i remember we had a room, so in the military school, a room where we were given in the club , so where we gathered, wrote kvn, we had all sorts of soviet-era awards hanging there , there were no awards hanging there , some kind of almost hanging there, like these, the party said we need some kind of banners there... there was one hanging, remember, in soviet times, there was one everywhere in all the cities, a machine gun made of two parts, red with black, on a green one, everyone was running around like that, kids were playing, there was a machine gun hanging on a nail, we cut it out from below a teddy bear, there was a teddy bear skin hanging, and i remember when the general there, well , said that there would be an inspection of all the premises , they told us to put things in order there, and we were there , well, it was more or less decent, but still , that is, i was violating the order.

there was alarming music there, it started , you will go on reconnaissance there, there is no there, on reconnaissance , and so, and he says one, the second, he says you will go on reconnaissance there, like, just take care of yourself, he, yeah, but not like last time, find out at least something, and i chose this joke, that is, well, like the funniest one for myself, when it was very strange - the journalists, you say, vadim has, listen right away, as if i was very prepared. but nevertheless, of course, i

will not ask you now your favorite joke, and why do you have everything at once , you know, this is exactly the same situation , only completely different, i really do have a favorite joke, but our team's favorite joke, yes, because answering the same question to the journalists, i chose our team's joke in advance, we had a joke called prochinskom. in the office where we came up with humor, i i was lying, like this, lying on a sofa like this, and someone tells me, i'm all... nothing

works, we can't think of anything, back and forth, vartyun, vartyun was, and someone tells me, come on, what are you talking about, relax, i say, i'm going to relax now, the buttons will blow off your head, everyone's like, go, go, go, let's go, let's go, let's record, well, thank you very much dima, thank you very much mikhail naumovich, katya, thank you very much for helping our viewers today to learn more about this unique phenomenon, the magnificent play of kvs. and honestly, i can say that konstantin is now also a new baked kvn player, he also knows something now. it was a pity there was very little about brekdant, yes-yes-yes, me too, i came specifically for this, to be honest, i wanted to listen, there is no point in talking about this, you need to watch it, you need to see it, amuse each other, and life will become brighter and more positive, bye, bye.

921 you have the seventh strip, have a good landing,

thank you, bortas understood you, well? oh, life has really battered you, yes or they pinned you down, the first time you put on a shirt, it was still brand new, well at least they shut his mouth, otherwise gromchetvishkov was yelling, i shoved my whole sleeve into his mouth, look at my abs, look at my soul, i 'm taking it out, i'll take it out now, well, fuck, burgas, i'm flight 92, i would have passed the next landing, 921, what do you have, no, everything is fine with us, a rowdy guy on the boat, prepare to meet, he's not rowdy, he's crazy, 921, we're providing priority access.

what's funny, a repost, well, forgive me, please, my wife just left me, so i rolled, and i haven't dried out for two weeks, from tears, if you don't forgive me now, i won't i know what i'll do, and my name is yura.

do you want me to sew your skirt for you, men, young people, hotel, hotel further along the shore. i mean, who said that i'm russian, your slight accent gave you away, the accent itself, if it weren't for russian, you'd be speaking turkish right now.

oh, hello, my friend, oh you're so cute! puppies, here, robbie, bobbie, don't touch any rubbish, don't touch the gentleman either, what cute dachshunds, oh, be careful, be careful, it's always like that with them, forgive me, forgive me, please, oh, wine, vodka, once again, vodka, dark lager and a shot of cognac, isn't that right, two shots, added to coffee, just waited a long time for the bus, and no. snacks, listen, you are just my harry's astral alcoholic twin, yes, constable harry robbins, my

late husband, that's how he smelled on weekends , you are a policeman, only policemen drink like that, well, yes, welcome aboard constable, nice to meet you, amanda robins, widow, bobby, robbie, he is a gentleman, constable, you must treat him with respect, regardless of his alcohol level. very nice to meet you mutually, just good, bobi, robbi, bobi, bobi, let's go for a walk, hey, men come, men. come, and love doesn't end because it doesn't begin,

deep thought, look, cute, right in the morning, cute, drinks a lot, gets little, already two reasons not to get acquainted, but it seems to me that he is kind, but it seems to me that he is a loser , i put down a glass of beer. his wife left him, and we don't get up from polo, so he doesn't lie around, that's for now, we are very glad to have guests from russia, welcome, have a nice rest, mr. skvortsov, you can contact us with any questions to the reception, my name is petya, my assistant vanya, petya and vanya, okay, just not yura,

the party will take you to your building and carry your luggage, tasya, oh, oh, tasya, no need, it's heavy , tasya will do it now, no, i didn't get it, in bulgarian. and this is no, you understand, yes, dinner is at 7:00, the restaurant is to the right down the corridor, yeah, to the right means to the left, yes, no, in bulgarian, to the right is straight ahead, to the left is the pool, listen, what kind of contingent do you have here in general, two married couples live on your floor, americans and french, an englishwoman, a dog.

there's no one here, welcome aboard but he won't have a drink with you either, drink constable. where's the fish? the third table is ready, go, go! straight down, to the right, to the right again, to the left,

yeah, yeah, okay, right, then, straight.

die, i want my fish, my back, what a pain, russia-europe, 5:0, but. but this is not bad, minus the skirt, minus the blouse, you killed two of my favorite things at once, darling, why me, because if you had brought me to the maldives or bora bora, none of this would have happened, yeah, but here there's only one russian, well, in the maldives ibora bora, they are the same they walk in packs.

who's there? russian, stop, i'm standing there, and there's this, who was chasing me, and someone was chasing you, well

, i couldn't catch a squirrel, do you drink a lot? yeah, probably, then let's go. was it these shrimps that scared you, these are miguel martinez's chimeras, why, and i don't care from modern art, plaster, cardboard, epoxy, no, to me it's complete crap, a pile, what is this, yeah, i have this... a lion lives here, he broke away from the russian circus, i mean, how did he break away, well, how did he choose freedom, now he sits in a cage, he's certainly strange, this yura, a little like that absurd, a little wild, alien, awkward, that's

what it means to be without the internet all day and have unhealthy thoughts creeping straight into your brain. her name is bayan, open her eyes, and she's standing in front of me, you should have seen her, i 'm reaching out to her, but you know, i didn't want to rip her skirt off, i generally thought it was a dream, yeah, and she, she. so, so amazing, yeah, look at those big lips, in general, don't feel sorry for me, she has those shoulders, like those, like those, like those, like those lips, only better, yeah, it's just crazy,

well, go crazy, what's the point, she's seeing me doesn't want at all, and you do it through... wants, and it's like doing some kind of feat, something heroic, for example, breaking down a fence, and they'll send her, yes, and if they don't send her, then it's not destiny, where is your unnecessary fence here, yura, the time to throw stones, tomorrow will come, now we'll have a drink, but i 'm not... me too, op, i'm fine, everything, huh? give me another shrimp, contemporary

art, poor miguel, what a blow for an artist, this is an attack on harmony. this is a reprisal against art, forgive me, gentlemen, don't worry, the police are already dealing with it, here he is, hold me, hold me, you bastard , how did you do this, what is this,

and why did you decide that it was me? who? m, yes, it’s awkward, it turns out somehow, gentlemen, a man drank a little yesterday, well, he fell asleep. in the fresh air under a bush, and so what, there’s no one else, and why immediately write me down as a criminal, vandals, barbarians, in my opinion, this version is very convincing, you hang statues on me, and for what, for drinking or for falling asleep, and i’ll tell you why, because i’m russian, yes, and my name is yura, this is your only one.

here are adults, like, yura, you've completely lost your mind, i allowed you to break the fence, and what have you done, do you think you didn't want to beat up these freaks yourself, but i'm holding on somehow, i would ask for his hands! but not mine, look at his hands, what do you say? i don't remember anything, honestly, a cheap excuse, i advise you to confess to everything and sign the protocol, what do you say? but i almost believed you, i'm afraid deportation is inevitable now, that's right, how fast you stand, at the slightest thing deportation immediately, and you are all for this

guilty, stayan, no need, shut your mouth, why am i looking at you, you seem like a girl, smart, even beautiful, but you're a complete idiot, he didn't mean that, the guy has been pining for you since day one, can't you see it, that's not true, no wonder, he tore off his skirt, he's been pining ever since, he says close your eyes, and she's standing in front of me without a skirt? and her skirt is right here in my fist, and listen, we just went a bit overboard yesterday, he 's talking nonsense, i get it, you, run, catch up, bayana, stop, i want to tell you something, stayan he's telling the truth, when i saw you, i couldn't develop it at all. my head was swimming, my eyes were foggy, my mouth was dry, it's love, why are you silent, go away already, dry off, it's

because i'm russian, yes, yes, of course, well done, yura, you said it well. i almost cried, i said one confession, i immediately signed another, and now let me help you, girls , time is normal, holy shit, thank you, you walk, that's how it is, sometimes it happens that strong love wins over strong love,

you specially chose a hotel so far from the sea to torture me, but the beach is completely close, it's on saysheylah it's close, by the time you crawl here, the swimsuit will go out of fashion.

bayana, coffee, thank you, how are you, how, i'm holding on with all my might, yeah, this barbarian not only ruined my creation, he wounded me in the very heart, do you hear, that's why i don't hear anything, that's all. taxi, i sympathize with you, how can you

sympathize with me? "yes deeply, and can you do more, how more, well sincerely, but don't hold back, only you can bring a dying artist back to life, the artist is me, you look quite healthy, thank you, but you have to help me, for a long time in service, i will do what i can, all the facts are recorded, yeah, new facts have appeared, the forest has escaped, the englishwoman's dog is so small, flattened, a taxi, so he ate it, and you saw it yourself, well, well, how, how did you, well there was a dog and then no, she barked, barked, yes, she barked, that is, after, and what are they, the evidence?

little friends of truth, well, i told you, i am a policeman, by the way, it's amazing, and what should we do with all this now, and what? and after me? the lion is in place, that's why it happens, some, when they get full, they mold hearts, they do, others hang around wherever they want and mess with their heads, and what are you doing, are you crazy, he's afraid of you, damn, what a load of crap, prison cries for you, that's right, put him in jail with an electric shock, i don't

understand why... he's still not in jail, go and stay out of my sight, listen, give me a gun, i'll arrest him, he's just, at one time, constable harry robins was trying to impress me and pulled the tail of a huge stallion, he did, of course, he flew 14 from the sweat, it was record of the year, i married a champion and we lived happily ever after, and then, and then i became a widow at 19 with years, i don’t drink anymore, but less, no, as you say, and are the surveillance cameras working? we have

to watch, let’s watch, as you say, the cameras work like clockwork, they just don’t record, but we can watch, so we’ll watch, as he says? “i don’t drink, as you say, yes, apparently, our accordion has worked its magic on you, put your poor heart on its ears, this drink, which has as many degrees as a right angle, i drink so that your male charm expanded. the boundaries of her modesty and would have established herself in them for a long time, for women to appreciate you in themselves, this drink, a drop of which makes a horse stutter, i want

to drink to your luck, and for it to always turn to you with the place that you yourself would like. for successfully drinking to the bottom, here he has become too stingy, sleeps all day long, at night it is as if someone is pulling his tail, on his tail ... reaction, where does it put it, then you will now go to the right, well, i mean straight, you understand, yes, and then again to the right, well then there is, well, you'll find it, i'll find it,

how... are you completely out of your minds , breaking glass? well, now, now, wait, now i 'll catch someone and shove something, i'll shove it somewhere into someone's hands. bayana, bayana, do you know what's wrong with the connection? it's gone, he'll fix it. time is running out? i wanted to call a lawyer, but i can't, i need a statement of claim. still, you want to sue when art is defenseless, an artist must have subs, just don't say that you sympathize with him, well, he asked you for forgiveness, there is no forgiveness for him, but there is an offer for you in the amphitheater, today

there will be a performance, let's go, and i'm at work, i'm on patrol, yeah, so i'll help you with this patrol, be careful, you see, you almost stepped on a bug. you can't imagine how lonely i am here, like on the moon, no one to talk to, no one to look at, so it turns out there's only chimera, then you appeared, venus, i'm bayana, i'm talking about the image, and you heard, someone is giving birth, well , let her give birth, you're not an obstetrician, you're a goddess. someone called for help, tayan, where are you?

wait, wait, you bastards! help is coming, quietly, is someone there, who's there, come out, hands behind your head, what a surprise, our russian friend again, stoyano was dragged away, who, the guard, it was dragged away by whom, i don't know, tell me, the lion escaped again, the lion escaped, yes, no, bayan, yes, he was the one shouting for you to come running to save him, he bent it beautifully, straighten it out, ah, when

i saw stoyano on the monitor, there was another tail flashing, like a snake's, but not a snake's , breathe, you need to wear a cork in your mouth, clearly, he got drunk, killed the guard with one breath. he tied a crowbar into a knot, no, well, look. yes, a lion, broke the cage, attacked a man, a lion, presumably, the body was found? no, no, no, the body was not found, before that he ate an english dog, definitely a dog, presumably, you have two fishermen there, they went out to sea and did not return, we are sending special forces and predator specialists to you, we heard, it is a serious matter, i am talking about the fishermen, i think they.

"we have just been through a lot together, you are absolutely right, absolutely right, and the lion and the guard must be found, you were eavesdropping, the widow of a policeman, you are simply obliged to help the bride of a policeman, what and forgive me, it seems i am getting ahead of myself, but i just see how he looks at you, i see that you see it, i do not i see that you don't like it, what do you want from me, not me, you, what not what, who?" bobby, he just dreams of avenging

robbie's death, besides, he has an excellent sense of smell, no need, no thanks, it's my duty, i hope you didn't tell the guests about what happened, well done, that's right, no need, otherwise chaos will begin, the less you know, the better you sleep, bobby, please, behave decently, you're joining the police, here you go, here you go, i'm happy to be your contemporary. yes, we're not the bahamas, or saysheila, or bora bora, but the same mauritius 100 times better, i'm not even talking about the canaries, you understand me so well, by the way, i'm also performing today, very nice, do you really... do i look like a woman who would wear a fake?

no, no, what are you saying, it's just like it's a little scratched, the light is falling like that, paul, i'm here, someone was dragged here, yes, it looks like, don't puff, you're distracting the dog, i 'll sue you anyway, shut up, the investigation will deal with this, what other investigation, you 'll like it. yes, we have a full house today, that's it, there won't be any more people, we can start, vanya, so, where's vanya? ok, so who wants

to perform with me today? can i, i dream so much about show business, please, come on, it's high time we performed, i don't understand who our opening act is, well, let 's go, open up, let's perform, it's still a long time, it's almost here, it's still a long time, it's almost here, well, why did he lie down, maybe he sensed something, hey, what are you doing, putting on the handbrake, track, bro, you want to be a police dog, let's take the track, and i 'll find you a poodle like that, flattened, just the way you like it, what are you doing?

be it, you see, he doesn't like you, it looks like the dog showed us the right way, too you want to run away, i want to. but i can't, if the dog ran away there, then we need to go there, there.

what is this? probably, vim got caught. strange. do you really like watching this guy mock. a woman, it seems to me that this woman doesn't mind him mocking her, admit it, would you like to see me in her place, what are you saying, of course not, i don't even dare to dream about such a thing, no, but this is simply unbearable, so stop this mockery immediately, she screamed under my arm,

i don't want to see you, wait, you 'll miss all the most interesting things, i hate you you, oh, constantly, constantly.

oh, i smell, who the lion, alcohol, i can leave altogether if you don't like it, here, here, paul, is that you? paul, why are you scaring me? you know i don't like it.

alive, and i said that all this is a lie, no one ate anyone, no one kidnapped, someone just spent a very long time booze, wow, hello, marin, what's going on? what are you offended by, huh? marin.