tv Karnavalnaya noch 1TV December 31, 2023 7:10am-8:36am MSK
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oh, my god, phone, i didn’t expect it, call. and guilem, yes, yes, yes, i can hear you well, i’m on the train, i have a wonderful travel companion, i’m delighted, leave me alone with your prime minister, imagine what i ’ll tell you, we’ve been traveling for the whole evening , outside the window there is only snow and forest. everyone is drunk, no, no, everything
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anna nikolaevna, lenchik, for the upcoming year, hello, i have a gift for you here with a new year, what is it? yes, it looks like cheese , with mold, speaking, from the noble one, but the maroska doesn’t eat so much, it stinks strongly, he says, give it to your aunt, she’s educated, she ’ll eat it, grab it, here you go, thank you, health, please, why are you , darling, giving gifts ahead of time, a good flight turned up, i’m afraid i won’t make it in time for the new year, or i have to drive too hard, but don’t drive me, you’re afraid for me, you’re worried, but i’ll kill myself, you’ll cry, of course i’ll, but i’m not i won’t kill myself, i know how careful i am, you and i have a lot to offer you need to earn money, don’t be afraid, the plant didn’t give you a salary again, didn’t give you anything
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, you and i will have wine and oranges, when we get married, i’ll get a job on a long-haul flight, you know how it pays, and maruska is with you, she ’s you you know how much she loves, but i’m dying, listen , maybe you’ll leave her with me, where you’ll drag her, but what, i’ll take her to her mother, well, to her grandmother, that is , you’ll get enough of it, she’s good to me, she draws, you know how did she draw this, are you a grandmother? komikanse, okay, anyok, i rushed, i have to hurry, let's go, marusya, bye, dad, because she doesn’t love you. her husband, marusya
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they got drunk, they put their glasses on their leg, who are you, who are you, good morning, good afternoon, good evening, good night, winter is too long, i’m i'll give it back to you. with me, i haven’t forgotten you, i flew to you, as if to confession, i love a little wall, i believe that you are my chosen one, and you are ordinary, in a place forever, as long as you live
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the dream, we are together forever, takes me away, takes me away, ringing the snow. our new year, a big festive concert on january 1 at the first gin сnop product of stellor group. paul, unfortunately, this is my last letter to you, it is in it, in the last letter, that i must tell you the most important things for me. in my life, except for you, there will never be a person who, just like me , feels how life passes, and just like
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i feels its meaning, rejoices in the same little things. your paul hasn't arrived, kiss your hands! no, well it’s always like this with me, if you kiss your hands, expect trouble, i even got into the carriage, look, maybe you translated it wrong, i translated everything correctly, i’ll call, call, dear irina, i’ll be in the deep darkness, december 31, train number one, move in a person, you will have tea, cabinets. danysha, paris , answer me, karpenka, i answer, everything is falling apart for me, hello, crucian carp, hello, it’s me, and you know, i didn’t sleep all night, i was worried, i was thinking about you, yes, about what you said ,
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about the kind of voice you had when you spoke, so, you know, courageous, honest voice, and then i dozed off, i had a dream, as if i was climbing a rock for some kind of... flower, clinging to the stones, just to reach this flower, then everything collapses, i 'm falling down, silence, darkness, stars all around , here, here, here i hear a rustle, a rustle, an eagle is flying , it has such big stars on its wings, and it picks me up, i understand that i’m no longer afraid of anything, because i realized that this eagle is you, crucian carp , i recognized you by the stars on your wings, they were so big, i thought that i wouldn’t let you down, yes, i i’ll go with you, it would be better if i paid an agency for a spaniard, i don’t know spanish , that’s the point, i just met him yesterday, he’s very worried,
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i should have been worried before, i told him, don’t get close to me, don’t , i will love you, but i still won’t marry you, because some kind of husband. you’re my little bit, okay, that’s it, don’t spoil my fighting spirit, i’m focused on success, and by the way, i advise you, marry alyonchik, you won’t get better anyway, yes, i know, how am i for i’ll go to him, if i don’t love him, i respect him, i appreciate him, i see him all advantages, i understand all my shortcomings, but i can’t fall in love, i’m a fool, stuffed, if i were smart, i would stay in moscow after college, i’d be... smart, i hooked up with the director, i told you six ways, what are you, so thank me god, that at least there is a tree , you know, this whole story with tree tree reminds me of how an old man buys shoes, he doesn’t buy the shoes he wants, he buys the shoes for which he has enough money,
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he understands that in these his shoes will be buried, no, well, look at her, she for a quarter, and she philosophizes. well, so what, but lyonchik is economical, and drags from trips everything that is in bad condition, she doesn’t have love, so what, maybe he doesn’t either, doesn’t love, that means he won’t stop loving, no... well, it’s clear that he takes because one feels bad, and his daughter needs a mother, but everything is fair with you , not like with me, so what else do you need , i don’t need anything, i already bought him a suit, and stamps, and how he asked, well done, okay, i went, listen, listen, and come with me to the dacha, all the police are there there will be such bright personalities, you’ll rock , no, no, no, no, no, listen, i’m asking you... please, let’s go, now i can’t miss the carp, i ’ll look much better against your background, no, thank you,
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please tell me, honey, where is the police station? there. tonechka, i have long wanted to tell you, but there was no possible atmosphere, now i realized that i can’t put it off any longer, that right now i’m under new year i must say everything will be decided. donechka, i want to tell you that i am very, very... mission, please, excuse me, but something terrible happened, donechka, wait a minute, go away, get away from here, man, it’s not up to you right now, but tonechka,
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it’s hard to concentrate, you you know, this is my character now, you know, i react to everything, but i made a promise to myself, now i won’t even hit anyone in the face with a baton, i won’t even shout at anyone, otherwise look at yourself and you'll fall asleep, but after this there are so many beautiful words say, well, for example, you understand, i was robbed, little one, wait a minute.
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get out of here man, don't wave the car , don't wave, go, what did you want, yes, let's talk, man, what are you doing, man, wait a minute, hey, you fool, well, fox, hey, i'm getting married, where? i'm in trouble, damn vodka, where can i find the embassy, how can i now, children, children, please,
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we work for a year and take a break, just like one needle after another, nothing, nothing, come on showmen, let's give the people fun, despite the cold, the hangover, oh, and you're still a commander without a uniform, well , here you go, here you go, it's new year, we have to work , we have to work, madam, excuse me, i need to call the french embassy, you understand, the french embassy, let me hold the christmas tree, then i’ll say, let me hold the christmas tree, come on, come in, my dear, come in.
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hey, kuku, here, poor fellow, this is ours for you the taster sent me, merci, merci. cultured , can you imagine, buzykins regularly go to crooks, exchange partners, we could do that too, yes, i remember, today... anniversary, you will give me this evening, bobby, i'm dead, i'm not going anywhere, hello, slippers
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, such an old shoe, i’m afraid of ruining it, good evening, i wanted to warn you, it’s very difficult for me to start, let’s start the pusher, i ’m coming to you, this is what a tightening is, a belarusian tightening, it tightens your stomach, it’s warm, comfortable, no one wants me, psychotherapists for you they want a new year's adventure, the premiere is on january 1st, i'll keep the slippers as a souvenir. cognac monte chococa, a product of the stellar group. it seems. or was there another squiggle?
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that i don’t understand, ira, ira, and ira is my mother, i remembered, this is grandfather frost, she is so beautiful, she has such locks, poor grandfather, i can see you, i’ll be sweating, come, i’ve been waiting for you for a long time. this is my mother, iira, just be quiet, she’s sleeping, go there, santa claus, she
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didn’t write anything. not a child, sleigh, sit down, santa claus, and i’ll sing you a song, you have to, you need a kushka month, golden cat weight , silver poplar, you will clothe yourself with the wind, and now you, santa claus, congratulate me, merch, ti... dit papa noël, quand tu descendras du ciel, avec tes joujous parminé, n'oublie pas mon petit soulier.
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i'm not a tramp, don't think so, i'm just like that i look like i drank vodka, you know? don't worry, everyone in russia understands this. i just need to call the embassy. can you help me? certainly. i will refund your money for this call for your trouble. i have money, i'm rich. they even wrote about me that i was one of the richest people in france. i will help you anyway. how did you guess that my name is paul? because you
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told me that yourself a minute ago. he told me that when he was younger, in winter in spain he would often put a raincoat on his naked body and walk the streets. the cold covered him and buñuel enjoyed this pure feeling, i believed him so much that it was cold. buñuel, spoke to you? yes, i thought it would be nice to have him here for company. here we are. no, i don't eat. serve the soup, if after dessert he doesn’t answer, we’ll
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take action, i would take action after the hot one, if i were you, i’d worry after the soup, oh, well, girls, for the past year, oh, girls, they’ve held out for the root vegetable the harvest was good. i vote for such a harvest, just like that, oh, but you can already have a snack, yes have a snack, have a snack, you manitsa, despite the new year, well, the son and the bride
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are coming to the ruined man, and you didn’t tell you when they would arrive, otherwise we’ll wait like this and everything about... no, have a snack, have a snack, eat to your health, eat, girls, they are not going to the table, to their mother, that’s right, staging, wow, vasha said, they will definitely come, your mother will congratulate you, yeah, then tanya, don’t worry, your son is a policeman, responsible, oh , i'll take another tomato.
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of course it will be me, the prime minister will call him and say that i am here, who? tell me, anya, i understand that you are seeing me for the first time, but could you lend me money for a ticket for a suit and a taxi, i give you my word of honor, i will return everything to the last penny, money is not a problem for me, i am very rich , i already told you, i will give you back even more, if you want, i will buy you a house, apartment or car.
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but i couldn’t find her, maybe it’s for the best, how would i meet her in this form? does ira know how rich you really are? no, no, what are you, i described that i am a simple gas station worker, that you know, to be sure, that she needs me, and not my millions and not my title of baron, so you are also a balan, well , also an artist, i am also friends with the artist, gerard padier wanted to buy a rare vine from me, i gave it to him, annigerardo loves to visit i have in the summer, i have such a cool shady one.
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won’t come, my friend has left, everyone has left, but maybe it’s for the better. and you, who do you usually celebrate the new year with? oh, i have a huge company going, i don’t know where to go from them, there’s always some new ones lady, that is, i wanted to say, people, and the prime minister usually comes from among his own people, or rather, he comes when the government needs a loan, the president of the concern also comes, and, of course, my chief minister. why are you lying so shamelessly? i know how you live, and how your tiny kitchen works, where you usually write letters. i see you, you are walking alone down the street. yes, the street is empty, very quiet. flying trees. and only the seller of roasted chestnuts. he warms his hands over his brazier, his gloves are cut off fingers. he repeats the same thing. chestnuts, warm chestnuts. and this voice in silence. an empty street
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, this is loneliness incarnate, it’s like i’m walking next to you, i see and feel all this, tell me, it doesn’t happen like that, yes, of course, that’s exactly what happens, you see, and you’re lying to me about the prime minister, i know memorize your writings, what, that is, i wanted to say: what did ira tell me about you, why? but she was consulting on how to formulate some sentences more correctly, so do you know ira?
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what did you say to him? i told him that you are my fiancé, that’s right, but what did he do? nothing yet , funny, leonid, you have no idea how grateful i am to ana, if it weren’t for her, i would probably freeze, what is he, kurly, kurly, what does he want, who is he anyway? lenechik, this is the person to whom i wrote letters, and irkin is french, right? so where samager? irina skarpenka at the dacha at the dacha, and that means you’re here, fine, happy new year, anya, little tree, and...
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if you don’t want it means, well, he ate, he drank and let’s get out of here, i understand, i came to see my fiancée , i need to talk to her, anya, translate, little tree , he has nowhere to go, ira refused him, he was robbed, well, where will he go, but i don’t care where he goes, wherever he wants, he’ll go there, let’s get out of here, half drachmosk, ferstein.
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’m staying, well, okay, musul, he called himself a milk mushroom, so you’ll climb into the back, and we ’ll drink with you, zanyu. in our opinion, if you, of course , are toast, monsieur, and not some shershel, look for a woman, but i already found her, my dear, let me tell your uninvited guest , the eastern poet nizami has a line, he calls the new year in the afternoon, when it is easy to untangle all the knots, i have never before understood the full accuracy of this expression, let's drink to this day, continued toast. for the mistress,
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my friend, my eyes are forever betrothed to you, my dear anya, excuse me, i need to go out and wet my face with cold water, the old lady did not suffer for long. the fraer danced for a short time, my friend, my eyes are forever engaged to you, where can i wash here, i’m ashamed of you, i didn’t know that you could be so cruel, i thought about us in this. i thought, if i don’t love you, then why am i chasing you, but am i alone?
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come on, anya, come on, come on, show her how much you love her, can’t you? you can do something in life that you came here, here is our life, it’s different, you don’t understand it, head, pansy, don’t be stupid, i got it, i won’t give it to you, i got it, because i love her, i was going to her , wrote me a letter, but you yourself don’t know whether you love her or not, your male pride is hurt, you don’t even know,
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what is love, you understand, i realized it too late, it’s too late, i’m taking it away... what are you babbling about? do you even know what loneliness is? like this bear in the den, when you are driving through the city, alone, and there are windows, people in them, love and pity each other, when this fucking city ends, there are only trees. whack, whack, whack and darkness, don’t look at me, frenchman, i’m drunk, why, i ’m drunk, oh, brow, brow, go, go there,
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rum. castro, a product of the stellar group. new year's premiere on the first. so, we have very little time in total. why? we have a corporate account for video communication, unlicensed, only 40 minutes free. i foresaw that your qualifications were not enough, and sent the best doctor in the country to you. greetings, my dear friends. which one of you has problems? do you think i don’t have anything to do, or do you think i’m drinking cognac here? i’m drinking, i’m lost, father, homeless people on
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the first floor are being interviewed, be polite, otherwise i’ll upset you beyond belief, january 1st on the first floor. veda vodka, a product of stellar group. anya. i am frost, red nose, i brought you gifts, congratulations on the new year, happiness, joy in the wishing year, we are waiting for our
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leonid, but i don’t love leonid, like a frenchman, a real frenchman, you’re a real frenchman, madam, mrs. fairy, dear santa claus, i understand that you are anya’s parents, i’m happy to meet you, what he said, he... i admire your knowledge of the french language, your excellent pronunciation, and i like paris, i’m happy to meet you you, you dance beautifully, say that you you know french culture
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well, this is happiness, this is endless happiness for me , i don’t like it, why , why does he speak french very well, and you know, our granddaughters, grandchildren will speak two languages, yes, in russian in french, grandmothers will have time to go to paris. and grandfather will stay here, hello, santa claus, cotton wool beard, where are you going, nothing is known yet, how nothing is unknown, how unknown? and why does he have a jacket from someone else’s key, and how can you see that it’s from someone else, and his sleeves are rolled up, it’s so fashionable, maybe it was me who bought a wedding for a tree tree, like a tree tree, but he doesn’t have money, he ’s a beggar, he can’t buy a jacket for himself, but now we’ll find out, now we’ll talk, we ’ll talk now, that’s it, that’s it, that’s it let's find out that he's a beggar, really, i don't know, anya, but we don't need beggars, why, well, little ones, because we ourselves are beggars, i beg you, go. there’s nothing for you to do here, well
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is it for you, well, you have 100 rubles to paris, lyonchik, you tell me where the tree is, i ’ll run after him, and his mother will run after him, and we’ll run until we get lyonchik back. dad, where's paul? and i won’t run after this, your field ran away, i wished you great happiness, i ran away, great family happiness. you better
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looked into my window and the branches of the chestnut tree. zhsky boulevards, they looked into my window, and, well, what kind of people are they, and i broke through to them, fire inspection got through and extended the license, don’t be upset, don’t be upset, i lowered their rent, unofficially. they hit me with a gloomy, gloomy, gloomy snowmobile, what kind of people are they, but swindlers and grabbers, not people, how to ride a general now, how to ride a general now, comrade
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colonel, well, how are we going to ride the girls or not, that’s right, that’s the general - colonel, comrade general, i report, he is finishing the repairs. gas tank, it remains to tighten the last screw, iran, colonel karpenko has golden hands, a cool head and warm heart, well done, you need such a wife, colonel, then i can take control, that’s right, the pogornik is already almost all on the mozi, i promised to take her to my mother for the new year, why didn’t you go to your mother ?
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it’s not a matter of cranking, baba frost, do it darling, come here, why are you distracting me, please, so that our mother becomes happy, she works, have you ever heard about baba frost, let’s sign, my mother is an actress, and this time i don’t have any magic, but it works out as always, only she’s not happy. they don’t take her for roles, who am i kids? do you think that baba frost has already heard us, we need
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happiness, maybe a husband, our medicine has no analogues in the world, but can i just touch this brilliant head, yes, this is my formula, excuse me, please, you ordered the snow maiden, yes i know today a lot of things, everyone believes in santa claus, but no one knows about baba frost... no one knows, i will work with large strokes, only without a fight, what do you think, it will work out, baba frost and the secret of the new year, premiere on january 7th on the first. borbor, a product of the stellar group, when we
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get out of here, i'll take you with me. you will see that there is a fireplace in the library, there is a fireplace in the dining room, and there is a fireplace in the bedroom. do you have three fireplaces in your one-room apartment? you will see everything for yourself, i will take you away again. oh, tanya, don't be upset, maybe he has
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no, okay, tanya, let’s go, now the movie is over, they won’t come today, thank you, tanya, oh, sim, won’t you take a pie?” no, no, somehow i’m a saint, no, no, no, no, but i took it, good girl, good night, happy new year to you, don’t wait for me, go to bed, now they won’t come, go to bed, they will come, they will come, i’ll wait, let us in! happy new year, grandma, happy new
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year, i love you, and i love you, it’s great, or what? no, the guys got lost at the station , let us warm up, well, go, go, well, go, why are you freezing, come on quickly, come in, come in, yes, we also snatched, well, warm up, warm up, you will eat, otherwise my table is full food, i became a son, well, marus, everything is fine, everything is fine,
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look, she’s just like us, she’s so restless, oh, happy new year, hello, you'll take me to the station, and what if i don't give you a ride, but murastya, we'll give you a ride, we'll give you a ride, get in, young lady. why did you walk to the station? yes, the shift worker asked me to leave, i went, but what should i do? i’m alone, she has a family there, children, holidays, i’ll work for her, and you, you, i see too, you go back and forth, some of you are just what, and what,
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restless, oh, means like me! well, what should we call you young lady? tamara, oh, when i ’m 20 years old, i’ll run away from home, he dreamed so, he thought so just a year ago, for a while it flashed by quickly, and he saw it, and didn’t run away anywhere or for any reason at all. “she ’s still little with me, my mistress, she’s 13 years old , you can wake her up, oh well, it’s okay, there’s still time, let her sleep, oh, well
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yes, well, i’m not married also, maybe i won’t get married, that’s your business , i’ve found a frenchman, i’ve found some guy , i found this frenchman, what are you talking about, irka, i’m a taster, i’ve made good wine a kilometer away, so from him it smells like good wine, you know, and he took me in he invites france to work, listen... what are we going to name our child? are you serious? seriously? irka, how much i love you? general, maybe i should go to my mother? how do you say in russian: i love you? i love you? i love you?
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there is not a whole codaton in the year, or to put it simply, not now, stand up, rule over his state 39, eremey. economic, somehow hit eremey in the head, i’ll screw up the state , but come on, i believe, i’ll check everything i have, count it and record the arrival, pop-up candles. 1422 agasic two pounds 13 pounds, windows counted, write further, write further, name of the object,
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object name, thrones, thrones, number of pieces, pieces of quantity, two thrones, two thrones, substitute, oh you, thunder, two thrones, male throne sort of, and as i understand it, she’s a prince. the royal throne is male, and the queen woman, began to be the queen of the throne of the feminine gender, although polemically, but logically, convinced, so write, throne one throne one, throne one throne one, the palace was counted, thrones, windows, benches, utensils, spray, now let's go further, follow me.
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