representing the russian federations.

this is a real disaster. but ahead, and as you know, svetlana does not hold the official title of queen. it will be possible to close the gap with your opponent. let's cheer and believe. support and believe in our athlete. there are chances. the horse was installed 5 cm into them, like nothing, we’ll figure it out later, you and i have two more shells. we are again at the olympic sidye, where

right now svetlana khorkina is preparing to perform her program on the uneven bars. during the break , information was received that khorkin’s horse was positioned incorrectly during the jump. regulations, 5 cm lower. we will monitor further developments, perhaps the judges will decide on a jump-off.

a fall on horseback, now on rus, finally decides korkin’s chance for an all-around medal.

i myself am in shock, athletes and representatives of various delegations of all foreign teams came, everyone knows who the real champion is, tomorrow is an individual training session in the morning. where is khorkina? everything is fine, it will be soon.

do pack. well, it’s not bad, it’s not bad, that’s all for today, the last ones from training, the first one at the finish line, and

whose words are these, my words, i said, come on, come on, another 800. can you still say something of your own? nothing hurts, don’t drink without drinking, the first one was better, yes, yes, whatever you say, you know better, let’s do another 800, another 800, we are broadcasting from the european swimming championships. today in sivili there is a monstrous heat, but this is not the most important thing, because today we will witness the phenomenal return of alexander popov, a four-time olympic champion. we all remember the monstrous wounds that could have left the end of his sports career. and you know,

today it doesn’t matter to me personally whether popov wins or loses, the mere fact that he is now standing on the side is already worthy of admiration. it works very powerfully, alexander, let’s hope the forces will catch our distance. yes, this is a victory! alexander popov becomes european champion. sasha is back! alexander,

how are you feeling? great! great performance! did your wound bother you? sorry, i have to!

“sash, it’s time, we are broadcasting live from the olympic games in sydney, you’re still in that newspaper you work, but no, of course, you quit a long time ago, wrote several books, well done, now i’m finishing a book about you, it was called by a wrestler from novosibirsk, good title, thank you for coming, by the way. “i’m not the only one who came, there’s my family, well , good luck , thank you, twelve-time european champion , nine-time world champion, three-time olympic champion, a legend on the way to his fourth olympic gold.

today there are a lot of our fans in the stands. everyone supports alexander karelin. karilin is trying to carry out his signature reverse belt technique, but the opponent actively resists, the referee stops the fight

and puts the wrestlers on the cross. the american was the first to emerge from the cross and karelin was awarded a point.

more!

this is a referee’s mistake, i didn’t win, which means i lost, and it doesn’t matter why. he fought with broken ribs and severe injuries, but he never complained or even thought about leaving the competition. at the sydney olympics, the russian wrestling team became the strongest team in the games. it was a victory for the new generation, which grew up looking up to alexander korelina. this was his victory. for outstanding achievements in sports, courage and heroism shown at the olympic games in atlanta. karelin was awarded the title of hero of the russian federation. the winner of three olympics continues to support and develop sports in russia and in his native novosibirsk, from

which he never moved, because he is a wrestler from novosibirsk. karellin did not win his fourth olympic gold, but he was not defeated. hello, light, light, i've arrived. mom, where are you? i'm here, me, they don't let me in the light, now i’ll come, mom, light, little light, little light, how did you end up here, it took you 30 hours to arrive by plane, you’ve lost your hair completely, i saw what happened, mom, listen, it doesn’t matter , just hold on a second, you’re my strongest ,

you will succeed, now everything will be fine, i know for sure, daughter, sec, the artistic gymnastics championship will be awarded a set of awards on each individual apparatus. we all remember the unusual situation in the vault and the unsuccessful performance of svetlana khorkina in the all-around. and to be honest, i’m very worried whether i could the leader of our women's team will recover, i mean psychologically.

yes, sveta, yes, a wonderful performance by the leader of our team.

svetlana khorkina is the winner of the olympic games, she becomes a two-time olympic champion! the international swimming federation fin is proud to present a special cup to alexander popov as the most outstanding swimmer of the decade.

painkiller, seriously, i express my deepest respect and gratitude to my coach gennady turetsky, he taught me swimming twice, it’s strange, but i’m somehow grateful that all this happened to me, i

was able to come back and rethink a lot of my life. “i don’t regret anything, i gained more than i lost. this battle with myself and the path are always unknown, but i believe we will pass, we will pass.” at any cost, sometimes through pain, devoted to a high goal, us again. hearts living with a dream lead with you, the rights to

a dream, like eternal sunshine, you have this light in yourself, find, follow it, the rights to the dream of your soul, breath. yes, we can go this way. hello dear friends, this is a podcast. anecdotes, we are on channel one, i’m vadim golygin, and today he’s happily passing the time with me, just like... i’m with him mikhail politseymakov, hello, my dear, hello, i ’m also not sleeping with you, i can’t sleep, i don’t eat with you, i don’t eat with you, i don’t drink with you, and i don’t drink with

you, by the way, and i want to share some joyful stories, with pleasure, in fact, friends, it’s no secret that mikhail and i love jokes, a large number of jokes, we have already told each other, but we still have a stash, of course, later it's a kind of celebration every time. noise din fun everything there you know and suddenly one person rings the phone and picks up a beer in the bathhouse drinking a new fur coat, well, you have a new fur coat, okay, you know where the money is, yes, well, take as much as you need and buy the show

, put further that he takes it again, but in the bathhouse, in the bathhouse, we drink beer, a car, well, you have a car, and a brand new one, well, you know where the money is, well, take as much as you need and it’s up front. once the phone rings again, guys, damn, whose phone number, i hesitated answer calls, good, yes, listen , well, i can’t help but tell you this joke, especially since it’s decent, the guy works as a conductor on a train, he’s dissatisfied with his job, well, he goes on these flights, he has some kind of flight, he’s sitting drunk, screaming all night in the compartment, he... comes up and says: forgive me, please, people are complaining, well, you don’t have to shout, you’re drunk, we must maintain order, please, he comes to him for the second time,

says: listen, i he told you, there is no need to yell, he says, what is it, he took him into hatred, threw him out of the train, he it means that the court fell to his death, he was awarded the electric chair, he comes, it means, well , they connected it to him, he sits down, they say, all his last wish, he turns on. electric table, it doesn’t work , that’s some kind of garbage, you need to try it a second time, chick , it doesn’t work, but according to the law, the third time they let him go, they let him go, he comes back and gets a job as a conductor, works as a conductor, he is very dissatisfied with his work , he’s working, a woman’s baby is crying all night , he comes up and says, woman, please, i beg you, honestly, well, people are complaining, the child is crying, you can calm him down, give him the breast, i do n’t know, feed him, she’s as good as i can, he’s crying, he’s crying , he says, please, woman... i ask you, and so all night in the end he can’t stand it, hits her on the head, she falls , her blood vessel bursts, she dies on the electric table, he comes, sits down, these people come, that means they look, they say, you again,

okay, he sits down, the last wish, that’s it, chick, it doesn’t work, chick, it doesn’t work, according to the third, it means they’re releasing him right away again, he gets a job as a conductor again, same garbage, he is dissatisfied with his profession, he has not completed his profession, he is dissatisfied with his work, everything seems to be fine, but it means he is disabled , walks along the corridor, gets stuck, cannot give way, which means he says: please , man, come in, here people need to go brush their teeth in the morning, he says: now, now, i can’t, he says: yes, please, he pushes him, then he falls on a pin, dies in court , the electric table, these, which , that means they turn on the electric table, see it and say: it’s you, tell me the secret, during this time we sent to the next world... 1.10 people, you are coming to us for the third time, what’s the point? you understand, i'm a bad guide.

mikhail polisaymaka told such a physical joke, so i had to tell you this, because i got a kick out of it, it’s a long story with characters, i adore such jokes, but there are short ones, you know how it’s always a dilemma, someone says: but i don’t like to listen for a long time, so they often accuse especially theatergoers that damn, they’ll make something like this out of something so small . yes, but here it is, it is very, it is very funny joke, but you like short jokes, short ones, i brought you one too, a maniac goes with a girl into the forest at night, she says something is scary here, he says: it’s scary, i have to go home alone, you reminded me about it’s a little scary , so it’s a country house, and the girl comes to

her dad and says: dad, dad, can you imagine, the maid said that there’s a ghost in this house, he says: let’s get ready quickly , like let’s get out of there, he says, why so quickly? we don't have a maid, we don't have a maid, and also about the fact that the holidays are short, the dog comes to the post office, which means he filled out a telegram, brings it there, which means the postal worker looked and said, you have written woof here nine times. he says: yes, yes, everything is correct, he says, but you can write the tenth one absolutely free, well, he says, no, no, no, what are you saying, this will completely change the meaning of the telegram, no, in short jokes, of course, there is such a charm, a charm, an irresistible trick, yes, yes, i remember, you know, from soviet times these short jokes, doctor, i have a headache spinning, and i see, i see, doctor me.

i thought, i looked for this reason, but i can’t find why people turn away from me, maybe you can help me, you old fat freak? and i remembered that i was kidding, i was at the amur autumn festival, blagoveshchensk, a theater festival, a cinema festival, we were taken to the city of belogorsk, it ’s on the border with china, and blagoveshchensk is also there, yes, and belogorsk in general is like china wow yeah. and we arrived there, we

were greeted by a military band, what an amazing the city is amazing, and on the other side it’s chinese, on the other side it’s chinese, yes, it’s an amazing city , the performance was great, everything, and somehow we played well, and the administrator, somehow we played well, surprisingly, surprisingly, and the local administrator, for some reason she always played that she was a little bit, well, she was like...

i would like to go through the menu with you about dinner, what will you have for dinner? but i eat what they give me, i eat, well, it’s clear what it is, and what’s on the menu, i think, i think, here you are, you really are an inflexible woman, i remembered this meme on the internet, when about greta thunberg, when he says: stop killing babies for fur coats, yes, no, but stop, don’t eat the berries. they make delicious wine and even cognac , too, well, these are some of his performances , but that’s all, you know, someone said that now they’ve looked at how old grety thunberg is, she’s an adult, now she’s just what - she’s a strange girl, but a normal adult is a fool, people joke, we continue this joke podcast, our guest is mikhail politseymaka, of course our tv viewers want,

so that... they even gave me a money tree as a wedding gift, you know, i was counting on it, you were already thinking there, i was counting on diving into my brains and yes, here i sit, no one calls and i think, well, probably the suit ironed by my wife is hanging

in vain, what if as you understand, magic , hello mikhail, yes, my name is zhanna, i was told that you are hosting the event, i say, of course, you can come, i say, yes, i say, when, she says, now, i say, like now, well, in about two hours , a closed club for 905 years, address, taxi, i say, eh how many? she says, you tell me how much , right here the pretzel just went off in you , they called the donut, donut, that means right there, that means it’s a holiday, it’s a mood right away, it’s right away i’m cool, i’m the best, i i arrive there, a metal door, i mean , i enter with a tuxedo, a metal detector, come on in , everything is serious, yes, a closed club, this zhanna meets me, who says: mikhail, you won’t believe it, you won’t believe how they

helped us out, mikhail, mikhail, here's your fee, mikhail, thank you, i stuffed it myself i indulged myself, i didn’t do anything, i didn’t do anything, but zhanna is so blooming. we have a lot of artists, you start the evening , announce, a list comes to me, 30 artists, i understand that according to the timing, according to the timing, there is nothing to do, well, once upon a time such a cutlet arrived at me, you know, there is nothing to do, i go in, i say, this is a rattle, great , a coffee machine, great, can i have some cognac, they pour me a little cognac for the mood, that means i, i understand, life is getting better, the tree, the money tree is already bearing fruit, i assure you, then she says, please come in, mikhail, and i think, well, i’ll come out somehow beautifully,

after all, i’m an artist, so i fly off the stage and say: good evening, dear friends, good evening, and there are three people sitting there, one, two under numbers and three in armchairs, that's just how you and i are. no more than you and me, four times more than me, eight times more than you, so i understand that these are some general directors, which means something, everything, i say, friends, so, we start our concert, we see off old new year, welcome the new one, there was a lot of good things in the old year, not true or no, it’s not true, they don’t react at all, it’s sitting netke, that means i remembered the word, that means i’m starting something. say, i understand that what i’m saying is not funny, i turn into the wings, and the beautiful alena apina is standing, showing me, time, time, time, yes, of course, dear friends, and the first luxurious woman, beauty, singer,

apina greets you, she begins to sing, the kaleidoscope is moving, the car is running, the flywheel is running, everything is already working, these are sitting with the same facial expressions, which means they are sitting watching it, taking turns people, zhanna is walking. around smiles at me, says: you told me again 80 times that he helped me out, then it comes, naturally, there must be an event in history, a turning point, yes, well, of course everyone is waiting, a gun is hanging on the wall, she walks in for some reason, the smile and love for me disappeared somewhere, and said: mikhail, the hi-fi sang quickly , the silvers didn’t arrive, go, i say, where, she says, there, sing, yes, there, i say, how long i have time, well, it takes 30 minutes to drive, 30 minutes, i don’t have 30 minutes, like you, that means, prepared stitches,

i have something, a theatrical role, i come out and say , we continue our concert, i try to speak slowly to stall for time, dears, i think, i think you liked it, and it ’s all just like that, netski all. he’s sitting, he’s still sitting, well, we’ve already had a little drink, but the red netski is sitting, then i remember that i’m rehearsing a play at that moment, nikolai vasilyevich gogol’s players are playing there and singing a funny song there, i say, do you like theater, my friends? do you like theater? you know, i'm rehearsing now, players, you probably read, our director came up with a song that i want to perform for you , can you get up, no, yes, of course, you can ask me, and i get up, but i understand that if i don’t take time now, they will take my money and they’ll kill me somewhere in the borodn , so i have to work, i look at them, i ’m like, songs, performances, players on... to the river one day i went tereb, tereb, tereb,

the weather was wonderful, tereb, tereb, teasing, and began to undress, when suddenly the bushes parted, and you appeared from the bushes, and these, i think, well, that’s it, trendy, something needs to be done, and i tirlim-tirim all day long, tirlim-tirim we are not lazy, tirlim-tirim there are nights, there’s absolutely no urine, tirlim-tirim, my god, tirlim -tirlim, with you , i then told him, well, let’s start over, it was very nice, it was already troll-la, troll-la, suddenly the main one is sitting, can’t stand my trash, moves the chair away, and says to me: sit down, eat , everyone, eat, and i went there with them, with wet pants, and sat down, sat down with him like this, sat down with him like that, fell asleep like that, well, is it okay? exactly gogol gogol in 30 minutes this dude

and i are leaving the body, i see zhanna from the bushes telling me, come here, i say, come, no, no, i’m here, i won’t go to you, the comfort zone is here, i’m coming to you i won’t go, then the sebres arrived, i didn’t remember any of this, well, how i sang to them, sit down and sing, she told me, it means, you know, this is an assessment, probably this is the only one who read it. work, he felt sorry for me, no, it’s understandable , that’s it, eat, once in my life i worked as santa claus, once, that was my fiasco, and you after that, this, as they say , was an event for a lifetime, you are more, ninety-fifth year, second year of gites, uh, i worked part-time as a voice actor , there was no filming, no film was made, stepukha was 200 rubles, and naturally, everyone worked as santa claus for the new year, we had an elite santa claus. on a course that earned a lot of money,

the owner of the voice, the owner of the height, most importantly the voice, this owner of the height and voice called me once and said, i don’t have time, i have six kindergartens at the same time, you i couldn’t work, and i was never friends with santa clauses, and so i started flipping through the pages, flipping through these literature, you know, these competitions, uh, we’ll go left, 1 2 3, we’ll go right, one two, three . animation, but i think i need to earn money, i say where to go, he tells me, write down the kantimirovskoye metro station, kindergarten 29, tamara petrovna, the head of the kindergarten, i say, and i have a suit, he says, my suit is there , you will do everything, i arrive at 9 am, in a terrible time. in a terrible bind, nothing is clear, how to do it, it’s a dull kindergarten

, in the morning, you know, the kindergarten is a dull color , sad children are taken there, and i’m santa claus, i’m a student of the second sad children are led, and i and i, that means i don’t want to, go see grandfather frost , they told you, i’m coming in, i’m greeted by a very unfriendly manager, very unfriendly, yes, you ’re mikhail, alexander called me, so she was counting on alexander to be there, alexander, here came, you know, mikhail. pantsu, i say, where are the things? so, there, that means, there’s a sack, and treacherous army boots sticking out of it and performance, the captain's daughter, i understand that i won't put them on, well, i just won't put them on, because they will be too small for you, but i start, like a wolf , these skates, yes, i put them on, then i get them for me

to find, to go even further, i get them, imagine see for yourself this blue fur coat blue fur coat here with the treacherous little leopard you know so white here some torn sequins just a dark fur coat without a belt the owner of the bathhouse i'm in the bag and there's a red cap blue fur coat imagine boots that just well a man couldn't here i am so i couldn’t walk. like this, so, i think, no, no, i need these 50 dollars, i need them, i need them now, i can do it, i can do it, i’m the best, i think, what should i do? i open and take out such a lump - scalp, which means everything is together, mustache, beard, eyebrows, moustache, everything is glued together and not after and it stinks of another person, it smells, that means, and from the red hat, here is the hair, it’s a little yellowish, artificial , that is, not the first year of work, well, that is, it’s just

a film something, you know, it’s just a film something from a blockbuster, some kind of, grandfather killer frost, you know, like that in the sequined leopard. i tell her: you have lipstick, she gave me lipstick, she’s dissatisfied, seeing that i ’m a loser, that means i’m like santa claus with a red nose , she says, well, what’s your program, i say, mine is extensive, come on, come on they will wake me up, as if grandpa was tired, okay, so you sit down, sleep under the tree, i will have children. i mean, i squat down like this and pretend that i’m sleeping with a bag of gifts, the door opens, and these little girls, 3-4 years old, come in and believe that i’m a grandfather frost in a blue fur coat, with a red cap, with a red cap, yellow hair , with these, they believe, you know, she stands

looking at me with the children from below, and says to them: well, you will wake up, wake up grandfather, that is, what -the boy comes up, and then i understand that something needs to be done, or i’ll run away from here now without money, i say: hello, children, i was flying to you on a rocket and there’s such a girl standing there, spoiling me and doing that, oh , it didn’t work out, oh, i saw my face, i woke up, why did we wake him up? well, let's - we walked around in a round dance, sang christmas trees , what am i in, everything is flowing down my back, that means my beard smells like a different person, i understand, there are no fingers, the fingers are already like this, i tell her, where are the gifts, where are the gifts, she told me

she says, now, and i’m playing with them , i’m playing like this, somehow they already believed a little bit, i’m a container, yes... i’m doing something, suddenly she opens the door, it’s the manager and he says to me: mikhail, can i you, that is , everything was completely broken for the children, i say, what are you doing, what are you doing, i’m santa claus, what a michael, yes i went out, she gave it to me, that means identical sets, i gave each one, they prepared the elements, i then sat, which means that everything was already falling off for me, i was already sapagilag. i listened , she stood on a stool, it’s a girl, and read it - that means he did all this poetry, and after that she said: give me the money, she gave it anyway, she said, well, of course, we expected a more intense program, mikhail, i left, said, never again, never, i

understand about this, my close friend, actor pasha sborshchikov, he lives opposite me, and he is an elite santa claus, not like... i am him elite, tall, his boots are the right size , he has a beard, height, height, he has everything, and we always celebrate the new year at the dacha, together, which means we have fireworks at night, and in the morning pasha walks with the children through the forest to look for gifts from santa claus, they have such a fetish, since the children don’t drink, you know, they can get up in the morning, but pasha hasn’t gone to bed yet, so the gift... will be later, that means, some year, we’ve arrived, that means , we arrived late, masha is still very little, uh, that means, and - i have a wife, which means, uh, she says, we need to give pasha the gifts for tomorrow, on january 1st at 10 o'clock to lose there, yes, yes, we went to bed at six, you understand, we went to bed at six.