when we, let’s say, complained about some situations, told us what was wrong, that you should do something, they don’t always say that we, accordingly, where we turn, to us, to ourselves, and think that we can’t to a psychologist, for example, we probably start with ourselves, if we can’t cope, we go to a psychologist, that is, i was, yes, i was twice with a child psychologist. in our kindergarten i applied, because well, a person needs a person from the category, i say, i don’t get the program out, and i don’t want to quarrel with the child either, because i want him to still come to me as an adult for support, to have such experience, to help, if not with everything, but to give recommendations on how to experiment at home, maybe create some kind of tradition or what to pay attention to, sometimes they said no need. yes,

here there is no need to do anything, and we are like, okay, no need, no need, we abstract ourselves, we come to an agreement with my husband, this is very good advice, i will also tell you now, when the coach tells you to do something, you tell him , thank you, definitely, definitely, but for you this means it’s not necessary, because this is his area of ​​​​responsibility, you entrusted the child, he is taking care of your child, he is 7 years old, he has the right to get tired, he has the right to do what he is told for 10 minutes, then go crazy and relieve yourself of the tension that he received, then continue to follow the training program, that is, your task is to save face, be as polite as possible, say, thank you, dear comrade, thank you for informing, thank you for informing, but under no circumstances maybe sports, sports, health, nutrition, and education cannot be a punishment, because in the end we can only do more harm, moreover, the child will take it as a control tool. you,

that is, he will understand that - i’m tired of the music school, i’ll go, i’ll scatter everything, my mother will say, that’s it, we’ll clean up the music school, because something is not in order here at home, i’m exaggerating, yes now, but it would , i didn’t want to, of course, yes, but the line is clear, yes, i’m exaggerating, but the line is clear, that is, there are things that we don’t touch and think about building, firstly, the boundaries between myself and the children, the child and i, my childhood, my past, my thoughts. in general, different stories, these are like different continents, we cannot come here with our samovar and establish rules here that would be comfortable for us in our childhood, many years have passed, they are completely different, we separate twins, by the age of seven it’s time, we separate them as directly as possible, we don’t try to mix them into one heap, on the contrary, we help them to deconstruct, why, because they will mix themselves. my daughter sometimes says to me:

i want my own room, i say, i’m sorry, but of course we will consider the issue, but after many years, it’s just when i talk about cleaning, i say, we need to clean it, but this is also related to the question and about a shared toy, that this was a blur, because we don’t know how to react, how to separate, he says: i want my own room, and again i don’t know how to answer her to this, yes, definitely, someday you will grow up, you have will have its own room. when you set yourself tasks, you will be able to earn money, we will probably try to help if we have such an opportunity, but today we have the opportunity to live in our beautiful apartment, in our nice, such a cozy, comfortable family, you have a value that many are deprived of , you have a brother, and a brother who is your twin is on the same wavelength with you, a very, very close person to you, enjoy this advantage, offer them a search for solutions, children always find some... in kindergarten it’s like

according to our conversation, that is, i came according let's talk about stas, well, about his situation, but since adela is always in the background, therefore, it’s not all the same, mostly of course they spend time together in the same group, she also expressed a version, she says, maybe they ’re just tired of each other for now, here they are always together, definitely very little time is spent separately, because anyway, i pick up from the kindergarten to introduce, we introduced this, but for the most part, how does it work out, bring two to kindergarten, pick up two from kindergarten, and if in flow, well, let’s say a doctor, that is, these household we won’t get rid of household things, but at least during the day off, i also started talking to them about training, that i have to drag two of them, although... recently

they began to understand that yes, i’ll sit and be bored, because you can’t leave me, so use this time for effective time with the second one, who is not busy with anything, the best time is to read a book with him, tell him a story, i don’t know, just pat him on the head, more do something, don't just leave at this moment, maybe on the phone to solve some work issues, you have 40 minutes alone with this child, you don’t even need to spend a day off for this, divided into... two parts, here you are now, he has you alone, come up with, tell me, let's figure out how you and i will spend these 40 minutes, what do you want to do, maybe he just wants to cuddle and sit in your arms, and this can happen, offer options all the time, use this time effectively, everything, yes, now it

will probably happen - just when it was cold it’s difficult when it’s cold, you can also hug, you can also hug, this discourages the second child. let ’s make a distinction about this, you need to let him not see you at this moment, let him train, why should you sit in training, go somewhere else, don’t be close, it’s just that this is the time of the coach’s responsibility, turn off a little your desire to see everything , to control everything, to know everything and give children the confidence that if they are alone, if they achieve something at this moment with them, nothing will happen, this is very good, this is wonderful, you will meet him in a different mood with the second child, because you also spent it effectively... the question of effective time, which, by the way, has already ended for us, so we will also wrap it up, nastya, thank you for coming today, i hope it was useful

to you, it was useful, i think that you gave so much food for thought, so much food for experimentation on the question of how to work. after all, not with children, with ourselves, because we very often focus on them, that here, here like this, here like that so, here it is, and then we begin to push a feeling of guilt on them from above, that you don’t appreciate it that way, we are trying here, we are doing, yes, of course, to come back to us again, this is this moment, i kept thinking, that you need to try less, actually no, now i’m listening to our conversation, i understand that i’m focusing on the wrong thing at all, now you suggested several... such ideas, simple, banal, and impossibilities about the general toys, these nuances, which, i think, are with sometimes even, i just directly see and feel, and even this makes it easy for me, that first of all it’s easy to do, nothing, that

is, it’s easy to agree, the children will understand it, accept it, because they like such experiments, they feel in this moment of becoming adults, and that this will minimize this... when there is time, roughly speaking, for pleasant things, and not for such bad things, when they fight more, well, i’m glad that i was useful to you, if you have a question that you want to ask me, you can do this on the first channel website, from you were me, larisa surkova, podcast, ask surkova, see you, if you want to come to me for a consultation, here in the studio, fill out the form on the website of the first channel, i will be happy to help you. hello, dear friends, there’s an anecdotes podcast on the air, i’m vadim golygin, and today my

guests are two completely different people, but we definitely have something in common, this is of course the kven past, but now i’ll talk about you as... . about the actors, okay, mikhail bashkatov and rinat mukhambayev. i propose today to chat, friends, on the topic of friendship. in in a broad sense, of course, we will touch on some, perhaps, serious moments, yes, but first of all these are stories, of course anecdotes, and so that this, let’s say, gives joy to our positive communication, touches the souls of the audience, and makes them feel a little more fun, well , let's start with misha, right. what haven’t we done with you? and i, you know, i’m kind of, i’m very glad that you, let’s say, went into this acting side, yes, of course, that is, you already have a large number of roles, somewhere we’re even together, i think we are with you

crossed paths then on the set, yes , if there was some kind of story now, let’s say, where you would change amploa, because after all, mostly it was. such a leap so as not to disturb some kind of harmony there between yourself and the viewer, yes, that is, still try what there, well, you would like to touch, that’s how much you have it in life, well, i’m probably this one i somehow still realize dramatic stories more in the theater, that is, there i have a lot of serious roles, some deep ones, and in the cinema they still prefer me anyway to call in a comedy, yes yes, that is, well, as it were, because there is an association such as yes if. there is an association, i’m funnier with age, you know, such a trail, some kind of trail, yes

, like, well, here’s a comedian, renat, well , the same thing is happening with you, and practically cinema, too, the filmography is growing, thank god, little by little , yes, yes, for serious roles in some kind of uh, well, mostly comedies, of course, but they called me like that in all sorts of dramas, there mostly as some kind of bodyguard or something, they almost always killed me, but the experience was interesting , just in case case, right? is it possible that it’s not my mother who’s looking at me, please don’t kill me in the end, i had a role, that’s where they just killed me right on top of the train, that’s the diesel locomotive itself, with these walkways, i was lying on the belay like that just in the summer it’s warm and i got tanned like this on only one side for the whole day, and in three takes , in my opinion, on the train. listen, i had such a case, since we also remembered about the tan,

it means we were there when i studied at a military school, we stood in line, that is, at the training ground, every post was, it’s something there on on one there were berries on the other there were some mushrooms, and there was a post where there was a small lake, there was a village, and there was a lake there, such yellow sand, that is, in general, well, like the belarusian maldives, so we swam with a friend and lay down for... the brothers fell asleep in these army shorts, you know, they are black, it also happened to me that here they are a little, you know, here they are practically here, but here they are a little shorter and just the scorching sun and black then we woke up just black, you know, that’s it the legs are black, but they returned when they went back to school, and that means we have a bathhouse every week, and when i was walking through the bathhouse with these legs, someone suddenly, well, you know those... these friendly jokes are all from the army, i i’m walking suddenly someone starts, it’s very, very

well known, in such a marvid team it’s all perceived as very fun, let’s talk about friendship, that’s who today, for example, is a friend, because times have changed, but that’s the one there you have a phone and there are more photos there, because of course there is some kind of defining set, yes that is. we went through something together and there ’s a friend there, and it happens that we just have some common hobbies, fishing here or skiing there and so on, so in your opinion, there is now a difference in friendship, which can be a concept it was like back in soviet times or when we were all little kids there, well, not kids, teenagers, and now it seems to me that the same friendship as you say in the soviet union has certainly remained, yes i have it, because with each other... with whom we were friends just in childhood and we separated, we were probably

20 to 22 years old, he now lives somewhere, either in norilsk or somewhere, well, such a friend, i don’t know where he lives exactly, well, such cool friends in general, yes, but we are always at any time and he also went to where most of us have the same comrade, he always said that , says one of my friends, a restaurateur, i’m one of my best friends, one of my best friends, i don’t remember which one? so with him, he just considered everyone his best friend, very friendly, well, i can say that i have no friends from childhood, well, that is, if we are somewhere on a social network somewhere or maybe by chance we meet there so that we can keep in touch, there are no such people, but kvn kvn’s past, that is, with our team we are not all, well, this is then absolutely, as a rule, we all support each other and even support each other as friends, but that’s really a thank you. you lived with them around the clock

for several years, of course, this is already a connection that will not go anywhere over the years, jokes about friends, how they should be, kind or what, well, i don’t know what there may be jokes about friends, well , some, probably paradoxical in general, because - you don’t expect it from a friend, it’s a catch, or what? from the casino, it’s already morning, now it’s already dawn, in general, he comes out of the casino, drunk in the smoke, two friends, one in only shorts, the second without any shorts, and he’s standing like that, in the taxi rank, so staggering, and this one, who says without hesitation, kolya, that's why i

've respected you all my life, that you can stop in time, that's it... the main thing , of course, is that when i tell jokes yes, that is, in company i tell my friends, of course, that is, if a person is not a fisherman, he won’t laugh at the jokes about fishing, well, you have to agree , that is, well, it’s very difficult, i had such a case when i was just going with a friend, uh, well with whom i don’t see very often, but he’s a good friend, you know, as if in full confidence, that is, well, that he is also a fisherman, i tell him, listen, i say, well, this is, well, how to explain this to a person how can you sit there, for example, on a pipe there wait several hours for this bite in general, if he is not a fisherman, he will not understand, and at this moment he is like, i say, wait, just don’t talk, and you, and i somehow know, the full version is that everything my friends are circling me, he ’s a fisherman, here i end up, you know, this one

hit the reefs, you know, a ship, this one, and you’re fishermen, by the way, yes, i’m from astrakhan, of course, i’m a fisherman, but it’s clear, that’s probably where it all begins, it’s not bedtime stories they tell there, it’s generally for little children, history, yesterday that’s how we are let’s go fishing, no, to be honest, i don’t remember people like that, well , it was like a joke there when we caught such a mayor in asttorhan, i have one story about fishing, we had a kven shift. in the naobi camp, that means schoolchildren and students came there, we taught them kvn with them there as counselors and, as it were, differences, a little bit of this, a little bit of that, a little bit of humor in the program, a little bit of pioneer camp , a little bit of kven, as if yes, they taught kven like there, and some kind of shift is already closing and that it’s approaching means all this is closing, for us

friends arrived, fishermen just like, are you fishing here on the river bank, what are you talking about, and we’re not fishermen at all, that now we’ll just go fishing, now me and the bullshit means it’s night there, we’re going with this nonsense with them, uh, and we have such andrey shelkov, you know andryukha, but he ’s not a fisherman at all, he means they came, they brought it just let me walk around at night with nonsense, we’re all walking with nonsense, and he and he walks next to the shore with a bottle of champagne and a wine glass and they brought it, it means the guys came from not a fisherman, but they brought champagne. it means he missed champagne more, so he was like, oh, guys, fishing, great, that’s it, so we caught this fish, gave it to andryukha and he left, and he lived at my house, and he left to the city with fish, i said, put everything in the refrigerator, that means he did everything, put the refrigerator, that means he did something in the city, he came back, so i lied, this is not the end of the shift, this is the middle there was

a shift, and about another week of this change, we return home, i open the door, i can’t understand what’s wrong, something is wrong. yes, yes, they turned off the lights, it’s summer, and they turned off the lights, and for several days this fish was in the refrigerator, lying without light, that is, it’s just there, that’s why you don’t like fishing, yes, i don’t have much of an association, but i have a friend, let’s go to go fishing, he is an avid fisherman, he can’t live without fish at all, he went fishing somewhere far from the region, he left, he found a house, as he said, i say, i came to this house, knocked on the open door on the shore volga, no one, reeds, no one, i say, after 2 days i arrived there, after three, i started to live, then he came with his castle, he says, i have a house there, okay, i found a house, the man, can you imagine now, looks exactly where, where he said, you know, imagine, people forgot there, you know,

dear friends , we continue the podcast of jokes, my guest is rinat mukhamba. and mikhail bashkatov, we are talking entirely about friendship, well, in principle, we tell jokes on a free topic, which is why we always gather here, do any friends share hobbies, these are some interesting hobbies you have, well, for example, you are on skiing, yes, or there’s something on the board, on the board, yes, well, well, it’s like a hobby, what other secrets maybe, that we don’t know about, so that with you, i can say for sure that you have me and... here in moscow, besides, that means, there are friends with whom we moved to moscow, there from tomsk, and who appeared there during the work, yes, filming somewhere, and yes, a huge number i made friends when... my children went to kindergarten, the parents of my children’s friends, there are a lot of them among them, in short , i now have people whom i can name friends, this is not a sad story, but

why did you think it was a sad story, well , because he said that i made friends when he took the children to kindergarten, i thought it was my sad story, new friends, who i also met there a doctor of medical sciences with a urologist, let’s say, well , there are options, there are also, okay, medical ones... but still, well, as you know, it’s given , well, we’re still sick, well, roughly speaking , god grant that everyone is healthy, but nevertheless, it seems to me that this is generally a profession in itself i’ve talked to myself so many times with doctors, well , there’s no way you can’t live without a sense of humor. it seems to me that medical jokes are just the toughest ones, the funniest ones about medical ones. a guy comes to a casting at a modeling agency, is very worried, which means this casting person meets him there, says, so, so, gorgeous, cheekbones, great,

m, what a chin, powerful, cool, neck, oh, shoulders, so torso, from ok, your hands are all like that, just look like that, well done, great, i like it, that’s it, but where’s the leg? means he thinks so what to say, what to say, what to tell the truth, what does it mean they got amputated on a train, no, they will say, inattentive, we don’t need people like that, i’ll say that a shark ate, damn, what a shark, what am i even talking about, so what to say, what to say, i’ll say, i’ll say in near kandahar lost, god, god, what does it mean, hey, hey, boy, where is the leg, you know, there was such a leg, i know the joke here, it’s funny. i know how i remembered the same topic, when the doctor says to the patient: you smoke, but by the way, smoking is just that way

harmful, that it’s just half of your life’s journey, it just eats up, exactly half, that’s how old you are, he says 30, but it would be 60. we once talked about friendship, but well, it turns out that they don’t always connect hobby, as it turned out, you understand, you are insured, yes, you, you are not a fisherman at all, but nevertheless, we are sitting here now in the same studio, here we are next to each other, yes, yes, what else can connect, the topic of pets , can relate, that is , i don’t know, do you have pets, oh, listen, yes, i got a dog - 2 years old, 2 years ago, yes, and i realized that there is a whole community, this is a kind of subculture of dog lovers, that is, you’re like, well, i’m not at all... but

here we have this, and you have this, that is, they start asking questions and you’re like as if especially at first you don’t even know how to answer , like what kind of food do you feed, what kind of food do you feed, what do we eat, what do we give to him , and they, that is, here they are, it’s as if involuntarily you begin to communicate with strangers on some topics unfamiliar to you. the manager, well, the director advertises that he needs an assistant, an employee, personal assistant, which means, well, he has computer knowledge. prerequisites are knowledge of a foreign language, and, as it were, the ability to work, draw up work with documentation, and that means he just posted

an ad, knock on the door, he opens, there is a dog, and that means she comes in like that, it’s important, he just rubbed his eyes like that, you know, she sits down in a chair and says, but i think that you won’t find better candidates, i’m from the advertisement, as you understand, he says, yes, i understand, but... he climbed into the table there, i know accounting there, he's just in shock like that, he says, but if you read the ad to the end, you got it, it says something else.

foreign language, the dog does this all the time, ok, well, let’s say, meow, there was another similar joke, when the advertisement is for sale a talking dog, yes, a man is sitting at home, he is looking through an advertisement in the newspaper, reading something, a talking dog is for sale, he thinks , now people have gone crazy, the price is 100,000 rubles, they think someone is making a joke, 100,000 rubles, a talking dog, it’s not a million dollars, it’s not two, it’s 100,000 rubles. damn, the phone is sitting there, it’s washing away, right, damn, well, i’ll call and find out what this nonsense is? what a joke, hello, there, yes, hello, i’m talking about the dog, yes, yes, yes, please, what would you like to see, no, wait, it says that she’s talking, he says, yes, that’s right, 100,000 rub. he says, well, yes, he says, but you can look, he says, well , yes, i’m telling you, i’m dictating the address to you, he thinks, i’ll go once in a few days, that’s it, he was told, he got into

a taxi, it arrives, it’s standing at two, he thinks , what am i doing, damn it, i’m an adult, i fell for some nonsense, oh well, i’ve already arrived, then a guy in a dressing gown opens for him, his hair is wet, he says: excuse me, i ’m late here, i need to dry my hair here now, while you look, talk, and then i’ll come out and we’ll discuss the details, he uh to communicate, he says: yes, yes, yes, you are talking about the dog, he says, well, yes, well, come on in, she’s there, and he means different. so, well, some guy went to the bathroom, he turned on the hairdryer, he looks in, he’s sitting in a chair, a dog, reading a newspaper, he’s wearing glasses, he bangs, he’s like that and says, good afternoon, that one puts away the newspaper, and good afternoon, please come in, sit down, he just went nuts, like, you know, the dog speaks realistically, and he just sat down like that, i don’t understand what kind of scam, what kind of costume is this, what is this doll, what kind of technology is this -that, and he, and he says, tell me about myself, well, i was born there,

i... i don’t remember somewhere in the village, but i’m purebred, my mother was of such and such a breed there, my father this, then it means i was so young and stupid, i was traveling somewhere, then they transported me to the city, then i had time there, which means they took me, i served a little in the army, then after that at customs, that is, well , i’ve seen everything, yes, so what, well , while there i communicated everywhere, heard something, some foreign languages, well, so the conversation into english, i can support something somewhere, in principle i can look for a truffette, well, in principle i can do nothing.

we continue the podcast of jokes, renat, mikhail stayed with us in the studio and are ready to tell a couple more amazing stories of jokes, please, renat, as you said, you love short jokes, but you know some, such long artistic and theatrical ones, i love them, especially when they tell some stories there, you know, who works in the theater, there are film actors, it’s just that sometimes

you listen to it, even you even know. per year, he says, well, it depends on what kind, he says, well, whites, let’s say white, he says, they produce one and a half tons of wool a year, he says, and blacks, and blacks produce one and a half tons, he says, he would unite, just say three 3 tons give everything, let’s continue writing, he says, tell me how much food they consume, that’s how much feed this grass is, he says, well, again, depending on what kind, if they are white, he says, then

they eat about 3 tons a year. he says: and the black one, and the black one travels 3 tons a year, somewhere? he says: stop, what are you saying, are you driving at all, or something, you can’t say it normally, just unite, why are you stalling for time? says, well, you tell me? you ask, are the white ones mine, he says, and the black ones, and the black ones are also mine, well, yes, listen, i knew that we would get to abstract jokes of some kind, stupid, i ’ll read it now, i have such a book here, but i'll read it because i need it quickly tell you, forgive me, dear viewers, but nevertheless there is an exam, that is, the topic was presented there, the exam is in progress, the professor tells the student: there are 500 bricks on board the plane, one brick fell out of the plane, how many bricks are left on board? the student says: well, that's easy, 499, the professor says: right, the next question is: how to put an elephant in the refrigerator in

three steps? the student says: first, open the refrigerator, second, put the elephant in there, third, close the refrigerator. professor, okay, how to put deer in the refrigerator in four steps. student, the first is to open the refrigerator, the second is to take out the elephant, the third is to put in the deer, the fourth is to close the refrigerator. next question: it’s the king of beasts lion’s birthday, all the animals came except one, why the student? because the deer is still in the refrigerators, the professor is great, next, can granny walk through a swamp with crocodiles? a student, of course, can, because all the crocodiles are at leo’s birthday party, professor, okay, and now the last question, grandma walked through, walked through an empty swamp, but still died, what happened to her, student, she drowned, professor. well, no, a brick fell on her, which fell out of the plane for a retake, that is, i always imagined that this is who sits and makes up such jokes, and there, well, there’s like one joke, when

a guy is lying at home on the couch and doesn’t call to the girl, hello, hi, she says, hi, i say, what are you doing, she says, nothing, i’m home alone, my parents left, they’ll only arrive tomorrow, he says, maybe i’ll go to will i come to you? she says: come on, come on, he says we’ll drink wine there, maybe? come on, let's watch a movie, yes, she says, come on, come on, let's massage each other , yes, she says, come on, let's kiss, yes, come on, let's make love, come on, come on, who is it? ? son, it means two friends are meeting, and he says, what’s wrong with you, he says, your eyes are so huge, he says, son, son, i had a son, can you imagine, after five daughters i had a son, after five daughters son, he

says who he looks like, like you or there or at his wife, he says, but we haven’t looked him in the face yet, some jokes that can be called anecdotal happened, what did you have? yes, of course, we showed them, uh, what happened in our lives, with kamyzyaks, we pulled out the stage, no, no, and we showed them in such a way that it was clear from your command there how it all happens, well, here there was a case when we wrote a song competition about a migration service worker and an illegal immigrant about love, yes, i remember that, this song, and i think we left somewhere in baku with on tour, we’re lying in the hotel, we just arrived and a woman calls azamat and yells at him into the phone, why did you write about me? the number turns out to be in kamyzyak, a woman who worked in the migration service, she fell in love with an illegal immigrant and everything there is based on a song, she taught her to play chess, that’s all, how we got there five times, probably for a song, she watches on tv , so yes they are in general,

what are they, she immediately thinks that there is a rat in her team, something just a plum, they knew about the chess player, only the two of us, you know, this is a game for two, i remember, uh, at the time when these... all the promotions were, look under the lid, that is, the games were there, you know, and two of my friends told me, they come to the village store, but there it’s all like this, you know, like there’s a village shop in the village, and that means everything in these here are the winnings and there, how many cars, an apartment there in general, a bunch of other prizes, some caps there, and that means you can also win a few liters of this drink there they took the bottle and opened it. if any of them are watching, and there under the cap it says 3 liters, that is, and there you can win nothing there, that is, you buy a small bottle, they bought a liter and there is 3 liters, and that means they approach this seisk this saleswoman, she’s such

a portly girl, you know so all cheerful, they come up and say: oh, what is she, she says, about 3 years old, is she, what, 3 years old? he says like what? well, 3 liters, well, you have everything here, there are cars, apartments, caps, you can win there, as many as three, as many as 5, as 10 liters, the promotion is 3 liters. she looks sees that he is 3 years old, he says, come on, she, what should i give you, he says, well, what should i give, they are already starting, well, 3 years old, this is the game, she, and no, i don’t play such games, mishanka, and there are some regional ones like that , remember the joke, it comes to me right away, but it’s still old, i don’t know, it’s some kind of, probably, soviet joke about shuttle diplomacy, they ask, what is shuttle diplomacy? he says: well, let’s say,

let’s say i need to marry rockefeller’s wife to a simple siberian peasant, i i’m going to siberia, to the village, i find a crazy guy there, i say, do you want to marry rockefeller’s daughter, well, i beg you, we have a lot of our own girls here, cool, why do i need this from some new york girl, yes, but she’s up to. .. “that’s what got me,” and then i go to the board of a swiss bank, i say: if you want a simple siberian guy to be a member of the board, you’re crazy, yes, but he’ll take rockefeller, that’s my business, then i’ll go to rockefeller, i say, you want your daughter to marry a simple siberian man, in our family everyone financiers. jews, yes, but he is a member of the board of a swiss bank, he says: wait a second,

susie, come here, mr. kissinger, i found you a groom, this is a member of the board of a swiss bank, she says, ugh, these financiers, they are all dead, yes, but this a siberian man, yes, of course, this changes things, it changes when a russian belarusian and a kazakh end up on a desert island, also an old joke... and the belarusian starts gardening there, his potatoes are all as they should be, everything is growing, russian there he got some cattle, so somehow they, they meet, they say, let’s unite into one household, we’ll live together, we’ll have everything, everything, they unite , there’s a knock on the door, the door opens, a kazakh is standing there, saying: hello, i’m your new district police officer, a policeman, young, that means, everyone , the lieutenant was so green, he was messing around with

makarov somewhere, he was standing in an outfit there in a prison guard and lost it somewhere, now hand over the outfit, now a new one will arrive there, the same kind of flyer, but he’s looking for it and it’s not there anywhere, he i already have and i lost the gun, what do i need putin, lord, he’s looking, they’re sorting everything out there, pussy, he’s looking, he’s opened all the bedside tables, in the closet, on the windowsill, nowhere at all, in the hallway, in general, and he’s just panicking, that’s it, there’s no service weapon, that’s it, now they’ll deprive him of his rank, there in general, what else will there be, where is everything. no gun, no, that’s it, and he’s already where, where was i, where was i, what did i do, what was i doing, god, what could i do, i smoked, i smoked, that’s right, he crawls out into the street and crawls under the bench next to this smoking room stinks of bulls, in general he’s just crawling on the grass in ironed trousers, where are you pistol he got dark there, looked there with his hands , he completely got out of it, his hands were all black with it, he returned there again under the bench there, everything fell out like that. she

has a makarov in her green bucket and he’s crawling there, and this uncle, a policeman, comes up and this is not your gun, but he’s looking at it, no, i lost mine , jokes, tv series. come on, oh, no, turkish tv series, now, you know, like that, now i started telling some dominance in turkish, it would be funny, the second part of the joke, when the guy is lying on the sofa and a girl calls him, he picks up the phone, she says to him: hi, he says, hi, what are you doing, nothing, she says, i’m lying on the sofa, she says, my parents left, only tomorrow, hello, maybe you’ll come, he says, come on , come on, she says, let's watch tv, yes, come on, let's drink wine, yes

, come on, let's massage each other, yes, come on, let's kiss, yes, come on, let's make love, he understood the hint , i’m leaving to sum up our conversation, yes, look, look, despite despite the fact that you are not a fisherman, neither are we both.

we are united, it’s still humor, and the fact that we played in kvn was generally great there, well, thank god, we didn’t hear something about it somewhere, so i would like to address our viewers, maybe maybe after today's episode or right now you will still remember about some friend of yours, just call him or write, i think that this will only make everything more positive for everyone, for you, and of course for your friend, everything. keep your friendship, tell each other funny stories and anecdotes, this should make everyone a little more positive, in fact , this is what podcast jokes exist for, so we say goodbye to you for today, thank you, dear friends, thank you, friends, for watching us, see you again, bye .

hello, this is a podcast deception of substances with you olesya nosova, editor-in-chief of komsomolskaya pravda, and with me the famous endocrinologist zuhra sharipovna pavlova. we decided to talk about a hype topic: do we need doctors, doctors, doctors, when there is an excellent search engine, when there is artificial intelligence and so on. here is zukhra sharipovna, from the heights, so to speak, of the internet, what can you do? to say on this topic, it won’t be very possible to do without a doctor, although some things can be solved, but statistical ones, but less need to be done in hospitals, this artificial intellectual history copes well with this, but as for making a diagnosis, collecting an anamnesis ,

examination survey, this is a doctor, well, i’ll give an example, again to this thesis, and what do people most often look for on the internet, yeah, information about headache, stomach pain, cough, fever, fatigue, weight change, skin change and so on and so forth, to be honest, these symptoms seem to me to be suitable for almost all diseases, except water in the knees, yes, what was there in this wonderful work, well, a headache. when i ask a person if you have a headache, i’ll ask where it hurts, how often it hurts, when it first appeared, it’s aching, it’s stabbing, it’s pressing, it’s bursting, does your face turn red, does it hurt anywhere? -anything else, does it give away? where is this pain, is it accompanied by tinnitus, does your eyes hurt, what did you eat

before, did you sleep well, well, that is, everything, everything is yes, that is, in artificial intelligence - this is not an issue. but the patient will not ask this question to artificial intelligence, so this is the extraction of information - this is such a medical consequence and this medical consequence is like cards in a puzzle, they put together the whole picture, and even after carefully questioning and examining everything about the person, you still don’t will you treat him, well, unless it’s a vital situation, right now , if it’s some kind of appendicitis or something else, bleeding, then... you will definitely send the person for examination, and you know what he needs to be tested and what is not needed, if just fill in, say, abdominal pain, abdominal pain, yes, well , this artificial intelligence will give something out there, and if you describe the symptoms, or suppose there is a lump in the throat, yes it often comes.