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tv   Luchshe vsekh  1TV  August 17, 2024 7:15pm-9:01pm MSK

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here is the task for the third round. in russia , a special wooden katka was traditionally used to prepare the dough. while the dough was rising, this katka was covered with a cloth. what was this cloth called? i should remember what this katka was called: ah-ah-ah, well , it's okay, a man should always start forward! what's at home, everyone is alive and well, everyone is alive and well, wife, children, everything is fine, wife, children, everyone is with me, everyone is here in the studio, who is present, my wife is here in the studio, where, where, where, wife, nina, so what, wife, nina, do you want i married her, no, well, go where with empty hands, and i have a daughter here. but i
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need two, thank you, he came with me to support me, my wife, well , my wife - that goes without saying, so a folk ensemble. cossack songs: a little horse, under a high window, under a wide window, a snow-white cherry tree is blooming, past this cherry tree, past this hut, a guy... the right one will come for the first time, past
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this thing, past this hut, a gravel guy is walking for the first time, he will come up, look, look in the window, nothing will be missing, the curtain will go away, the roof. the cherry tree returns again, and he goes, dries up, he remembers bromine, returns to the cherry again, what kind of cherry is this, what kind of cat is this, what kind of baby is this by the window, what is it, the heart. there is no peace and the road worker lies
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on, what is it, the heart has no peace, and lies on the road brother, i will sarvo daisy, i will sit down and tell fortunes, you say daisy not giving, you say daisy. natasha loves, my dear one loves, and tell me daisy, does natasha love, does she love, my dear one, under the high window, under the wide window, the snow-white cherry blossoms,
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well, my dear, 750 points, letter a from. i i want to thank gordienko mikhail petrovich and maslov vladimir vasilyevich for providing sponsorship 550 points letter and open from the district administration i want to give a picture as a symbol of our vorobyovsky district where it is gifts to the studio here. i also want to give gifts from my
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family, a hand-made table made of epoxy resin, my son konstantin made it and chess. well, 750 points, letter k, open, three correctly guessed letters give you the right to two boxes, two boxes to the studio, which box you open, left, open any, yeah, plus sector on the drum, which letter to open, the first letter. i wanted to ask, is he married and cooks well? very well, and do you have an apartment or a house? house, private house, do you make the bread yourself or buy it? buy it, did grandma bake bread in samara? grandma always baked and still bakes, 350 points. letter: sha, open the body
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in which the dough rises and on top is the fabric. body, what is it called? prize sector on the drum. i play on. 2,000 points. letter l, which one? l, which one. el. you can. how do you will you spin? dear man. okay, well tell me gulnera. this is big. yes, yes, they saw you off, of course, everyone was really rooting for me.
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it's just some kind of devil knows what? tell me, my dear, where are you from? i'm from the moscow region, the urban-type settlement of sofrina. you're already retired, don't be afraid, of course, well , everything is fine at home or everything is fine at home, well, thank god, and i worked as a driver, 32 years old, i like to fish, gifts to the studio, here's a picture for you, i made it with my own hands. i assembled it, and these are gifts from my garden, this is myself, herself, greetings from the programs, of course, what is the talk about in nizhnevartochka, to my daughter ilena, grandchildren
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alexey and vitaly, friends of lidiya sergey, bright kaliningrad, there i have a daughter ilina and a daughter evgeniya. evgeya, please congratulate her, today she gave birth to a son, that is, a grandson , a grandson, a grandson, what was the name, no, i don’t know yet, i don’t know, oh, guys, congratulations to you, what a joy, three o’clock in the morning was born, 3 o’clock a person was born, i only handed it over to three grandchildren there in bright, but i have four more and four great-grandchildren there. i won’t name them all, there are many, sofrina, gromov - these are my neighbors, these are my guardian angels, to katerina, alexandra, natalia and yuri, be healthy to all, gifts to
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the studio, these are our national drinks, they are made from natural products. komys, no, there is maxim, it is made from barley, well, it is similar to russian kvass, oh, from our program, from the first channel, from the poletv television company, gifts from the third three players to the studio, and for those who played until the finals did not make it, these mugs, who wanted to say what, i want to say hello to all my relatives, friends and acquaintances, colleagues at work. letter 153 section 3337, but i want to send a special greeting to my wonderful mother-in-law, she is turning 84 in a few days, this is a dear person close to me, leonita arkadyevich, she loves
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watching your program, please congratulate her, what is her name, hello, tell her, maria petrovna, marya petrovna, from all of us, may you live 100 years. here is one you have, god bless you, and can i congratulate my mother, my mother also has a birthday, here are the days. "mommy, i love you very much, happy birthday, i wish you always smiled, i'm standing here, it's all thanks to you, because you put everything that is here into me, and leonida arkadievich, she doesn't miss a single program, i have a big request, congratulate her, please, well , how can i say it in kyrgyz, congratulations, what's her name, aina razalievna, aina razalievna, " god bless you, you have such a daughter, you are a lucky
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person, it's really such a game, you don't know how everything will turn out, i literally got through - to the second round, i was just so lucky that the turn passed and i guessed the letter, but i hope, that my fate will continue, luck will not turn away from me, and i will go further into the super game , i hope to win the super prize. magamaev, it's me, what's wrong, you can handle it, that they don't believe that it's me, then the artist, goes on stage and the audience just doesn't breathe, when without doing anything, just a person sings, not everyone is given this, believe me, muslim never used foul language in his life, he was brought up differently, a musician, the most intelligent family.
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every minute, every second, for giving me all this, for muslim's birthday magamaeva, tomorrow on the first, vodka veda, a product of the stellor group, cognac old barrel, a product of the stellar group, bourbon stirsman, a product.
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hitler is ready for war, it is about to begin, we have strangers in our village, two men in a black mercedes, i think they are interested in you, you will go with us, most likely you will be sent to the gulag, duels, the illegal life of colonel rybkina, next saturday on the first, having started writing, i seemed to have been resurrected, i worked under my... all my books were for children, i have not written a single line about
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foreign intelligence, which gave 25 years of life. and again on the air capital show field of miracles, to the final! please! here is the task for the final round. what was it called in the urals in the last century? a rich pie, for the preparation of which flour, sugar and other components were measured out in special doses, 450 points, the letter a, open, flour, sugar, other components were measured out with something, 400 points on the drum, letter, letter s, open, 400 points, letter t.
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open three correctly guessed letters, give you the right to two boxes, two boxes in studio, well, let's open it, oh, that's it, 400 points, letter, like, open it, no need to worry. 750 points, letter h'. open the glass and we have a winner in front of us, you scored 4,050 points, and you have a kitchen, what does kitchen mean,
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at my place, here you have, here, there is, well, you have to, yes, very good,
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people will smile at you in response cognac. life try to smile at people and luck and monte shokoka - a product of stellar group. rom castro - a product of stellar group. pechoра vodka. a product of stellar group. veda vodka, a product of stellar group. old barrel cognac. stellar group product.
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el ue, hello everyone, welcome to the show about those who love to ride a bike. and those who know the address of the nearest emergency room, about those who love hematogen and those who know its composition, about those who go to kindergarten and those who go to the garden, this is the biggest show about the children of their parents, the best of all, we do not count any points and do not determine the winner, our task is different: to show the whole country
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cool children and enjoy communicating with them, the first participant u... is already rushing to our sofa, and as you know he is the best, you think dragons don't exist, what are you, they are just not as huge as everyone thinks, you still don't believe it, our next participant will not only tell you about dragons, but will show them , meet young herbologist, vika romanova, over there. who have you come to us with? this is a geek, his name is gosha, but he is a girl, why is it gosha,
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or didn't you know that he was a girl, i didn't know that these girls, even at the pet store they didn't know who he was at all? if you call him masha, won't he run to you, he won't the dog won't run, you say gosha to me, he won't run, he just walks, he lives his own life, you have to pick him up so that he doesn't come to you, some of course do it like this, they show him and he comes, but i grab him right away, that is, it turns out, she doesn't respond to her name, no, and do you know why, no, because she doesn't like to be. when i haven't seen it, it's euglefar, they are almost all yellow, eublifar, i said it right, yes, but it sounds somehow so scary, no, not
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scary, oh, how cute, and does gosha like it when you kiss her? i don't know, but i like it when i kiss her. and how do you know that she likes something? well, she likes it when, for example, she... if you picked her up and she sits quietly with you, that means she likes it, but if she starts running, that means she doesn't like it, she already wants to go to the house, and now she 's tired of sitting here, and after so many kisses she starts to want to go to the house, well , i kiss her, i love her very much, i can kiss her for an eternity, and everyone kisses her in your family, no, only i think it's disgusting to all people in general, and i understand why they think so, goshendi wants in the house, gosha is a little tired, so
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we'll send her to rest, we'll continue the conversation with vika tete-tete. does your goshandiya like it when it's light in the house or when it's dark? eglifar, a twilight animal, it's active at dawn and dusk, that's exactly when. and tell me, what do they eat ? they eat, insects can be fed live crickets of some kind, i feed them frozen crickets, vikulya, and tell me, when - bulfars live in the wild, and not in a wealthy family like yours, how do they eat? a cricket flies, he and at first i couldn't him feed, why? because i feed him with tweezers, so that he thinks that he is real. hunting, so that he does not see in my hands, and tell me, why exactly a gecko, why not a spider? i am still a girl - it is too scary, that is, a gecko for a girl is normal, it is
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normal, i just wanted to take care of the animal myself, if i had my own dog, i would have to walk it, but i wanted to do it myself, well, so why can't you do everything yourself for a dog, for a small one, and even a small one needs to be walked, and i can't walk alone, i'm always alone. and for some reason she didn't want a kitten, mom doesn't want a kitten, but i would like a little pony, but mom and dad say, when you grow up, buy yourself a stable, you'll have a pony, now we live in a house, in an apartment, so there's no nonsense there, your parents really believe in you, i want to tell you their names, mom's name is liliya, dad's name is nikolay. and your sister's name is alina. mom liliya, is it true that you don't kiss gosha, that she is deprived of love in your family. no, she is not
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deprived of love. victoria has enough of it kisses. why don't you kiss, gikon? i kiss my daughters. and dad, kolya, do you love gosha? well, i'm neutral about him. i love cats. by the way, when you grow up, what do you want to be? i want to become an explorer, discover new species of animals, new countries. we can go right now to a place where there are many unknown species of animals and discover them for humanity. are you ready? then let's go! tired of being little, tired of being. this is some country where completely different animals live, not like on ours
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planet. let's maybe think of a name for this planet? zaaterra, oh, let's say, the planet zaaterra, a city, you can call it zverograd, zverograd, so, we're in zverograd, look. who's the first to greet us here? this is a many- legged duck, do you see? a many-legged duck! i can already hear the heavy tread of the next individuals! let 's hide behind the many-legged duck just in case, what if he's evil, we don't know! afraid people are not explorers! who is this? a monkey crocodile? or maybe a macadam? there. wow, she's kind? yes, what do you think he eats? he eats legs mnogoudki. here, just don't eat it in front of us, i
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don't want to. look, bon appetit, let's go to this bush, i think i hear something, let's hide behind it, look, it was not for nothing that we hid, who is this elephant, some kind of nose-sucking bastard, this is a booze, even repeat the stomach , that's exactly it, it can be a predatory animal, nice, i like it, it doesn't even attack, look, it's stroking with its tail, it's definitely a pineapple, it's from the grass of pineapples, so it's kind, do you hear, who is this, oh, how cute, what a cutie, oh, you can ride on it, sit down, let's go, but the horse, come on, go ahead, turtle, turtle, why is he screaming and growling like that, he doesn't like it, we're...
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heavy, do you want to give him more food, no he's a herbivore, he doesn't eat legs, or maybe he does, look how happy he is, he was hungry, some kind of pandanavist, i 've never seen anything like this, he's a whole panda, what a cutie, wait, don't go, maybe he's poisonous, no, who is it, poisonous, only his tail, but i like it. yes, it's a grassrat, grassrat, that's right, very cute, what do you think, is it an egg -laying or viviparous animal, it hatches from eggs, and the cub feeds on milk, eggs laying, then, correctly, here, and he eats pears, and the baby, milk, he feeds 100%, oh, who is this, this wing kwa, how cute, just a cutie. yes, he is good,
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run away, god, let's think of a quick name, wing of toads, wing toad, great, maybe yellow-bellied, wing of a yellow-pawed toad, that's it, get out of here, for incredible passion and love for the animal world, i want to award vika romanova a show medal. cherepanda and makta kadil brought you a medal, here is vikulechka, a medal of our show, it is yours, this backpack with sweets is yours, and this bunny to you as a keepsake, let it bring
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you luck.
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a very beautiful instrument, can it be put down at all? well, yes, it will not be upset if it lies down, i once put the violin down the wrong way, that's it, then she never played, since then i don't touch musical instruments for her, they just don't give them to me, i understand, yeah, the saxophone is such a popular instrument, it's so good, if you look at it that way, in essence. gold, but it's gilded, i understand, i understand, yeah, yeah, great, it was just the sound that showed it, it's true that you can hold your breath for a long time, well i can, because in the notes there, if you look at the technique, you need to breathe correctly, the embouchure is this... so that you don't
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puff out your cheeks like this, yes, and if you puff out your cheeks, then the sound, well, the sound will be like this... you will even feel uncomfortable, but how can you show me, show me, you see, but how can you blow and not puff out your cheeks, wait, well, you need to practice, the most important technique is still in the lips, and what about the lips? well, no, you need to make the lip like this, well, i understand. yes, the main thing is that it is also like this, you see, there are such folds, they should not be there either, and do you have any hobbies besides the saxophone, i like to dance a little, a little, i also
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do sambo, and where are your best successes in sambo or in music, in one, in the other, well then the control question, what do you want to become when you grow up, i want to become. cant and make people happy with my music, i want to play jazz, but tell me, if the music is sad, how to make people happy, you need to surprise them, so that at least someone gets a little emotional, emotions, so that there are emotions, the main thing is there are emotions, and can i surprise you, of course, well, you've already surprised me, look, you see, i see, this is a wooden wind instrument, how can i understand, because it's not this one itself that makes the sound, but you see, the cane, it's iron, no , it's wood, pure wood, reed, so it makes the sound, without it nothing works, and then why
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did they come up with all this, so that the sound comes from here and the sound is drawn out, and if it's just like that with this multi-piece it will be just like that, well, like a mouse, and how do they treat the fact that you are a saxophonist at school, when i first started performing, it happened that people came up to me a little, and the girls like the way you play, in class, yes, what they say, they say, there, well, oh, how, how, how beautifully you play, well, girls, there are girls, how can i understand, girls, there are girls, they like it when men, well, they play, well, they can show themselves there. all this, yes, it's true, it's good that you understood it so early, not so early, you only play or compose music yourself too, yes, i compose music, show me something.
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it's called morning on a wide river, i'm in st. petersburg, and we're standing with whom are you came to us? i came with my mother, her name is zhanna valerievna, my mother-in-law, hello, zhanna, hello, tell me, do you also have
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some relation to music? i don’t have such a direct relation, but i tried to instill love, lullabies from early childhood. vitaly sings in the church choir. you only talked about sambo. forgive me. and what do you think, if your child chooses, i don’t know, not music, but some other direction. yes, for god’s sake, as long as he becomes a good person. well, mom, no, i i will succeed and become a saxophonist. mannequin. that's it. mom, tell me, what is the secret to being a successful saxophonist? you can already go on stage with a band and play jazz there, and you already understand, everything is fine, vitalik, have you ever burned matches? mom, forgive me, i have to admit, at
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the dacha i once took a match and lit it, once, yes, it happened, it happened, i was swimming in the lake, well, i understand, at the dacha, yes, we have there... what is this lake you play the saxophone, we have the first child in the show who has been through fire, water and copper pipes, i really like chatting with you, vitalik, it's true, but all our viewers will be happy to see your talent on stage better than anyone else. tired of being with the little ones, tired of being with the little ones, tired of being with the little ones, ladies and gentlemen, you.
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and the jazz genius, the saxophone virtuoso, amazed us with his talents earned a medal better than anyone else, vitaliy khristofaridi, a medal in the studio. you're great, a medal better than anyone else, a backpack with
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sweets, here's a bunny for you as a keepsake, let it bring you luck, yes, hello bunny, vitaliy khristofaridi, he's better today everyone, thank you, thank you very much, come in, sooner or later you will have to make a decision, do you choose a career or a family? your reputation is very important both for you and for us, but not to the extent that you have to choose a bride for me. and it is important to me personally that everything is fine with you. thank you, gedar alevich. or maybe you can explain what is going on? i missed you. i was worried, you didn't even tell me that you were in moscow. magamayev, tomorrow on the first. as
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the head of the opera troupe, i am forced to release you from participating in the production carmen. i don't understand. volleyball, as you haven't seen it yet? channel one cup, live broadcast, tomorrow on channel one. in her world, it's not
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pants that are held up by belts, but acrobats under the circus dome. we have a young guest. rehearsed, oh, you can tell right away, a real professional, how are you, darling, fine, fine, what do you perform on, only on canvases, i perform on a ring, on belts, and then they'll come up with a number for me on
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the canvases, how old are you, 5, 5 years old, have you been doing gymnastics for a long time, tell me, i'm in... 2 years, how many workouts do you have per week, workout, and then english workout, english, do you go to english and what words do you already know in english, i won't tell, it's a secret, who do you want to become, a superhero, oh, and what do you want to do, who will you save, i don't know yet, but you've already come up with what... elastic, that she has one leg in moscow, and i came up with a slogan for you, she's so different in orenburg, elastic, no, they only
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live in their city, well, when you become a superhero, you will help people, protect them from bandits, right? "i believe you, don't threaten me, what was the last good deed you did, admit it, you helped mom in the kitchen, you're a smart girl, you're a real superhero, you only do gymnastics or some other sport, you can swim, i can swim, i can swim, but they don't take me there, why is that, because mom hasn't taken me yet, mom has a complaint, it was just said, introduce me, maybe to that callous woman, what's her name, regina, regina, who else did you come to us with, with svetlana sergeevna, with the trainer, and the trainer svetlana sergeevna, what is it like to live in the same
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apartment as a superhero, interesting, interesting, right? to the pool, you understand, it is probably very difficult to work with such children, at such an age, but we start in a playful way, they really like it, it interests them, so they easily enter, while their heads are not filled with anything, they easily remember how to spin, and strength, dexterity, everything
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is developed, you told me so many interesting things, yes, you will allow me to try on your canvases, teach me the coolest trick? i want to teach you another difficult trick, a very difficult one, of course, a figure eight with a drop, a figure eight with a drop - that's my punk, i'll be ready as soon as you and i put on our tracksuits, we agreed, yeah, what's the name of this element, yasya, you have to swing like this , then arch, yeah, that's easy, go ahead. tell me, have you ever trained anyone in this life? no, this is your first experience, i can tell you that you didn't start with the most talented person in gymnastics. let's pump, let's go, let's go, class, class, i arched, so super, but i
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succeeded, i didn't succeed, because you always skate, as we'll call this element, the bodoeva arch, oh my god. if you believe in me too much, do it anyway, but wait, under the armpits, twist like this, and then call, well, transverse armpits, so, the armpit element, now it turned out wrong, everything turned out right for me,
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no, i'm generally surprised that the canvases withstood me, and your head isn't spinning, no, oh, oh my god, someone came up with this, i'm interested, do it. pockets up, legs up, open the crossbars, like this, that's it, it doesn't count, jumping, no, that doesn't count, and where up, here two legs up, then a crossbar, then stomp your leg and leg back and arms back, wedge yourself in, yasmina, show me that trick again, because i clearly didn't
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succeed, so, we invite yasmina dautova to the stage, the best of all, she's flying! i'm tired of being with the little white ones i'm tired of being with the little white ones.
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yeah!
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yasmina dautova, yasichka, it was amazing, all applause for you. yasichka, for your talent. you get a medal from our show, and of course, this backpack with sweets, also for you, this bunny is for you as a keepsake, may it bring you luck, a gifted church artist from orenburg, yasmina dautova, the best of all, thank you, my dear, come in.
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here you are, it is impossible not to love, forget where you come from, and what your roots are, how you look in childhood, what colors we will fill our children's lives with, this is what the future will be like, two stars, fathers and sons, tomorrow after the evening news, every man should plant a tree, build a house and raise a son, every
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boy should plant a bush, build a house, and grow up himself, and he is on the right track, a little jack of all trades, artyom vasiliev, come on, young , come on, young, come on, young, come on, young, come on, young, come on, young, come on, young, young, young, my clever girl, let me help you, come on, how old are you, artyom , four. 4 years old, wow, what do you like to make, a feeder, a feeder for whom, for dogs, for the bird, for the birds, what else can you do, a toolbox, for example, this one that you brought, you made it yourself, you made this box yourself, seriously, oh,
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like this? heavy, what's your favorite tool, a screwdriver, pliers or a hammer, i like tacks because they're shiny, or you can hammer them in somewhere, because they're sharp, and sharp, have you ever hit your finger with a hammer, hit it, did it hurt, didn't it, like this, like this? everyone remembers, when you hit your finger with a hammer, you have to laugh, that's the best painkiller, what is this, what is this, these are some kind of binoculars, a bottle, a bottle, binoculars, oh, no, what should they do, your sofa is uneven, oh, the sofa
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is uneven in general, let's measure the floor then? come on, come on, so what, even, even, even, we 've wiped it here, and we haven't checked it yet, and we haven't checked it here yet, the steps, come on, so what, even, of course, it's even, it turns out they made us a good studio, no way, why were you leaning on it like that, who did you come to visit us with, tell me, really? with aunt elisha, with mom, with dad, grandpa and grandma. wow, what's mom's name? katya. katya, hello, hello. i understand that you're a happy woman, everything in your house is fixed, all the nails are hammered in, all the light bulbs are screwed in. is that right, or is everything taken apart? eh, all the toys
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are taken apart. artyom looks at how they are arranged, what's inside. he always manages to put them together, even with the help of the men in the house, who taught him how to tinker, it was his grandfather who taught him everything, that's my dad, grandpa valera. how early did artyom become interested in tools? at 2 s, he already started, that's is it true that if he hits his finger with a hammer, it doesn't hurt, and he laughs, well, not always, of course, but here he likes to joke , actually, you're a joker, i get it, i'm not a joker, a joker, the happiest person in your family is dad dima. do i understand correctly, let's say, what do you read to him at night, fairy tales or instructions for assembling a refrigerator? in fact, he reads himself, you can ask him yourself how old he is, he also reads,
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he reads absolutely very well, you're definitely 4 years old, artyom, i'm so i understand, you brought this box with you for a reason, for a reason, we're going to make something today, a bird feeder, this famous bird feeder of yours, right? yes, tyomochka, we need instructions for assembling the bird feeder, okay? i agree, i know one character who will really enjoy assembling this bird feeder with you. let's go quickly, i 'll introduce you. let's go to the workshop. i wanted to introduce you to him, arkady, good afternoon, meet him, this is artyom
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vasiliev, artyom, hello, and he will save you, he will solve your problem, together you make a normal bird feeder, hurray, i 'll go to the market for some seeds, then we 'll taste some from the feeder, that's it, good luck, well, artyom, where should we start, i have absolutely no experience in these matters, we need to take the blank, yes, yes, these are the side panels, and this is the bottom, where the prosachets, stripes are, like this, and now we... we'll fasten it somehow, like this, oh, how wonderful it turns out, and what 's next? now we'll do it there again,
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that is, what are we arriving at now, to what, to the pokes, well, this is so that the seeds don't spill out, this is so that ours don't spill out tasty seeds, how did you manage to say goodbye to this? with a huge hammer, i would have definitely hit my wings, if you hit the wings, you won’t be able to fly off, that’s true, yes, artem, it’s important how hard you hammer in the nails, like this, remember, it’s very important, like this, stop, screw this in, we needed to screw this in, like this... we insert it like this , screw it in, to attach the side walls, we need other ones, what are they called bolts, bolts, well of course, tell me, why
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do you need to screw in these bolts these sidewalls, this will last for 100 years, even forever, and what was the eternal feeding trough, yes, eternal, do you need it? only in this direction, only in this direction, and it seems that something went wrong with us, oh, of course, a hammer will always help, if something went wrong, a hammer will help with all problems, and why is there no container for water in these feeding troughs, you have to drink from a puddle, these are generally sloppy bonds, clean puddles now. you won't find one with fire during the day, if anything, i can bring you a glass of water, if you want, well, later, later, artyom, well, what, something there's still something missing here, yeah, smears, just don't
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lose, don't lose your brains, that's the best advice for today, yeah, otherwise if you lose your brains, you won't be able to think, that's true , i agree with you, let's nod together, since we agree, come on, three, four, nod, i 'm like, well, something's missing here, rats. right, absolutely right, where is she, that's it, what, what should we do, just don't hit the kids on the wings, how will you fly away to warmer climes, can i try, yeah, you need to hit this part on this hat, on the hat, on mine... crabs are okay too
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hit? no, not this one, it's your head, your brains will all pop out, exactly, you can't lose your brains, you said, tell me, am i doing it right, like this, yes, stronger, that, remember, you need to drink like this, oh, i tried it for the first time, i got it right away, put it on top, like this, and... well, it's ready, oh, i barely made it, look what i brought you, how are you doing, good, arkady, how do pigeons eat more conveniently from dishes, or when it's scattered on the floor, when it's just scattered, it's so authentic, here's a box with tools, we have one here, here a drinking bowl and water. that's it, arkady, happiness exists,
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it's true, everyone agrees that the feeder turned out great, if you agree, then nod, 3,4, artyom, you know what you 're supposed to get for such work, talking birds, i 've never, yes, what a huge surprise, yes. even this is not your reward, your reward, this is the medal of our show, the best of all, tired of being small, tired of being small, tired of being, artyom, this is a medal, it's yours, too. and of course, this bunny is your
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keepsake, let it bring you luck. artyom vasiliev, a young master from kalugia, is better all. she. could resurrect the lobe of blind man's buff or biryulki, but her choice fell on another discipline. in our studio we have a future master of sports in gorodki, varya pinko. come on, make way , young, come on, make way, young , come on, make way, young, come on, make way, young, come on, make way, young, come on, make way, young, come on, make way, young, looks threatening, a girl with a stick came. who is this? is this a beta,
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maybe i should touch it? can i, oh, only she, how much does she weigh? 1 kg 755 g. according to my feelings, all seven, and she is also somehow completely with iron here, yes, this iron thing, this is called the butt, oh, it is wooden itself, and this is already wrapped in iron, you know, when in old age i can, you know, do sports like this and walk at once, you know, it is a convenient thing. how many seasons can such a bat last for an active athlete? oh, yes, maybe at least 10 years, you play so little, or does it not wear down? well, how can it be passed on, well, how can i say, well, by inheritance, generation to generation, well yes, if it is already easy for you to throw it, and you throw it in all directions with your usual throw, they give you an even heavier bat, what are they called these little wooden things, city-like, huh? that is, this
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is a small town, does it matter what the towns are made of, what kind of wood? yes, this is birch, we have another small town, it is the heaviest, so that the others fly out due to it, that is, this is such a trick, it is called dogwood, dogwood, it is made from dogwood, does it matter where the dogwood is installed, it is placed on the striking place, it is heavy, all the others are light, if a light one remains there, then the dogwood can easily knock it off the platform, well, that's how it seems, as if it were an easy game, in fact it is not, well if you came to play gorodki for the first time and threw mine. the first time and threw with my bat, you would understand that it is not easy, but i just look at your bat, i no longer understand how it is possible to throw it. and how long have you been playing your gorodki? the third year is coming. the third year? do you have any achievements, cups, any
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awards? yes, i have the first youth category. what did you do? oh, you knocked down a certain number of bats, a certain number of figures. wait, you take this one. uh, i wanted to say, on a stick, a bat, of course, a bat, you throw it, look how many gorodki knocked down, that's how many points you get, yeah, oh, finally, the more gorodki flew out, flew out, the better the result, the less bat you spent, the better the result, by the way, how should you swing this bat, i, i, i can swing like this, it's normal, no, but how, well , here's the sight, here... the lead, then the step, and then the throw, yeah, let's, you know, maybe we'll put it next to the sofa so that everyone can see, and i'll be hitting the sofa, yeah, we we'll tear it up, we don't feel sorry for it, no, we won't tear it up, that means we don't swing like that, but when you swing, you'll tear your arm off, i don't need
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to tear anything off, look , you've taken aim, step back, i'm going to take aim now, look, i've taken aim, yeah, so, the next swing? yeah, not there, don't swing up, not like this, to the side, okay, okay, i've taken aim, swing, oh, why, what's going on, i can't understand, don't hold it in your hand, it's too heavy for me, i need a child's one, that's it, let's finish this training with me, ok, tell me, darling, who did you come to us with,
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everything for 3 years, and what are the child's achievements? well , she has many awards, she took first place in individual competitions in moscow, she is also first in team competitions, in the ranking of girls from 10 to 14 years old, she is also a leader now, they have been playing gorodki for 100 years, and it is unknown how many more years they will play, so i suggest that we go to the future and play gorodki there, let's? ready and i am ready for the trip, let's take all our things and go to the future, go ahead, come on, tired of being little, tired of being little, hello, barvara, hi, how
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are you, great, it's 2024, 1.0 years ahead, the most important thing is that over these thousand years the towns have hardly changed, we will build figures from your past for you, and i will compare them with the figures of the future. what is the first figure in your time? cannon, we have everything the same, the first figure is called a laser cannon. brilliant, you knocked out the cannon with one bat, that was an easy warm-up, let's move on to the next figure, what will it be fork, super professional. fantastic,
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i admire you, thank you, the program tells me to try the maximum level of cuteness now, what figure will be next, artillery, this is a difficult figure, barbarian, for me in ordinary towns it is a bit difficult, because it is wide, only three figures are wide, artillery. crankshaft and sentries, how strange and not very logical everything is for these people. artillery is difficult
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because it is wide, but this is not a problem for barbarian finco, only three bits and artillery is knocked out. the next figure, my favorite, is called a machine gun nest. by the way, a machine gun nest is called a granny by our grodnoshniks. why is it so strange? because these gates, they look like a window, and the gun looks like a granny who is looking out of the window. i have already said that everything is very illogical with you people. another example, if this is a granny, then this is a granny wrapped in a carpet. with one bat, with one bat, we play you and me. excellent throw,
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machine gun nest, that is, the granny is destroyed, what is the most difficult figure for you varvara? a letter, is it possible to knock out a letter with one bat? i think it is possible, but only if you throw mops. let's get started. the stamp doesn't want to fly away, apparently it's well glued, there's one corner of the letter left, it's almost sent, ideal execution of the task, varbara stump, you did brilliantly, i'll remind you that you set a record of 300. twenty-fourth year in small towns. varvara,
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you will receive the prize for this brilliant performance in due time, go, i was glad to meet you, happy to play. me too. i'm also very glad. varichka, it was incredible. thank you, welcome back to present. tired of being, little, tired of being. so, varechka, the medal is the best, the backpack with sweets is also yours, and of course, this bunny is for you as a keepsake, let it bring you luck, a gifted athlete from moscow, champion in two eras at once, varya pinko, is the best!
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and much more important and interesting in the program "live healthy". on monday, on the first. painting developed for 47,000 years and went from cave paintings to ebru. you ask, what is it? well, now we will find out everything. in our studio there is an ebru master, margarita owl. come on, make way, young, come on, make way, young, come on, make way, young. make way, young, come on, make way , young, come on, make way, young, make way, young, hello,
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hello, tell me, margo, why? your suit is all in paint, have you already painted something, yeah, and what do you paint with, brushes or sponges? are you kidding, doesn't he paint with sponges? well, i'm not an artist, but what does he paint with his ears? are you kidding? well, yes, i'm a joker, with a wick. with a stick, a brush, a fork, only these four objects are prohibited, well you can't draw with a knife, well, i didn't know that forks are drawn with, they draw with a special fork and they draw with a special comb, and i thought
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you could draw with a fork on mashed potatoes, not on water, what with a fork, it's a special fork made of plastic, not the kind you eat, people eat with gods, people don't eat plastic, tell me for our viewers, what is ebru? ebru is what i draw on water, i thought it was a zebra that lost the letter z, are you? are you crazy, a zebra is a donkey, a zebra is a horse, not a horse, a horse doesn't have stripes, you got it all mixed up, right, yes, i got it mixed up, so let you tell me now, the technique you
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use to draw is called ebro, right, yes, it has something to do with a fork. yeah, a special fork, okay, and what do you do with the fork on the shavings? i move it like this, you move a plastic fork on the water, and there are streaks left, yes, and then you bring a leaf, pull it along the side, you get beautiful beauty, beautiful beauty - that's what we love about this show, yes, you can say it, of course. don't keep it to yourself, i saw you on tv, who, we have tv in our house, and how are you there, i i saw some girls with these, who you are talking to, did you watch our programs, yes, that is, you understand that now
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other girls are watching you too, yeah, it will show on tv, it will show on tv. who teaches you to draw? i already draw myself, i am already 4.5 years old, that is, you are already an adult, yes, by the way, what do you want to become when you grow up, i want to become a specialist, in what field a specialist, i want to sell tomatoes, no? no, i want to sell pet food, that's cool, and for what animals, for dogs or for cows for different, and for that there are different, which live with people, which live pets, for pets, yes, yes, tell me, with whom did you come, with your parents, and
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what is their name, i will tell you, if you do not tell me, then i will ask them myself. hello, mom and dad, hello, we do not know your name, so introduce yourself, i will tell you, tell me, what are we, they are called, they are called, inna ivanovna owl, artyom andreevich owl, please tell me, what are you, at all, whose phrase is this, from you, from us, no, no, where did the child get it from, maybe cartoons, i don't know, we need to find out what kind of cartoons she watches, okay, tell me please, what other hobbies does ritochka have, she likes the pool, she goes to a modeling school, a modeling school is where models go, seriously, and you didn't know that, seriously, i went there 10 times, and you, you
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didn't tell me anything, i don't know, because i should find out everything from your parents, that is... and which do you like more, vowels or consonants? vowels, consonants, and which do you like more? what are you doing, i was waiting just this phrase, what else? yes, art school and dancing, art and dancing, it's generally at home, sometimes it's generally at your place, sometimes, well, what can i say, you have a very energetic child. yes, yes, how do you cope with this, dad, dad, we can't cope, we can't cope, that's why you sit there,
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calmly resting, yes, let me be here, yes, to take the rap, yes, thank you for this, that at least we will rest, rest, rest, thank you very much for bringing me this beautiful ritochka, and you will show me the fashion show, how can you walk, teach me, yeah, because i don't know shit, i don't know how to walk, i don't know how to do anything with a letter, i have a problem at all, are you a granny , then who am i a granny, the participant told me for the first time , it was to my face, yes, i am a granny, yes, as you thought, it happens, so show me how you walk, what should she do, stand up, yes, yes, and what next, then walk like this with your back straight, look, my back is straight, well, you can't do that. walk like a granny like this , straighten up, pi, straighten up, yes, like this, you have to walk like a sleeper, free, who is free legs arms and arms free arms don't dangle you
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said free arms don't dangle and arms like this like this yes no like this well show me you show me like this just like that yes at the end you have to get into some kind of pose no, then pay back, and is it possible to smile or is it forbidden? no, it is forbidden, why? not like a cloud, seriously, what a sad modeling business you have, this is a serious school, and the school is serious, right? yeah, yeah. ritochka, you are a real person of art. and like any talented artist, you should have your own exhibition. i read, yeah, yeah, i i invite you to your first exhibition on television, okay, let's go, tired of being
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little, tired of being little, you painted all this yourself, yes, what is the name of this picture, for example, it is called the purple picture, it suits me right under the t-shirt, this is the ocean, exactly, this is the sun, well, you know what this looks like, a puddle of gasoline, no, this is the sun, the sun, okay, you are an artist, you can see it that way, and what is the name of this picture, it is too green, too green, there is some kind of worm here, no, no, no, yes, which one did you draw? well, it's a long story, a long story! and can i guess the name of this painting? guess!
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red and yellow? yes, i'm starting to understand art next to you, do you see? uh-huh, these are pink flamingos, pink flamingos? yes, it's called sea foam! or cabbage, no, not cabbage, it's frost, exactly, i think it's frost sun, like this, uh-huh, yes, uh-huh, you're a real artist, but to be honest, i really want to take part in your exhibition too, and i want to touch, as they say, to art, maybe you and i can paint a picture together, come on, well, tell me? first we need to pour a solution, and what kind of solution is it? some special, special, yes, ah, we paint the background, that's right, yes, we need to paint the background, it must be blue, or can
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i paint my picture, as you like, okay, then i'll have red, it seems to me that my talent is awakening, or can i have several colors, yes, how interesting, then i'll take it, make a fashionable combination. with pink, so i painted it, show me, and i, and you paint, paint, good, good, you're good teacher, do you know? yeah, i also need to put the sheet down or not, put it down, this is a finished painting, how did it happen, i was distracted for a couple of seconds, and you already have a finished painting, i do everything quickly, you're great, and i, see how slow i am, i'll help you now, yeah, like this you put my sheet down and...
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see black porridge malash, this is a sunset in turkey, everything is as usual, how did it turn out for a talented child, me, you have porridge, malash, and you have beautiful linoleum, margarita sych demonstrated the art of ebru to us. a little artist from belarus gets a medal for being the best, and of course, ritochka, this backpack with sweets is yours too, and this white bunny is yours too, you can dip it in paint and it won't be white anymore, margarita
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sych. she is the best today. famous favorite artists have gathered at our table, who will tell funny stories and curiosities that happened to them. forgive me. i accidentally broke this new vase, don't worry, it's not like that, it's our new one, it's only 200 years old, i invite you to the program, i need to play the uterus, i think, but it will be some piece dedicated to honey, i come, so, the next day in the remains, on all the makeup costume, one of the women brings me such a large velvet circle, it has two such things hanging from the sides, and let it be an unusual
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uterus, these are the ovaries, she died, as this cry was produced, herman, bending over, with a fork in his hands, comes up to nina ruslanova at that very moment and sticks this fork into her ass, she does and it sounds stop, cut, ruslanova only rubbing, says, i didn't know that so the director works with the actors, and as zapashny told me a long time ago, the soviet circus tiger. grabbed his father, he quietly tells them, how much, take a stick now, and hit him on the head with all his might,
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and now the tiger, watch the time after the program, as you know, if the stars light up, it means someone needs it, the one who needs it most of all is hurrying to our sofa, meet the supernova from belgorod, astronomer daniil rogolev, come on, young, come on, young , come on, make way, young, come on, make way, young, make way, come on make way, well done, come on, make way, well done, hi daniil, hello, and what kind of beautiful pendant do you have, that it's my talisman, and it can't be touched, probably, yes, it can't , of course, it brings you luck, right? how many times has it helped you out already? well , i was afraid, i, i forgot some things, but i, but i think that tleisman of course helped, he will help you remember everything, yes, he helps you, tell me, how long have you been interested in space, since you were two years old, and how old are you now, six, that is, you have been plowing through outer space for 4 years, yes
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it turns out. yes, and have you ever met real adult astronomers, i don’t know, with a beard, astronomers don’t necessarily have a beard, well, okay, if he shaved, an adult , so tall, well , he doesn’t necessarily shave, there are young astronomers, how many of them are drawn like that in cartoons, and do astronomers have caps, no, this is this, this was all yes yes, this is a fairy tale yes fairy tales, right? yes, she allowed you to stay up late. well, well, i yes. well yes. how do you persuade your mother not to look at them. here we were in krasnodal and here we were walking, always walking with training with taekwondo here i always saw the constellation my favorite constellation reona. by the way, what is your favorite planet? well,
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most likely, probably venus. by the way, my grandmother also has a favorite venus. oh, you see, my grandmother and i are similar. by the way, who did you come with? with your mother and grandmother, here is mother sasha and grandmother marina, that is, it was you who instilled in the child a love for the stars, it happened completely by accident, we watched, when dani was 2 years old, a cartoon about space, that's it, since then we go to bed with this name, with this we stand by the name and of course we keep in touch with space, tell me please, well you also know everything about the stars, i don’t, only from dania. venus is your favorite planet, well dania once asked me, choose, but she seemed prettier to me, she is very hot and round, as dania describes me, tell me,
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when you grow up, in general, who do you want to be, an astronaut, do you want to fly into space, yes, what will you do there, it’s boring there, there’s no one there, but there are tubes, containers with ice, the main thing is correct nutrition, proper nutrition, that is, you want to fly into space to eat normally and properly, right, not like on earth, well of course, on earth there are burgers, in space there is not a single burger tube, i will have a team there, you will take me to this team, well of course finish working, better than everyone else, and my mother also asks to fly with me. meme, you will have a female team, we will cook you food, so, what are you talking about, we will have fun, dance, watch movies, well, well, movies are, this, this, this is not for
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cosmonauts, there are tasks every day , to repair satellites, clean the orbit from garbage, and no, no, then, then fly yourself, i still have a lot of things to do here, wait, tell me, here... about space and about food, i'm wondering how many stars there are? here's a clear example, if you compare it with buckwheat, then there are more stars than grains in a kilogram, of course, even more, about 2 kg, even more, and do you have a favorite planet, my grandmother has venus, and you have neptune, why is it... round and blue, my blue favorite color, and also whirls there, it is the windiest planet in the solar system, and there are constant winds, yes, they do not suit me, i do not like wind, danechka, and tell me please, where is it better to observe the stars, from the roof
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or maybe in the forest somewhere, well , it is dangerous on the roof, but only if the police allow it, that is, the roof itself is out of the question, then the forest. if there are so many trees in the forest, it was all covered, then it is better on the roof, i want to tell you that i know one forest edge nearby, we can go and look at the stars from there, are you ready? well, let's go, i'm tired being small, tired of being small, tired of being small. look at the starry sky today, do you know what kind of constellation this is? it's a big bear, right, and what stars does it consist of? here's our foaming at the nose, then mitsar, here's glazik,
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yes, yes, hello, here's migrets, here's tupkhe, here's mirak and ferda, i've never even heard of such names, wow. and tell us something interesting, for example, the star fegda, it revolves around its sieve at 200 km/second, what are you talking about, and let's say about migrets, it is surrounded by infrared rays, so, what kind of constellation is this? the constellation of ursa minor, here is the north star, here is kohap, firkat and... lifa: how big is the north star? five times larger than the sun, this is the size, let's look at another constellation, but this is definitely my favorite! what is this, your favorite? look, here are three
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stars in the center, yes, i see, this is a train to the constellation orion. and who is this orion, who is he? he is a hunter. tell me, then, about the stars in this belt? aleon is in the middle. here we see it as one star, but it consists of of three components. and tell us about the star bitelgei? well, it's a red giant star, which after some time will become, will become a supernova star, how do you understand supernova? supernova are stars that explode and give birth to a new star, they can give birth, that is, the old one explodes and a new one is born, right? yes, and if it explodes, will we see? well, of course we will see, god, how smart you are! look, the stars are flying, there they
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are falling, what is this, where are they, these are just meteorites, oh, look, dania, at us a star is falling, you see, it's flying straight at us, wow, it's a real superstar, well hello, hi, dania, did you find out who it is, it's vanya dmitrienko, you know me, and we want you to join us, of course, danechka, what kind of constellation is this, tell me, it's kasyatie, a beautiful word, did you know such a constellation, no, to be honest, i'm not strong in constellations, dan, i hope i haven't disappointed you with this, everyone here is not strong, i have songs, you are venus-jupiter, everyone thinks that i should be like da... but unfortunately, i will be try we will make you like this now,
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wait, i will wait for your new songs about conscience, wait, first tell me about this constellation, what stars it consists of, in the pipes, yeah, beauty, and by the way, i just have a song on this topic, do you have a song, seriously, i prepared it, yes, even if we don’t know how to fly with you, we will go to kosiopea, don’t look. she is so surprised at me, kosiya singing a store near the house, oh, well great, how i am with you now so interestingly, for some reason all the stars, they mix with each other, i don’t understand how they are divided by constellations, somehow you notice it so instantly, i just remember everything here, asterisms, and what are asterisms, stars, i will connect them into some figure, reminiscent of some objects, animals. well, vanya, well, wait, you are a star, aren't you? well, do you have
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esterisms? if this is something good, god willing , i will have it, of course, good, these are stars inside you. by the way, maybe you have some song? well, in general, it seems to me that today it is better to perform about the planet. yes, i think so too. since childhood, my mother sent me to a round dance, now i spin myself day and night, like planet earth. dania, how does the earth actually spin? well, it spins fast. but not very fast, on the scale of reality, and what is this scale of reality? wait, tell me, well, the scale in reality is reality, and then it’s clear, no, listen, everything turns out so obvious, absolutely, and who is faster, earth or neptune, well, neptune, my favorite, neptune is your favorite planet, yes, i have something, there was also something about neptune, i have, yes, well, come on, i went to the bathhouse yesterday. the first time i came out of there, red as mars, right after
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i also dove into the ice hole, came out blue as neptune, dania, you know the song venus jupiter, i know, and how do you like it, come on, let's sing together with a guitar, come on, i'm jupiter, you're moscow, i'm peter, people, help! you're shai, you're venus, i'm jupiter, you're moscow, i'm peter, in the same orbit, again, well done, you've already become a star on our show, yes, i'll just stick around a little bit, otherwise this is a real star, i'll stick around specifically, so i suggest right now that we gather in one big constellation better than anyone, here it is, a new constellation, a medal in
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studio!
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that's all for today, but in a week new young talents will conquer our sofa, and therefore the whole country. whatever they may fade, they definitely do it better than anyone. see you, friends, and don't rush to grow up. hello, it's vremya on the air, ekaterina andreeva in the studio, briefly about the main thing. a new attack on the zaporizhzhya ues. a ukrainian drone dropped a charge near the power units. and kiev is preparing new provocations at russian nuclear power plants.

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