former german defense minister and current head of the european commission ursula vonderlein came with a promise that brussels would help in eliminating the consequences of the natural disaster, but the locals did not seem convinced. i think they did not come here for us, not to help us or assess the situation, but simply to show off for the sake of pr, that's all, nothing more. this attitude is understandable, given that from poland vonderlein went straight to kiev, where she once again demonstrated that the european bureaucrats have no first place is not europe with its problems, but ukraine. brussels is allocating 10 billion euros to six countries to combat the consequences of the flood, and ukraine alone has been promised several times more. i am pleased to announce that today the commission has adopted a proposal that will allow the european union to provide a loan of 35 billion euros from the funds promised. to restore

the ukrainian energy sector after russian strikes, such selective attention from the authorities has long been causing irritation in the european union, the author of an article in a polish newspaper expressed the thoughts of many europeans. already for more than two years we have been spending hundreds of millions of zlotys to support the military conflict in ukraine. the conflict is coming to an end, we are left with empty pockets, and the arms company. on the contrary, we have no money for the reservoir, no money for dams, but they were found for military actions to help the ukrainians, dams built in places where floods can occur would certainly soften the consequences of the natural disaster in the italian region of emilia romagna have not yet fully recovered from last year's flood, now it has happened again, my home again flooded, and i already managed to finish the repairs and even brought new furniture, you were at home, i haven't moved yet. nowhere, my house

is destroyed, what a nightmare? i just won't run out, and we will panic every word until they build dams, a flood is the first time it rains. i hope that measures will be taken soon, 16 months have passed since the last flood, during this time nothing has been done, nothing except pumping ukraine with money from western taxpayers, but given the current priorities of the european union, this is hardly surprising, as well as the ratings of european politicians drowning in muddy waters, the flood threatens to finally. send these ratings to the bottom, however, they have already shown almost no signs of life. pavel krasnov, natalia labanova and stanislav opletin, channel one.

we grab the myomatous node with forceps, and so we pull it out. we remove it together with the capsule, so we remove it, we stitch up the wound on the uterus and control the flow, an allergy to threads, and what kind of threads do you stitch up, you stitch up with ours, my god, this is the first time i've heard of someone there was an allergy to the threads, treat the seam with iodine, that's it, i can't talk, bye, oh my god,

we are glad to welcome all the participants of our competitions, and of course the brightest believers.

i forgot my swimsuit, at least i put on a plain one, without a hat in the pool, you can't, you can't, but what? well, listen, it's not necessary to win all the time, but we had a wonderful and fun time with the family, right?

children are a pain, and the fact that we prepared with the children for two months is of course nonsense, you are saving lives there, and we always have a day off. of course, that's not what i meant at all. yes, i'm listening. hello, is this marya eduardovna? ​​yes, yes, yes, it's me. hello, it's lyuba. you know, my periods are a complete mess, i'd really like to make an appointment with you, maybe when was the last time i had my period. you know, the situation is complicated, it seems like i had my period, but strictly speaking, you could say that i didn't, i didn't even have it.

this is mine, give it to me, give it to me. who prepared all this for us, we'll say, thank you to dad, the loan payment is due tomorrow. great, i just got the money for paid operations, so this month we cover, by the way, now we won't have any problems with money at all, i

was offered a job at dr. volkova's private clinic, well, you remember that expensive one on the embankment, so i'll be seeing people there on weekends, i understand, so now we... won't see you at home at all, no, well, why, you chew carefully, well, wait, well, i'm with you, well, no, well, just until we pay off the principal of the loan, it's temporary, i understand, i understand, what did you pour in there, kefir, what did you pour in, it's expired, children don't eat kefir we drink, he's a wreck, damn, i saved him for pancakes, here's normal kefir. here it is written, hello, yes, markavich warned me, yes, and when were the last ball ones? yeah, well, how meager,

abundant, what color, masha, yeah, became. maryushka is a worker, she works during the day, night will come, maryushka will take a silver saucer and a golden egg and say: roll, roll, golden egg on silver, temperature 41.5, hyperthermia, what to do, intubate, john, call hellin, no need, i'm in control of the situation, call the anesthesiologists in neurology and give me an encephalograph, breathing is difficult, oh my god, intubate already, signs of serious hypoxia, she's leaving.

and where's my phone? i don't know. well then, good night, yes, good night.

mishenka, i remember that i can't call in the evening, but you weren't here today, and i missed you so much, you're my kitty, you're my baby, you 're my champion, you beat everyone there, yes, i kiss you everywhere, everywhere, and where are you kissing me, who's that, oh, mish, fitness called you, said that she kisses you

everywhere. it's just amazing how a person misses this moment when they start wiping their feet on him, when they throw him under the sofa, some unnecessary, laws of nature, mung bean, no one has yet cancelled, black soil, mung bean, black soil, that's how much there is on the surface of the earth, that's how much, you know, mung bean, and if you don't fertilize it, it thins out, one, two, three, and no, black soil, masha, misha, mish, forgive me, i just didn't understand, do you have

another woman, don't you hear me at all, this is my life, masha, and there won't be another, masha, misha, that's it, mash, get off, we've arrived, of course, i'm leaving you, misha. mish, misha, mish, misha, quiet, please, i'm sorry, please, mish, misha, the caller is temporarily unavailable, call back later.

the caller is temporarily unavailable, hello, hello, yes, misha, he left, how did he leave, he died, i mean, no, he left home, where, i don't know, so , he'll come back, well, then, he'll come back, go to bed, everyone go to bed, i'm sorry, you didn't see misha, that you didn't

see misha, misha, no, i'm sorry, mom, mom, mom, mom, we overslept kindergarten, and where dad is, i don't know, we don't know. now, now, now, now, now, now, yes, i'll be there now, we'll figure it out, anechka, i'm late for tomorrow, hello, and who is this, this is my mom, hello, i understand, and where is your dad? i

'll tell you what, he left and left, i don't give a damn, tell me when this started for you in the spring, yes, when did you start shaving your chest, hello, tell me, by the way, didn't you think that you could have brought some kind of infection home, clyme, genital herpes, whatever else she has, oh well, you infected me, god be with me, but what about children, by the way, i could have had an affair 100 times, what do you think, there aren't many men around me who drink here, i just didn't want to do things like that, but now i'll take i'll get busy, i still need to add these like carbohydrates, all this, oh, hello maria eduardovna, how are your cheerful starts? baby, and i looked at you all over, good

morning, good! "right now, right now i'll get up, wash myself and make you the most delicious breakfast, no, i'll get up and cook, no, yes, now i 'll take care of you, no, no, no, you should rest, you're a princess, and i'm an old grumbler, i got into your life like some kind of, i don't dare speak badly about my loved one, understand? baby, did i hurt you? no,

after the beep, and don't call me anymore, got it? and i won't read your text messages either , goodbye, misha, bye, let them prepare the surgeries, quickly, what's wrong with him, he was attacked in prison, wounded, he's in the hospital now, i assure you, we're doing everything possible, and i thought you'd come with your new girlfriend, the girl has problems, serious ones at that, not a hair on this komolov's head should fall. caught with epaulettes you answer ninel - the premiere of a multi-part film, tomorrow on the first, it's a pity that after school our paths diverged, you're at moscow state university, i'm at a vocational school, the difference is just two letters, and how much pathos? kvn,

alumni meeting! on saturday on the first, get out, i say, from here, so don't talk to us, actually we're russian, god is with us, china, got it, so, so, what do we have here, we have bananas here, one, only in the morning, two, no, oh, look, a trick. granny, and misha lives with us now, hello, do you listen to the radio together, the radio is always together, i forgot to cook porridge for granny, let's give your granny some

wine and eclairs, eclairs are okay, right? just they will need to be rewarded in a blender, can you imagine, can you imagine, normal, normal, we'll talk now, can you imagine, we went to bed, then the phone rang. sorry, i didn't know you had an appointment, hello, come in, come in, come in, it's lena, it's lena, she already knows, you know, it was the same with her, so, gone, goodbye forever. i have a new life now, blah-blah-blah, the woman there, naturally some kind of incomprehensible, yes, yes, croption, i 'm a star, so, quietly, quietly, i just

immediately understood what kind of fitness this was, and then i remembered, i bought him this... membership, yeah, myself, a sports club, i gave it to him for his birthday, because while the kids were in kindergarten, so that he would somehow occupy himself, he tells me, at first, why do i need it, and then he seems to have started going, no, notice, he didn’t even say thank you, he really likes his style, yeah, that’s what i was thinking about, about what, a lonely man on weekdays. yeah, well of course, someone liked him right away, of course, there was a line for him, no, not only does he not work, he notices it, he’s an

amateur, girls, and you know what the most the main thing is, i bought him this season ticket myself, if i hadn't bought it, then nothing would have happened, so... quietly, quietly, you know, i dreamed of coming to you differently, with a ring for a million, i don't wear rings, oh yeah, really, what can i give you, i spent 6 years sitting at home with the kids, some hairy me, you are the smartest, the strongest, the most sensual, you... everything will work out, i promise you, no, you can't be nice to men, only free relationships without children, without commitment, without

everything, girls, girls, you know what the most the offensive thing about this whole situation is, well, the fact that i bought this subscription myself, right? i love you so much, quiet, that's it, quiet, that's it, that's it, we love you too, that's it, bye, bye.

bye, can we not clap, please, why not

clap, okay? where are they? we're alive!