tv Muzikalnii festival Golosyashchii Ki ViN-2023 1TV December 9, 2023 7:55pm-8:49pm MSK
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with whose heart i am responsible, i am a russian, i am responsible for everything , my dear, for everything that happens on the planet, hot-blooded. believe me, grief does not happen to strangers, someone else's misfortune burns my chest, let time count our exploits, the heart of the amgani, i am responsible for everything, my homeland is dearer to me than being, for everything that happens on the planet, i am responsible with a warm heart, i...
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is there time to crush stones if the whole world has become disfavored, and even if god forbid there is war, my point is opo. not displaced, as long as there is this rear, there is my family, all living things are rubbish, there is my family, and after millions of miles, i see the light of my home, i feel my temple in my heart. only here are my feelings, higher than the sky, here is flesh and blood, eternal love, and in a moment anyone who violates my family will become mere ash
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my beloved hearts beat there. that means i live, that means i live, everything is gainful, everything is rubbish, here is my family, and after millions of miles, i see the light of my home, i feel my temple in my heart. world of millions, i see my houses, light, i feel my temple in my heart, health to you, longevity, strength and
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low bow to you. i am a mother of two children with diabetes, i am grateful to our country that we began to produce our own insulins, that we have continuous monitoring systems and a great sense of gratitude. for my country and that i live here, in all centuries there are sons of the homeland who will protect when troubles come, i want to wish everyone that they find their home, find their happiness, their love, russia is great, we are its future, i will not
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a crowded hall, yantar hall is here, kvn is still young, it is still a club of the funniest and most resourceful, i want for this convey... my most sincere greetings and gratitude to alexander vasilyevich moslyakov. i'm sure all my words will sound pale in comparison with what i say. right now on the air of the first channel, from here from svetlogorsk, twenty- ninth, kevin svetlogorsk, singing kivin at the music festival traditionally , the best of the best take part, but only those who... presented their best performances , that is, the very best of the best, get into the gala concert, but
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the awards, here they are, as always, there are six of them, three small three big ones , in dark, light, in gold. it remains to find out right now who will decide who will get all this splendor. so, i'll start with the charming ladies who today finally occupy half of the judges. seats at our music festival, and not at all by chance, wonderful, unique, amazing , beautiful, all enthusiastic epithets in and address, vocal teacher and singer lyusya chebotina, the coolest singer in the world, honored artist of russia, mentor of the show voice of pilogea.
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actress, television presenter, and a very cheerful, resourceful television presenter, alla mikheva. but, presumably, it was no coincidence that other members of the jury were also here. television presenter, actor, choreographer, winner of the 2000 music festival prize, chief director. so we begin, dear friends, and i would
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even said so, right now on this stage is kozyr, the winner of last year’s music festival and the vice-champion of the major league of last season, the kvn team, representing the oryol state university named after turgenev, called in our country a lot of oil and gas, svetlogorsk. there are diamonds in siberia , erysipelas in the kuban, honey in bashkiria, it grows everywhere in equal parts, only nettles, only nettles, well , a lot of light, oh svetlogorsk, you’re really itching to perform, dmitry yuryevich,
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our respect, it’s you, mitya, are you, yourself you mitya, khrustalev is a very respected person here, he is even depicted on the coat of arms of svetlogorsk, as he swims in the sea, or did they live in the back, pashka, oh my, sergei sergeevich, hello! don’t pay attention, the man won the virginity championship 27 times in a row, so to speak, he doesn’t give up the palm, and even this palm is already turning me on, quietly, quietly, milky, he takes an example, stepfather, oh, okay, what are you doing, you know yurka, this local elon musk, but he doesn’t have twitter, he’s a little guy, but... in terms of numbers users there, plus or minus, are the same
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thing, okay, where are our others, and the guys from blablakar, we are pirates of the baltic sea, our motto, yahoo-ho and a bottle of bromine, pirates of the baltic sea, funny. well, yes, it sounds like iranian transvestites, but we exist, and why is your parrot so healthy, and this is a broiler, an ordinary parrot in...
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roosters, but then everything changed, he appeared, he appeared so very cool. the young cockerel is not in the soup yet! thank you, why trample on my love, thank you, the guys really touched me at the entrance. our bus was thrown into the city with molotov cocktails, yes, it was so warm, no one had met us yet. by the way, the mayor of the city of ravenki came with us and is present in the hall, his wife, mistress. let's move on. unfortunately,
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goes, but to be honest, for our team this is not the main thing, i mean, it’s not the main thing, did we perform in vain, why for the people, right, but i perform for the people, this is much more important for that, for the sake of, uh, hey , people, don’t do everything. what for the sake of our children growing up in this country, does it for me, it is so necessary so as not to shut up for now.
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gave us kilina, you announced the towers for us, pal palych, khabarovsk territory, you inserted it into us again, we are always in your heart, we love your songs. here, and you are our new hero, you have the taste, well , hello my dears, what are you, damn you, polish vpn caught, okay, let me get you better with the kids. let me introduce you, this is volodko, and he knows absolutely all the world news, we heard that this year an openly gay man became the president of latvia, yes, and the information
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has been verified, now their policy will be at least somehow justified, right, yes, wait, where is ours artyomka, oh, palych , there’s only hope for you, great svetlogorsk, tema , what’s with your appearance, you’ve just been asking for a place in show business, don’t make jokes, by the way, i decided to learn it especially for the festival, now, now , now, damn it, what the hell, why did you decide that you have it will work out, well, he did it, i played, played, played, put on my sweatpants , played, played, played,
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tyoma, this is the nineties, there was such a time there, ours danced there, that’s it, come on, get out of here, but we’re still with the people namirat will show you the knife, cold friendship. and in svetlogorsk everything is fine, but it seems to us that it’s from the krasnodar region. well , guys, first of all, we’ll go to kaliningrad to kant’s grave, yes, then we’ll move to the kursk spit, let’s go, stand there, wow, we got into raushin from the germans so that you can have a blast here. why go somewhere if everything is in one place? wait, svetlogorsk is a resort for retirees. oh, these are not just pensioners, these are those who came here at 20 and still don’t want to leave. there’s really
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nothing to do in svetlogorsk. this is the thinking of a pessimist. you came with money, you will leave with money. somehow it all sounds unconvincing, you are a terrible salesman. don’t be burned in the rain , mother, you just add at the end in poland , and you’ll still be applauded for it, and this is the only city in which you will never disappoint your mother, because it’s 10 o’clock, and you’re in bed, and in the morning you put on your clothes amber beads, a huge fly waves its paw at you and then says in your ear: buy more and... my brother is gone, but in the end here you can just look at the sea, oh,
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how cool. we swim, no, svetlogorsk is a city where people just look at the sea with a thrill, and it’s impossible not to sing along to songs about svetlogorsk, play videos on the beach, she needs to treat her grandchildren, this is svetlogos, from the lada dimitalian. five armenians are dancing from the ginkoo, this is five goths, you can’t be fooled, he’s the only one in the country, don’t waste the tutki wine, and this is death, all this can be done in the first half hour, then go to your kaliningrad, zelenograd, home, where you left, he would have buried it, i would have smiled, that’s how things are. dear ones,
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it means that we often speak with the governor, and many people say that oh, this is not interesting, it’s all pre-recorded and video, so we decided, hello, who is this? it’s us, commander, in your mind you completely forgot that you are from the khabarovsk region, it’s 3:00 in the morning, we’re just calling from the first channel, wait a second, it’s good that i’m at work 24x7, what’s your music festival? , i understand, now i’ll try, a ray of sunshine, darkness from the wing. okay, yeah, but where do you get
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so many votes? well, where from? the residents of the khabarovsk territory entrusted me with all their votes, 1,300, it is not held here in khabarovsk, and why will you also give the winners iron birds? well, of course, we can give superjets, light, gold, dark, all big ones, okay, i did what i could for you, come on! take a kiwi and fly to khabarovsk, and which one to take, shouting, bring the whole festival, okay, we agreed, there is an island for golden, half-palych in this flock, he’s the only one, daddy, daddy, daddy, potida, palych, fallen,
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palych. hello everyone, my name is nastya zadorozhnaya and i love dogs very much, come here, come here, i decided to change my life, instead of being an actress i chose volunteering, she incredibly helps me raise my kids, what we had without... dogs and what has become now are two different lives, since i have a dog, i feel more strongly that i am a person, something that has already saved two human lives, this is not just a pet, this is the creature that accompanies you everywhere, dogs love us, dogs change us, dogs teach us, dogs save us, dogs are a whole... world in which
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there is one important rule, always be, vodka veda, product of the stellar group, i apologize for my appearance, but i would like to provide some clarity, who exactly are you, and i, actually viktor vladimovich, am a knee-jerk major, right? resignation, volodya, i killed a man, sometimes women with high social responsibility are much worse, than women from low, but nothing, it was from this point that the fatal blow was dealt, like this, like this, if i knew that you were coming to poison cockroaches, i would have come in a limousine, you know they have muslims as, the child belongs to the father’s family. dad, you
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know, this is exactly what the investigation has to establish, but in our yard the season is interrupted tomorrow on the first day, here is his real passport in his name arnold deitch. 17 or 20 agents is an outstanding achievement, but the most important thing is the cambridge five. underground movement and was led by viktor lyagin. he had to gain the trust of the germans and begin cooperation with them. korodkov, of course, carried out this in the nemen direction. breakthrough, the flow of information from them increased sharply, it could have cost him his head, he could have ended up in the dungeons of the gestapo, what was the task, the most important thing was not to let keitel leave ahead of time, some top secret,
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premiere, names of illegal intelligence, tomorrow on the first, big box is on first again. one of the most striking fundamental confrontations in the history of boxing. match of the best boxing schools in the world. five furious fights. usa, live broadcast. next saturday, on the first. debutant of the major league season and music festival, kvn team. gentlemen of good luck, kurgan region. that svetlogorsk, this is our first time abroad , this is russia, so it’s abroad, we are kurkana, quickly meet svetlogorsk, we are from kurkana, light up the resort with us, come on,
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i can’t hear you, even louder, because the stage is a gentleman . haven't you left yet? excuse us for asking you, okay, here you are you're doing a great job singing the caucasians of chepalin, but you didn't sing entrhuli, well, hello lightfire , what did you want the full moon, so, so, friends, we came from kurgan, we came, we came, wow, kurgan region, where is it, why are there no such people screams, wow, you also dance
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, carmelito on steroids, so, now let’s get acquainted, that’s who you are, my name is andrey vasenburg, weisenburg, you’ll be in oysengorsk, that’s why, well, the tradition in this place is to rename everything german, and my name is alikhan, and this is not a surname, you also know him, and by the way, i recently found out that governor alikhanov is here, and since we alikhanov have our own governor, i have an appeal to him, dear governor alikhanov, are there any plans for us for... we can get some kind of subsidies with birds, now it’s better to have a big one with a beard, fucked up, what a burden, household, they are picking up all sorts of nonsense from the west,
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abuses, challenges, freedom of speech, then they go, gentlemen, but what are we going to do to please the european viewer, where did you even get the idea that this is europe, they sent you to the fucking store yesterday? yes, but i left in english, yes, yes, oh, wow, did you surround me? alekhan, well, no one surrounded you, no , you didn’t understand, i’m talking about nat, can’t you see them, there they are, there are two kissing, okay, by the way, you don’t know why the embankment isn’t being completed, you can’t, you can’t finish it, otherwise. tetris, tetris, i know, the germans were still afraid of it, well, t-34, good afternoon, lithuanian
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customs, long time no see, by the way, you forgot something very important at the border, something important, like your wonderful... yes, well then 1 2 3 that's it, i counted all the young people in the hall, let's go, gentlemen, good luck, what? clarify, gentleman, who, gentlemen, gentleman, where is the scene, as soon as we arrived in svetlogorsk, i immediately went to the store, can you imagine, and there are our boys, who are they, hello, hello, do you have amber, no, no, damn it, dude, we’re in svetlogorsk . they even found intar in my kidneys, so look, paid intar,
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free intar, royal amber, your majesty, some main roles, ambers, three musketeers, one haymaker for all, all for one, yantar trade relations with other countries, their there’s not enough left, amber ballet is when you walk along the beach like that you go so as not to step on amber, then you step and you’re like, hey, there’s this amber ballet everywhere, ivanushki yanternational, for some reason they don’t take them anymore, ying amber, the presenter of kvn, why is the presenter amber, he swallowed a fly yesterday while jogging, a fly, yes, yes, fly, we rehearsed, are you right, because i say, a baltic mermaid. ladies and gentlemen,
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we have prepared a 100% musical number especially for the vocal kivin. so, pay attention, now fedya will turn into gazmanov. mm, in gazmanovo, something new, oh, old. let's get a look. i have not it turns out. well, fedya, this is the kaliningrad region, gazmanov’s homeland, try again , i can’t, wait, what is this happening, today we won’t get a kiwi, not a little, not a little, just because fedya doesn’t know how to turn into gazmanov, not even a little big, not small, yes, yes, how could you, fedya, even. navitsky turned out to be half in gazman’s
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style, doing a somersault in zero gravity, as best you could, fedya, what kind of festival is this, fedya, lyusya, pilogea, they gave out names to you at the mowing, go away and more never come back, you... it seems to me, it never seems to me, you two are leaving too, we only took you on the team because you are twins, well, we are not alike, that’s it, get lost, you ask, huh why gazmanov, and even oleshka , the question here is not that, we are chasing a quick transformation, the weather is local, and the ruble exchange rate,
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in the end it’s generally good, very sprouted potatoes, so, dear friends, we came to svetlogorsk for the first time for kivin, it ’s not always light here, there’s no gorsk here at all... kevinov obviously there is not enough for everyone, so we hope that governor alikhanov alikhanov will not let us down, we will arrange it for you tomorrow morning, you, pound the dough, thank you. exactly here, here are the gentlemen, and where,
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of course, is the stage, and the kvn team performed in front of you, gentlemen, good luck, thank you, that cockerel, the golden cockerel, we cook with love. prince patemkinrichesky introduced catherine to the amazing dish of smolensk sweets. she even said sometimes, no medicine is needed, tasty ones are best. sweets, we we are trying to have a national cuisine , smolensk, oh, how interesting, these are cue balls and pikes, it’s still black, will you cook, i want to make pumpkin cream soup from different types of pumpkins, and i want to make mushroom horn, let’s start, come on , premiere, cooks on wheels, tomorrow on the first day, soma, what
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a zagorichka, the raccoon is coming home, they came for vaccination, they tell us, congratulations, you have a girl, what are you doing? my little head, how i miss you, let ’s get drunk, my heavenlyness is not lost on the earth and the winds are not dispersed, no, you are not for me, like a butterfly of fire, i don’t pass you by, pour, pour,
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, let’s go, and then they love, get out of here with your guitar, well, i remind you, this is our first time at the festival, man, that there is interference , no, he hit biden on the head, but don’t bother us, by the way, where is our roma when i’m visible? how do you dance, baby, oops, mm. so that’s who, the svetlogorsk sun was swallowed. svetochka, are you going to go swimming at the sea today? well, not
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i know, but what? yes, i just need a wave. wave or tsunami? light, don’t listen to him, let’s go to a restaurant today. oh, rom, leave me alone, you’re not my type, and in general i don’t know who might like a little mustachioed jock, the president of latvia. carry me, well, let’s continue our acquaintance, this is evgenich, the only gentle chansonnier in the world, evgenich, there is a song, i don’t have one, my father has one, a song about a local landmark, dad, apparently the guy was good. great for people, judging by the grave here, they respected the boy, so, well, what’s his name
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you, dmitry, guys, let’s do this, if we perform well today, then tomorrow we’ll go on some kind of excursion around svetlogorsk, i agree, andryukh, i just found a cool local tour guide, promenat, about vasta, about familiar slovaks, but i’m right away with started songs because any of my excursions is a song , so let’s decide how... what excursions you will choose, there are five-minute ones, there are five-hour ones, five-hour ones are more interesting, why are they in sochi, there are also walking tours around svetlogorsk,
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