most precious thing, friendship, and there is no mercy for such to a person. we send attention to subform number 4, i repeat.
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mom, it’s me, i just arrived, i ’m healthy, everything is calm at home, no one came, you finished playing in your folk theater, an investigator came to see you, defend yourself, sir, i’m at your service. i have the honor to attack you , where have you been, what the hell, i was on a business trip, and how is the health of my nephew, what nephew, beloved, a wolf trap, and a sore leg, and a cigarette friend. listen, stop the gags, there were no cigarettes in shakespeare’s time, friend, there weren’t, then why are we switched to simple, under birch trees, yes, but what
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, a decent amount, a fortune, where did you come from, mom is so good, she sings about a steam locomotive, excuse me, but you're not crazy, no, i have a certificate, an artist, a good artist, i always said, a real swindler , as a rule, a good artist, i am careful, they only stole from those who were considered swindlers, i immediately guessed it, you think at the trial, they’ll knock off a year or two from the term where you’re hiding your captain, here, yeah, so , hello, why didn’t you tell me anything right away, i ask you, with a friend, go to a separate office, thank you, there’s no need, darling
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, my dear, they're about to bring fresh beer, the roach has just been delivered, they'll serve it, and the roach has just been caught, the joker is your friend , yes, tell me, but there's nothing new in the cars , it'll be coming soon, okay, please, eat, please, eat, please, eat , let's pass. let's stay a little longer, if possible, i'm unlikely to be there to feed in prison, as here, what is it? change of linen, just in case. oh, oh, yes, i see, and these are certificates, receipts, documents. what other documents? where's the money? and this is money. why did you transfer money to orphanages? yeah, how much did you keep for yourself? i didn’t leave anything aside, only for travel and
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business trips. yes, dear viewer, detochkin did not take any money for himself, although he is a thief, he is a disinterested, honest person, they laid out the accounting documents, this is an audit, we will serve our branded beer. i didn't sell my first car, i left it with the police in kursk, stuck a detailed disclaimer note to the stained glass, and went to the station and... returned to
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now... take it, and now i’ll ruin it, maxim, maxim , don’t you dare, don’t dare, don’t you dare, you’ll get it, you’ll get it, maxim, guys, we are friends, guys, everything is fine, dad, everything is fine, dad, everything is fine, well, take it for yourself, i’m giving it to you. goodbye , come in, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, what a friend, friend, if i get sick,
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yeah, i won’t go to the doctors. i’ll turn to my friends, don’t think that i’m delusional, lay out the steppe for me, listen, friend , don’t put me in jail before the premiere, i beg you, i won’t put you in jail at all, live freely, you know, such a role happens once in a lifetime, you know, play the premiere. all subsequent performances, subsequent ones are not necessary, no, no, it is necessary, it is necessary, oh you paws, i went to the club , don’t hit the car, why did you do this, who asked you, who forced you, look at yourself, you’re an idiot, yeah. you're talking like a three-year-old child, why are you sitting down?
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