technologies in museums are just one of the topics that will be discussed these days during round tables and sessions: the forum venue is the main headquarters of the armitage, the academic chapel, and the winter palace, it will be interesting for both specialists and tourists. being in st. petersburg during the international forum of united cultures means having the opportunity to get to the most striking exhibitions in the armitage, concerts on dvortsovaya and performances at the mariinsky, and you can also visit any museum in the city for free. these days, the exhibition spaces will work until late in the evening. olga knyazeva, olga pautova, mikhail artyukhin, sergey meleev, pavel.

arsenal retained the lead, torpedo, two points behind, is third, in second place is ural from yekaterinburg.

agent signed a contract with the corinthians club, during its validity, until the end of 2026, the dutchman will earn more than 11 million euros. before that, depay played in spain for atletico, scored 9 goals in thirty-one games last season, but in the end the madrid club refused his services. on at the recent european championship, he played all six matches

for the netherlands team that reached the semi-finals, scoring one goal. it should be added that memphis is a close friend of former spartak moscow player quincy fromes. one of the most popular sports in our country is returning to ice arenas and tv screens. on saturday and sunday , the russian national team will hold test skates in st. petersburg. a real holiday for figure skaters and an unforgettable performance for spectators, the country's strongest athletes will soon will gather in st. petersburg to please fans who have missed beauty and emotions. new programs, new images, new ideas, the opening of the season promises many surprises. adelia petrosyan is preparing

new, bright and exciting performances. sofia akateva's refined and expressive programs are truly captivating with their beauty. supersonic, as the talented figure skater is affectionately called by fans, literally hovers over the ice, and her lyrical images go straight to the hearts of the audience. she will delight the audience with her new, most interesting programs and alexandra ignatova. the figure skating superstar, whom the whole world knows as trusova, changed her last name after getting married, but alexandra's skill and charisma, of course, remain unchanged. the warmest welcome in the northern capital is guaranteed to the leader of our men's single skating, st. petersburg native evgeny semenenko. the two-time champion of russia looks harmonious on the ice in a variety of images, which makes it all the more interesting

to see his new productions. fresh creative ideas for the opening of the season have been prepared and petr gumennik. numerous fans are eagerly awaiting surprises. from peter i. the european champions, the versatile and emotional mark kondratyuk and the invariably charismatic dmitry aliev will also show their highest class . the performances of our sports pairs will not be inferior in terms of entertainment. here , by tradition, the two strongest duets, who have won many titles and the love of the audience, are in the spotlight. each performance of the world champions, anastasia mishina and alexander galyamov, is a sea of ​​emotions, an amazing performance of the most difficult programs. the true beauty and aesthetics of pair skating are embodied in the productions of european champions alexandra baykova and dmitry kozlovsky. the premiere of our best figure skaters is already this weekend. the opening of the season on saturday and sunday will be shown on channel one. don't miss it!

the world championship in one of the most exotic types of martial arts was held in morocco. beach musamba. the rules are different from the classic ones. here the fight ends after the first effective action. no one has the right to make a mistake or even a second of relaxation. russian athletes confidently won the overall standings of the world championship. they managed to win six gold and one silver medal. our athletes put a beautiful end to it on the final day, winning the mixed team tournament. in the final. the russian team defeated their rivals from romania, at the same time taking revenge for last year's world championship. ramazan ilaev, ekaterina anrienko and alexander durnayan brought victory to our team. olesya tkachenko and sergey kuznetsov were also included in the application, but they

did not get to the sand, since the russian the national team won early 3:0. in the city of dunkirk, in the north of france , participants of the world cup in kitesurfing, an extreme sport where the rider hovers over the water, controlling a kite, gathered. in the women's competition, the thirty-seven-year-old brazilian bruno kadjia was unrivaled, well, in the men's competition, to the delight of the local public , the victory was celebrated by the frenchman arthur zhelberg. viktor gusev, novost sport, channel one. hello, dear comrades, so, we

are starting kvn. an event that shook up all of russia, well, you have an imagination, that's about it. and that i am young, only my body ages me, then there was time, to be honest, we have not run out of fun - it is not so much a competition as a game, i easily find a common language with people, kvn competitions are held according to the cup system, that is, with elimination, kvn will never end, this is the greatness of our game.

so i work for my own pleasure, a happy person, it combines. well, i should note that at our table, except for me, there are no women, of course they will appear, but in a very, so to speak, small number, does this mean that humor is still the prerogative of men? sergey, well, i don’t know, somehow i never divided into male and female, who will appear, your answer depends on this, it will be an intrigue for, let’s now somehow not know, join this. well, i think that women who can really present

themselves and somehow show themselves in humor, there are fewer of them, yeah, so they are more valuable, that’s all, but i don’t think that they are less funny or less inclined to it somehow, but it just turned out that they have more things to do around the house, and freer, then we take care of them. what do you say about women in kvn with humor in general it is easier for men to joke because men are more so to say in quotes loose he is allowed to joke more and a woman she should have been. educated , probably, and she is less, probably, it is possible to joke in some sense, but if a woman managed

to joke, and it is funny, then it is much more appreciated than a man, joked, yeah, how serious you are, guys, despite what misha says, nevertheless, almost every game is attended by his wife closely watching everything that's happening, have you ever had to listen to your wife say that... but of course you, mishka, made an unsuccessful joke, well, she's yours, she's your author, open up, she always sits with a notebook on the quentin tarantino, says, this is all, this is so, he didn't pass this, and of course he gets a dressing down at home, but before , for me, the criterion was that if i joked, it meant i could do everything that i showed on stage, i can show my parents, that is, such a level, a level of trust, that is, such an additional thing, that's what you showed now, yes, i i think for mom nothing.

so and now the criterion has changed now now now probably and also children have appeared although kvn is still well more adult yes the program for children is still too early i think while little now we have in full swing children's kvn calls children's kvn very good. joke from 6 months children play yes what are you saying yes yes just bring it to the microphone yes to the microphone parents hold it near the microphone and there oh and that's how a joke is born yes well okay well the beginning is something like this and then they joke this is your granddaughter yes alexander vasilievich this is my granddaughter oh this is my granddaughter this is she accordingly the host of children's kvn she is one of the hosts there are two of them yeah yeah i understand what i understand? what a powerful family tradition system system what father

of humor, yes here he is in front of us. seryozha, you will answer, that's it, i already feel that somewhere in concrete i will be, in humorous texts you will be buried, in general it happens that you do not understand, here some generation comes, starts joking, you say, what 's funny about this, guys, you know, i am not embarrassed to ask, what? funny about this, they will not explain, and i'm fine, mikhail, and do you ever have such discrepancies? you've really been with kvn for many years, you've been with it since the sixties, i think , yes, 1968, i think, everyone present, only alexander vasilyevich saw me on stage, by the way, mikhail borisov, yes, that's how he looked in imagine, yes. "seryozha, have you ever had cases

when you had to explain to alexander vasilyevich what was funny about this joke, well , you had to explain, but the conversation there is usually short, so, well, that is, if you had time in in the course of two phrases to explain something, yes, the third phrase is already there, let's tell the next joke, yeah, that's it, well, here we have - footage, then, how are they connected"? with your participation in kvn, when you were on the jury, to whom we gave tickets, we get up and dance, as agreed, yes, we get up and dance, we work off the tickets, i turn on everything, what's behind the wall, i don't know, will i drill and laugh, enjoy the unknown, i lost two rubles in a tram, i'm worried about it, two rubles, 21 hockey, what have you done moscow!

this was the greeting of the korona dobryanka team, but i must admit that, of course, the nervous system of the kvn players who have won the championship title is still weak, so we still had to disqualify one member of the jury, then the game is judged by five, well, tell us yourself, sergey,

this is a joke that just didn't work. this is a joke that miraculously worked, that is, i just didn't know about it, well , this story had a sequel, which i also suggest that we all watch, he came back, friends, at the last game during our final song with one of the jury members there was an incident, we received a videotape from him, let's watch it. dear alexander vasilyevich, dear, dear alexander vasilyevich, i realized one simple truth: dancing is not always good in kvn, especially on the table. alexander vasilyevich, i blame only everyone for what happened. i

really want to come back. no, well, i don't really like - jokes at my expense, although well, the crown won't fall from my head, it's okay, since it's not there, you know, the russian proverb: even with a pot name it, just don't put it in the oven, they don't put it in the oven, but with a pot, then, please, another secret of kvn, they say that you have some secret button, with which you turn off

your microphone so that your laughter doesn't go on air, yes, yes, misha, no, no, the last time there was such a joke in one of the kvns, here alexander vasilyevich has a button, i don't remember what command, may they forgive me, he presses the button, yuli solomonovich gets up, you see, this is also good, no, no, this button is for different purposes. mainly, so that i can't be heard, that is, you're not only laughing, you're also using some kind of, we're intelligent people, me and i, vadim, and you haven't heard about the button, well , it depends on which one, about alexander

vasilyevich's button, only to him, by the way, he's the author and the one who put together the drawing himself, that is , few people are privy to it. yes, alexander vasilyevich, ah-ah, if you find a button on this table now, then you can press it, you can press it, yes, you press it, look at the effect, oops, hello, ah, i passed.

that is, as i understand it, as i understand it, on you the eye did not shine, no, it did shine, it was sunk somewhere there, unfortunately, this is not captured on the recording, here mikhail borisovich was - the vice-champion of the ussr, and the champion of moscow, so he could not, no, well, not enough, you just don’t know the history of kvna, well, that’s all, i think that alexander vasilyevich, probably doesn’t remember everyone either, these are just millions of people already, i think that not thousands, it ’s really true that pay attention, at all the games alexander vasilyevich knows everyone

by name, this is from among all those whom i, at least, remember for ours, here goes warm-up, a bunch of commands, and he, come on, dima, joke, i don’t even remember that his name is dima there, and he knows everyone, it’s unique, because, maybe, because there was a condition that he had to go out with a sign with his name, maybe because of this. in our studio we talk about the most wonderful game - which has been popular for so many years kvn, everyone is probably interested in who invented kvn, then i undressed, brushed my teeth and went home, at home, i didn’t even drink tea, in the shower, then the bell rings, accelerod rings, says: venya, venya, venya! me i say, i got it, i'm on my way, i arrive, they're sitting, accelerator, yakovlev, muratov , me and maslyakov, we started thinking about kvn, and maslyakov was always in the way,

he was laughing loudly, interrupting, pulling yakovlev 's ears, yes, he was doing cartwheels, riding on the curtain, he was behaving disgustingly, and honestly, not in a komsomol way. and it was decided to put maslyakov in the corner so that he wouldn't interfere, we put him in the corner and forgot, and what do i see, 50 years have passed, and he's a handsome man, young, handsome, he's standing in the corner and not bothering anyone, conclusion, conclusion, conclusion.

in the person of mikhail galustyan, a medical obstetrician, you understand, maybe why i lost it, open it, open the internet, you can

sign up on saturday, and... misha is armenian, he can combine everything, that's the thing, saturday is free, yes, but - mikhail, when you were visiting me for an interview, and i know that i managed to deliver a baby one time, that means, after all, it was still a cat, no, a cat, but a human, yes, it was a difficult situation, they specially called a golustya, yes, yes, yes, yes, mikhail, have you ever regretted anything, the loss of a profession, such a sick one, no, never i regretted, i generally try never to regret anything in principle, although if we draw a parallel uh, then in principle i have preserved some part, probably of the profession, i give people joy and thus, probably, prolong their lives, it's true, you can't argue with that, i already know how we were together on tour for many years, that is, when he sleeps - misha, no, he

does this with his hands. he twists something, the head goes, well, of course, everything goes, everything i watch, at first i can't understand, i thought that he somehow i don't know, well, let's go let's stop at the photo, well, right after the commercial, as they said in the wonderful film the diamond arm, why did volodka shave off his mustache, well, in this case , why did yuliy solomonovichman shave off his mustache in the kvn game, don't switch. and for love this is the very place, i accidentally ended up in crimea during the liberation of crimea, and then odessa happened, for me this is probably the beginning, when something switched, i was killed by a beautiful, big plane, i think that it hurts her a lot, but she doesn't scream, she sings, very i want to live, a battle mage, that is, i am kind of weak in myself, but my magic is powerful,

so what? let's go, come on, war does not tolerate anything unnecessary, not everyone can do that, well , when a man, that's understandable, yes, here's a girl, that's it, she came, sat on a box, took a guitar, drank with us there with one mizka, that makes her native, a volunteer, yulia checharina is awarded medals, a participant in a special military operation, her pokalika is fighting...

we were auditioned for hort gracheva today, great, yura, you definitely need to sing, yeah come on, sing, what a unique gift you have, you hit such notes, what an upstart, you've got yourself a fancy name, larka, it's you, don't you recognize me or what? it's me, andryukha, so life is a success, you have everything that soviet women don't even dare to dream about, what's going on,

i thought everything was easy, i wanted fame, remember, gorachev and his choir shouldn't be on the song of the year, sing so that the sun rises, choir, premiere of the multi-part film from september 16 on channel one, tonight in this studio together with alexander vasilyevich maslyakov we are talking about the legendary cult game kvn. sergey, but did you save the country by not becoming a railroad worker? well, probably yes, i really had some kind of family curse, in my opinion, because all my relatives, everyone works on the railroad, grandmothers, grandfathers, mothers, fathers, that is , all this has been going on for a long time, and i, accordingly, in this same season, yes, well , not that i was born in the railroad area, i studied at the railroad gymnasium,

near the train station, everything was in principle. it still exists at my institute, that's it, but then, when i was invited to the ural pelmeni, i was invited there as an author, the face didn't come out, so sit for a while, there are no faces there, you know, we selected according to this principle, in principle we recruited people, yes, seryozha a little later appeared in the ural pelmeni team, he played there, but then they recognized him and not only as an author, he came out on stage and... he still does many things remarkably well, this too, we'll almost finish the set now with the curse of sergei's family, we'll finally debunk everything, from the institute almost kicked out, well there were two, two, probably,

critical situations, when i no longer had time, they just they appeared after i had - unity, the only one at the institute, had the key to the assembly hall in his hands, so this, well, this is just a golden key. this is a ring for gollum, this is everything, this is my darling everything, that is, i could not know that the hall was whole there, everything, that is, to go to classes, i went into this hall, there were already people somehow crowding in during, and how the key ended up in your hands, this is a story that will not want listen my wife, right now he has it here under his shirt, here it is over there, but i haven't got a tan under it, we've already figured out here that - mikhail borisov told us that he determined whether maslyakov had favorites by a special sparkle in their eyes, and the jury has favorites, or is it a dangerous thing to love someone so much, i've never seen a sparkle,

never, when i played, the thing is, no, that moment, my eyes should have sparkled when i gave such a rating, his, forgive me for being here, alexander, his the ability to never show the stage, in general. what he thinks about these, who are obvious outsiders, and about these, whom he hopes to drag to the final. this is the beauty of this club since 1812, that, for example, he

has never caressed us, two-time champions of the soviet union, and never thawed.

who is 4 years older than me, everything flows in this atmosphere of universal friendship and love, although in the soul, yes, this is not for our lives, because it is sports, here in this, that you go out on stage, when there was still a live broadcast, when everyone sees the country, are you a fool or are you smart, and your girlfriend sees it, your parents, and this makes it especially exciting, yes, this incredible training, which, for example, here... prepared the host of that school that baslyakov went through, not because he has been working there for 83 years, but because he is a scoundrel, yes, well, because all these 84 years,

do not add more, he has always been the main player on stage, so i always come up to everything, to say that now, when the eagles perform, here is an adult standing on stage. he has been hosting kvn for 140 years, and the guys, one is freed up place on the jury, i announce you. for 29 years in a row, every year in january in sochi we have the kvn festival, in recent years , 500 teams have really come, a little more, a little less, but... 29 years ago, when we organized the first festival,

14 teams came to the festival for the first time, we were happy, how many kvn players came to our first festival and decided to continue, so we continued, i want to say that another component, it seems to me, is extremely important for kvn, is that kvn allowed itself to make jokes of a political nature, i would... i would like remember such a joke of all times of nations, let's see, well, youth, what do you dream about, party, let me steer.

if possible, i'll make a remark, you know, today's youth, probably, should be explained this joke, because they haven't seen those times when everywhere in all cities, on all streets glory to the cpsu, the second in popularity, in purity, hanging out, was our helmsman party, that's when just when this joke sounded, it was a collapse.

to say that that in general, anything, for i understood that i was speaking to the whole country and i can what valeriysanovich ivanov will answer, and this feeling, well, how to say, of one's own importance, on the other hand.

and alexander vasilievich, yes, and congratulations, we congratulate you, i like your program, a very good program for you, but there is one point, i don't quite agree, i am here with you, here you are, your son is there in the hall, well, it is not quite right that the younger one is sitting when the older one is standing, yes, and in the future i propose the opposite, what to do, and you should sit here, he should stand there, yes, like this

, here, good, misha, i know that you are with the image kadyrov has settled in completely, well, it's great, he arrived, yes, as i understand it, well, in principle, yes, i have finally returned home, but was there any fear? there are always fears, but in general, kvn players with experience, who perform in the major league, have such a concept as self-editing, in principle, this image has been sitting in me for a long time, i wanted to show ramzan akhmatovich and i just couldn't imagine it. someone said that mish, similar, you can, yes, they said, very cool, but there was no opportunity and then there was such an opportunity 55 years of kvn, aleksandr vasilyevich, yes, everything came together, the stars aligned, and i'll be honest,

i wanted to gather a little more collectivity in this image, i just flew, ramzan kharosil, showed him this image, he said. what's the best way to do it, it's still a collection, so well, it's clear, what a pause, yes, such a funny little pause, and yumunovich, forgive me for interrupting you last time. it was you, forgive me for trying to get it, so, as it turned out, aleksandr vasilyevich moslyakov, 420 years hosting this program, but you are also a participant in this program also somewhere around 516, we won the season somehow, and it was clear that next year

everyone would joke about it, because i was the only one with a moustache. i only had a moustache, then my comrades had moustaches, i took them off, put them on the microphone and said, and try to joke yourselves, and i must say that since i and i myself have not seen myself without a moustache since the ninth grade, well, imagine karl marx taking off his beard, no one

has ever seen karl marx without a beard, and why did you remember karl specifically, because we have literally. in short, there was an anniversary, here we are 25 years later, which you mean , tell me, because we have this video, let's see how this joke has lived through the centuries, i would say, 25 years have not seen me here in this role, still

it seems to me that it is necessary for you to finally see my true face, and this seems to me to be very right. and let's try to do this, go back 25 years, let's try, let's try, excuse me, i myself have never seen this, it is a terrible sight,

i don't know why, it happens, because here none of this was prepared, the jokes were not written, no, and sasha doesn't write jokes, it 's written in his text, we wrote everything down, i don't know about you. but not for everyone, yes, he didn't write it down, you wrote it down, as always, he didn't, i was always thinking about this magical, so to speak,

property of kvn, its secret in general, they say here that it's a way of thinking, that's right, but where does it come from, it comes from the fact that some people grow wings, some grow wings, they become musicians, some grow wings, they become pilots, as expected with wings, so if you grow these wings in kvn, then you become a kvn star, and then a television star, you see, there are many of them now, i must say that, but if these wings haven’t grown for you, and you’re not in comedy or something, and you’re not in dumplings or sausages or anywhere, if you’re, well, in a good sense, funny sausages, it’s not true, i appreciated it, you’re also in amazing shape.

on the first, all translations from some d- boil, stop, dad, i’m going to the very a long journey in my life, yes i will find you your grandson, well do you believe in me or not, juke, premiere of the multi-part film, on friday, after the voice of children, in the new season on the first, rumors about this crime are already circulating in the city, where will you not go?

go anywhere, anything, photos if you do not have? strange, where are they? were they here? you are the only real witness, the only person to whom he came openly. well, major, the hunt has begun, confrontation, premiere of the legendary book by julian semenov. tonight we have guests the most famous kvn players, their permanent leader. i want to remind you of another image, which may not be so

memorable to the viewer, but it seems to me that it is amazing in mikhail's early work, if you set out on a journey with a friend, if you set out on a journey with a friend, the road is more fun, without friends i am a little, without friends i am a little, with friends there are many, what is snow to me, what is heat to me, what is pouring rain to me, when my friends are with me, what is snow to me, what is heat to me, what is that to me, when my friends are with me, i must say,

what bribed me the most. i thought, no, no, well, it was definitely twice, god loves the trinity, that's okay, well then, yes, by the way, i'm waiting for the third coming, yeah, you see, let 's watch with sound, how i, well, please, i'm pouring warm rain, falling in the spring, i 'm standing in the entrance opposite your house, waiting for you to pass

by... or maybe not, as soon as i see you, oh, it's strangely funny, our world is arranged, the heart loves, but won't say, about its love, let me live and not know, do you love me or not, it's better than confessing, hear. no in response, but that snow, in the spring always, maybe to me, you will say yes, it is absolutely absolutely selfless, i liked vladivostok, this is of course a reception, as they say, how not to put, that's of course they know, by the way,

it was not the only appeal, i apologize, maybe that's why. "hello, hello, i decided to be present, you know, i don't know, took the liberty, for the first time on behalf of a girl, a woman, i give you flowers, i have never allowed such a thing, yes, i generally, i have never given flowers to men, but i give you with big, with big words of gratitude and recognition, and with love, this is for you, thank you, i

just from everyone with all my heart." thank you, hello, hello, hello, it's nice, finally i'm not alone in this, there is someone to have a heart-to-heart talk with, well, svetka, listen, come on , yes, ah, you took part in kvn, somehow in two stages, it turns out, you played once, you failed, then you said goodbye for many years, and then returned in this unforgettable image, well, not in tattoos, we returned, an unforgettable image. svetka and zhanka, yes, two vocational school girls, magic, the first since it was in ninety-three, then perm university was, we entered history, the first mass dance, the first, that was ninety-three, we then danced to bogdan titamir there all actively like that, and the mass dance at three or four we there scene scene in the film egoist,

it was already well ninety-second.

simply, our duet appeared in in 2001, in 2000, it was. it draws you in, and if you suddenly fall out of it, it's a terrible tragedy in fact, and zhanna was not there yet, yes, i say, no we'll go to kvn, we won't, let's do it this way, let's do it this way, we 've only been there with you. we'll perform, we'll help the guys, yes, we'll leave , that's it, and we don't need to be there, i tried to persuade her, honestly, very hard, but it didn't work, he,

kven, swallowed us up again like that, he simply ground us up in that machine again, and i - i don't regret it at all now, what fears he tells, yes, yes, no, you know, it's like maybe, fears or not, but i have nothing bad to say, i only have words of gratitude, and we won't do anything bad? such a strange one true, no, well suddenly, for example, he will say a lot, here is kven, what does it mean, you have to say , say, just try, many can, for example, say, well, of course, kvn, it ’s such a thing, well, naturally, everything is already foreseen there, this team will be the winner, no, it’s not true, we just appeared when alexander vasilyevich cut off our music, cut it off, we just came out, showed it, he looked at us like that, a scoundrel, just, that’s it. it’s like, forgive me, it’s like the beginning, it’s all because of you, it’s all because of you, that’s how it is in our already in the number musical, tomorrow we have a general rehearsal, and we don’t have a musical number, last night

the team came up with another completely musical number, a musical number, so we went out, showed it, and such a sly smile, this grin, yours, this is not the only command that was mastered.

yes, here comes the stirletz, so, we were joking with zhanna, when at that time we were svetka zhanna, we say, listen, well , that’s enough already, well, you know, well, we’re not 15 years old, although they definitely believed us that we were 15 years old, we left the hall, wrote notes, girls they say, and what about where you are going to apply there is everything, so it was, everything was in fact, so zhanka and i were joking, listen, well , time will pass, you know, 10 years will pass, 15, you will survive, we will go out again, well, these are two old ladies, ha-ha-ha, yes we were joking, you know, they went out, they went out, hello, they went out and it is so you know, to the point of goosebumps, so when you go out on stage, you put yourself back on there svetka, zhanka, zhanka got used to it for a day, to zhanka, she got used to it for a day, well, but she got

back into it, so we jumped out on stage, and that means, and we had a jury, well, i looked at all the teams, well, how they got older, how they changed , yeah, and we jump out and who is who, and so, well , you know, this is probably worth it for this. yes, we have such a thing as a summer cup, a champions' cup, and we invite teams that once became champions and ask them, if they need, to invite some team of their friends, so in august in the summer cup, just like that, a comeback.

she was shaking so much that she was like that with a khadun, i her, i can't cope with it, i was just shaking so much, it turned out, oh my god, i already have experience, that here are the worries about the fact that you can and... fail the number, that is, this is a complete return to youth, as they say, in all sensations, from childhood, that's where, and i could not cope with myself, really, i could not cope with the worries, i did everything, but you have some kind of, by the way, a thorny path of kvn, you are my path in principle, but i was interested in such a detail, that you started with the fact that... the director of the student

club yeah wow that is to say you are not the author or the director there so to speak you approached it from the financial side yeah because i graduated from the world that is we graduated from the same university one faculty and i calculated the debit and credit that artists don't get very much that's why i went to the pharmaceutical academy yeah like closer to drugs. of course, i had groups, that is not bad for money, so i was involved in a theater group and kvn, the guys wanted to play, yeah, marin, i understand that you are now such a popular blogger, in your place, so in the blog you exhibit some wars, yes such, well, that is , it is impossible to stop, yes, now we see this olga buzova, we can even. i even think that we

should watch one of marina's parodies, it's wonderful, just wonderful, i'll show you something now, or rather not something, but someone, just don't scare them, who is it? who is this? i 'll show you something now, or rather someone, just don't scare them. who is it? who is this? a... this is brilliant,

but can we say that this is the spirit of kvn that doesn't let you go? of course, i'll tell you more, kvn taught me such, you know, mobility in the creative space. is it true that kvn literally influenced your personal life, that it somehow upset your first marriage, but successfully organized the second, i don’t get upset quickly, as if everything is fast with me, everything is fast. from mobility it is in all matters yes from kv no, no, when, this is moscow, there should be movement, but you hid the fact from your second spouse that you play in kv, yes, he saw it on tv, this is also quite kv-like, improvisationally he got acquainted, an interesting reaction, yes, he was offended, for some reason, i don’t know why i didn’t say that well, something was not at all interested in your personal life, in general , just some kind of impudent person, well... on the other

hand, it was good that he liked me, not at all, not at all, yes, here’s some kind of he just didn’t even know before that you were joking, for example, yes, that is, before that he didn’t even know that you were joking, well, why, i and you were joking with him, and we met cheerfully, but as they say, this is something to remember, nothing for children tell, on the federal channel, on the federal channel too, i really need your help, my mother fell for the tricks. four real stories, we met on a dating site, i saw these diamonds, i checked them, it was all real, four different women, i asked, why the investigative committee, how could you work in the fsb, who are connected by only one thing, he introduced himself as a businessman, they all became victims of manipulators. "i couldn't think

that he could deceive me, and one of them is still under the influence of the swindler, maybe he plays his best role with you, maybe the idea and the inspiration for this whole operation was his wife, for the sake of love someone loses money, it's just paper, someone lost himself, it's impossible to live on if a man asks you for money"? run away from him. manipulators. a scam for love. premiere. from september 14, on saturdays, on the first. st. petersburg, they are coming back. evgeny semenenko, vladislav kikidzhi, adelia petrosyan, petr gumennik, sofia akateva, mark

kondratyuk, sofia muravyova, dmitry aliyev, alexandra trusova. premiere of new programs. hot ice, opening of the season, live broadcasts on weekends on channel one. over the past 7 years, 17 hostage-takings have been committed, i will blow myself up, this is clear, unfortunately, the statistics are not encouraging, shut up everyone, from this second you are all hostages. are you crazy, these are children, my name is zaitsev, gennady nikolaevich, i am the head of the operation to free your children, if you do not show the brightest, most decisive ones in the near future victories that will surprise the whole world, what the hell

do we need you for, the path is difficult, there are many enemies around, try to figure out who is who. "if necessary, we would not ask you, appointed you, that's it, go to work, and i ask you, are you taking on this case or not, i am taking it on, stepan, what are your demands for a start, we demand, eight machine guns, can you hear me, eight, please, save my friends, if any of the children get hurt, they will lose their meaning, prepare for assault, premiere, commander on saturday, on the first, in the new season

on the first, come on, come on, come on, can i have you ask, hot, that i love her, i've loved her for a long time since school, your hair on the back of your head is wet from the heart, on... lipstick, for everyone we are the perfect couple, i don't want to be a thief, you understand, yes, but it seems to me that you yourself, yes, my wife asked me, left for another, why don't you go after her, don't fight, don't bring her back

, i went out of my way for him, do you even know how much they cost, you weren't asked, properly, just touch the guy, nit, chorus: premiere of the multi-part film from september 16, on the first. today all evening in our studio we talk about the most a wonderful game that has been popular for so many years. kvn. vadim, you wanted to become a doctor. it was your original dream. yes, i initially wanted to be a doctor, i entered the borisov medical school, but fate turned out that. i had to go back to school to finish my studies and went into the armed forces. the thing is that if i can briefly say so, when i was in my first year at a military school, i went with my military team to a kvn team festival in the city of ryazan, the slavic bazaar was called, where i met a man, which i saw on tv,

the editor-in-chief, they came with andrey churin then, that is, they sat on the jury and actually did the editing, and we just met in person, for me it was all until now, i have a pack of cigarettes. don't bother, friends, but at the same time, everyone was happy and lived by this kvn, and you can't imagine, there is the press, and even golygin didn't make a funny joke, no, he made a funny joke, it was simply impossible. the material that i

brought, because being military, we had a slightly different view of all this humor, you know what else i would like to say, that we were catastrophically short of money, we played in the voronezh kvn league, we lived in a bus for a week, we didn’t even have money for a hotel, that is, in front of the apex , that’s what the hall was called there, there was a bus, that is, the guys were leaving, arriving. they showed rehearsals, and we all went to sleep in the bus, there was a disco called luchi, they unrolled everything but the glass there, and we came to the kvn team festival in sochi, the military school paid for our hotel there, yes, there is no per diem, they said, choose either food, or a hotel, well of course, a hotel, but they gave us 480 cans of stew, after 480 cans of stew, we met all the sgu, with everyone in general with all the molkry, because at night... they fed us at night when we needed to find a snack, that is, everyone knew that

there were 480 in the military team, here with us, here with us in kvn, kvn affairs come in different ways, in a dirty way, a dirty way, but it is interesting, now i would like to invite you to listen to a greeting from one charming mentor of the voice project, who also played in kvn, they saw me, i was already, as i say, a locally famous child in novosibirsk, so they came up with this thing with a little girl who hosts, that is, a music competition, as far as i remember, i was the first child in kv, and i was already on the transit team. they invited me, there was this tall, handsome guy who invited me to dance, he dances terribly,

he trampled all my feet with his knees, then in ninety -seventh year kvn was completely different than now, but to be honest, the jokes are still funny, now every time when i am invited to sit on the jury, i just tremble with happiness inside the same ten-year-old girl and in general... i don't even believe that this happens to me every time, the team from siberia and the orchestra, these are the kind of people we have in our team, jokes, women, money, women, success, nothing will happen, but one for all, yes, cool, and... another participant of kvna is valdi spelsh, hello, he's just 87,

probably one of the most, well, with the exception of solomonovich, the old ones playing here, in 1987 to our university came, there were several kvn teams at the university, mikhmatskaya was very strong there, and fisfak was very strong, a disgusting team of the philosophy faculty, it was pvn, in which i played, and i had no chance of entering the national team, you were just a philosopher. well, there was simply a philosophical plague from us, which no one understood, even we, because well , you have to participate, then i learned the cruelest world of show business, because when we lost in the final, there was a disco at moscow state university, the most central one, where practically everyone the students were suddenly the sound turns off and the dj says: guys, guys, the news just came in, our team lost, deathly silence, and after a pause such a voice from the center: goats, and you understand that... and you have to go to this university tomorrow, yes, but fortunately i was already a graduate, i have a fifth year, a diploma and

i graduated right away i did not experience shame, but i must say that losing was very painful, i wanted to turn to mikhail bashkatov, who is sitting at our table, also, hello, first of all, here is what valdi said, that losing was scary, painful, but i know that your desire to kvn was connected with the desire to be successful with girls, seriously, well, that's not quite true. when i had my graduation at school and we walked with my mother around the sports palace then in all cities in the sports palaces there were generally crushes so -called hands and we were choosing a suit there not for the graduation on this connection on the loudspeaker. they announced that today the kvn team children of lieutenant schmidt won the quarterfinals, it

was, it turns out, at home, won the quarterfinals reached the semi-finals of the major league, where. well, applause to the couple from italy, their old rivals from france are rushing onto the dance floor, this is andrea and sofia,

well, this was a couple from france, and i forgot to say that andre and micheli are old rivals, look at the unsportsmanlike behavior of the dancers, here is andre's brother bursting onto the dance floor. part-time member of the judging panel, oh no, we don't need such a rumba,

listen, well, i just. i can still do it like that, yes, and do you have some kind of dance education, i just thought that the choir i dedicated to his wife, the thing is that she is a master of sports in sports ballet, and that it was she who taught you so, only this, she found us these charming girls, and that she herself did not dance, she said, no, no way, i will find you the best girls in moscow, yes, but i myself will not go on stage, but i did study sick dances for a couple of years at school. you know, i apologize, i just want to bow low to the editors, where do they get such cheating, you know, that's where it comes from,

that well, we shouldn't show this, we should show this, and we have this kind of material that we can. this is good, you think, oh my god, this is how this comes from, to say, where from, where it comes from, to say, i also want to express my deepest respect, because in that first season in which we played, the editor was aleksandrevich moslyakov, and he was my teacher, and i was your teacher and dima's, and dima becomes a teacher, this comes from the fact that you have to watch the finals for 8 hours games, you know, you know now. you read some jokes he says already on your jokes he says not guys well it was in eighty eight here we admire and there we think why does he remember everything i should remember i apologize that was already a wonderful

creator of kvn was bella sergeeva television. director, she basically, she was the host of the program, she dictated the topics, she worked with the authors, she worked with the teams, she took me as a boy to kvn, to try out as a host, then she took my wife, the director of kvn, to kvn as an assistant, svetlana, her name was, the director, her name was bella sidna sergeeva, she. loved it very much when i told something, she loved to talk very much, but it was, and after that her name was bela, there was and si, i want to turn to the archivist, to mikhail martin, and do you have, if you remember all the jokes , any favorite ones, in fact, there are such jokes, someone said today that there are

timeless jokes, there is another criterion, when you hear a joke and do not understand how it is why? and i can show funny guns, he says, well, show me, there, really, i think that this is one of those timeless masterpieces, and this is the place for love, i accidentally ended up in crimea during the liberation of crimea, and then odessa happened, for me this is probably the beginning, when something switched. i was killed by a beautiful big plane, i think that it hurts her a lot, but she doesn’t scream, she sings, she really wants to live, a battle mage, that is, i’m kind of

weak in myself, but my magic is powerful, well, let’s go, come on, war does not tolerate anything unnecessary, not everyone can do that either, well when a man it's clear, yes, here's a girl, uzhana yes, she arrived, sat on the box, took. hello, hello, i'll handle your case, there were no normal ones, where to the police

, they sort things out in the bushes, no need, let's go, let's go, your little friend, bought a ticket for yakutsk, i'm flying there, who is this, the south, and then i'm the north, what? the truth, he's deceiving you, don't touch, fuck, well, are you satisfied, true friend, this guy, did he come to you by chance, this is this yuk, the premiere of a multi-part film, on friday, after the voice of the children, tonight in this studio together with alexander vasilyevich maslyakov we talk about the legendary cult game kvn. valdis. you have been a member of the jury more than once - the club of cheerful resourceful people, and was there anything for this story of when you were sitting in live, that you, well, you also remembered some

joke, thought, well, oh my, how wonderful, i must say, they still take me, by the way, can i tell you how to get into the jury, come on , tell me, we are all interested, i am also interested, no, this is absolutely true, you need to smile all the time, because when i am alone once sat unsuccessfully on the jury.

but this, this was a blank with the lord water, that's what happened, he was in the second section of the captains' corse, gave me two handkerchiefs from his pocket and started waving the marine semaphore alphabet at me, and i stood there like an idiot, and this was a live broadcast, i understand that i don't understand anything at all, although i had to learn all this, but we didn't have time.

understands that it's all over, when i suddenly realized that i don't understand, i guessed that the whole hall doesn't understand anything, and the jury doesn't understand anything, and i realized that i won the competition. i said, please, repeat it again, andrey, he waved to me with pleasure, smiling brazenly, and i then went up to the microphone, smiled with all 34 teeth, which i smiled then when i was scared, did so, the audience applauded, died of happiness, you know,

this is it. what is there nothing to read? since we are talking, for many years, the chairman of the jury is, his function as the chairman of the jury, and not in what, they are so nominally solemn or does he influence, no, no, those who are nearby, but it must be said that the most difficult thing is to quickly and adequately evaluate either biathlon or warm-up.

well, not a warm-up, but accordingly a joke contest, yes, yes, improvisational, and there you have to make a decision, there are six of us on the jury, the jury members, let's say, i show there that there, if i think that the first team needs to be removed, i show one finger, yes , it is clear that konstantin lvovich, he quickly looks through, but a decision needs to be made, so he says there another shot or this team leaves us, that is, here he is, without a doubt, a person who takes responsibility, because. relatively speaking, there are fans sitting in the hall, everyone perceives the defeat of their team, well, actually, where are you going, hello, what is it, anyway, this is, of course, without a doubt, the front of konstantin lvovich's work, well, in the selection, what is the most pleasant, when you are on the jury - these are selections, when you suddenly become a god and save, you save these people and these people, they are already standing with them

whole. because i was also born in sixty-first year - in the same year in which this determined, i hope, not only this, but he remembers this, and we are very grateful for that, that he finds time to come to our jury and has determined, has not determined, but ernst has never sat in any capacity on any other program, only behind the scenes or above the ceiling, and that's all. kavne, he

comes with pleasure, with pleasure it is the smell of time. well, tonight in our studio there are kvn players of all different years, and i want to introduce another kvn player, i think, very unexpected for all our viewers, this is maxim sherfuddinov. hello, maxim. good evening, good evening. well, we are already introducing you exclusively only within the framework of news studios there and so on and suddenly a kvn player. well , i'm only with. here's the number that we want to remind, today i signed a decree on resignation by the way, there was also a shade of politics, the government, viktor

stepanovich is resigning, chernomyrye. parting with old comrades. it's always difficult, you want to be frank, i'll tell you frankly, a classic, first of all, what a handsome man, just the eye can't compare now i understand that then he was really a handsome man, by the way, there's a crown on top, yes, that was my first appearance on channel one.

to be honest, for me it was just such a small, short episode in my life, but a very bright episode. the team four tatars existed long before me, and it so happened that i got straight to moscow, straight to the major league right there. semi-final, final bam, i saw everyone, then the team was whispering , look, marfin, chevurin, there moslyakov, that is, everyone was whispering, well, it was something, that's the feeling, i probably carried it through, and as for the fact that i was perceived as

like like someone else after kvna, that is, this happened to me for the first time, that is , after they showed this episode with me, people started recognizing me on the streets, that was of course. very unusual, even, even now, well, i think that after the news, like recognition is still lower, or people just don’t talk about it, but kven players are always recognized, kven players are recognized everywhere, but it’s in vain that you left kvn so quickly and went into the news, it seems that somehow it wasn’t the right choice, they won’t recognize you, after kv. here’s the winter selection festival and how do we

for some reason there was a room nearby, the guys who are kvn players know where the hall is where everyone rehearses and this and these rehearsals are prescribed, that is, you will understand the law. in ordinary life, it is very, let's say, difficult to meet him, these are the moments when suddenly someone somewhere met him and says, there i go out, like this i close the door, and he walks down the corridor, in what in what there in jeans, yes, jeans, well, such were

such legends, nothing special, and i was riding in the elevator there, they are riding in the elevator with glory, oh well, don't rush, yes, i swear, so what well, that's it, yes, yes, we met him. absolutely such a special figure for everyone who has ever played in kvn, how do you feel about that moment when the chicks, as they say, flutter out of the nest? i have a complicated attitude to this, although in principle i am very happy to see on tv in some unexpected guise for me, a person whom i know as... another thing is that there are many channels, many kvn players, they use literally everyone, and i always love kvn, this team, it's worth it.

so that we save you for the final or you

can you start yes in order i'm waiting ah you wait i'm going out i'm going out and then don't suffer the main thing is to start reading the phrase everything is very simple if alexander vasilyevich had become an engineer and you had to be an engineer or something i don't know i worked as a transport engineer for a year and 6 days as a transport engineer well i think what kind of transport engineer we have.

where is he from god, where does he know, where does he know me from anyway, and the attention that alexander vasilyevich gives, in general to everyone and individually individually, and in general this how hard it is now, and during mikhail's speech they went. i don't know how it will end, it will end now, which fills the eye with a sparkle, it smiles more and more, the answer to this question, i have known for more than 50 years, wow, so, the question sounds like this, alexander vasilyevich will not be able to live without, so i will tell you that the answer is not sharp, but the answer is pure and truthful, he could not live without his family, without his granddaughter, without...

let's move on, if alexander vasilyevich and i got lost in the forest, then don't tell us, we are interested, no, and there you need to differently, well, don't forget about the previous answers svetlana, please, no, we had, we had, in my opinion, it was already the last game, when it was, alexander vasilyevich came out, we'll survive somehow, and for me, for you, if alexander vasilyevich didn't have a sense of humor, then it would have been some nikolai petrovich, an engineer. nikolai petrovich, if alexander vasilyevich were an actor, then

the role would suit him, and what should be continued here? what role? and is any role finished? you know very well that he played in a television performance? come on in, come on in, you've probably never seen a living ghost in your life, well , to be honest, no, especially a living one, thank you for coming, because i don't know the current order here at all, and what is there to know, there is no order these days, tell me, if you are a ghost, does that mean you can disappear? well, i can easily, but i came here seriously for a long time, not for that, my friends and i buried treasures in order to disappear, i have a photograph hanging in the basement of my dacha, from this very one, i hung it in the corner, my granddaughter, she is 11 now, and there was very little

years old, she comes and says, who is this, and her dad, uh-huh. he says, starts telling her that this is a distant ancestor, and so on and so forth and so forth, the story that i am here, so i pass for a distant ancestor in this, in this picture, so, if alexander vasilyevich were my dad, well, in fact, it is not a very correct formulation of the question, not a very correct formulation, because in essence alexander vasilyevich. he is some kind of general kvn dad. how did i live to see such people. but it is true.