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tv   PODKAST  1TV  January 5, 2024 5:35am-6:00am MSK

5:35 am
yuri nikolaevich, free! yuri nikolaevich, freely, yuri nikolaevich , uh-huh, yuri nikolaevich, why are they, but nonsense, mind, meditation, you can’t cure your head, it won’t work, that’s what igor, find us some pickle.
5:36 am
we have to follow the trail over bumps, we have to hurry, but i’m afraid we won’t turn around by nightfall, god, no one has anything to drink, but yeah, thanks, well, let’s go, what? it’s a waste of time to waste, what are you worth, come on,
5:37 am
follow me, kuzmi, there’s a big field, what are you talking about, three monks can fit in, but what’s growing here? but solid.
5:38 am
oh, judging by the tracks, there is an animal, who walked here? a vole ran by, there he is a weevil. who is weevil? the weevil is a small native predator. maybe we'll light a fire and warm up. nikolaevich, a fire will only destroy nature. yes, it wouldn't hurt to warm up. what's left is... something to drink, uh-huh, yeah, what is this, tea, give me, it's not tea, but what, cognac, it can't be, let's go, for sure, it 'll start to get dark soon.
5:39 am
kosmich, aa x wait, where, where does this road lead in the end? well, go there to the military training ground, so, go there to my cordon, just a stone’s throw away, 12 kilometers left, ivan susan, we could have gotten here by car , of course we could, but you yourself wanted to see my place, so i showed you my possessions, there will almost be two luxembourgs with a tail, in my opinion, we passed all three, yeah, no understood. and where is kuzmich, but you are an original, a great
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original, i would say an exceptional original, i don’t understand, so what? i can’t understand what kind of banana you were talking about, we’ll be drowned in the snow, i’m all over my feet, you all have such big originals here, i don’t understand, there were four of you, where is this little one, hmm, nickels, nickels, where are you, nickels, to me? oleg, there are no traces of him yet, where are you, pyatakov, oleg,
5:41 am
yuri nikolaevich managed to contact us with them, are there predators here? there, over there, a couple of wolves passed by me , but it was still in the morning, nickels, it seems, his trace, oleg, disappeared, like a petok, quietly, you, quietly, well, he’s sleeping, there he is, what’s there, nickels. “he went to bed, he’s snoring, now i’ll get you , well, he’s there, alive, alive, breathing, and oleg, let’s drink, now i’ll get you out, petakov
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, come on, get out, there’s always nothing but trouble with you, in my opinion he's there, lads, get in, get out instantly, what is he doing there?" " don't kick in, don't hit the beast, don't hit him, help me, someone is holding me by the leg, yes i say, don't hit the bear, bear ?
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you’ll freeze, well, that’s lost, good dog, beautiful, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, get out of here, ugh, mikhailovich, in my opinion, this is not a blacksmith’s cardon. cars, some strange dog, but no, kuzmicha cordon, i walked around here, the rock garden is in place, and in our uncertain russian life, anyone can build themselves not only gardens
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stones, but everything that comes up, i mean , people have unbridled imagination, especially far from cultural... centers, in such a quiet place, anything can come into your head, my professional experience tells me that kuzmich has four people visiting, and one of them is a woman, so we can go to the corral, mikhalych, we can, if only without women, i found it, oh, hello, kuzmich, great, kuzmi! bathhouse, bathhouse, prepare, one of us is very frostbitten, or maybe all four of them, oh, we need to rub them with snow, uh, barely to the drag, especially one heavy one, who is heavy, what are you doing, shot someone, no
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, the guests are mine, the police barely collected them, come on, come on, help, help, well, no need to rub it with snow, it won’t help , why the right remedy, they need hot water. do you have a suitable container? well , there is a japanese bathroom, a wooden furaake , they sent it to me from japan as a gift. in theory, everyone will come in, if without a complex, there is only one here. woman, well, don’t have any complexes, kuzmich, let’s hurry up, there’s another one stirring, i’m on my way now, i’ve warmed up, maybe take out.
5:46 am
he can’t talk now, call the line in an hour, maybe he’ll leave, yeah, bye. "hello, hello, what are you doing , what are you doing, what are you doing, are you throwing your hands away, i 'll show you, keep me and the dead men in a skating rink, this is not a skating rink, a real japanese furake, this is a furake, by the way, a gift for me from sent from japan, i don’t care where the roller came from, nagla, natural japanese wood, but we would have taken them out, who knew, oh, excuse me, who knew that you used to,
5:47 am
olga valerievna, you remind me of someone lady, she served in my division as a hand-to-hand combat instructor, so yes, excuse me, i ’ll call you back later, we came hunting, yeah, but we had a couple of free days, we decided to... yes, yes, shoot innocent animals, nothing
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yourself, innocent ones, who ran away from the police from an innocent bear, yes, that’s a different matter, we protect nature, and you rape it for your pleasure, yes, yes, yes, yes, we hunt, it’s a sport, but it’s not at all necessary to shoot animals, we actually. for us , you can see this for yourself, the process is important, familiarization with the natural world, so uh-huh, tomorrow we invite you to go to the kapana, to whom, to the wild boar, there is a migration path of wild boars, they go through my cordon to the neighbors, we’ll go too, uh-huh, can i go? look at the migration, olga valerievna, black raven, why are you hovering
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over my head, add some cold , uh-huh, at the prey, you won’t get it, fat ram, i’m not yours, you’ll get some prey, heat raven, i’m not yours, stop !
5:50 am
we've arrived, excuse the numbers from here, i 'll call you back later, we've just arrived at the wild boar migration route, okay, i'll explain later, put the car in the bushes, you don’t have to turn off the engine, he’s not afraid of it, there’s extraneous noise, don’t give it up, okay. yes, i can’t talk now, i’m just on the number, but i don’t know which one, i’ll find out.
5:51 am
environmentalists caught a cold, forgive me, olga valerievna , my lungs are weak, i need to drink less and not get into the snowdrifts with bears, it was an accident, i don’t understand how it happened, but just be quiet, why are you shouting, the wild boar is already on the way, and where, it’s still a long way off, but his hearing is amazing, and he’s not deprived of a sense of smell, here’s a special ointment, rub yourself. so as not to irritate the animal , it gets dark, yes, how you can see them in the dark , how their eyes glow red, you don’t need to rub your clothes, just an open body, he ’s not afraid of the smell, rub yourself with a special ointment,
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you’ll drive away the human spirit. it’s a shame you parked the car so close, it’s okay, it’s too late , you can scare it away, you know what kind of ointment it is, it smells like spruce, fir, but the main component is their feces, whose, wild boar, of course. olga valerievna, you’re cold, otherwise, let’s go to the car, from the passenger compartment, you can also see the road, it’s warm, i feel it, it’s empty, there’s no animal, it’s just a waste of time to smear yourself with shit, sorry,
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yuri nikolaevich. in the cold, my face is tight, my skin itches, some kind of organic matter, olga valerievna, if you want nickels, look, you see, there are lights over there. kuzimich said that his eyes glow red in the dark, he said, it’s strange, he’s looking at us somehow, as if he’s winking, the little squirrel has spotted us, what are we going to do, olga valeryevna, but all this is strange, we’re two not stupid, normal people , we are sitting here covered with god knows
5:54 am
what, in the car, waiting for some kind of bastard. here this is in vain, we are on the move, excuse me, yuri nikolaevich, so they didn’t start shooting, the wild boar was approaching, the beast came, who shot? who scared the door? something was wrong, the boar was walking, beautifully, yeah, oh, look, in a bunch, right on the roof, judging by the external signs of the car,
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the end, be careful, and who is there? who are we, ecologists, or what? i'm nickels, are you okay? they’re safe, it’s just uncomfortable to lie there, but what happened? what happened, what happened? the wild boar has migrated, but don’t get in its way, get us out of here quickly, into a flat cake, i’m afraid until the morning we won’t dig up who shot, who shot? we, we shot at a wild boar, what kind of wild boar, did you give us all the glass in the car? they didn’t kill us here, excuse me, olga valerievna, how are they from there, it’s convenient for you to lie there and pick them out, well, let’s do something, well, get us out of here somehow, but i’m wondering...
5:56 am
actually, what are you doing there, what are we resting under, get us out of here quickly, we got caught in the migration, damn hunters? yeah, now i know what your hunt is, don’t worry there, save your strength, what to do we will, mikhalych, yes, come on, take the right, take the right, well done, i've written off, come on, go ahead, you go to your place, don't accelerate, don't accelerate, but i'm spinning my legs, more, more, mikhalych, more , more, more, slow down, stop, leva, i’m now, come on, quickly, it’s cold , my whole body is numb, so, thirteenth cardon,
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kuzmich, come on the police, sergeant semyonov, do something, quickly, take it out, good , we’re like sprat in a barge here, right? come on, now we’ll free you, quickly, it’s cold, yeah, my whole body is numb, we ’re suffocating from the stench here, you break this car, leva, still, you should be more careful with the jeep, this car is like its own, but maybe it can still be repaired, but what do you think, leva, it can be done, if only for a convertible, lord, and this is your hunt, right? well, that’s it, mikhailovich, i got through to semyonov , special saviors are coming now, dirty stinking creatures, i’m talking about wild boars, comrade general, we need to shoot them, bastards, in a
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word, well, let’s be consistent, olga, valerievna, they are smart animals, take care of them it is necessary, you yourself convinced us of this, i admit my mistake.
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because of his surname and marries to change they took her to the bathhouse, they lay there like two swaddles stuck together, semyonov, give us some, otherwise we’re chilled, we can’t feel our feet, drip, drip, drip, well... for us, for the rescuers, kuzmich, what are you if you’re not my dear friend,
6:00 am
olga valerievna, how are you feeling, do you have any wishes, yes, pour me some vodka, and for me and for you too. hello, sergei tugushev is broadcasting news in the studio, at the beginning of the episode we will briefly talk about the main thing. battle for strategic heights. tanks, artillery and assault troops of ukrainian formations were destroyed near bogdanovka. fire our volunteer corps showed their strength. report from the scene.

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