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what is life, human nonsense? so the fate of the turkey life is a penny and not given a mere mortal to look into the future. this is known only to those initiated into the mysteries of the magical will of the universe.
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so hemp so you are the only one with us who does not dream of anything, does not want anything. no, you have no plans, sadly, cannabis. what kind of darkness can there be in the future, duckling? but you have everything clear, you have everything on the shelves. here you wrote in the essay so i will do it. i will finish, i will do not the slightest doubt, well done. do you know what you forgot to write? what year are you getting married, who will be your wife? and how many children will you have, please? this write for me personally in the future there are no secrets. i just know him. when will you
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let us know who you are going to be? you're letting the whole class down, i don't know, i don't feel it yet. after all, it's probably not that easy. some inner voice must carry my fate to me. well, nothing, sit down. you know, i just read amazing facts yesterday. i'll tell you now, listen. well listen, this is interesting. president lincoln was elected in 1860 president kennedy in 1960 100 years difference both died on friday both died in the presence of after his death, johnson became the successor of lincoln after his death. johnson also became the successor to kennedy
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. well, did all these coincidences really happen by chance? of course not. everything was predetermined from above. the muscles of the face are completely relaxed, the jaw sags freely. the face takes on the expression of the mask of an imbecile - there is such a
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special term breathing, even and deep. eyes closed relax with them on the five from the nose after the session? yes already removed. breathing even and deep your hearts are drinking in the rhythm of the universe. your lungs breathe in the rhythm of the universe. you came here to get away from a world where some lie and others steal. still others rush to power and all this is in order to snatch a fatter piece. and we leave in a
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clean order, the breath of the universe. eyes closed the will of the universe will absorb your will in itself. and your future will open to you. pasha 's fate we represent something as pure, can you imagine. can you imagine? chicken dog well, what do we have? 13 rubles cannot be 50
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kopecks exactly 13 exactly, 13. i really don't like this figure. so the frivolous public, how now climbs the veshalek from taking revenge on the words of the clever khazars? do you remember these lines? yes, the iron man was oleg and the khasar gouged and his shield on the gate. hung in istanbul. and how did he end the ancient gypsies, but you will accept death from your horse. here's what they told him. and what about alexander sergeevich pushkin boldur, not
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you and me? no, he was the smartest man of his time, but fate still believed. death
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are you in such a hurry? i want before school. riding this stupid board. ugh. granny, i'm instead of charging. dima, well, who does exercises on a full stomach so that it is incomplete. dimochka, what is your composition? i want to be yes, that's exactly what you want to be. in my opinion, this is not necessarily possible at the end of the week. lord, will you know? and
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you waved above me, you don’t know anything. i'm not guilty of this, i don't know, as in childhood. i don't want to be a policeman anymore either. you are then some inner voice should tell me who i will be, but so far i can’t hear him. just look what's going on you're an inner voice, please, another for how much but what's with the jump? mom, do you remember the songs about the prophetic deer, of ​​course i do. so what? even tsiolkovsky believed that life has some kind of destiny. he even wrote such an article, called the will of the universe, and so there he proves that everything in the world is controlled by some kind of will from above for sure.
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be afraid to embarrass the people. my god, than the guys' heads are clogged. i will get to the source this thunder of yours. but it may be for you, but for me it's quite normal. hello hello
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how are you yesterday at marika you know, in my opinion, they just fool us, yes, even for our money you think that everything this is nonsense, do you think not? well, maybe, but you must admit life is full of inexplicable things yoga bermuda unidentifiable objects. guests from the future nessie, finally. you know, my father seriously
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dealt with this issue, and i’ll tell you that all these malik things have nothing to do with yoga. yoga is a whole philosophical system. and then fate, turkey life penny philosophy, too, i can be. but even today, strange things happen. for example, he is sitting with one of my friends. he is somehow at home and suddenly some completely inexplicable force pushes him out into the street, he suddenly raises his eyes along the street and the sight of the one he thinks about all the time. isn't it strange, with vovka or something? has this happened to you? well, that happened to me too, to be honest. by the way, marik will bring the
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book of fate to the school today. will he wonder how long we will live and from what we will die in general? it secret. you already have secrets with him. wow, what a thickness, not thicker than you again now we will get. stop how it is elementary you open on any page on each page 50, total 100 maximum human life, well, the georgians are. well, what are you saying? he tells me three words, how old are you coming? what do you remember? the fool understood so the fool is the fool. this is how it is here 50. and here it is like this 28. the fool understood. idiot. here is an idiot 9 on the
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second column you come quite a lot, i feel it. so nerd, and here he is only 46 here you weren't lucky, and 46 more, total 183/3 we get everything, like in a pharmacy. fool cretin idiot you will live. 61 years old, that's strength. book need to post losses. act attention attention, the most unique manual on black white magic, one hundred percent truthfulness on the pages of the book of fate, they told me personally , and that’s it, i’ll just live for 61 years after retirement. but i'll die
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of overeating from the nose, so those who wish asked to pay. so homenchuk you live 73 years, you die from paint. and you care, of course, not everything equals. this is where you're out of luck. you will die for 42
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years, but on the other hand you will die the most excellent death, what kind of animal? well, what else do you have three words fate in your pocket, any three words. insolence, impudence and disgusting are your words. yes, these are my words. well, dimka, they will tell you. so the audacity is the audacity. and here she is like this 21 21. 5
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15 / 3 13 3 so our dimka will live 13 years and 4 months. well, yes, and now he was 13 and 4 on may 29. so, on 29 , he must die in three days. it turns out so well, look at what. it's good that nothing they said hemp. can you imagine what happened to him if we told him that, according to the book of fate, he had only a few days left to live. and that he will die this sunday
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from some kind of accident? he would just faint. well, i'd like to clap too. that's right, so look, no one has to know about this, not one soul, got it? grave? like this.
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ready. well, of course, show me what you can do. these tricks are terrible. or maybe it's not tricks. this is the concentration of spiritual energy. you're right. it's really. enough is enough
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etc. that's what skillful use means. cannabis is enough for five already
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. get up, i can't come, what's wrong with you? and in general, are you tired of living? it does n't make any sense anymore.
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this sunday you're going to die some kind of accident. they were in the toilet, i heard everything. she knows what's in that color. don't go outside . and in general, don’t go to the balcony either, just in case. why we 're going this sunday. for mushrooms on the factory bus with the whole family, and i can’t get away from it. that
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a brick will go on his head, so he left he threw cities into the steppe for a whole day on his head. this is, of course, a joke. but don't think about it. i don't even think about it at all, i just think about it somehow. since that's the case, let's do a better experiment. what else experiment? simplest? you know that this sunday must perish. i know so, if they really die, you will remain, you will know for sure that some kind of fate still exists on earth. for the sake of this discovery, it costs a lot, please, with something. it's that life is yours and you're not afraid it's embarrassing, but i've already thought about it. we'll sort it out with her.
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mamulechka, shall we go tomorrow for mushrooms? buy olya olya what kind of manner do you have, when you need something, you immediately start your candy? yes ice cream. and a basket for mushrooms is a must, if your diaries get good grades. by the way, you have n't seen your diary for a very long time. come on, let's mix it up. nina can't be at the table. well, yes, the guys
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can eat in peace. mom, if there are good marks, it will increase their appetite. deadline for submission compositions who i want to be september 30 hurry you are left alone. what does it mean? well, you know, this is the same essay. so you will not go for mushrooms, you will write an essay from morning to night. do you want to sit at home all day? i don't want to. i demand. well, mom, i have to go there. dima , everything is out of the question. good evening. hi
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kolenka, why do such strict grannies make me happy, sonulya pleased me this time, kolya he hasn’t been able to write an essay alone for the whole class for six months, what kind of essay? yes, a trifle, in general, an essay who do i want to be vera and do you see him, the inner voice should prompt. we fly on kerosene. so it will light up, sit for two hours among the men in the cabin, it will light up. hello hello, please sit down. forgive me, i'm waiting for a minute vera asked, i'm on your pills. well, in all the
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pharmacies of tallinn they said that someone is engaged in self-treatment in you, they are out of production. well, maybe there are better ones. but i'm used to those, they help me. and they say, in some pharmacies, they still have them, but we'll find your pills. here, together with dima, in this sunday in leningrad excuse me, how are you in leningrad, how are you with dima with me, or what, what about you? what's special about the pills? well, you, kolya, i don't need any pills, then the lord is with you. if , because of this, you also take the child with you, well, i'm joking, but not about dimka. i'll show him my
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work, he might like it. well, we will have two pilots on the landing, we will fly in the pilot's cabin. uncle kolya, it’s forbidden for me to even go outside this sunday, here the order has already been canceled. i want to tell you what. well, in general, i like one girl. if something does happen to me, i want her to know it. and who is she who is this? this is lena lukashevich lukashevich she is nothing who would have thought, but say,
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you have to do it all yourself and the words must be special. well, for example, my heart lives only for you, when i see you everything blooms. i love you, what more are you the lady of my heart. my soul is full of you my heart is alive when i see you, it sounds the same. sounds, but only from the stage. millions, millions , millions of scarlet roses buy roses not flowers, but a dream. and how much do you have? listen for nothing, i'll give you 7 rubles. 7 rub. for a man, this is not money. yes, if we don't have money, well, let's get a ruble for 2 rubles. buy, and for two you know the way next summer. come and sell with pleasure. be well,
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dear. seriously my life for you. grandmother how much is the bouquet? well, we take quite edible you can take.
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you see, some flowers still need to be bought only where. where how do i know? wait, how could i forget? let's take a look, maybe we'll get lucky. even she lives in the thirteenth. here, take it sundurose. ninth tenth eleventh i didn't understand. we must put another sing to run away. we won't do that. why so stupid? we will
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climb onto the roof onto the roof are you afraid? then i'll go alone.
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nothing.
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why do you scare me so, and you didn’t eat anyone there. come on, confess. if you do this again , i won’t go out with you anymore, understand? they said that it would rain during the season. thanks son. son, yes, your journey is 100 times more interesting. what time are you flying? i don't know, we meet 12 agencies. you are not be late, look, and then his work
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will not wait. yes, i know, but i would n't let him go anywhere today. i had such a bad dream. very bad nina well, mother again, you and your dreams were lying dima in a black shirt with your eyes. i sewed a button on him right on it. oh what a good dream? it would be better if he sat at home today, huh? no more sin. mom, i beg you, everything will be fine. stop dima brother. bring me some toy from leningrad. if you bring it , i'll find you a boletus for it. every day thousands of people all over the world are dying in traffic accidents. and if
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we call tragic cases with road and rail transport accidents and crashes, then in the event of the death of a passenger airliner. we say disaster, today's traffic safety broadcast is dedicated to the problem of accidents of the fastest, but alas, far from the safest aircraft transport. dima 's harsh statistics show that the reason for the death of people is often not the plane itself during takeoff or landing, but the emerging granny, don't joke, open the door, i'll open it, don't knock, don't knock, i won't let you out. i saw a bad dream today, granny, i told you, again you are with your dreams. a man is waiting for me, open it, granny grandma in headphones. well, don't be mad at the
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old me. well, by god, i'm really worried, i'm granny, i'll break the door. what are you, dima dima is not necessary? the door broke. now you will walk only in a strict swindler, understand? interesting lena, it may
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happen that this sunday i will die just in case, i want to say goodbye dimka patrick will you go with me? no , i can't, it doesn't exist for me, but i got it with such difficulty.
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hello, come to me. what happened? do you know what happened to cannabis hemp? did he die? i don't know, i'm asking you. why did you ask if he died? do you know something? and you are at home. why can he die? what should be learned before you? i won't , i'll tell you. well, how is it vovka
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well, where is he? what is wrong with him, how can we help him? you see, i swore an oath. so i won't say anything. well, you won’t tell me rostislav, you’ll tell me, he owes everything cool know. are you here too? no, we 'll go to him now. we maybe you'll go, but personally i won't go, where will you go? you won't go on your own, i'll take you under escort. patrick, he
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betrayed his friend. i'm almost ready. oh hello guys. hello well, are we going to get the cake? so hemp believed that he could die. yes? the fact of the matter is that i believed a little. got it don't want to talk?
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well, what is there? disconno something at the entrance, what he needs, i don’t know, i didn’t ask. bring the lord i remember, i am in samarkand these, right? well how was it before you? as ostap suleiman said, the dunderbey of zadonai passed his hands? learn while you are alive, a thimble in three balls one
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, even according to the theory of probability, you will win a 33% chance, i have 66. i am not deceiving anyone, but i always win. yes, he won. come on ten. for renting a book of fate for renting a book of fate
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five i forgave you, go to the balcony. i obey. oh, uncle kolya, look what he is doing, uncle. kolya fortune descends to us from heaven. we went to school together with him. you know i love him and even. all like walks in the sky, as it turns out on a bicycle . the fate of the footboard framed the born to fly, he no longer wants to crawl.
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where did you get this book book of fate, i was joking. i wondered to the spelling dictionary that it was so according to the words of protsvekov. you also came up with fantasizing is impossible. he won't be offended by me. konstantin eduardovich, he himself was a science fiction writer. he may not be offended, but we will ask you for these jokes, joker. well, how is it possible marik can you imagine under what voltage the cannabis will be during the flight? after all, he's just a jerk. maybe from what are you? well, how could you tell him that he must die? i dont know. len
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you where everything is clear. you, as you wish, and i'll go to the airport. considered, the more bases his relatives. hello rich. what am i, chickens don’t peck for money, do a good deed, move your finger, you need two tickets to the south for today, yes, it’s all the same to the wind. understood, understood what you will have. but two break tickets will do. well, just kidding, i'm kidding, it won't rust after me. cold
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exposure everywhere thunderstorm upper boundaries up to 8-9 km. so be careful. flight it will be calm only the wind will be oncoming in the jet fly up to 200 km/h. somewhere around 290 degrees we saw the weather. yes thank you. and why , when you were told that there would be a strong wind, did you frown uncle kolya, is that dangerous? you can't imagine how bad it is. does it happen that when a plane crashes, people remain alive? it doesn't happen, of course. does it happen that
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when one person dies, the rest are unharmed? don't fool your head. vasilyevich you look, what kind of accident? can dimka say something ? get in touch with the plane, at least try to pass it on, which fortune-telling was a joke that they guessed from a spelling dictionary. it is necessary to remove the stress from him, because there have been such cases. i myself read to a person they said, you will die on such a day, and a person, for no apparent reason, died that day, you can’t joke with him. sorry order. sit in
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the commander's chair the future of soviet aviation estimate how you feel in it? you wait.
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and why did the commander turn the helm? why did the commander turn the helm, it turns, well, we’ll just take off immediately, we’ll bend over, we take off with a strong side wind, right the wing is blown more than the left left connects the fuselage, got it? well, in general, god will let us land. i'll explain everything to you later? datura. pip tongue. so all hope. i
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stay. i want to meet dima. you'll have to wait a long time. he will arrive at night. well, i'll wait. and you, if possible, please call your mother, let her not worry.
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your
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telegram flying from moscow is invited to the administrator
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nothing is nothing with everyone there is drunk monad and everything will pass. this is when the plane is
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exactly on the trajectory of the descent did not have time fly out, as our home airport was closed, so that all of us in st. petersburg we will make a real pilot out of you, but for this you must learn not only to look, but also to see, and this is not the same thing. you can generally look at point-blank range , but see nothing. yes? yes, i understood nothing. well, here's what i told you.
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well dimka after you saw everything and looked at this kitchen. you, of course, decided to become a pilot. i don't know yet what i want to be. and then fate takes a turn. so it turns out completely different than what you want. you are not all dependent on me. i love you too in many ways. and if not everything depends
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on me, then from what else from the will of others dima and the will of other people, do you now understand? in whose hands is our fate with you? yes, not only ours, but also all those who sit behind us . in general, you see, we are all connected with each other. here, for example, diman, our commander came demonstrating, it can, this mood was transferred from me to the second period.
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validol forgot, now just don't worry. please commander at the passenger cordial attack pulse unevenly breathing heavily, what shall we do? turn on air heating. request speed. we arrive in a downpour, 70. so that it was empty for him 547 passengers a heart attack, as they understood, a reception.
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attention, the plane landed from leningrad with flight 1126
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, i’m ashamed to say, but i don’t fly on planes, i’m afraid, and then when a cat was going to the port , a black cat ran across the road oh, how are you my egyptian and then with places to us. exit all the best, goodbye. dima, let's
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run to the bus. meet me at the car in ten minutes. lena, what are you seeing here? am i meeting anyone? well, let me meet you. can i help bring some things? what things? we meet you.
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hello good evening you will hint to him that i am the owner. uncle kolya is lena, my classmate. got it. flew met someone and did not meet. understood. go.
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so the day is over when you were supposed to die. and you about it, and i already completely forgot. what do we do? like what’s ahead of kolya
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and
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a who threw blue grains to the sky early, that in the rules of the racing forest along the narzhs quarrels take off wash creatures. yes, the shrine will fade. the heavens have thrown shi not lakes with charotins behind a woven mouth-tossed under the sun. you look, himself and nick
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from the moore, the bottom that has gold sandy beer. i would drink from their endless, throwing lakes at the tire. i'm not your belly to them, all the more, i just want from stress, so that the thieves of pestilence, azeri, do not know. utysh not if, not to be forgotten, the heart loves, just brock musical instruments with teak rich history orpheus probably played many instruments, but the mention that he plays about it. no, it was immediately possible in the hammer to touch and immediately flew out the sound of the culture of the
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belarusian, truth with the tulle and the presence of city smith you pancakes mait smith's lovers with their special nazga. who hates such a klush? people went to visit each other and everyone tried to love their guests with something savory, tasty and watering the architecture of belarus from the anchor, the wind suffocates the spirit from the outside, and in the morning everything is corrupted by ideal rules. these are the ones and here we can hit not only precious buttresses and rare ones for belarusians. architecture flying buttresses cultural projects on our tv channel in our program only the most pressing topics and questions. let's figure it out. why do we need these psychological add-ons? what are the
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boundaries of our self and where are we the real stars and expert psychotherapists, in fact, i am a well- deserved artist, though. i am a very bad artist. to me very many consider it strange and a freak. yes, you see, and he will ask around on the street. i thought that if i suddenly have some outlines for the crown , then my talent has become less than it is, they will teach me to safely resolve any conflict situations. we continue to dislike. i didn't insist in any way. watch the program to understand and neutralize on belarus 24 tv channel. to cook a dish, like in a restaurant, you need to think like a chef, if i see in the recipe that the tomatoes need to be cooked, then i immediately replace them with tomatoes in my own juice. it is much
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more profitable in a project for a week together with a culinary guru. we test recipes from the internet and in search of new recipes, we look at culinary sites, but is it these recipes are good, which is gaining a million views and the same number of likes. today we will check it and turn them into real masterpieces. they certainly complicate the recipes we have already. amazing delicious potatoes already have our usual cutlets, you can start dinner, but no. look how beautiful we did it looks just gorgeous, watch on belarus 24 tv channel.
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on september 18 , sunday, one start of the new tv season on belarus, after a slight reboot, breaks in and the tili news agency, the updated packaging of the studio in bright colors and replenishment among the leading ones. my name is vladislav bondar hello and that we invariably talk about the main events in the country and the world. see the issue of the age of castles for a chronicle of resistance and the main theses of the president to belarusians at the great forum, a motor rally and competition for

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