# it's a jumping little record i want myjockey to play. # roll over beethoven, i got to hear it again today #. and you, monsieur, are the famous simon templar. but what about brother vincent? supposing he notices something he thinks clinton should know about. mr...? bond. james bond. is there time before we leave for lesson number three? absolutely. there's no sense in going off half—cocked. stir in some crushed ice, shake, strain and pour. top it off with one olive. two. did you say something? i said two. you were perfect up until the olives. two olives. that way you see they can gently bounce up against each other. i'm afraid the spectacle of two olives gently bouncing up against each other is a pleasure i shall forego.

one! oh, but you don't want to bust up a pair! we played it tongue in cheek, as i play most heroes. i really don't see myself as a hero, although i play them. so i'd play it as if it is all a joke. a house with a door. one, two, three, four. great big curtain rings, they must have come out of a giant's house. i know what we can do with these. i will be an owl. hee—haw! our aim, we were told, was to play one to one through the camera. # up and down with your brush. and it works, that is why people remember it — because it was as if we were talking only to them. it's windy miller. hello, windy. peel, pugh, barney mcgrew, cuthbert, dibble, grubb. mrjohn noakes!

i'm sure this does me good. 0h, get off my foot. well, our animals are going to be happy, they will be going away on holiday too, they're going to spend it in the country. but lulu won't be there. at this level, the plinth on which nelson stands overhangs the column. i found myself literally hanging from the ladder with nothing beneath me. once i had reached the top of the column the worst part began, i had to go down again, in a bosun‘s chair. are you coming down tojoin me? yes, i'm coming down. do you feel all right? yes, i feel good. no shep, don't bite him. he's a nice fella.

get down shep, keep still, boy. do as you're told. come here. get down, shep, behave yourself or i'll cuff you around the ear. # john could never be alone, no matter where he went. # because shep would have a sniff around and soon pick up the scent. byjove, i've just jumped out of this aeroplane and 50,000 feet and get down shep! i'm upside down! hello, welcome to a special bank holiday edition of cheggers plays pop. how long did it take you to record the album. between two and three years. that's a long time. do you have any ideas of what you would like to swap it for? i'm back again. 11! years at the bbc. swapshop, cheggers plays pop, all sorts.

i happened to miss a bus one christmas evening and went into a big london store, and saw this toy bear on the counter, nobody had bought it, it was the only one left. i took it home to my wife, we lived near paddington so we decided to call it paddington. one day i was sitting with a blank sheet of paper and a typewriter and started to write a story about it, and that was the beginning of a book. mr and mrs brown first met paddington on a railway station which is how he came to have such an unusual name for a bear. it was rather based on my father, very polite man, always wore in case he met somebody, and paddington has a lot of him in him. good afternoon, he said, can i help you? there's parsley. sometimes mr onion lets him ring the school bell.

hello, parsley! # london, a lovely city. # you can go to france or america. # india, asia, australia # you're gonna come back to london city. # london is the place for me. i think there was a sort of reticence and nervousness that the women might take over altogether. we might not present an acceptable face of cricket and i actually cried as i walked out onto the pitch. it was the most incredible feeling. she's got to be quick here.

rachel flynt, what a good piece of fielding, but not good running between the wickets, though. advantage miss graf. overcome with the emotion of it all. shejust told me, "jana, you will do it, i believe one day you will do it." she's done it! scores read out. after our last programme, the editor of final score came along with a box, and when he opened it and pulled out this trophy, i thought, that's absolutely made my day, because that is something that i've always thought,

having watched the sports personality of the year, i would love to have something like that as a souvenir of my career. grandstand theme. batman theme. it was a two—piece deal, but it was kind of itchy, and someone had to zip up the back. i had to fumble for a long time to get out of the suit. if i wanted to go to the bathroom, somebody had to be there. what now! our parents were slaughtered with the others. that is why, that is why we tried to kill. that is why, that is why!

we need a team. paul, you'll assess material damage. helena, medical. victor, scientific. lori, security. i'll put eagle 1 on the pad for me. sandra, cable communication system wide open. any response from that ship, relay it through to us. conor, you take over. english girls abroad with appealing shoulders and flowery dresses. like wallpaper on the march. that's all right too, not bad. not bad, nice face, nice figure. good teeth too. what's the matter with you. you two, where are you taking them

tonight, smithfield market? are you happy, i mean really really happy happy? fantastically happy. iam. i know it's silly but sometimes it worries me, i'm so happy. i keep expecting something to come along and spoil it. daft thing, what could possibly do that. it happens sometimes in an actor's life, if you are very very lucky that something special turns up. ready steady go. and one i read last of the summer wine i thought, this is it. yes, this is it, this is it, you can see tollgate church. i'm sorry, gromit, the fact is i am just crackers about cheeses.

# although i cry. # ain't that a shame? # ifound my thrill. # on blueberry hill. #on blueberry hill, when i found you. new guinea, newjersey, new york, new zealand,

where do you want to go, chuck? new brighton. i therefore proclaim that they are husband and wife. well go on, kiss me. look what i've got! hey, i've got a match for my dog, we saw it in this antiques shop window on nightingale street. where are you going, jack. to see a man about a thing. i wouldn't have done that it was an emergency. i've bought my own flaming dog. calm down vera love. 48 quid. for me on dog! that miserable so—and—so only gave me 25. i've never loved anybody else. come on, say you've never loved anybody else. i've never loved anybody else, shall i go and get your slippers? please.

i wish that at that time i had been older, so that i would have been able to have answered or spoke up for myself. you move like a racehorse. you walk like a derby winner. you must let me help you. introduce you to some friends of mine, some photographers, film people, television people. i could do wonders with you, little baby. lam homosexual, irretrievably. why did you come here looking as you do. well, many people said don't do that, you'll never work again and i said it is not about homosexuality, it is about the tenderness of the individual as opposed to the cruelty of the crowd. we did so well, but... a beautiful woman. you are my future selves?

yes. am i having a midlife crisis? why are you pointing screwdrivers like that? they're scientific instruments, not water pistols. welcome aboard, delighted you could join us. captain strike at your service. how do you do, i'm the doctor, and this is tegan. doctor who theme plays # but where do you go to, my lovely # when you're alone in your bed # oh, won't you tell me the thoughts # that surround you # i want to look inside your head,

# yes, i do # your name, it is heard in high places # you know the aga khan # and he sent you a racehorse for christmas # and you keep itjust forfun # for a laugh # hah, hah, hah # and they say that if you get married # it'll be to a millionaire # but they don't realise where you came from # and i wonder if they really cared...#. # you're a lady # i'm a man # you're supposed to understand # we are family # i've got all my sisters with me # we are family # get up everybody and sing #. # my blood runs cold

# my memory hasjust been sold # my angel is a centrefold # angel is a centrefold #. # you don't come around here no more # whatever you're looking for # i'm free, i'm free falling #. # you can sit around and wait for the phone to ring # waiting for someone to tell you everything # at the end of the line #. i hold you responsible for what biggins james, it is this ragbag of fugitives from the debtors prison that should concern us. i remember a day when we did alarming sequence through the night in the ice cold

of winter, deep snow, endless frost. we few, we happy few! we band of brothers. but the removal of those grievances ought to precede the disarmament of the victims. music reelin‘ in the years by steely dan. for such backbenchers, it's the curse of coalition politics, but the government is putting it down to the reality of an ageing and needful population. we've been shown that register for such backbenchers,

it's the curse of coalition politics, but the government is putting it down to the reality of an ageing and needful population. we've been shown that register and it suggests that far from lessening, the threat is greater now than at any time for the last ten years. the flood of allegations aboutjimmy savile‘s behaviour is now engulfing many of the institutions he was involved with. i think the decision to drop our story was a breach of our duty to the women who trusted us to reveal that jimmy savile was a paedophile. # some walk by night # some fly by day # nothing could change you # said i'm sure of the way #. # there is the sun and moon # facing their own sweet tune

# watch them when dawn is due # sharing one space # we'll walk by night, babe # we'll fly by day # moonlighting strangers # who just met on the way... now in the movie industry, of course, hype is good news if the film lives up to it. it's very bad news indeed if it doesn't. a morally uplifting parable about faith and redemption and how naive innocence can be mistaken for wisdom begins to unfold. now it's ok, now you can let the tears flow. i probably shed a couple myself as per the very last time i bow myself out to the accompaniment of billy taylor

and the best theme tune on television. film programme theme plays and more next week. goodnight. jessica by the allman brothers. hot favourite after wins in 1958 and ‘59, john surtees, number three. on his way to win his sixth tt and his third successive senior tt. i don't set out with definite ambitions, ijust try and do my best whatever i do. in his ferrari, john surtees, number seven,

going like a bomb, leading the ten cars, is still in the race. # i think i love you, so what am i so afraid of?# when 20, 30, 40, 50,000 people screaming at the top of their lungs, "i love you," it's so overwhelming! # i'm just a daydreamer # walking in the rain... you just didn't expect to meet him personally. hi there. screaming to be honest with you, i've been touring for about three, 3.5 years, and i am really tired. # ifeel like i've never known a time before... # just knowing that your door is always open # and your path is free to walk...

good evening, ladies and gentlemen, i am glenn campbell. i don't remember not having a guitar or a musical instrument in my hand, and my dad bought a guitar for $5.95, you know. # i love you... i found out real quick that it was lighter than pulling a cotton sack or ploughing. # i'm going to be where the lights are shining on me # like a rhinestone cowboy # riding out on a horse in a star—spangled rodeo... # i am a lineman for the county # and i drive the main road # i am a lineman for the county, and what... drive... # drive the main roads.

# yeah, looking in the sun for another overload. # i hearyou wire, i hear you ringing through the wire... oh, boy. that is just a — what a great song. # and the wichita lineman is still on the line... music wichita lineman by glen campbell. # when i look at you # my heart goes shooby doo # lizzie, nosy, i get whizzy, what am i going to do? you have 55 seconds to beat the clock...starting from now. # life is the name of the game

# and i want to play the game with you... nice to see you, to see you... nice! have a twirl, darling. a gallon of scotch. a cuddly toy. didn't he do well, didn't she do well! tony blair insists that weapons of mass destruction will eventually be found in iraq. well, it would be nice to see them, to see them... nice! announcer: live from london, this is strictly come dancing. please welcome your hosts... bruce forsyth! # in other words, please be true # in other words...

# in other words, i love you # fly me to the moon. applause. thank you. hello once again. many parts of the british isles are going to see much fresher, brighter day than has been the case of late. and it certainly started on a fresher note through the central belt of scotland and across the southern uplands, top ends of the pennines as well. as this feature drags quite a bit of snowfall down through those parts. now showing signs of wanting to get off into the north sea, leaving behind, as i say, a day with a good deal more sunshine on offer than we've seen of late. a peppering of showers across the northern half of britain. but already we've seen a transition from a really decent start to the day across the south west, into one of quite a bit of

wind and cloud and rain as well. and that will gather all the while across the south—western border, gradually wanting to push further north and eastwards through the rest of the afternoon. further north than that, after quite a showery started to the day with a wee bit of snow across the higher ground across the north of england, through northern ireland and southern scotland, well, i think the showers just tending to fade somewhat. so there will be a wee bit more sunshine, doing nothing for temperatures. and then in the far north of scotland, those showers turning increasingly wintry as the air gets pretty cold, certainly as the sun goes down. and that cold air begins to interact with all of this moisture. and look at this, southern and central parts of the pennines, into the peak district through the high ground of wales. and then increasingly through the midlands as we get on through the night there will be a change of that rain into snowfall. at really quite low levels. and it will lie, as well. so don't be at all surprised in parts of the midlands and the south of wales if we wake

up to a pretty white start to wednesday. that threat drags down to the high ground into sussex and into the chilterns as well before eventually pulling away. if you stick with the rain, you'll see quite a bit of rain, 35 millimetres or so. once it's away, then it's a chilly day. a bright one for central and western areas. and even those showers out west could be a wee bit wind the higher ground of the moors of the south—west and the welsh hills. through into the start of thursday, there could be quite a widespread problem with ice, given that the skies will have cleared and it really will be that cold to start the new day on thursday. but thursday itself, a really decent sort of day. yes, there will be a breeze coming in from the north—west. not a warm day, despite the sunshine. later on, we will bring a weather front into the west to see more in the way of mild weather, but more cloud and rain on friday. this is bbc news. i'm annita mcveigh. the headlines at ten: universities must protect free speech and "open minds, not close them", or face the consequences. a warning that prices for many

everyday items will rise unless the government focuses on replacing trade agreements after brexit. boxing day sales have begun, but a bbc survey suggests that they won't be as popular as they used to be. here on oxford street there are plenty of shoppers out, hoping to bag a bargain. also in the next hour: monitoring territorial waters. a royal navy frigate spent christmas day escorting a russian warship through the north sea — one of several russian ships to pass close to the uk in recent days. how a mum from norfolk managed to capture the perfect image on her phone ahead of all the official photographers waiting to snap the royal family. and australia's batsmen get the better of england's bowlers yet