for us brings a lot of pleasant minutes on tv screens as a presenter as a singer. julian, i want to ask you as a melody of joy to perform something of your own, here is a song that today characterizes the current young, well, and so young, but thank you very much, and well for me, probably, after all , my calling card is one of, thank god, i was lucky. this is the song you are not like that, with which everything started for me again, in my opinion, 9 years ago, which was written by bianca, all this happened initially energetically in my kitchen, this is also such a cool story, and the song still lives and is loved, listened to, sung and of course i am very pleased. well, let's perform it together. i'm still waiting for you, i'm sitting and waiting for you, you

can't imagine how good it is for me when you kiss me, and also, yes, i'm banal, yes, i'm like everyone else, but you are not like that, you are different, with you, i allowed myself to believe in love, yes , you, the stars in the sky burn when you are next to me, now i will repeat 100 times in a row, you are not like that, you are not like that... love me every day, and i will be the coolest, people are always something they say, but you're not like that, you're not like that, and you're not like that, no, no, you're not like that, and you're not like that, and you're not like that, and you're not like that,

we drove you into zhivyo at the beginning, the melody of my life is zarayalem yuri lusa, thank you, thank you very much , thank you, thank you, ilya, we mentioned that there was a period of your life when you lived outside our country, this is your studies, yes you studied, this is where you were in london, so if we were to characterize this foreign period with a song like this, like some beautiful one, what would it be? well, these were the first ones student years and i listened to fudes kelemi a lot because i heard it a lot at school , this is the 7th of the second year, by the way, a song that is very popular, i think if i'm not mistaken , lori liberman was the name of the first performer, and then whoever didn't sing it, but it's a very beautiful melody, yuri valerievich, i hope you can help, come on. song, i heard he said a style, and

so i came to see him and listen for a while, and there he was this young boy, a stranger to my eyes, trying my pain with his fingers, singing my life with his words, killing me softly with his.

i didn't say that, i would like to thank today's guest for the pleasure of remembering such melodies, for the melodies of childhood, for mary poppins, lenya agutin, he was here today, we remembered him, these are melodies, they help us live, it is no coincidence that in the great song of dunoevsky , songs help us build and live, mm... the mood of our podcast is conveyed absolutely accurately, it was a broadcast on channel one valery syutkin, today yuriy lutsenko is at the piano, the guest was a singer and tv presenter yuliana koraulova. yuliana to our viewers at parting. dear viewers, be healthy, take care of yourself, listen to good music, it helps, saves difficult moments and supports, so to speak, helps to remember the most. the best, may everything

be as you want, and even better, watch us all, who wants to become a millionaire, who is a millionaire or who thinks that this is not. the most important thing is millions, stay with us, channel one, podcast melody of my life, hello, dear friends, my name is vadim golygin, and me! not about jokes, but about humor in general, which is presented to the general public, a wonderful, magical, long-running, one might say, kvn program.

today we are not talking about 20, not about 30, not even 40 years later, not 50, even 63 years, we have people who were guests, i wanted to say. well, yes, you were, if you consider that in fact, working in kvn, a year can go backwards, by the way, yes, as in the far north somewhere, then you can probably look for it, and today for you this wonderful palette, well, first of all, i want introduce a person who is probably the keeper of all kvn traditions, sensei, yes, i'm not afraid of this word, a teacher, in extreme cases i can always say that he taught me, so for me ... he is a teacher, as well as for many hundreds of kvn players, you have already guessed that i am talking, of course, about mikhail naumovich marfin, and of course, in the past the editor of the kvn major league, also the captain of the sok team, dmitry kolchin, dmitry kolchin, samara veselun, let's say so, and cheerful, smart,

beautiful, ekaterina, i wanted to say great, yes, let's welcome her, female. kvno expanses, here i played for different teams, including, of course, first of all for the kvn team of the belarusian state university, which brought me some moments of acquaintance with these wonderful people, now somehow we have all already talked about kvn, well , practically here it turns out that i am the most

unnecessary link here, because i have nothing to do with kvn, only as a spectator, as a fan, as a person who adores this program, which, probably, is one one of the few programs that is not a franchise at all, that is, it is not copied from anything, it is not ripped off from anything, it is exclusively our product, russian kvn, i just wanted to say in defense of konstantin, because there were many different trends back then, yes, that captured the youth, he gave his heart, wait a second, to break dancing, that's right, and he really devoted many, many years to it, he won many competitions only, as far as i remember, his military service interrupted all this professionally. if before kvn, he never got there because i wasn't dancing funny enough, if it weren't for the editors they would have cut out the wave, there in general, if i had the opportunity to go to breidance, i probably wouldn't have gone to kvn, and today we've gathered to accept kostya into kvn , let's talk about this, who

got into kvn when, yes, we'll start of course, because i've already uh, actually heard this story, but for our... viewers i 'll listen to it again performed by mikhail marfin, how mikhail marfin got into kvn, how everything that happens in kvn around kvna, before kvn and after kvna, it's all funny, so i think it should stay in kvn, well, of course it should stay, but now we'll take it all out, yes, we'll bring it to light, in fact, it's strange that i got into kvn, it's very strange, because in the first season, and i participated in the first season, here came out. the first game, no one knew anything about it, somehow we watched all this in may, i didn't even see it, i only watched it later, already a repeat of ninety, oh my god, eighty -sixth year, in may, 1900, yes, well i, when

the big continent broke up into a small one, we formed, i don't look so good, you know, so that even earlier, that is, in the eighty-sixth year, and i , what is characteristic, here i wrote a dissertation, here i. wrote it published, here, that is, here it turned out to be so funny, here we are called to the port committee, yeah, and they say, there is an opinion that it is you, that we should take part. that is, in the casting, because it turns out that they found only five teams, six teams were needed in a season, you know, not 25, not 20, how now, in general, it turned out that it means that one team is missing, and strangely enough, it means that they chose us, so, strangely enough, because we gathered, and we had quite strong student theaters in all faculties, we gathered some kind of team, about 20 people, so we wrote some kind of performance for about 30 minutes, short. something similar to a skit, there was one, there was

one joke, and in general it was very weak, in general, even if i remembered it, i would not say, now you will see, well, in general, in general, if, if they hadn’t guessed to split us into two teams and make us play a warm-up, it turned out that in fact we are quite witty guys, we just don’t know what kvn is, or even what side. we met in the final, yeah, we have a fragment, we can watch, do you think it’s

funny, all 30 minutes, so your answer, you know, i realized that you like sweets, so i wanted to, i ’ll give it to you now too, i just wanted to remind you that you need to love not yourself in art, art in to myself. everything was very serious, you know, this is generally speaking, a very multifaceted thing, multifunctional, firstly, it seems to me that this is one of the devices for treating wit in children, thank god it ended, that it was an umbrella, it was an umbrella, yes, this umbrella was without material, that's it, but it was scary. the phenomenon of the captain's competition lasted half an hour, consisted of three parts, and then i had a nightmare for a year

after we played even four games, in each such captain's competition, but in fact, the recent kvn games, in which the classic version of the warm-up has more or less returned, have become more lively, i 'm sitting there on the jury and i think that this is a good move, you say that the classic has returned, well , firstly, it is also not a classic version, secondly, the situation was in... i had it differently, that is, when there was the army kvn, i, yes, that is, on the one

hand, everyone said well done, we are keeping up the standard, of our school, of our university, educational institution, and then yes, then this, who's funny, where are you going, everyone 's going there to some kind of, well, to some kind of target practice, and we're going to a festival, what the hell of a festival, i mean , what kind of dance is that in my army, well, turn around. the captain's competition played, get that goat off the stage, oh you, get him off the stage, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, absolutely, and since i won twice, lost twice, i'm a complete complex, we were close twice, well, i mean , it was different, you see, yeah, you win, well done, you lose, come here, that's it again in the company there, you were invited somewhere to a birthday party, someone's wedding , something else, well, you're a kvn player, well, joke, the same thing happens, right, probably? "the thing is that i didn't go to strangers' weddings, and those people who were familiar, they knew that this is the dirtiest rag that can be." throw at a kvn player, yes, red and dirty to say, a kvn player, there are actually two of them, this is the first, the second, have you ever had any funny cases in kvn, these are two things that immediately, this is already from a journalist, yes, we have there is a connection with kvn, there is a funny joke that is poking fun at journalism from you, when moses led his people for 40 years through the desert, that's it,

40 years passed, a journalist comes up to him and says, tell me, you, moses, led your people for 40 years, tell me. want to go to an interview guys from the team, because in almost every provincial city a provincial journalist asks this question, the most persistent we two remained, did anything funny happen to you, yes, yes, yes, you are the kvn team, did you have anything funny things happened during the preparation, these are the questions, and we come, there is a girl who really doesn’t like everything that’s happening, she shows with all her appearance , asks there in a series of her questions, that is,

but yes, some funny cases, maybe curious, well, something unusual, that’s how she is. it really irritated him, he says: and my friend, he just boiled over, because you know, yes, we had one curious case, during our rehearsal the guys went out on stage without the light, and the director was very he swore, they still came out incorrectly, and the director put lasers on the stage, and she was recording all this time, she says that she said she put lasers and cut off one guy's legs, she turns to me for support like what is he talking about? i say: can we get a bandage quickly? she realized that we were just making fun of her like that. listen, you are doing humor professionally, and there must be some kind of pro-deformation, i know that, let's say, the front side of kvn is humor that people understand, but the back side of kvn, the inner

humor, it's very harsh, eh, let's say, i talked to one kvn player, i remember, he joked, i still digest this... like, the sawmill, my dear one there, well, it was there, and now it's there, yes, that's it, harsh humor, these are inside jokes, as a former doctor, i'll say that the most outstanding thing about a person from kvna, exactly, which we will call provdeformation.

well, like a phenomenon like kvn, because it's not just some kind of club system, yes, a tv game, a big competition among universities, yes, a social lift, whatever you like, uniting a huge number of different nationalities, what's there, well, in other there are no such tv shows and so on, because this is a truly unique phenomenon, in addition to all this, that people of absolutely different professions are engaged in this funny nonsense, here is the quality of a doctor, there is a scientist, yes mikhail naumovich, you ask him. an employee, an official, of course, dima, and how did you get into kvn? it's very simple, firstly, i really wanted a team at my university, at my university where i studied, there was no team, and i was expelled, i was reinstated at another university, which had the team i played for, i have this, this path, which i really did n't care about education, because i really wanted

to play in kvn, yes, but my friends invited me, my friends invited me with a very beautiful wording, after which... i even wondered if they were my friends at all, they mean to me, i don't, well, practically, practically , they scolded me, we really need a fat one, yes, we , we have a joke, but there is no person who will say, let's go, and since then , everything has actually happened, and imagine, i got into it, well, it really is i have exactly the same situation, according to the order , we definitely need a fat one, only skinny, yes, we had a new head of the school come by order, and instead of amateur performances, which were planned to be held every year, he came and said no, and he was a fan of kvn, he said kvn, well, what kvn, what is it, well, we watched it on tv. well, we liked the program, parents gathered there, laughed, and so, i remember, our commander came, and we were literally 3 minutes late from somewhere, he was like that everywhere, go, and so they wrote everything down everywhere,

late from leave for boxing, it doesn't matter that the person doesn't do boxing, yes, a team needs 12 people, two do boxing, 10 people, so where were you, here, go, then, sign them up for boxing, please, comrade major, everyone for boxing, that's how it was, where were you, so, so, so, for this, how is it homemade, kvn, that's it, who's still funny there, damn, what kvn? mostly about army life, well somehow it went over well, and we also won, that's it, then that's it, well done, that's it, they told us that we were great, here are the older guys, who were already a team kven, me, kid, come here, you'll be performing for us, like, in the next game we're playing with inyaz, i say, i won't be performing anywhere , i was appointed there, what's wrong with you, he says, you don't understand, we'll tell you now what a lofa it is. well, in the end, that's how they explained it to me later, they lured me in, and how did you get in, doctor, oh, she got in funny, tell me, about the horse, long, she's stretched out, the story that we

all already know, yes, it turns out, it turns out, we did it for this, imagine, we made programs for it, i just really wanted to hear it live this story, seriously, no, in fact , when i entered the institute, medical, kazan state medical university, there was already a team of four tatars, with which... naturally there were stars of the city republic, they invited me after the festival, we had a first-year student like that at the university and in many universities they invited me to the team, but i, like frosya burlakova said, you know what, how did i even dare to say such a thing, i dreamed of playing in kvn all my life, but then i said no-no-no, i came study, i want to become a doctor, a dentist, yeah, and what am i saying to myself? yes, what am i saying to myself, but nevertheless, oh well, oh well , oh well, no, you don’t want to, oh well, you don’t want to, study, time passes, a new team

of four tatars is assembled, i’m sitting, rooting for them in a hat, four tatars in all these attributes, i go out, they’re going through something further, they don’t win, but they go through further, and i go out to the call center, i call my mom, to another one, she says, mom, they’re all playing, and i’m not there, and my mom always told me: i’ll still be there by that time, i’ll already be successful i graduated from the institute, but i played in such city teams, there for the university, but i had them and i played, but it was, i say, such leagues

and our internal ones in tatarstan and then bam they call me to the team, which was already new , and i do a voice parody of someone, on manserat kabbalah, and in the second part i do nothing, i just lead the horse out by the fishing line. that's how i had to do everything, they go further, but do not win, but they go to the next round, and they say: no, katyukha, okay, that's it you will play normally, i play in the next game, we win, it was on my birthday, and we decided that it was our team's birthday, since we won, finally, that's how it all started, then it continued, there was the first league music cup, the winners of which went to jurmala, and we take the golden kiwina, that's all. and jurmalo applauded us yumas, it was an unforgettable feeling, and i 've never experienced anything like this, when you walk, and we are still the first time, we

have never been anywhere like this, this is the central street in jurmala, yomos, all the kven players know it, and we go to the banquet, and people are already sitting in beautiful cafes, celebrating a wonderful evening there, yes, and we go, having taken our numerous props and we go. and they, what are my winners, performed well, they walk like this, we sing some of our songs, and people stand and clap for us like this all along the street, it was something, i think that none of us from the team forgot it, it is impossible to forget, but it was cool, what pleasant moments, by the way, you know what i thought, it just so happened that more or less classical, you know, there's garik marterosyan, also a psychotherapist, for example, yes, but there are people of such professions as vitaly kolomeyts, he's a land reclamation specialist, for example, when i met him. we

made the ussr national team with him, and i somehow thought that i don't really know him at all, i say, seryozha, i say, and what is your profession, and he says, i'm an archaeologist, i say, who? he says, an archaeologist, i say, are you really doing excavations, he says, yes, and he says to me, listen, vadka, come to me, and we'll dig up some scythians there some, i say, are you serious, or what, i say, come on, i say, seryoga, everything has already been dug up, dug up, and he is like there is no one in the room, just the two of us, he turned around, comes running to me and is like... he says very much , i have, i have one little burial ground, that is, i saved it for myself, i kept it, in my performance i did a number there, these numbers of archives, excavations, excavations, excavations, i have this one little burial ground there, and he also told funny stories about how he writes down everything that is being excavated in the heat in excavation log, i have to keep it, i'm lazy, he says , and i usually brought with me from the excavations there four or five bags of bones and... and kept

them on the balcony and my wife always had family scandals, because she came and said: sergey, when will you sort out your balcony, what is that there and he says: in the evenings, usually it's already autumn or winter, he says, i just sat there, a femur, presumably something, some skulls arranged, all this needs to be written down, photographed, well, by the way he is still involved in archeology, and in kvn, and is the editor of the crimean league.

maslyakov came to me, i immediately showed him the door, on the door was written "little grandfather", and we sat down with him, took the alphabet, examined all the letters on the captivity of the umitsik, cut out everything unnecessary, left the three most reliable, that's how kvan appeared, what a nightmare, by the way, now we will be afraid, yes, when on... that's what it means to have archives 20 years later yes and we have katya yes what are you talking about maybe i don't need it but this is already possible listen how glad i am to see you all katyusha 6 years have passed and you haven't changed at all seriously well why are we going anywhere i won't go with you but no you have changed well so we

met seryozhenka? why didn't you write to me and the pen ran out, mom, mom, listen, why did all the kids at the party eat cotton candy and i ate regular candy, can't you see mom is talking, what's your last name, huh? i say, your last name is like ushakova, but they don't need it, she doesn't need it, i don't care about last names like that , you yourself found it funny, how difficult, laughing so much at all the generals there, at shows, it's just not... until the program

gets to this point about a huge number of shows there and then there's also the general who's filming there and rehearsals rehearsals are the number after which i got my ass kicked i never reacted to hate again because for the first time in my life i went online for the first time i found out that there are comments, that someone is commenting on this, and i saw that how can you laugh at people's injuries. all the big-eared people of the country, yes, yes, yes, wrote, accordingly, what they think about katya, that's it it's a pity they didn't show it, katya, she performed very heroically, very selflessly in the quen, they threw her over the screen, they launched her, that is, on some kind of rope, from the wings to the wings, in my opinion, no one else has suffered such abuse,

what have you done, take her away quickly, the next number of our program here, then only beautiful girls came out, you know, all the girls came out like this, we me and... all the viewers want a cool joke from katya skulkina, it can be short, it can, i now just instantly this one-line, which it happened unexpectedly in a conversation with my friend, we started a conversation about

how men are flighty, so to speak, but what he tells me: no, katya, i am a monogamist, but not for long, i am a monogamist. well, i can't say for sure that i am a kind person , to be honest, because we are also involved in preparing other teams, when we work there as editors, creative producers, i am quite strict and demanding,

the only time i am very soft is when mikhail naumovich and i went to schools together, where we passed on our experience to future ones generation yes, of course yes, with children i work with children's teams i have. drank, no, ate, yes, oh, that is, on the contrary, understandable, while i am sweating, sitting

in the sauna, you are here, i apologize, tit, i apologized, how can i help, please help me pick out a shirt, i also need, oh, you know, unfortunately, sizes 100x. no, so come here everyone. basya, do you have beer, why? well, you should understand, a stoller, no need to polish. yeah, we live poorly. okay, at least there is a parking lot nearby, i took the cover off the car. so, what days? you need to go to school, what days days you have a pension, father, you shaved - with a plane, but the joke is that we still have this plane, the sacred plane, we have this one - near the remains

they proudly bear the title of a museum of miracles, we have all this preserved from the teams , everything was awesome, i remember we had a room, that is , in the military school, a room where we were allocated in the club, that is, where we gathered to write kvn. we had all sorts of soviet-era awards hanging there, there were no awards yet, some were hanging almost from the mountain, these there the party said we need to have some banners there, remember , in soviet times, there was one everywhere in all the cities, such a machine gun made of two parts , red with black on green, everyone , daddy, ran around, children played, it hung, so on a nail, the machine gun, underneath, we cut out a plush bear. there was a skin of a pecked bear hanging, and i remember when the general said that there would be an inspection of all the premises, they told us, bring order there, and we were there, well, it was more or less decent, but still, that is, the order was violated, and we cleaned everything up, and then

, well, at the last moment, when he came in, we realized that this was hanging, i realized, he came in, he looked at me, since there was a pause , a pig-like look at this glyushev bear and he points and says: i had one of these about a machine gun, we were like, ugh, even he played with a general like that, hid it, we were like, when did this machine gun, this thing, start being produced? but nevertheless, despite the fact that today we laughed at all these journalists, there was such a moment very often, i still i'm coming back, have you had any funny cases, yes, but any, because, honestly, i'll say that our team had a great many of them, the second question, well, i remembered, which also irritated me, for some reason, yes, that is, well, now i understand that it's because this is the kitchen.

only different, i really have exactly the same situation, absolutely, a favorite joke, but our team's favorite joke, yes-yes-yes, because answering this same question to journalists, i chose a joke of our team in advance, we had a joke about sochi... we performed at festivals, we had a joke that i would come out angry, again swear at them, that all this is not so, and ilya would say to me, come on, dimka, what are you, sochi, a festival, relax, i would say, ilya, if i relax, the buttons will blow off your head, that's how it is with me, and this joke, why did i remember it, because we, we came up with it, well, in that office where we came up with humor, i was lying, like this, lying on such a sofa, and someone says to me: that's it, we can't do anything, we can't do anything

come up with, here and there, and someone tells me, come on, what are you relaxing, i say, i'll relax now, your buttons are sticking out of your head, everyone's like, go, go, go, come on, come on, let's record, well, thank you very much dima, thank you very much mikhail naumovich, katya, thank you very much for helping our viewers today learn more about this unique phenomenon,

hello, is this you from chudinovo calling, we have voltage here, it's jumping, there's no electricity, we have poles, we have an old transformer, from 1973 already, it's already there. i, i say, the transformer is old, we have a 1973, how many of us, there are four of us here, where did you go, huh? our refrigerators are leaking refrigerators here.

griff, are you sleeping there or something? come on, help me out,

i'm in trouble, what, what, what, what could it be, marinka, of course, again, again, now. musya, stay, the guards are screaming, you can walk faster, no, tanyukha, let's go again. i'll drag him now, oh, neighbors, hello, don't look at him, he'll blurt out some nasty thing again, i read in some magazine, it turns out that single men are 7 years old live less than married people, such and such an open, gait, gait, and what happens

if you, for example, leave me this year or next year, then i have seven more years in reserve, stanyuk, seven years, hold on tight, long-liver, otherwise you'll fall, tanya will have to take the pots out from under you, what are you snake for, so that your tongue dries up, chatterbox, oh, dog, stop, it's almost lunch, yeah, i wonder, how does she do it, a mystery, listen, maybe she's a mountain girl, otherwise she would have come down herself, it's logical that now you're looking at me, it's scary, it's worth it, that's it, grazing

rope, come here, my god, marinka, bastard! they'll definitely take away the dacha that was finished being built, but they still can't find cheaper garbage for them, are you cheaper, lyokha, don't make me laugh, if you don't die right away, how much blood will you drink, wow? "i wonder, why are you, i have to die right away, and grisha, don't croak, you don't want to make a fool of yourself, a change of scenery, you know how it affects the body, oh, you don't have to go far, he's a relative of maria, she lived a long time before they took her to the city, and there are these merchants,