across the open spaces, across the open spaces, and of course, sing along, better pores, better bark, better bark, how many are with us, quail, quail , one needle, two needles, there will be a christmas tree, one board, two boards, there will be a ladder, one word, two words, there will be a song, "i'm sure it's all because of the tree, 88, a complete gameover, i'm the only one who sees this, it seems no, and what to do now, don't be stupid, it's better for us, we wish to return to the future, we want to go back, we want to go back,

to make new wishes, the old ones need to come true, so what are your wishes? i will always find someone as talented as you. yaroslav lebedev, don't be shy. dad, did you promise to give me a chance? we are hereditary builders, it's a reliable profession, or are you going to make a living by this? and haven't you thought that i want to become a musician? don't even dream about it. construction team in artek. i was delighted at the time, there will be no time to do all sorts of nonsense. special thanks to you, dad. can i raise my son myself? so that he would allow me to study music? since the summer , we have been wondering so that our ancestors would not get divorced.

"you don't need to take this copter into the yard with you at all, if you can't fight back, then don't provoke it or launch it with me, cool, mom, maybe you'll come with me, i'm already called a mama's boy because of you, if dad were alive, he would teach me to stand up for myself, i want to become brave like dad, i don't understand something, who ultimately made a wish to go to the past, no one, it's just that the past is a way. to rule

the present and thus fulfill our desire, but wow, can't get up, how will we do it? will we really stay in the past forever? my parents won't see me, i'm afraid to imagine what will happen to my mother when i don't come back, i haven't really made peace with her, and i didn't even have time to call, well she'll say that the counselors took away my phone, what's the problem, but that's not what i'm talking about, and how can i tell her this, well there are old phones, push-button phones with a cord, you can call somewhere in the future from them, and i wonder what code to dial, plus 2020, oh yeah, such trash can't even fit in my head. well, at least

i can call my mother, who is now 10, yeah, dad is 10 now, and mom is about eight years old, oh, come on, it turns out that dad, my dad is alive, what do you mean, you don’t have a dad, not only do you have one, but wait a second, let me think, what year was it, 1988, exactly, dad was in artek at that time, wait, so our parents met in artek, they seem to be here, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let’s start, only look at what mom’s maiden name was, you , then, and my dad is here too, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he went here for several years in a row to a construction team, so that’s it, they ran to look for them, no need to look for us, we come ourselves, we're definitely not looking for you, excuse me, we're leaving already, wait, which squad are you from? a or

b? b? our squads are designated by numbers, yes, to the director. and i immediately realized that something was fishy, ​​before we beat those blue ones in a jiffy, yes, we were just passing by, yeah, of course, past our headquarters in the zornitsa, maybe you'll show up already, oh, these are absolutely amazing flights, how about you, guys, cool cosplay, well, the kids like it too, and you brought cities with wigs, great, about the competition, what are you getting all worked up about, the forest competition is ahead at 6:33. that's not the point, olga andreyevna, well, you know, everything should be according to the rules, but they couldn’t even name their squad, they’re obviously dummy, it’s just a cup, no, it’s not just a fight for the cup, it’s a fight for the director’s chair, well, i mean, when you fly to moscow for a promotion and this is barmaley

, firstly, i haven’t flown anywhere yet, it’s the commission from moscow that will decide who will be the next director, and secondly, and secondly, they’re kind of suspicious, we ’ve been competing for the second week already and what’s wrong with them? named after sergei zhukov? hero of the soviet union pilot union. what are you saying? i don't remember such a hero pilot as sergei zhukov. they lie like they're confessing. no, it's boniface. why do they lie right away? okay, come on, give me your last name, quickly.

lebedev, kovalev. here's a list from... who do you remind me of? and i'll tell you, who do i remind you of? i remind you of the head of a camp, whose children don't get lost and don't look like ragamuffins, zhazah, take the children, go change their clothes, let's go, guys, he's an ideal leader, great, so don't

worry, everything will be fine, even, elizaveta ivanovna, trouble, this is the third day rehearsed a waltz. zero progress, arkady, maybe we should somehow modernize the repertoire, when the concert is tomorrow, we should at least have time for the waltz, these budivudi, let him, please, dance the forest, well, how are we worse than the forest, and the forest wins every time, this time he will win, this guitarist of yours, who plays as if on nerves, who can replace him, no one else plays the guitar here, i play, you see, everything is not as bad as you think, play at the concert, i would be glad to, but i already go to a club. okay, let's go decide, think about the concert, look, and elisey has his own concert there, in short, you put cutlets between two buns, and you get a hamburger, a hamburger, it sounds nice, not

like rings with a bun, and if you put cheese, you know, bro, you put it in cheese, you get a cheeseburger. from a burger, let me try it, okay, do you have gum, yeah, guys, i wish i had more time, i would have gotten up here with you, what am i doing, take a photo, a cutlet that is older than us, what's wrong, when will i post it online? there will be another 30 years, you'd better look around i looked, the whole camp is having lunch, the parents are probably somewhere here, oh well, i saw dad, almost, dad's dad, well, that's it, consider them yours, i found them, good luck, clean up for me,

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boats are big ships, well, fralov, when you play, you really want to drown yourself, let's do something simpler, where could it be simpler, are you a dog, or what? hello, okay, let's try, try to pass by, frolov, you could play the guitar so briskly, try to follow, are you a guitarist? well, there's a little bit, you can do it,

beautiful far away, you start, i 'll tune in, i hear voices from the beautiful far away, morning voice in the silver dew, i hear a voice, a simonizing road. crushes the head like a carousel in childhood, oh, daddy's helmet, well , give it back, please, yes please, you could glue it with your spitballs, we'll attack the whiner from the snot-mouth, snot-mouth, funny, yes, this loser made ozyrich out of this loser, loser, failure, heard, loser, we'll knock you out at the competition in no time... guys, come on, give it back, break it, it's okay

, you'll fix it, it 'll fly at least a couple of meters, or just to the trash can, yes, he assembled it there, it takes off only with a kick, oh, let's arrange the first launch, in rubles a countdown, three, two, so, what is happening here, it's okay, we're checking the aerodynamics, familiar faces, well, check, check, we'll check something too, be cruel to me, cruel, give up on

the sea, beautiful, far away, beautiful, far away, i'm starting my journey, and you call this a little bit, show-off, frolov, be jealous, silently, well done, clever girl, so what? have they found you a guitarist? yes, seriously, sergey zhukov? yes. erik, yaroslav, lebedev. now i've seen it all. well, guys, now we... will show lesnoy, tomorrow you will perform with us at the final concert, i would be glad, but i need a second circle, what second circle, you were made for an electric guitar, not for an electric drill, thank you, but i have important business there, i have to go, wait, okay, go, but promise that you will perform with us tomorrow, you promise, fralov will not

play like that, it is impossible. okay, i promise. seryozhenka, what kind of person are you, at the slightest thing your hands go up. we 'll do it. we'll find them, what's next, we won't start divorcing them in 30 years. we just need to make friends with them and teach them not to quarrel. yeah, easy to say. how are we going to make friends with them? what are they playing here? smartphones haven't been invented yet. what kind of analog games are these?

do you know anyone? and how come they haven't posted their childhood photos on social media, where the album is, i don't even know, and you don't have to move your hand, you evil village idiot, and i'm not moving my hand.

young people, this isn't a theater, it's getting ready for a dance competition. either dance or go for a walk, with her? never, i don't really need it. what are you doing? if you want to go home, come dance. if anything, you're not my dream couple either. we 're ready, come here, just come tomorrow in suits, like everyone else. what are you saying, what are you saying? i never wanted to be a director, but when they called from moscow and begged me to head artek, i couldn't refuse, i can say one thing for sure, now the camp will truly blossom, sergey sergeyevich, you scared me, petrova, forgive me, that lebedev plays so well, he's just a virtuoso,

elizaveta is delighted, that's what i thought, she recruited talents from the local community center for the last competition. well, he's a sly one, and what should we do with these fly-bys, keep an eye on them, we'll sort it out, ah, liza, liza, you decided to get ahead of me, look where you 're jumping all the time, sergey sedenovich, you made a mistake with my chair, it was wobbly, i decided to fix the chair, i decided, the chair under you has been wobbly for a long time, sergey sergeyevich, liza, i see that we have a queen of humor, the sea is not waiting for you there, by the way, excellent offer, i mean the same thing, yes, yes, yes, right, right, let's do it this way, i 'm catastrophically short of time, there's no time, and you 'll be in my place, like the sea queen hosting a concert with sergei sergeevich, i agree, absolutely, wonderful.

listen, yaroslav igorevich is the boss here, yeah, you don't know where igorek, his son, works, you probably don't see, everyone works here, yeah, i see where you're going, where's the cap, why are you pestering me, i'll just find igorek. you should have said it's urgent, why break everything here? igorek, if anything, you haven't seen me. i'm whole, you're

igor lebedev, what business is it of yours, well now clean everything up, well if you want, i'll help , it's more fun together, but what's so fun, a damn construction site, wait, don't you like building, why are you? you're surprised, no, it's just a familiar situation, my father also wants to make me a builder, i want to become a musician, and i want to become a director, are you serious, and the sea camp continues its final concert with the song "beautiful faraway", performed by a boy from nowhere, sergei sergeevich kurochkin is jealous, he cheats to win elizaveta ivanna marikova! enough! i think i've had a row when i put you two together. no,

show such presenters, the commission from moscow, i simply have no right. i will conduct the final concert myself. olga andreyevna, what? well, well, why are you chopping off the shoulder so quickly? the text bounces off our teeth. the commission from moscow will be delighted, simply. liza and i get along great, don't we? by the way. you see, we get along great. dogs, don't be friends, do n't help, we don't help, yes, they just don't ask, we are always ready, he is always ready, what a bearded pioneer, liza, you have a problem with the camp, only one, the redhead impudent, and maybe another skinny harmful one, stop both of you, lisa, i'm serious, well, not really, only with young wrestlers, the coach is sick there, i can't cope, well, only how... olga andreevna, it's not in my rules to praise myself, so don't praise me, here, go help,

thunder, thunder, as you can hear, reception, the distance is rapidly decreasing, you should speed up, be careful, the enemy is ramming, the situation is critical, thunder, dodge, the maneuver was successful, the enemy continues to pursue. excellent, do a barrel roll, enter someone's enemy. base, base, let's move on to plan b. go, come on. thunder, the enemy is too close. don't give them a chance to attack. take the lower echelon. the air corridor is clear, start attacking the enemy. pony, you have a base, i see a loser on the horizon. i'm attacking! the enemy loser has been shot down, the base, the wreck has landed, we

'll finish him off, that's enough for him , there's nothing to do with this junk at the competition anyway, great, we've finished off this whiner, great job on the assault, your helmet is definitely a helmet, yurka, here's the trophy, your helmet has a new owner, where are you going, do you want to be friends with your ancestors? another, you again, gainer, turn it on. oh yeah, how much more can you do, tree, don't slow down, you're the one slowing down, and you open your eyes, why are you yelling at him

, open your eyes yourself, guys, stop, come on , apologize, he's like a ram, he never apologizes, and why should i apologize, they crashed into me, not me, and in general, i don't really need to disgrace myself at these dances, i'd rather go for a ride on horses, better right away on a donkey, maybe on... i mean, it's 100 times easier to come to an agreement with him than with you, vasya, ira, come on, come back, why did you push him, and you were rude, that's it, it seems we're not let's go, wow. kid, listen, i didn't think i'd say this, but you have talent, i'm serious, thank you, it's just unusual, dad never praises me, my dad doesn't either, listen, you,

this... we definitely need to show it to someone, or some kind of festival, there probably is one, in general, we really do have a film competition going on right now, well, but where is the competition, and where am i, let's go back to the construction site, otherwise dad will start looking, definitely, we need to show the film to your dad, no, he'll be against it, who is your dad, you don't even know him you know, he's the best, i mean the best, i showed you in secret, promise that... you won't tell, okay, i promise, and you, sorry for the mess, let me help, okay, just let me bring us some robes, hold them, hello, kids, hello, yaroslav igorevich, how's work, good, well done, etimurovtsy, paint every picket, so...

why is it so dirty here? hello, didul! i mean, hello, yaroslav igorevich, we haven't met, well, not yet, but i know your son very well, we need to do something with you discuss. wait, boy, i ask again, why the filth? yaroslav igorevich, let your filth wait, do you even understand that your son is a talented film director, it's a crime to lock the future mikhalkov up at construction sites. who, mikhalkov? it doesn't matter, yaroslav agich, what did you think, he wants to become a builder, it's obvious that construction is not his thing at all, look at what he... filmed, what is this film, dad, don't listen to him, igor, don't interfere, you're butting in as always, well, as i try for my own, well, now be quiet, first of all, i i didn't bring my son here so that he could secretly do all sorts of nonsense from me, secondly, we are the lebedevs, we are hereditary builders, here are hereditary builders, thirdly, boy, so that i

don't see you here anymore. thank you, son, now i'll have to take sleeping pills again to fall asleep. you promised, right? so i thought it was kind, he's like my dad, a traitor, get out of here! how are we going to get home now? i've already tried all the branches, everything is in vain, everything is wrong! it's a disgrace, you humiliated your own father, three against one, i thought being brave was being a hooligan, i had to screw up so badly, i actually lied to my dad, i promised them, it turns out my grandfather is not such a pushover, i really don't understand how such a weakling could become a test driver, he probably became brave later, and only then he got into an accident, why

didn't i tell him about the flaps? i should have told him, but you're annoying, compared to us you don't have any problems at all, we changed the past, and now we may not be born, so what if there's one less blogger, who's this guy speaking here, a boy who's forbidden to play on the guitar, and he tells you while they don't forbid you, wow, that's punch, and you don't bother at all, guys, that the tree blooms for 2 days, we won't have time tomorrow, we'll be stuck in the past forever. the night is biting over the sea, it's time for mortek to sleep, good night, homeland until the bright morning. good night, elizaveta ivanovna. good night, guys. so, why aren't you going from?

soon, did something happen? imagine that you have a cherished desire, but it can't come true, and no matter what you do, it only gets worse, no one will help you, even mom and dad, because they, well, let's say , are very far away, guys, you know, no matter how hard it is, you can't give up, here's our marine... never won against lesnoy, but we will fight to the end, even though there's only one day left, and you know why? why? because there's always a chance to win if your friends are nearby, got it? yes, yes, elizaveta ivanovna, i rewound the tape, let's go and discuss the contests, okay, lights out soon, run to the building, thank you, did you hear, he said about the contests, i know how to fix everything.

during grandpa's morning jog, yarik and i , dressed as ninjas, sneak into his room and take the film. yarik's father shows up at the festival and wins. grandpa is impressed and no longer bothers his father, and then he bothers yarik. nicoletto and elisey convince their parents to take part in a dance competition. dancing as a couple, they fall in love and learn to understand each other without words. i make peace with dad and help them build the coolest plane. he overcomes his cowardice and competes. dad is no longer afraid of his back, becomes brave and raises boldly me, fulfilling all desires and we go to the future easier-easier, great plan, bro, but where are we going to get a ninja costume? tomorrow is the final concert,

there will be ninja costumes there, well of course not ninja, at least the chicken won't recognize us, do you feel it? put on a mushroom? i won't, why? i'm allergic to them, come on , put it on, allergic person, even if i kill you, i can't get it, how will a horse help parents try on, because you're small and don't understand anything in relationships. people are friends when they have common interests, dad loves horses, so mom needs to love them too, well, how old are you, we've never even seen horses, there are, don't be stupid, what do we have to do with it, look, we'll lure mom to

the stables, dad will give her a ride, they'll become friends, what are you doing, so... country romance wouldn't hurt either, who has horses, give them to dad so he can give them to mom, like a prince on a white horse, like in the movies, i think that's a great plan, all that's left is to find the stables, and you asked the horse. how's the water, priests, good water, will you, what else about disposables cups haven't heard, we have reusable ones, if they break, we'll change them, guys, can you tell me where the stables are, only for normal horses,

over there around the corner, thank you very much, and how are we going to lure mom into the stable, we need something cool for the eighties. thanks, i don't want it yet, take it, what are you shoving at me, well, it's not bitcoin, of course, but for eighty-eight it's a normal currency, here you go, you're doing zakinsko, nothing complicated, you hold it between your teeth and inflate it, great, we even have those in moscow.

i liked it and i wanted to live this whole story together with the hero that i see on the screen. the ordinary eaglets look at all this with incomprehension, why are they clapping, why does it sound so terrible. then our soloist comes out, who with the breaking voice of a peacock, begins to sing our beautiful pieces. probably the most pleasant memories are when we went to orlyonok for a whole month, and we all lived as a group in these buildings where the children live. why didn't you grow up to be a little slob, like all normal children? i'm trying now, i'm making up for it, and a wonderful mother comes up, oleg's and says: lazybones is not afraid of anything, he is such a brave boy, but alena is more than anything in the world, he is afraid of pigeons. is there any competition for

solo parts? of course, there is always competition, because everyone wants to be a soloist. well, that's what age is, that's what i'm talking about, actually, in the whole series. wonderful. i'm starting a podcast of paws for. on the first, in the new season, on the first, there are already rumors in the city about this crime, wherever you go, they say everywhere, women are lured into a taxi and shot in the back, i wanted to ask you about your discovery, this the knot seemed very massive, although it was pried up quite easily, you have been awarded a great honor, moles, honor and trust. remember this,

after the war i was looking for my son's comrades-in-arms, i was interested in what was happening there at the end of the war, and anything could have happened there , you don't have any photos of kolya, it's strange, where are they, were they here, oh my god, how similar he is to my son, you are the only real witness, the only person he came to openly. well, major, the hunt has begun. confrontation, premiere based on the legendary book by yulian semyonov, sergey sergeyevich, you only gather young people, not too harshly, after all, uncle, don't worry, liza, a soldier won't hurt a child, well, these are your hercules, and why can't you cope with them, liza, so, here you are, come here, well, easy. mom.

well, mushrooms, it's in the bag, well, i told you, the wolf catches eggs, the best, nothing better, all the games are a hundred times cooler, there is a screen in front of your eyes in the form of glasses, you run there, play, in short, you don't even need a mouse there, what mouse, why are you hanging noodles on me, there is no such game, there is, i answer. dad gave it to me, well then show me, well i'll show you, a little

later, well then tell me, you're pouring it on, but i 'm not pouring it on, it's you who don't understand new things, how are you going to surprise a muscovite, what muscovite, well which one, which one , a pickaxe, here, i'll probably like it, i'm sure she'll like it, why are you doing this? by the way, she doesn't like you, she told me in secret, but i don't give a damn, so answer her in secret, first she calls names, then she sends all sorts of people, listen, and in general why are you sticking to me like a bath leaf, just wait, ir, let's go quickly, there's a horse there freed up, yes your plan doesn't work at all, at least i had some kind of plan, we've already... looked everywhere, i'm telling you, there's film in the suitcase, well there's no key, how am i

going to open it for you, well yeah, breaking into the suitcase is no fun either, but on the other hand, it's my grandfather's suitcase, so what, i have to think of something or get out, time is ticking, hey, goalie, what's wrong with you, what's wrong with you, oh, what's wrong, oh, what's wrong with you? what are you doing? all the sleeping pills, let's go out and take grandfather's key, i'm totally nuts, let's take the suitcase and open it somewhere else, we're not young, we're not young, and you're not be afraid, we're hiding, don't be afraid, faster, be afraid, i'd like to lose all the years that she... saved up, shoot up like me, i hope you haven't forgotten,

put the creams, water, everything you want to charge, it will all be charged, so i 'll ask you to get ready, sit down comfortably, you should be free, comfortable, no need to lean over, sit like this, sit up straight, put your hands on your knees, palms up, close your head. i'm not sure, not all, the main thing is that the children liked it, and this is sergei sergeevich,

the head of the lesnoy camp, training the young generation, sergey sergeevich. are you all right, how could you? i simply gave in to the children, well done, children, sergey sergeevich, since you have already warmed up with the youth, maybe you will show the class with the older group, of course, of course, all for the sake of the children, at the end of the session i will conduct.

on alive he, on put under his head, the suitcase opened, look, film, and you said, my plan does not work, what are you doing? igor, igor, wait, everything is fine, everything is fine with your dad, he just, just lay down to rest, don't be so nervous, on here... have a drink, well, what about the festival, igor,

papados, well vasya, listen, well, don't you understand, i won't apologize, of course i respect you, you're a man, but vasya, listen. "girls don't need pride, but romance, and even if you're not a horse or a prince, you're not white, in short, the opposite, the main thing is to take no step , you'll succeed, where are you going, stop, and what are you doing here, come on, get off my horse quickly, why are you giving orders, this isn't your horse, and you don't even know how to ride, i can do it, better than some, is there, what's going on?" "where are the flowers, the horses, ask. ah why did you drag me here, to make peace with this village? ira, wait a minute, you, you should be friends, you should dance together at the competition. what dancing, a village disco, he's not benny, manny, kukoreku. that's it, i'm kukoreku, i'd rather dance with a horse than with you. and so i dance. help, save me.

loshen, please, help! please, help, help, hold on, please, help, please, ira, be careful, vasya, stop her, stop, stop her, ira, you 're okay, i think, yeah, well, guys, have you made up? now you can at the competition dance, okay, we'll try, only if you don't mind, go ahead, okay, igor,

igorek, wake up, fly agaric, not a pioneer's friend, and how are we going to get it before the competition... i don't know, we'll think of something, rum, put your hat away, put it away yourself, pedal better, i still need to get to my dad, so mushrooms, you say, yes, yes, sergei sergeyevich, one fly agaric and one chanterelle, fly agaric and chanterelle, well, art tests, no matter, we'll pickle them quickly, once again, where am i now, you're in artek, and where are the mushrooms, we're just looking for them, i don't understand. and where's the film then? what film, you 're asking for the fifth time, a movie of my son igor. wait, is your son's name igor? yes,

this one, is this your son? yes, and i bet he's not a musician? no, we're swans, we're hereditary builders. so, swans, are you okay? no, you rest up, and we'll go mushroom picking. it turns out there are two swans in the camp, maybe even more. hello, we're going to a competition. comrade artists, the concert rehearsal is taking place on

the summer stage. on the summer stage. uh, we just wanted to submit a film to the competition. original. and who are we? we are igor lebedev. igor lebedev. and what is the name of your film? and... upward movement, yes, a good name, communist, and what is it about, promotion, and can the artist himself tell about his work, you understand, the filming was very difficult and he was extremely tired, yes, igorek, so, that means that's it, you will show the film, yes, of course, just teach, the director must personally present his work before the screening, let's have you... speak in an hour, why

won't you speak instead of him, what are you doing, dad himself should win, yes, i don't understand anything about movies, okay, i need to see my dad, but how will i wake him up, do you want to be a musician, learn to improvise. oh, why did you come, there's nothing more to break, yura, forgive me, please, i don't know what came over me, i'm not like that at all, do you at least know how offensive it is when your plane breaks, believe me , i know all about it, can i help, why do you need it, i broke it, i'll fix it, yeah, i wonder how... well, together we'll build a plane with which you'll win, with such junk, how will we make it in an hour, we'll make it, i think i know where

take the parts, we will definitely not be punished, on the contrary, he will even say thank you, dear pioneers of the future at... in 2020 you fly to artek on communist mars, in naive in flying saucers from the blooming twentieth will already fly from jupiter, yeah, right, and where did you find out about the star, yes one friend showed me, though i forgot about it. when i would not have thought, rum, and why in a thermos, it will be more intact, where did you even get the idea that

there will be parts in the capsule, you did not understand, the capsule is a part, we will build a model that will help you win, an airplane, cooler. eh, in bass, goryuk, goryuk, wake up! okay, come on, come on, like this!

really, we'll never teach them, so we'll do it differently, sergey sergeevich, well, we'll definitely make a movie for them, you have the best movie, you 've been preparing it for a whole month, i agree, okay, i'm going to dance, you

're going to the cinema, it's time to show these mushrooms who's the champion here. don't worry, sergey sergeevich, they'll get a big fat fig from their competitions, oh, for what? quiet, quiet, igoruk, forgive me for deceiving you and your dad, but i figured out how to fix everything, do you hear? hooray, it worked, how do you like that, elon musk? the main thing, yur, is to always control the flaps, especially when landing, well, this thing doesn't have flaps, but planes do, oops, so you 're a four-eyes guy, what's with that laser now, and not, a loser, look, he collected star ice, this is not star ice, this is loser ice, is

one accident not enough for you, you still want to go to the competition, and a loser is ice, we'll see. how this loser pilot will beat you there, and don't even hope, four-eyes, if you take this grovitsapa to the competition, you'll be flying over the bushes instead of it, let's go, don't pay attention, he's just afraid of losing. rom, i probably won't go to the competition, the model is still raw, what are you talking about, it works great, just one test flight, it's too early, there will be... other competitions, are you, are you scared, just say so, coward, you yourself are a coward, this is not a tester, you are just a weakling, you can continue to be like this, and i'm tired of it, i'm going to the competition, hello!

i'm ready to present the film, unfortunately, you 're late, all the screenings have already ended, well , you promised, it's not my husband's fault that you 're late, and the jury is retiring to a meeting, here's your film, i told you, i don't have it will work out, then we will show it ourselves, well, that was it... excellent result, it is almost impossible to surpass the forest camp, chochkarak, there is a loser in the team, look

how stern he is, where are you going? you think that you are funny, original, but you are all the same and your jokes about losers are stupid, now you will get it, you think i have not been beaten before, they beat me like you never dreamed of, and what are you doing, bastard, get up, we will kill you and see how the competitors from the sea will respond.

well, dear guys? the jury is ready to announce the results of the competition, stop, wait, you must watch another film, i'm not asking for myself, but for a friend, he's talented, maybe this is his... only chance, but the viewing is already over, so what? remember, you were also kids and dreamed of becoming someone, why , having grown up, do you forget about it and even forbid your children to dream? a dream makes children older, adults younger, please, don't kill the dream, sometimes we really forget that we were once children. we are giving a chance to igor lebedev,

hold on, roma, hold on! what did you do to us? you're crazy, guys, let's run! in the setup, as in life, not everything always goes according to plan, but if you laugh at the problem, then it does not seem so terrible, so

says my dad, i believe him, and he also thinks that i should become a builder, i do not want to upset him, but i like something else more, filming. i do not know yet who i will become, but i, like dad, will always overcome difficulties with a smile.

the main activity of your relative is not singing, it was a great performance, i say this to you and sophia, who is for you, who, a daughter, a daughter, relatives, the season premiere is on saturday on the first.

what a lucky chance, what a lucky chance, this can happen to anyone, but it won't happen, my random little donut, my random little donut, and she refused to urge me to stay with him for a long time, to urge me to stay with him for a long time. forgive me, i said too much to you, but no, you were right, you know, and i liked being brave. you left it when you came here, let's run, otherwise we'll be late for the competition, the prize for best film goes to igor lebedev, sea camp!

son, we, we are lebedevs and we must be talented in everything, well, go get your award mikhalkov, where the judges have five points, the marine won, you won! and before the final competition the score becomes 6:6. it happened to us, we won in dancing, hurray, we beat up the hooligan, and my grandfather allowed dad to shoot a movie, can you imagine? we made it!

almost settled down, that's it, we're going back to the future, guys, wait, we can't go back now, liza, she'll lose without us, are you crazy, you, you don't understand that there's almost no time, i understand, but we'll make it, just one competition, i promised her, you have to keep your word, well , kukochkin is there, okay, no matter, i know how he is distract, that again the plan, well yes, so cows, let's do it this time without fly agarics, only the black one.

only the black cat is unlucky, unlucky, do you hear these victorious nodki, okay, rejoice, let's see what the marine will answer to this, via dreamers, marine camp!

an operation is taking place, a trojan horse, why did you not like the trojan mushrooms, that's what, i hope roma will have time, come on faster, sergey sergeyevich, and who are these fly-by-nights anyway, a horse coat. be healthy, thank you, and stop, well,

what, oshadka, have you jumped too much, oh, you got caught, traps, guys. hurry up, it's you in the trap, phew, the operation otrayansky kon was a success, open up, open up, i say. elizaveta ivanovna, he hits the mark once every six months.

guys, stop being naughty. frolov is the best guitarist, cool suit. sorry i'm late, i'll catch my breath now. give me the guitar. and dreamers, sea camp. your children, i have half. well, let's light up the beetles, make them raise their hands up, i listen to a voice from the beautiful, far away, the voice of the morning sirens.

i'll show you, beautiful, far away, i listen to a voice from the beautiful naked, it will drive me into

wonderful lands, so, everything will be fine, from this is what she, you are in your right mind, was enough after all.

this is not your victory and not my victory, this is their victory, their future, don’t be so cruel to them, you can say whatever you want, but it was not me who cheated for the director’s cross. olga andreevna, olga andreevna, dear members of the commission, artekites, i have an important announcement for you. sergey sergeyevich, wait, i have a letter for you, for all artekites, please read it, yes, wait, boy. okay, i’ll read it quickly, what a mess we have here, dear pioneers of the future, confident, in 2020 you you fly to artek on flying saucers from the blooming communist mars, what kind of

nonsense is this, why read this, you read the last paragraph, our shift held the first competition for the artek cup, everyone wanted to win. but everyone understood, we are not competitors, we are friends, we wish you to remain kind and always remember: artek is a big family, and our counselors moms dads, even for 3 weeks, were made up of pioneers of the lesnoy and morskoy camps, wrote the headman pioneer seryozha kurochkin, 1968. sergey sergeevich! it seems you wanted something for us say? yes, i wanted to say,

i wanted to say that these guys, they, they are big, great guys, they have a great future, they are all dreamers, the sea camp, well, in the competitions. at the artek cup, for the first time in its long history, olga andreevna's team wins. can i, please, propose declaring a fighting draw in the competition between lesnoy and morskoy. finally, friendship wins! "i already thought that you had completely lost your minds over this cup, i wanted this cup,

should i marry it or something, how did you guess to show the letter, i realized that she can stop the chickens, only the chickens themselves, and now everyone to the farewell fire, here we are with the shukher for the first time morsko. did not lose, thank you very much for dancing with us, thank you very much, the main thing is that you do not get into trouble further, okay, guys, and why aren't you going to the farewell fire? of course, we will, just a little later, roma, you are a real friend, i want to give you a copter tomorrow before leaving, let you keep it, let's call the model flaps 88, cool idea, huh? "listen, your dad is cool,

me too, i just adore you, you run, we'll catch up with you, we won't get lost in the crowd by the fire, we'll never get lost now." well, now it's time to go home, i want to go back, i want to go back, i want to go back,

in short, my darlings, it's really cool here, i don't want to leave, nekolet, come on, quickly , bye-bye to everyone, put your thumbs up and subscribe to my channel, sorry, boys, how did it happen that we jumped to the end from the beginning, your continuum works kind of crap, well, excuse me, we weren't in school... okay, then sergey sergeyevich, actually, sergei sergeevich also wants to see the children off.

let's not break tradition. you have a conscience. okay, i'll meet you myself. that's what we were talking about. let's say goodbye, what are you saying, are we actually going to be friends in moscow? no, that's not what i mean, of course we will, we'll just have to disperse at the airport, what if the parents find out? oh yeah, we agreed. marinochka petrovna, hello, good afternoon, how did you get here, how are things in the capital? olga andreyevna, everything 's fine, well, show us our kingdom, i ask you, of course, i'm setting you up as an example for everyone, my assistants started out and grew up to be ministers, yes, arttek. makes dreams come true.

what, who? vanechka and i came to meet you. what, have you already forgotten your brother in 3 weeks, huh? explain to me how it is, youth. one more, brother, hurray, brother,

brother, brother, and not this! excuse me, it’s time for me to meet my son. and the last question: do you want your son to follow in your footsteps. i want my son to do what he really loves. thank you. hello, son. hello. well, i see the trip did you good. yeah, i see you did too. you’ve looked younger. are you a star?

so we are the lebedevs, we are talented in everything. i am building, dad is filming a movie, and i have a surprise for you, what a surprise, we gave your home recording to sergei zhukov, and he invites you to an audition, mom, mommy, forgive me, please, you are the best, i will take care of you just like dad, okay, okay, but let me still take care of you first, we forgive you, son, i am a little late, dad, dad, daddy, i

couldn't have guessed this, but i am so glad about it! what are you doing, daisy, we didn't see any of this, i know, dad, i just missed you very much, dad, i, i i love you so much, where does childhood go, to what cities and where can we find the means to get there again, it will go away unheard, while the whole city sleeps and does not write letters, it is unlikely to call, it is unlikely

to call. and in winter and summer, wait for unprecedented miracles, there will be childhood somewhere, but not here, a sparkler of white half-streams, someone will run, but not me, but not me. where does childhood go, where did it go, probably to a wonderful land, where every day is a movie, oh, where also on a blue night, the moonlight is built, but for us with you from now on, there are no roads there, no, there are no roads there,

and in winter and summer, wait for unprecedented miracles, childhood will be somewhere, but not here. in the bloody white puddles, murmuring, someone will run, but not me, but not me'.

where does childhood go to the distant lands to the kids in the neighborhood, just like me, it will go away unheard. while the whole city sleeps and does not write letters, it is unlikely to call, it is unlikely to call, and in winter and summer, wait for unprecedented miracles, wait for miracles, childhood will be somewhere, but not here, but not here.

you will not go anywhere, one leg is here, the other there, why petrovich, you will tear your pants, listen, gerosim, then i won't leave, yes, my husband, you haven't seen any tricks here, then i won't leave, yes, you won't leave, you have a contract, and my fiancée doesn't understand contracts well, she just got married, read on, well, i was selling tickets in the underground passage before we went, no, lena got married to klimov,

listen, you fool. you'll have as many ribbons as monkeys in the jungle, and i have only one, well, it happened, rip it off and get out of my heart, you won't find a new fiancée, she'll sew it on, gerasim, wait a second, then rip the buttons off, then rip the buttons off, rip the buttons off, quietly, tear out the buttons, buttons, let me go, let me go, who are they talking to, asteyn, you'll let me out in an hour, gerasim, what the

hell. wait, wait, wait, gerasim, give me the key to the safe. there were never any serfs beyond the urals.

a receipt, i took it for a month, i still have two left, well, bye, chagin. i need to sit down before going.

who's oleg? what oleg? chagin. i'm listening . hello. hello. is lena home? lena is home.

call her. she's sleeping. wake her up. oleg. hello, oleg. and i guessed from the call that it was you. i'm here to get you, lenka. get ready, let's go. well, oleg, are you gentlemen? are you somehow, maybe i'm bothering you, no, you're not bothering me, what are you saying, vadik, what are you saying, oleg, didn't andrey write to you that vadik is my husband, i understand, he wrote, well, please accept

my congratulations, thank you, let's go, lin, now let's turn off the tv again, what else? by the way, this little fridge, we picked it out for me, a year ago, ponyvergi moscow, second floor, fifth section, there wasn't enough money then, so i went to this little fridge. to earn money for everything else, and you to the forest, she loves me, me, you understand, you, you think so too, she thinks so too, only she's still a silly fool, she doesn't understand nothing, vadim, give him the robe, but not this one... let him bother you, he's sick, she gave her permission, i

'll put a folding bed here for you, thank you, well, i was with them, i was, so what, nothing, everything's fine. well, what can you do, oleg, if life turned out this way, then it wasn't meant to be, and masha says that it's all for the best, nothing, we 'll fight some more, it's too late, oleg, this train has already left, he's already slept with her, maybe he wasn't sleeping, maybe he didn't have enough, you're still joking. don't bother me, gentlemen, maybe you'll stop yelling

2:00 in the morning, listen, this isn't your little brother, voice exactly like yours, to knock you up a cheburashka, that means you needed me, only while i could sing. lately our mother has been behaving strangely, the disease has started to progress, it... is treatable, you can't do this to grachev, he is a genius, he,

he is a creator, he created this choir, he has the right to decide what to do, and you too, choir, premiere of a multi-part film, tomorrow after the program time, cognac, monte shock, product, don't tell me only about men, that... one of the most beautiful women of the soviet screen, she always made an impression a socialite, a woman who is surrounded by the care and love of her famous men, but it turns out that the impression is deceptive, men have always been afraid of me, and my husbands had no influence on me, from someone else's husband not wife, move away, how basov reacted to your pregnancy, disappeared, who accompanied you in the maternity hospital, i do not know, his assistants, everyone wishes me in the maternity hospital. how valentina tetova left vladimir basov and what did the director write in

the statement to the court? he filed for alimony. why didn't you take the children with you? and where? just a mother echidna? yes, you want to ask me now, where did i put my money? confession of valentina titova, mother-cuckoo or victim of love? can a beautiful woman or actress be happy at all? no one can stand it when a person hunts only for you, with a knife in his hand. exclusive with dmitry. borisovan, the premiere is on saturday on channel one, is it possible, valentin petrovich, is it not possible, i have already told you, there will be no commercial stalls in this institution, period, no, what are you saying, you didn’t tell me anything, i don’t know, i don’t know, now you are all all the same, well... whatever you want,

please sign your book, why from memory, and have you read it, here on page thirteen instead of the word phase is printed khaza, on page twenty-four instead of the word interpretation is printed intertripation, that's not all, there's a whole wagon of typos, chagin, from professor sovetsky, but this is from our library, well, i had to pay a fine, as for loss, but there's still a lot left, there's still a lot left, that's how it is, the whole country was squandered, soon we'll be left with nothing but pishtanov, i worked in the north and... as an engineer i realized that i can't theoretical training is enough, and there

you understand, such a level as you scientists, hold on, thank you, that's why i would like to work for you, hello, comrades , meet our new employee, a practitioner from the north, oleg nesterovich chagin, well , get used to it for now, so, hello. here there is nothing to pay our own, and he, whoever he can get from the street, is a mess, i agree, good afternoon, good, hello.

allow me, can i,

i hate. you, i'll call my husband now, call, i work here, i have to be at work , every day, my dear, take me with you, there on the edge. lena, alain, let's go have lunch somewhere with champagne,

lenka. come on, come on len, come on, keep making fun of me, that's why you came here, lenochka, oleg, are you crazy, do you understand that you're crazy? really practice, dear ladies and

gentlemen, the russian-vietnamese company nymph offers. i'll be your wife, did they kick you out after all? no, we parted amicably, i gave your mother-in-law some flowers, she'll sell them, to your health, let's go have lunch somewhere with champagne, what, did you persuade me or something? fi,

spit, she said, she'll think, well, let's go, so what you, i can't, i only sold two tickets. ladies and gentlemen, russian vietnamese company, you don't know how to trade, come on, give it here, give it here. ladies and gentlemen, the nymph company offers you a lottery ticket, young man, don't pass by, i'm not talking to you, i'm talking to that guy on the other side, listen, i beg you, what are you doing, they'll throw me out of here, excuse me, okay, get a hotel and i'll drop by to see you in the evening, just not today, okay, let's do it tomorrow, tomorrow my father promised, well the day after tomorrow, eighth listening, hello, how life, ok, i'm calling from moscow, hello,

chagi, gerasim, tell him to wait for the buttons, i might come with a young specialist, she'll sew them on, you understand, congratulations, spit, gerasim, that 's it, i'll call you again, bye. i looked at the fuse, what, what to look at them, fuses, these are spark plugs, fuses are there, yes, is that what, in the box, in which box? hold it, smoke, malvara, will you,

come on, let's take the foil, make a bow, install it, start it, businesslike, huh? well, how much do i owe you? do you have a rag? do you have a rag. this is for me i liked it, and i wanted to live this whole story together with the hero that i see on the screen. the usual eaglet looks at all this with incomprehension, why they clap, why it sounds so terrible. then our soloist comes out, who with the breaking voice of a peacock, begins to sing our beautiful works. pleasant memories are when we went to orlyonok for a whole month and we all lived as a group in these buildings where children live, why didn't you

grow up as a little slob, like all normal children, i'm trying now, i'm i'm catching up, and oleg's wonderful mother comes up and says: "oleg isn't afraid of anything, he's such a brave boy, but alyona is more than anything in the world, he's afraid of pigeons." is there any competition for solo parts? of course, there is always competition, because everyone wants to be a soloist. well, what age is that, that's what i'm talking about, actually, the whole series is wonderful, i'm starting boo, podcast lab, tomorrow on the first castro rum.

reich, remember this, after the war i was looking for my son's comrades-in-arms, i was interested in what was happening there at the end of the war, and there could be anything can happen, you don't have a photo of kolya, strange, where are they, were they here, oh my god, how much he looks like my son, you are the only real witness, the only person he came to openly, well, major, the hunt has begun. confrontation, premiere of the legendary book by yulian semyonov, there is a license, there is, we

work with the japanese, and there is a license, they are tied to the japanese, and the man is reliable, but i can't vouch for it, i grew up in the same yard with him, well, let's talk then, okay, bye, took the bait, my father-in-law is an old beetle, knows where to move his whiskers, you can make good money, i won't be in commerce. i'm in electronics, you have connections, you better tell me, we'll discuss it later, lariska, you? here we are, hello, gosh, this is my cousin, zina, she needs to be at the airport by eleven, let me introduce you, zin, come here , you'll take her, hello, is there no taxi or something? well, i promised, please, dimno will take her, let's go, let's go, maidar, otherwise i'll get offended.

lariska brought some kind of matryoshka doll, you sit with her for 10 minutes, otherwise we have business negotiations alone, you understand me? hello, zina, hello, what? the word doctor seven letters ophthalmologist does not fit the second r, uh-huh, where are we flying, zina, to sochi, to rest or to go home, to rest, eagle or tails, there are no buttons, where the inscription eagle, but a smooth tail, well tails, tails, tails, did

you guess? you press it, otherwise you will lose it, you can't, it's a talisman, i'm listening, hello, hello, ivdok parfennaya, this is oleg, andrey is busy, he is bathing the child, and you don't know, lena didn't call, she called, yes, and you say tails, eagle? and who are you? cat, cat? your airport? yes, i'll see you off, why not? i have things to do there, just a second, gosh, i'll take her

i'll see you off and come back, gosha, gosha! don't you know what lenka told him? i don't know, call in about 10 minutes. okay, we invite everyone who wants to take a bus tour of moscow with a return to the airport at 23:30, bus number 65-34 moscow,

khabarovsk i'll tell you, it leaves from hall number two. domodedovo, moscow sochi, flight number 114, oh, come on, i already bought a ticket, here's seat 14b, and what seat do you have? i don't remember, and you look, damn, where am i putting it, hold zenoida ivanovna prischepkina and don't gape, okay, i've got it again presentation at the bank, i still need to stop by for a tuxedo, but a soft landing for you, for now

have a good rest. you see, oleg , lena called, and what she said, what she said, why are you silent, anyway, oleg, lena asked me to tell you, final, no, but don't worry, that's it... masha says that it 's best for everyone. hello, oleg, where have you disappeared to? don't worry, i'll never disappear, i'm fine, and you know what, tell lena that i... well, i'm really sorry, i'm just passing through moscow, i'm flying to sochi on vacation, and not alone, i wish you all the best, bye!

second cabin, last row, come in quickly, please, only! we are waiting, and thank you, every medon, you, are you also flying, no, i remembered the hero of 10 letters, you asked in the taxi, did you buy a ticket for this, no, why, i said that i was seeing you off, now they let you in like on trains since may, you have time until...

we will fly for free, see you, dear ladies and gentlemen, our plane is flying on the moscow-sochi route, please fasten your seat belts, refrain from smoking, oh well, you will still regret that i will wear a white tuxedo, i'll go out to the edge of the blue pool with a glass of spanish. i'll fall into the water, well ,

if you have a white tuxedo, everything else is not a problem, i'll lie on the water, look at the stars, so big and kind. where did you go? you fell asleep, they woke you up. i even thought you were arrested. and where is the sea here? the sea is over there. do you have money for the way back? well, i knew it. i don't either. so what are we going to do now, banker? yes, hold on. i have money, just kidding. now we'll take a car, go to the sea, and shake things up at a disco somewhere in the evening. there are others suggestions? forgive me, i lied to you, i didn't come here to rest, my husband is in prison, 30 km from here. i

'll run, because i have a bus, good luck. planes fly from here to urengoy.

i'm klim, you don't know what ward she's in , the information desk is there, patient klimova, in what ward , tell me, patient klimova? it was, the sixteenth, thank you, not the sixteenth ward, quarantine, hello! quarantine!

pet, it's you, i, brought it, vasya is carrying it, what vasya, from the third ward, or what, yes, from the third, guy, who are you, me, the curator, what more? curator from the prefecture,

listen, you're wearing a dirty coat again, you're a doctor, you should remember this yourself, and not me pulling you down, take it off immediately, take it off, take it off. and the cap too, but you'll get it from the costlyansha, i'll give the orders.

she's sleeping, they gave her a drug injection, so she 's sleeping, and what do the doctors say? they don't say anything, there's no one on sunday, they're doing tests for her, giving her injections, so don't worry, so what? what food can she have? what can she afford? she can have everything. she'll have enough for everything, well then caviar, pomegranates, citizen, excuse me, but where is the grocery store, go through the gate to the right, thank you, then put what you need in the refrigerator, please, of course, well, why

so much, there is money, when you have it, then there is a robe, and there is no quarantine, this is for everyone, help yourself, charisma, charisma, look at me, kitty, you are a kitten.

here you are, i will make arrangements now, they will sing some more, i would like to listen for another four or five minutes , guys, one more time, exactly, the premiere of the season, watch after the evening news, a man with an accordion, play a little, here that's why i wrote apina, holds the stream.

it was a great performance, i say this to you and sophia, who is like a daughter to you. the season premiere is on saturday on the first house there is who is this oleg, i 'll leave your bag with you, well come in, there is a raspberry jeep down there, i didn't see it, no, and what are you moving, did they move me? the slut took everything away, who? what slut? yes, my wife unexpectedly arrived from paris yesterday, and here we are with lariska dancing the tango naked, surprise! she also said that her daddy bought her the furniture and the car, that unfinished goat!

listen, you said something about business yesterday, maybe we can discuss it? we'll discuss it later, i 'm flying to hong kong in 2 hours, can i stay with you for now? i'll pay you, if you want, look at my passport, and live, there's nothing to steal here anyway, when you leave , you'll leave the keys with the neighbors, oh well, i won't disappear, the main thing is that it's here, oh, and did they take the parrot away too, no, the parrot left on its own.

oleshka, how good it is that you're here! lenochka, everything will be fine, sleep, sleep,

hello, i'm talking about klimova's ward number sixteen, tell me, how is she? and who are you to her? chislozhivec? frankly speaking, the situation of this patient is very serious, it's not just about the injury, we will convene a council, when? when will academician zelensky arrive? or maybe she needs some medicine? she needs it, but it is a very expensive drug, and the relatives, as you know, are not wealthy people. write a prescription, i will buy it, so in the second ward we had 10 sheets, well, 10, in the third eight, in the fourth now, oh my god, why did you spread your legs, wait, in the fourth now, in the fifth once, yes, well then four

stolen, i can't help you, chagin. zasima said, if chagin comes to beg for money,

don't give him a penny. yes, i'm telling the truth, call the hospital if you don't believe me. and your girlfriend is sitting there. gosimov said, if you don't take your job immediately, he 's suing you, for what? for opening the safe for violating the contract, what are you harping on about sima, about sima, the company owes me money for 2 months, i've been drumming on you for a year without days off, i'm asking for my own, zasima, but i don't give a damn about your zasima, they owe me too pay, otherwise he sits here, you know, whose drinking, who am i, a drummer was also found for me, didn't work for a year, ran away, still shows off, and i'm 30 years old, like a kopeck

, lost my teeth, lost my health, and this one showed up with snot, well, they stole my money along with my jacket, i'm explaining to you, in short, either accept it, or forgive me, come, you say, free? excuse me, i miss you very much, all my dreams are with you, where are you, when is the last book, i know. dude, show me this, kid jacket, japanese, and how much, take it,

it's not expensive, you called the guys, you called, who 's not there, who can you borrow, who will give it to me, listen, why are you wasting yourself alone, go to klim, you have, well... he'll add, i'll do better, what should i do? oh, you know who's the coolest now, barmakov, but no, he's out, i forgot that you have a conflict with him, let's go to barmak, i don't like all this, i don't like it, go home, now he'll demand that you apologize, you won't, he has security. 40 people, they 'll make a cutlet out of us, i'll apologize, i'm not sugar, and he

'll tell you, get on your knees in front of all your secrets, i'll get up, they'll lick your shoes, untie your laces with their teeth, wait, and he 'll tell you, drink water from the toilet, will you get up? there's his car, hi, what meeting? chagin, aren't you in the north? hello, felix! well, guys, come in if you have time, let's celebrate the meeting. go to hell, drink water from the toilet yourself, i don't understand,

goodbye, felix! who's the owner to you, yeah, and are you talking about the ad? you know larisa, who, larisa, she was here yesterday, and she's so dark, i know, she's dark, and i'm the husband.

hello, gosha, hi, this is lika from munich. gosh, i'm pregnant. who do you want, a boy or a girl? not home. and who is this? answering machine. hello, hello, i'm talking about the ad, you understand? oleg, this room, it's true, unfurnished, but you can buy a folding bed, god bless the furniture, my relatives are coming to visit me today, a large gypsy family, if it were possible to have the whole apartment, we would agree, we will pay well, 600 dollars, 500, i agree,

money in advance, for 2 weeks, here 250, gu. and i need 300, here are nine more, i don't have more, maybe you will find it, but if not, you can search.

thank you, antonida, put it down, please, academician zelensky hasn't arrived? no, at the end of the week, excuse me, hello, chagin, thank you, for what, for the fruit, is she sharing with you? don't be rude, and you take back your thanks, hide it, where did you get it from, you poor person, you didn't understand, oh you! i would sell the apartment in your place, and you will never be in my place, and don't hope

for what you want, you understand, i am the owner of the apartment, my circumstances have developed in such a way that i really need money now.

yours, take it, private property, now sacred, valentin petrovich, has come unstuck, doctor, take me inside, my wife is here, you can't, citizen, quarantine, understand, i'd like to at least take a look at her, how is she, and she's good, kind, affectionate, i'm a beast, when i'm drunk, well, i ignore her, well, let's go, thank you, doctor, hello, this is for me,

eh, what is this, come on, come on, what are you doing, letting this in, who didn't get it, this is a doctor? some kind of doctor, he's a swindler, come on, show me your robe, show me your robe, of course, this is our robe, he took it from fyodorov, come on, take it off, come on, come back.

why don't you come in, come in, no time, you won't pass this on, i'll pass it on, thank you, oh, excuse me,

i'll have two side dishes and if i may pour some gravy please. hello, banker, bonjour, madam prishchepkina, what happened anyway, that you can't even go anywhere, it's a long story,

tell me a long story, otherwise i won't erase anything for you, you won't tell anyone, i won't tell, the resident ran off to mongolia, what resident, mine, what other, and the cryptographer went on a drinking spree, the bastard. that's the whole story, pretty banal, i didn't understand anything. my account is selezhka, this is an old woman, if you take off his coat, there colonel's shoulder straps. you're a spy, i'm an intelligence officer. american, belarusian, and say something in belarusian, why? come on, say something,

what does it mean, potato? potato, guys, do you have a light, and we don't smoke, comrade colonel, well, that's how they depicted you, it seems, in general terms, but no, lariska dragged this from work, she... works as a waitress in a night bar. everything is dry, you can put it on, here's a talisman, i said that i needed to sew it on, thank you, you're welcome, zine, can i spend the night at your place? i'm in the kitchen, i can sit there nowhere, well i can here on the floor, lariska sleeps on the floor, she ran away from her husband, and i can in

the corridor, oleg, excuse me, but i have enough of my own troubles, the police have already been here, why do i need another... counterintelligence, well you have nowhere to sleep, well go to your embassy, ​​there you will be untouchable, here, did you believe this nonsense, i was just joking, oleg, well no need, i'm not such a fool, ivanovna, seriously, i'm an engineer, i came from the north to see my girlfriend, she was hit by a car, now she's in the hospital, yes, why then are you being followed? is being followed, it's auntie zhantom, just a passerby,

she showed us at random, yes, yes, why did she come up to us, at random? she didn't have any matches, so she came up, oleg, oleg, auntie zontikom, she's from house number 8, but your information is wrong, she's not a colonel, not at all, i'm telling you, she's a major, the whole yard knows about it, a spy, a coincidence. well, i'll go give myself up to lubyanka, only this time zenaida ivan, did i tell you the truth, what truth? and right away,

what right away? well, such love, right away in the corridor at the institute we were walking towards each other, as if struck by electricity, let's go to bed, good night, good night, well, let's say she went with you to the ends of the earth, what will she do there, when you love, you need her. air, high sky and boundless distance, and why do you then make a date with someone who is not your equal, if you have such love, who is it, well, at least for me, sochi, and you understand, zin, a person is a complex creature, consists of two different i's, one is spirit, and the other

is flesh, libido. the soul can want the sublime, yearn, the flesh at the same time can want a holiday, you understand, carnival with gravy, okay, thanks for the gravy corner, go away, no, zin, you misunderstood me, i mean that the flesh lives a separate life, like... for example, i can think about lena right now, my flesh could very well strive to get into bed with you, shameless, how can you, if you love me so much, why are you bothering me? zin, i am not me, i am one thing, and my libido is something completely different, so take your libido and go away, well, i know it theoretically, theoretically, we have been taught this theory, get out, well, zin, or should i leave?

thank you. man, we have some homeless guy moving in. hey, man, get out of here, i'll let the dog loose, he's already gone.

oh, i've had enough shit, i don't need people like that, no, i've caught a cold, seriously, seryoga, pour the engineer a glass, i remember that in a moment you appeared before me. i'm lucky with drunks, get up, clothespin, brilliant idea, do you want me to name our drilling rig after you, clothespin drilling rig, it sounds great, get up and leave here, get up, get up, who are you talking to, get up, why are you fighting, don't you believe me, i'll give you an extract from i'll send you an order, by fax, oh my god, you

're as hot as a kettle. zin, i love lenka, through this love i'll save you all and... cough, cough some more, cough some more,

crusty pneumonia, that's it. ozhel, stretch out your hand, the czech is next to you, what are you doing?

polar explorer, if you don't marry us, you 'll just be a pig, what? cover your dignity, you'll catch a cold, sorry, where are you going, to the hospital, and don't twitch, this fool has already brought apples to your stranger's wife, how is she, what

did they say, they didn't say anything, and after work i'll go again, they won't say anything to you, brothers, our guard pavlik works as a doctor in this hospital, i'll ask him, bito wait, what are you kidding, what? well, i put the king down, well, and you beat him with a jack? well

, that's right, well, the king is older than the jack, when was that, it was in the berendey kingdom, jacks have been beating kings for a long time, even... thank you ivan kuzmich.

that's how it is, but we don't do it, they do it, well, who wants to take an extra sin on their soul, no one guarantees the result, you need to involve relatives, acquaintances, sponsors or drive them in, if there is something. it was your crazy guy who grabbed a grenade somewhere

ran. oleg, oleg, wait, oleg, where are you going? why did you take that? are you planning to rob a bank? so they'll shoot you? let them shoot you, there won't be any money for the operation anyway, it's useless. let's go home, i 'll go to her husband, or let her sell the apartment, or i'll blow everything to hell, oleg, just wait, he'll say that some extortionist will put you in jail, there won't be any money anyway, let's go home, and to hell with it, it's all gone, i 'll sell my kidney. lie down.

chagin, come out, get out.

well done, petrovich sent him away, another i sent everything last week, honestly, hit god, and why is your voice like that, allow me, you're worried, i'm worried, go away, why don't i know you, or what, smart girl, that's right. what are you doing, worrying, i won't get off your back, please sign, so what, chagin, are we going to tear buttons or talk, and talk, take the shackles off this hard laborer, yes, you're costing us a lot, chagin, material damage, a fine, plus an unfavorable contract for... buying fuel, it's expensive, allow me to call, call, you're

lucky that this red-haired relative is yours i was caught in moscow by chance, hello, i got the receipt, give me the boss, yes sir, they are asking for you, hello, how are you, are you free, sergeant, have you received your employee, yes, thank you, captain, everything will be... ok, a word is a word, you will receive everything that is written in the contract, i hope, goodbye, come in, chagin, why didn't you say that you are in such love, why blow up the moskva, i told you, hello, give me frumkin, he has passed away, well then find him, petrovich, i am in trouble, yes i know,

send a car, the plane is late, get in, chagin, then we will do it this way: judging by your character, not here on the windowsill, you'll drag more fleas on..., you'll either beat her off or ruin her completely, which is most likely, so i'm leaving you as my representative, here in moscow, extraordinary and plenipotentiary, you'll be wiping your pants, thank you, instead of

timofeich, our sakals have been asking for retirement for a long time, oh, learn good manners, okay , that's your espress, yeah, why is it cold, well, for now i've got it, chagin, here you go. first task, next time i come to moscow, the coffee should be hot, got it, got it, and get dressed, otherwise you're walking around like a beggar in singapore. timofeevich, throw him something there, avans, schwamans. by the way, chagin, although i'm not talking to you,

some valentin was looking for you, left a phone number, asked to call urgently. mom, larionova larisa sergeevna is here, i am her husband, another husband, i try to make sure that everything is like other people, she bought a chandelier with little jokes, well, live with your chandelier, that the choir, the premiere of a multi-part film, tomorrow, after

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only for you, a knife in his hand. exclusive with dmitry borisov. premiere. on saturday. on the first, look, they even took out the bathtub, they deceived me, promised to live a settled life, and themselves, well, did they really intend to live a settled life, only they couldn't cope with instinct, do you think so or are you consoling them, why console them, i think. it's good that they didn't rip off the tiles, i thought about that too, forgive me, i feel very ashamed, i swore to you that i had confidence in them, but don't be upset, they probably saw horses on tv, they've learned to film horses so well now, why did they take them to the bathroom?