she tried to let him know that, in general, sometimes you need to take a break and stop working so hard and living like this, if i were his mother, the first thing i would do is i would treat andrey, because of course he was absolutely unwell, forbade him to work as much as he worked, it was super strong, good evening, dear ladies-gentlemen, this is the last tour - this is when - he went with ... to work out after the first city and arrived terribly tired, exhausted, alone driving, i was driving from moscow, i was in complete madness, i also went with as a child on tour in his zhiguli, and you know, he was with this new luxurious car, which he walked from all sides, everyone looked at it, stroked it, touched it, and so on and so forth, and he lived in jurmala with golubkina and the girl , and masha arrived there, and mom arrived at 6 in the morning and...

disappeared from sight, it was horror, we were standing backstage, and i said a fatal phrase, i said, andrey, why do you... drive so fast, i i say, you know, when you drive like that , your blood pressure immediately rises terribly, it was a three-garsh opera, the next day was figaro, he died on stage, it was a nightmare, in 1987 i was in riga when all this happened, and we lived together in this sanatorium lielupa in jurmala. i remember this

car that andrei bought from bmw, he had a car, then it was something incredible, and how my mother kept her shape, well, i don’t know, there are some secrets in life, there is sex, a certain number of hours, no i know, exercise, ice, nothing like that happened, the only thing i remember is that many years ago, when i was still in school, uh, mom she went to the pool and swam, well, that is, two or three times a week, that is, constantly, but that was a very long time ago, after that she didn’t do any sports, but she was very moderate in everything, that is, she uh, i think , in this moderation and common sense, it’s probably a secret, but when we came, she was grating carrots, yes, she cooked for herself, she, well, that is... didn’t use

any services from anyone, she did absolutely everything herself, didn’t even give to clean the house, at the dacha i came to the dacha and started, which means collecting branches, meeting there, raking leaves, and , as it were, to such a state that she would then go into the house, lie down, well, that is , simply to the point of exhaustion, that’s how she was made, and do you remember your last conversation with your mother? yes, what was he talking about? mom was very worried about me, about andrei, and the last thing she told us was that , guys, go home, she’s already in intensive care, well , that is, she was not talking about herself, but about us, happy nikolaovna, to have such children, a son , grandson, love them, feel your love, with happiness, i think yes, because...

here talent coincided, amazing demand, of course, they recognized her, until her last days she was instantly recognized and family happiness, because today they remembered vera kuzmichenichna vasilyeva, she once let it slip, now time has passed, only my pillow knows how many times i cried, that i don’t have anyone, it can be very scary when a person is left alone, but this is still an exceptional, wonderful case, so thank you. and i also wanted to say that the last role that zoya nikolaevna got was in the last performance that we had, uh, in general, it turned out for alexander anatolvich shervind, where we performed the play “where are we?” yes. and zoya gets the role of mother, and a dramatic one at that. and she did this role. so

deeply, so heartfelt, yet she was beautiful, she was still slim, she spoke very well. yes, and this made an impression, of course, of course, on the public, on all of us, on the audience, her action made a very big impression when zelinsky, her first husband, had problems, after she had already passed away. ice, yes, this story is about how a person takes...

he was gone after that, but they, they were friends with their mother, that is, this is not a relationship , these human relations have not gone anywhere, but she was of no use indifferent, that’s it, well, this is such a family, and of course here is my mother’s hand, she produced the theater, she produced

a popular tv program, she produced all of herself, and by the way, she built a house and drove a car, by the way, in her own. how long has she been driving, well, she has been driving quite recently, we begged her not to drive, because this is dangerous, 2 years ago we celebrated the new year at the dacha in peredelkino, and seryozha says to me, and you know, he says, my mother arrived today, this was 2 years ago, it was 92, she arrived herself driving, having previously stopped at the drogomilovsky market , bought something there, loaded it into the car, and got to peredelskin in this way, 92 years old, fantastic, well, for everyone who is interested in what the recipe for eternal youth is, for all of us, here is the recipe, not to be indifferent to anything, be interested in everything, but love life and

tell the truth to your face, and do good, and do good, yes, thank you very much for coming, thank you for sharing, it was important, see you next saturday. believe me, when a swarm of magazines flies around you blinder than mosquitoes, don’t reason, don’t waste polite words, don’t counter the insolent noise with writing, neither logic nor taste, dear friend, there’s no way to tame their stubborn mouth, it’s a sin that’s angry, but swing your hand and suddenly slam them down with your nimble an epigram,

a collection of the best numbers of the legendary satirist writer, of course, parodists began to portray me all the time they say: zadornov said the americans are stupid, in general i said this once, to be honest, but the american embassy decided that it was i who turned all of russia against america and they deprived me of a visa, well, every cloud has a silver lining, i go to other countries, but no matter where i am , in what country am i, if our tourists see me like this, they don’t say hello without... they scream, they’re stupid, it ’s not, it’s impossible to go anywhere, i’m walking past the american embassy in paris, by chance, i’m not a maniac walking past the american embassy, a family from saratov comes towards me, later it turned out, there are five of them, three children,

he, she, they, since the pioneer link, having seen me, the americans are stupid, and this is the american embassy, ​​i tell him, quietly, you are stupid, the west has already begun to buy up russian scientists, they asked me a question in a french hotel, the administrators of this hotel, you know, i felt proud of my fatherland, they asked me, are you a writer, i say, yes, well, we don’t know you, i say, that’s understandable, what’s the matter, well, probably, since you are a writer, you know the psychology of the russian people, just a little bit, explain to us why visitors of all nationalities, when something happens to the cistern, do they call a plumber? except for the russians, only the russians remove the lid

of the drain barrel themselves, fiddle with something with their hand there, the drain tank begins to work, you can explain to us where, the question was asked in such a way that i was really proud of us, how do all russians know the structure of the drain tank . i didn’t disgrace my father’s country, i answered proudly, in our school they teach such a subject incorrectly, such a horrendous incident happened in a brothel in poland, such a misunderstanding, a pipe burst, and this is a port brothel, don’t look at me, i wasn’t a witness, don’t, the guys told me this, all the sailors of all nationalities at once. ran away without paying, naturally, only ours remained, but

because ours know what needs to be done, they can actually show me off as men now, they gathered girls in sexy underwear in this, to whom they gave a rag, to whom a mop, to whom a bucket, they shut up this is what tore this hole, there was something there that should have been filmed on television, like all these people with mops walk, after 3 hours in a brothel. such order was established that, which had not existed for about three years, already there, the owner of the brothel arrived, hung our portraits on the board of honor, allowed us to spend the whole night for free and gave us a subscription for a month, that’s not all, the owner of the brothel was a jew, therefore i called the port in advance, found out that ours were leaving in the morning, so i gave this one... they think that they think better than everyone else, but not better than the russians. in the morning our guys

tweaked something in their ship and got up for a month repair. and now i just want to feel a sense of pride in us. two germans were driving a gaz car in the moscow region. driver, no, not in this place, i'll tell you where. driver vasily, i call everyone who thinks well vasily, well, the gas light flared up, fluttered, steam began to flow, stopped, grunting for the last time, and this is a military goat, this one, and the germans say, you need to call help from a car service, of course, well and how we have all the moscow region in the car service centers of military goats, it’s understandable, vasily says, i’d better go myself, he says he says, where did i go to the car service? half an hour or an hour later , vasily returned from a nearby village with a tin can, carefully

washed with garden shears and women's tights, the germans look at what he brought, is it from a car service? yes, we have a special car service, this is a special type of car, he says, he cut something out of a tin can with garden shears. twisted, and the tights, the men understand perfectly well what he did with the tights, he tied them instead of a generator belt, the germans looked at this process, like repairing a shuttle in the yard, now i want to feel a sense of pride in the country, but when gazik went, we are ready, ready. to another he said sadly: this is probably why we lost the war. an american in riga came to

the supermarket, bought chicken broth, such a suspension, such a colloidal, slightly colloidal suspension, such a whitish, transparent bottle, chicken was drawn on the label, when this disappeared due to the crisis, he approached asirzha and asked, tell me, please , where did it go? attention, chicken milk. the cashier was russian, well, in general, i remembered a speech by a satirist and said to myself. but stupid, she didn’t speak out loud, and politely said: there is no such thing as chicken milk. the american turned out to be an inquisitive mind and asked why? ours is also not a mistake , divakha says: “where are you, where did you see the chicken in the name.” the american was not at all stupid, he thought and thought and said: “and coconut

doesn’t have a name either.” and why can’t you take it with your bare hands, she says, the coconut is already in the name, in the name of what, he says, in the name of the palm tree, this is a good conversation, he turned out to be very smart, oh, oh, but an american broke all the records on sakhalin, he photographed a red currant bush, you asked dryly why are you taking photographs, otherwise he answered, i never... the story was embodied in the blockbuster of the first channel, the union of salvation,

for some reason the dekovrists thought that they know better than the emperor what russia needs, to take troops, go somewhere outside the city, set up some kind of camp, they themselves are for... decembrists. union of salvation. tomorrow on the first. pechora vodka, a product of stellar group. vodka. veda, a product of steller group. cognac old

barrel, a product of the stellar group. stircman bourbon. stellar group. mancacher whiskey is a product of the steller group. everyone wants freedom. but no one wants to pay for it. are you ready? die for me. they don't know the scope of our law. union of salvation, film premiere on russia day on the first day, how our people end up in intensive care, i must tell you that , again, in more than one country people cannot get there this way, there was a man standing at a trolleybus stop, not touching anyone, with

flowers , was waiting for a girl, the trolleybus was leaving, it was difficult to imagine that in minutes. or in germany the story would not have continued, however, it hit him right here, of course, naturally, but it still didn’t seem enough to him, just to spit on a person, that is , the trolleybus is happy, they hit the man, they spat on him, our man is happy, the trolleybus starts moving, they closed , the one who spat, it seemed to him a little, he had a lot of energy, he also began to show faces from the departing trolleybus, spat upon, he was not a dutchman, he threw out the flowers, he is also a man with energy, runs after the trolleybus, hits the door,

swears at him who spat, the driver didn't i saw all this, decided to show my face in pursuit, stuck my face out in the closing door, drove with this face, spat on, looked at the gift of fate,

jumped up, ran after the trolleybus , had a full blast and did not notice. flew into the table, the next one who wrote me a letter ended up in intensive care, you know, he wrote how he ended up in intensive care, i have to cry, i can’t, i read the letter, i chuckle, he decided to build an extension to his house, but but to build, because he wanted to build with bricks. annexe, but our man did not it comes to mind to buy bricks, you understand, only to steal, as you understand, i searched all the surroundings, found,

found a place to steal, free bricks on the sixth floor of an unfinished house, but for our man to drive back and forth 200 times for our energy, waited until the end of the working day, described to me the situation, how the workers lifted these bricks to the sixth floor. a barrel, a barrel on a cable, throw a cable over a block, such a device is absolutely untranslatable into other languages, and in the evening, when the workers left after the working day, they, so as not they stole the barrel, they couldn’t even imagine what would happen next, they tied a rope at the bottom, left the barrel at the top, the first word already plunged me into homeric laughter, it’s just that the first word he wrote to me in a letter was “it was getting dark”, well, just turgenev, well, notes from a hunter bricks, that's all. so, ready, it was getting dark. he climbed to the sixth floor,

loaded it, so loaded the barrel, well, well, well, at the very least, don’t worry, he loaded it, so as not to drive it back and forth not 200 times, but 100 times, he didn’t think that there were laws of physics light, then i just overloaded it, went downstairs, it was getting dark. tied the cable to his hand, and untied the end, since the barrel was much heavier than him, he died at a decent speed, you understand, he began to ascend, but what ha-ha, interesting? the sunset soared beautifully above the fir trees, in general beauty, apparently, while admiring the sunset, he did not notice how, flying past the third floor, he naturally met

a barrel, well, where would he go, in fact, they actually fly along the same vertical , somehow as he writes, he dodged this barrels, flying up to the block, he thought, that’s it, it’s over, he crossed himself with his free left hand, he doesn’t know the law of physics at all, but fortunately for him they exist at this time, fortunately for him, the barrel hit the ground, the bottom and bricks fell out, he flew down at the same speed, you know, who spends the evening in general in life, who goes to the conservatory. who's going to the concert? this showdown with bricks set him up to play catch-up, flying past the third floor, his lower half of his body

met a barrel, it knocked off the remains of his body, finally he fell, that’s it, that’s it, well done, he lay flat on his bricks, privatized, you can build, but there’s nothing with it, he said more quietly, after... a while the next phrase: i have to cry, i can’t, it’s not getting dark, he writes: the moon has risen, well, the poet, simply, only our man, lying on the bricks, 5 minutes from the intensive care unit, he can admire the moonlight, and then, i don’t know what will happen to you, yes, i imagine this picture, ready, a little air on your chest, dial, dial, that means the first ... the phrase he writes came to my mind when he woke up, but i tied the rope to his hand, and he untied it.

the remains of the barrel fell on him with a wild roar, but the third one ended up in intensive care in the shortest possible way, he left the entrance altogether, didn’t bother anyone, a pebble got into his shoe, he decided to shake the pebble out, clouded over what was there, on the electrical panel, stands, shakes it out, a drunken electrician of this house was walking behind him, thinks: oh, the man is giving an electric shock, he took the board, when he hit him on the head with the board, tear it off, decide, you think, you can’t laugh anymore, you can, this is now, youth, you have news, in general we have in country, there are test tubes for each type of analysis, its own test tube, we didn’t have this, we

collected tests in a match. boxes that ha-ha, my colleague, an engineer at the moscow aviation institute, collected a full box in the morning, he thought, after work i’ll take it to the clinic, yes, but he was a smoker, so... he had two boxes, he was walking down the street, he i forgot about it, two guys come towards me, they say, listen, you have some matches to light, he says: oh, i have two boxes, guys, i’ll give you one, and i gave this one, can you imagine what happened to those when they

decided to light a cigarette, they caught up with him in... that her tests were spoiled for the rest of her life, you know, something in our society has gone wrong, however, somehow our program has gone wrong, if we count cattle by heads, and the government by members , only... our logic is frozen, our energy is ahead of logic, the american thinks on the move, the german stands, the english sit, the russian then, and

the russian first does, then thinks, how... keeps up with the energy, only our man can approach a stranger on the beach, say to a stranger: i want to swim to the buoy, then jogging for 2 hours, could you guard my things, i have money and an expensive mobile phone there, then he wonders where to do all this? yes, only ours drink to health, only ours, only ours have a kidney stone in their box. and he brags

about it to the guests, he came out himself, a unique people, only our woman, when her husband beats her, calls the police, the police come, she comes to the defense of her husband and together with him beats the police, the woman tells me, can you imagine, everything is based on your performance, i'm coming to work, i remember that i forgot to turn off the iron, or maybe i didn’t forget, i don’t know, i come back, at this time... the call, i say, on the phone, i forget why i came back, i leave, on the street, i remember that i had to check the iron , i went in and, so as not to return and remember, i took the iron with me to work, only russian people can, yes, but the program is not worth it, they admire the hurricane, for example, in bulgaria they were terrified, there was a hurricane, a typhoon, everyone ran away from the cafe, the russians say, quickly film me in

the background. while it's getting closer, let's go with the hurricane, look at death, his eyes are burning, only our woman in the minibus says, can you hear yourself? and the stomach tightens in order to weigh less, even immigrants, by the way, realized in the west that it is necessary to teach children russian, because they become witty, understand humor better,

there is one thing, children, for example, in america, grew up in a family, if spoke russian, they start making fun of american schools, for example, in the city of san jose, not far from san francisco. russian children are kidding, there are russian children in this school a lot, they sent three pigs into an american school, they wrote numbers 1 , 2 and 4 on the pigs and laughed because stupid americans spent a week looking for a pig with number three. oh, and the boy came up with the same idea, well, a wonderful story, and the germans speak, and the russians answer, those who break the rules are motorists, they

are sent to take tests, and for the morons, the germans have questions, is it possible to have three balls from a tabletop? tennis bet on each other, that’s it, if they answer that i’m going to think now, then him on... and the boy made fun of it in the american subway, well, this is a brilliant case, this hamburger-like observer is sitting with this, and he stuck the magnetic card that needs to be swiped in his hat, ready, ready, right, he came up, he said, oh my god , let me in without a ticket and... normal, yes, she believed in god from then on, oh, and the emigrants wrote from germany, everything is according to

your stories, to make you feel proud now, the emigrants decided to build an extension to the house out of brick, well, they think , it won’t occur to our people that we need a brick buy, just steal. we went to the construction site on sunday, because on sunday no german would think of guarding the bricks at the construction site, we filled the trunk, the trailer, the police drove up and said: what are you doing, without blinking an eye, ours said: we built a house, we have one left brick, we brought it to the construction site so that it would be useful to someone, as they parody me in the air in the city, dial, dial, the germans, the police say, this is not allowed by law, immediately. take everything and leave, my system is designed for practical application, use it during sports competitions, well, it can be dangerous, but this is exactly what we need,

victorich, well, how can i make fighters out of these blockheads in 3 weeks, you victor, you are driving me into a corner, i have a boy alone, he's sitting there, bro, you're not going to shoot or what, go ahead, but where to fight? gin сnop product of stellar group cognac montechoca product of stellar group rom castro

product of stellor group vodka pechora product of stellar group vodka veda. the highest degree of sense of humor when a person can laugh above myself, so as not to be unfounded, i will read a parody of myself, i really have talked too much lately about... about the russian language, about the roots of the russian language, about how dear it is to me, i have already more than once talked about how our language is increasingly filled with spectacular, but incomprehensible foreign words, you call a person a manager and you don’t understand what he does, impersonality, a manager and what, an entrepreneur, what he does, undertakes, and even more incomprehensible, what a person does, whom called paparatsi, it is unlikely that this is the pope who speaks in parade. true connoisseurs of the russian language always know our native words more accurately

than impersonal foreign ones, because they were formed according to the natural meaning, which means they pointed to the essence of the phenomenon of the subject, as well as the profession: a janitor, it’s immediately obvious, cleans the yard, of course, a fireman, puts out a fire, a local police officer, takes part , are you laughing, don’t you agree, or what? policeman, cute face. “i agree with russian patriots, if you think carefully, in our great and mighty there will always be worthy replacing any foreign incomprehensibility, for example, instead of the vaguest word spammer, you can speak clearly, letter sender, designer, noodle maker, by the way, the process has begun among the people, for example, a bureaucratic, dry expression, a zaks employee, as people often say, a scammer, that’s right, i

’ve heard young people call a mobile phone trendozvon, also correctly, but it’s alarming when, say, one of the women says: i was at the dermatologist, who did you see, at the dermatologist, and what was he looking for in you, but no questions will call if to say in russian, i urgently need to see a skin specialist. of course, it is difficult to find a word for some foreign modern terms that have entered our lives with the development of technology, today, then you can create it according to the laws of our native language, ancient logic, food taster, parasite, samelier, parasite, lavilas, baboholic, star of the show -business, star, official, life-sucker. official's secretary, coffee maker, there are some in the room, thank you,

oligarch, neftikach, sponsor, fat man, killer, fat man temetyuk, fashion model, back and forth walker, you can, you can rattle, fashion designer, very creepy clothes nose. little russian, gazotyr, of course, someone will be indignant, what kind of words are freaks, but our english americans do not hesitate to form words in this way, the most famous word in the world is football, translate, foot ball, and the well-known word kangaroo in australian abaredenska, by the way in translation means kangaroo bag jumping, so don't be shy, notary, seal-applier, lawyer, drawbar, law,

what drawbar, where you turn, it came out there, programmer is a button-punch, you can use a keyboard, computer geek, rascal mouse, you reacted somehow vividly, the distributor is a scammer, the promoter is a chushidai. make-up artist face paint, auditor pump, you can immediately see how many people are in the room, it’s me who scans when i stop, pump up paporations everywhere, i don’t know the manager myself, but i’ll explain to you, investor, vlagalets, vlazhenets, calm, calm, i was wrong. shame on you, well, shame on you

, all jokes aside, in ukraine they seriously compiled a similar dictionary, when they sent it to me, i got the idea to make the same joke for us, but they seriously a new dictionary has been compiled so as not to speak russian words, but at the same time english ones, electrocardiogram, ready, ready, heart shock recordings, but this is nothing compared to exhumation. corpse digger, but the word zophile finished me off, i’m afraid to say creature lover, we need a new modern dictionary.

and this is a long expression: the financial crisis of the banking system for the average russian, fuck the smoke, in short, in order for our lives to become clearer, so that we finally emerge from our endless historical nebula, we need a clear language with understandable and honest, in modern words: a photograph of kharirozh, a passport photo - scarymordia, a tailor - a shmatkostryab, a daymaid - a boob buster. a housewife like i'm doing something, a long-distance sailor, don't laugh now, it's sad, a long-distance sailor, a ne'er-do-well, a cashier abschitun, an accountant bobshchetun, a personal driver, a boss carrier, a minibus driver, a meat carrier,

a watch concierge, a traffic cop, a money-sucker, an officer... dish-bearer, cook, dish-maker, chef, dish-maker, watch, lipoxation - fat-sucker, epilator - mohnadler, satirist who wrote all this, terrible writing, got it once a german, a frenchman, a russian, once vovochka met with marie ivanovna, vladik, what are you doing? what is unclear, anecdotes? you and i will soon move to moscow. solbun, what a city moscow is, there are people like me with all the teeth, there’s a whole city, here i’m the only one. kvn, second quarterfinal. watch

the time after the program. let's just meet the auditor as expected, bring bread and salt, they say he's from st. petersburg. well, take the bread. upon ascending the throne, he made a promise: with me everything will be like with my grandmother. catherine the great did not hide her desire to convey the throne to the eldest grandson alexander, bypassing the unloved son pavel petrovich. but it turned out differently. the future emperor joined the conspiracy against paul. so the shadow of his father's murder will haunt him until his last day. he will spend a quarter of a century on the throne and will go down in history as alexander the blessed. savior of the fatherland. banoparte's victorious march across europe was steadily bringing the clash with russia closer. therefore, the central event of alexander's reign will be his confrontation with napoleon. he prepared not only the army for war. organized alexander's russian secret mission in paris

was so successful that the emperor regularly received detailed reports about napoleon's plans. when in june 1812. firstly, so that they live joyfully, secondly, so that they don’t hope that someday a good politician will come and everyone will be fed, well, don’t you think that this will be somehow very funny, i want to read thoughts formulated this way: man - this is a transitional stage from

a monkey to a reasonable representative of the animal world, and man is a monkey who made career, difficult... morning is that part of the day when you envy you are unemployed, and you are still fresh, guys, what is common between a man and a woman, both of them do not trust women, these are student observations, rummaging through notebooks, i found student times - here are such observations from the moscow aviation institute, exactly student: friendship needs time, love requires a place, lunch in russia is not food, time of day, also from youth. if a woman says no, it means yes, but later, if a stranger a man likes a woman more than his own,

which means he missed something in both of them. did you know that every man has a right to a left? an unforgiving person is one who does not hold a grudge against someone he has offended for long. judging by the pace of development of china, the great wall of china was not built by the chinese for 500 years. their neighbors, labor lessons, did you know that labor lessons were invented so that children, looking at trudovik, would see what would happen to them if they did not study well. after the orange revolution in ukraine, russian was banned on television. cartoon the little mermaid, since in this name the sacred word lard is adjacent to the word russia. what is an american crossword? this is when one line needs to be filled in with crosses and the other with zeros. did you know that

american police officers go in pairs because one of them can write and the other can read. sometimes a third person joins, who enjoys chatting with educated people. in general, you know, what will happen, will happen on television, i’m the first, i, i often joked about our government, and i ’ll tell you, lately our president like it, why? yes because? it develops some sense of pride among young people, well , nato says, we’ll take it for ourselves, now we’ll annex estonia, oh, they scared us, estonians, by the way, stopped eating turtles and snails, it’s impossible, it’s not good, it’s blasphemy to eat your own kind, i generally think that you need to treat everything with humor, not worry too much, but i like it when... putin is among this big eight, he answers so quickly, the journalist has not yet had time to ask the question, he has already answered, and he has already

answered in such a way that the journalist ask the second question he doesn’t want to, by the way, and at this time the answer is still being whispered to bush, and ours has already put him in an awkward position with his answer in advance, and how did he do this to the italian prime minister, well, i was really proud of our president, when the new prime minister, who was chosen in italy, decided to make a remark to ours: in st. petersburg and said: something is not right with the mafia, it’s our fault, he says: mafia is an italian word, not ours, he remained silent, everything else, the rest, the rest of the summit , the summit in russian is a gangway, now i like it too, we bulgaria is joining nato, for god’s sake, guys, and we are conducting exercises with china, you can take estonia, we have india on the way, take it. estonia, lithuania, you will all be chinese anyway, but we won’t, but because our winter is such that not a single chinese

will survive, they will bypass us on the direct road to you, we will conduct training together and go there against you, that’s right, the east, foreign policy is very wise, in general, of course they laugh at me, he says, they say that he is perky and paranoid, they talk about america all the time, but in reality it’s not me who is paranoid, it’s television all the time... people meet me on the streets and say: we were in america, you can’t imagine, they are so stupid, you know, i’m proud, 70 years old, the communists couldn’t explain why they think... bad, but they showed only one concert of me, the whole country began to play this game, they even stopped telling

jokes about the chukchi, well, what is actually interesting about the chukchi, there is only one interesting chukcha, that abramovich, i can do a new program now to do according to the stories of the people who send me letters, emails, stopped on the streets, stopped by two young men on the street, although it happened in latvia, and they say we were on an internship. in america there is an incident that will make you proud now, they tell me that they started boiling potatoes, there was one, one of them had a birthday, they invited the americans, the americans ask why you are boiling potatoes, then one of ours says, well cheaper than buying it in a store, the american asked a brilliant question: how do you know if it’s cooked? i understand you pride for us is already taking over, i always said that we have.

i always say, from a savvy point of view, we don’t need nuclear weapons, we can cope with our own illusory situation, you know, when snow falls in america, their economy goes into a coma, no one came to my concert in new york because snow fell half a centimeter thick; no dividing strips were visible. how stupid they are, and our airspeed is -25, i see three people running after the bus, three, one old man, an experienced one, ran up with the clang of a knight of the tefton order, he jumped on the bus all they look at him where the lap goes under his feet, ready, take a breath into his chest, he has

graters tied to his feet. now compare their thinking with our thinking. so, our guys taught them how to check that potatoes are cooked, that is, pierce them with a fork. sometimes i return to what i was distracted from. the american checked and brought potatoes. why am i smiling, i imagine what will happen to you now. ready? and then ours began to boil eggs. the american says: i went to check the eggs with a fork. among russian people crazy energy, but the program went wrong. only russian minibus drivers play races with each other when they have a full cabin of passengers. and as they overtake, they stick their tongues out at each other. and only russian passengers cheer, each for their driver.

overtakes, sticks out their tongues at that salon, no, well, in general, i always say, these people will not live well until they restore logic, when a man came to the market with me, spoke on his cell phone and said to his wife: wife, maybe these tomatoes take? v in conclusion, in conclusion about our energy, i saw our businessman, an oil worker in tyumen, who was scared... you can’t imagine the picture at night, he was running for an umbrella in a thunderstorm, shouting to the umbrella, stop, you bastard, otherwise i’ll drink, sorry, that’s it, i i love you, even though i’m furious, even though this

work is a shame in vain, in this stupidity. happy at your feet, i confess, it doesn’t suit me and it’s not a flight, it’s time, it’s time for me to be smarter, but i recognize by all the signs the disease of love in my soul, for the poet’s anniversary. hello, the program is on air, in the studio of ekterin andreev, the main event day. the film crew of the first on the scene of a monstrous terrorist attack in the kherson region, 22

died as a result of a strike from a naty weapon.