the cars will be driving here in august next year. we have a unique opportunity to see how this very important overpass for lugansk is being built. this is how concrete is lifted to a height of 7 m with the help of a crane. here, as you can see, everything is already ready for the future rigel, the formwork is set up, the frame of reinforcement is assembled. well, right now the workers are waiting for this funnel to reach the right place, and then the concrete will gradually pour into this structure and in a few hours it will already be a solid reinforced concrete beam, the overpass is part of the main city street sovetskaya, along its entire length there is now new asphalt, bright markings, curbs visible in any weather, traffic lights, the road was put in order by builders from moscow, lugansk's sister cities, they promised to make us a second small moscow, and so it is, yes, we are going step by step closer. this is one of the main

transport arteries of lugansk, oboronnaya street. last year , there were tram tracks in this place, which had not been used for a long time, during major repairs the rails were dismantled, and the street widened. now it is a six-lane avenue with parking spaces along the sides. here on oboronnaya the first bike path in lugansk appeared, at the bottom. along the highway in the city center a bike rental started working, public transport has also changed for the better, here for more than a year and a half moscow standards of urban transport have been in effect in lugansk, the city of pobratim gave lugansk such comfortable buses, low-floor with a glnas system with an air conditioning system, but the most interesting thing is that here is, you can go a little forward, yes here is the same payment system. buses

run strictly on schedule, moscow builders are returning lugansk its second name of the city of fountains, this one near the monument to taras shevchenko did not work for more than 20 years, the fountain was restored during the reconstruction of the heroes of the great patriotic war square.

in 2 years of patronage over the city, moscow builders have restored 800 objects in the capital of the republic and this figure continues to grow. alexey ivanov, valentin stukanok, andrey govalevich, ekaterina ovsennikova, vladimir belyaev, channel one lugansk. that's all, keep an eye on the time, stay up to date, now on channel one is the club of the merry resourceful, alumni meeting of 2024.

dear friends, good evening, yekaterinburg, alumni meeting, 2024. you know, kvn players of past seasons have one interesting anthropological feature. having scattered across different television channels, becoming even more recognizable, even more successful, they still experience an acute the need to feel like children again. yes, yes, children of the great. and that means they will definitely

find themselves behind the scenes of this hall, to experience a feeling of excitement that is already unfamiliar to them, to go out on stage, to the hottest beloved. public light, so it will be, we begin, champions of the major league, people who have proven that belarusian knitwear is stylish, fashionable, funny, dr. house mogilev, republic of belarus. champions of the major league, winners of the festival goloashchiy kivin, winners of the summer cup, and at the same time they call themselves the worst team of the perm region, the kvn team, the team

perm krai, perm krai, champion. he was a spectator, he was on the jury, he went on stage with the teams, he led the top league team, the only thing he didn't do in

kvn, he didn't lead it, and well done, edgard zapashny. separate, louder applause, because today's game will be a rest for her, because we are shown on television, the head of the safe internet league, ekaterina mizulina, well , of course, we need to pay tribute to the local storyteller and humorist of the ural land, andrey roshkov! her sense of humor can be envied teams of the major league of kvn. alla mikheva. musician, singer, theater and film actor. what's

more, let's just say it's time, let's be glad that he is with us today. mikhail boyarsky. we are starting right now teams, good luck! thank you! it must be said that there were games in the major league, where during the greeting everything fell into place and it was clear which team would be the winner, but this is not the case today, because there are no whipping boys here, dear friends, meet! applause, dr. house, mogilev, republic of belarus, greeting, i i saw, i am not a drinking person, but sometimes i came across yeltsin here, respect, don't

respect, well respect, well hello, homeland of the respected, we put all our affairs aside again. the game called us once again, today is the evening of meetings, my best friend arrived, now yekaterinburg will hear, well belarus, here is belarus, we are in the skate, i admit, this is advertising, so what if belarus is here. hello, yekaterinburg, the stage team from belarus, well belarus, belarus, i will be useful to everyone who is not traveling, pasha,

you better tell me what is produced in belarus electric cars, by the way, they work like a clock, yes, and they should work like electric cars, and also... artificial intelligence is used in belarus, don't lie, there is nothing artificial in belarus, everything is natural, everything is handmade. okay, the main thing is that we are in russia, news, well, in russia the auto industry is developing, yes, i heard that in russia the auto industry is breathing on the lada, yes, yes, yes, and also in russia they rewrote history again, damn, at least on us, at least on us, well, in general, everything is fine in russia, don't say that everything is fine in russia, this is insult to the feelings of those who left. well, what about the city

where the crown was won twice, short funny, we're starting, we're starting, colorful, the son came into his parents' bedroom at the wrong time, damn , they're sleeping again, no, we'll never get a preferential mortgage like that. the belarusian national football team came to the sponsor, well thank you for the support, this ball with our autographs is for you, oh thank you, thank you, well stand up, did you watch the match, of course i did, in the elite club what? where when in mogilev, dear experts, we're starting

the summer series of games, what, where, when, attention, first question, who drank all the moonshine from the jar, i you, the guy sent the girl by taxi trying to change. payment method to cash, well now your head will really hurt, friends, well, how do you like it, especially for you we walked around yekaterinburg. looked, wrote everything down, now we will show you miniatures about your city, are you ready? the mayor of yekaterinburg remembered

that the city is already 300 years old. yes, the trams need to be changed, of course. an incident in a family from the academic district, i'm leaving for the city, my daughters. what to bring,

what to bring you, ugly, and bring i need a travel pass, you sly one, and what am i going to travel on? incident. to the urals, mother of god, to the urals, masha, oh, guys, i'm tired, the most tired of us, come on, announce it again , don't work, well, really, it's hard to play kvn again out of habit, let's take a break, maybe if you hadn't been drinking vodka backstage between the mastirs, it would have been okay, okay, really, something's already in full swing, the alumni meeting is in full swing, it's time to say hello to everyone, or something, hello, hello, look, here, by the way, many of us graduated from the kvn school, ala, valdis,

school principal san-sanych, where is ernst? ernst is in moscow, the only one who rose, yes, well done, that's who, this is ekaterina mizulina, very popular with young people, and she reads rap, well , she re-reads it more. mikhail boyarsky is here, hello, by the way, do you know that it's true that every kvn team has a joke about mikhail boyarsky. seriously, of course, puppy, old graduates are here too, andrey, by the way, you are a great guy, you got a welder's diploma, but became an actor, you realized yourself not according to your diploma, yes, for the whole country only you and the minister of defense, that's it,

pasha, we've had a rest, we've had a rest, okay, i get it, hello, alexander grigorievich, hello, that's it, the selection round is ready, i'll sing my songs, well, i only need one, it all didn't fit in one, now i'll just sing , across the fields, across the fields, blue yeltsin is here with us, i remember, and europe has also extended sanctions on you,

what will i answer them now, i've found a trick up my sleeve for you.

by the way, regarding the map, russia thanks us for using the mir card, well, why not use it, after all salary, who else are we going to sing about, well , elections are coming up in america soon. dedicated to the laughter of the state, a very old man, will be making excuses for his son, not because he is his son , my friends, but they are simply taking him at one point, by the way, do you know why biden is president,

why, because he once didn’t make it to the titanic. and in general, what kind of country is america, some migrants don’t let others in, that’s it, the last one, the lithuanian government is hanging on, and not against the nuclear power plant, they are snitching on us in europe, but i will disperse these lithuanian swindlers, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat. chat, chat, i will disperse, i i'm not exaggerating, i think i was overdoing it, that's it, i've decided, i won't go to eurovision, why, i know myself, i'll win,

then all this will come to us, that's it, no need, friends, well, in conclusion, a little pride, not long ago our belarusian cosmonaut flew into space and returned, which once again proves that belarus is cooler than space. together this joy on the planet kvn. evgeny vladimirovich, give the land to people. one evening for a meeting.

to disrupt all oblations, this is motivation for us, you came up, we thank the government of svetlovskaya region represented by governor evgeny vladimirovich puyvashev.

cognac, monte shoca, a product of stellar group, rom castro, a product of stellar group, pechora vodka, a product of stellar group. veta , a product of stellar group. cognac old barrel. a product of steller group. bourbon stirsman. a product of steller group. whiskey mancacher. a product of steller group. tiredness is forgotten. mom, mom, larionova, larisa sergeevna,

here, i am her husband, another husband, i try to have everything like other people, i bought a chandelier with funny things, well, live with your chandelier, what a choir, the premiere of a multi-part series film from monday. on the first. the next team goes on stage. russian road. national team, aspu, armavir. it's not cool to go without a gift. not cool. we wanted to give it right away. you each poinama. cool or in a voucher naboli votel five stars for two weeks to enjoy, but after looking at your wallet,

we immediately wanted, you will suit and lazyshi, well from the heart, well lazyshi, valdis, you. a whole thousand lilies of the valley, but so far with seeds, well, hello, yekaterinburg, well, yekaterinburg, meet the champions of 2020, well what are you, well 2020, when else with something they didn't trade in chinese, but they supported it, remember? well , 2020, when dzyuba was only associated with football videos, well, 2020, when raduga was still

open. now in armavir, like in moscow, imagine, purges have also begun in power, the minister of agriculture was jailed the other day, well, why did he travel around the villages, only showed his farm and everything, well, alexey, why are you talking about bad things, yes, about bad things, such a beautiful day, evening, alumni meetings, let's talk about something good. for example, about friendship, about friendship, yes, about friendship, come on, come on, the taliban became friends with us, oh, oh, they even came to visit us, they greeted us with honor as artists,

former terrorists at the station. what are you talking about, what are you talking about, the topic is already sensitive, and then you with your moustache, a mustachioed hoan, oh, alexey, as yuri laza said, you don’t like my song, he’s off the edge of the earth, jump off, shut your mouth, i’m telling you, do you hear, lyokh, oh, if i sing a song, it will be cool, you sing a song, yeah, i sing a song, cool, cool, yeah, well i don’t know, let’s try, let’s.

hey, oh, that's cool, where's the song, what 's the song, the dance, normal, no, aren't you ashamed in front of the people of yekaterinburg with your dances, well, yeltsy, come on, aren't you ashamed, shut your mouth, what's wrong? hello, chlomons, hi uncle pash, and what are you doing in yekaterinburg? what are you, redhead, i'm investigating the case of the royal family, seriously? what are you doing, kidding, of course, as soon as i found out, i came here right away. by the way, redhead, where were you on the night of july 16-17? 1918

, dasha, are you serious, really, don't you think that you're a bit late for this case? i took it, come on, redheads, this is not the oldest cold case in my affairs, i also have a household in the family of ivan the terrible and the mass murder of dinosaurs, that's it, uncle pash, what are you talking about, alexey, why are you talking to us like that, actually i'm almost a millionaire, who are you, a millionaire, and there is one money issue in yekaterinburg, listen, i wanted to... raise some dough, a million for salmanlios, and to get the money, i need to lick your balls, c2, they bowed their head, shut your mouth, i'm telling you, is

that your movie? a good one above the lip, what are you songs don't you filter? i like unfiltered, shut up, i don't understand, guys, why you always ruin everything, by the way, redhead, about ruining, remember on the way here there was some kind of disgusting sound, like someone was hitting a car with a stick, well, it wasn't a stick, it was these armovir rappers , shadow of the sky, i knocked them out, they 're lying there, in short, i mean, are you crazy, you knocked them out, why? they need to be finished off, they're about to come out to rap, and here's ekaterina, what are you doing, let's stop them, song, meeting, yekaterinburg, this!

in short, aunt mizulina, please, well, ban our group, well, really, no one believes that we are rappers, yes, and we are real rappers, we were even shot at once, well, more often they beat us with sticks, of course, but still, and you have such a cool aura, you even ban an unknown rapper, the next day he hops in dubai misses russia, yes, oh, in short, i came up with an idea, let's sing a bad track now, you won't like it and you will ban us. come on, dude, load up, let's go, one fine day down the street in yakata, i was driving a guy on a dead electric scooter, a lightning bolt charged the battery, let's all remember andreyka, take some candy, guys, take it, it

's my birthday today, it's my birthday, a gun, a bullet, so what, how is it normal or can you swear, or should you swear like that. so get away from her, what are you bothering the person for, you're nobody and you have no name, okay, do you hear, we were once the most famous artists starting with the letter sha, yeah, when, well, when shafutinsky had already given up, and the shaman hadn't shot yet, get out of here, get lost, yeah, wait, bro, let me sing one more track, yes , one track we're leaving, that's it, come on, let's go, 1 9 2 4 2, what is this, minimum wage, yeah, me, my bro and my friend, tamara decided to go for a walk around the bars in yekaterinburg, it's 5 in the morning and we still don't understand, where are we from, where are we going, what's going on, this is a cliche after sky,

gun, everyone get out of here, get out of here, get out of here, drug addicts, i mean, we're not drug addicts, we're rappers, why are your eyes red? we cried, yeah, we were afraid they wouldn't let us go, are you idiots, no, they won't let us go, mother, come to the concert in yekaterinburg, get out of here, i say, listen, don't talk to us like that, we are actually russian, god is with us, you are china, got it, we believe in the first, we hope for the second, get out of here, that's it, that's it, bro, one track, patriotic, one track, yes, patriotic, let's go, vityak is here, no, what? iranian carburetor, indian engine, japanese headlights, belarusian glove compartment, chinese tires, interiors, hood, meet our russian uaz patriot, i heard,

i heard, the tire exploded, well at least something is ours, get out of here, get out of here, ekaterina, ban them they will leave here. did she nod? yeah, looks like we are banned now, damn, and they got to us too, why don't we do anything, there is absolutely nothing to blame for, you have a black turtleneck, let's go apologize for let's go, dear friends, in general, you know, it is customary to come to alumni meetings and brag. with your achievements, here we are with the guys, i would even say, we have nothing to brag about, we even have something to be proud of, yeah, that's why, kids, come here, come to us quickly,

yeah, imagine, this year we have... a children's clothing studio has opened, children's clothing of all sizes and all ages, armovirskaya sewing factory sarman, we have opened, yekaterinburg, thank you, kupanskaya side, where all guests are welcome, where people have seen moscow only in the news. we went out on the river, only a hat and a mustache, we were not afraid of even the haircut strip, never turning, not turning back, we walked along the road, we found ourselves in yegat, to see our native graduates again, and to show people the russian

road of fools, it is simply bequeathed to us by god, russian road, russian road, russian road, thank you, it was simply bequeathed to us by god, russian road, russian road, russian road. excellent performance, russian road, it's even better, the perm krai team, your turn, welcome, ladies and gentlemen, before you is the worst team of the perm krai, if you want to see something brighter, you'd better press on your eyes. different people in the team, different

talents in everyone, but we don't know, lena, what the snow will cause on the stage, we want to support lena, we will reveal her, lenada. come on, lena vocals, not your strong point, lena play, instrument, not your strong point, lena, dance, here we found, talent, we are yours, lena, come on, come on, come on.

lenin breakdance is a unique phenomenon, because the words lenin and breakdance met for the first time, well done, yekaterinburg residents. so, guys, get together, we have to win today, friends, after the performance, take your other half and come to the swinger party, well, what's the matter, after all, it's the year of the family, nastya, why are you shutting my mouth here, let's do it there, guys, see you there.

hello, i'm igor sanovich, the main one in this balagane. so why are you late? so i was going here by bus, got stuck in a traffic jam. you called me 2 hours ago, said that you had already arrived. egor, this is yekaterinburg, there are traffic jams inside the buses. couldn't you use another form of transport? oh, by the way, have you noticed how many electronic self-propelled vehicles, maybe scooters, are driving around the streets here? why haven't you been crashed into yet? so it's a game, pull yourself together, we're playing against serious opponents today, look, russian road, by the way... russian road, solid guys, i

met them backstage, there are some of them on the team four people, with them four security guards, this is dr. house, dr. house, what are these chupu called these days, and igor sanovich, actually this is kvn, here you have to surprise, surprise, well here you go, you take an ordinary light bulb and... here you go, and igor sanovich, did you know that if you put a light bulb in your mouth, you can't get it back out, seriously, well then call an ambulance, guys, hi, congratulate! what are you laughing at?

by the way, i have a dream, i want to swap t-shirts with messi. and why the hell do you need messi, a cover for a niva? igor sanovich, an adult a person is getting into youth creativity. what is this safe internet league called anyway, get out of here. so guys, pull yourself together, we won't win at this rate, i have a song about yekaterinburg, on masha's urol, once, by chance i met you, one with a knife, the other with a pipe, and i call the police,

procured, i say, they are only with me in spirit, and khural, masha, khural, what kind of landscape i got, but there are so many places in yekaterinburg, have you really only been to masha's ural, no, i nahi masha, once, that's it, stand in your place, guys, you understand, this is not then, something relevant is needed here, i remind you about the party. if you don't have a soulmate, but you have a hat, and damn it, a sword, come,

come, i'll think of something, although what's there, i've already thought of everything, nastya, one for all , all for one, stand in your place. guys, haven't we prepared anything at all? vitka has a song about the metro stations in yekaterinburg. dynamo station, botanical, uralmash square - geological, cosmonauts avenue - also ural, machine builders, and also chikalovskaya, when i'm gone. hardly there will be more of them, so vitya, for my children, and then their

children, that's it, take your place, guys, we need something adequate, at least. damn, in this mts hall, by the time you get to the spear, you want to smoke again . igorsanovich, you told this joke 2 years ago. well, i haven't quit smoking? what kind of kindergarten is this? is this a reunion? is it really impossible to touch on more adult topics. well, there is such a thing. in russia, have they decided to revive the beer lovers' party? who decided? i, the beer party, we have a dark past, a bright future and an unfiltered present. igorsanovich, you won’t succeed,

no one knows you. but i know who to give an interview to so that everyone will talk about me. watch the screen. hello, igor sanych, great, yankee, igor, tell me, can we start the interview? yes, yes, go ahead. okay, and first question. oh, look, the bubble burst, like yours did in 2008. got it, i’m not in the mood for humor, come on, tell me more about your plans, i’m planning to run for president, but the elections have already passed, do you think i’m a fool to say something like that before the elections, and if you still don’t collect enough signatures, then we

will unite with the apple party, apple and beer, together we are cider. well, egor, what do you think? this is nonsense, aren't you ashamed of yourself, look who is sitting on the jury, the pohmeltsin center, did you invite katya or something? what katya, is it ekaterina mizulina? well, i know, i was flirting with her at school. she was an excellent student, and i was a rapper. katya, to be honest, i'm still... in love with you, vitya, let's do it the old way, sing, create a romantic atmosphere, love,

quickly wings of the eyelid, disappeared like melted snow, katya, do you remember how you carried me like that after graduation? that's why i couldn't ask you to dance then, let's fix that now. katya, do you remember how i sang a swear word during recess at school? and you turned me in to the teacher, and you haven't changed at all, katya? it's a pity that

after school our paths diverged, you went to msu, i went to vocational school, the difference is only two letters, and how much pathos? you probably were worried when you went to kvn that there would be a lot of caustic jokes about you, but you see, it's okay, everything is fine, you're just on first with an alcoholic you dance, katya, and i have a poem for you! i have prepared it, please, what a night, i

can’t, i can’t sleep, such a moon, it’s as if i still cherish the lost youth in my soul , well, katya, i like it, very much, and this is milokhin. no, no, i’m joking, this is a caste, that’s it, let’s finish, no-no, this was yesenin, but drunk, the perm krai team, thank you! dear friends, it’s time to sum up

the results of the first competition, greetings to the competition, i invite the teams to the stage, i remind our jury members that the scores for all competitions are the maximum score, an a. then how do you like it? conscience will allow, so, dr. house was the first to speak, your scores, five, five, five, five, all judges, five points, greetings from the russian road team, 5:55, all judges, five points. and now the scores of the perm krai team. 5 5 5 5 5. all teams passed with

flying colors. congratulations. i liked it and i wanted to live this whole story together with the hero i see on the screen. the average eaglet looks at all this with incomprehension, why are they clapping, why does it sound so terrible.

not far, i'm starting, the podcast lab is on monday on the first. you don't tell me only about men, that they fall in love. valentina titova is one of the most beautiful women of the soviet screen, she always gave the impression of a socialite, a woman who is surrounded by the care and love of her famous men. but it turns out that the impression is deceptive, men have always been afraid of me, and my husbands had no influence on me, from someone else's husband's wife, move away, how basov reacted to your pregnancy, disappeared, who accompanied you to the maternity hospital, i do not know, his assistants, everyone pitied me in the maternity hospital, how valentina titova left from vladimir basov and what the director wrote in the statement to the court, filed for alimony, why

didn't you take the children with you, and where is the mother? yes, you want to ask me now, where did i put the money? confession of valentina titova, a cuckoo mother or a victim of love, can a beautiful woman or actress be happy at all? no one can stand it when a person hunts only for you, with a knife in his hand. exclusive with dmitry borisov. premiere next saturday on the first. everyone knows that the greeting is followed by the traditional kvn warm-up contest. today is the best hall, as i already said at the beginning of today's meeting, the best audience will ask the kvenshiki questions, let's go, girl, the gibdd will become the gai, and what would you rename or return? the gibdd became the gi, and

what would you rename or return? rename to fc upal? hello, hello, the gibdd became the gi, and what would you rename or return? yes, everything is fine, the dollar would be six, no, okay, let's continue, the gibdd became the gi, and what would you rename or return? well, if the militia was renamed to the police, let's not have doctors touch, blue microphone, please. dollar trading was banned on the moscow exchange, where can i buy a dollar in yekaterinburg? very smart boy, he will go far, repeat. dollar trading was banned on the moscow exchange, where can i buy a dollar in yekaterinburg, from the mayor. dollar trading was banned on the moscow exchange, where can i

buy a dollar in yekaterinburg? what, a homik at? already tapped, russian road, if there is an option, let's go, yes-yes, yes, hello, dollar trading was banned on the moscow exchange, where can i buy a dollar in yekaterinburg? it is better to buy a dollar in the nineties, somewhere around plus or minus, thank you very much, green microphone, and good evening, dear teams, how can a child find out if an ordinary person is brought by a stork or found in cabbage. where do kvn players come from? where do kvn players come from? they are also found in cabbage after games. how can you explain where kvn players came from? even a child asked about a dollar, and you, well.

i have already known the answer for half a year, good evening, how would you explain to a child where kvn players come from? well, there is one event here in the evening, thank you, thank you very much, blue microphone, i ask recently in the government there was a rotation, where else would it not interfere, crawled again. knows the answer. recently in the government there was a rotation , where else would it not interfere? well, there is one event here in the evening. recently in the government there was a rotation, where else would it not interfere? well, there is one event?

good evening, hello, recently in the government there was a rotation, where else would it not interfere, it directly interferes or what, i do not understand, recently in the government. does the question relate to dr. house, how do you change your clothes so quickly, we have rotations there, changes are just constant, the question does not

relate to dr. house, but how do you change your clothes so quickly, we don’t change clothes, and in general what kind of questions are there for... there won’t be any, thank you very much, young viewer , green microphone, please, hello, teams, if the chinese filmed the operation and, then you haven’t seen how we change our shoes, a better question on how to get to the library would sound like this: and how would the question sound, can you tell me where the toilet is? is it possible in full? if if the chinese had filmed the operation and, then the question of how

to get to the library would sound like this: that's how i talk in the evenings, if the chinese had filmed the operation and, then the question of how to get to the library would sound like this: and how would the question sound: where is the toilet here? he knows, guys, if you're going to ask the full question again now, find them out of your music homework time , the full question, we were given a choice not to use it, come on, if the chinese had filmed. and how would the question sound: where is the toilet here? new muscovite? thank you very much,

dear friends! the warm-up with the audience ends with applause. so, first, you evaluate the warm-up of the team doctor chaos four. 4, 5, 5, 4, 4.4 points, the total score, based on the results of two competitions is 9.4 points, the assessment of the russian road is 5, 5, 5, 5, all judges are pallov, for two competitions the russian road has 10 points, in the lead, the team of perm krai four 5 4 5 five 4.6 points,

the total score is 9.6. thank you very much, applause to the teams. the next competition, which continues our game, is stem, and we decided. to make it unusual, always, when stars help teams, it brings additional intrigue and spice. so, stem. russian road, aspu team, armavir city. so, friends, imagine, the day before the game , the police station of the city of yekaterinburg. what is the reason for my detention, i repeat,

what is the reason for my detention, but wait, don't you see, i'm thinking, oh, citizen postovalov, what were you doing on the night of july 16-17. eighteenth year, but seriously, 918, in pelmeni starred in the fourth season, so answer normally. okay, you don't recognize me like roman postovalov, maybe you recognize this handsome guy, and no, well of course, you can ask your wife, she probably knows, no, so maybe you know this person, well, every dog ​​here knows me, no, then... at least one doesn't, okay,

that's it, you recognize meerkats, but you recognize, you recognize, no, no, apathy, oh, right, ah, let 's test you for drugs a second time, okay, let me just pay you money, you'll pay, but first we'll test you for drugs, take you,

well, or at least through defisk to yeltsin they'll finish writing, please, detain him for a day, and why should i detain him, redhead, well, i don't know, write there, well, he wrote where he shouldn't have, and where he should have, what difference does it make, who 's going to check you, what are you doing, come on, okay, redheads, okay, alexey, alexey, i have great news, i found us a star, who, ivleeva,

zake, i just lose consciousness in a coat in the summer, i'm a free state lawyer, mr. pasovalov, please, here's my lawyer's id, here's my human passport, here's a photocopy of my buttocks, what have you done here? you detained a person for 100, have you never heard of pro-ural-pelmeni immunity on this earth, yes, he is a local star, they are already installing a hyphen for him at the yeltsin center. "you know who i'm going to call now? you don't

know, and i don't know, my screen is just broken, why did you detain my client, and he wrote where he shouldn't have, and where he should have, red-haired, red-haired, red-haired, you said that no one would ask, and he brought a whole lawyer, so he is not a lawyer"? it was roma who got up, changed his clothes and is giving you nightmares, and it was you, it was you, it was all on purpose they came up with it, yes, so that i wouldn't perform for someone else in kvn, well, everything is clear with you, okay, now i'll perform for another team out of spite,

and he really bothered with the stereocopy, yes, i thought he wouldn't take it now, what are you standing there for, run, call an ambulance, that's right, i 'll call a doctor, uncle pasha, and what are you standing there for, that's right, this is not my lot at all. it hurts so much, i see death, yes, it's me, valbi, valdis, turn away, it's getting dark in my eyes, show me

rozhkov, where is he, it's funny, i didn't think that my granny... would outlive me, sansanych, stop taking pictures, call an ambulance, no need ambulance, the doctor is already here, wait a second, oops, i blew my partner, right? oh well, i can handle it myself. so, what happened to you? well, i see, i see, a drowned man, yes, that means we record, we record the date of death, plus or minus a month, maybe a year ago, yes, i 'm fine, you, a talking drowned man,

cool, don't worry, we 'll help you now, we'll give you some pills now, oops, i've got a spoon here, right? so now you're catching crucian carp in the river with valerian? well, at least he's not nervous, so okay, that means, look, your pills, yeah, what are these pills? what, these are the best pills? for all occasions, here 's one pill for posture, yeah, well, so that your back is straight, look, you drink it, it's straighter, straighter, straighter, straighter, straighter, straighter, straighter, just straight, like that, imagine, well, there it's still a little unfinished, it's not clear which part of the body it will work on, so you drink it, op, you see everything, it will be like this until the morning, yeah, but don't worry,

we have an antidote for this, yeah, an antidote, you drink it, and this is not an antidote, yeah, so, now we'll wait, yeah calm down, the person is feeling bad, how is it a person? not a young man, don't worry, we 'll help you now, we'll give you a pill, but first we'll test it on ourselves, not everything, guys, i give up, really, medicine is powerless here, yes, so , so, so, oh, that's it, i get it, artificial respiration, mouth to mouth, we're diving, no need to dive anywhere, you see, and these free... "we bring people back from the other world, doctors, really, thank you very much and thank you, romka, for agreeing to perform on the same stage with us, thank you for inviting us,

yekaterinburg, thank you, the kvn team russkaya doroga and roman postovalov were with you, just for everything". she is from god, russkaya doroga, russkaya doroga, russkaya doroga, the kvn team russkaya doroga thanks ooo amk troe represented by aleksey vasilyevich shtanichev and the rector of aspu evgeny alekseevich nizhnik. help yourself, you are welcomed like kings. and what is yarchally? yarchally is tatar? the name of the city is naberezhnye chelny, these are the only above-ground remains of structures in our republic from before the mongol period, what century is this? the 11th century, ice cream, ice cream made from local sour cream, berries were delivered a couple of hours ago, how beautiful, where are we? in a beautiful

kitchen, now we're going to do what, cook something delicious, i'll make a candy-shaped paste, inside i'll have stewed duck, i'll add a little local flavor, this is smoked pork. your relative's main activity

is not singing, it was a great performance, i'm telling you and sophia, who is who for you, a daughter, relatives, the season premiere is next saturday on the first, stem, the perm krai team. birthday is a favorite holiday for absolutely everyone, because on this day the most cherished wishes often come true. so, in an ordinary russian apartment. so, just a little bit more, carefully, yeah, igor, i have a surprise for you, you are 40 years old today, 40, of course, is not celebrated, but you insisted. well , it's just weird, i drink every day, here is one to skip, lena, well, can

i open my eyes, not yet, i have something special for you, lena, i ask you, for god's sake, what the hell sex, i want to relax, and not drag a piano to myself, okay, open up, while i i didn't hit you on the head with this box, what box, a malachite one, happy birthday, yeah , why the hell do i need this box, it's actually malakhito? it's a magic stone, by the way , it makes wishes come true, yeah, if malokhit made wishes come true, nabiulino would eat it with spoons, but first make a wish, then talk, oh, come on, that's it, well, you made a wish, so what, nothing happens, igor karavaev, right? onfisa chekhova, i love you, and i'm from you, lena, go

for a walk with the dog, we don't have a dog, lena, go buy a dog, igor, are you nuts, you i made a wish for anfisa chekhova, how did she guess, and you, by the way, today is not the night one, did you want a beautiful monument for yourself, what... your date of birth coincided with the date of death, woman, i don’t know who you are, but you upset my igor, your igor, and what, lena, you don’t like in the words of my anfisa, anfisa, don’t worry, my sister is already leaving, that’s it, you bastard, choose, either me or her, lena. where are you going on a cart against bentley? and you and i will live in the center of moscow, and you

will do whatever you want. 1:0. well, lena, how are you going to answer? igor, you have two children, an own goal. 2:0. you won't even have anything to talk about with her. do you want to? we 'll go fishing together. we'll buy you a spinning rod. a composite one, not a telescopic one, we'll take a reinforced reel and bait with oil cake. lena, come on, do something, otherwise you'll be unwound like a dry ural. you'll soon fly out of here, come on, give me the box,

you lecherous goat, come on, give it to me, move away, oh, what was it possible to do like that, come on, what are you doing, you brute, move away, magic is working, what could drive you out into the yard on the bar, my love, let's have a drink together. in honor of your 40th birthday, oh, come on, lenka, come on, pour us some wine, i'll kill you, you bastard, so come on, pour, pour, sing something, sektor gaza is 30 years old, on this day they gave birth to me, and now let's dance on this day, sigo?

i have the box, what else can i do, here it is, well, try, take it, try, it's filled, idiot, give it back, yeah, right now, now it's my turn, got up, uh, what did you wish for there, lenka, what are you doing, oh you, bitch, what are you doing, lena, oh you, what are you thinking, i'll come later i won't be able to climb up from the floor, my love, don't worry, i'll sell my house and buy you a truckload of vodka, so now with you, oh, why are your floors so dirty.

anfisa, then here, properly, wipe the rag into the bucket and wring it out. yes, quickly, of course, your love has been eaten up by everyday life. okay, go ahead, apologize. lena, you toad, you 're envious. give me back the box. yeah, i'm just getting the hang of it. so that's what you wished for, igor, i love you, that's how you wished for it , come on, quickly re-wish for it, that's it, i apologize to you, forgive me, okay, live,

by the way, it's time for you too, you can at least say goodbye, you have 10 seconds. lena, let's at least say 40, well, in honor of her birthday, you're annoying, do you want to be with her, go away, here's your box, please, okay, anfisa, break the spell, man, who are you, where am i? you're in an ordinary apartment in pervka, you've washed the floors, you're leaving already. igor, do you really love me? well, of course i do . anfisa loves me because of the box, and you

love me for real. okay, igor, i forgive you. and what are we going to do with the box? let's throw it away. we lived normally without it for so many years, or let's give it to someone who really needs it, oh, zapashny, why does zapashny need a box? what if a tiger bites something off, there will be something to deliver it to the hospital in, but not igor, he's a star, he already has everything, okay, let's give it to some ordinary yekaterinburg resident, so that he can make a wish for the whole city, oh man! i can see in his eyes, in his eyes that there are some ideas. igor, this is the governor of the sverdlovsk region, evgeny vladimirovich. oh, forgive me, man, i didn't know. evgeny vladimirovich, this box makes all wishes come true, it's just

take it, close your eyes and. evgeny vladimirovich, i love you, yes, you have a great governor, he wants the same as the people! will you move to me what well i had to try the team of the perzhivsky region and anfisa

chekova. team kv when we found out that there would be a sten with a star, we of course immediately invited him, and he, of course, agreed in a friendly way, yes-yes, what a great guy, well literally yesterday he called, said that he could not play with us, because

we staged filming in moscow on the first channel, yes-yes, what a great guy, on time warned, but fortunately, fortunately, there were people who are ready to help us, friends, meet, vawan and lexus. hello yekaterinburg, this is real, guys, thank you for agreeing to help us, we thought we would play sergey isaev from uralskie pelmeni, but it turns out we will play with those stars, well, okay, what kind of stars are we, when we call someone, for some reason no one recognizes us, friends, who doesn't know, vawan and lexus are russian pranksters who called the president of france, germany, poland, the netherlands and many, many others americans, i probably have a question from the whole room, are you really an fsb project? we

can't, no, it's funny, okay, you learned the script that we rewrote for you sergei isaev, this is about boris nikolaevich, how much can we talk about this, listen, let's make the first prank in the entire history of kvn. on whom, well, as usual, who do you not feel sorry for, maybe there is a grudge against someone, and no, belarusians in general are lyubov, belarusians are not touchy people, no, no, they were until yesterday, yes, by the way, let's make a prank on sergei isaev, since he you were screwed, by the way, where is he filming on channel one, yes, how do we know where, maybe he's on the show it's great to live, standing in a tooth suit showing brekotkin, how could it be, we've definitely decided everything, we're calling isaev, let's call him on behalf of ernst, what needs to be done, just dial, say hello, we'll decide from there, hello, and seryozha, hi, this is

kostya, ernst, i'm not bothering you, who, ernst, i didn't understand what... we need you, seryozha, brikotkin and sokolov are a bit old, but to be honest, then yes, listen, and we didn't consider andrei rozhkov,

well, with all due respect, andrey rozhkov, well , who can he play, only a grandmother, why, he can also play a very old grandmother, and i get it, you just need someone younger, there are postovalov, who is this, and who is this, well... it turns out nobody, but in short, seryozha, channel one, a project, you are the main one, by the way, and what kind of show is that, the one with the star, where we divorced you with vavann ilekus, listen, for the first time it's not bad. let's cast someone else, and who, for example, french president macron, oh, right, i can tell him in a boyar's voice, a thousand devils, what are you do it, i fought for you against richelieu, are you

rotten potato pancakes, are you freaking out, and why did you screw us over? screwed us over again, this is the evening of the alumni meeting, and what kind of alumni meeting is it without a guy who promised and didn't come.

we filmed the first episode of the show "ural pelmeni" with a video camera, and then we bought six apartments for each, this is already under you, evgeny vladimirovich, so guys, here, hold the camera, i think you understand everything, sergey isaev,

yekaterinburg. 2004 thank you, now we will find out whether the gap between the teams has increased or vice versa, the situation leveled out, teams stage, respected members of the jury, the scores for the stage dr. house are five, five five. 4:5 4.8 points, 14.2 intermediate score of the dr. house team. perm, your scores, respected members of the jury are five, five, five, five, five, all judges are five points, 14.6 score for

perm, intermediate and... russian road. 5, 5, 5. all judges are five points. russian road maintains the lead before the last competition. 15 points at the moment. musical homework. meet the stage, the leaders of the game at the moment, and what will happen next, we'll live, we'll see. russian road. you know, when russia stopped going to eurovision, we decided to hold our own contest, meet armavirovenie!

and what are you saying, we don't have eurovision, we don't have a binary personality, we can win a tape, but yes, by the way, this year we decided, you know, to hold our armavirovenie here in yekaterinburg, so get ready, there will be such intrigue as the hairdo of the boyarsky under his hat, what's there, what's interesting to the point of horror, oh well, i'm

telling you everything, which is most likely liontiv will ride on his delta. hello, let me introduce myself as a late mayakovskaya. my first poem: from the morning. i go into telegram with contempt and scroll through channels until night, i like prostitutes, political and not so much. what are you talking about, i didn't understand, what have you been drinking today? no, yesterday, but don't stop, get out of here, i beg you! no, where of course such poems go, yes , against leontiev, the man who came up with the idea of ​​running, running, running, running, running, running, and i 'm running, that's right, such a bar, well, nothing,

let's try to beat it, so meet the next one participant hello hello here about... i just caught a cold under the air conditioner sat in prison, a runny nose won't hurt, no, it won't promise, just turn on the music turn off the air conditioner, yeah, to please, be healthy, i want to fuck you.

well, show me, well, wait, for this dance we need a waitress and 40 injections in the stomach, that's it, no need to show it, well, what are you doing, is there anything else, okay, we have a dance can-canevsky, can-canevsky, can-canevsky, well, let's see the contact, that's enough, and can you do it with the other leg? we can, but that's a completely different story, the operatives knew that yes, that's it, no need, no need, it's a dance, let's do something else right away, something

closer to the people, something close is needed, of course, there is a dance based on tchaikovsky's nutcracker, the posekunchik dance, and that's about little pies, no, that's about a little bladder, shut up, i told you, i told you , we'll cure you, that's it, that's enough, guys, please, either leave or show something normal, everything, everything, there's a twist, lukashenko's first morning after the deployment of nuclear weapons, colleague, that's it, let's go from here, i say, let's go, enough, what is this? normal, no, okay, we'll go, but we have one condition, what condition, don't say that we are a duet, let's go from here, well,

friends, it seems that all the participants, alexey, here is another tape, what, the second tape, yes, armavir won't survive the second tape, well, let's try, run, put it on, friends, applause.

everything is fine, the musical was a success, i saw the hairstyle, thank you, the kvn team was with you, russian... we come here not for the first time, and we will come again, you just wait, kvn has been around for a long time, not a game for us, it's what flows in our provik, so let's play, let's play with friends, we watched the toy as children, my friends and i will play smog. leva and perviy, come on,

and we promise you that we will play again, we will come, just sit down and we will all play the game together, which is here inside, thank you for everything, the commander-in-chief was with you, this place is called the edge of the world, because from here it is only 160 km to the arctic circle, we are on the solovetsky islands, from above the monastery looks like a ship, if you follow where the nose is looking, he looks straight at jerusalem. now almost everything has remained from the camp times, there were four cells here, the central one, two on the sides, and a small lataria. wow, there are so many of them, but what am i talking about,

there are countless of them, such are the media, and why does everyone here like to add laminaria practically everywhere, soap with laminaria, ice cream with laminaria, chocolate with laminaria, you could say that it is a solovki brand, everything, everything, i understand everything, we are retreating, we are retreating, the life of our own, the premiere, tomorrow on the first, someone brings magnets from their travels, someone gifts, but... someone as a keepsake of a new family member, we have a dog, she is such a coward, they spent a week looking at each other, now they have gotten used to it, a master of martial arts, in his training he teaches not how to hit correctly, but how to love correctly, let us teach you, come on, okay, okay, you won't cry, okay, you won't worry, okay, okay, 1, 2, 3, the trainer's task is not to make a champion out of him, first of all, to raise a healthy personality in him, you saw the video, look, with us premiere, tomorrow on the first, where, we

we invite the stage dr. house, the republic of belarus, once again, hello, so, guys, what haven't we said yet about the alumni reunion, well, what... yekaterinburg turned 300 years old last year, 300 years old, and how did we, representatives of the tractor power , miss this fact, a shortcoming, a shortcoming, okay, the reunion evening is first and foremost an evening of emotions, so i suggest in our musical homework to evoke all the known human emotions in the audience, well then where do we start, well, let's evoke emotion in the audience anger, yeah, and how do you think we 'll bring solovyov to yekaterinburg now? ondyubes,

security won't come here, let's do something brighter, there's such an emotion of surprise, it turns out that if belarusians pay someone, they use it to the fullest. so i'll announce the next number. many in yekaterinburg know that the founder of the legendary ensemble "pesnery" vladimir mulyavin was born and lived in sverdlovsk. but if he hadn't left for belarus, but stayed in sverdlovsk, the pesnery might have looked like this.

in this world, let's have ours, lives in uralmash in polesie, the sorceress of the mat alesya, bends them, she is like reinforcement, a worker of the cultural center. olesya, close up, olesya, great, what else shall we sing about, let's sing about the temple, no, this is a bad topic, there is a better idea, there are many new such

people in the egas camp, work. in the cool centers in chile in the lounge zones they drink there in the forest, and here people all shop, where do these fashionistas live, where are the ids, bloggers, mayers, all, at home, tereshnaya po... guys, i have good news, hurray, we hand over wigs to the dry cleaners, there was a time when

you could go to belarus and become famous, rich. that's it, let's go to the garage, why, we live there, the next emotion is shame, while in russia they remake and spoil their old films, belarus went further and decided to remake american ones, the film company belarus film, together with trosyanka.

i'll come back home later, not a fact, who are you? i'm lyukha from yekaterinburg, i told everyone that i went on vacation to europe and came to you in belarus, you didn't deceive anyone, only yourself, and how did you end up here by the field, i flew

ural airlines, a'. convenient, convenient, and who are you? i'm a belarusian girl, and where is your tail? with ex, it's sunday, and you're talking about this tail? ask again, oh, you're so cool, and let's run to the sinoval, that's right, sinoval, we worked, we tried, there was no time to breathe. we've harvested all the wheat, now we can rest, have we rested? yes, to the potatoes, oh, lyoshka, you're so mad, so mad, i would never have spread this haystack alone, listen, let's go with me to

joburg, haven't you seen the fields, i need to go to joburg here. i think i've fallen in love with you, i want to get married to you, lyoshka, you fool, nothing will work out between us, because... friends, there are many emotions, but in

fact, only life can cause real emotions. let's have a real evening of meeting, tell the real story of our team. friends, we have many stories, like any kvn team, but let's choose together which story to tell you, we just have little time, and many stories. we have a story, and how... we went down into a deep mine, then we were awarded a diploma of deeply respected, yes, this is all a real story, there is a story about how we were detained at belarusian-russian border, when we went to play kvn, yes, yes, such a border exists, there is a story about how we first came to the mogilev mayor's office, this is the funniest one, let's listen to it, let's, this is a real story, when we became champions of the major league, we were invited to the mayor's office for the first time, and you know, and we came, we were greeted very warmly. they thanked us very much, a lot of gifts, these badges, they gave us gold ones, we still wear them, yes, and we went to have tea with the mayor, we sit, drink tea, a very

kind conversation, candies, bagels, everything very nice, cool, then at some point the mayor's assistant says: guys, let's drink tea while we watch your performance, very responsibly he cut all the shorts about our mayor, yes, all of them, and there are such: shorts where he is there, where his dog bites him, where he fights with nettles, falls from a bridge, there is just deathly silence in the room, no one laughs, sheaf, here sheaf says, like: well, who knew that we would cross paths? yes, and i must admit, we really are our first time. in yekaterinburg we were very surprised, we have another story about this, which we can tell only to you and only here, in general, last year we played the summer

cup in perm, and we told this joke there, by the way, how is perm translated? and perm is translated as this is better than yekaterinburg, yeah, well who knew that we would cross paths? thank you, friends, you really have a very cool city, and you know what the thrill of kvna is that at every kvn game both the spectator and the teams, they get the whole range of emotions. yekaterinburg, happiness to you, thank you! i dreamed, i waited for everything, i got on

channel one, and if you haven't betrayed your dream, you can get a star in the sky? the final musical homework of today's alumni meeting, the perm krai team, meet, now very popular films based on russian fairy tales are becoming, so in your musical homework

my daughter, he will get her hand and half the kingdom to boot, hand, i mean, in marriage, or cut off, so that she does not run away anymore, you idiot, well, marry, of course, return my daughter, and kill koshchei, cheshpany, do not touch koshchei, i will figure out with koshchei myself what is happening, vovo grandfather rolled up from afghanistan, found out that koshchei is not

stood up for arolash, nothing is happening in the series, are you going to show the word of a boy, the word of a boy, blood on the asphalt, with respect to the masterpiece, so we will show three heroes, seriously, homework about beer from the nineties, no one except rozhkov will give you an a for this, what kind of beer? well, cold light, so that it 's foggy? a drop would just flow down the bottle and maybe we should take a break in the homework? what break? what are you thinking about beer now? and what about friday, evening, heat, now everyone thinks about beer, that's it, go away, we've had enough of everything spoil, yes, you have already spoiled everything,

what are you looking at, you have heroes, as if they graduated from police school only yesterday? what if these two go for shawarma, he will drag this raven away, a bunch of dwarves, but i 'm looking at you, aren't you all ready? egor, give me the word of a boy, what word of a boy? well, they told me, this is the most famous tv series, and if they told you from the ninth floor jump.

"we are looking for koschei the deathless, do you know where he lives, here is a magic ball, where did you get it in your belly button, who is this from the supermarket, friends my people, you can't be friends with punks, you can't be friends with punks, but you can be friends with the taliban." igorich, what are you talking about? well, what, do i want to help you? let's show you the word of a kid, all that's left is for you to come up with a suitable nickname. what's your last name? muramet, will you be a coat ? what's your last name? dobrynii nikitich. what, you don't have a last name?

like timothy, you'll be turbo. and who are you? alyosha popovich, well, how are you, maratik. in short, the plan is this: now we'll kill koshchei, and then we'll open a video salon. take it away, where did you even get the gun? in alberis on himash. so that's it, igor sanovich, here's 500 rubles for you. go buy your beer and don't bother me. don't bother me?

let's say the heroes are coming, you need to hide your death urgently, so let's put an egg in a duck, a duck in a hare, i think you can stop at a duck, that would also be reliable, death is a duck's koschie, take it, believe in yourself, remember all the conversations with the psychologist. you have no idea what a duck is, as i understand it, you yourself are already taking bread from people. you gave your word as a boy that you would not go out again, well, you're a jerk, you can say whatever you want, you watched the series, if only you knew, we

have a minute and a half left, let's just we'll show the ending and that's it, next time we'll show your word of the boy, okay, let's do it faster, you won't do anything to me, heroes , i'm koschei the deathless. this is for your aralashi , you've had enough with your word of the boy, do you not give a damn about anything, do you give a damn about anything, egor, i don't just want to show the word of the boy, i have a good reason. oh, i just wanted to piss off katya, well , great, that is, because you wanted to piss off ekaterina mizulina, our whole team is suffering, you've already been telling her something the whole game, maybe it's time to grow up, let her go

past, so go to her, ask for forgiveness, katya, guys don't apologize. okay, fine, you want a guy's word, you'll have a guy's word, we're turning you down, who exactly, you or you, or you, shell, yeah, what are you accusing me of here, and i'm here for this kvn, kvn gives me everything, and i give everything to kvena. okay, stop chatting , guys, write yourself down as a jury, he's not with us anymore, don't shake his hand anymore.

it seems to me that goncharenko was also kicked out of the urals. if you want, you can slap me later too, but i won't beat up igor sanoch, we after all , we've been playing together on the same team for so many years, thank you, girl, and what's your name? now i'm starting to wonder, why the hell do we need such a big team? yeah, that's it, that's it, okay, that's it, i get it, the guys don't apologize, but

i'm a man, i'll apologize, please forgive me for causing everything here today, i just really wanted to win, we have such a huge responsibility, they're fighting today. armavir, belarusian and we, the ural guys, and the ural guys don't lose on their own box, well that means we won't lose either. we don't know what to tell you on farewell, how can we pick up at least a couple of words, on this long evening, and a fun evening, on

this evening of meetings, we will have time, we are wound up again. the game is only her we trust, meeting with you ega, it is not at all accidental, kubot could not be, it can go to anyone, but to rub the level, nothing to him. pelensky krai team, thank you. it's time

to sum up the final results of today's game, i invite all the teams to the stage, ibyska!

you will have to go with us, in war all means are good, what are you doing, pervert, lately our mother has been acting strangely led, the disease began to progress, it is curable, you can't do this to grachev, he is a genius, he, he is a creator, he created this choir, he has the right to decide what to do, and you are also a protected one.

thanks to the teams that come here, guys, this is such a high level, serious game, serious teams, thank you very much and a wonderful spectator, hooray yekaterinburg, ekaterina mizulina, please, hello, yekaterinburg, i am happy to be in your wonderful city again, i grew up on kvn, like... many sitting in this hall since childhood watched the game, and of course, today i am happy to be a witness to this incredible game, thank you guys for these emotions, for this joy, thank you for happiness, but i will definitely listen to milokhin's songs, i didn't know that he sings, thank you very much and... that you

were one of the main targets of the kvn jokes today, you handled it absolutely worthily to the applause of all those present and ekaterina mizolina andrey roshkov and i generally think that kvn is wonderful, wonderful, we saw kvn today, today we learned so much about our hometown, guys, you all simply. wonderful, i am delighted with belarusians, yours is subtle, sometimes on the edge, but it is such a fine line, which is simply wonderful, wonderful, the fine line of humor, handsome men, the russian road, of course, once again surprised by the wonderful, well-coordinated acting team, well and roma, fit in perfectly, by the way, here is roma, congratulations, you today. played in the major league of kvn for the first time

with a premiere, roman, guys, fellow countrymen, perm residents, handsome men, all as ... selection, congratulations to everyone on the kvn holiday, today pava mikheeva, please, and i wanted to say how cool you are audience, thank the teams, i missed you very much, but forgive me, i want to ask a personal question, to the perm krai team, where is the party today? and my second question is for dr. house, if belarusians pay for something, they use it to the fullest, will sergey isayev go to this party, and so

everyone is great, thank you all, mikhail sergeyevich, please, thank you very much. good evening, dear friends, good evening, happy spectators, good evening, great actors who stand on the stage, and i can't even choose from you someone, especially, i've been learning from you all for many years, i didn't expect that i have such a low iq in humor, i'm a completely grumpy old man who has already forgotten how to laugh. and maybe you will give me such a pill after today's evening meeting at the party, so that it will help me find the wings of a second youth, but the truth is sometimes it is embarrassing, when i sit not today, but at home in some

st. petersburg, near the tv, here the stars of the program came out, i did not understand a damn thing, neither the jury. not the artists, and i was so upset that i am absolutely not, you can't invite me anywhere, i can only grumble, so today there is hope that you will help me to remove the veil from my eyes to believe that not only arkady raikin, chaplin and many very crooked artists who were before, should now study with you, so i came here to study with you, so teach my children grandchildren to laugh like this: as they laughed at raikin and chablin, thank you very much, thank you very much, we heard the whole spectrum of emotions, dear friends, respected members of the jury,

take the scoreboards please, dr. house mogilev, i beg you, all judges, five points. 19.2 points, the final result of this team. the perm krai team. five, five, five, five, five, all judges five points. the final result is 19.6 points. armavir tensed up. russian road, armavir. all judges p'. the final result of this team is exactly 20 points, they become winners, holders of the cup, the alumni meeting, which means the beaver hat

will appear on channel one more than once. it was a great game, there is still a huge one ahead number of no less wonderful and no less bright meetings, let's make this world a better place, bye.

hello, truck, what truck? no, i'm not selling a truck. you have the wrong number, goodbye.

after the signal say: masha, hello, this is... urgently needed translator to accompany an english puppeteer, he will conduct some kind of seminar here, they offer good money, freelance, of course, well, maybe try a translator. for the fact that may only comes once a year,

the faded dawn of an unseasonable day, blame anyone in the world, but not me, please do not me, this world was not invented by us, this world was not invented by me, this world was not invented by us. this world was not invented by me, it was not invented by me, that rushes day after day, sometimes bringing joy, sometimes bringing sorrow to someone, and the world is arranged in such a way that everything is possible in it, but after nothing can be fixed, this world was not invented by us, this world was not invented by me, this... the world was not invented by us, this world was not invented by me, there is only one

way for us to cope with fate, there is only one way of melikani and days, let the cloud disperse, it is difficult for us over the earth, but we can love each other more, this world is not invented by us, this world.

we have a casting for the participants of the seminar, classes will start on wednesday, here is a detailed schedule, tom, tom, i ask, please,

wow, not bad, you know, i like it here.

i liked it and i wanted to live this whole story together with the hero, whom i... on the screen. ordinary eaglets look at all this with incomprehension, what are they clapping for, why does it sound so terrible. then our soloist comes out, who with the breaking voice of a peacock, begins to sing our beautiful works. probably, the most pleasant memories are when we went to orlyonok for a whole month, and we all lived in a group in these buildings where the children live. why didn't you grow up to be a little slacker, like all normal children, i'm trying now, i'm making up for it, and oleg's wonderful mother comes up and says: "olezh". we're not afraid of anything, he's such a brave boy, but alyona is more than anything in the world, he's afraid of pigeons. is there a competition for solo parts? of course, there is always competition,

because everyone wants to solo, well, that's what age, that's what we're talking about, actually, in the whole series. beautiful, i'm starting. podcast lab on monday on the first. you don't tell me only about men that they fall in love. valentina titova is one of the most beautiful women of the soviet screen. she always gave the impression of a socialite, a woman who is surrounded by the care and love of her famous men, but it turns out that impression is deceptive. men have always been afraid of me, and my husbands had no influence on me. from someone else's husband not wife, move away. reacted to your pregnancy, disappeared, who accompanied you in the maternity hospital, i don't know, his assistants, everyone pitied me in the maternity hospital, how valentina titova left

vladimir basov, and what the director wrote in the statement to the court, filed for alimony, why didn't you take the children with you, where, just mother echidna, yes, you want to ask me now, where did i put the money, valentina titova's confession, mother-cuckoo or victim of love, can a beautiful woman or actress even exist? happy, no one can stand it when a person hunts only for you, a knife in his hand. exclusive with dmitry borisov. premiere next saturday on channel one.

op, girl, op, want a photo as a keepsake, no thanks, real exclusive, watch, don't lose the station!

didn't expect that.