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tv   Nebesnii tikhokhod  1TV  November 6, 2023 7:25am-9:00am MSK

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[000:00:00;00] send me a shte , listen, friend, don’t put me in jail before the premiere, i beg you, i won’t put you in jail at all, live freely, you know, such a role only happens once in a lifetime, you know, play the premiere, all subsequent performances are not necessary, no, it is necessary, it is necessary. oh, you paws, i went to the club, under the car, why did you do this, who asked you, who forced you, look at yourself, you’re an idiot, yeah, you’re reasoning like a three-year-old child, but why did you sit down, stand up, oh, what
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? do, my god, did you think about me? no, no, you always only thought about yourself, they'll put you in prison, yura, and they'll do the right thing, they'll do the wrong thing, right, no, button up, i'll be waiting for you, yura, 5 years, 8 years, 10 years, as long as it takes, thank you, 10, 10, which means then i'll be 46, yes, this is of course, who did i contact, what is it, god, look what you look like, my god,
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you ruined your whole life,
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juura,.
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good morning, it’s me, hello, tell me, have you already heard that today a car was stolen again, and you didn’t look out the window today, hello, hello, why are you silent, you’re looking out the window, right? so how is it? why did you do this? since when did you start stealing cars from honest people? where are your principles? uh, no, this is stelkin's car, and he is a bribe taker. which one else? stelkin? this is the car of a famous scientist, doctor of science. just a minute, i'm now ordering a file cabinet, he has a file cabinet, a file cabinet, bureaucrat, n. this is stelkin’s car, and he is
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a bribe-taker, it can’t be, am i mistaken, you will immediately overtake the volga and its owner. and i advise you, i really advise you, to come to me, as they say with things, but the performance, there will be no performance, russian in hollywood, from a to z. a, americans, b, bandits, c vladovin, g, head, toe, d. and your evidence e, yo, g, h, your health, we will be with and brief, k - lshtshfum, m, syrup,
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calluses, n, novosiirs, o, put, p, finish off, r, rush, s, i'm a cool russian. weapons, actually this is a birdhouse. t topant u. f - to all of us. x - cold. i'm not used to such a dubak. tse:zhty. che. chelyabinsk. sha. shanka's hat. solid sign, s. soft sign. eh, it hits. u. usa. i. vanya. vodka harmony hollywood. today on the first one, bourbon stirsman, a product of the stetel group. ancient people called this place
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peramaa, which means distant land. this was the case until catherine the great decided to establish the capital of the ural mountains here. and now it's feather. one, two, one. is it normal that i'm not wearing a skirt? it’s normal , men dance too, russian people are different, they want to understand why you are mad and you love nature, they understand faster than german, do you go to lunch? i don’t think much about it, i still don’t eat what they eat, our robot even has such a nickname all over the world, kalashnikov from work equipment, we sit down and go deeper, is it possible to get stuck somewhere, if you get stuck, what should you do? well , you can lose weight a little and then come out later, the life of your prime minister on sunday on
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the first. log in,
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here is a report on the work done.
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decree on my relest. good evening, good evening, happy premiere, you too, they brought me such a funny wig , why do you need a wig, your whole life has already been spent in makeup, why are you saying, my life is in some past tense, so tomorrow well, the court, you face 5 years, i have a mitigating circumstance. i am an honest person, what kind of mitigating circumstances? the fact that you stole the car of one swindler and sold it to another, an honest man , there were some shortcomings in my work, and who doesn’t have them, for example, for a long time you could not catch me, it’s so difficult to catch a person, who leads a double life, deceives everyone, lies to everyone, this has always depressed and tormented me very much, tie me up in a gang.
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no good deed can be accompanied by lies and deception; he must have arbitrarily carried out a trial, carried out reprisals, but on what basis, according to speaking of conscience, all this is stupidity and a crime, under investigation, where are you going? so you also think that i am guilty? comrades, spectators, a full stadium, i ask everyone on stage , yes, don’t forget to say, to be or not to be, but you are again not ready, here is hamlet, my handkerchief, wipe your forehead, the queens are drinking to your success. but
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for the third time, laertes, you are not joking, fight with all your strength, i am afraid you are a sissy, you consider me, it seems to you, let’s begin, ah.” let's forgive each other, your dear hamlet, be pure before the sky, i'm coming for you,
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garatio, i'm dying, mother, goodbye, yura, i'm here,
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by the way, the trial is underway, let's continue the court hearing, kids. violated the law, and the law, as you know, does not like to joke. in all his many years of practice, a people's judge has never had such a strange, paradoxical case. according to the law, detochkin faced imprisonment for up to 5 years. detochkin is not just a thief, he is worse, he is a bandit, he should be tried for burglary and burglary. this guy took aim at the most sacred thing we have, the constitution. it states that every person has the right to personal property, it is protected by law, every person has the right to have a car, dacha, books, money, comrade, no one has yet canceled money, from each according to his abilities, to each according to the work in his cash. the investigative authorities
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inform the court that a criminal case has been initiated against tsvetov’s witnesses. dad, it’s okay, it’s okay, you’ll find someone else, honest. if the future of dima semitsvetov now loomed quite clearly, then the fate of yuri ivanovich detochkin remained still vague. finally, the court called the most important witness, maxim podberyozovikov. dear comrades judges, at first i handled this case as investigator, but when it turned out that the accused was my friend, i... refused to conduct the case and now act only as a witness. i understand, comrade judge, you have a difficult task ahead of you. tetochkin violated the law, but he violated it with noble intentions. he
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sold cars, but gave the money to the children. he is of course to blame, but he... is not to blame, have pity on him, comrade, judge, he is a very good person, and an excellent worker, but you don’t know, so be silent, yuri detochkin, be quiet, i ’m demanding, or i’m not disturbing. defendant, you have the last word, citizens judges, maybe i acted incorrectly, but from the bottom of my heart, i couldn’t stand it
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, because they steal, they steal a lot, i wanted to help you, citizens here, because all this... that’s how it happened, please let me go, i , i won’t do it again, honestly i won’t, as is already known, the viewer loves detective films, it’s nice to watch. the picture knowing in advance how it will end, this is an incredible story that is unknown where it happened,
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and whether it happened at all, is coming to an end,
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hello lyuba, i'm back. where is the body? here the body cannot be alive, it very well may be, now in the car, carefully, carefully, we are friends, migratory birds, if only our days are not good.
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we didn’t have time to get married on earth, you won’t find a wife in heaven, because , because we are pilots, the sky is ours, the sky is ours, a cherished home, first of all, first of all, airplanes, and then girls, and girls then, first of all, first of all, airplanes , well, girls, and then a girl , a tender image, a dream, you are dove, you want to give your heart forever, today you will meet, you will see, you will love, tomorrow the order is to fly away, because, because you are pilots, not ours, not ours, vadim’s house, first of all, first of all, myself... flights, well, girls, and girls
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then, first of all, first of all, planes, well, girls, and girls then, so as not to encounter longing on the way, remembering the affectionate look, we decided, friends, not to fall in love, even with the most. beautiful girls, because, because we are pilots, the sky is not extinguished by our driven home , first of all, first of all, airplanes, well , girls, and girls then, first of all, first of all, airplanes, and girls, and girls
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then please! 25 g each does not interfere, so, for the fearless fighter, master of parachute sports, maira bunina, cheers, no habits , a minute, a minute, a minute, order, thank you, friends, upset comrade, you know, for all of us, for the fighters, for comrades, for misogens, and what is this misogen, well, he himself said, in all
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the encyclops, what does this mean, it is. no , comrades, the wife is a hater - this is through captain kaisarov, senior lieutenant, a cloud of zaks, you will only pass through my corpse, okay, clear, quiet, quiet, no zaks, no corpses, we agreed, until the end of the war, love is canceled, it seems clear, clear, the holy male union, so for the holy male union , and why are you following me again, sister, yes, take the sick medicine, you ran away here again, oh, well by god, sister, i don’t drink, now by god, these are buns for the mixture, yes, this is not a person, this is an eagle, and where have you seen an eagle drink a mixture, that’s it, because you have to understand, you are like that sweetheart, pretty, kaisarov captain, senior lieutenant, no
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talking, let me pour it myself, yeah, you check out immediately, you need to take air combat three times a day, not medicine, i tell you... 32, otherwise there is a new design, a magnificent car, a road, what is it called, that medicine, no, not a medicine, but some kind of- something personalized, a gift from a people's artist, taras, kaisarov, seniorran, guilty, oh, what are you doing to him, now
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he's sick, the commander will come to you now. nothing, nothing, today they'll discharge you, why do you think, because because, because that we are pilots, sky, driven house, but here you will be, no, it’s not true, it hurts here, but it hurts , yes, it hurts, well, it’s very good, breathe, don’t breathe at all, so, don’t breathe, so, good, so, more, more. deeper, cough, don’t breathe, cardiogram, sister, that’s a good thing, my little head, i decided to quit , recently, you know, i quit, and you’re sorry, it’s dragging
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, my little head, it’s dragging on, that’s what you needed, okay, so, uh, sick leave the regime is no longer needed, comrade professor, you can fly , uh, you can, you can, you can, come on professor, dear professor, dear professor, but you can drink darling, you can drink milk, you know, uh, cunningly, you know, there are fruit waters, kvass in unlimited quantities, please, please, here, well, that means these are rumans, you know? flirting, these are family dramas, that is, you can’t , you have to beat your heart, be, be calm, comrade professor, well - so don’t fall anymore, comrade, comrade, bun, very good, though the last name is not majestic, but i don’t care to your last name, i dedicate the first flight to you, thank you, i am very touched, thank you, thank you, all is well, everything is fine, i give
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1.100 in your honor, how much? you know you you know, even 1,200 per hour, you’ll see, 1,200 m, no, that’s kilometers, that this is the normal speed for a fighter. you are contraindicated bend decisive you will have to transfer to the attack aircraft the speed of the attack aircraft is not contraindicated well 550 well then the bomber speed 400 speed 400 is contraindicated will decide and tell me if you have something so quieter you understand slower there is y2 speed what nothing 100 km well what to do, well, i don’t mind, i don’t mind . wait, wait, comrade, professor, comrade, general, what’s going on, but i’m a fighter, i can’t walk on the ground , i want to run all the time, running is
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against you, comrade, well, why, y2, yes i, yes i’m better than the infantry, you understand what the u2 is, transporting milk, well, comrade general, why, nothing, buns, nothing , having now entered service, this plane, like a light night bomber , is doing great things with the help of stalin, well, congratulations to you, congratulations, please, you know, don't fall in my honor. spoke, spoke, well, i have a dead hour,
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the professor ordered to transfer him to u-2, and his heart, yes, is worried. flies, of course, you’ll rest after the triumph , the newspaper men won’t torment you, i won’t write to the girls, here, here’s a solid company, after all, they’re all elderly, so to speak,
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veterans, because we drank. i'll smoke, help sometimes. well, thank you, i haven’t smoked for a long time, here everything is non-smoking, non-smoking, you might say, there is also non-drinking , there is also non-drinking, and they fly, they fly, angels, not pilots, here is the first time from the dacha and stormed right there, yeah, my daughter, you they knocked, why is that? one second, what else is this, why is there a girl here, excuse me, not a girl, who is it, senior
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lieutenant kutuzov, major bulochkin, in the curtains, we thought you would be there later, after night flights we are just getting up, yeah, we are up, please comrades, comrade officers, hello officers.
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at ease. so that's what we have, is there anything you don't like about us, mayor? no, nothing, already, please tell me, is your name tatyana? no, what? yes, you understand, the situation you have is inappropriate to write letters, you you know, there is no time to fly a lot. and the entire first link is girls, all girls, and the pilots from the navigators, which means both the pilots and the navigators, well, the second and third link, there are men, there are men, well, really there are only three of them, no, it doesn’t matter, i understand, one thought i ended up in this convent, since childhood, you know, i really dreamed of it, comrade major, but you really look like
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a monk. calm down, eat calmly , i'm a gypsy monitor, i have many wives, let's go, comrade, senior lieutenant, show your cars, ron, well, where are your air planes giants? next to you, comrade major, oh, senior lieutenant svetlova, how light it is here, yes, this is a camouflage jacket, also from the first star, called the king of camouflage, an extraordinary camouflage... tunala, the nazis
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can’t find it, listen, uh , please tell me, are you really a pilot, or is this also camouflage? well, no , i’m your worry, of course, you understand, comrade major, girls probably think that means novels, love, but excuse me, this is ours, no, no, no, no, you even made such a vow, like an oath, to the end wars, no novels, everything is the first, second, third beast. well, of course, except for men, and you can’t stand this, that love is , of course, a good thing, but the authority of the commander is falling, and this is no good, right, wow,
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okay, let’s go. yes, that’s what, i think that i won’t have to fly with you, i’ll talk to the division commanders , comrade general, allow it, not in the official capacity, but as a pilot pilot, of course, i was already thinking about you, comrade general, you yourself pilot, we will understand each other, we will definitely understand, we will talk, we will understand, just this,
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first, advise me about one task, i’m listening, look , so you need to accurately and quickly, from one approach, so to speak, cover the headquarters and the commission, and it’s easier to miss the dangerous approaches at night , here are the anti-aircraft points, you need to distract significant points. let a flight of our planes fly by, for the bombing itself, it seems to me that only one plane needs to be sent, the bombing horse is small, a saucer, for petlyakov it’s difficult, yes difficult, also impossible, also impossible, absolutely true, yes, comrade general, what
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if y2? as you said, y2 from mine squadron, u2, can approach, quietly at an altitude of 50 m, pass right over the target itself, he can’t, nothing, nothing, they came up with a very good idea, one or two from yours, for sure, but you understand what kind of pilot is needed here. i would say a witty, fearless general is so fearless, so who among you are ready to dispatch to this task? true, you haven’t gotten to know the youth yet , you don’t know, forgive me, comrade general, that i myself am not fit for this job, no, of course you are, but your health is not entirely good, heart,
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dizziness, contraindicated, comrade general, i’m healthy, just like the letter, just allow me, great, compose it by evening. and now go, there is comrade general, vasily vasilyevich, i’m listening to what he wanted to talk to me about, but you see, comrade general, in fact, i came to you to receive such a task, i knew it, both are
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pilots understand each other. so, do it, we’re flying, comrade, mayor, yes, is your route okay? what do you know? comrade, mayor, i have been a navigator for 3 years. oh, okay, okay, don't be offended. by the way, don’t be surprised, i sing while flying. this is also i still have this habit from the fighter plane. postik tovari sings.
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excuse me, what is your repertoire? russian songs, walking.
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there is time before the start of the meeting, we are packing here, the evening bells, the evening bells, how amazing it is, such silence, it is colossal and we are already, now alive, then cheerful, young and strong, the grave... all of it, just one more time, not hearing, vespers, excellent,
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evening ringing, evening ringing, how much, suggestively. i can’t keep it like that yet, no, no, no, that’s great, let’s hurry up, youtube, as soon as i get there. properly, clearly look, a flower garden, international women's day, we thought he was crying, but he’s laughing, well, i’m for the mayor, as for myself.
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vouches for the girls as well, there are not enough snacks, good girls, captain kaytsarov, i destroy traitors morally and physically , it is clear, more or less, let's go, let's go, welcome, great simeon, healthy, comrades, please love and favor, beauty and the pride of the air fleet, kaisa... very nice, svetlova, and the wedding will be, oh-oh, senior lieutenant kutuzov, svetlova, maria, senya, kaisarov, okay, meet me next, comrades, now everyone, thank you,
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good. comrades, pancakes with meaning, on the occasion of a successful bombing, comrades, stood so to speak, well, of course, nothing special , they were ordinary, but we bombed successfully, excuse me, that’s what the lieutenant said, we bombed successfully, you mean, we bombed successfully, well, yes , i said so, we, i don’t understand who bombed, us or you? we, we, comrade, senior lieutenant, we, ah, you, yeah, excuse me, about us, we also accompanied yesterday, attack aircraft and bombed successfully, well, yes, even missed, how do you know, this is completely naturally, the goal, well, that’s how damn it is, but... our speed, you know, is not your u2 , well, that’s where it needs to be, our speed is 120, but we
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don’t smear, eat, semyon, eat, thank you, thank you, smear wave, here i am, i never thought that two fighters could be shot down in a fair fight, that’s it, i ’m switching to u2, well, yes, why am i so happy about this, and why not be happy, how fighters rushed towards us, right, no, girls, you are all brave. everyone dreams of getting on a fighter plane, please change interesting, look how he will crawl on this turtle, they don’t give up language for such a turtle, there is even a special order here, or maybe the germans don’t have enough plywood, who knows, no, i wonder how he will master these u2s, and what about the pilot on such a machine there must be a brave, witty, on two legs, but with a head... of course, you know, education never hurts, that’s how it would be, i don’t advise flying on the u2, please allow me, no, but i
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’m not going to , but i’m bothering my comrades, but don’t worry about him, he’s got it right you have a head, why can’t you eat, semyon, eat, eat, well, eat, eat, of course you’ll forgive me for talking to you so rudely, you are an experienced, elderly person , like a baby, well, maybe in appearance, in character , i understand. but you don’t want to say in the same madness, right? oh, please , don’t look at me with such tracing eyes, nothing will happen, i have armor here, you know, you can’t kill me with a gun, for the sake of katyusha, katyusha, by the way, my name is katyusha, you guys better not
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touch our girls , i know all their secrets now, yes, he’s sitting here, this is the king of camouflage, but right, right, this is a lady’s business, this is a lady’s business, applying camouflage, makeup , so to speak , you know, well, in relation to aviation, excuse me, please, well,
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they said stupidity, let’s say that , it happens that you come in in the evening, in the evening, in the evening, when the pilots are told there’s nothing to do , we’re... at the table, talking about this, about everything, our favorite song, singing, on the long road, on the long road, on the long road over mines morag, i’ll swing my silver wing, let fate asks us to go far away, even though you won’t get anyone’s heart. let the horns be watching, i’m on top, i know, let it be fun, fun, fun, why are you, dear , snub noses and hanging, we’ll drink once and drink twice, for our glorious belly, but so
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that tomorrow you don’t have a headache , it’s time, let the road, dear, long, be your wing, let the soup take us far, let it go to hell , just don’t let anyone in, sit in order, you don’t know where, we guys are right, right, right, but so as not to lower our bail . whiney, we are in front of let's take off again, kiss them warmly, and let's spit three times over the left shoulder, take the road, the dear one
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, we're walking in the distance
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, we're going to cross the threshold; , you know it, you know it, they took it, bowed, sat down, that’s it, where do you think i’ll send it, no, why, i myself, no, break it up, i’ll help, another fighter was shot down, you think, yeah, well , hit, but will recover, my school, we'll see. i myself, if you please, but something captain, only to get acquainted, to kiss right away, excuse me, comrade senior lieutenant, love at first sight, that means you love me, and even very , something seriously, we won’t get married, but seriously, seriously, to get married, sorry,
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i can’t, that’s why, for two reasons, the first gave a slander not to marry until the end of the war, the second, the second was a married comrade senior lieutenant. i wonder if it will be your wife too, you yourself are your wife, comrade senior lieutenant, maybe stop fooling around, maybe you know, i miss you so much, and i, you know what's wrong? let's go now and tell everyone that we are husband and wife, it's been 3 months now, we're to blame, we'll never be guilty again, what are you, what are you, if katyusha finds out, you know our union is worse than yours, it turns out to be completely stinky, it turns out, complete camouflage, there is complete camouflage, that’s tea, oh, sophisticated people, these fighters, captain, keep silent, even say a word. they said, they would smile, kaisarov, a grave, a hereditary bachelor, it’s easier to bring a bronze horseman into the legislature than one of
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us, you can directly feel the karilian spirit, here we have wool, and here we have nettles taken, and come on, my wife, well, natural... he was burning, as if he had been wearing a speckled vest all his life. the bathhouse, the bride shares her energy with her friends, and the groom in the bathhouse, it’s good, i already really like karelia. the karelia bride had to weave 40 towels to decorate the groom's house, thin, fragile, wow, and we will collect moss, moss, we take ferns and ferns, we take everything. we got the groom hooked up, but what do you think, what do the young people do now, like true
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karelians, of course, rowing, our premiere, we are playing a wedding, today on the first day, rom, castra, product of the stellar group, comrade commander. excuse me, comrade commander, to the regiment commander to the right, i’m in the newspapers, i’m a correspondent for the newspaper pravda, pioneer, directly , thank you, listen, you will write for the kids, for the newspaper, thank you, please, just keep your face and don’t show off. do you hear, hey, hey, you have a good
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voice, you need to take care of such a voice, and they already told me about the site, by the way, comrade, as far as i remember from childhood, there is a pioneer newspaper, it’s true, but the truth is pioneer, i haven’t heard something like that , but imagine that this is one and the same thing, you can go, you can. where the fuck are you going, where the hell are you going, damn the baby
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food! well, wait, wait, why are you running? i saw a lighter fall, and there was gasoline, but they would have shouted to me, yes, while everyone is shouting. hair, i have a scent on my lighter, while i would scream, until they figure out where, what, well, okay , let’s go, i’ll see you off, comrade major, ask the kaisars in the cloud, if they freely devoted five minutes to a comrade, i think they’ll tell you what something interesting, thank you, please, can we go, yes, please, before goodbye, goodbye, goodbye. i saw how it turns out, first it means on the u-2, then in the pioneer voyage, everything is a dissatisfied comrade with something?
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but no, comrade colonel, well, at least you need some kind of reputable newspaper, from the whole truth or lime, well, in extreme cases from the times, but about dressing, keep in mind, all the good trees, they used to be pioneers, oh, well, yes, so let me go, yes, please, attention, okay, take off. well, it's ready, thank you, it's better for the intern to tell you, he accurately identified a german long-range battery, fire positions, access roads, then gave birth to attack aircraft. the tasks have been completed, that's it, captain, complete the order, the materiel is in order, add more ammunition, we have to tidy up the ammunition, all the planes have returned to their bases, yes, but they accompanied the tb-3, but no, they accompanied the attack aircraft when three first a bomber, and secondly an outdated one, yes , of course, of course, very briefly, well , you met the germans in the air, right,
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these are the features? in comparison with ours or in general with others, well, we’ll say we know english f534 hawrik, american curtis, belly, lock, groomen, well, or french, that’s how, if you compare with them the fascist 109, fenkili 113 or 187, or for example, the italian maki caproni, and what and nothing, authoritatively comrade correspondent, very he writes authoritatively, for a long time: very much, even when i was in school, i wrote, and now i have become an official employee, and you are a heavy bomber, no, you have such a respectable figure, well then that means a fighter, no, they ran fast, well, i have a trained eye , you are a famous pilot, but i understand, you can’t
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give away military secrets. well, you can have a last name, right? my name is valya, valya petrova, what about you? bulochkin, bun, a very cute surname, bulochkin, and please don’t call me something like a pie next time, no, what will you meet, see, love, for tomorrow, comrade senior lieutenant today on duty in the kitchen, but i think seeds ...tasting borscht won’t stop you from talking to a friend from the newspaper from the newspapers it’s very nice to sit down chairs for guests and chairs not borscht borscht conversation talk why he’s dying but i don’t know what the young lady is
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actually, i’ll tell you how, well, my brother fell in love, well, in general, so i’m flying, i’m accompanying the attack aircraft below, i see the germans have a 210 caliber cannon, well, that means we ’re flying, it’s standing, then we fly back, it ’s no longer standing, it’s clear, yes, there that’s it, well, really, the crew is nominated for an award, and so is he , all the details, what is this right? you can’t even get out a word, well, they could tell you
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something else. we’re still on the road, well, we got out, there’s nothing to fight back with, you understand the situation, then i make the chassis hood with the right emelman and go into his tail, as i cut him with an aleron knife, well, i cut off his tail, that’s right, well, who the hell is he, and he ’s flying, well, well, wait, i think, then i’ll do a dive with a climb and fly up. roar, so the whole body collapses into the door, and he’s already, well, the devil knows, he’s flying, oh, how interesting, this is scary, yes, scary, if only you had a cannon, like the one you cast me , you would have knocked him down right away, listen , he overcooked something painfully, listen, semyon, you got a complete ram, i’m telling you, well, nothing, nothing,
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i’d better write down your first story, vasya, for me you need a word, yes, sorry, tomorrow we have a responsible flight, what kind of flight, no , i’m doing this as a diversion, uh-huh, uh, by the way, your navigator kutuzova, kaksyusha, or something, yes, well, brother, poisonous little thing, too, brother , straight pepper, uh-huh, yes, yesterday she sent me a newspaper in the mail, look, it’s like i ’m underestimating, you know, over there. and the photos of the whole group, she marked herself in a circle, well, well, she’s just showing off , so that’s what you mean, however, tell me, maybe you didn’t pay any attention, but no, wait, you give her the photos too, it’s the three of us, you yes, i’m a doysar, so i, too, have separated myself with a cross, let you know that our figures are also published in the press, yes, that they are not being asked, but now that’s all, no, no, you, let’s say
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tell her that i, no, you i didn’t pay any attention, no, i understood, by the way, how do you know about the plane, obviously you looked through the public aviation encyclopedia, right? no, you know, we just argue with dad very often about different aircraft designs, oh with dad, and the old man has something to do with aviation, dalik is 48 years old and by the way he is the mayor general of aviation, oh guilty, guilty, guilty, be careful, nothing, because about dad, well, how dad and i are friends, you know, i don’t even have any secrets from him, so even if i like someone, i’ll definitely. “hello, here’s my dad, yes, yes, i’ll say it like this, hello, here’s my dad, ours, ours, then daddy will understand everything, and he will understand everything too, but why not understand it more clearly, clearly,
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hello, here’s my dad, you know, some of our comrades here gave such slander until the end of the war, none of these, but why none, well there are no novels, marriages, stupid, of course, yes, but no, why?" i understand, it’s war now, and during the war only tricksters are engaged in novels , who? , it’s not stupid, it’s good, on the other hand, it turns out somehow strange, what is it, during the war all life stops, and life is written down, in the sense of a pilot about love, you know, in a strong essay it won’t hurt, you see, machines are machines, but people are still people. what does it mean for children to write about love? yes, listen, nothing , damn, i forgot again, you know, everyone here is falling down, you know, you’re in vain reminding me all the time about the kids, because i have a strong record of
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being accepted into the komsomolskaya pravda, and the pioneer truth is just the beginning, but that’s how it is with you, when you fly poorly, they put you on the seat, but you can’t sit on a u2 all your life, though, once you have mastered the skill, you can go into attack aircraft, into fighters, of course, of course. the colonel seems to have freed himself, he can go, the colonel is waiting for you, thank you, please, goodbye, goodbye, forgive me, please already you’re leaving us, yes, thank you very much, i wish you to write a good article , i’ll try, i’ll send it to you, we’ll wait, and to complete the impressions, i’ll suggest flying to the city, otherwise you know, it’s autumn, it’s been a long time,
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i’ll answer for you later. oh, what, please, but i’m not coming to you, comrade bulochkin, the colonel told me that i would fly with you on your plane, and this is my plane, well, excuse me, excuse me, this is a very ancient car, i thought you were flying away on a plane, but it turns out, on u2, it turns out that i expected that the famous mayor buns flies in a special, well , super-fast machine, i thought you were a'. and you are with us? and you know, in a pinch, i can fly alone, so you’d better sit down, senior
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lieutenant cloud, the cabin is, let’s say, unsuitable, designed during the reign of tsar gorokh. and please note, jokes can make you fall apart, so i recommend not joking, please, forgive me, please, please , this is for the headquarters, so, this is for the purpose of inciting her, now she’s going home, yes, don’t linger here, why should i linger , comrade mayer, i’m on my way now, that’s good, you said goodbye, we said goodbye, here you are, oh, yes, yes, quite, goodbye, dear, don’t be bored
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without me, soon. i'll be home. and what about their aviation often bothers you? yes, yes, especially these, as they are called, y2, attention, attention, act, act! not far from the front line there is a russian u2 plane, square z, square z for a few minutes, i ’ll leave you, gentlemen, seventh to start, seventh
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to start.
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the russian bookcase is in our pocket, i drove him into our territory, he landed in the area of ​​minefields. mini, calm down, why should i sit under the wing of your u2, yes, so many hours have passed, huh?
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you haven’t walked here at all, it’s muddy, you know, and you’re wearing shoes, thinking you’re a girl , what’s wrong with you, shoes again, yes, shoes, you know, yes, what’s wrong with you, because i don’t have shoes, it’s still dirt, the pilot is afraid of dirt, however, whatever else you come up with, just try it, i’ll become germans here, where no one walks, well, yes! well, yes, i myself understand that this is not mina, mina has a completely different look, mina whitehod t-35, well, i know everything, i’d better leave you, come with me,
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let’s see how the takeoff goes. and soon the dawn, the couple, the path, the road. over the sweet threshold, i’ll swing my silver
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wing for you, bun. comrade major, sleep, sleep, i’ll start with a silver lining for you, let fate throw us far, let you go to the heart, just don’t let anyone, let him watch, i’ll be strict, you can’t see everything from above, you know the holy male union until the end of the war well, why are you standing there, sleeping,
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where are you good for? however, maybe only you are suitable, you think that you can take off, but where can you meet from such a platform, well, the plane is small and its takeoff run is short, damn you. well, this is not some kind of modern heavy bomber, why is it difficult for it to be modern? well, it can take off quietly and leave unnoticed, but the plane will not take off, its pilot lifts it, and if the pilot is good, and if the pilot is good, then it will take off , but where can you get him here,
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good, here you need an ace, not a double, let’s quickly, higher, higher, faster, faster, faster! well, show yourself that you have been through a difficult case in the past. no, no, i’ll tell you what a wonderful car it is at two, but nothing. here's yours phone, please, you don’t have a dime, but i’ll look now, of course, if you compare it with a flying fortress, then here you go, and don’t compare it with anything, you ’re on your own, and this one, of course, is very plywood not modern, but it’s even cool, right? yes, of course, that is, no, not really
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, of course, you only disagree because of course you are offended, and you are right, such a pilot suddenly on some small plywood airplane, this is still an archaism. from last time, busy, you know what, let's go straight to our house, here dad must have returned, you see, right away, he hasn’t been home for a very long time, why are you looking at me like that, and yes, i suddenly imagined that we’ll come to your home, we’ll come, and you’ll say, hello, here’s my dad, i'll tell you. i’ll say, hello, comrade general of aviation, allow me to report, here is major bulochkin, one of the best soviet pilots , and what a pity, what a pity that he doesn’t fly
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a fighter, well, where can i destroy it, i often feel dizzy and my heart, again on... fighters are contraindicated for me, in general, thank you, comrade petrov, thank you, thank you, comrade pirozhkov, yes, please, your makeup man, thank you, he is yours,
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goodbye after all. kaisarov is with the partisans, and their airfield is there, do you think? approach from here, i believe that from here, comrade general, comrade, general, we are kaisarov’s fighting friends , allow me to fly out for comrade, and don’t worry about it, please, well, i’m telling you, at your speeds you won’t sit there, i coped with this task not a fighter, but what do you think, maor bulochkin, comrade general, senior lieutenant svetlova asks to fly for kaisarova, general, military friends are not allowed, so will the girl really fly for the fighter , our comrade is a confirmed bachelor, and i don’t hide it, i’m a bunker in this regard, well, if on the u-2, in any case, although a former fighter, comrade bulochkin, friends after all. real pilots, i dare say, all three are convinced bachelors. comrade general may, i have no less rights than
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my friends, i am kaisarov’s wife. i’m a wife, this can’t be, it can’t be, lieutenant to be a wife, i’m for kaisara as if i’m for myself i guarantee it. don’t lose your head, semyon, i saw the documents, calm down. excuse me, my heart, well, we’ll sort out matters of the heart later, but a more experienced pilot will fly, major bulochkin , major bulochkin, let’s go, let’s sort out the situation, calmly, but i won’t give you a bun, he’s not the kind of bun man
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to give in to girls, and the cloud , a cloud is a flint, i would rather fall into the ground than break an oath, with your permission, comrade senior lieutenant, i completely agree with you, it ’s simply dishonest to betray a slander, so we made a vow for fate, yes, until the end of the war no romances, marriages, and masha svetlova, just imagine, turned out to be... a traitor, shame, shame, i understand you very, very much, comrade, senior rant, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, comrade, goodbye, comrade, senior lieutenant, comrade, senior lieutenant, comrade, senior lieutenant, comrade, senior lieutenant, comrade old , oh, oh, i’m going into a tailspin, on november 8 in the morning they woke us up at 6:00, lined us up, the commander
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announced that you will participate in the parade . the parade, in fact, was a harbinger of future attacks on the germans, who drove them from moscow. 1941 parade on red square. today, yes first. i had a feeling, it’s all the same that... people have no idea that we can stay, everyone calmly said, we’ll beat them anyway, snob gin, a product of the stetel group, very well written, technically correct, the mayor will like it, well wait, try the milk, it’s good here, don’t you drink masha? i drink, i don’t drink, the injeradival buns fly out in the evening, it’s somehow boring today, it’s boring, and look at the photo, okay,
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what are you excited about, comrade, but nothing, i’m flowing, the mayor will arrive, everything will be in perfect order, neika masha, another glass, i think they’ve picked you off , everyone treats the mayor very well, everyone loves him, yeah, well, well, our commander is a good person, very wonderful, and they love him too. and others more, right? of course, and you and i, you know, have already met, where, i was flying away with your mayor, and you stood there with him, talking, saying goodbye, yeah, remember, heap it, masha, on a rag, i’ll wipe it, no, i myself, and you admit, between us, masha, you are excited about something, yes, i’ll say one thing, you never love. something masha, shout, hurray, radio, mayor bulochkin will be here in 3 hours, oh, yes,
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what are you saying? yes, it will be here. love you, yeah, but he loves you very much, so what? then it’s good, you understand me, and others are laughing at me, why should they laugh at you, at others? as you said, he arrived, he’s alive, everything is fine, but now i can go to the city, yes, valya, valya, yes
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, where are you going, take some packages, great, seryozhenka, seryozhenka, masha, dear, just please, not in front of everyone, otherwise, seryozhenka, forgive the mayors. no, but what does everyone already know about this, everyone, and cloud, uh-huh, calm, thank you, comrade mayer, for bringing, thank you, but what’s there, there was an order to bring, i brought it, and if thanks, then not to me, but to him, well, brothers, it was such a flight, i’ll tell you, you're on the plane,
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look, the black place was so hot that it kept slipping past us, and what about the buns? slowly, then hid above the clouds, then under the clouds, and then the german stuck up, well, i think he’ll shoot you down, nothing, they left, sat down with empty tanks, honestly, they still left, an amazing machine, maneuvers like your fighter, well what it was, it was, nothing special, thank you, again the black messel got attached to me, oh, next time i’ll go straight to the head so that he doesn’t bother me anymore, vasily. you don’t know anything serious, but i don’t know,
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maybe i haven’t left yet. calmly, what is there, pilot, acquaintance, take off at the turn, okay, there is what i see, our special correspondent, comrade, excellent literature, please allow me, let’s go, just here, no, don’t worry, i’m right here. i know, it’s not people who are unaccustomed to female company, especially after certain events, but what a traitor, what a traitor, no, no, he’s not to blame for anything, i’m to blame for everything myself , yes, it has something to do with it, i understand, with the nomad, with kutuzova, the senior lieutenant, or with you, her, here you go suzhetets, they trained a comrade,
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saved him from the germans, suddenly they lost him again, what? lost that don’t you know that bulochkin flew to the zakoitsarov partisans, well, i know , suddenly he turns out to be the husband of the pilot svetlovo and sudra, but you know, i didn’t even congratulate him, you know what to congratulate, who? bulochkin, what does bulochkin have to do with it, after all the man got married, who got married, bulochkin, just like bulochkin got married, yes, to whom, as to whom, to whom i ask you, yes, bright, what are you doing? they themselves talked about it, he didn’t say anything , that is, no matter how they said it, you scared me, and that buloshkin got married, but buloshkin hasn’t married for 100 years, it’s kaisarov who didn’t marry well, that well, yes, that here, of course, kolsarov , call the car, wait, who gave you a lift, it’s like you’ve landed in a minefield,
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minefield, minefield, am i sure it’s a minefield? he won't scare me then i wanted, what’s wrong with you, what’s wrong with you, but look , the man is bad, don’t, okay, i’m very glad, why are you glad that historizel died, right? no, i wanted to say that i am very glad that major bulochkin is such a good friend , friend, kaisaru, well, these are duudki, kaisaru in a helmet, this is an airy judas, and the buns are flint, i forgot how i can vouch for myself with my head, oh, that fool a girl who is carried away by a bun is a fool, of course, a fool? although i’ll tell you a secret, among the two there are certain individuals,
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buns, yes, what do buns have to do with it? according to intelligence data, this is a new secret the gun is located somewhere here, it’s difficult to specify more precisely, far behind the front line, so the orders are, firstly, to find this gun, and secondly, not to let it fire more than one shot, the pilot must detect it, contact the artillery and correct our fire, i am instructing this, there is a general, and you sit down, comrade senior officer, i am instructing this: mayoruchkin has a comrade general, this is a matter of two: fly out on reconnaissance every night, but don’t get carried away, it will start to bloom, leave if the shmits attack and give birth, there will be fighters
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ready, i instruct this, senior lieutenant

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