tv PODKAST 1TV November 18, 2023 12:45am-1:32am MSK
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i kept going to him, bring him money, he’s pulling money out of me, but borka still lives with his wife, maybe this effect is not so instantaneous, is it? what kind of retarded woman is this? so tell me? this is a training on how to get love back, 30 dates, i hope that fedya will come back to me, first love, first man, first sadness, you need to be happy here. listen to me, you will learn to be a bitch, you will breathe calmly, look, oh , kolyunya, just in time, this is not for you, i’ll go hang around in front of the onboard office with a bouquet, all so sudden, very modest, veronica serge, i had a task, so, you discover the bitch in yourself, of course, work on the bitch, if anything happens, i’m kind of ready to help, and...
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if anything, help me recover, i, if anything happens, we have fediya is just a break in the relationship, if anything, no, i mean, if anything, help , what, ah, yes, i just lead excursions for foreigners, i know one language, if anything, ah, the age of new technologies, thank you , brother, now you don’t have to worry about who will give you a glass of water in your old age, we started in the attic. scarface, not like steve jobs in garage, well, chipped and blackened are also good. this is the first perfume brand in the world in which fragrances are created by blind people, they have an absolutely phenomenal sense of smell, but in creating fragrances we have four people working, these are three noses, our wonderful technologist, and what are the names? love, confidence and tenderness, class, our charging stations can charge both cars and trucks. how much more profitable is electric car than gasoline? approximately twice. well
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, that's it, i'm charged, we can go, the big premiere, our everything, tomorrow on the first day. cognac old barrel is a product of the stellar group. fall but don't break. how to survive a headhunter. sweetness on a string, what should churchkhela be like? angina. why is the heart at risk? the program to live healthy will always come to the rescue. on monday, on the first. dasha probably feels damn lonely right now. although it seems to me that people wearing such hats always feel lonely. and at that
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moment she firmly decided to undergo the 30 -date training, i know you are hurt, you are humiliated, and more than anything in the world you want one thing: revenge, but think, what if this is a reason to change yourself, this is a reason to get stronger and recover, take a break. not a single man is worth your tears, not a single one, they say, you can’t help your grief with tears, for this you need a stronger liquid.
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ah... i’m very worried about dashenka, i generally worry about people who drink alone, absinthe, it’s gone, it won’t come back again, the wind whispered in her ear as it walked through the deserted apartment, in general, at that moment, many objects in at home: they tried to communicate with her, but quietly, just like that, just a joke, what a mess it is going on city for a living, went to get some tea leaves, and decided to spend time together, but you didn’t have any tea leaves at all. standing next to a neighbor, what’s going on,
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my dear, i don’t recognize my beloved, maybe, or what? stand there, like a little chest, and you just came here for a visit? i know, you like to visit us, it’s true, it’s true, here’s a sweet little thing, so we figured it out, valery dmirivich, we grazed her all over the area, there can’t be a puncture, i ’m seeing her for the first time in my life, your tail, your leg, me, earring head, more fun, walk the ax in the neighbor's room. cats, me, i, while you're fooling me here, my woman is getting drunk, i mean, my darling, she's getting drunk , yes, it's okay, it happens, let's go home, let's go,
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wait for this girlfriend here and bring me his eggs, it seems, to save her smooth skin, oleg decided to move to even. come here, give it here, take your polygamous hands, you don’t understand anything, in women’s grief, that’s it, you’re stupid, bald, an alcoholic dog, i don’t care, even if everything here
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is burned to hell, they’re frying, not only abandon your efforts, it’s a pity, what the hell are you staring at? come on, my love is dead, my heart is very broken serious guys, i don’t even shoot at these with my bow, they’ll definitely start making jokes in response. how to find love and set yourself up correctly? your love object must be congruent with you, yourself and the world, incongruent. hello, my name is dasha, tell me something about yourself. are you sick? i like
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men with a very sense of humor, with a lot of feeling. squirrels, hello. i need 30 men to have 30 dates, okay, okay, let 's get straight to the point, i need to get fedya back, oh my, yes date, help me, or get out from here. teshka's cruelty, leave me alone, either help us get the fedia back, or get out, okay, let's help you poor thing, knowledge of
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languages, oh, so, in the column, what are we writing? we'll be together soon, eye color, eye color, hello, okay, let's skip this, appearance, european, different, yeah, so, breast size, and breasts, let, well, let there be a third, so the attitude towards alcohol, but i like to drink, it's a pity what i don’t exactly like is coffee.
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oh, by the way, this is already the fifth request, you, all thanks to whom, me, my advice to you, in order to survive the separation , you don’t have to get drunk like a demobilizer, yes, private, hush, hush, hush, hush, yes, fedya had to cut off your stem incongruent. it turned out that the photos should be sexier, not these kind of wretched ones, that’s it, take it away, the concept of our training is simple, you need to know and restore yourself through new acquaintances. well, what stupidity, go to 30 dates, and you'll get your boyfriend back, at best, you'll find a new one, you're a freak show, haven't been for a long time, harley, this, this is cool
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, the road, this, will teach you how to open a beer with your eye, i recently bought myself a juicer for 7,000, i make carrot juice from carrots, drink it with cream, he will drink all the juices out of you, and the pulp in the salad, i remember i met a dolt before, i remember. wow , my feathers have become like smoke, i recently died, i was buried in a cemetery, i can show you this place, this one is something sad, but apostle bow-makers, but no, he was cheerful, yes, dasha, i agree, there is something to envy, it doesn’t matter whether the date was successful or not, the main thing is that it took place, a date is a chance for us to figure out what qualities we like in men, what
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no, don’t let failure scare you, there are a lot of acquaintances and men ahead , and what kind of a party is this, they quickly got up and left, so you yourself scheduled the meeting, go drink coffee, i cancel the meeting, it worked, it worked, imagine, he invited me to the weekend , i'm so happy, he is an extraordinary person, borka, an extraordinary person, great news, long time ago, what news, i have 2 hours, i have to go to the store, i don’t know, some kind of panties, or something obscene to buy for depilation, so you went yesterday, but it’s grown, listen, i don’t know, maybe i’m glitching, but look with fresh eyes , it’s grown there, it’s grown there, you haven’t grown, get out, little guy, how annoying he is to me, this little guy. listen, i have so much to do now, please finish the
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advertising reports, okay, wait, i have there are plans, what plans can you have, you are an abandoned woman, dedicate yourself to work, let’s work, have they plowed you again? and how does it go, searching for a girl there, there are rogues there, that is, bitches, what are you doing, well, yes, something i am, i’ll probably go if you can help me with something , yes, the legendary singer zhenya belausov died 26 years ago, his illegitimate son roman was very young then only 4 years old, having become an adult, now he wants to defend his right
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to his father’s inheritance, here she is, the one who guards him like his apple, this is actually everything that remains from dad, our exclusive revelation of roman belousov, who decided to go against his older sister and her mother , did they deceive me, and if they suddenly deceived me, i want to know where, when to what extent, what is the true purpose of the novel, to engage in creativity or to inherit his fame from his father, he does not destroy the nest, he takes over the rights to continue the business, he just wants some kind of little justice, what exactly does he want, besides the rights to his father’s songs, who inspired him that there is a chance to win , even after so many years. exclusive with dmitry borisov, premiere, tomorrow on the first. it is for cornette, it makes no difference to him whether it is to the side or to the forehead, he penetrates 1,300 mm behind the dynamic protection. recently , british challengers were shot down for the first time with this weapon.
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an english journalist approached, and where he said it was convenient to be in a tank so as not to be hit. he looked and said: next to the tank. 35 years old, still a boy, he heads the kbboro buildings in tula. he said, i always demand the impossible. target detected azima 601. this is anti-aircraft the pantsial missile and gun complex, which revolutionized the air defense. the remains of what we shot down, bayraaktar, the sky is under reliable. we have created a direction that has now ensured that superiority, by the day of the missile forces and artillery, on sunday on the first, if you have blocks at the level
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of the physical body, then attempts to develop your consciousness are useless. first of all, you need to harmonize. the physical body, followed by the etheric and astral bodies, the main thing in a woman is the look, look, look, look, he should be, you know, a little flirty, so, so, eyes, most importantly, so, you know, they’re so jubilant, enchanting , so clingy, uh-huh, and maybe he’s... sexy, i came up with it, and a woman, she should, you know, she comes in, for example , fills the space somewhere, so with your body you fill it completely, look, you should feel your hips a little, here they are in your space, you feel your hips,
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feel your shoulders, feel your shoulders, you feel your ears, ears, ears, ran, ran, you run, shoulders, ears , you feel, feel, everything , feel, wait, smell, smell, smell, smell, the main thing is the smell, you watched the film salpacina, the smell of a woman , and he’s still dancing the tango there, no, well, no, well, that’s by the way, but let’s check this , the main thing in a woman is laughter, that’s it, we’ve all corrected it, dust, and the main thing is laughter, you’re there on the mountain, since you saw yourself, you look like a fool, thank god, no one sees us anymore, yes, a notorious boy in his grandfather’s sweater knows everything about liberated women,
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this is all mine cora, of course i’m going to work, i’m thinking, what’s wrong? i’ll unload the cars and become the best loader of the month. now just a second, hello, garage, are you brain dead, or what? hello, no, not you, but why are you so worried, mark, about jumping up, mark, they will write about me, that i’m mediocrity, not you, mark, i can’t hear you, you’re disappearing, let me
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call you back, bye, what what are you even doing here? i’m waiting, what are you waiting for, i’m waiting for the muses, i’m a creator, even a photographer, god, another creative person, maybe i’ll just get a job, my muse won’t let me in, well, my muse lets you go after frivolous girls, but you’re a cruel woman, heartless, and that’s why you’re lonely. speak to me, say whatever your soul wants, the stars, like bullfinches in your hands, just beg to be, romantic, taurus, spherat. touches the depths of our soul, you know that there are people who find it painful to look into their souls , choose a spiritually rich person,
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of course you should be detained and punished for your appearance, sergeant motorin, i arrived on your orders, and hello, oh, please, dashul, you probably don’t mind if i call you that, grandfather, of course, it’s good that i got a date, but don’t be afraid of him, it’s this what’s-his-name boptiyar or zurfedat, in general, who didn’t have time to meet him before
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my , i have only one piece of advice for you, go ahead, run, you know, i’ll probably go, it was very nice to meet you, but now is such a day. let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, it's a good place here, it's quiet, commander, give us these salads, svargante, and something hot on your menu, the hottest thing, knuckle, give me some fruit, and bring me some vodka, it’s slushy, i kicked all my legs while i was running after this bastard, what a bastard, champagne, well, i’ll have champagne,
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well, bring something for this one too, i want these mussels, i’m going to uzbekistan like this... no, come on, media at the kebab shop washoto, yes, i would also order cheburek oysters, it went well, you know, i have to work with these hands, with these there is nothing more pleasant than finding out what you dug with your hands, father, and i, after all, with these
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hands of the cat himself took marinka out of a burning house, but the guy wasn’t shy about letting him in vibes, literally and figuratively. so you think, a cop is just a cop, yes, and not a cop, a fireman, and a priest, everyone comes to talk to me, priests, and who are you in life, now if you answer something wrong, he ’ll break your nose, i’ll tell you i'll tell you for myself. you are all beautiful, you are all so
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dasha, dash, dasha never had a girlfriend with whom you could discuss everything, dasha, but now it seems that she has appeared, dasha, dashilische, dashelashili, dashelod, dashenator, even namash, no , well, that’s my grandmother’s fucking grandson, are you killing yourself because of this, or something, oleg, i, dash, dash, look,
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dash , i’m beautiful, dash, look, you’ve just never fallen in love with fedya the way i do, i just never go on dates with men and never ask for anything, they’ll come and give everything themselves, everything, everything, you’re actually quoting incorrectly , but how is it, wait, don’t ask for anything, never anything, nothing, especially from those who are stronger than you, and you’re like the most well-read, or something, yes, the smartest, bitch, bitch,
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come with me. by the way, we broke up, here's a twig, look, here, here, here, wait, it's this long brunette, is that you? well, my profile, but the photo is not mine, i didn’t expect such stupidity from you, dasha, that’s enough, stop deciding for me where i should go to live, where should i work, where should i even exist, enough, enough , i’m like a fool, i believed you for 5 years, for the sake of, for the sake of what, so that you were actively searching, so that you were actively looking for a job, you, what are you, you smoke, also, yes, i smoke, get out of here, where i smoke, i decided so, but smoking is harmful, young man, you can’t smoke here, i know, i don’t smoke. i’m
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quitting, you got me, unfortunately, this is a complete fiasco, it seems that dasha burned all the bridges leading to feda. remember the important terms of our training, do not date your ex, until you go through all 30 dates, just forget about him for a while, allow yourself a breath of freedom. oleg, where are you, i ’ll be there now.
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so come on a little, don’t pay attention to me, we continue to work on our own, on our own, on our own, on our own, and look at me in the camera , go and turn around little by little, i’m on one side , oleg, it’s yours, uh, come quickly to me, hello, come on , come on, don’t stop, look at me, look at me, you’re all men, the same, no need to generalize, honey, if you want some sweet candy, let’s go, let’s go, oh, okay, i ran to the brushes to meet my tree frog ahead of time and with the title of a complete fool, so what? what about the beetroots, the latest collection, if i had it, i would, it ’s fashionable now,
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just further from me, come on, let’s get it, let’s get it. now just a second, if you can’t even get the bast off of you, the latest collection, look, photo shoots, oleshka, what are you talking about, it’s nothing. when there is no one to wait for help, it comes from unexpected people, it’s fantastic, my advice to you,
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lopul, paint your lips brighter. hollywood, hollywood, our guest is the legendary tamara nikolaevna moskvina. each couple goes from scratch to peedistal, and after that what? they go to other spheres, and where the coach goes down, a new ascent begins again, foreign judges. they talk about the excessive theatricality of the programs of russian figure skaters, but they criticize only because they themselves cannot do it, when you are a coach, what do you need to do, smile somewhere,
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grin somewhere, well, don’t shout, and work , work, work to make this person great, this is the game mind you... interesting, honestly, podcast lab, tomorrow on the first, road, well, since we have a wedding in a noble estate, let's make a dress something special, elegant, but with folk motifs, don't be scared, we just want to integrate this detail , this is called guns from a traditional tula costume into your image, look how we turned a girl into a young woman. we will have long bread with a braided braid, which symbolizes the intertwining of the groom’s family and the bride’s family. we need tula gingerbread, and in order to make this tula gingerbread, we need
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gingerbread board, uh-huh, gingerbread is joy, hands down, then up, little boys, back, and boys, sweetness, and this, and this is for joy, our premiere, we're playing a wedding, on sunday on... the first 2 years ago i finally broke up with my girlfriend, well, right away i’m a normal man, but no, not a man, no, not a man at all, dasha, uh, it’s me, we haven’t talked about retirement yet, oh, hello, what, fitness already not in trend, but what is it? straights are out of fashion? she didn't love me, you know, she just didn't love me. well, support him, otherwise there will be veins will open it. it's ok. and the photos on the site are of the eldest grandson. don't be embarrassed,
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dasha does this too. if you want, i ’ll give you a mirror. well, there’s a pair of each creature and you ’ll find it. dasha will find it, but you won’t find it. i guarantee you. i'm shit. do not say that. well , why is it so rude, although very accurate, i’m cool, yes, a cool moron, cool. my grandmother tracked him down, you haven’t fought with the grandmothers yet, and you almost took him away, i haven’t slept for ten days, do what you want, the main thing is don’t go without a hat in winter, i know everything about you, ask him about the cap from a flash drive, a cake, right?
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otter, otter, otter, it’s time to call the veterinarians, excuse me, i know where you live, that’s good, then you’ll give me a lift home, so expect a surprise, we liked this one more than the others, proactive, the hardest thing is to admit that i have low self-esteem, i have ... a surprise for you, i ask that we are frozen, forward is probably very expensive, expensive, last chance, if this does not help, you will walk in the altai virgins to the grave, in my opinion, this will only straighten your flat feet, calmness everyone knows me... my women, who are doing great with self-esteem, walk around in just
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only copy, well, okay, but before fedya, and before fedya, i wore braces and dreamed of enrolling at moscow state university, is he the only one for you, or something, yes, yes you are. mammoth, what does this mean, an extinct species, it means , well, i just didn’t need anyone or anything back then, but now i don’t have enough confidence, as they say in the training, it’s all due to low self-esteem, hello, you weren’t at the dinner , but i have a lunchbox for you, put it on, put it on, wow! and what, how many messages, uh-huh, ah, ah, look how cool
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, yes, well, some pumped-up guy, and that tan too, yes, of course, where did he find that tan in the winter, ah , i like it, yes, look, he has a sports car, a yacht, yeah, that's cool? well, yes, but what about it, i don’t know, the soul, there, spiritual, there is his growth, there is the mind, that’s how the mind is, since all kinds of erudition. what's the most important thing about girls then?
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hello, daria, yeah, don’t worry, nikita bronislavich will be there soon. okay, you need to. the first chakras, the so-called lower floors, their development will contribute to the disclosure of your sexual energy, without which a woman is incomplete, oh, here he is, our master, reality. forgive me, i'm late, magnechka, how are we? always, well, you love bowling, well, i love it, i built this bowling alley, the naked world, it seems that
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everything is fine with the balls, the main thing is that the pins don’t light up, bowling is my passion. and you know, since childhood i love to play in these little towns, little towns, so you’re our person, even let’s go, let’s roll the balls, let’s go, go, my joy, i, i, washes! it’s time to go home before school, your lower chakras will not withstand such a strike, where are you, veronichka
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sergeevna, i urgently need a man. that i need a man, borika, going to the theater with someone, yeah, i need a man, handsome, you go there on a date, so come up with something , okay, yes, i wanted, you know, to talk about the promotion, oh, so, promotion, then, you have 2 hours, like, yeah. i'm bored that you're kicking the big guy again, listen, can you help, can you pretend to be a new boyfriend sergeevna, your mistress needed a new slave, it's not funny, if they fire me, you'll move back to your place, i understand, no question, but dasha
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turns out to be the queen of blackmail and manipulations, you couldn’t dress better, that’s better, but my glass hasn’t arrived yet? let's go, so where this is the ninth row, third, fourth, third, fourth, here, here, here, here, yes, i understand, fourth, third, here you go. damn, i’ll lock up the nanny with the kids, there’s no fight, what to do, let’s go, i’ll stay , i’m interested,
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to brush your teeth, notice how men react to you, what new things they discover in you in your life, learn not to be afraid of men, but simply accept them for who they are. how many times have i been convinced that men of your generation, much more decent than the current one, don’t tell me, dear, today’s boys don’t know how to court ladies?
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