my wife and i, uh-huh, looked at the counters where they sold all sorts of sausages , everything was so beautiful, look, someday, i said, you’ll see, i’ll get rich, i’ll buy this sausage for you, my dear, just like that, yes, seriously , no joke, i know that you worked very hard at different jobs, yes, and there was no money, someone... was a security guard at the morgue, seryozha, you, in my opinion, no, he, i was not a nanny in a kindergarten, and you were a nanny in a kindergarten, i am an orderly, an orderly in a grave, there is no need to guard there, of course, no one will clean up, no one comes near this place, for kilometer, yes, yes, something with the forestry, something happened in your life, who, who, worked, you worked as a turner, at a factory, yes, not for long, because i realized that you would get drunk, career growth.

i took pearls out of shells, fed mermaids from my hand, some of us run ahead , others of us lag behind, but all this does not matter, we are just drops from this river, wow, this is just about our native camp site, our native gorky sea, it seems to me, that the main thing for you is still the texts, because you immerse yourself in them, you go into them, you can have the same night watch, in fact business, this is just a retelling of the plot of the film, an announcement of the next one.

guilty too, you just don’t interfere , you help, support, inspire , i have my own project, yes, yes, yes, and what kind of project, now sergei krestovsky, it ’s just that i started this path first, wrote, and i started writing i actually started singing songs out of envy , which means you were the first, of course, i just see that he lives a very luxurious life, he has girls, it’s always some kind of holiday, it’s fun, but for me it’s somehow completely different, and i thought i was a joke. took the guitar the little one began to write, and this is just chocolate, that is , there is a champagne wine factory there, a song there, and he was also very famous in our city, he was a star of nizhny novgorod, so we had several groups, kvn teams, and this was such a bagema, yes, but i was like a younger brother, i looked at it all from the side and was envious, so you were already married, i wasn’t yet, he wasn’t yet, but your wives were one of your fans? fans,

one might say, of beauty, perhaps, a fan of beauty, a fan of beauty, but you met before you shot, well, with my first wife, before that, now i already have a second wife, now a second, and why do you have a third, third, he’s the eldest, just the eldest, and the number of children you have is just off the charts, i watched a video about daughters, there’s yours, i’m so i understand, only daughters, but in general you have a lot. what is the total for children: six by six 12 by six, like six, yes, you said six, i think that’s normal, okay, three by six, six, and here we are divided : i have five boys and a daughter, a woman has five daughters and a boy, this cool you all year you only celebrate children’s birthdays, you’ve only moved away from one, but now my eldest daughter will be 23 and my youngest daughter will be three. that is, they are exactly 20 years and a few

days apart, these are the lines in the song with a broken drunk face - this is about the older person, this is about me, this is the soul, i’m talking about my soul. and since they are broken , here is my soul, like a torn banner, i just listen to this text, i see cute girls, i think so, well, probably one has already grown into all seriousness, no-no-no, i have her very, very cultured girl, forest, thank god not broken, doesn’t drink, doesn’t smoke, like a great guy, i ’ve already started replaying the clip of the probie in my head , but maybe it’s dad, but it happens, no, it doesn’t happen. now no longer, i just haven’t gone out in public for a long time, well, i was a jerk and i don’t drink, yes, but it happened, yes, in clubs, it happened, but after all, seryozha, yours are like boys, peaceful or there too, my good , everything is fine , athletes, athletes, well, the younger ones, yes

, the older ones have already grown up, they are already there, they went to sports, one musician plays everything, piano, guitar, now the bass guitar. guys, if you're thinking of spending the evening just surfing watching the clips of um and thurman on the internet, you just know that it’s not worth doing if you ’re going somewhere in the morning, because it’s addictive, they have, well, tens of times more clips than you think, well, we’re constantly filming something , yes, we are constantly filming, releasing, and how the idea of ​​​​clips is born, there, well, we heard how proskovia was born, and let’s say there... the idea of ​​​​a video, atomic love, which was filmed by technologies that were filmed, as far as i remember, only collplay , rolling stones, this overlay, love is strong, this clip, by the way, took many prizes, took international festivals, i think he received 15 awards, the idea was just the director’s, i don’t

remember how they started it, vitaly, vitaly, vitaly kapitonov, yes vitaly, my memory is bad, here is a very, very talented guy and... just he wanted to shoot some kind of video in this style, yeah, and that’s how i imagined the video, that is, we talked on the phone, i said, listen, i kind of see it like this, and i i just wanted to try to make a clip like this, rolls, yes, well, there were several clips like that, well this hormakey, they probably would have done everything, but there’s a computer on the green farmkey, there ’s a lot of computer graphics there, but they found this boy and girl. this earthly ball is like this, this is love, this is just a metaphor, yes, that our earth is in the hands of a child, together with all of us, and this video, which was filmed in space, there was an astronaut singing along with you, this means the stars , yes, a clip of a star, which was presented somewhere in the cosmonautics museum, yes,

yes, an astronaut for you, well, he, he was not just a singing element, but he was a full-fledged he sang his own songs, recorded them, and he installed the camera himself. firstly, there are no operators there, well, of course, but as far as sergei told me, he says that when everyone was sleeping there at 4:00 in the morning, when there was no this wandering around the ship, he could work, yes, that is, he got up before anyone else, i tried to film something when he was alone, everyone was sleeping there, cool, just google it, guys, the star’s video is probably the only video at the moment that was filmed in space. our guests are vladimir and sergey krestovsky, group uma torman, this is a podcast 20 years later, watch all episodes of podcast lab on the channel one website. how did the story with the night watch happen? bicombetov realized that he needed a song. yes, there's just no song. oh, he, he turned to you. yes, what was needed

urgently yesterday. yes, i urgently need to write a song yesterday. it's like malevich. malevich, the exhibition is in 2 hours, calmly, they’ll draw it now. yes yes yes. that's it, i was given the task of what it should be, how he sees it, i looked at the sources, there are drafts, what they filmed, yeah, and they also gave me processing of lukyanev’s texts, yeah, that’s it, i sat down to work, you loaded it all into a meat grinder and gave it all out, this is what happened, wow, how long did it take you to write, you don’t remember approximately the time, i don’t remember, but it was there days, yes one day, if not one day, we wrote everything down. it was at home in one day at home that the song “night watch” was recorded , which, in general, it was included in the cinema in this form, it absorbs everything that lukyanenko wrote about this, everything that bikmombet filmed, the song “night watch” performed by uma torman in podcast 20 years later.

anton was hated by his wife in the city, he was not sad like a child, a witch came, come on, cast a spell on me easily, my dear, just clap my hands, and the wife will return, she will turn away from him, and the little life inside her will end, suddenly they ran into the witch of shadows they say there are no ghosts, there are no crimes, what are you talking about, why did you turn your gaze down, wake up witch, night watch, the world is in half, you are a mitrozl

, and the fact that the sorceress cheated him like a fool, but the power of another is in antonov’s gaze, which means he will work on patrol, years have passed, gorodets is not in pain, he drinks vodka, he is friends with vampires, his boss is a good wise man. well, they call, we need to go, quickly, a vampire , a hairdresser and his girlfriend called a teenager to their lair, they decided to have a sneaky dinner, amtofa made it, a truck started, with great difficulty he beat with scissors, he was seriously wounded in battle, he was near death, you can to say on the edge, but i cured a good dozen quickly, without a shot, otherwise they wouldn’t take anyone for me, shook the world. napalam dimitroslo, linen graffi

yana, good sluun, and myane light vuklah spider weaves a pattern into a dark street, a night watch, then trouble after trouble, like a cloud, a crow flew into an airplane turbine at a heating plant , something exploded, the light turned out to be the culprit in everything, but having met the handsome anton.

what was your history together? an idea appeared, something. to sing with one of the french, we began to look for someone we could sing with,

because there were different options, and somehow it happened by chance that someone had a friend, a friend of 30 friends right there, we we say, wow, cool, let's make an offer 30 k to sing with us, she somehow reacted right away, well, she often worked in russia, yes, she worked in russia a lot, her only condition was that the song should be new, written especially for her. well, it’s not something new for me, that i urgently need to write some song, yesterday, and you also know, we have this song paris, i saw this video, but i never got around to it, and in this video , which was filmed in paris, starring pierre richer, how old is he there, is he there or something, no, 74, in my opinion, he was about that moment, he arrived for filming on a motorcycle, and he’s a handsome guy in general. and he and i, yes, and he and i, yes, we sat with him, drank this wonderful homemade calvados, which we

were treated to there in paris, class, yes, we sang to him, talked, and the chorus of this song is in french, songs paris, it sounds like this, well, in french, well, as if we all understood that it was french, so i sing this song to him, he likes it, he says it’s a cool song. and i say, well, do you understand that it’s french? he says: no, he didn’t understand, yes, he didn’t learn french, class, chorus, yes, the chorus was in french, but unfortunately, he didn’t understand that... it’s french, but for us, for russians, it sounds like it’s french. our guest was the group uma thurman, vladimir and sergei krestovsky. this is a podcast 20 years later, hosted by konstantin mikhailov. i'm larisa guzdeeva,

let's get married. good afternoon. grooms today. yuri, telman and nikita, and our bride, vesta. vesta, 26 years old, was bullied by family and friends after she took part in the program: come on get married, but that didn't stop her from coming to the show a second time. vesta is an enviable bride, looking for a job she loves, loves the songs of nadezhda kadysheva, lives in kazan, is proud of her lack of complexes, admits that she does not like to cook, warns that she is ready to do anything to achieve it. desired. vesta will not pay attention to a handsome man who does not leave the mirror and uses hair gel; she will marry a violent economic man who can rein her in. hello hello. in short, this is what i think, well, basically the type i like. oh, interesting, very bright,

very bright, interesting gang, yes, what kind of band does she have, we remember you, but i want to remind you. as a spectator, suddenly someone wasn’t watching you, he tells me that it’s all over, well , this can’t go on, it’s as if i won’t leave my wife anyway, i have to put an end to everything and come on, damn, i’m starting to cry, i’m running to my mom , i’m already saying that mom, that’s it, now i’ll almost commit suicide there, i’ll drown myself here in our little yawl, mom, she’s such a fighting woman, she won’t offend me yes, she’s actually a tatar, my mother is a tatar, i have a modest tatar , and my mother and i are going,

they are in general in this life after the broadcast, your ex-lover didn’t contact you or his wife no, complete ignore, total like before that, nothing had changed, it seems to me that she really needs too good facial features, i think for me, how did neighbors and relatives react to you in general, well , i don’t know there, listen, well, let’s say mom reacted quite calmly , restrainedly, that is, she generally said that my whole performance is very good.

in general, no one knew about her, in fact, my grandmother herself didn’t know about it, she saw, hello, good evening, as they say, well, the relatives, naturally, they are even more shocked, how can they , for example, they call and say: vesta, i ’m not here, they didn’t call me, they called my grandmother, ala, this is terrible, we looked, let’s get married, you saw, you have a granddaughter there , your weight, this is a shock, what is he saying there, she is generally a fallen woman, such a good one, good. well, there are extra eyelashes , but that’s the way it is, i was there in negligence, one might say it’s normal, when i starred in the film sleeping , a woman with a very unstable nervous system played, and my neighbor came, my mother said: don’t you be ashamed, you’re a teacher, shame on you, my mother

tried to prove something to her, that i ’m playing a role, but in reality i’m not like that, she says, i’ll never let my daughter go. to the theater institute, so that she could then act like this, because it seems to them that there’s nothing wrong with it, well, she just went, entered and i immediately started filming all this, i was playing , but you weren’t playing, it was your life , yes, all our relatives are discussing our life, i mean, what’s not true about what they said about you, your relatives, it’s not that it’s not true, it’s just their personal opinion, that is, they think that it’s not good, that it’s there in any case, he lived across the fence from you, and his wife was pregnant, and you were with him, knowing that pregnant wife, started an affair, yes, yes, you can rein her in, but there are some

doubts that she’s probably too much liberated, it seems to me, it won’t work, yes, it won’t work, you didn’t feel sorry for his family, you didn’t feel sorry for him at all, that is, it doesn’t go beyond the bounds of morality, well , because you wanted to. principle with this flag, i live as i want, go through life, that’s all, my daughter still lives with her parents, calls your mother, “mom,” yes, yeah, you won’t take her into a new relationship when you get married?

here you go, 150,000 alimony debtor, immediately a parking fine, the very next day he immediately uncovered his wallet and threw off his i have the whole amount, but he is married, but i don’t know

, i haven’t seen him for 3 years, a year, this moment of establishing paternity, but i think something, no, a beautiful girl, she looks like her own, but they are suing for child support, this is very it’s strange, you’re all in the profile.

okay, that is, you will hear the man, of course, in general, the head should be in our family, i am for patriarchy, i will never cheat 100%, for me that’s all, if, if a man cheated, then okay, i said that even then , but if a girl cheated, that’s all, we generally cross her off from the list of women there, feminine, it’s a shame what you think about the fact that she has a child, tell me guys, well, this is not an obstacle, every woman can have an obstacle, you have one too. in principle, it’s right to accept , as you think, of course, and i will never be with a man who doesn’t accept my child, yes, and now you, in turn, will always be

in the family, i will always respect my man in the family, that is, if we are sitting somewhere in a group, for example, he talks nonsense, and men love it, in general he talks nonsense, i i won’t say it, are you a fool or something, what are you talking about, it wasn’t like that, i’m kind of calm there, well, with me... if you speak to him behind closed doors under the blanket, well done, that’s a very big plus, but i will always be ready to accept a child from a man, well done , third, third, look so beautiful, look, you are taking care of yourself, so i wanted to say, i will always look good, you are my dear, today i should be with her, and she should be with me, so i have no competitors. come on in and meet your first husband, good luck!

hello, my name is yura, almost a gagarin , i am sure that you are cooler than my lada, i am also 100% sure of this, very nice, thank you very much, thank you, yuri, 35 years old, former police lieutenant, traffic police officer, now owner of the statuslon, lives in moscow, practices boxing and sambo, admits that he is cold all the time, yuri’s beloved constantly created for him. problems and caused trouble, hope that vessa knows how to get around the sharp corners in relationships. hello, hello, yes, uh-huh, thank you, she has too many tattoos on her head, and of course, when i come out, of course, i wasn’t standing, the shirt is wrinkled, in general, it’s somehow hard for me to imagine you being an employee, yes, yes, that is, you should have at least other tattoos are in a different

place, why? so guess three times , a very difficult question, the next question, the next question, why did they leave , it was a good profession, i graduated from the university of the ministry of internal affairs, then by assignment, i ended up in the structure itself, i really liked the work, due to the fact that i discovered some creative abilities, i drew a lot all the way since childhood and we could work in the organs and sew a little in our free time, well, if creativity is so important. so i practically only sew on human bodies, no options, brother, no options, you are bald, he is considered the best tattoo artist in moscow, that is , you are wealthy, you can say so, it’s clear, and now about the ex-girlfriend, what didn’t work out with her , why? in fact, the girl is very charismatic, beautiful, sexy, at the same time she has a difficult character, and i had to

often... for lovers, this is mom, and this is, excuse me, the guy is sitting, the university is not blowing, minding his own business, this is a fool gone there, if she, well, can’t sit still, yes, we need to find an adventure to the fifth point, but he, why does he need these problems, of course, he didn’t sign up for this , he didn’t sign up for it by itself, when you got tired of it, when there was a very delicate situation that you had to sort out, they straight up put an end to you, they said, no, then

you got tired of it , yes, you know, this is probably some kind of cumulative effect that worked, there were several precedents, yes, for example , this girl also had her own business, she left herself, for example, an intercom on the door, the guys there did something wrong to her, she says, legal, listen, well, this is the topic, you can call, well, i kind of at first , well, what’s the problem, let ’s call, of course, i called, talked to them, they say, dude, run away from her altogether, at that moment i thought, what about her? run, damn it, cool girl, all that, he didn’t even talk to her, she’s already looking at...

there’s something else, although she’s even there with him i tried to flirt some more, well, over a video call, but that’s it, then i worked out, he says, he’s pestering me, well , i know that there’s someone who pestered whom, conditionally there, who showed what signs, i think , okay, return the money, like , well, i talked to him, of course, there is some kind of, well, everything is fair there, he conducted some classes with her, some money was returned, but some of it is natural for him they left, well, listen, before that everything was fine, maybe because she began to put pressure on her brain that she was marrying you? wants me i think that’s not the point at all, well, in general , it was like that, so your girlfriends are smiling, look, look, even i like it, not with my girlfriend, everything is really good there, that’s it, no, i mean , that when i said that when i got itched, i got married, you scanned too , no, it itched too early, itched too early, so early, when, after what period of time, a test period of six months, yes, well, then she was still such a corrector

yours. i didn’t do it all the time, well, periodically, well, in general, yes, look at her look, just look at her look , she doesn’t need it at all, nastya, now she ’s going to criticize him, you said that you don’t like it when a girl snores like a trojan horse, but have there been cases, or what? there have been cases, and i believe that a man should snore, because we drive away evil spirits by snoring, but honey, dear, please tell me, how can i make sure that a girl does not snore? well , in general, to begin with, i will say that snoring does not drive away any evil spirits, here it is necessary to correct the deviated nasal septum, remove polyps, tonsils, adenoids and uvula, and if the girl snores, then buy a bed of such

a size that you can roll to the other side and not hear the snoring. wonderful, wonderful advice, questions to each other, yur, well , look, i’m definitely never going to get a tattoo, here you are... this will start later , come on, yes, you don’t have anything to do a manicure on, you don’t even have one drawing that fits on your bones then by looking at the bones without it , it’s easy to actually find where the drawing was made along with the topic, i’m absolutely calm about this, it’s the news’s choice, so without it at all problems, i don’t force anyone to get tattoos , if i force you to show a surprise, i think as a surprise he will show the same thing as at home, he will just admire it in the mirror, that’s all. yura, spin her around, kryzhina,

brilliant song, i adore it.

so that i ever watch this again and never in my life polina, how do you like the groom? and to be honest, i think that he is a very pleasant young man, but he is not suitable for a relationship, because i think that she needs a man who has gone more towards development. business, probably, i think, and i see from him that he is a more creative person, he has a chain of salons, cafes, despite the fact that he directed his creativity specifically into business, do you think she liked you, and 100% in general,

i, i’m a dominant male, how could you not like me, and it seems to me, yes, you liked it, but i honestly really liked you, generally cool, cheerful, positive, you, then the bearing will not go anywhere, it will always remain with him, this man, meldison, well, what can you say, he’s a very good young man, and the tattoos perhaps the bride will also fall in love with such yuri, meet the second groom, come in.

hello, hello, handsome, my name is telman, very nice, i think that vesta should be my bride. that's all, i 'm almost yours, very nice, telman is 25 years old, sells perfume, lives in volgograd, is interested in music, calls himself an ordinary gangster rapper, admits that he is crazy about girls from indian films, telman turned out to be so unprepared for family life that he had to turn to specialists for psychological help, hope that vesta will not get on his nerves. hello elman, hello! by nationality, i’m an ovar, it seems

to me that this is more like the owner of a tent with shavurma, yes, no, well, so yura, well, no, no, we are not suitable as a rival, you are a muslim, yes, this is the first time i’ve met a guy, a muslim, who turns not to relatives for psychological help, not to parents, but goes to the clinic, the borderline states have not grown in, they were there, but absolutely right, poor parents or normal, were they poor? as it turned out, but no, everything is fine with the girl no luck, but more, this is rather my psychological state, which was for a long period of my life, that is, this is not something that was provoked by my ex-wife, you were officially married, the child was born, born, yeah, and she’s already six months old, i have a daughter , partygoer, look at him now carefully , his gaze, this alluring one, but it’s like, well, it doesn’t matter. i’m the person who doesn’t sit at home,

that is, even if i don’t work, you’re a rapper, i’m a rapper, yes, as a fact, i leave the house all the time, and i’m no longer there, that is, i can come at night, she can go with me in the same way, but if she is already used to it, then she may no longer go with me, because she is tired of it, why did she need to get married, most likely... young, yes, we are all always young, until we are about 90 years old, yeah, until then we are all young, we loved, we always love, no, not all and not always, just like it turns out, not all rappers wear gold, fur coats gender, you know, they don’t behave like they’re not fast, that is, they loved him, he ’s such a gangster, a rapper, but not really, why, well, i don’t know, maybe i can just be calm, i can be explosive, no

, it’s just where the gold is, these are like mandatory attributes, i’m a simple guy, that’s how i described myself, i’m actually an objective person, well, i wouldn’t bet on him , it seems to me that he’s a rather boring guy, well, in front of everyone, not her type, not her type at all, he has nothing, and you think he’s in a mental hospital, he just didn’t want this job, he needs there was somewhere to hang out, he couldn’t think of anything else to do but lie down there, he’s going home now will come, the wife will press, because the baby, the mother there, will tell him everything she thinks about this, the sister will also join in, he says, go ahead, guys, and you are the youngest in the family, i am the youngest in the family , yes, my sister is 32, he doesn’t work now, that is, the family suffered with you, of course, in terms of economic skills, you know what larisa wrote, what kind of economic skills she has, everything that everything that breaks can be broken, well,

so not quite directly aggressive, otherwise he just came for you, that’s what i am yes, you see, yes, on an antidepressant now , well, they took something sedative before the program, no at all, he charmed her with his calmness, he is very calm, he is very calm, he says to the psychiatric hospital, where will we live, lord, look. let's eat together, depending on how we eat together, he needs a wife who is daring, bright, with wild charm in your eyes, you must have charisma, like the heroine, it's all clear, i have everything, i'm interested in what you have he has it, my charisma, my charisma, but what comes from him, i don’t have it charisma hut, yes , i’m asking you about real estate, let’s only be interested in real estate, in the stavropol region it will be suitable, where will you take it, but where , in fact, in general, in general, yes, most likely just in your life. it all started and where will

the next one live let us yes my address is not home and don’t show the surprise well what a surprise i don’t think it’s a dance no well only if with knives that read a rap book your very own next to monica beluch amu. straight to me, your eyes shine on me like headlights, we won’t go to the club for a long time, bars, i'm secretly like a vatik given like a hachiko , there's such a baby next to me, i'm just in shock, hey, she 's looking at me like that, i want to inside nama until the morning, she says that i'll be hers, come to me,

i'll be with dance with you until i die, but i’m telling the truth, i’m not dying, and she will dance with me. now it’s just, if there wasn’t a surprise, i would have a different opinion, like every santa claus, he has his own end, this is his maximum, as if there should be a butch, don’t forget, i don’t, as if , but this dollar as if hanging from her neck, it seems to me, this is the most expensive jewelry that he seems to have,

what are you dissatisfied with? , that's what's legal. as a groom, well, this is the neatest rapper i’ve ever seen, this is a gangsta rapper from my mother’s friend, if telman and vesta suddenly get together, then in the next program we will need to look for opyakuns for them, because they won’t come out on their own, yes, i agree 100% , yes

absolutely top ten, if this doesn’t work out, then who will come to her, i’m damn here in a santa claus suit. i came from volgograd, and of course the weight is chic, meet the third groom, come in, have fun.

his grandfather, who raised him in harsh conditions, admits that he was expelled from different schools five times for hooliganism, warns that he will not be henpecked, nikita’s mother-in-law and wife used him as free labor, hoping that from now on he will feel like a real master in the house. hello, hello, nikita, i’ll be honest, you too, looking at you, i don’t i can imagine. i’m still in tattoos myself, you were just such a classic henpecked cinderella, well, it was such a story, when i had my first love, my

teeth were a little out of order as they are now.