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tv   Banya vodka garmon Gollivud  1TV  November 6, 2023 5:05pm-5:46pm MSK

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good afternoon, as best i can, a small milkshake , please, no ice, i’m afraid of catching a cold, weak throat, coughing all the time, i have an excellent new remedy for chronic cough and sore throat, would you like to try it? no thanks, not today, maybe another time. another coffee, this eccentric forgot his magazine.
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be careful, damn it, sorry, today the coffee is at my expense, of course. i'm sorry that i'm so late, i, i just have no one else to go to.
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so much training, and not a relative , you’re leaving, you damn thing, i’m wrong, pash, oh, how wrong, i didn’t start a family, at work too, so to speak, not very much,
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van, ah, i’m now, yeah. don’t worry zakhar, when i return something we came up with together. sergei, shoot, you bastard.
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that's enough, that's it. van, what nonsense, pavel mikhailovich, seryozh, okay, pavel mikhailovich, you’re alive, but it’s nonsense, where am i going,
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the russians don’t know anything about your bomb. great. washington will be very happy about this. without any doubt. mostly.
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there is also information from london. how recent is the information? 12 days. what about operation witch doctors? everything goes according to plan. will the americans believe it? the contents of our portfolio were developed by kruchatov’s specialists together with us. our nuclear project looks crude, following the german path. this is quite consistent with their expectations. like... 2 years in a row they forced me to play around with this nazarov of yours, they told me here,
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the main thing is not to flirt.
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perestroika, partnership, reboot, sanctions, relationships change, political rhetoric, only hollywood cliches, soviet symbols, and a hat with earflaps do not change. hellboy, 2004, cold, soviet symbols, shapka ushinka ed., 2000. tenth year, cold, fight, soviet symbols, hat with earflaps. nastyan, for some very narrow, specific motive, an anti-hero, this is what, with what you need
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and what you need to win. american directors portray us so crudely, stupidly, and sometimes even evilly that you involuntarily begin to wonder: what kind of ignoramus is this? often this is simply the work of intelligence agencies who order scripts and sometimes write them. hollywood works according to a long-worn scenario. our country. asks us to save the planet, someone will refuse, in 20 years, i have never refused you, because we will enter history, legends will be made about us, god bless america, the americans themselves are constantly saving our planet, and at the same time bringing freedom
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and democracy to underdeveloped countries, it’s still madness, we won’t let world war iii start, what do you say, newbie, this time? you will decide to close your eyes, you will pray that the apocalypse will not knock on your mother’s door, or you will gather courage into a fist, talented, what kind of people they are, i don’t know, brave, creating something there, iron men fly there, there are spider-men crawling there, i don't know, pass through space, there is propaganda in this, the rest of the heroes in hollywood films are either ignorant savages or dangerous and inhumane enemies, and most often the russians are portrayed as such, move away if you yourself are not, this is how they usually solve problems on the russian space station, i
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i’m not going to sit here... sleep, yes, you can fly home, in principle, this is the general approach of hollywood, that is , america is the center of the world, it is a city on a hill, everything else, well, insofar as this american ideology is based on the theory of the ancient greek polis, the city of the state in which hellenes live, citizens, and outside potentially dangerous, well, in extreme cases, just outright, outright animals, as if yes, here are some carriers of some kind of so- called demonic... evil , these are the servants of this very evil empire, and this is done, in my opinion, deliberately, with half a conversation, well, you can try to tame them, but in general, yes, in which case they must be killed immediately, there is no need to think what is the representation of us in hollywood? the simple desire of screenwriters and directors is made at the request of us government agencies and intelligence agencies. for example, it is known that on november 11, 2001 after the explosion. a meeting took place between karl rove, senior adviser to then
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us president george w. bush, and representatives of major film and television industries. the heads of the guilds, screenwriters, actors and directors were given clear instructions that the arabs became the main enemies of the good american guys in hollywood for many years. now, apparently, it's our turn. russians have always, long before st. american films were presented with negative characters, bandits, swindlers, enemies, stupid ones, for example the animated series family guy. in one of the episodes chelyabinsk was shown, it would seem that there was something wrong with it, but the point, of course, is not that the russian city was shown, but how it was shown. in the series chelyabinsk. depicted as cold, gray and dirty, in which all the locals drink vodka without interruption. the characters of griffins
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call the city the ural chicago and a collapsing village, although in this supposed village there are no differences, right? the image of a russian city shown in the cartoon is an example of anti-russian activity that leads against russia through mass culture. information war, in books, textbooks, films and even cartoons, specifically create the image of russia as a country where everyone is dissatisfied with life, drinks, uses, russia is equal to the ussr. since the cold war, the portrayal of russians in hollywood has remained virtually unchanged, we remain eccentric enemies, so that there is a direct association with the history of the ussr, a country that once
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caused fear of nuclear war, terrified any american, hollywood cinema is full of symbols of the past, the inscription ussr, inside the warehouse there is also something similar to the soviet banner hanging, the hammer and sickle is framed by a star, i have collected a very interesting collection, this is our heritage. since the nineties, the cold war ended, the soviet union fell, it’s called how to sell this image, before it was easy to sell the image of the enemy, but now how will we sell, well, it was decided that we would sell stereoty, ushenka’s hat, this the most hackneyed stereotype of hollywood, if a russian appears on the screen, then 99% of the time it’s on his head. this is the only place where they will
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look for an assistant, that is, you, quickly, the cold war is not over. the classic stereotype is, of course, a hat with earflaps with a star on the forehead, from the movie red heat. this is a problem now, 10 years later. this will not happen, not ours at all, and their own invention, this headdress came to russia from england, and there from norway, thanks to the polar traveler. nanson took a trip to northern policy, he took a hat from the greenlanders, from the indigenous people in greenland and it was slightly transformed, and since england supported kolchak, otherwise she
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supplied them with hats called nansanki. the nantsinovka differed from the classic earflap hat in material; it was made of woolen cloth, not fur, but in 1934 in our country the nantsinovka was modified by order of the people's commissar of the navy to contact the press? well, of course, this didn’t really help the reporter, and what about franco’s girlfriend, will they kill her right away? no, first they will interrogate her, now they probably already. current flows out of it, then they will drown it, god, what an idiot you are, you can, of course, assume that all these endless ushanka hats are just a cliche, but to make it more convenient for the viewer to navigate the characters, earflaps, earflaps in the forties were already in the masses, well, that is, they start running around en masse in the army, what kind of hat is this, look
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stupid? envy the stylish american outfit, admire what a freak you are, i go on a date, and you sit at home, usa and admiration, this is rather another hint of a villain, clothes in in black tones, long out of fashion and worn out by time. what is this law? damn, but oh my, like the hats on the shang, cease fire, put aside, put away the weapon where you are shooting, and still we are being pulled towards some very narrow, specific motive in american
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cinema, this is the enemy, this is... antihero - this is something that needs to be fought with and that needs to be won, for others, even you don’t pretend, and they don’t have this motive at all, perhaps all these hollywood movie blunders have another simpler explanation: business - nothing personal, the russian-language market is not that big , there is no economic sense for hollywood producers to strive for authenticity, money from distribution in russia will not cover the costs of consultants, authentic scenery and russian-speaking extras, and so do the americans themselves, foma kenyayev, film identification borna, that’s the name of a simple russian guy according to his passport. the americans didn’t bother, they simply switched the keyboard to the russian layout and typed “famakinyaev” in english letters. this is
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what happened. if it was a comedy, you could still laugh, but this one would have been filmed with a pretense of authenticity, in the film legends of tomorrow, russian prisons are given terrible names, for example, nightmare. and here is a newspaper headline from the movie foreigner. at versailles, everything had to go like clockwork, deal with the russians. pick up the packages and get rid of me in russian, head of the toe, however, whatever you call the ship, so it will float, how long will it float? about 2 weeks, beebears, live broadcast, something incredible is happening here that you see now?
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a terrible cloud of zenmazanon hangs over the russian city of novosyoersk, even... what difference does it make, well, let there be a general gogol, so what did we hear, that there is some kind of gogal, but let him be a general, that’s all, comrade general, there is one more thing, but here are the inscriptions on the russian spy equipment, after the vibrations and the engine, suddenly the words “i hate” come, and john bush is also mentioned, by the way, this is a famous american musician. secret agents. evil: corn syrup. or here's another example, a banner for members only, don’t think anything bad, in
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the american film the punisher is just a sign at the entrance to the gym, none of the hollywood editors are with the party and just a member, as they say, two big differences, those photographs, who paid for them, who? well , baht, well, at least. i would shoot any picture, i would study the form of clothing, yes, how to dress, the manner of speaking, sayings, sayings, hastily translated by an online translator with a funny accent, who is it, what do you think, is it peter, am i not in yours? phone, the police report says, policeman, others... excuse me, like a connection. yes, so that the end result is a continuous red heat.
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they think we are afraid, but we will sweep them away, we will turn their own weapons against them, if we do something that no one expects from us, we will attack ourselves. i am also afraid. no, but i will go there in order to survive, stand where, korotsky, watch the time after the program, where are you going, don’t talk to me like that, comrade trotsky, i’m removing voroshilov from the front, and don’t get in the way, i’ll crush you. old barrel cognac is a product of stellar group.
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of course, it’s not difficult, american producers just don’t spend time and money on this. not only do they not need it, it doesn’t matter to them. igor zhizhikin starred in the film by steven spieldberg and indiana john, comrade colonel, you're okay , everything will be fine, let's go, my eyes bulged, i say, steven, well, this is impossible, well, and he, childishly , does not understand why igor, didn’t you understand what they said, i say, i understand, didn’t they say it in russian, i say, in russian, so what’s the problem, he really doesn’t understand , i say, well, the problem is the accent, he says: what difference does it make to us, what kind of accent, we, the actor persuaded spielberg to dub the russian heroes with his own voice. find jones.
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untie me, i'll hug you. it’s the same story with music in films about russia as with inscriptions, accents and translation difficulties. reliable. kalinka-malinka - this could be tsarist russia, or the ussr, or a picnic by the fire in modern russia, the english film eugene onegin, the events unfold in the first half of the 21st century, in the frame is the song oh kalina blooms, written by mikhail isakovsky: you know, i once asked the wonderful ralph fiennes, he played
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eugene onegin in the film of his sister martha fiennes. i say, why, oh, is colina blooming? he says, we were making a movie, not for you, a beautiful melody, beautiful, wonderful, there are very fish. russians always drink, another common cliche, if there is a coward in an american film, he is definitely either drunk or going to pizza, mood, mood, your health, your health, we will, they all, to your health, to your health, the russians, according to hollywood , are so... layered that they can’t even do without it in space, what george clooney finds in the picture of gravity on a russian ship, that’s right, a bottle of vodka.
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for anatoly for your health, okay, the image of the russian is not too sober, but because the russians are considered simply a lower race, so what to think about them, they are the lower race, and if not the lower race, then they are bandits, perverts, sadists, well, of course, all the idiots there and so on. there is no summer in russia, but for hollywood truth and reality do not play any role. russia should always be shown as an icy, snowy country; this creates feelings of discomfort, anxiety and fear. a well-known hollywood psychological technique works like the twenty-fifth frame on the subconscious. where the russians are, it’s always cold, there’s snow in winter, whereas the americans. and
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their friends bring warmth, light and vibrant colors to the screens, do you need help? people don’t see us as such monsters and so on, especially when they meet real russians, see them and so on, but there is a government order, and often this government order is fulfilled, often this is just the work of the special services, who order scripts, and sometimes write scripts, in the film independence day the russian headquarters is shown, in which the pilots in vests they drink vodka and... i’m not used to such stupidity, brother, how will i please women later, but the usual sleeping area in the movie red sparrow is impressive by the absolutely deserted snowy road to the intelligence school, where do you think it is? ural, siberian taiga? no, this is moscow,
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never reveal your real name or information about yourself to the staff or any of the cadets, is that clear? the same general impression is created in the blockbuster movie, when in volokolamsk near moscow the heroes are looking for rasputin’s grave, forget about it, we can’t find rasputin’s tomb, the place, that dirty stink follows russians not only at home, they carry it with them anywhere in the world, for example , in the film red, as soon as the heroes approach the russian embassy, ​​snow immediately begins to fall. i'm afraid i don't i can go, frank, last time they stuck electric wires in all sorts of not very pleasant places for me, that is, in the presence of russians, as if on a subconscious level,
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it is laid... tell ivan simonov that frank moses, frank, wants to talk to him, they don’t care how other characters are seen, the main thing for them is that how they see their characters, their heroes, everything else the main idea, there must be an enemy who... whom they, of course, with great difficulty, but in the end defeat, and most often they even save the world, it’s just david and glyab, they stand together against a friend, and the russian champion looks terrifying, i’ll break you, because it’s a cartoon, only stupid people are offended by a cartoon, and
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it can’t be that the leaders of everything... in this sense, from the point of view of playing on passions, they are, of course, absolute professionals , they are very good at identifying, so to speak, in people in entire communities, on what passions and weaknesses they can do their work for big, big money, which is then used there in politics and so on. mikhail gorevoy, who starred in american films... the bridge and the killer's bodyguard, i'm sure the main thing for hollywood is to impress the viewer. and here, as in war, all means are good. cinema is artistic truth, cinema is a certain product that affects yours. indeed, cinema primarily affects the emotions of the viewer, and here everything works to create the desired image in hollywood, even colors,
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in the film red sparrow. it's gloomy in russia . the heroes wear gray chanels and gray suits. the interiors of their apartments. make me sad, goodbye, dear, i'll be back by ten, like a gray mouse, but once she gets there to europe, how everything changes, bright makeup appears, lawrence is already a blonde with a stylish hairstyle in fashionable clothes, around the sun, bright colors and an atmosphere of joy, it suits you to be a blonde, have we met? i saw you at the pool yesterday on the tram. the same performance of tsvet in the film about the smuggling of diamonds from yakutia by a professional with kianna riffz. hurry up. st. petersburg is not the same without you, see you later. the viewer sees
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the hero's american apartment. brilliant white kitchen, modern appliances, bright dishes. and so he gets into. home in a peaceful place, own stupidity, infrequently, but still it is considered good manners. intentionally or unconsciously, americans see us as a civilizational enemy, and cinema becomes a weapon, a means of propaganda, sometimes jesuitically subtle and sophisticated, but more often straightforward and crude. if you're a spy, i won't be happy about it. no, i'm not a spy. for the drums,
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i need to learn from larisa how to manage to press any button. mankatcher whiskey is a product of the stellar group, they didn’t know how deep we have this layer of musical culture literature and painting, well, probably such stupid things would happen in russian families ; there are no children. i always said that you should not turn your back on your family, thank you all for not turning your back on me. notice that russians almost never have children in hollywood films, why? but because children
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do not fit in with the image of the enemy. the enemy cannot be loving, caring. russian in hollywood means death and weapons. therefore , such a character can love. only money is violence, like the hero of alexander baluev in in the film, a peacemaker, such a one is ready to sell anything for dollars, even a nuclear bomb, even a friend, even his own mother, and i hate these new bills, they don’t look like the real thing, look, his eyes look kind of sick, even with very good there is a stone location and so on and when you find good agents and so on and so on, you were still in some kind of... in some kind of suitcase, which, where it is written, the villain, there, opens and gets out, closes back, this the restriction did not suit me, the family of a russian spy played by jennifer
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lawrence consists of a sick mother and an uncle who uses his honor, you were ready to deprive russia of a promising cadet, i had no intention of depriving russia of anything, but this is a fact. the hero kinu reeves in a peaceful city meets a lonely russian girl, who is taken care of by her brother, also childless, very tasty, yeah, my brother’s wife, she’s not good for anything, but she knows how to cook, and also russian katya, and even a bright blonde, then straight the road to a special kgb school, where she will be made into a soulless spy. you shouldn't have made me angry, buddy, we always we want to see them, well, normal guys, to cooperate with them, because we want to live with them, but they don’t want to live with us, so for the sake of fairness, i must
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say, sworn friends from russians did not always work out in hollywood, so that means we not enemies, a call from an arms dealer in dubai for me to find you? i know two such periods, these are several months in 1917 and several months in the early nineties, when we were gone, when we disappeared there, were divided into parts, when a bloodbath began there, i liked it so much that even positive characters appeared in cinema, but today the films where russians are shown not even as heroes, but at least as normal people, can be counted on one hand, remember k-19, katherine bigelow, harrison, ford and lum neeson, they play russian sailors, and they don’t play, but the film. like k-19, where russians are portrayed as real
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heroes in hollywood, you can count them on one hand, there was a certain period of time when this seemed to have stopped, but now it’s natural again, the russians are to blame for everything, therefore, it is unlikely that if they offer someone to play, it will be from some other perspective, villains, a backward country. the obvious goal of hollywood is to belittle the enemy, to show him as weak, even technically underdeveloped, so that it is immediately clear on the screen that he cannot win , with the russians, of course, everything is falling apart, listen, mike, why, i changed my mind, i don’t want to fly, in the series the big bang theory, the hero is preparing to fly into space on our rocket and is terribly worried that because of this he will reach space... in just half an hour 200 tons
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the fuel will ignite in a controlled explosion directly under howard's tailbone. and all this was invented in a country whose contribution to the world economy was limited to tetris and custom brides. here's how: tetris and brides. none of the characters in the series embrace the big bang theory.
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