before the show, unanimously, maybe it's time for us all to get acquainted already, well hello, choir, the premiere of a multi-part film, tomorrow after the program is time, and he speaks english just like in russian, it's all his mother, she was a person with an extraordinary soul, a chicken.

i can't get it out of my head, lord, deliver me with your chicken, i can't get the chicken out of my head , you know, how could you grab a white chicken to chop off its head, i don't understand, maybe i should buy them glasses, for whom - vaska and vovka, not for you, who, original. like everyone else, always grabs the wrong chicken, for yourself i made a special mark, red on white, you can see me from a kilometer away, i'm going to kill myself now , you miserable log, you can't live like this , nothing but dirt, the kids are in the dirt, we ourselves walk in the dirt, what dirt, we all smell like manure, can't you feel it, smell it, manure is not dirt, i don't deal with your cattle anymore. i say, manure is not dirt,

i deal with the children closely, it's time to start, don't overexert yourself, don't overexert yourself, bova, this is for you. vasya, here's a little higher brush, your fingers shouldn't be a ticket, here's vasya, here's yours, this is vova, vova, you look at her as if you already hate her, this is a violin, this is not an axe, not a saber, don't crush, you need to love her, here is vasya, you are already doing well, your chin is right now, these are great guys, our fingers are no longer turning white, it is already working out.

the beginning, i would say, is simply very promising, the grass is not picked for the rabbits, we have a lesson, don't worry, our classes are over, feodosiy, please introduce yourself, this is valerian sergeevich from the philharmonic, march for the grass, hello, very, very. and don't worry, in general he is a good person, no drinker, grass for roles must always be picked, no matter what kind of music, even stones from the sky, grass for rabbits, nettles for piglets, grass for rabbits, nettles for piglets, there will be progress. and of course, but you will have to work

a lot, a lot, a lot, valeran sergeevich, work, okay, i will not wish anything for my children, nothing, i will create all the conditions, carefully, carefully, carefully, this is not a violin, well, lyudmila petrovna, dad, mom, me, a sports family, where to put it, there behind the house. "sorry, sorry, i will not "to disturb you, do it, do it, i think we need a break, damn sergeevich, won't you teach me?" "i

can do it, yes, i can do it, i can do it, only when you knock the ball forward, look, good, good, i can do it, very good, you used to play tennis, never, amazing. oh, why don't you change? what's wrong with you, why are you so sad? the beast will come now, when will this all end,

the beast in the morning, the beast in the afternoon, the beast in the evening, ah, sergeevich, if only you knew how it is limits, and i feel sorry for him, and it makes me angry. well, i'm not afraid for myself, i'm at any party and my conversation is good, but with him, ah, valerian sergeyevich, how i would like you to become friends with him, you know, meeting a person like you means everything to me, and you know what, you'll live with us, like at a dacha, we have air and children, and feodosi will be very happy to see you. but i have to think about it, i have to think about it, he'll kill me, or cripple me, i feel who needs you, to kill you,

he feels it, and how's the violin, i wonder? it's addictive, interesting, well, and so that it can be addictive for the rest of your life, probably, probably, interesting, it won't get a word out of you, my mother never asks me what i'm going to become, they weren't interested in that, but what was interesting, what was interesting? what was interesting? it was interesting that i never take what's not mine, that i never cheat on anyone, that i never envy anyone, that's what was interesting. what's wrong with you?

so, what was she wearing today? blue sacks, with bubbles like these, on her knees. oh, come on, now give me a fresh one, yeah, hand, oh, children,

kids, ah! ok, here they are, so, well, how many times have i asked you, how many times have i begged you, explained to you, what kind of people are you, oh, they sit there, red faces, they can't breathe, everyone around is a fool, probably a fool invented the bathtub, they are the only smart ones, here with their father in this stinking bathhouse, they are the only smart ones, well... they don't need your bathhouse, they have a bathtub.

we used to stand differently. once upon a time you gave cows, i can't even believe that it happened, it happened, you gave them beautiful names, kulebyaka, soloist, graduate, then this. bacchanalia,

you tell me what this word means, and i think, maybe i shouldn't marry you, well, let's go to bed, let's go? i'm a darling, how many times do i have to tell you, you need to go to the bedroom, across the hall.

wait, wait, come on, put on your pajamas, why are you doing this, that's how we sleep now. but it's a completely different matter, oh, wait, just a second, right now, right now, right now.

oh, that's it now, let's lie like this, a special podcast episode. creative industry dedicated to the anniversary international cultural forum in st. petersburg. our guest today is the minister of culture olga borisovna lyubimova. 44 parties showed up wanting to speak, we all sat down together, talked for about 3 hours. at the same time, we were already having our third festival without borders. our youth is very drawn to folk art and crafts. we have our own traditions in our own creative industry, you can already see the surge of our domestic designers.

rum castra is a product of stellar group. you're talking about bubbles? what? oh, from a bubble. well, i lay down, and you know who i am, a fish, and you are

a scorpion, and our children are cancers, and now is the year of the bull, now all this is taken into account, and how else? this it affects the color, the styles, and in general who wears what, how to wear it, valerian sergeevich takes all this into account. such a person, such a person, when he picks up a violin, you can feel it right away, you can feel everything.

guys, i'm serious about you, maybe one of you will take up herding cows? at least temporarily, well, and what about the udder, they haven't achieved it, but don't worry, they will achieve it, they will definitely achieve it, humanity is growing, and how much milk is needed, and the kids demand it, and who are we living for, just imagine in such a room, well, just in baskets

hanging in the name in tiers, tiers of tubes, on one side... we pump in the nutrient solution, on the other we drain the milk, beauty and the main thing, no one needs to be herded, yes, it's not for nothing that the shepherds run away from you, stop, stop, where to? don't do music for long, otherwise you'll put them to work tomorrow, let's go, bye,

where are you going? and it's uncomfortable for both of us here, when we're in the middle of something, and what don't you understand, we have no place to sleep, a trestle bed, you know this place well, pajamas under the pillow.

vazirin sergeevich, where are you going there, sergeevich, what are you saying, my dear. he could have gotten into trouble there, lie down, please, lie down, rest. lyudmila, i'm there, you see, killing myself, i 'm being thundered, lightning, we seem to have a common farm, but i'll freeze you out, your whole farm , got it, i'll sell everything, everything will be clean, it will be empty , what are you talking about, you're speechless, and i 'm telling you that for the sake of the children, for the sake of progress, i'll do anything, there won't be any stink of manure here, you fool, you fool, where it stinks, there

it stinks. count it and don't let me out, i sold it to the treasure, so please, the dining room, close the side, let's go, one... two, voba, elbow up, vasenka, that's good, after all i feel like a reborn person, i found

the strength in myself, i got everything done in one fell swoop, but i'm free, oh, you can't imagine, varian sergeevich, you bird. and if you study well, valerian sergeevich will love us and invite us to visit him, and they will be friends for our family, then we will come to visit valerian sergeevich, then valerian sergeevich will come to us, spouse, and then we... we will go together to a resort by the sea once, well , i'll get you putev, that's not a problem, yes, with our father, we need to educate our father, and in the summer

i'll be in such a swing, vasya, vasya, listen, do you like it when i'm in a swing, and the beast, where, not now, where is the beast? but when a person is so upset , you need to be rude to him, i was convinced of this at work.

well, as a lesson, his fingers are alive, he ran, and who is more alive, vasya? perhaps, although vova, yes, vova too.

ivanovich, what's going on? why didn't you come to work? what are you doing to us? bored, how is it that you're so bored? tell me, please! he's bored, what kind of education do you have to be bored, you the same advanced, cultured production worker, it was a delightful walk, yes,

sergeevich, i have to go to the base tomorrow, will you give me a lift, boys, boys, you have a lesson now, come on, wash your hands quickly, sergeevich, let's go, dear, so what are we going to do, feodosiy? well, what about the solid udder, and what about the solid udder is ideal, scientists work, okay, okay, while they have legs. i'll graze, who has legs? well, does your cow have legs? well, not yet with legs, i'll graze. and when one solid

in the name, then you yourself, twist harder harder turn, come on, come on, oh my god, what were you doing with that car, hey, you were collecting it on vincik, go to... well, i'm leaving, what? you're still dragging it out, who are you, i, uh-huh,

i'm not dragging it out, everything's fine, you're dragging it out, dragging it out, what are you saying, maybe you should push me, let's go, no, no, iza, i beg you, i'll do it myself, you'll ruin everything, i remember, the furniture is called christina, i'll do it myself, look me in the eyes, so what, what? wait, wait, you were still full this morning,

i told you to look after you. and when you calved, where did you do it, zorka, well what are you looking at, where did you end up, i 'm asking you, in the forest, how could you not keep an eye on it, in the forest, yes, it's difficult, i see you have work, an audit, yes an audit, what's the plan, that's where you have to spin around, well - let's say with such things, that, for example, the plan sold one thing, oh, they don't buy it, ah, valerian sergeevich, you're completely out of touch with life, they buy it, even, for example, real sets, well, let's say, kristina, kristina, but

that's only... through collective farms and for the best workers, oh yeah, oh yeah, of course, you're standing there, well, where are you going, just a little, oh yeah no climb, don't climb, don't apologize, took advantage. inexperience yes, well okay, no don't worry, don't worry, there is no beast here, people are not allowed, so we'll find it tomorrow, it won't go anywhere, wait a minute, you gave birth in the forest on purpose, right? so, well, actually it's strange, for

the leaders through the collective farm, what doesn't count with you? no, but with me, if specifically, then of course they do, the main thing is that a person is considered, of course, lyudmila petrovna, not now, in the future, in winter, let's say, is it possible, you know, in the city, even with my influence,

and hello, did you see your husband, i am also in the herd, well yes, my husband is in the herd, so what? comrades, comrades, we have great news, there is merit of lyudmila petrovna here, let's congratulate her, her husband, her husband feodosiy ivanovich expressed himself as a shepherd, such comrades should be carried in hands, greet him. let's greet him, let's greet him, let's greet him, well i don't know, let's see what he will express to you tomorrow, this one will hold out.

hello, feodosiy. hello, why are you disgracing me? do you know what they say around? smart people will understand, after all we lived with you like people. i live like a human being now, a human being doesn't live in a bathhouse. well, let's sit down and talk, why are you disgracing me, i am a lady after all, not

everyone says so, and in a year or two, who would i become in this household, an aunt, my god, a year or two , an aunt, well and... do you think you interest valiryan as a lady, well, how else? i don't know, in my opinion, you interest him as a store manager, that's

true, people told me, don't marry him, and they say you were a moron too. well, my grandfather was smart, i'm tired of explaining to him, but she's gone, no way, who will have a family feed, what is he, zorka comes every day empty-handed with nothing, well, why are you silent, well, how do you explain it, the calf disappeared, and you know, the shepherd, you don’t know where it disappeared to, i know, but the cow knows, the cow knows, every day it comes with an empty name.

and what happens is double theft of social property. double, i’m looking every day, so klava, graze with him for a day or two, keep an eye on him, i won’t graze with him, why won’t you, your cow, you ’re losing, and her husband is jealous, well, at least a bull or a heifer? ask the corral.

they're calling zorka, you wonder where she is, where she's heading, she calved the day before yesterday, and i didn't keep an eye on her, she was inexperienced, so she calved in the forest, she peeled off her calf and left it there in the forest, you understand, you don't understand, look, look, i understand, yes, she doesn't want us to

track her down, so, now we lie down, we lie down, you see, we lie down, we notice, she goes into the forest with a full udder, so, so, now we'll see what she comes back with, i understand what he's like, yes, he understands everything, everything, he doesn't stay completely bare. after all, if she stays in the forest, we'll find her easy, she's big, the otilok is still an animal, try to find it in the bushes, no, i respected her very much, well done, dawn, she understands everything, everything, grandiose, ah, ah, she's coming, she's coming, look, my clever girl, my beauty, she's coming back. neat, but like a name,

empty, that's how i never lived well, like a human being, a dream from time to time will come true. as if i'm walking from the field, he worked, all in dust, i need a bathhouse, that's how i need a bathhouse, and it's already heated up, my late mother tried, i walk in the garden i smell the spirit, i go into the dressing room, i feel the heat, i'm willing to steam myself, but i just have no strength, i undress, i'm looking for the door to the steam room. but it's not there,

you know, that's it, i feel the heat , the birch spirit is coming, but there's no door, it's terrible, don't believe me, but the truth is, i'm looking as a boy. i translated a three-part fugubah from a sheet of paper into another key, what are you talking about, in childhood i was a salfeja, and then i got married, i have to run around to classes, i have to agree to get it, i got stuck, it's true, i traveled a lot on geographical maps,

dolovezhskaya pushcha, now, to sleep on peace with the yaks, yes, she came to you, yes, diet, diet, lose weight, say, where to lose weight? to a person need clean air, exercise and healthy high-calorie food, here's a diet, a normal cow, what are you saying, normal, where did you put the calf, well, you need an approach to her, like this is the line we break. mood, character, with one like this, with the other like that, the last

century, since you have a character, get out of the herd, yeah, well where are you putting her, for meat, where, for meat, technology does not recognize characters, we create such a herd so that everyone has the same everything, and character, weight, appetite and boobs, look, look, look, look, what boobs she has, you see how thick they are, they even in the glass won't fit, so klavdiya will have to give it to her with her hands, give it to her, they won't dry up. remember for the rest of your life, hands and bright ones, are more precious to us than anything, such a line, tomorrow for meat.

well, well, what, have you been waiting for so long, and what did i bring you? look, now i would be eating this stupid chemistry at the girls' farm, only the color is similar to milk, and i would be standing in a box. i would sniff bleach, and you would have a military name, a pistol, what do you think, the girls on the farm would call you, and some chamomile or lily of the valley, and mine is not lily of the valley, we are a pistol, well, well, a box, we

we don't know such a word, and as for chlorine, we don't understand such a smell, well, come on , wait here. stay here, go, come on, come on, come on, dawn, well, come on, come on, come on, into the forest, run, into the forest, into the forest, your fugitive.

are you really crazy? as you say, you look ahead, where will you put them, i'll look, but no, feodosiy, i'll look,

you're grazing your last day. come on.

feoda ivanovich, i've decided to live like you. "can i have a minute, i'm bored alone , i found a comrade, well, valean sergeevich,

how could you, ah, well, how can you here spend the night, this is a bathhouse, isn't it?". and i had such hopes for you, i asked you to influence him, i like it here, maybe at least go have some tea, finish everything here and come, ivanovich, take him.

well, you can't give it, i'm telling you for sure, just take a closer look at how everything is going with us, you see, yes, ah, here i am, hot, so, who should i pour, time, if possible, thank you, let me pour you some too, come on, come on, drink-drink, and the fences, yeah, come on, oh, i'm so glad you became friends, well, come on,

i need from you, in a nutshell: first the calf disappeared, then the cow disappeared and the shepherd, well, who was grazing this cow, and the cow just calved this very calf, but that's not all, the children disappeared, you know, such jokers left a note, listen, mom, don't worry, we're on our way, who? no, scaring has nothing to do with it.

when i served, there were a lot of conscriptions, the guys in whole platoons after demobilization took to the virgin lands, to construction sites, and i immediately decided to go home, to the farm, to my deceased mother, she was still alive then, and we had a captain, young, but smart, simple, let's go, he says, nikita, along with everyone, why,

i say, should i go home to the farm, well how does he say, why, should i leave? distant lands, you will change your life, you will miss it, good, well , what can i say, if i miss home, and my mother, and the village, and my farm, i will miss it, he says a lot of good things, miss it, remember, want to return and know that you will not return and regret it again, this speaks very well for the soul, that's the kind of captain he was.

he is coughing, he is sick, what's wrong with you, my dear, well, drink, drink some water, little one you are mine, drink, oh, what a person you are, at his.

let me finish by answering this note, in which i am asked how my, that is, psychology, my science. looks at the future of family relations. valerian, let's go straight to the drugstore, let's go and that's it. we'll wait. inventions, the so-called cell-family. that's all. dear friends, this is my personal opinion. thank you very much for your attention. i hope to see you again, excuse me, i'm in a hurry, but there goes your professor, touch professor, two

kopecks, i beg you, i beg you, yes, please, please, that's it, thank you, i'm alone now, hold me, i need to call my wife, and i'm going to, i'm so sorry, "it's you who finally showed up, at a friend's for three days, at a friend 's, deep immersion in japanese, baby, aren't english and french enough for you, well yes, last time you immersed yourself in hindi, well, hindi isn't enough for you, hello, hello, at a friend's for three days, deep immersion in japanese, this is outrageous, banal, what, excuse me, and who are you? i need to be examined, excuse me, but my consultation is expensive, i'm a professor, we see, well, let's get acquainted, let's start with

grandfather, with great-grandfather, the family tree, so to speak, i don't remember great-grandfather, you can start with grandfather, he was smart , that's for sure, and you, me, well , what are you saying, is it far for me to put on? i'd like to infect the children a little, but where are your children? in the forest, ah, in the forest, well, yes, in a hut, i understand, tell me, are you registered, of course, sergeant, first category reserve, so i'll start one. i'm the manager, tell me, don't you have the feeling that someone is watching you, stalking you, doesn't it seem to you that you, listen, it seems, without it seems, are being watched, i understand,

that's why you hide in the forest with your children, i see, and what do you want to infect them with, intelligence, and intelligence is in the forest, intelligence is in the forest, in the river, the field where intelligence is in the river, listen, there is no intelligence in the river, i know that for sure, forget about thinking about it, you can't put children in the river, there is stupidity at the bottom, the children will get infected with stupidity there, you understand, look, look me in the eyes, you moon, in the damned gong, looked in the eyes, took, bubbles on the knees, where is he, oh, who is he, where did you hide him, who is he, where did you hide him? where is he? where are you going? aren't you worried, professor,

now we'll pass this little village and we'll be in the forest, what's this? i don't understand, is it ours? yes, at your house, what happened? a fire again? oh, chairman, i don't like something. finally, where are you, look what's going on in your house, professor, for a minute, please, please, keep me at home, in bubbles, what will i do, bubble, stop, stop, i order you to stop, immediately. calmly, calmly, so, sit down, everyone sit down, you here, you here, so, everyone sit down, okay, so, let's begin, something got dark, you

doesn't it seem, twilight, it's very good to take a nap, to fall asleep in the twilight, you feel good, you feel good, your body is heavy, heavy. your eyelids are sticking together, it's hot, warmth is spreading through your body , warmth, you want to sleep, to sleep, you... feel good, warm, calm, the one who plays the violin will get up now, will get up now, will pick up the violin, will pick up the violin, i don't have a violin, you always have it with you, it's in the forest, and will play us something quiet, gentle, i ask you, truthful, "wonderful, good,

you see, the violin is always with you, my friends, the world is so good, today is the first day of autumn, because it is, it is amazing, but wonderful, on the first day of autumn - winter, the first snow, a cow is walking in the field, followed by a calf, two mothers.

because they will always remember their previous life, this summer, this calf, there will be lives, they are very sad, but also happy, to miss, to want to return, you are right, for the soul it is very necessary, for the soul it is very good, each of you... wants to understand each other better, and you will understand, you will understand, stand up, please, stand up, and each come to to the one you love more than anyone, more than anyone.

forgive me, feodosiy, and you me. forgive me, i repeat, stand up and go to the one you love more than anyone, thank you, thank you, my happiness, i understand, my grief, i understand. a cow should be a cow, she

should have a head, horns, a tail and boobs, i understand,

who are you, why are we here, are we alive or not? in the village it's all the same, the world for her below, only a road of flowers.

oh, gagarin flew. but be careful, you wanted to, great petrovich, come on, come on, out one by one, first, second, run,

we're moving to khavyaga, even faster, great, like a vacation, excellent, the result is obvious, you're a little bit shorter, yeah, the bees stung you, at dad's apiary, a small one.

he's bending over in front of the council, he decided to put on a show, they slapped him with a part-time job as a thief, another penalty and he's back to civilian life, what an idiot, he screwed on the letters like that, attach them immediately, as required, nikolai, watch first, a cop at the stage, eymen, hang yourself, yeah? everyone get ready for the dress rehearsal, wait, denis, shoot only on my command, i'll wave my hand like that, shoot, damn it, found? no, no one agrees, even to play myself, that's an idea, i won't, what are you doing, 300 people will climb in, god forbid someone

fails, my business is security, eh, gagarin, you can't even imagine what will happen here, the history of the russian state, we, we have a problem at the stage of the cop from st. petersburg, just to write off the traffic police officer, now a new mmrv, they're starting, denisov, what are you doing, well, you've waved, oh! convicted, attention.

tukha, well, find someone there who you don't

feel sorry for, vasilkov, hey, bakhan is calling, i'm coming, you called viktor sergeevich, you'll be the devil, for what, viktor sergeevich, being the devil, playing the devil, are different things. do you know the tale of balda? do you have to play it? but the tale is not the main thing. during the holiday, should you say hello? no. call? don't blab. yeah. the bribe will be big in general. they'll leave a bag under the tribune, a bag in the bag, money in the bag. and i have to get it. and you give it to me. got it? yeah. and how will i get there. and that's your concern. where is he? and is he that long one? this one? this will be

hanamichi. flower road in japanese. in ancient japan, theatrical performances took place in the cemeteries where the samurai were buried. the audience sat in a semicircle and the performance began. am i bothering you, you are, and don't sniff, an actor was walking along a rickety wooden bridge, a young man in cardboard armor, he was going to where the samurai was buried, he came up, kicked the boards and let out a war cry, this is where the most interesting thing happened, hey, you, trash, trash in your pants, got it, he was crushing his enemies left and right,

don't be too modest, they say, at this rehearsal he dispersed all the actors, nothing personal, exclusively, this is according to the holiday scenario, shaman, they call twilight, dump. you don't have enough of a traffic cop, another dead man before the holidays, the troops are leading the whole gang to the punishment cell under hammers, we need this, but

the cop will be put on a pike anyway, just don't put him in jail with the rest, i'll figure it out, we're stretching a bridge from the tribune to the stage and preferably in the spring, why does the devil go where he goes for quitrent, so quitrent is where in the sea, and where is our sea? why did baldasana climb into our sea, why? and

what is this? japanese kibbutz theater. you dogs of the second color in japanese, big, where did he go, to the sea, there we look, theatrical convention,

you stupid demon, where are you going for the quitrent, let me through, director's concept,

entry into the moscow art theatre school, this was my turning point in life. quiet, quiet, but as soon as something gets into his head, and you 're afraid, he's just an impulsive, emotional person, this rather speaks of your shortcomings than of your virtues, that and nothing, what i'm thinking now, what's his mystery, what's the secret, grandiose intuition, he's a clear person, he can say, so to you, khlyostka, you are an old donkey, you have not lived like that, but can praise the truth. a director who has tried this profession is already like a tiger, he is already dangerous, today on the first, dense fakes from the baltics about our public transport, you can see what trams are running, there is no such thing in russia, why are ukrainians in europe surprised by the schedule of buses and trams, they are focused purely on

the domestic ukrainian consumer, because this is his life, probably the third video he will be surprised by the water from the tap, all life is a game. let's analyze the fake for the creation of which american intelligence had to kidnap a russian it specialist. this game is perfect for fakes, it is officially used by the ukrainian armed forces to train f-16 pilots. antifake, season premiere, tomorrow on channel 1. bro, get your father off the pier, ugh, here, quietly, i'll kill

you, bastard, what's the matter, eat the krykh yourselves. don't take me for a human being at all, i just took a sample, everything is clean, what are you doing, melin, don't trust my words, boss, you go, we 'll figure it out ourselves, who's the voice of pod, what do you think, you're untouchable, what's the point of talking to them, i've sorted out the mashikhs, kibe, mow me down, a rare scumbag and him to me, and do not touch this one, nickname shaman, our activist, got it, do not mix it up, close, faster, faster!

we'll figure it out.

we're standing, we're standing. i'll undress your legs. zhenya, i'll put you in the hospital for now, thank you, of course, well, who'll let me go, there's this, they're calling you, and we'll try, come here, here you are, stop your, it seems,

ready, alive, quickly to the ambulance, how did i not understand, what ambulance, to the village, to the hospital, what ambulance, i'm in charge here, tomorrow morning the doctor will arrive and dismiss you, he will be responsible for him until your doctor arrives, and i am responsible for him, with a snag, and i meet him, i say, what are you doing? he says: i don’t know anything, i didn’t take the money, well, i gave him some, it seems not much, well, they gave him 5 years, well, why didn’t

they throw him in the special zone, you’re a cop, the boss didn’t want problems, mm, fired him retroactively, and i see you here, pressing the prisoner, and not pressing, but suppressing troubles and riots. it hurts, yes, i need to run from here, seryoga, the shaman will come out, well, then i’ll announce it myself, i’ll surrender, well, let them add a year there, well , at least i’ll stay alive, do you think something will change, i don’t know, there are no options, the doctor won’t come today, and i i don't understand, well, what do you want from me, the main thing is to understand, i'll leave. no one will believe that they 'll start framing you, wait, i didn't understand, you want to run away with this, but you don't want to, you'll have to, come on, come on,

i said garin, he's transferring you to a special zone, under 321 you 're looking at ten at least, i'm going to awol, seryoga said he'll help, he's a reliable person, we fought together, you can run, if you take off the bracelet, it's time for me to go to camp, my car is waiting, i have a check-in coming up, there are still no educators in two detachments, the mary's office isn't itching, pennies they can't spare any extra, do as you please,

you have to do everything with your own hands, how can i help, ten, seryozha, listen, give me two or three fighters for the summer as a mentor, but what kind of educators are they, then every person counts, hello, yes, he agreed. will you help, yes, so what help? yes, yes, help! here are your things, what do you have! oh, thank you, seryoga, sat down as a second lieutenant, came out as a captain. intovsky golife, yes, i'd rather run naked, naked you say, well, get out of here, well , water, oh well, enough of you, what are you running away for, run away, i won't put on a kollife, well, if you don't want to put it on, don't, green.

can't swim, didn't get it, not you, damn, patrol car, give me a present, come on, let's go, let's go, you've set me right, that's it, i'll put you in place now, to headquarters immediately, ragarin, get in touch, first, first, i got it, i saw him in the sixth square, like a peeler, thanks, dude, stand down, are you here in

the store, well, what's next? open the gate, call the camp commander, comrade camp commander, passed the bass, stop, well, did you find it, found it, take it, i'm right now, we're leaving, change your last names, what for, for beer brake, you will be counselors, i'm coming. my comrades from st. petersburg, seryoga, thank you, friend, the police are working, so we went to chechnya, to set up a penitentiary camp, here we ran into an ambush, they are resting here, getting treatment in the sanatorium of the ministry of internal affairs, bored from idleness, they themselves asked to help, i understand, i understand, viktor sergeyevich,

a club, a canteen, and there is a work and rest zone, tomorrow we are moving in, well, what else, excuse me, i'll be right there, did he bring us here on purpose, join in, he will figure out who will find us here, there are roofs and food and women, maybe maybe you know how to connect a fax, and hello, have you already worked with children,

of course, a pedagogical education, so we moonlighted, and where is your socket? it's down there, and i have an institute behind me, viktor sergeevich, a teacher training college, in absentia, and how lucky, the children are different, many from dysfunctional families, whose fathers drink, and some even sit in prison, imagine, you can call long distance, only through the nine. well, your passports, the documents burned in the war, nikolai, help me, open the podsop, i'm right now, i'm listening to you, hello, hello, pasha, i'm on skis, where are you now, on tikhomir, a pioneer camp cabin boy,

what, what's wrong with you? you're not alone, you just can't cope here alone, that's why i'm with a friend from the police, i need advice, well, i don't know, but get by for a couple of weeks, but it's not possible any earlier, no, i can't do it any earlier, we've got a snitch here, i'll figure it out, i'll send help, i haven't squandered the common fund, i mean, of course, i always remember about the common cause, i called the mentor, we taught him... i consulted on what method to use and what did he advise? the classics, right, well that's yours uniform, and this... panama hats, well yes, still without a visor, caps, and the pioneer thing was cancelled, well let them be pioneers rather than drug addicts, well look, it works, hello, come on, come on, come on, hello, ah, this is a fax

, so, press the start button, here it goes, oh, listen, there are some photos here, oh, some photos. oh, look, something is written, i left my glasses somewhere, read it. criminals are wanted, sumorokov koltsov, these are some prisoners who escaped from prison, oh well. there are phone numbers here, if we find out anything, we will definitely let you know, so remember when the dam burst, the lake overflowed, the village went under water completely, and the camp only a little, that's why we don't have detachments, but yachts,

yes, it's good here, like in venice, thanks to the military, they built a bridge, you'll have to wash them, mops. you'll take rags where the buoy is, what buoy, there's a sign, but there's no buoy, there are no toilets either, so we put buckets out at night, you'll have to take them out too, here it is, your room, the tv is old, but it shows, true, one channel, but thank god it's the first, get changed. because of business, well with god, that's it, i'm moving on, light up with fires, night, oh, and what else does that mean, to break down a family and children, yeah, cool, you

're some kind of major general, step on it, crush the cop's goat with your foot, freeze, heat up my portrait here, the goats don't surrender the knife, proud thief, listen you, thief, grab a mop and clean the deck, fuck you, i'm not the devil to you, listen, don't bother me, this is not the zone for you. your authority won't fall, oh, you're already working, what good fellows, i brought the daily routine, kill me, and where's the inspection, what inspection,

evening, is everything in place, in our camp it was always immediately obvious who had escaped, listen, not a bad idea, yes, kill him, oh, i completely forgot, dinner for the staff is at eight. no questions, his things, his song, lyonya yermolnik looked at me and asked where i was, what am i, what is this, without you, without you, i am

not like that at all, straight away undress, do you think you can lure me with a red shirt, give me a jacket, lonely, we have nothing left... make it exactly on time season premiere, watch after the evening news, pechora vodka, stellar group product, i'm in trouble, i was driving by train, i have a transfer here, 4 hours to wait, i left my things in the storage room, you have them here, suddenly you... some kind of swindler, she had square glasses, she was wearing makeup, not that much, according to the protocol we take you 3000 under inventory, well then we... moscow will decide, your bank is being robbed now,

do you recognize this citizen? i honestly can't say for sure, ninel - premiere of a multi-part film, tomorrow on the first, here, here, drivers, line up the buses in a circle, listen, they made a face all over everyone, this is it's scary, like an infact, you'll scare all the kids, look at your mug. why do you always bite your teeth? do you by any chance have worms? no, just hemorrhoids, i've been here since i was 18. i'm here, i want to introduce you, these are our new counselors from leningrad, they'll be on the sixth, take them, that's it, go, the sixth squad, let's go, line up, what are you standing there for, catch them, come on, like.

the flag is provided to our counselors from

leningrad. i leave the beginning of our camp scene open. based on the results of the race, the best yacht will travel to leningrad together with the counselors. a don't you like pearl barley, viktor sergeevich, he does, viktor sergeevich is 15 years old, the last time he was on a pearl barley diet, oh, and what helps, well the result is obvious, do you want some buckwheat, or maybe a cutlet, let me put it on, lenochka, let me, i don't have an oar, what oar? viktor sergeevich, he asks for a spoon, here

you go, thank you, eat to your heart's content, oh, you lost so much weight in chechnya, didn't they feed you, and how is it now, yes, shupnyak, what, it's alarming, and i knew it, they're smashing newspapers, i'll cook goulash for the kids, or chicken, what are you doing love more, better both, it's still so good that you came, without a man's shoulder now you know how difficult it is, oh, and this sidech loves to help us so much, well he helps everyone, and we have one physical education teacher, he's a killer, and do you want some vodka, i have some in reserve, i don't drink, it's better than beer, there's no beer, there are children here,

maybe some grokhotulki for tea, what is this dragee, caramel or manfonsier lollipops, they haven't brought them in for a long time, not bad, well, how is the weather in st. petersburg, a draft, and at night? "this monster swims up to the shore and kidnaps people, and what about viktor sergeevich with a head, go ask him, a monster, well, like lahner, and during the day, during the day it sleeps, but you can only swim in the bathhouse only under our supervision, peter sergeevich, and it was you who were wounded in the war, yes. enemies, and my name is liza, last year,

guys, she dragged one boy away, and me viktor sergeevich, grabbed him by, i asked him to come up with anything. camp on the water, if only the children would not climb to swim at night, in general, at night in the water not a foot, it is clear to everyone, yes. i had to run away, hey, kid, uncle vitya, and you are alive,

and what are you wearing today, did the zones say that they killed us? and can you still bring out one little thing? yeah, and what about you, came back, forgot to have breakfast, and i see that you've become accustomed to the uniform, you 'll roll around in it for the job, you won't roll around, and

a uniform is always a pittance for a man. you're always playing on pity, mom, when you went to prison, and i thought to my mother, calm down, no one will recognize us, no matter what, we 'll all put on a cop uniform, not a cop uniform, but an internal affairs officer uniform, we only have one,

an american panama hat. sailor. and no foreigners touched. let's have 2 hours on the line. why on foot, i've prepared everything. now on the carts, then on the wheels. why don't you press yourself, i'm not pressing myself, no, well i feel, your knees are rubbing, and i 'm turning the pedal, here, turn the pedals, listen,

if you don't like it, go on foot, no, well, what does walking have to do with it, don't press yourself, everything.

questions, yes, it's tough here, you row here, you row all your life, all for one salary, last name, mnyukov'ya, where are they, what happened in bedona, i don't know, i don't know what happened in bedona, according to milk there you will sit in this bedona for the rest of your life, got me, got me, how to live, march zone vkinguru not finished, e, alesha, pona, shukher, victor is coming, you'll boil , hold on, another hour until wake-up, come on, save me, pinogryzy, for those who don't get it, over your head

, we'll knock on your liver, everyone freeze, lie down, lie down, lie down, just like makarenka, i held the adult zone, come on, listen, the bucket needs to be taken out, well , take it out, and i still have to wash the money from the honey, i've already taken one out, well, take it out again, you blotny people, when... you need it, you remembered your own mother, and i'll take another hour's nap, i'll go for a swim, come on, come on, waterfowl. evgeny dmitrievich, good morning, hello, good morning, tatyana palovna, we came to go swimming, yes,

i like to run in the mornings, and what a fine fellow, and viktor sergeevich, why doesn't he swim, viktor sergeevich, and he can't swim, but he also likes to run, and you are local, yes, from tikhomirsk, and i work in the face, it's good that you are with us, evgeny dmitrievich. yes, i called my mother yesterday, a woman was found murdered in the taiga, they say that these are those who escaped from the colony, imagine, and why do you think that it was them, who else? well, i don't know, some other bandits, what else? viktor sergeevich was killed, i just wanted to wake him up, and he was lying there. what happened? i thought

he was paralyzed, what was there to scream about, i couldn't cut the threads myself, and what about you, liver to liver, they're kids, you have to be gentle with them, and you 're like with prisoners, what else, last year he was put in bed, we continue to judge the situation, everything, damn, whoever ends up on the prison bunks remains right, special raid programs.

sixth squad rise rise mulchishi kibolchishi a... rise, rise, guys, well, what, you, what you ate, so come on, wash up quickly, what was the hostess saying about the trip, and whoever

is the best, he won, so we will become the best squad and go to st. petersburg, they won’t defeat us with the pioneers, it’s okay, a collector will walk down our street, to the shore, the first squad, quickly everyone to the shore.

their little miracle, thank you, thank you, and why don’t yours swim, it’s cold, yes, ask, yeah, and what about personal example, and viktor sergeyevich, oh,

what’s wrong, the elastic band burst, do you happen to have a pin, there’s ubichkin, director sergeyich i didn't see it, i saw it, he's on the beach with tatyana pavlovna, what beach, and the canteen, who's going to be on duty, i don't know, i don't know, who knows , an elastic band in a denshe to the canteen, okay, well, what are you doing, you 'll break it, well, come on, undress, need it or not, need it. i have a battle scar all over my back, oh, i can't swim, how can you not know how, well , well, come on, i'll teach you, come on, come on,

lie down on the water, there's no one here, and don't be afraid, what are you? lord, work with your hands, your feet, by the way, how's my arseny, can you be stricter with him? victor sergeevich, you see how simple it all is, and i 've dreamed of going to st. petersburg all my life, take me, girls, it's okay, we'll go, we'll win a ticket now,

wow, viktor sergeevich, how can you not be a pioneer, i 'm gluing up a wall newspaper there, and here i'm just tenu, enough, i'm for business, i wanted to know how to educate shkitov, well, and how interesting, well, in principle, the mess is quite real, first you need to become an authority, then put together a team, and then show a trick, normal education, that means, becoming a criminal leader. organize a group and commit robbery 209 banditry in its purest form, but the main thing is the regime, wake up at 8 lights out at 9, listen, i have a personal question for you, well , ask how women are looked after now.

or what? i understand, you know, while you were sitting there, we have a revolution here. came in, now you see, the stars, these poems have all been cancelled, now the main thing is free, open love, well , girls on the internet, kletnu, and we have a disco today, great, come in, i

'll call myself, you immediately start ponoilevat straight out say what you want, straight everything i want, yeah, well, that's it, it's so easy to just take and say what i want, yeah, well, what do you want from her? oh, what do i want, more, more, take a point for yourself, who's there, hide your cards, so, arseny and company, why aren't you in the canteen, can you rest here? we arrived, and the rest, let them work hard, yeah, and we're not responsible for the rest, and what are you cutting yourself with, guys, in the point, viktor sergeevich, it's more correct to say, twenty -one, maybe we'll play, if i win,

right now to the canteen, well, and if you win, you, you 'll take me to the canteen, and the lody, let's go, don't you really want to see st. petersburg hunting, have i ever been to your st. petersburg, tikhomirsk? cooler, well, at least in st. petersburg there is aurora, various museums, beautiful houses, only botanists go to museums, i understand, why botanists, ass, i won, go for a ride, shashmingalets, pick up the card that ass dropped, who are you crumbling the loaf of bread to, you know who my father is, he is a big authority in the zone, but he will break the rogav off when he gets out, understand, can you say it like a human being? don't teach a scientist, it's not the way, no, either i'm a fool, or my skis don't work, do you think i'm a

theatrical bull? choose your elders, you are personally responsible for any chief, got it, yeah, come on, come on, come on, quicker, come on, come on, move, and now everyone to the dining room, i'll come and check, cool - mother asked to be stricter, so move away from the water, tell me, why did you chase this blotota away from the boy? this individual approach doesn't understand otherwise, it's different with others, listen, well, if they don't put you in jail, enroll in the pedagogical faculty by correspondence, we work faster that way, and why aren't there any glasses on that table, on this table, bulby, viktor

sergeevich, oh, thank you, what a great guy you are, the kids listen to you so much, education, miktor sergeyevich, my vdrom, that loshkin, and you have known evgeny dmitrievich for a long time, are you a good guy or something? not yet, what do you mean, for now, we fought together, one receipt, so you are also a criminal, where did you get that from? there is a description of your friend, and you say that you have known him for a long time, take it, work, i will punish. well, how long ago, at war, legal, there is no day of reckoning, tell me, legal, and you, where did you get this, in azhatskaya, in

your pants under the folding bed, and what are you doing there, a search, igorka, tell me, are you still showed it to anyone, no one yet, need to show zinoida, no need, why, get up, we always have time, first we need to understand who he is, what he is doing here. "i'll try it myself, if anything, we'll call the police, got it, and you know who came, and it's not good to snitch , you'll finish, bad, let's go chop, so, guys, were smoking, no, evgeny dmitrievich, come on, breathe, oh, come on, enjoy your meal, colleague, thank you, you too, greetings to you, otlozhkin, i mean?" "well, dude, what are we going to do with this snitch now, we need to kill him, ostryakh, i'm asking you seriously, can you imagine, he's on...

"listen, i think you have a dick, so what? well, how about it, there you go, well, he rode in a stroller, told stories, good, and then, and then he caught your buddies, well, what about the wife, the wife left, and this is called being free,

well, come on, our guy is dancing awkwardly, well, you dance too, i can't, listen, it's just, modern dance reflects the relationship between a man and a woman.

do you want to say something, viktor sergeevich? yes, i didn't understand something, i can't hear. i said nothing, i said, she was offended, and what did you tell her? what a fool, what did he say, he

said, suggested going for a swim, and what about you, evgeny dmitrievich, don't you want to go for a walk, i, yes, yes, to the lake, with pleasure. lushkin, lushkin, yura, listen to me, pull yourself together, now this bastard evgenich took tatyana palova for a walk, he is our criminal, moreover, he is also a rapist, dance, dance, lad, who is this, a rapist, this is a man who offers a woman his hand and heart without her consent, so we will take, you follow him now, as soon as you see that he stretched his hands to her heart, immediately knocking on my leader's door and or straight... running, i'm still

here, got it? and what about viktor sergeevich, always so gloomy? well, you know, a concussion, it has never cheered anyone up, he was concussed, of course, and is he married? oh, no, what are you saying, he's never been, he can't, why is that? he decided so himself for ideological reasons. and are you married, viktor sergeevich, what? let's take, come on, come on, break up, we need to call the police. what are you giving, dmitry

evgenievich? evgeny, excuse me, oh, here. our contoured one, let's go, let's go out for a few words, viktor sergeevich, calm down, tatyana pavlovna, the men will sort it out themselves, let's go, i'll be right there, wait, what are you doing, the stranger set me up, i did everything as you told me, i told her everything, and she jumped with you, what's that, yeah, quiet down, you calm down, i was only asking about you the whole time, don't tell me lozhkin, what are you, and where is loshkin? get him quickly, evgenich, viktor sergeevich, don't, please,

the police are on duty prokhorov, hello, this is a cabin boy calling from the camp, we have a fugitive criminal, a counselor, your counselor, mine! strict, probably strict, but what's his name? evgeny dmitrievich, wait a minute, what's his last name? ubegaev, we're running away. boy, what are you doing in the camp? i'm resting, so rest. oh, loshkin, what are you doing here, you're viktor sergeevich. well, what did you want to tell her , i called the police, the police, what did they tell you, they didn't believe me, yura, go

and rest, go, that's what they told me, and by the way, i saw evgeny dmitrievich drying up money. wait, wait, wait, wait, so be it, i'll tell you a state secret, just don't blab, evgeny and i dmitrievich, not a counselor at all, who are secret agents, and here we are not by chance, the task is moscow, personally the president.

who are the bandits, we then give a signal, the satellite arrives in the helicopter, they now see us from the satellite, and what kind of signal, this is a password, hanna na miti, which is accompanied by gestures, haanamit, repeat, remember, shoch, the signal is given only in extreme cases, and now sleep, agent loshkin. the forces will still need, lozhkin, where have you been, kana na miti, what is he talking about, loshkin is now ours, pantileif and lisa too, oh, there is already an asset, tomorrow we'll put together a team, yeah, with a hammer, mix, mix, we'll mold the sootretsa out of bread, after

lunch a trip to the forest, koltsov, she really asked about me, really, so what ? vitya asked, how many trips have you had? a special edition of the creative industry podcast dedicated to the anniversary international cultural forum in st. petersburg, today our guest is the minister of culture olga borisovna lyubimova. 44 countries have applied to speak, we all sat down together, talked for about 3 hours, at the same time we were already having our third festival. our youth is very is drawn to folk art and crafts, we have our own traditions, our own creative industry, you see, the surge of our domestic designers, we have been looking at someone else's life for years, the cis countries have turned towards our film market, well, and if you remember the film challenge, when this is

a combination of space, which we all adore since childhood and are proud of our astronauts, why do we need a cultural forum in our time, it hasn't been there for some time, we heard about ourselves, right? and really at some point we woke up podcast lab today on the first, you they want him to hug us, press us, kiss us, well, so that...

like not a simple egg, but a red one, from a gun, from red, gold, 585 prom, and then like a mouse crawled by, waved its tail, what kind of tail should a mouse have, gold, old, so in hysterics they ask why, they themselves wanted to break it, well, and the magician kulitsa consoles them, i'll give you another egg, can someone explain to me the meaning of this fairy tale, then everyone

lights out, let's wish each other good night, that's it, let's do it, lift up everything, lift up, good night, good night, well done, viktor sergeevich, and do you believe in monsters on our lake, well, people won't just chat, i wish i could see it, at least from afar. koltsov, it's your turn to take out the slop, decent people, first they wish you good morning, did you pick it?

i said, we're not in the zone, the devil is a fairy-tale character here. and the rooster, a bird, a symbol of freedom-loving france, quiet, everyone come here, you can always find some food in the forest and hold out for a week, or even a month, until they catch you, they find you, this is where the most delicious food is. delicacy, take it, is this honey?

wild bees, oh well, a fermented nest, you can take it, viktor sergeevich, how do you know that, i got lost once, thank god, they found me, and if there were bees there, no, there was no one there. the taste of wild bee honey, children, it's the taste of freedom, help yourself, oops, let's figure out what happened, nothing, that's it, that's it. thank you, next, how did i know there were bees there, well, where did they come from, well , they bit us a little, but now we're one team, we bit us like crazy, tomorrow is parents' day, and we don't have children, slanted-eyed, such ancestors, the japanese - that's the topic,

all koltsov, we're in st. petersburg, what topic, what are you you're talking, japanese theater. hana namichi, all the action takes place in a cemetery, yeah, okay, not in a morgue, but wait, free spirit, road of flowers, hana namichi, and today we 'll show them a trick, will you help, yeah, you've already shown such a trick, article 156 cruel treatment of children under 3 years old, appendage to escape, vitya, come to your senses, you're not a counselor, you're a blatno. excuse me, blatnoy, oh, what warm water, can you give in to us, you can't zadreevna, really, it's very warm, then how to get lost and quickly back, under your personal responsibility, tatyana palovna, and the sixth squad, and where is - viktor sergeevich, where

is your respect, so it's an outrage, so here it is, the sixth squad is the first to swim, let's line up, guys. and what about the monster? what monster? well , from the lake? ha, so the monster is afraid of noise, so as soon as it appears, we will immediately scare it away. how are we going to do it? stomp loudly, scream! and she is silent! the sixth squad is lining up, we swim only on my command, okay? yes,

nikolai, follow me. "here's a can for you, what 's not to like, take it, paint it, finally make it, a normal teacher wouldn't do that talks to children, no, i understand that children need male strength, but excuse me, not to that extent, i took the book, it was written,

you can hit a child, you can't humiliate him, who said that, i wonder, such a..." makarenko? who? makarenko? makarenko, such a vachka? come in, viktor sergeych, come in, come in! where did you study, huh? me, at the pedagogical institute, college? at the university? please sit down. the last one at the university. yeah, but i didn't finish my studies. and what is your work experience? three times five. and 15 years.

well, why don't you just tell me that i an ordinary policeman, what can i say, i have no education, i have never worked with children, that's it, i'm off tomorrow. correctional term, no, until the first

reprimand, please, no, viktor sergeevich, please, go away, he's coming, what's going on, go to bed, quickly! sleep, i said, a fairy tale, i 've told you about this chicken 100 times already, viktor sergeevich, why aren't you sleeping, we really liked something.

listen, there's such an unpleasant story, why did the rope disappear, what the hell, the rope, the one you tied to the bed.

now you'll definitely get nailed if. oh, fox, what are you doing, are you offended or something?

well, fox, understand, you're so little, you still have a lot of growing to do, you need to finish school and college, by that time i 'll be too old for you, and leasing, come on, it's parents' day, and you, kid, why didn't mom come to me, everyone came, but not to me, quiet, quiet, dear, there 's an accident, probably, the road is blocked, maybe he'll come again, and where in tekomirsk do you live, pavlik moroz street, just three words, morozovo, far away, listen, that's how it is messages, and... well, how is your stomach here, well,

come on, golchёnshchik for you, golisik, galina viktorovna, who are you? i am your daughter's educator, i am drunk, today is parents' day, and you drink like a cow, and what day is it today, parents' day, so you quietly sent your daughter off to camp, i understand, are you really crazy? you are a commissar, and vitya, twilight, listen here, woman, now sober up quickly, buy a present and go with me to my daughter, i understand everything, but i have no money, i have some for vodka for a present, come on, get changed, kholya, what kholya, mother they say, come on, get changed, right now, if i knew it was parents' day, i would have gone myself, you know, vit, if i tell anyone that they saw me, i 'll... rip your adam's apple out, i got it, honest to god, don't stop drinking, i won't warn you, i'll come and check, liza, i've arrived, mommy has come to see me, mommy,

mommy has come to see me, and what do you have here, today we're going to be sea samurai, let's go, i 'll show you my room, i bought some gingerbread. put on your makeup, come on, put on your makeup, put on your makeup, no, that's too much, why zhukova arrived, great, where is he, he, we would like to talk to him, nikolai filippovich, kostya, nikolai filippovich, excellent makeup, it took a long time to do, no, 5 minutes. to the whole squad,

i'll bring him now, where is it, go there , hello, teacher kostya wanted to talk to you, he's just now putting on makeup, why what no, no, you absolutely must talk to him, he's a very experienced teacher, viktor sergeevich, he was just here, i'll go look for him, viktor sergeevich, viktor serge! tatyana pavlovna, tatyana pavlovna, have you seen viktor sergeevich? yes i haven't seen him, i don't follow him either, comrade, why aren't you dressed yet? i'm almost ready, i'm like children and god knows what? yes, it's embarrassing to say, well, the devils. are looming, where?

viktor sergeevich, come on, come out, this is our teacher from leningrad, viktor sergeevich ramachkin, this is kostya zhukov's stepfather, nikolai filippovich vyshkin, hello, hello everyone, he's playing the devil in a performance, he just can't see out of character, i can. wait, wait, well, you wanted to talk about kostya, yes, go ahead and talk, tell me everything, without hiding nothing, come on, excuse me, dear guests, i ask you to assure everyone, children, we are welcoming neptune.

everyone here! hello! hello, guys! hello! you also understand, okay? i am not my father, but my father. well, maybe you can tell me, as an experienced teacher? dots need to be looked for, what? storms, hurricanes, empty, that is, i wanted to say, this does not happen, it is better to look for when you went to the theater together somewhere, well, you understand, we have emergencies there all the time, why, now the prisoners have escaped, i was called back from vacation, no need for everything load on the convicts, you know how people get there, first he starts smoking, then look, a drunk came, karesha blatnye,

and it's time for me to rip out the mermaid, well done, baby, well done, okay, well, let's go, oh, my god, where are you walking, yes there, you understand, yes i already understood everything about you, that's it, our exit, quickly, don't drag me, i'm a blaska, quickly, quickly, quickly, this is our counselor, let

me go! and quietly, hey, damn, come on, give me back my daughter the mermaid, i won't give her up, why didn't my warriors scare you? guards, now i don't care it's not scary, everyone performed, no, what about our sixth one, it wasn't the sixth one performing, but the sixth squad is performing, we should say hanamit, the road of flowers in japanese, i know for sure,

damn, where are you going, ugh, and the devil got scared! he's floating away, he's floating away, i knew he was pretending, and you said he couldn't swim, according to the results of our holiday, victory, the sixth one will win, we won, he'll give it away, hurray! he 'll go to legend, now hurray, and why the sixth one? well, the devil got scared? well done, and now a festive dinner awaits you! well,

will you still ask the question about his professional unsuitability? no, not yet, where are you? listen, why? someone needs to book a hotel, organize a trip to leningrad in advance, excursions, i decided to entrust this to you, why, well, you are a reliable person, how did you organize all this, well, and besides, i am a leningrader, okay, can i get a certificate that i am not some kind of tramp from the street, of course, of course, i keep thinking, well, we are leaving. who did this order for us subtly, in general, viktor sergeyevich, next year to the camp for the entire term, for vladimir's eighty-fifth birthday

menshova, i propose my candidacy, admission to the moscow art theatre school, it was my turning point in life, quietly, quietly, and as if something were to hit you in the head, and you should be afraid, he is simply an impulsive person. it's such a night, i can't, i can't sleep, such a moonlight, it's as if i still cherish my lost youth in my soul, well, katya, i like it, very much, and this is milokhin, kvn,

alumni meeting, on saturday, on the first, no need to say that everything is fine in russia, this is an insult to the feelings of those who left. "shaman, what are you doing, have you run away, you were released early, introduce me, this is shaman, we were sitting together, hello, hello, have a drink, not a gram, run and buy something, i'll take it, but i won't drink, twilight said. if i dilute it, it'll kill me, and it pierced my sternum, it still hurts, what are you chasing, what twilight, ordinary, vitya, he got involved with her daughter at liska's camp as a teacher, i didn't understand,

the children's camp is here outside the city, not far away, there he is, the counselors, the pioneer camp cabin boy, he's also having an affair with the teacher, tanya from the lyceum. what a trick, i need a gun, you'll get it, and guys! now a white dance, girls invite boys, dare, girls, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, be brave, be brave, be brave, be brave, now i know, you are in the world, every minute, i am with you, well, i congratulate you, viktor sergeevich, on your victory, you, thank you.

i just remembered how arseny told me

how you chase bees, he probably wanted to laugh, no, no, why laugh, laugh, that everything is not going well with him for me, well why, he told me, oh, we would like to have a dad like uncle vitya, but why not...

great, belyash, great, and who is this? and this maggot, my man, he lives with me, he has a gun , and what's the topic, yes, one guy stole the money, i need to return it, so maybe i 'll take part in the deal, i have a gun, or you 're planning on doing it with this one, he'll arrange it, yeah. having arranged it, listen, guys, maybe i'll go, you'll go, you'll go yourself, when are you, what, long there , what are you, i think, you shouldn't be there, mishkavat, in my opinion, or have i gotten out of the habit, listen, james bond, have you ever worn a suit, i'm on... oh

great, yeah, yeah, great, great, i need to buy a ticket, a bag for my head, well, let's go, through the scythe, children, win, open up.

help viktor sergeevich. what? viktor sergeevich is cute. if you don't come, they 'll kill the children. who are they? i don't know, they 're calling you. they need some thing that you 're watching. calm down. and don't tell anyone else. and under no circumstances call the police. everything will be fine. so i fell and didn't take it, you can't call otyanka, you can't under any circumstances, are you crazy? give it back, let's wait at least an hour, it won't change anything anyway, why did you even go into that forest, the children wanted honey for him

dial, i couldn't let them go alone, i don't i won't let them, yes i say, evgeny, evgenovich, faster, no, no, i say, please tell me, you can't call the police, under no circumstances, what happened, there are children there, well , and these called viktor sergey, so you need to call the police, he said that he would figure it out himself, well, how would he figure it out, they have weapons, well, what are you standing there for, well, you're a policeman, why are you silent, listen, maybe these are your friends?

police dejuron senior operative authorized koltsov slaughter on the case why did you throw the bag and what's with the pantoy and we're not in prison, i'm a free man , two compotes for lunch, you're a free man, take it, why are you acting like james bond? okay, i'll go away, take it. come on, kid, come here, and

god, go, go, go, bring the bag, come on, yes , the motto is, don't give them the bag, they'll kill you, everything will be fine, arseny, the money is counterfeit, i know for sure that you're dragging it out, give them the bag, and it's on the meth, what, no problem, come on, kid, come on, i won't give it to you.