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kozubov, ksenia maklyak, channel one. our saturday morning broadcast is ending, irina muromtseva was with you, have a good weekend, say goodbye to this fall, get ready for winter, and for this, fill saturday and sunday with events that will be remembered for something good, pleasant, and for this , do what makes you happy and gives you strength. stay with us, be on the first, see you, bye. rom kastro, a product of the stellar group.
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dear friends, hello, we continue the conversation about ancient china and its sages, ninhau, as always, three wise men will come out to tracks, i will naturally introduce them to you later, but now, to be honest, they don’t really interest me, because you probably noticed. we have five vacancies, so the fight is going on with me in the stands, so i will now ask our respected secretarial board, i am interested in the three leaders, real smart girls, six points from maria rylova, 5 from the half from varvara soldatenkova and daniila eremin. here, dear friends, these are
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really serious people, because everything is changing here, and they used to win against us on the tracks, and now on the tracks they are losing, people go to the podium, sit down and there they begin to win back , these are really smart people, but the prize is the same, you never know where you won, the main thing is that the winners of the final competition of the all-russian television. humanitarian olympiad, smart girls and smart people, right here in the studio, before your eyes, will become students of the moscow state institute of international relations, gimo university, one of the most prestigious universities in russia, so that everyone remembers this, we invited
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my colleague, variopak, this is the press secretary, head of the information and advertising department of gemo university, victoria vladimirovna kalashnikova, they help the judge, and you saw, they help me a lot, marina teymurazova, secretary of the judicial board, she has already clearly identified those who we need to pay the main attention, well... naturally, the secretary karina knyazeva, she is an extraordinary authorized emissary of the russian movement of smart people and smart girls, my permanent assistant, she presents orders and medals, she is already a fourth-grader course at mgemo university, faculty of mmo, natalya fomenko.
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from veliky novgorod, by the way, the winner of the regional final, alexandra khakimulina, yaroslavl. winner of the regional final and sofya losevskaya, vladimir, is also a winner, since we are in ancient china, therefore, accordingly, the competition will be on this topic, china. wise country, good,
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hello, dear ariopak, hello, pavlovich, i say to the confutians, we are distributing advice. but we take it in drops, so china, over its more than four thousand year history, has been able to collect more than one thing even drop by drop a bucket of wisdom, this is manifested in great inventions, the economic miracle of the last century, the unique preserved culture , as well as diplomatic ties today, so it’s difficult for me to argue that this statement is contestable, i have everything, thank you, alexandra, good afternoon, dear, hello, china - a wise country, a country of the wisest, scientists, philosophers. who among us does not know the name of confucius, his golden rule of morality, do not do to others what you do not wish for yourself, is familiar to us from the cradle, on a par with they include laudzy, the founder of dausism,
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dzhuandzy and many others. each of these philosophical movements is unique and impressive. this is why china is truly wiser. whose brilliant natives have been shaping the worldview of people from different parts of the planet for several millennia. that's all i wanted to say. thank you. 40 seconds, just right, please. hello, respect, yuri pavlovich. china is a wise country, this is confirmed by every millennium, century, year of the existence of this great state. confucius, few other countries in the world can boast. only confirming their greatness is their modernity and relevance, because many of their thoughts, expressions are still relevant to the modern world and the decision,
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still relevant to modern life, i have everything, thank you, thank you, 37 seconds, alexandra khakimudin chooses the first path, the second is ivan gavrilov, then it’s clear, then there’s simply no choice, safety comes first, that ’s safety, to be honest, i don’t care, because the green path, the green one loses the last, that’s it. tv viewers are already used to it, they even write letters, what’s going on with smart guys in general, please, your green one, which one should we take?
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red, okay, that’s right, novgorod, please, the red is yours, but the yellow carpet is royal beauty, greek gold... the more you learn about a person, the closer and dearer he becomes, that’s what we do on our site , we make you fall in love with russia, it seems to us that there was no cat, let’s see who is the odd one out there, oops, such a remedy with a characteristic smell was invented by the soviet surgeon alexander vishnevsky. vishnevsky's mother is everything childhood, don’t drink from the cops, who will you become, little goat, yes, that’s right, ah, what a woman, what a woman, and why didn’t he sing all the way, lada dance’s answer is written on her face, this is not
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a royal maiden, what i have a premiere, i love my country, today. dear friends, we honor anna nikolaevna shatilova, who is celebrating her birthday, good evening, hello, good evening, and the years fly by , our years fly by like little guys, make your own appearance and never retreat, let them look up to you, because you are a number one, you are a star, our team was mostly there young people, it only cost you once, the microphone doesn’t work, the microphone doesn’t work, dear viewers, this could have been my last broadcast, the microphones were turned off, ianna nikolaevna, suddenly some comment about something that was in plot, they put me on air, i’m choked by inner laughter, and
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she’s already sitting there, serious, i’ll lay this whole world at your feet, and you didn’t believe the words, as if they were from moscow and i’m reading this rap about yours. listen, how we worked with you then, flighty girl, now with one, now with another, then with the third, younger and younger, since you are our lighter, happy birthday, watch the time after the program. elections were held in poland , and tusk is again climbing onto the political scene, guided by the judas principle. i was a murderer, i was a traitor, i was a thief. in the house of the trade union, when people were burned, donald tusk, he labled this whole story. without tusk , not a single penny came to tsenyuk, klitschko, and especially poroshenko. you really poured the biggest money into it, barack obama. tusk was still recruited at that time, he barks. on russia, well, he barks on command, he doesn’t care about poland, the main thing is to get another chair in
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brussels. tusk carries out certain government orders from the washington regional committee. the process of deindustrialization of europe is underway. donald tusk is a crazy russophap, he is a golleiter who carries out the orders that he is given. increase the polish army to 300,000 people, make it the largest army in europe. the goal is ambitious - the destruction of russia as such. tusk's task is to become a battering ram. don. the dim sun of solidarity doll heir tutti on monday on first, the game will go step by step, so you will have three key positions, others will have fewer. teacher, nonentity, and comparison. master, confucius spoke. only he is capable of being a teacher, and who is capable of being a teacher? according to
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confucius, who, keeping the legends of antiquity, can change the present and improve it? penalty point, it is necessary to quote exactly, especially from my collection, penalties the second stage, it was necessary to carefully read and alza zapo. how will be correct? david ryabov, moscow city, confucius said that a teacher is the one who can turn to the past for information, and is also ready to learn new things. inaccurate quote, who is more accurate? timofey sertsev, provincial college, yaroslavl. anyone who, by preserving the traditions of antiquity, can discover new things, can be a teacher.
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now let's compare the heart, only he is capable of being a teacher who keeps warmth, warmth, warmth from antiquity, warmth from antiquity, it tells me, opens up something new, order, everything is fine, everything is fine, everything will be fine, since this is from my collection, therefore somehow it is necessary exactly, from mine the collection must be quoted exactly, when these are not bulogies in epology, there is already a different story , then there is recognition, insignificance or comparison, let's compare, oh, please tell me, with whom did confucius compare a person who hides his own ignorance, under the cover of thunderstorms... i can
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assume that with a smear, no, unfortunately , no, please, also a penalty point, also in the next stage, but on the green path you can make two mistakes, on yours only once. timofey kirilenko, city of pskov, development lyceum, i hope i don’t lose it, with the beast in human form. there is a girl who will definitely tell me now, but she will really get a medal for it, is that you? beata kabirova academic gymnasium number 56 of the city of st. petersburg in a pack. in confucius, the one who hides his own ignorance under the cover of a formidable appearance, confucius compared the quote to a thief. who broke into someone else's house, knowledge of a foreign language, this is an important point,
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you know french, oh, and you know english, and german, you said, we'll give a medal, we'll give it, she has very good pronunciation, and you what languages ​​are you studying? you don’t know french, no, unfortunately, but which language is more difficult, hindi or urdu? these are two completely different languages, despite the fact that the state. it split, but these are two completely different languages, in my opinion, both are synonymous, this is the fourth year of the region of knowledge you have, yes, yeah, i’m very interested in your opinion, the fact is that there are some researchers of ancient china who believe that taoism is not an invention of the chinese, but that it came from iran via india, it seems to me that china was here
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first, work. nonentity, the key word, which young, mature and old person confucius called a nonentity is not very clear, it’s generally very difficult to ask, so come on, here’s a nonentity in youth. insignificance in maturity from the point of view of confucius and insignificance in old age. even more specifically, you see a young man, from the point of view of confucius, but an obvious nonentity. if anything, or a mature person, he will call him a nonentity, if anything, finally, in
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maturity. that's what he calls insignificance, but what are three positions? it's clear? i see, i i’ll assume that being a bad son in youth, a bad father in maturity, and in old age in old age, don’t look at me, i’m a good grandfather, well, don’t respect, no, no, his attitude towards those who don’t go to the bank, no , please, efim malyshev, city of sorov, nizhny novgorod region, i think i’ll start from the end, confucius believed that the old man who is afraid of death is destroyed, and that mature man who has achieved nothing in the service is insignificant, and that young man is insignificant,
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who is not diligent in his studies, it’s not quite like that. there exactly by behavior, this is for you it’s unclear, because you are very neat, you sit very well, but it started with the fact that confucius saw one of his students sitting, ugly, lazy during classes, no, we have a very good education, let’s hope, but here it teaches us to behave badly, so far, i read the correct answer? to be immodest and rude in youth, there is not only respect, no respect, just not creating anything worthy in adulthood and being afraid of death in old age, that’s what i call insignificance, exclaimed confucius, addressing the student who was sitting untied, spread out, i gave out an order
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, an order, well, a lot, since we have vabanks, just in case i say that if you make a mistake, then of course you miss one program, not two. vaban, no pressure, no pressure, exactly, absolutely, good. you can get even, you just need to answer one of these questions, we’ve had a teacher as a mentor for a year, well , please, take the questions,
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get used to forgiving the mistakes of others in advance. and never forgiving himself for his mistakes, who taught his students this way, he was a military man, suvorov, well, what kind of man is he? teacher, are you, nevertheless, that is, insist, yes, then go to the second floor, absolutely right, it was, alexander vasilyevich, the second stage is a simpleton and theory, theory, this is an ancient chinese, more than 2,000 years before gops , and ruso, with their theories of the formation of the state, put forward his theory of the formation of the state, explaining
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that smart people did it, well, in our opinion, smart people, sages, they formed the state in order to overcome the initial chaos, and what was the name of this scientist , and founder what doctrine is it considered? modzy, as far as i remember, what , modzy, why and he was, and this is wonderful, please tell me, how did the teaching come to be called his, moism, golden, his name was modi or modzy, absolutely right, why such uncertainty, you answer correctly, when a person answers correctly, there must be confidence, and mohism, the teaching that arose after it for several centuries, competed with the teaching of the wisest teacher kun, clever girl, i tell you in russian,
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please, the next stage, morning and simpleton, let's try morning, morning is a parable, in the story by yuri vyazimsky, a jester. the main character uses this parable, look, in the wise doos book of ledza, we meet this parable, the king was informed that his troops took two cities in one morning, which the king answered, as far as you want to think, no. haven't you read it yet? i read, what are you talking about, well, that then changes things, as far as i remember, the king said that two cities were too much and therefore
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recalled the troops back, on that day there was an attack, it seems, on the state, western the tribe attacked, absolutely true, the sovereign was saddened, surprising everyone, he said that in my family there had never been such valiant deeds, to take two cities in one morning, isn’t destruction threatening us, and he recalled the troops and indeed the western tribe attacked him, therefore he recalled the troops at the right time, at the right time, you see, vyazemsky helped you a little, otherwise people say that he only mocks the children, please go to the next stage, but i only mock the children who are standing on the red carpet. completely involuntarily, because i i really love your region, i really love novgorod, i’m writing a novel now , excuse me, my action takes place right on the banks of the volkhov, and revenge, yeshelogs, well, this is simply not
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in the joke of a simpleton, but this is bledzy, this is a parable that is still popular in china, they teach it in schools, he tells me: about a certain simpleton from the northern mountain, who was tired of going around the mountain every day, wherever he went, he had to go around the mountain, he gathered a family council, and said, let's go we’ll build this mountain, well, the chinese family, ancient chinese, they naturally they listened to their father, they armed themselves with various tools and began to dig, hammer, tear them off, and carry them to the bay , the villagers watched all this, they said, you old simpleton, what are you doing, this is
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a mountain, you are about to die, why you are counting on it, fool, you won’t reduce this mountain by a hair, as the real old chinese peasant answered? yeah, on which this whole great country is based? shall we think about it? well, let him say: “let me die, but my sons will remain, they will continue my work, and then my sons, these sons will continue, the sons of my sons, that is, grandchildren, will continue my work, and someday they will tear down this mountain, but the mountain will not grow? goron rarely grows, the correct answer is, let me die, i will remain." sons, then grandchildren, grandchildren have their own new ones, there will be no end to sons and grandchildren, but the city does not grow. yes, ivan gavrilov, yes, from
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veliky novgorod, winner, semi-final, smart girl, dear ones, i’m a little too tired, i’ve already said everything , the best word that hasn’t been spoken, well, just in case, i’m saying, you’re on the podium, please, because, let’s continue, the key the word right, in the book... a certain person
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says: i have acquired the right to make sacrifices in the temple of my ancestors on the altar of earth and millet, but what kind of right is this? what happened to the person who acquired this right? elizaveta zirnik, pelin region makshan. only an emperor could make such gifts and offerings; he became an emperor. where are you from makshan, pena region, such smart people, only in your city or somewhere else they live in the entire pensk region, well, then the order is absolutely correct, you may not know that only tsar wang or the sovereign institution had such a right such a temple and altar meant the foundation
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of a kingdom. whoever acquired such a right became a king, it’s not like that in india, things, in the book of juanza, we read, one season gives way to another, and accordingly all the darkness of things is born. now flourishing , now declining, with a constant distribution of civil and military affairs, but could you clarify how these civil and military affairs were distributed in ancient china? elizaveta zirnik, penensky region makshan. military
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affairs were given to those close to the emperor, those who were connected with him by bonds, and civilians were given to officials, no, no, there i specifically read something about the change of seasons and so on, who can help, vladimir shilnikov, provincial college, the city of yaroslavl, but the fact is that the chinese had, well, sacred seasons and civil affairs could only be conducted in the fall, and military affairs mainly in the spring and summer. or are you confused? yes, it seems no, what foreign language do you speak, english, and you are familiar with this expression, no, then i can’t help you, because sometimes languages ​​save you, but
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sometimes they are very ruinous, well, alexandra khakimulina, the city of yaroslavl, family, therefore, civil affairs, respectively, were carried out in spring and summer, and military affairs in the fall, but no, i don’t have any summer here, for me spring was considered the time for civil affairs, and autumn for the military, but i don’t mind giving a medal a medal, well, because after all, english helped us, don’t you mind, medal, medal, said the judge, and an innovation, a famous sinologist and respected by me, a scientist, even in in a sense, an artist of the chinese spirit, vladimir malyavin notes that already in the jou era this innovation appeared, which, i quote, can be put on a par with other great
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inventions like the compass, paper, gunpowder, or examinations, and what kind of innovation, excuse me. i’m listening to you, egor pestov, gymnasium of the city of urzhum, kirov region, perhaps we are talking about bronze dishes? no, daniil eremin, nikola krosska school of the rybensky district, they learned how to get shalk with the help of this shalkworm, they didn’t read malyavin carefully in any case, so timofey, no, it didn’t exist anywhere in europe, it appeared in greece later than they did, and it didn’t appear at all, well, in the century already, yes, and even then probably not quite, timofey, provincial
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college, the city of yaroslavl, i think that this is the historical science of historiography, but worthy, they are guessing... already in the jou era, the first public schools appeared, this was truly a great achievement of china. epilogue, question number one, where does every villain begin, as confucius explained. sophie. sofia losevskaya, vladimir city, gymnasium 35, and every day starting with the bad son? every villain begins by becoming a bad son, well, the same thing, well, i just
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wanted to say this too, to some parents, a medal, of course, we give medals. question number two, in ledza’s treatise, it says, don’t be embarrassed, the questions here are very complex, perhaps more difficult than in the script, but the fact is that they are included in my collection, so they are ready, and now the questions will be very difficult , must answer in general, like cracking nuts, in heaven there is a path to constant victories, a path to the path to constant victories is called weakness, the path to constant defeats
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is called strength and not the truth, dear friends, well, this is so, they thought so, these are the wise chinese, do you agree with this, with this chineseism? i was told that strength is, and that weakness is a constant victory, a difficult question, don’t you think that the female answer, it seems, is then a medal, and question number three. try to solve the philosophical riddle, in whom lies the possibility of victory, in whom lies invincibility, i will tell you, the answer
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is contained in the treatise of the sunata, and why do you don’t greet me, don’t say thank you, victoria ilicheva, engineering. 81 moscow, invincibility lies in oneself, and victory lies in the enemy, you can re-name the quotes, i’ll say it exactly, so you answered everything brilliantly, that is, invincibility is in you and me, and victory is in your enemy, that is, in me, because wise teachers somewhere towards the semi-finals, who are your coaches, they understand that your main opponent is not they, but me. while the medal, you know, the epilogue is over, victoria
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kalashnikova is not my smart girl, but she’s smart, that’s special. machines that can print living cells to restore function to lost organ tissue. you can take skin cells, fibroblasts, place them in collagen and print something that promotes regeneration. the skin is then replaced by our real living skin. the face recognition system searches for a frame, while searching for a frame, we try to determine if there is a face in this frame? have i already been added to the database? yes, why doesn’t he recognize me? this is how our system works, it can only recognize your living face. what shall we do magic? now we will knead the hair mask and we will additionally color it with various pigments. we do not test cosmetics live. we only test it in public, when you are at a big
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premiere, our everything, today is on the first day, but where is your work book? i don’t have it, is it a scam? yes, we are leaving moscow, i mean, what happened, mom, well, i don’t really have the time to teach her, hello. hello, what happened, girls , consciousness, a woman has an open fracture, one, two, three, did you buy your diploma or something, what were you asked to bring, well, in an accident, spinal cord damage is possible, the indicators are normal, what kind of conclusion is not within the competence of the nurse, what are you doing, saving your life, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, at least you take turns you raise your own people, not everyone else. with the priest, this is not mine
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, your sister says, hello, ask the nurse on monday, on the first, mom, what are you doing here, what are you, could you call, are you a nurse? a very interesting woman is sitting in front of us, her name is victoria vladimirovna kalashnikov, she ask, head of the department, i have it written, head of the public relations department, in fact it’s like information management , advertising, information management, advertising, why heme advertising, i remember, such a very well-known company, i won’t name it,
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which slogan was, we don’t need advertising , you and i are advertising, in part we don’t need advertising either, but we are opening new directions, new programs, those that are probably not entirely associated with ungimo, but now in many areas we need an international component , just as it was always needed, yes, even if we are talking about the western direction about the eastern direction, so this is not an advertisement, let’s say , yes, this is a story about what there is more besides... what you already know about us you’ve known me well for a long time, that is, you don’t advertise me, yuri pavlovich, you advertise us, well, how i cope is incomparable, you used to be called public relations, there is a public relations department, which is located on the odentsovo campus, this is part of the management , you understand, emgemo is of course, in a sense, it’s not a state within a state, like moscow state university, for example, but it ’s a huge campus, it once was, but now it’s become, well, we have a conglomerate.
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yes, we have almost 10,000 students together and therefore naturally there are a lot of questions that need to be answered, but the most basic questions, of course, are those that occur during the admissions session, this is what you also do, this is terrible, we process requests who come from society, we even have a feedback form on the website where anyone who wants to, there the company contacts us, and parents, of course, we also process together with other departments that are responsible for the subject matter, you graduated from a university with a degree in translation, and then i discovered a very interesting word on the internet, translation, what kind of translation is this ? it seems to me that it’s easier to explain this theory and practice of translation, as the department was called, which i graduated from at kuban state university, and then continued to study further in simultaneous translation, so in english. same thing here
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and practical translation theoretical translation - this is translation , that is, you all know i am the science of translation, what are the basic rules and i will tell you the practical basic rules - this is for communication to take place and this is the theoretical basic rule, don’t be silent in the microphone, this means this is the basic rule of the translator for the translator synchronized interpreter, and the translation must be adequate; we are not silent; the microphone still has its own adequate meaning, that is, in general, according to the rules of us synchronized interpreters, you may not be able to translate 30% of what the person speaking is saying, but there is no need to distort it, it is impossible to distort it, that is, this is a whole science that... we studied, after all, the best theorists - these are our soviet ones, just like the people who wrote the theoretical grammar of the english language, these are our soviet scientists, the british never had this, well, we are talking about you, why don’t you study chinese? and at one time i studied ivit, just to
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see if, with my slightly western thinking, i could take on some other language that does not belong to rama. german group, i studied exclusively for myself for several years, but then, unfortunately, i could not continue studying, but i haven’t thought about chinese yet, maybe i’ll start, but i would probably start with the turkish language, if i look a little at the eastern direction, that is, this is a turn in what happens to us, you know, we have never turned away from the east, in fact, to turn towards it, but now, if we talk about the university, we have greatly expanded the eastern bloc, for example, we have introduced turkish, along with cultural disciplines, at the faculty of political management, even a whole new balkovriat has appeared, which is also dedicated to the study of persian, hindi, arabic, ecology, we introduced the chinese language, in another matter we introduced the turkish language, that is, we are
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simply expanding what has already been created, we have a gorgeous oriental, i know, school, yes, we have a very strong eastern school and you remember that we are included in the guinness book of records, we entered there with 53 foreign languages, 53, in this year three foreign languages ​​are returning, which we lost at one time, these are burmese, khmer and the language of chaos, because these are huge language groups, what is the hausa language, not me in russian, west africa, for the most part, in fact it is almost 70 million people who speak this language, i know that a very interesting branch has been opened in uzbekistan, yes, this is what it is, this is a kind of silk road, and we are going somewhere further, you know, this is working with others on, probably, the audiences of our applicants, because that, i understand, there is movement from there, what let's move on, we are actively working with china, we now have a lot of chinese
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studying in programs that we are recruiting jointly with moscow state university, no, i understand that of course advertising is needed and communication with the public is necessary. and maybe this is more of an explanatory work, that it’s hard work, no, it’s not hard, you like it, that it’s useful, yes, i love it, thank you very much, mutually, yuri palovich, but i still want to ask, here what is china for you, for me personally, well , of course, it’s not yet an open book, not yet open book. have you opened this book, china? open at a good time for you, so that you are interested. okay, thank you, my dear tv viewers, all the very best to you. сnop
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