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would like to swap it for? i'm back again. 14 years at the bbc. swap shop, cheggers plays pop, all sorts. i happened to miss a bus one christmas evening and went into a london store and saw this toy bear oi'i london store and saw this toy bear on the counter, nobody had bought it, it was the only one left, i took it, it was the only one left, i took it on to my wife, we lived near paddington is a recorded paddington. one day i was sitting with a blank sheet of paper and a typewriter and started to write a story about it andl started to write a story about it and i became a book. mr and mrs brown first met paddington on a railway station which is how he came to have such an unusual book for a bear. based on my father, very polite man, always wore a hat and paddington has a lot of him in him. that afternoon, he said, can i help you. there's parsley. sometimes missed only the let's bell. london,

a lovely city. you can go to france oi’ a lovely city. you can go to france or america, india, asia, a lovely city. you can go to france oramerica, india, asia, australia, is going to come back to london city. london is the place for me. london is the place for me. london is the place for me. i think there was a sort of reticence and nervousness that the women might take over all together. we might not present an acceptable face of cricket and i actually cried asi face of cricket and i actually cried as i walked out onto the pitch. it was the most incredible feeling.

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shoulders and flowery dresses. mike ward paper on the march. that's right to, not bad. not bad, nice face, nice figure. good teeth too. what's the matter with you. you two, where are you taking them to night, smithfield market? are you happy, i mean smithfield market? are you happy, i m ea n really smithfield market? are you happy, i mean really really happy happy. fa nta stically mean really really happy happy. fantastically happy. mean really really happy happy. fantastically happylj mean really really happy happy. fantastically happy. i am. mean really really happy happy. fantastically happy. iam. i know it's silly but sometimes it worries me, i'm so happy. keep expecting something to come along and spoil it. daft thing, what could possibly do that. it happens sometimes in an actor's life, if you are very very lucky that something special turns up. ready steady go. and one i read

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clout, the wind picking up a touch and more rain arriving in the north. more rain coming in on that weather front, yet to arrive in scotland and northern ireland, still this high pressure sufficiently in charge, around the top of the high we are drawing in atlantic winds which come with clout, not much sunshine today, we have misty conditions especially in the hills overnight. across northern areas wins will pick up. the cloud is then in eastern scotland, a little more chilly but mild elsewhere, temperatures not changing mat, eight or 9 degrees. a lot of clout again on saturday, sunshine here and there, particularly across northern areas with strong winds breaking the cloud had of the rain moving down from the north. a lot of dry weather across england and wales, a lot of clout, misty and great especially in the hills, maybe sunshine, maybe into the midlands, north east england, even the midlands, north east england, eve n a cross the midlands, north east england, even across northern ireland, southern and eastern scotland we may see breaks ahead of this rain, that

arrives from the north during the course of the afternoon, the rain turning heavier in the highlands of scotland. the rain does not know if it is coming or going, having moved south during the evening tomorrow into cumbria it moves northwards once more, away from northern ireland, sitting firmly across scotland. another very mild night, temperatures eight, 9 degrees, cadiz. to christmas eve, strong winds across england and wales, the rain still heading southwards, south scotla nd rain still heading southwards, south scotland wet, increasingly for northern ireland, perhaps into cumbria as well, elsewhere dry weather across england and wales, blustery wind, temperatures ten or 11 degrees, not quite so murky. on christmas day we are more likely to get rain in northern and western parts of the uk, things are turning more chilly in scotland and northern ireland, perhaps threatening snow over the highest ground, not very cold aircoming in over the highest ground, not very cold air coming in behind this

weather front that takes rain eastwards overnight, boxing day in between two bands of rain, it is signalling a changeable weather pattern after christmas with areas of low pressure moving across the uk, windy at times with some rain and perhaps the chance of some snow. in the north. this is bbc world news today. i'm kasia madera. our top stories. the un security council unanimously backs tough new sanctions against north korea, restricting its ability to import oil. today for the tenth time this council stands united against a north korean regime that rejects the pursuit of peace. two former fifa bosses are found guilty by a court in new york of accepting millions of dollars in bribes. the spanish prime minister says he

is ready to talk to whoever is in charge of the regional government in catalonia. and coming up... from eu burgundy to british blue — the uk passport is set to change