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tv   Tri topolya na Plyushchikhe  1TV  September 7, 2024 3:25pm-5:00pm MSK

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orya, well, mom, if you don't feel sorry for yourself at all, then at least feel sorry for me and dad. the first exercise is stretching: take the starting position, put your feet shoulder-width apart, take the stick by the ends, hold it horizontally in the lowered position. son, aren't your pants too tight? get ready. and you should try this
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silicate glue, otherwise suddenly it rains or a field vehicle everything will fall apart, mels, what are you crazy about, what is this crisis phenomenon in the us economy, are you going to go out into the street like that, of course. it's in vain unloaded wagons at night, or what? dad, well tell him, what do i like, we also dressed up in the village, to scare the girls, we'd smear ourselves, people in the street would start stammering,
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hello, bear, hello, hello! great, i won't go to bed, i'll almost go to bed, okay, okay, ribbon, ask me to fix my bike, yalyata, shoot, shoot, steleta, stele!
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as the bourgeois writer chekhov said, you need to squeeze out of yourself drop by drop, dude, dude. maydyn tambov, remind me, i have one lying around, i'll bring it, i walked myself, we usually have it.
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let's go sickly atomic, always so persistent? i'm not persistent, i'm purposeful, and i'm not a passing pisa to you, and what should i do? no, we're sickly along
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the ford, leaving the sad zhlovs behind, from me you learned about jazz freedom, strong gas here i tied on your chest, oh my little one, stay with me, my little one. i'm a byba, i'm your plyvoy, and my little byba, don't leave me, my little byba, my swallow.
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istylyagi follow me, through forbidden doors, if they beat us in, i'll solve the problem, if there's nowhere with the chuvi, let you test your feelings, i'm kickbacks keys for friends, my little byba, stay with me. amaya little beba, i am your choice, and my little byba, don't leave me, and my little byba, my swallow!
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calm down, guys, calm down, we're at the ford, mel, yours, hi, guys, good evening, katya, what
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does all this mean, mels? nothing, hello, commissar, it's me, and this is a different suit, it's just, you have one, i have. different, you know, just different, katya, you're worse than an enemy, mels, you're a traitor, katya, well, start, oh katya, let's go, katya, it hurts, comrades, huh, well, i didn't even have to call dad,
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inner tube for children's school, explanatory.
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i have money with me.
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mambaytvist, jim mixtrod and tanga, i have played in my life more than once, i am a captain of a very high rank, of a rotten schooner, whose name is jah. in this country it is better for her to be under a boat,
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in this country jazz is forbidden, forbidden, i filled the holds with wine and vodka, but i could never get a bite. and then i know what it is, this buzz, melody, rhythms, drive, when your saxophone, and you are already one, but if you want to know all this, and play this music, play, do not be afraid of anything, you will not go.
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this is the voice of america.
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yeah baby, yes, uh-huh, very nice.
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kim, kim, what happened, take from everyone, like brothers, i have a bed.
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good afternoon, greetings, good afternoon, oh, what weather, wonderful, could stand for several days, yes, kidenka, food in the fridge, i cooked you your favorite cutlets there , made a salad, clean shirts, ironed, they are in the closet, the ones for the institute, sit down, study, you have an exam soon focus on ... english, i ask, mom, why, fedor, when will you focus on english, please, don't make it as loud as last time, andersten, okay, thanks, i can.
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great, dude, great! oh, oh, i eat it, what? right. okay, i'll catch up with you, so here it is, mel, look. the girls of the age we are interested in are divided into several categories, here are the real chicks, there are few of them, and then there are the ruddy
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loaves, loaves, well, yes, stylishly, dad and mom don't allow it, but it's very interesting, got it, got it, there are still. i know, great, well, there are also the rude ones, the washcloths, the dynamic ones, who benefits, benefits are benefits, that's it, from now on you,
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or bit off a huge piece of apple at once. excuse me!
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come here, come here, it's beautiful, yes. i walked here, i was looking for you, why, i have something to tell you, you need. i love you, it 's serious, very, good, i
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want to kiss you, good. wait, what do i need to see sir john, where to go to the toilet, and i'm right now.
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and good night, mom, we're rooting for dynamo. oh!
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don't be so upset, i have someone, my advice to you, if it's just like that, find something simpler, it's not just like that, well, look, each of them, well, another 100 people will tell you that they were with her. they'll all collect, everyone tried everyone swam on the left side, and you? and i'm generally hopeless, because my dad is a diplomat, because i'm studying at the moscow state medical university, because i have a car and this hut, and she's useful, she always does everything the other way around,
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listen. and have you ever fought? well , look, you put a chick to bed, and what are you going to do with her? what's so difficult? it's dark, what do you all need to be educated about? here, read in your spare time, after all , there will be some sense, only at home behind three locks, in extreme cases you'll eat, like a spy addresses and turnouts, got it?
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come on, come on, come on!
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i see, i see your eyes again, this is the reflection of my love. i turned the whole world into you as a joke, i see you everywhere, let everything be as you want, let your eyes burn like furnaces, i'm with you again today , tonight, well, next time. and at night, if you want, i'll be with you again, and i don't care what day it is, what time it is, time
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has stopped, there is only the sky and the color of your eyes, i'm free and happy, and this is a song about what we've learned, life is so beautiful, believe me now, you'll understand later, let everything be like this, as you wish, let your eyes burn as before, i am with you again today, this night, well, however, next night, if you wish, i will be with you again. my friends and brothers, i
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will share my happiness with you, there is definitely enough for everyone today, i know it and i am not afraid, let it be on this stage one day. in the same way, everyone will be able to sing my words someday, words about love, let everything be as you wish, let your eyes burn like furnaces, i am with you again today, this night, well , however, next night, next night. if you wish, i will be with you again.
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don't turn on the music, don't use the bathroom.
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listen, it's scary to even imagine, are you waiting for someone, you? "can i ask you for old times' sake, it's just that our record player broke at home, and you know more about this than anyone else, somehow it will be your way, always ready, well, he 's a calf, you can't scare children in a cage with him, isn't it disgusting to walk next to him, you're a girl, at least take off your komsomol badge, don't torment yourself, katya, let me cross to the other side"? we'll meet at the house, no, no need,
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i just want to understand, and what about you yourself do you feel it when someone looks at you like that, i like it, it's funny, you're about to fall , isn't it great, katya, when all people are different, i'm like this, she's like that, you're completely different, get off right now, can you even walk normally? i don't want to be different, why? because i don't consider myself better than others, no better and no worse, just different, do you understand? katya, do you have a thin screwdriver? i'll have a look now.
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it's so beautiful, katya, it's mom's, you like it, you like it, well at least it started to look like a person, thank you, oh well, don't be offended. look, look how beautiful you are, look, you see, so much has happened during this time, can you imagine, semyon took an armed criminal one-on-one at the train station, he had a knife, and he grabbed semyonov right by the blade with his bare hand, now he wears a plaster cast and they even wrote about him in the newspaper. and i thought you were only chasing us, oh, stop it, and
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ivan got married, you know her, lyuba, she's so big, she even did the shot put at the spartakiad, remember, you're interested, of course, let 's drink again, come on, what's for you? do you want me to put on some music, it's these dancing on the bones? yes, i want to.
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what are you doing? katya, katya, what are you doing? what if your parents come? well, they won't come, i sent them to the theater, like i've gone crazy? that's all you want from her, how am i any worse? so you decided to save me? no need to save me, am i okay? well, you said yourself that i'm very beautiful, you are very beautiful, katya, but i love her, you understand? who? this creature? this prostitute, you don't even know her, and the last thing you need is for me to know her, that's it, katya, i'm going to go, i'm sorry, katya, get out, get out, i'm sorry, creature, get out, get out of here,
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go away, get out. stop torturing the animal, come to me, and now. so, fyodor, i call you every time, change before leaving. do you have enough time to put everything in order? yes, then explain to me why i am in my own office, finding this
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bulletproof vest, sorry, dad. i understand that you can leave a hairpin, a scarf, innocence, after all, forgive me, when visiting, how can you leave without a bra, i don’t understand this, understand, fyodor, one day mom will find this, and even then i will have, oh god, i will have problems, and not you, okay, i will personally check each one on the way out, wait. we need to talk, sit down with you, took, what are you talking about, i'll kill you, now let's be serious, they entrusted
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him somewhere, fyodor, i spoke for the minister yesterday, maybe i'll try to influence him too, they'll send you on an internship in the united states, where in america, wait you, i want you to understand everything correctly, this is not an intensive trip, this is the first stage of initiation, if everything goes well, you'll come back, finish the institute and go there to work, as an assistant to the third secretary of the embassy, do you agree or not, right? what are we talking about, dad? i'm asking, yes or no? yes, and are you ready to do everything to make it happen? well, of course, okay, for three conditions, for you take off this clown outfit and put on normal soviet clothes, then go to
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the prihmeshskaya and exchange this wonderful pole for an ideologically consistent semi-box. and secondly, tomorrow is the last time you meet with your friends, forgive me for my cynicism, but there is a certain. right, either you accept them, or go and grind bolts at the factory, i also danced your years in pubs. believe me, that your stupid this very same invasion back and forth on broadway, it's
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a pathetic parody of what we had, childhood illnesses, you have to get over them in childhood. and the third attention, recording, nonsense, those over to marry, farewell, dudes, take, first, on whom, the girls turned on, you only betfi, what betfi, are you stunned, or what, betfi, your eyes are burning, you sucked in your stomachs, butts, take this very one, daughter, what's it called, academy? she's been looking at you since school with the eyes of an unmilked cow, and most importantly emotions, feelings, although you and i live
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not bad, but really, he doesn't need it. he doesn't need an american wife, he doesn't need an american wife, my dear friend, you're leaving to forgive, i've always loved you selflessly, you showed me a new world, a new paradise, you yourself are leaving it unnoticed, you will be advice. a simple diplomat, as if you forgot everything about the past, but we are still waiting for you,
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brother, in your soul you are a scoundrel, the same as you were, he doesn't need an american wife, he doesn't need an american wife, he needs an american wife, expensive shoes are flying, let the coke not already sparkling with brilliantine, but i will not shed a single tear, farewell my beloved, beloved man, your choice is clear, be brave, dude, follow daddy onto the high road, it's not a pity that you are leaving exactly like this, forgive me. and we are different, different, a little bit of a precan wife is needed, he doesn't need an american wife, he doesn't
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need an american wife, you can get a lot in return from a generous chick, which is called life, but you will never be free. strong youth is unlikely to return, he doesn't need, he doesn't need, he doesn't need a wife, he doesn't need it, he doesn't need it, he doesn't need it,
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sit down, comrades, we're starting, today 's agenda is the case of komsomolets beryukov. mels, stand up! there was a soviet student mels,
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now we have the hipster mels in front of us. it would seem that it's just one letter, isn't it, comrades, such a small thing? well, let's remember what the name mels means, it contains sacred names for us: marx, engels, lenin, stalin. and now let's. let's think about what the letter s he carelessly threw out means? he lived among us, we walked, we build,
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he was an honest guy, he was a... a hero, but the truth there is no hiding, this hour has come, here is the beast's grin exposed, here is the beast's grin exposed , by one, torn down by one purpose, bound by one purpose, you dared to encroach on the holy of holies, where are your ideals, you sell yourself to the enemy for bright rags with your conscience, you easily part with your honor, then you will not win, our chain will not break, bound by one chain , torn down by one purpose, bound by one chain, one purpose.
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you dare not dance to the music of the fat ones, you dare not grimace and betray us, there should be no one like you. nearby, when we are united we are going in a detachment, our party is our mother komsomol, our father, come on, stand up well, well done, we will not sing to someone else's tune, a joyful bugle plays for us the wake-up calls of one, bound by one goal, the words of one goal, bound by one,
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there is no place for such scoundrels and scumbags here, here they leave their ideals to their descendants, here they sing in chorus rowing with the flow, here they walk in step with loving unity, we are happy to go on without you, take everything in, sweep everything away with one goal, one goal with all of us, one term.
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so we will have a child, it is not yours child, my child, my, this is my child. and my mother kicked me out of the house.
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and what a good thing. maybe at least now you will calm down, as in science minus multiplied by minus, here you have a healthy cell of society, well
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, why did you stand up like a thunderbolt, i heard that your nephew will soon show up, come on, carry the beds , ry. it's so strange that you don't need to hide from anyone, poly, how are you? do you think it won't hurt him, but if we, i don't know, he's still very small.
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well, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, let's fly, let's fly, oops, let's fly, come on, run, darling.
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calm down comrades,
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and she is a constant, a constant all the time, because ordinary. my head is spinning, let's go outside, no, everything is fine, and soon i won't be able to dance at all, let's submit an application tomorrow, let's wait, what's the point of waiting? let her be born!
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katya, what are you doing, are you serious? katya, that's it, that's it, let her go, katya, katya, i beg you, katya, katya, no. touch her, you bastards, wow, how lucky, and do you know how to do a perm, i was just about to get a haircut, there are queues everywhere, leave your phone number acquaintance, i 'll drop by again when i'm an image. by the way, how much money do you charge, i'm afraid i won't have enough for a model, girl, and a little more, and shorter, a little shorter, i'll come again when i grow back,
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girl, well girl, where are you, girl, for tea.
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well, who , oh, mommy, ours! ours, ours, ours, a hero, a hero, a hero,
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his name was michael, one of ours? no, he's an american. he was walking along the garden, trying
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to stop at least someone, so he'd know where he was. and people ran away. did you love him? no, it's something completely different, can you imagine, a man from another planet has arrived for a few hours, and there is so much to ask about them, so much to tell about us, and the minutes are ticking, ticking, and soon the return rocket will come, and we both know that we will never see each other again. is that what you wanted to hear, are you happy?
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i will send you to heaven on the kolyma layer, creatures, creatures , creatures, pigs, its nest, quieter, quieter, quieter, what did you name the child, ivan,
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like his father, vanya, show me at least. but the eyes are still ours, and what is this, what are you feeding it? what are you thinking about, you have your own house, and you are keeping it in this passageway you keep it in the yard when we have our own
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second room, i know that here you have 30 people per bathroom, and unsanitary conditions, you have tuberculosis, a knife, jaundice, get ready to go home, pack your things. who needs me now? mom, i need you. and... dudes, ivan, no, this is john, and where
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is the benefit, that's it, yes, he locked his wife, you are all like that, first he talks about love, and then his face is in a diaper, his baby carodey, and then we'll see, oh, with you, calm down, his hands are already. hi johnny, how are you, guys, he has no hands, look, he's real, i can't do it please hold. mom didn't come!
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you know what, wait around the corner, i'll be there soon. please, i’ve been in moscow for a long time.
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so do you like music? what kind of music do you
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like? you don't understand. okay, let me show you something. look, look here, look, and what i got. look at this, this is charlie parker. have you heard about charlie parker? the best jazz man, you know. come on, this is miles davis. have you heard this? oh, this cat is great, just great. now this is another charlie parker. do you like charlie parker? i like, oh, quite amazing, but look at this, you know, this is, hey, hey, what's going on? hey, let me go, i'm an american citizen, let me go, let me go.
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so, guys, come on, do it without me, and i flew to you from halfway around the world, i have enough of this stuff at home, so show the woman! well, you woke me up anyway, come on! real one, how are you getting along? in the morning there's formation, in the evening there's roll call, and he's longing for the communal romance, does the toilet inspire him more, this one? listen, i think you 've listened to charlie parker too often,
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where among the slums and skyscrapers there are many advertising. africans walk and chew chuenyam, rob, kill, get a little drunk and drum stylish ladies, dude.
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tisha, i forgave you after all, quiet! you know about the woman, dad can't help, it's deaf, the bats were sent from moscow, i know, and the club is in
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the army, yes, so he's an idiot, he showed up at the military registration and enlistment office in full gear, in tractors with a cook, and he's again on a submarine, that's it, let's talk about america. about america, about america, here's the american style, what style, you can't tell from three steps from a slob, what are you talking about, and the quality, you touch it, feel it, here's the label, it's not what 's on the outside that's important, it's what's on the lining, the looser a person is, the more simply they dress. "kid, i've got bad news for you,
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there are no hipsters there, no matter what, if they let us like this out on broadway, on real broadway, they'd take us to a mental hospital two blocks away, kid, understand!" there are no insoles there, go away, go away, go away from here, well, we are here.
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don't chase us out of the building, uncle, we won't sing loudly anymore, we won't drink, swear or smoke anymore, and if you suddenly want to, you better not invite us yourself. "we we say goodbye to him today, i thought we had at least five more years in reserve, i was just sure that we would have enough time to drink beer and chat, but, but i see your back, with a stencil, don't be bored, stand behind. hold
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on at least put it on, goodbye, my dear friend, you 're leaving somehow suddenly, you're leaving without saying goodbye, you're leaving, don't mean it, goodbye. i'm my dear friend, shailyay valyulya!
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you know, everything's not bad, this style conquers fear, this is a wonderful, evil, funny era, it didn't wipe us out into dust, let's remember these faces, the record has a sharp edge, and may love protect us all.
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he showed me a piece of moscow and i wanted to go there so much. marya should go to moscow as soon as possible. your grandmother asked me to meet you. look after, let's
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go ahead, he also blinks innocently with the look of a complete idiot, he is not just somewhere out there, you understand, the sky has changed, you should never give up, show your opponent that he is stronger, i'm taking you on a trial period, thank you, strikers, moscow through the eyes of a foreign psychologist, you are just a character from some movie, no, you are even a princess from cartoon, i certainly didn't imagine moscow like this, such energy... beauty, i feel like i 'm at home here, thanks to mostviz, you'll get to know the real moscow, not the tourist one, free cheese only from communists. maria is a descendant of russian emigrants of the 20th century, she came to russia for the first time to see me, i don't need a stranger among my own. do sports, well, i just feel some kind of scarf of freedom,
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or something, you know? summer in the city, premiere, tomorrow on the first. i know that there is a side in this world where i feel warm even on winter nights, a side where the girl grew up, having once left her native village, i know that my native land will meet me, and at midnight dark in the light of dawn,
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white bird cherry, sweeping away traces that lay in the heart with sadness, there in winter a snowstorm sang, there the bird cherry will blush. native land of love, carry me the wind through the grass, through the stars, there, where i have not been for so many years, it is never too late to return home, for affection, for a fairy tale, for sparks of warmth, and rivers in floods, birds once ... entanglements and rain flying towards spring in a run i will not forget my native expanses, in which i was lucky to grow, there in the winter the slow sang, there the bird cherry blossoms blush after the tsvori
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and the quails cry in the meadows, and of their love for their native land, there where... their own, there the bird cherry blossoms blush after the tsvori, cry in the meadows the quails cry, of their love for their native land, there in the winter the slow white sang, there the bird cherry blossoms blush after the tsvori, cry in the meadows the quails cry, of their love for their native land,

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