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Understanding 9/11tv Sluzhebnii roman 1TV December 31, 2023 8:35am-10:01am MSK
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[000:00:00;00] name of the subject of the subject names thrones thrones number of pieces pieces number of where thrones two thrones set aside oh you thunder two thrones throne of the masculine gender and as i understand it , the king bachushka the royal throne of the masculine and the queen woman began to be the queen throne of the feminine gender tsits although polemical. but it’s logical, i convinced you, so write, throne one throne one, throne one throne one, the palace was counted, thrones, windows, benches, utensils, splashes, now let’s move
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on, follow me. but they didn’t forget the ink, they didn’t forget, the ink, but they immersed the feathers, they immersed the wastage, and the loss, i'll go with my cold. and parchments? the parchments will also go under their own power, where are you going , little shack? yeryomushka, that stupid one, i was telling you, melanie , i’m going to count our entire kingdom, the state
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, not the royal one, this is a royal matter, the hair is long, but the mind is short, the royal one, this is a royal matter, not the royal one, the royal one, not the royal one, royal, not royal, royal, ugh, not royal, but they wrote down the staircase, wrote down how many steps, and uh,
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for almost a year eremey counted everything and counted everyone. yakov got tired, but he himself got tired, oh, all the mushrooms i counted all the trees in the forests, all the freckles on the noses of small children. i used up all the ink, and went home along a straight path, with a calm soul, only the way home is also not short, and eremey decided to rest on the way, to think of just writing up such a barrel of ink, and such a great... multitude of small cattle went to parchments, you're talking about rams, about rams, and goose feathers have been exterminated by the darkness, the darkness, the desire to drink, there's just
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no patience, the tsar-father will have to be patient, manenka, manenka, oh, soda pop, what kind of soda can there be? soda water, oh, steppe, yes, it’s a long way
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ransom do you need , swear to your royal words that you will give me what you don’t know in your kingdom, what i don’t know in my kingdom, i swear by my royal word, ugh, king, father, tsarvachka, remember, you gave the king’s word, uh... thunderstorm, don’t threaten, but i’m not afraid, because every blade of grass, every blade of grass is counted, recorded, i
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know everything in my kingdom state, you said that you are getting married, when you turn 50, after 50 i said. today on first, the greatest hits of the past decade , the best day, came yesterday, too lazy to drive at night, stayed until the morning, raised my head up to the year, my motherland is for you, we
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first night of the year on the first. one two, with a safe return, tsar-father, what joy we have,
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joy, oh joy! andrei eremeevich, this is what i didn’t know in my kingdom-state, what was happening to him, an ordinary thing gone wrong. from what from joy, from joy, from joy, blades of grass, loaves of bread, number of pieces, counted,
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counted, but he miscalculated. the tsar does not start to fall into dismay, no one, no one , the one who is lost is the one who is in trouble, the one who is lost in spirit is lost, but how can i not lose heart when i have to give away my own child, and you? don’t give it away, but how can i break my royal word? and you don’t break, your word is in your pocket, it’s your own mind, but how can i miracle yudo, lawless deceive, very simply, both others and him, no one, no one, me, king, father, such an idea, idea, well , it... came to mind,
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you need to save your son from strangers, but someone else's speech to the princes, how so? and so , a stranger, let him live in the palace , but he demands from you, and when it comes to retribution , give the stranger to the miracle worker, and
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take your own back to the chambers, so, so, so, head, don’t worry, darlings, quickly fall asleep, the white fish is swimming , the whole village is on fire, boom, bang! the newly-minted mother, our respect and
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respect, the little girl named her andrei, andryushenka, began to be good. little name, what’s your husband’s name? eliseev, a coincidence, andrei eresevich, andrei eremeevich, good, something, suitable, i say, name, but the husband where he fishes, he fishes, oh well, so, mother, joy has come to your house, joy, go quickly! to my husband, and tell him that the tsar father wanted some fresh fish, oh, who am i going to leave my little son with, and then my wife will sit in a hurry, hurry up , come in, sit with the little one, and you, mother, hurry up,
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oh, what will happen to me. oh, what a sin, i managed it, don’t get angry, you stink of light, shut up, you stupid one. is it really possible to take away a child’s blood from its birth mother? everything is possible, even carefully, understand the royal one, carefully take it out, are you crazy, take the king ’s from the basket, so i, do as ordered,
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so, andrei eliseevich, come here, into the basket, like this, here, and i can’t entrust you with anything, well- come on, my mother, let’s go to the palace, why are you standing there like idiots, let’s run! look what's going on, it's soon dawn outside the window, the queen is sleeping like a baby, and the baby... there's no cradle, the nannies have been given strict orders not to take their eyes off the child, why are
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the nannies snoring all over the palace? because afonya gave them a sleeping infusion! well, she didn’t wake up, she’s sleeping, and you’re in perfect order, our deception succeeded, what if she realizes, there shouldn’t be a tsar father, doesn’t she care about aunt and aunt, it seems similar, of course, similar, small -that. not everyone looks the same, that’s just the way it is, what if her mother’s heart tells her, nonsense, all this is the tsar-father,
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there is no such thing as a mother’s heart, it’s all mothers invent for greater importance, it’s not her own that’s worried, she won’t tell her, but she’s been kidnapped, the heir to the throne has been kidnapped! the saviors of the vosvetnitsa are at the table. grandfathers, where were they at grandma’s, why did they eat porridge, piney yogurt. and your mommy was so scared. look, there is no one at the cradle, and this king, father, misses his prince’s son. tsar, you are our fashionable father. where is this spot, dear, now
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the mother’s heart will tell her, but no, it’s a fish and the scales stuck, my dear, it didn’t tell her, it didn’t tell her,
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18 years have passed since the king drank from the well. well, you’re a trickster, andryusha, you’re biting , let’s go, you’ve lost it again, you’re incapable of fishing, king, father, you’re not clever enough, who am i, the miracle of the south is lawless. and also, the darkest prince of the lands of the lakes, and also, the mighty ruler of the bowels of the lakes, and also so on, so on, so on, with other things in other things, other things we had to start with, it’s our fault, and who are you, we are royal pirates,
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pirates, pirates , we are smart guys, guys, we are all bullies, bullies, bullies, as angry as dogs, dogs, we take off the shoes of passers-by, undress, talk, then put them on again, and a song let's sing, three rumba-rumba-rumba , we'll take it and the fire of treasures may be sailing, maybe, maybe, maybe we'll sail, you know well, but where there is beauty, there is no beauty, and where there is a miraculous
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carpet, there is no miraculous there is no carpet, so the suitors will say, miracle-yuda has no palace, that there is squalor and there is no art, go where you don’t dare return to the executioners and with heads on your shoulders , and you throw a thread through your finger, and hold your intimacy, he’s sleeping. .. in a loop, like that, and that’s what i’m doing, but
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come on, don’t cry, i’ll help you out. good, beautiful, hey, miraculously, i’m tired of them, they come for all sorts of trifles, but i really want to learn how to knit, for some reason you need it, you’re my sorceress, you’re everything. you can, in your way, in a magical way, i don’t want it in a magical way, wow, i want it for real, like people, like people, here
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you need to be patient, oh, nanny, nanny, what do you want, barbarian, did you have any suitors? one of the wizards? eh, you, from a wizard, served as a groom, we loved each other too much . vasya his name was vasilyochka, so alone, we are walking along a forest path, the path is wide, and we are getting closer and closer to each other, exactly as if we are walking along a narrow path, and like a mushroom, and... a circle, apparently, invisibly, and white, red, everything, and we we don’t collect them, why? yes, it’s too painful for us to walk side by side, it’s fun, and
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vaselya says: stepanidushka, you’re my darling, it’s good, people are better than us, the wizards, no, the boyarny found out about love, then she made us angry, vasya gave up my soldier, but she locked me in a dark cellar, and you would have turned into a white dove and flown away to your vasilko, but it was you here in the underground kingdom you can do magic, but here we have witchcraft worse than theft, you can’t do magic, you can’t, vasya was shot dead by a cannon during the first battle. to death, to death, to death, i went
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, poor thing, drowned myself in a deep room, here it is, what kind of love, love, love, from all ends of the under-the-swamp kingdom, from all the caves of the miraculous state, from all edges and from all sides came here before the miracle - you're on your way to the throne , self-righteous assholes, fuck off!
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ali, huseyn, man, pool, drink a tub of liquid and swallow baby frogs. no need, no necessary? you don’t need anything, no liquids, no frogs. you remove them, and the fish, oh, bah! shka, the next one, this groom is able to guess thoughts at a distance, he’s dead,
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he’s turned yellow, it’s clear, that’s it. what is he doing? nothing, he guessed my thoughts,
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right, next. groom, wizard, blandine, well, what kind of plandin is he, well, let it be the other way around, what's the difference? what kind of tribe are you? i’m from the tribe, i’m local, by education, i’m from there, and where were you educated like that? at the zavorsk school , forgive the digitizers, this is how to understand it, well,
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in their opinion, this is prostitution. but in our opinion, dexterity of legs, and hypnosis, and you studied in an overseas school for a long time, 2 years and a month, for 2 years i taught how to pronounce this word prostidi
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zhitator, and a whole month of hypnosis. speed and sleight of hand turns out to be a turkey. next, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, like everyone else , it's over, go away, disobedient daughter, get out of my throne cave, come back,
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disobedient. like on earth, like on earth, i haven’t heard, my dream, father, this is what it is, that he and i would walk along a forest path, who are we, he and i, the path is wide, wide, and we seem to be narrow let's go, there are mushrooms all around, apparently, invisibly, both white and red and boletus, but we are not picking
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, suddenly he says to me: “varvarushka, my dear, you are my beloved, please tell me, there are porcini mushrooms, but there were probably saffron milk caps, wait, daughter , i have one earthly king, i owe you a favor, hold it tight, king of the balshika, don’t yawn, and i’ll help my father, my father, yeah, i’m not upset, i’ll be back in a moment, i’ll teach you.” eh, andryushenka,
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little blood, you are mine, my dear. i owe you, okay, okay, where were you at grandma’s, and what did you eat dance, a full cup, ate a little, i’ll grab a spoon, i’ll grab a spoon. in bed on the side, ok , ok, ok, ok, ok, so, pink oil
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, sprinkle with lavender, for incense, now the tsar father will return from fishing, he needs to wash his white hand before lunch, spray! the trouble begins, the miracle of yudo from the water threatened me with a finger, mind you, mind you, or maybe the tsar father, i imagined it, a possible thing, after all , how many years have passed, every day in anticipation, maybe it was true, i imagined it, calm down, white hands get rid of it. we've waited for the golzhok, what should we do? i think so,
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tsar-father, our cunning deception should not go to waste, it should not, it should not, it’s time for us to give our leave to the miracle of yuda. when suddenly uvelen refuses, he won’t refuse , i realized such a new scam that he himself will run, act, only you need tsarbatyushka, four pounds of corned beef, about six herrings, spicy pickles, well, pickled cucumbers, a great many, that’s it, that’s it, act. enough to drink, enough to drink, enough to drink, i’m dying, oh, what a problem, what a problem, what a problem, i forgot to take some cold water with me, i forgot,
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just wait, you old brat, and the whole priest is going to die soon, then i’ll remember everything for you, i ’ll remember, afonka, don’t be angry, tsarevich, i want to beat, i want to beat, there’s a well nearby, where is it? yes, over there , what i said, king father, he ran voluntarily, but he’s also a cunning guy, the brine with blackcurrant horseradish leaf is good, where to follow it, if you add something, the head, he helped, he helped, but is it good, miracles,
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he came out unscathed, how fat he is. make fun of the royal child, you are bad, mother, mother, mother, neyki, mothers, save me, why were you baptized, why were you divorced? who is this, i’m an old lady from stump, from stump, what are you doing? laugh at me, and you listen, go away, don’t swear, to a new life!
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run away, get used to it, stop writing, tell me what ’s the matter, why i ended up here, andrei tsarevich, daddy’s beard let you down, daddy’s beard, yes, yes, nanny, nanny, well, how the playmate galloped, nanny. oh, nanny , oh, dear, yes , what’s wrong with you, my darling, yes, who offended you, my bright star, oh, nanny, a thin person, oh, thin, fat, very fat, oh, oh you, you're a goat my dereza, bye, bye, yes, that’s what the king had to do. now, 18 years later, i’m here to repay an old debt
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, to send you here, but i’ll tell him, i’ll tell my mother, here’s my advice to you, tsarevich light, to the miracle of yuda, come to his feet to bow down, and how will i get to him, to your miracle , here , you can easily walk straight , you’ll end up in a wild clearing, you’ll stomp three times, slam twice, once... life, in this manner, but if you can’t do that, you can be quieter, and an unprecedented beast will run out at your whistle, hare ears, i don’t know whose eyes, a lion’s tail, but not so long, it will take you he’s going to the crossing, and there he’s shouting, seeing, calling the ferrymen, then what, that’s all... i’m running, they’re already waiting for you, who’s a surprise,
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surprise, where, where, what else, take a carrot, a sweet one, a carrot for the beast unprecedented, and sweet-smelling, uh, for the ferrymen, even if i had saved him, he would have said,
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well-fed, not well-mannered. well, get lost, glutton, go, don’t be timid, just don’t be stingy with honey. damn it, spin it faster!
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not a doctor fragrant, linden, uh-huh, delicious, don’t be afraid, oh, my mouth is watering! medkuta, medkuta leave, leave, get along, i’m rude, greedy,
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beef, he gobbled up all the honey , well, well, well, sit well, afonya, give him the scepter and the orb, but not like that, take the ball to the left and the stick to the right, so i... will die, and you will rule the state like this, instead of me , something i can’t understand, tsar-father, where did you put your prince, tell me, no prince, but a fisherman’s son, for this very reason we
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gave him instead of you to chud-judia, instead of me, that what you did is not your concern, andrei tsarevich. the king cannot think about everyone, the king must think about the important, that's right , you've already learned to sit on the throne, and now learn to order, order, well, order something, come on, fonka, mount the stallion, and put him at the porch, right away, stop, where are you going, stop, what , wait, son, what are you doing, ah,
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trouble, trouble, take a sweet carrot for the unprecedented beast and fragrant honey for the ferry workers, thank you, the merry old lady, here is the terrace, and not well-fed, well-mannered. who are you? i am tsarevich andrei,
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son of the tsar eremey, turn sideways, now the other way! back, oh, good, plump, well-fed, fat one, sing in pure butter, this is the same one who was aiming at me from a rollerblade, you can show tricks, i won’t bother the king’s son, solve riddles, but i haven’t had enough of that yet, but you know how to do something, since i am the king’s son, i can’t do anything, you can’t, you shouldn’t, oh you shouldn’t, but why should you? i wanted to marry you to my daughter, to marry you, it’s possible if you have a good dowry, dear daddy, what kind of miracle can i come up with for him to give up on me, but who is this handsome man?
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he himself will refuse, your daughter is beautiful, very much like me, like you, why is he, fat, weak-hearted, damp, anemic, and what a dowry, ordinary dowry, like all kings. more precisely, half a kingdom , half a kingdom, isn’t it enough , she came up with such a riddle that only a person with an ardent heart can solve it, well, like your little cornflower, like my little cornflower, yeah? nanny
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, nanny, nanny, nanny, nanny, nanny, good morning, good afternoon, good evening, good night, winter is too long, i ’ll come back to you myself, i haven’t forgotten you. swooped in it’s like a confession for you, i love the little walls, i believe that you are my chosen one, and you are always ordinary, as long as the dream lives, we are together forever, we have from me, we have from me, the ringing snowy distance, three white horses, three white horses, december, our new year, a big festive concert, the first of january,
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on the first, new year's premiere on the first, so we have very little time, only 40 minutes, why? we have a corporate account for video communication, unlicensed, only 40 minutes free, i foresaw that your qualifications were not enough and sent... sent to you the best doctor in the country, greetings, my dear friends, which of you has problems? do you think i don’t have anything to do, or do you think i’m washing down caviar with cognac? my father is lost, the homeless people on the first floor are being questioned, be amazed at the polite ones,
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otherwise i will upset you, but there are no opportunities, january 1st on the first floor, my love, come here , why are you distracting me, where are they at, baba frost, please make it so that our mother became happy. it works, have you ever heard of baba frost? let's sign, my mother is an actress, and for me, this time without magic, well it turns out as always, only she doesn’t care, they don’t take her for roles, who am i, children, do you think that baba frost has already heard us, we need happiness, maybe a husband, our medicine has no analogues in the world, but can i just touch this brilliant head. yes, this is my formula, excuse me, please, you ordered the snow maiden, yes, i know, today there is a lot of things, santa claus takes everything, but
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no one knows about the women frost, i will work with large strokes, but without a fight, they take me away, they take me away do you think they will succeed? it means it will work out. baba frost and the mystery of the new year, premiere on january 7 at the first, try the carrots, an unprecedented beast, it means deal, deal, hey, vara, vara, vara,
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what kind of miracles? well, a magician, well, an asorna, and this. head to weave, this is the custom, oh, mom, mommy, guess which is my daughter, first try, try the fragrant bear honey, thank you, thank you,
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tatyshka, delicious. mish, leave it to me, have a conscience, i’ll leave it, i’ll leave it, eat to your health, happy journeys, good for you, and don’t worry, here’s the second attempt. here we go again, third attempt,
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mom! executioner, cut off his head, this is something else for being ignorant, it’s in vain that you are going to execute him, so i say that it’s in vain, rubik, cut off mine, he says correctly. his head is better, but who are you? i, tsarevich andrei, son of tsar eremey. what kind of son are you, eldest? no, junior? no, which one, the only one. the only one? and who else is he? he is your lawlessness, a fisherman's son, he is lying, tsarevich, i! see what impostor has been found? i have a good head on my shoulders too! don't worry, you won't have it now! hey, help! do not rush,
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miracle-yudo! it’s he who is babbling out of ignorance , he doesn’t know that we were replaced, how they were replaced, who was replaced, what was replaced, where they were replaced , when they were replaced, in very early infancy, why should i stay on earth and you don’t get it, well and crooks, hey, killer, cut off his head, father, why are you doing him, why, instead of me, well, again. instead of you, let him also guess, just like you guessed , it’s fair, i don’t mind, nanny, nanny,
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so, you too will guess which one... my daughter, why guess, like what, first try, here it is, i guessed, after the first attempt, this is marry them, how did you guess right away, because there were six of us? but i didn’t even notice the others, you are the only one for me in the whole wide world, alone, alone,
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my beloved dove, you dove! oh, nanny, oh, dear, my heart senses trouble, they want to destroy andrei! nanny, dear, as if it were a miracle worker’s name day, we baked a
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clay pie, a loaf, a loaf, pour both glasses, the name day on one side, the birthday on the other. well, noble gentlemen, should you sleep? sing, little light, no be ashamed, about what? about love, again about love, we ask, we ask, we ask, bako, that, grandmother, the goat, very... very much grandmother loved the goat, that she loved it very
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much, hell two, she loved it very much, two, hell two, that’s how she loved, that’s it this is karovai, you gullible old man, your lawlessness, you trust such a thing to a stranger, such a thing? tie a napkin, so what? the knot can be tightened tighter, you are the prince, think about what you are saying, and you are your iniquity, fear not the one who says it without thinking, but the one who, without saying it, will think who exactly is us will offend, why should i slander your iniquities on people, but i order them to slander, let your iniquities be stopped in their ears. but to weave the ears of the daughter of your iniquity, the betrothed groom, is planning, planning, what is he planning, planning not to take half the
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kingdom as a dowry, to chop off the entire underground state from you, so what, but to take a barbarian to earth like a barbarian, i will not allow, i will not allow, i won’t allow it, i won’t allow it, trouble, little barbarian, andryushenka, they want to destroy you, go there! beautiful tsarevich, come out for a second, show up, do a favor, don’t disdain
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conversation with us, with the wretched, andryushenka, friend, you are my dearest one, oh, where is he, i must assume at the bride’s, go ahead, garvarushka, you are my beloved. andryushenka, my clear soul, allow me, varenka, i’ll kiss you, no, andryushenka , i won’t allow you until we get married, they amuse me,
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they amuse me without rest, they cackle, well , on the cheek, and after the wedding, recruitment, and where are they? where is my wise daughter who fooled us, she ran away with him, and left the conversation here, why are you standing in pursuit, saddles of the unusual horses of my personal strong two-core. thoroughbred,
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moment! well, it’s like we fell through the ground, there’s nowhere to fall further, we’re underground, so no one and nothing appeared on your way, but so be it. two lilac
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rabbits were nibbling the grass, lilac, lilac, your lilac head, unplucked, back behind the lilac rabbits, forward, forward, back, behind
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the lilac rabbits. stop, don’t approach, the stomper is full forward, there is a full forward, forward, come on, turn back, otherwise, it will be bad for you, oh you, turn in the ass, well get out, and... as soon as i grab you by the i’ll throw my arms over the dots, you’ll fly, puff, kick, tumble until you’re bursting in half, phew, come back, goodbye, alone, rebellious daughter, well, noble lords, dive in, oh! tired, thank you, tramp
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, thank you, gilka, mole, shardina, shark, roach, there they are, catch up, wait, oh, what’s wrong with you, it hurts to step.
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a birthday boy with a dance tratata tratata let's take the cat with us. oh, i'm dizzy and falling. don’t swagger, don’t show off, but the old women made of hemp, bow down, did not stop the royal
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child from kneeling in front of some old woman plump, plump, i won’t plump, i won’t plump, i won’t plump, i won’t plump, don’t flop, i will. well, miracles
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, you are much more advanced, i can’t help it, why, my conscience has tormented me, and you don’t give a damn about it, i can’t, i’ll help out even one water, as soon as you help me out, i’ll show up miraculously and prove everything to him. i’ll prove to him everything that you don’t know, i’ll prove what i don’t know , faster, faster, where are you going, wait, mother, people, what you show, i’ll show you, tell me, i’ll prove everything, people, have pity on me,
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heir throne, what kind of generation? i repent, oh, what a sin, i turned pale, look, our beloved child, like on st. andrew’s name day, a baked loaf, this high, this wide. such a long paravai, paravai , whoever you love, choose, i love to confess to everyone, and andryushenka , darling, dear son, most of all, as we
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as you dreamed, so it happened, and i still have to say, goodbye, thank you for your attention, there are fairy tales here. hello, there is a news release on the first channel, in the studio maxim sharafuddinov and briefly about the main thing. response to terror, cohesion, mutual assistance, flowers. belgorod is supported by the whole country. belgorod, our dear, hold on. russia convened a meeting
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