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today you will have the opportunity, he will be alone, all the information is on your phone. atapov will kill him, there is a fortune teller at his house, new episodes from monday on the first. good evening everyone again, i’m dmitry borisov, our exclusive, today’s home archive.
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here is the window of the room where the light appeared, i remember this window well for the rest of my life, though on the other side, in general this house is unique, according to legend, this house was built by chaliapin for his close relative, some say for his niece, some say that even closer he had this etanitsa, she was an actress, immediately after the great patriotic war a maternity hospital was located in this house. and it’s interesting, this is how fate is predetermined, there’s a superstructure on the roof, and there chaliapin made a theater for his relative, but i don’t remember the theater, i was very small then, i was 3 days old, i remember very well how i saw the light, the children were crying, and my mother told me: when the light appeared, and my mother
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told me that when i appeared, i laughed, now i can conceive, i remember inaccurately, but i remember when i was 3 days old, yes, mikhail nikolaevich, he seems to say with a serious look, he seems to remember how he was born, well, the artist, it was important for him to be close to the house where he was born, when they had a period with their daughter separation was essentially temporary, well, forced to study, everything else, he so touchingly addressed not...
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at some point that he was leaving, but he could not, could not accept, we do not know what he was worried about, how it hurt him or scary, i just gathered all my strength and courage until the last moment, so as not to frighten my loved ones, including them myself supported, but lenochka, she also did a lot, she sometimes wrote to me, she said, irochka, maybe you can find me some video or some stories like that, well, i want to support mikhail’s spirit, everything is positive, everything is so easy, you need to understand that mikhail nikolaevich was, by and large, the only man in the family, until the last moment he tried to organize everything in such a way that their life would continue to be as calm as possible, and in the end, everyone talked again, all his favorite women, everyone talked , but there wasn’t as much tension there as there could be.
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they also showed him that everything would be fine, and i know, i just know this first-hand, that no one was left offended, he made sure that all the women were fine. yes, now we have the opportunity,
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thanks to our meeting today, yes, to see very personal footage, so that there is an opportunity. thank you very much for sharing your memories, for showing us this unique, true archive of families, the archive of the daughters, wives of mikhail nikolaevich, this is important, this is it, today we had a different kind of fervor,
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yes, not the one we were used to, those who didn’t know him closely, but a real fervent, now we know, it’s important that the fire burns. you can get together like this, and he’s still with us, yes, mikhail zadornov is a legend of humor. amazing people, we are ready at any moment to forgive those we have offended and everyone we owe. he has been on stage for more than 30 years and talked to us about... no matter what, only ours, running across the street at a red light, can be asleep by an oncoming person running across the street, we have collected the most long live what made us, the complete collection of the best issues of the legendary
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writer satirist, what country can see the life behind this, it’s not just funny, what are you saying? at the end of the eighties, i noticed that my jokes were coming true, i would joke about something, come up with something, something completely paradoxical, hop, was realized in life, even viewers who noticed that my jokes were coming true send me such letters, write at least something good might come true, i tried, it didn’t work out, that ’s the name of this essay, well, that’s what they call me some, predictedzamus, so, first of all, the stars in the sky for now...
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drive all the poor out of the country, psychics will still successfully treat the healthy, well done, just well done, you know, very few people react to this phrase, psychics will master a new a type of personal injury, tooth extraction based on photographs, as well as the removal of a criminal record based on an identikit, but as part of the fight against smoking, the ministry of health warns, the production of cigarettes with reduced content, cigarettes in a pack, will be launched; medicines will benefit only those who sell them. state duma deputies will speak with charity event: provide all pensioners with free travel on public transport from 2 to 4 am.
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art critics will delight, oh, delight with their discoveries. first, the sitter who posed will finally be found. shame on you, shame on you, pbrj made vases and necklaces, everyone thought about the same thing, that’s it, i’m pleased that people joined
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the game i started on television, i’m watching something, sharing my observations with the audience, many people have joined this game, i have already said that a lot of letters have accumulated... mail, many with good observations, sometimes these letters alarm me, because the letters arrive without naturally punctuation marks, many write in email, and it alarms me: when at the end he writes with respect, while, probably, i have a little headache, but well, it’s so hard to live when you notice everything, someone else will pass by, and i laughed when i read an advertisement in the newspaper for alcoholism point inexpensive forever, i read in church, preferably believers are needed for candles. in the bookstore barbie cardboard in
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glue it together in brackets, and this is another singing pelzimuha sang, with melancholy, the main thing is with melancholy, i emphasize, with melancholy, our planes missed each other in the sky, well, of course, if they hadn’t missed each other, in general, it would have been more fun, of course. and this dj made me happy: my wife alena has a silver wedding today, alena does not, tell her my favorite song: i love you marina, there is a banner over the dmitrovskoe highway, a lada at the price of the factory, the village of pytalovo on the border with latvia.
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but of course the interesting thing is that now after these speeches in which i shared similar observers, a lot of letters came, people began to notice too, this is encouraging, novosibirs, secondary school in the teachers' room, it is written, children are at school. you are allowed to beat only in self-defense, such a country can see the life behind this, it’s not just funny that you, here are quotes from the investigative reports, what the police write, citizen stepanov was detained for following citizen ivanova for two blocks and obscenely admiring her figures, this...
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fell on the roof of a barn, pierced the roof, fell on citizen sidorov, 22 years old, and citizen fedorov, 25 years old, who lay there completely naked, without any ulterior motive, the highest literature, from one personnel department is sent by a person who hires and demands that they fill out questionnaires, one of... those who wanted to get a job wrote: children
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i don’t have any other bad habits, other, i regularly have my own personal car, it needs to be treated, third, if you hire me, i swear you will remember this more than once, i read newspapers diagonally, just to smile. i can't seriously perceive, i wrote out a few, yes, i also like, you know, to read not the articles themselves, the names of the notes, that’s enough, here you go, a few notes that i saw recently in different newspapers, an unknown mold is conquering the subway, this should be sent to hollywood, they are a film bruce willis will be filmed fighting mold. i almost shed a tear here, i read this article,
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a colombian drug lord, what a twist, he died in a moscow intensive care unit, i can’t, let me finish, he died in a moscow intensive care unit because of a hungover russian driver, tell me how one can perceive all this, it’s only a slavish mindset that can... allow one to believe it, i feel sorry for, for example, the colombian drug defense became, well, the kid was cool, okay, he survived in all the world-class showdowns. i believe that if there was a nomination for the most frightening title in a newspaper, this article should have been awarded a prize, in the moscow river, in the summer there was this article, in the moscow river, maybe many people remember, piranhas appeared due to the heat ,
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already a thriller. did not eat the fallen one sunstroke from the bridge of a traffic cop with a stick, a cap and bribes. amazing people, we have unemployment and a shortage of jobs. amazing people, we are ready at any moment to forgive those we have offended and everyone we owe. but there are already a lot of them. you know, i know by the reaction how many there are in the room at once, because it’s ours who reacts when he recognizes himself in everything. and i'm on my own. i wrote a lot, no, well, there’s no need to laugh at others like that, we were so happy right away, amazing people, we are uneducated, but like no one else, we do crossword puzzles, there are few of them, okay, further, lazy, but energetic, we get tired on vacation, rest at work, this crawl space is already full of them, the rest don’t
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work at all, as i understand it, we are amazing people, sometimes it’s easier for us to invent an all-terrain vehicle than this... write it all down , write down, we are lethargic, we are lethargic, but emotional, we think twice a day, the rest of the time we experience what we thought during these two times, but if we think, then powerfully with the whole body, if our person, they noticed, twitched under the table feet, he was deep in thought about something, at the same time, most of us are tormented
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by three-pronged russian questions: what to do, where to send it all and how to lose weight by overeating at night. and this is all, this is all, this is the whole hall, we are amazing people, we don’t hate the west, yet we imitate it in everything, what primitive films they have, we are indignant, these films are not for us, these are for single-celled people, at the same time , we watch with rapture how at the end of the film, the main character, not just a closet, but a closet with mezzanines, is now taking a deep breath to read the next one. the main character at the end of the film after of the final massacre at an empty nuclear test site , he kisses the heroine-hostage with bloody lips among the corpses of enemies and piles of fading nuclear warheads that crashed into his head, in which a concussion, much less a brain, cannot occur. to a new apartment,
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we don’t know what to do in advance, wash it or light it, or first let the cat in, and then light it together with the cat, and then wash it together with the one who lit it, strange people, most of us are sure that meeting a dead person on the road in the morning to happiness, with a hunchback to health, with a chimney sweep to money, with a lame, hunched over man. to great health, and if you take out the trash can from home in the evening, then in the morning there will be no money in the house, many are just trying to make money by doing this, waiting for the money to come without taking out the trash can, although life has repeatedly convinced us that if not, that there is only one unmistakable omen, if you do not take
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a bucket out of the house at night, this is my omen, it always comes true, but... what will smell bad, we sometimes express our most tender feelings in the most uncensored words, it generally seems to me that we don't need swearing as much for insulting each other, as much as for the artistic perception of life, because only ours can, standing on the bank of the river, in the evening, at sunset, curse the sunny road out of admiration. we are so paradoxical that on holidays we wish each other happiness in our family and personal lives. wait, woman, by the way, only we have a gender appeal, man, woman with a carrot, wait, we are conducting
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a public opinion poll, woman, what can you say about love, ugh, i don’t know, i’m the husband i have never cheated, we are amazing people, we praise each other with words like terribly beautiful, terribly. then with the dream that someday we will definitely be lucky, and we will still meet on the way to the cemetery a hunchbacked, chrome-colored chimney sweep in a coffin with a full bucket of garbage, and we will
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definitely meet at dawn, although we ourselves get up at 11, it doesn’t happen that a person was in your life, now he disappears, even if he dies, in this girl he almost doesn’t recognize the child who 5 years ago lost the most precious thing, his mother, i don’t think that i am without her. i have a pile of memories, but this is my mother. yulia nachalova died very young, at 38, leaving her beloved daughter, vera, to her parents and ex-husband. i said that, unfortunately, i have very difficult news for you, that mom is no longer with us, what he experienced at that moment, that evening, only he knows, it’s a big responsibility to tell your child that his mother i didn't. how did your only daughter, yulia, survive this loss, what path did she take?
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exclusive with dmitry borisov next saturday on the first. borbon stersman - lar group product, mankatcher whiskey, stellar group product, сnop gin, stellar group product, montechoca cognac, stellar group product, castro rum, stellar group product. i receive a lot of interesting letters, now i only have 12 or 13 thousand of these letters unread in my email, but i really don’t have time, but sometimes i read them, and i must tell you
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that i again live with the hope that everything is wrong bad in the country, a lot of interesting people send their observations, share some of their thoughts, a lot of feedback about mine statements about western education reform, about how, in general, thanks to this reform, our education began to decline. and especially, you know, there are many from the baltic states, the baltic states were the first, and lithuania, estonia, and latvia were the first to dive into western education reform, there is an obvious decline in education, a latvian boy, for example, was asked on television, do you know who hitler is? he said: “i know, this is the striker of the german national football team. after all, we don’t have such specimens yet. a friend of mine was also sitting, also a latvian, watching with his daughter tv, there was a chaplin film on, and he said, “we need some tricks, how did he do that? and his daughter says: dad, this is computer filming, that’s it, latvian, the girl is serving us at the song festival in jurmala,
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and she’s so pretty i ask , what is your name? she says: laura, i say: oh, petrarch dedicated his sanets to you, she looks at me, like that, she says, how much vodka will you order, they think that i’ve had too much to drink, since i ask such questions, even latvians, educated much better than education in the west, still something happened to them because of this influence from the west, as if everyone had fallen into a trap, an intelligent latvian says to me: you are an aggressive russian, i say why, he gives me a brilliant phrase, you attacked swedes near poltava, i tell them, what about you, how did they end up there, have you thought? a... moments of spring in brackets. a feature film about how soviet intelligence officers interfered with work.
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gestapa, when our people go to estonia, they then return full of impressions. i recently received a call from a businessman from riga who i went to tallinn from riga and the estonian traffic police stopped him because he was speeding, well, you’re russian with a temperament, but he can’t drive according to estonian signs, they stopped him, they don’t take things like that, they don’t take them abroad, in they don’t take it to america, and we won’t take it, and the estonian is very... he doesn’t take such a bribe, he issues a fine, well, why should our businessman go to another city, pay somewhere, well , he won’t, he’s a russian thinker, i’m proud our guys, he says to the estonian, what a cool pen you have, listen, but i have no, i’m saving up pens, sell it to me, he says how much, he says, well, i ’d give 100 dollars, he says, maybe i’ll sell it for a stop, and he sold it, ours stuck the pen in, it
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’s worth it, and he says, oh what will i write with? our guy says: you can buy a pen from me, he says: no, it’s expensive, go ahead, i don’t understand the situation in syria, the syrians are bombing. america has now declared russia the most unfavorable country to live in, because you see russia is against gays, what happens, i don’t understand that those who are against russia are gay, that’s why obama doesn’t like russia? i'm not at all
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i understand why those who hate jews, that ’s right, are called anti-semi, that’s right, those who hate blacks are racists, that’s right, but why i don’t understand, those who can’t stand russians, human rights activists, americans, i don’t understand at all what they were taught at school, are they really stupid, did they really not know before the arrival of the chelyabinsk meteorite that there were other cities in russia besides moscow and st. petersburg, only the woman meteorite... it turns out that chelyabinsk still exists, they were so surprised when they found out that in some chelyabinsk there are more auto recorders on cars than in all over america, when they started wandering around our youtube, watching these videos recorded during the fall of the mediorite, oh, they learned so much about russia, the americans realized that it was better not to mess with us, that yes, and they had a comment, one of the first when
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a meteorite hit us. when suddenly these videos, filmed by car recorders, camera cameras, and americans started popping up all over the networks , this cool comment was on their network: the russians recorded the fall of some piece of meteorite from who knows how many angles, but we fucking americans don’t have a single recording, like a plane falling on the pentagon. this is the main motto of the american oil pumpers: you have oil, we are coming to you, and you know what ’s interesting, they always bomb in the name of democracy, amazing, democracy is the most profitable product for the americans, especially if democracy is exported to countries where there is oil, super , here are the pygmies,
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you know, there is no democracy. none of the americans thought to bring the aircraft carrier to the penguins and start bombing them. i call them the americans , the outhouse gladiators of the blissosphere. i don’t know what i just said, it doesn’t matter, well, it’s beautiful, you must agree, always and if something happens, he starts a bomb out of love for humanity, that is, you know, cannibals are also, to some extent, lovers of humanity. cannibals are sitting, can you imagine, around a fire, eating human flesh, above them is the slogan, we love people, an amazing degree of hypocrisy, we will establish a no-fly air zone over the rainy season, i didn’t get into this at first, it turns out, tell me honestly, we will bomb, that’s it, no, political correctness , i call this political correctness, political correctness is a disguised truth, it
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is politically correct to bomb, but to say that we are bombing... politically correct, transporting blacks from africa into slavery without their consent is normal, calling them blacks is not good, but impolite, it offends blacks, at the same time. you can style with a whip, the main thing is not to avoid a negro word, normally, and in africa, the blacks call themselves blacks, in america it is a badger. i have a question: how much do you have to hate blacks for this word to be considered profanity? they came up with a black one instead of a black man at first. my question is, do they really think black is less offensive. then we moved in and realized that black insult, they came up with a new replacement for the afro. was born between africa and america, it’s in the pacific ocean, he was conceived, it got to the point
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of ridiculousness, in africa, american tourists called local blacks, the aborigines , african americans, it’s normal, they were so surprised why they said, they brought yours here from america. with my light hand the game on the internet began, at one speech i gave examples of american laws, but it is impossible to serve without tears, but, for example, such a triumph of legal absurdity is prohibited in new york hunt for rabbits from the tram, but i really want to, but he doesn’t feed me bread, give me from the tram. bring all the rabbits there. in idaho, it is illegal to fish while sitting on a camel. i really wanted it too, yes. and in alabama you get a fine or 3 days in jail if you tie
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an alligator to a fire hydrant. these are real laws, i’m not making anything up, you know how they appear. why, why does all this appear? because insurance companies lobby for laws. well, for example, in alaska there is a law prohibiting waking up a bear in winter in order to take a photograph, you understand why, because bears really don’t like it, there’s nothing left from the camera, not from the photographer, in principle, and insurance companies have to pay money, but they don’t want to, this is the law they’re passing, in chicago firefighters are prohibited carry a woman out of a fire, if she is undressed, like that, fire, get dressed, come on, get dressed, and you understand why, because he touches the naked body, she will sue him, that is, cut a little money from the benefactor, monica lewinsky syndrome. u they don’t have the word decency, they have the word law-abiding, what is according to the law
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is decency. in chicago, by the way, it is prohibited to detonate nuclear devices within the city. fine $500. in los angeles it is forbidden to beat your wife, carefully, listen, beat your wife with a belt wider than two inches, they measured exactly two inches, that's it, one and a half, normal, give her a full whipping, wider than two inches, i haven't finished yet.
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equals four, they can't multiply by 3:14, it's complicated, slide rules, they they don’t know what it is, what a preparation station is, they don’t know, so four, this is normal on the calculators for primacy in this triumph of legal absurdity.
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in the state of alabama there is a law that begins with the following words: dogs are prohibited, dogs, and there all dogs. than 300 m to the church, not only are they literate dogs, they also walk around with tape measures, and they read the dog law, rewinded 300 m and away they went, i would give second place for this law, third. for the law in texas, and the first one
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is a miracle, now listen to how you you will react and understand from this reaction that we will not be like that, in california cats are prohibited, that’s also good, cats read too, everyone in california, appear on the pavements after sunset if they do not have light reflectors behind them. yes, i saw two american women, recently on a trip, one asked the other a brilliant question: what do you think is the correct way to say: iran or iraq? they are fighting ignorance against injustice. that's why i don't want the russian people to say, okay, so that they don't even connect to this energy, they are today. on earth they behave like this, here they are in charge, their
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president is the boss, and i understand only one thing, their next task is korea, all the films about james bond today, content james bond defeats korea, they are already preparing their silver carp for a new war, a dream we, but to this i can only answer one thing, i told you about our energy, i will now answer them very indecently, i hope they will show it on television, their energy is like... ugh, what kind of energy is this, and we are half-hearted today i want to show them half of my hand along with my finger, what is the snow for me, what is the heat for me, what is the pouring rain for me, when... friends are with me,
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tonight in our studio gathered exactly those who have experienced know exactly what a true faithful friend is, i believe that friendship must necessarily go through testing go through, i had an operation, it lasted 12 hours, igor comes, comes to me, i played a melody, in the morning he called and dictated the verses of the song “my friend”. it’s great, my friend, in general there could be conflicts every second. but the horror is that with mikhail mikhailovich it is impossible quarrel. friendship, you know, often begins with respect. all these years that we have been friends, i carry seryoga’s guitar with him. we are our own people, we are not just friends, we are our wives, our sisters. we are already like lenin's parties, twin brothers. the voices are similar, sometimes even confused. leshchenko loves you all. if a friend turns out to be a friend. neither a friend nor an enemy, but so,
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look after the program time, pechora vodka, a stellar group product, veda vodka, a stellar group product, old barrel cognac, a lar group product, steersman bourbon, a stellar group product mancacher whiskey is a product of stellor group in the new season, in the first one, a woman is killed and we are talking the devil about what and the heart didn’t break. do you know how it breaks so only the shoulder is given away and the elbow is pulled, well, let’s speculate , let’s say you’re a mole, you’re wanted , there’s an orientation to you all points of the soviet union and no matter how good
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the whole version goes to hell, the man was with a stutter suddenly speaks like cicero, i really hope that you don’t have to blame yourself for not wanting to... help, you are very good shooter, hello, colonel kostenko, confrontation, premiere based on the legendary book
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by yulian semyonov, they are terribly offended, the americans say why are you laughing at us so much, i say, what can we take from you if you congratulate each other on...
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even those who know english have a hard time understanding the americans, because they took it like a hot potato in their mouth and it doesn’t matter to them, you know, he’s the public of the earth, all the americans ask our people how to get there? ours understand that they understood from this, in general, nothing, because they have been in america for a long time, ours to him. the american got angry, he is the navel of the earth, they bomb whoever they want, he is still real, ours are still sincere, the american got angry, slammed the door and left, i am proud of ours, one says to the other: so what, his english helped him in america, we are a paradoxical people, we
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even have a paradoxical language, now we’ll have to think about it, it will be difficult, look, the names of other nationalities, sochi women are sitting on the beaches, i like it so much, our women have seen enough of hollywood films, they put on hollywood swimsuits, thongs, women laugh, guys, not everyone knows what this means, men, i’ll explain to you now, wait,
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wait, exactly what i said, let me finish, but you know, here are the women, they’re wearing these thongs... first i’ll show you how they sit, i not an artist, they studied the way they studied in hollywood, you know, so the flies catch their wives, but the flies, as i already said, we have special ones, you know, i spent the night in the jungle on a mason in a hammock and they ask me later, and mikhail nikolovich, what are you saying, how are flies, mosquitoes, their flies and mosquitoes shlyta compared to ours, our flies are already chomping, when they sit on our body, now i ’ll tell you what a man’s thong is, which means, by definition, these are swimsuits, strings that are not visible at all in the slavic female body while she is sitting, okay, but when she gets up, these are two cakes ate a thread,
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this is this, this is such a batch of jellied meat with cellulite, it goes into the sea. and i think, my god, i remember, my grandmother will throw jellied meat on my plate like that, and he’s shaking so much, they send me clippings, quotes from the children’s essays of our schoolchildren, god, from these poor young people, from whom, from whom who became the educators, hollywood, pop music, casinos, well, everything was mixed up in their heads, pushkin consolidated with... konchirovy, how he did it, in what way to understand, bugachev had powerful charisma, that’s the kind of charisma he has, i’m proud peter i, he fought against fascism. chatsky is the one who stuck around in chat rooms. you know, cia director, in
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the early fifties, dallos said an amazing phrase, so precise, he said: “the slavs cannot be defeated by war, we understood this, for thousands of years, the slavs can be corrupted, we will give them false ideals, they will win on their own myself. that’s what western education reform is doing, that’s what can defeat us.” having traveled around our long-suffering country, i wrote down the following words of freaks: the store was called in one place shopchik, in altai, forestry, top forest, well, foresters, they they walk without elevators, you understand, because it’s inconvenient for them to go into elevators, they opened a fish boutique in moscow, how do you like it, have you ever eaten fish from arma or are carp crucians from cardin crazy, absolutely on the pizzeria door. kuduzovsky
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prospekt urgently requires a cook, pizzulian. this is a freak, not a pizza chef. but poltava broke this record. oh, in poltava, i was there recently, there’s a pizzeria where in some cases they give you two pizzas, they give you two pizzas in one hand. written: tu pi. it’s written in our letters, stupid, and there are a lot of people under this name, in the city of omsk, a sandwich, i don’t know who this monster was born with, but the name of this sandwich is makhryak, this video is from...
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by, we are incomputably capable people with a lost program, only our man can catch up with the bus, if not on this stop, then the next one, for sure, a woman was robbed on the bus, her wallet with her salary, a small salary, but she was sobbing, then earned her blood, she sobbed so much that some man could not stand it and gave her 50 rubles. as a result, the entire bus chipped in. and even the conductor took the money from the cash register and gave it to her, only our man, the gift wrapping,
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the gift wrapping, maybe, maybe open it carefully, carefully, so that he could give it to someone else later, men, men, men, don’t listen any further. terrible phrase: only our men go to their mistress to drink, and the women are happy, only here we consider that the party was a success if all the guests ran to the store three times during the night, lost their voices, the door needs to be repaired, glass needs to be installed, it was a success, moreover, the neighbors called the police, the police came, they gave her a drink ... they also think that the party was a success, only our men, only our men can
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play chess on the beach in the deepest sleep, drunk and sunburned with wet panties on their heads , only our men can wash a purchase worth four. times more than the cost purchases, only ours can bet on a box of vodka that he will stop drinking, only ours, after drinking half a liter in thirty-degree heat , sings, oh frost, frost, only the russians have the expression beautiful, even put it in a coffin,
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they could, no one bothered you , she says, i returned to the jeep, they ask her, how did you try to change the tights, this, they tell her, it’s impossible, she says, it worked before, only ours, running across the street at a red light, can be hit by an oncoming person running across, only ours in the fog, being behind driving, in the fog, while driving, leaning out of... this is how two people drove towards each other, a unique people, only ours, not knowing a single language, can explain with their hands everything they need, the french lady almost cried when our hands explained to her that he wanted mineral water without gas, but with lemon, with his hands, yes, he said minerali vasser, he said in french, minerali
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vasser, so you understand, so that, but listen, with this, here i depicted the pancreas when lemon gets into it, when i i was flying to khavarsk, sturdesa woke me up with the words: you won’t regret it, look how the passenger sleeps, only a russian can sleep on an airplane. on the chair, on his stomach, you can imagine how much beer he drank, that his bulge coincided with this bulge, while we laugh like that, there is still hope that we will find our own head, and the fact that our people know how to laugh at themselves , i ’ll prove it to you now, this is what i’ll say, it’s about all
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of us, and about me, and about you, only our man, when... he has to get up at 6 in the morning, sets the alarm clock for 5:50, so that when he wakes up, feel the buzz for 10 more minutes. and will definitely oversleep, i was in novosibirsk, and novosibirsk is an iconic city for russia, novosibirs is the center of russia, geographically, and its central square is the very center of russia, here in the very center of russia on the central square of the central city of novosibirsk is a poster,
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in large letters 15 years, but what a... long live that through which we, in spite of everything, thank you, everything. hello, the program is on air, ekaterina andreeva is in the studio, the main event day. they were transported from state to state, put in a punishment cell, and almost killed, which is what roman seleznev, who was released as a result of a recent exchange, had to endure in american prisons, exclusive.

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