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soyuz ms-25 undocked from the iss a little before noon. three hours later , cosmonauts oleg kononenko and nikolai chup and astronaut natse tracy dyson returned to earth in the descent capsule. the russians have a record: they spent more than a year in space - 374 days. and this is the longest flight under the iss program. oleg kanonenko also has a personal record: he spent more time in orbit than anyone else on earth , a total of 1.11 days. that's all. keep an eye on the time. stay up to date with the event. now on air on channel one is the continuation of the multi-part film choir, together fun to shuffle across the open spaces, across the open spaces, across the open spaces, and of course, to sing, better than a choir, better than a choir, better than a choir, sing with us, quail, quail, one needle, two needles, there will be a christmas tree. one board, two
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boards, there will be a ladder, one word, two words, there will be a song, hang merrily walking, pobroslo, rabraslora, pobroslo, razlo, pobroslo, rabrostoram, and of course to brace, better horo, better choro, better horo, better choro, better choro. and he shows cartoons, yes, daughter, and cartoons, travelers' club, oh, barushechka, where did you get it, it's so expensive, listen, you twist it there carefully, and don't chatter under your arm, well, what's up, peres, kures,
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now we'll have our own hockey at home, i told you, a surprise, you have to be friends with uncle burya, of course, well , how did you sing, it's normal, they called us nabis, wow, well done, i'm proud of you, maybe we'll tell you that you're so small, so small, well let them be happy, you promised, you didn't promise - that's for sure, i just want to understand, and why be embarrassed about a good thing, yes i'll laugh, grandpa , oh, not drinking, not eating, again at your own, well done what are you saying, here people are sitting, talking, talking, saying their stash, come on, what stash, i don't exist, come on, breathe, what an artist, you don't... like you taught me when i was young, let's go, let's go,
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i think i fixed it, borisik, i fixed the tv, only the sound is quiet, let's go, let's go, get fed , thank you, goodbye, all the best, hello to your spouse, i'll definitely pass it on, vladimir igorevich, greetings, hello! well , what are you saying, i told you, as soon as you arrive, come to me, but we're waiting for mom, she was delayed at the pool, on kenti, i see, dad is coming soon you'll outgrow it, okay, give me your cards, i'll get everything done quickly, and a souvenir, don't stand there, they're my people, sorry, i'm late,
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i'm not sorry, well, how was your ride, great, so, who's first? well, we got through the neurologist, now the ent, in the sixth. disgusting, you smell like a fire and some kind of perfume, you're just a bit strange, really, you know, katyana, that's the story, anyway, i... met a woman, and i think, dad, i'll go,
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thoughts are born and come to mind, but you can't live in such devastation all the time and feed on wrestling alone? oh, you're not a good woman. and he also claims that he would be absolutely happy if at least one shtri, at least... and domazy would be very similar to rembron's, yeah, uh-huh, great, and you, wind, in what case would you be absolutely you are happy, i am already absolutely happy, i am the happiest man in the world, yes, yes, i just if you me. "there is no one in the world, here
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it is, here it is, absolute time, absolute space, absolute body, as in nudol's mechanics, lark, get away from him, get away from him to me, i see an absolute herring there, your wonderful tv man is selling paintings, are you going to buy it with your husband's money? varu, forgive me. forgive me, forgive me, i don't understand anything, i don't understand, it's just not fair, you understand,
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not that much, according to the protocol we take you 3000 under inventory, but then moscow will decide, your bank is being robbed now, do you recognize this citizen, i honestly can't say for sure, ninel - the premiere of a multi-part film, tomorrow on the first, kid, where have you gone? who is this? my daddy, his name is yug. oh, beautiful. we are looking for dmitry kiplin. what is there to look for him? there is a play now it's going to start, watch. dad, the south. maybe you 'll sit with me? oh, you said you were waiting for your friends? i'm waiting, but they won't come. we'll dance for you some more. the south is the premiere of a multi-part film. on friday after the voice of the children, tell me who took the money, i promise we'll give it
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back, i don't need it, i need it, exactly, the new season, on sunday on the first, kesha, hi, sorry, what's his name? who's your lover, who, with whom you went skiing, kesha, you're disgracing yourself and your father , don't you dare talk like that, you you don't understand anything, you have no right, that is, you have the right to lie, if i see you with this man again, i'll tell my father everything, kesha, i...
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forgive me, you see, my contact, my contact, it turns out. too complex for the masses to perceive, that means the masses, i'll raise it now, they should catch up, my dear, how everything went well, the orchestra began rehearsals o poster, oh how they made a fuss, everything, suddenly, bam, idiots, bourgeois elements from tonal music, disharmony, confusion, there is disharmony in your head, do you want something warm, no, thank you, and we are not in the thirties, i, i
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don’t tell you what, unfortunately, of course, i won’t leave it like this, i will, i won’t do anything, nothing, we just got a little wet, we once met for vastankin’s song of the year, you don’t remember, you know, it seems to me that your music, it is very interesting, so complex... our very program has ended only.
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let's go quietly. oh, little rayechka, you've come back, and i 'm dying, i'm not little rayechka, i'm varya, you need to lie down, yes, we need to lie down, my little rayechka, stories, i... wanted to hang myself, well i found verka, listen, little rayechka, where was our rope so elegant, what are you talking about, lie down, you need to lie down, you'll get some sleep, that's it, and you take into account, take into account, take into account, if you leave, i
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this year, i want to congratulate everyone on the upcoming year. and tell me an important thing that on january 1st. everyone will be shown songs of the year at 13 o'clock, hurray, hurray, they will show us on tv, and we will also start such a tradition, everyone who was born in the fall in december we will congratulate before the new year, and the first we will congratulate ... kuzina mila, kersanov igor, nacheryan antosha, pasina paranovykh, sasha and masha, hurray, you
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forgot larionov, he recently had a birthday, i forgot alarionov, how, what are you saying, boy, and ilarionov's birthday is july 24, well, come on in, alexander vladimirovich, and we decided to congratulate the birthday boys before the new year, yes, yes, i just wanted to throw a party for the guys, but the new year is coming soon, well, they are great, i thought that i ask for forgiveness, who is this with us? "come on, alexander vladimirovich, do you think that i won't be able to recognize my arrangement performed by the kulakov ensemble,
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what are you hinting at, i'm not hinting, i 'm telling you straight out that i don't want to see you near the choir anymore, that's clear, you didn't appoint me and you didn't appoint me and..." okay, okay, i'll leave on my own, but what are the guys guilty of, and what did you punish them for? who in sports gets a license for doping, who declared war on russian boxing and how? the white house runs the anti-doping agencies. if you're going to participate in games that are not sanctioned by our country, then you can't participate in the olympic games.
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i wouldn't be surprised if in the next 2-3 years, in principle, there really will be two olympics. he actually admitted something that the americans have never admitted before, that wada is under the fbi. i am one of the biggest fans of the williams sisters, what do they eat to be so big? probably. it is a very healthy diet combined with great discipline, these athletes who represent the face of the united states of america, they use these very drugs, all the rules are rigged. the wbc's decision was to stop any fights taking place in russia and exclude from wbc all fighters from russia. the great sport of boxing has been turned into some kind of madness, sat in a mask, you could say, it wasn't me, it was me who was set up by the cunning pranksters vovan or. premiere, vavan and lexus show, on wednesday on channel one, voice, children, on friday on channel one, for
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oleg baselashvili's ninetieth birthday, god, how handsome you are, well, compared to me, get out of here, i'll punch you in the face, they say you can't. you can't beat children and animals, you can't beat baska either, don't ask for anything, never and nothing, how was that possible play, i still can't understand, he dances as he should, he sings as he should, he does everything, let's drink to my wife's happiness, if it weren't for galya, i wouldn't be here, well, the way i feel now, my mother was a famous person, my father was then a budding artist, then oleg had a role, roles, roles, and one better than the other, talented.
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the premiere of the documentary on saturday on the first girls quickly quickly everything, boys, all the tables along the walls, let's, maybe, after the rehearsal we'll continue, we'll think, yura, you did the assignment on the sketch, you did it, only i forgot at home, yur, i won't run with you, come on, come on, come on, the best, as always, came and ruined everything, so it means your birthday is in june, yes, but we always leave in the summer, so i decided to celebrate, and at the same time help me lose my voice, and she was crazy, if it were on her leg, what an upstart imagined that you said, well, hit me, slavik, what's wrong, what happened, i don't know, i would have given lorion a punch,
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that's it, but i don't want to be kicked out with such a habit. like you, plebeian, so, put the magazine away, yeah, so, girls, be careful, put the dishes here, nothing to grab, so, get in here, be careful, yeah, yeah, that's it, yeah, that's it , nobody has a watch, i told you, warm-up in 15. well, that's it, i'll do it myself, i'll sing it myself , that's it, finish it, quickly, quickly, quickly, kids, run, run to warm-up, cook, varvara stepanovna, i was recently looking through some sheet music from the philharmonic, and there were sheets of symphonic music, signed by someone, yesenelsky, i think you don't know, wait, where are those notes?
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larionov, you're going, go past, i'm going, i don't want to go home, it's boring, my dad says, it's boring only fools, of course, who is your dad, a physicist, and what's wrong, a theorist, a practitioner, your diplomat, the guys said, he has an interesting life, traveling, what countries has he been to, different ones, mainly asian ones, nepal, india. i was born in nepal, right, in kathmandu? yeah, what do you mean, you know all the capitals, i 've been sleeping under a world map since childhood, my dad and i used to get together, we had a game like, imagine my travels, maybe we'll go to the university, otherwise they'll catch us, let's go, the capital of burundi, bujumbura, the capital of suriname,
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paramari. what do you listen to? bards, the beatles, me i learned english from their songs. the beatles? they 're outdated. you're outdated yourself. larka, i'm sorry. what's going on? did you scare me? and you scared me too, wait, i brought a heater to the tv, now you can survive there, and well, i miss you already, we haven't seen each other for ages, what's going on, explain, nothing, nothing, my god, what a beautiful word nothing, and it's nothing, even the grakh was nothing, yeah, andrey, stop it, he's also walking, stop it, i don't understand. are you
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leaving me or something? like then? and i i won't let you go, do you hear me, i won't let you go, i 'll go to that second donkey of yours now and tell him that you've always been mine, do you hear me? no need to go anywhere, andrey, we can't meet anymore, it won't lead to anything, oh of course, of course, what an idiot, of course, i can't feed you caviar from morning till night, right, i can't buy you these clothes and skins? killed antelopes, well, it's not an antelope, it's a crocodile, yeah, and i don't feel sorry for the crocodile,
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they held the folder together like this, hold mashka, he confessed, looked at her, ugh, and what he found in this gray mouse, well tom, well, he doesn't always love for beauty, and for what, cousin, for what, don't make my laces laugh, i bet that i 'll steal our javierushka from this shrew, what's wrong with you, tom, how old is he, and how old are you, when did this bother anyone, i bet on an american, anyway you have...
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by the way, i'll kill him, no need, just, just open it, like this, a nasty pea. get your tail, dad, what's wrong with you, what, what, i'm a normal cheerful father, i'm opening a pea, that's all, but really, hachuk, you and i don't need anyone, and no one, and we'll meet new year together in a quiet, family circle,
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yeah. got caught, what are you doing, what are you doing, in a quiet family circle, and i wonder, we tell you, wow, how beautiful, come on, get ready, quickly, let's go to silman, kitten, we decided at home this year, no need, of course, no newton, action equals reaction, here's a good child, this is a smart child, by the way, vetrov, i have a special new year's gift for you, yes, aunt vera recalculated the impulses of his bandura, but i'll say that only tilman succeeded, so olivier, olivier, that's right, everything that
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can be chewed, bouffe, we'll take everything with us, you 'll freeze so much, come on quickly, three aces or something warm, frozen, how are you, so , there are socks, warm, yes, there are, he has. like in a fish store, i recently saw a natsinik, a skinned pike perch, something like that, well, what a fool, kill this glago, where what is needed, you don't spread, on someone else's wife, gene, where, where to act, we've already heard that, okay, girls, what are you saying there
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disappeared, who accompanied you to the maternity hospital, i don't know, his assistants, everyone felt sorry for me in the maternity hospital, how valentina titova left vladimir basov and what the director wrote in the statement to the court, filed for alimony, why didn't you take the children with you, and where just mother echidna, right? you want to ask me now, where did i put the money? confession of valentina titova: cuckoo mother or victim of love, can a beautiful woman or actress be happy at all? no one can stand it when a person hunts only for you, in knife in hand. exclusive with dmitry borisov. premiere, on saturday on the first. here's another incident during my first assignment in the east. we were... with larochka invited to a posh reception on the occasion of a local
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national holiday, the reception, as you understand, non-alcoholic, arabic, forgive me, i'll make it quieter, well and accordingly, boring, oh, look, he's there and the window. can i ask you, of course, larisa and i are sitting at a table, lesya, smiling. thinking about how we can get out of there as soon as possible, with the new year sits down. with new happiness, quiet, like
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maybe you'll eat dried apricots, mom brought them, you you love, you want him to hug you, hold you close, kiss you, well, so that all this would happen, sometimes he hugs and kisses. really like an adult, i love you, i just felt like everything inside was burning, i had this feeling that he knew everything, well, naturally, i immediately heard in my address how good i am, pretty, smart, promising and so on, they see each other, hear, feel, attract, i understand that a special operation is being prepared, he had an open ip, he says i need oh, unfortunately, i agreed, andrey sends me documents, according to which it turns out that he is not andrey, but eduard. premiere, manipulators. on
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saturday, on the first. he is such an actor, wonderful, he can play anyone, and can seduce any woman. maybe he is playing his best role with you? premiere of the season, musical detective rodnya. on saturday, on the first. in the new. "after the war, i was looking for my son's comrades-in-arms, i was interested in what was happening there at the end of the war, and anything could have happened there , you don't have a photo of kolya, it's strange,
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where are they, they were here, oh my god, like my son mine is similar, you are the only real witness, the only person to whom he came openly, well, major, the hunt has begun, the prime minister's confrontation. was called, that we are dispersing, well, when, well , to lessons, come on, good morning, good morning,
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hello, congratulations, why didn't you say it right away, well, yura didn't want to advertise, yes , nonsense, there is no need to be modest here, you need to be proud, so, comrades, now our school is receiving increased attention, i have already received calls from the city education department, letters are coming, journalists are besieging, and as we all understand, the most famous young the ussr singer can't study badly, everyone understood me, solovyov is now studying at 4.5, oh, no, no, but this should not be done under any circumstances, he can't be singled out, especially not given inflated grades, my dear, i'm 40 years old. pedagogy and it's not for you to teach me what can and cannot be done, or do you want to disgrace our school throughout the country, and the bell was already
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angle. okay, now tell us two more signs of equality triangle, look, and if, hello, hello, hello, sit down, yeah, this is our favorite seventhb, very good, he studies here, here is yurochka, he is just answering, photographers from the newspaper pionerskaya pravda, hello, hello, your rosette. here you go, thank you, okay, answer, yura, yura, so, answer, look, look, tell us the signs of equality of triangles, triangles, all triangles are equal, some are more equal, metravan, okay, sit down now with the whole class, sit down, krylov,
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can you, come on, very good with the girl, very good, yura, so look at me, well done, like this we smile, and now your hand, pull your hand, look at the teacher, like this, good, yeah, like this, like this, now one more shot, well done, yurochka, the listeners of our radio show want to know where and how you practice, this is our hall. this is where we rehearse, here is where otska practices, and where is rucko? and the coach is probably a woman, you ruined my recording, they came from television, wait, i'll rewind the tape now, yura, let's start from the beginning, more lively, more cheerfully, yeah, and no need to talk about judoists, okay, yeah, i'm ready, yeah, yurochka, the listeners of our program want to know,
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varvar stepanna, britona, that's great, but you have to understand. in order for them to allow it, we'll have to learn several recommended pieces, but it's so simple, you wanted something, wait, please, and how the hell is the earth carrying you, valechka, home, valechka, quiet, quiet, quiet, cook some water, give me, what's wrong with him , what happened, valechka, he's all mine he ate sleeping pills, because he, oh my god, i see he's sleeping, he's sleeping, soon it was barely possible to revive him, in the hospital, he's in the hospital, good afternoon, comrades, violetta negrucia, editor of the program at noon, we have a section in the program, nuggets, what is it, who, just a minute, let's go, let's go, i 'll tell you everything, you, what will happen to your boy now, how can you do this to children,
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and performances, repertoire, revolution, pioneers, something lyrical, well, crocodiles for a snack. yes, here is the suit. to have a snack, hello, i decided here on my own, hello, dear, hello, what a wonderful person you are, that you found such an amazing guy for us, a loud-voiced one, yura solovyov, yuri solovyov, and what a sonorous last name, solovyov, why are you sitting there, go to work,
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well, gennady antonovich? the plans for your choir are huge, here are the documents prepared, look, the official status, oh, salary rates, you, gorachova's bonus and gratitude from the management, thank you, i will pass it on, definitely, listen, my head is spinning, moreover, the management believes that the choir needs to be expanded up to 100 people, dance gena, or rather, sing, for everyone like this, like this, calm down, everyone got into place, i've already applied, so,
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