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[000:00:00;00] in the morning i changed my clothes, served them, then you can dance behind the wheel like at a wedding, this year i got to work for the first time in my entire life, here on the khol farm, i work on a combine harvester, for the first time i took the first thousand in the region, that’s certainly nice, i’m the first , and not someone else, who came out as a leader in the region, you have to work everywhere, it’s never easy anywhere, yes, it’s hard work, i’ll tell you. heavy, because i say, you can’t plow, you can’t sow , you can’t cultivate, you can’t go through chemical weeding, you can’t give fertilizers, plus weather conditions, there won’t be any fruit, i have bread always a good attitude, because you can’t throw away bread, even our parents taught us, even though we weren’t born in wartime during the siege, people there died of hunger for a crumb of bread, so bread is
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the crux of everything. you come home, you feel the urge to go to work, there is no such thing as i live in an apartment now, there is nowhere to go, it’s better at work than at home, it’s just not a habit, but a craving, so, but work, how to say, brings benefits to people, i think that our work, who works in agriculture, can still bring only benefits to people, there should be a market, love work, since you love work, i think it should bear some fruit. and if it relates, for example, just how, then it won’t work,
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what? in braslava, the azers are blue like the sky in the early days, which is on the right in the racing forest, at the beginning of the golden dawns, washing creatures and light, and the fall of heaven is known, the azers have accumulated charms for fabrics, smiling at the bastards, look for yourself, and
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never leave the sea, the bottom, which is zolace pyascha. i wish i could never stop, in braslau, azerbaijan, like every year, i am sick, i want it sustretstsa, no matter what we know, mountains, seas, azeras, we have never forgotten, my dear.
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patrus brouk. there are moments when you feel emptiness, when you do something big and important , and then suddenly there’s emptiness, like summer in a resort town, because everyone comes here with their own purpose, to swim in the sea, to see a dolphin, and the city is filled with tourists and falls in love in them , begins to offer them cotton candy through a telescope to look at the stars and a boat ride, and then everyone leaves and takes a piece of the city with them, and emptiness, autumn, after all it’s all strange, what’s the point in all this, huh? lesh, can you even hear me what i’m saying,
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but how else, how else? what are you looking for there all the time, explain to me, on the other hand, here’s music, for example, what’s the point in it?
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unclear. do you have a rifle there? what can you do? like even? well, play, why make noise, people, listen, are you a musician or not, they say, yes , come on, gentlemen, today a famous musician is coming with us, what’s your name, by the way, egor, famous musician egor, so here he is kindly i completely agreed for us today play your best composition for free, if anyone is against it, let them lobby you, we still have it... let's go, well, come on,
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don't let us down. thank you, thank you! thank you, fried said that we all meet those who exist in our subconscious, oh, so how can my subconscious speak if my ex-wife was there all the time, young man, please tell me what is made of this spatula? everything, just everything for the walls, well, yes, what do you need it for, for the walls. painting or for the facade, these two with a yellow handle, please, girl, can you it’s better to get married, i tried, it doesn’t help, why are you so formidable, you don’t like jokes
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, i don’t like clowns, what have they done wrong to you , they constantly organize a cheap circus, at the wrong time, winners, please, money, money, money, vasya, money , vasyanya, everything is on the internet, i’m telling you, okay , don’t drive me away, where are you from on the internet, and what ’s the point, three-year-old children are all rummaging around, you need to look into the future, vasyanya, the future? listen, give someone to the airport, and to the airport, i beg you, well, yes, my daughter is visiting today
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birthday, thank you, i promised her this smartphone, i beg you, i thank you, my, in how long? great, that means i still have time to get my wife to work, girl, should i let you down? hi, hi, did something
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happen, no, just decided
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to give my wife a ride to work? misha, hello, i wanted to call you, i just had an idea for a new novel, don’t sing, dad, what don’t you need, don’t sing any more ideas, that is, explain, there was a meeting of the founders, it’s hell, we understand , that we are no longer publishing you, well, dad, vic, wait, stop, what so they don’t publish it, why? because singing doesn’t sell, the founders decided that’s it, and why didn’t you tell them anything? well, what will i tell them, i’ve run out of arguments, they say, your books in the warehouse are only taking up space, well, you yourself said that this is a good book, misha, petya, well, what can i do if we have good books, no one reads, we differ in either the adventures of red beasts or gangster chronicles, mish, but maybe something can be thought of to
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sell it, i don’t know, there’s advertising, transition, what can i do, petenka, i’m done i tried, all i have to do is kill you, we value the dead more , as you know, in short, singing, i’ll keep the circulation in the warehouse for another month, that’s all i can do for you, the address of the warehouse where to pick up the parcels later, you’ll take the keys from the guard , hugs.
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stop it, it’s getting brighter, it doesn’t matter, i want a divorce, you thought well, yes. you definitely thought well, but what is there to think? do you have to get a divorce right away? well, you can live separately for a while, timur, we already live separately, you live here, you i wasn’t home all night again, i can’t do this anymore, but i earn money for my family , but this is all an excuse, and you earned a lot, it’s just not the season, it’s always
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the off season for us, have you ever thought, that a husband and father is not only about making money , we live without you, you understand, do you at least remember that it’s your daughter’s birthday today
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, but i remember, who’s here? they are ready to surprise and win, as the abbreviation gto stands for. denis, ready to work in defense, representatives of this sport are called yachtsmen, what kind of species sports? sail to sport, sail to sport. project participants will show their best. quality, this is the theorem, so called , the tangent theorem, that the tangent of a circle is perpendicular to the radius drawn to the tangent point, i refused, no, but because kondrat korapiva’s true name is kondrat kondratovich otrakhovich. fight for victory from the title of being the best. stop sign, what
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kind of geometric figure? circle sign. geometric figure, circle sign. well, yes, einstein. einstein? yes, there is no other option. poor thing, how much is it? made, also dynamite, watch the intellectual and entertaining show on the belarus 24 tv channel, in the breakfast of the champion project, we will tell you how to start your morning correctly, the ideal morning is probably to get enough sleep, have a good breakfast, a delicious protein breakfast, today you and i will prepare a rather unusual breakfast, it will this is in the asian style, these will be spring rolls with a sea cocktail, i adore... seafood, so i ca n’t wait to get started, let’s do some easy but effective exercises, we’ll show you exercises in pairs, it’s not only fun, fun, but also and motivates each other, we will get the most useful advice: the protein that people do not get during the day can be compensated for with some kind of seafood, it will be very healthy, fish is good, especially
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for women, it is a great helper in preserving the beauty of hair and skin , nails, but no one says that she is not good. for men, watch the champion's breakfast project on the belarus 24 tv channel . len, you're yelling at something like that, what do you have, a serious instrument, you can't say anything, well, something has frozen, is there? want, fedya, are you a moron? i'm glad to see you too, you're feeling better, you scared me to death, what the fuck are you doing here, is lunch ready? surprise, surprise, you and i have been divorced for six months, so what? is this a reason not to visit each other? i can’t stand
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your jokes, you used to say the opposite, before, give me back the spatulas? i won’t give it up, this is a cold weapon, now even a teaspoon in your hands is dangerous, put down the spatulas, get the keys out of here. len, well, you 're having a renovation, be patient, you 'll need it, okay, len, i'll just be there for an hour, i need to pick up some personal things, everything, i’ll leave right away, please, len, yes,
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hospitality is not your strongest trait. listen, egorka, well, you really made me happy, well done, listen, and you learned this at the conservatory, yes, what a conservatory there is in aleksandrovka, that’s how i select servants, a nugget or something, wow, in aleksandrovka, that means you give concerts, i work in aleksandrovka, like... everything, it’s clear, why come here? i read the advertisement, saxophonists are looking for a sign, i think, what if they take it? yes, of course, i'll take it, come on, good luck to you, self-made man, come on, don't bother with 3g here, i need it wi-fi, why do we need wi-fi, that we can’t come up with a gift like that, yeah, a book, a book, the best
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gift, well, how long will this publicity last, who’s from where, why? egor, wonderful, burn, egor, if you like it, everything is fine, in the evening you are already working at the banquet, let's start with the standards, let's go.
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okay, doxy. and you don’t remember, well, take the notes. guys, you’re on time, and we have a new saxophonist here, so you froze, continue. all
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in all, what did i ask you to play? doxy, okay.
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dead writers, that is! basis of tourism, tourism management, thank you, management of consumer preferences in the domestic sphere, what hey, what are you doing? you can’t do that with books, no, it’s just a wonderful world, you can’t take a step without some smart guy starting to tell you what ’s possible and what’s not, you yourself, what are you doing there? i, yes, you, yes, actually, i decided to throw myself, the person who teaches me to live, decided to end my life, it’s funny, and what have you, unrequited love, or maybe
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my mother doesn’t understand, a marketing ploy. i'm sorry, but i'm just a writer, of course, and i need to sell copies, and here, as you know, they only read dead writers, but the book is worth it, it seems to me, yes, but it seems to me, no , how do you know, you haven’t even read it, it’s immediately obvious that you have no imagination, that’s why, well, who creates such an informational occasion, people to attract attention, they stand on cranes on their heads, and you think that if you choose from the window you will become famous, and what should i do now? well, find a place, come up with it, record it on video and post it on the internet, yes, i somehow didn’t
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think about it, maybe you... maybe i should somehow help? you? yes, but what will happen to me for this? a book signed by a dead author. okay, i have an idea. say, please take the twenty-ninth route to aleksandrovka, either in an hour or
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at night, young man. dog weather, yes all shoes are wet, good jacket, thank you, yes. this one matches my eye color, why are you so gloomy
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, is something wrong? why are you so clumsy, you broke something, right? don’t worry, because there is an opinion that a person is given a limited amount of happiness in life if you bad luck here, it means you saved your happiness just for something more, for example, you broke a plate there or a cup, listen, i’m not in the mood to talk, it’s fixable, that’s how the law works, if you want to get something, then you have to . something first, you know, the law of conservation of energy, leave me alone, please, for example, give me your purchase, well, just as an option, well, it’s my job
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to offer, len, you’re an ex-wife, why are you making a scandal like the current one? fedya, you’re not stupid enough to break into someone else’s apartment without asking, i have something special circumstance, i’m leaving tomorrow, and i desperately need my things, i remember i left them with you. of course, not for my humble person, whatever, i’ve probably already thrown it away, but it doesn’t matter, just let me in, and i’ll look
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and immediately run away, lena, you forgot your spatulas, you quickly take what you need and get lost. just take the bags and stop eating my chocolate, what? did you call the taxi? well, i ’ve been standing here for half an hour, the client is not picking up the phone. so i arrived, i got it wrong, the client got the address wrong, yes, what
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should i do now, oh, and there’s also an airport, no, no, nothing, yes, why are you standing here? do you see this? what do you think this means? what's a taxi driver? okay,
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that's right. so what am i doing here? you are waiting for a client. well done, look, you guessed it. he's late. yes, so call him, you see, this is not a parking lot, you can’t stand here for a long time. yes, ivanovich, what, is there an airport? oh, no, well, that’s it, whatever, thank you, yes, that’s it, i’m on my way, let’s go. dad, one kotomovo got a bad grade today because they
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locked up the new teacher in the class, they even called his parents to the principal, that’s right, teachers should be respected, dad, you won’t swear, no, i won’t, they gave me a bad grade in mathematics, how come , you’re an excellent student, tatyana nikolaevna said that i was inattentive, well, i need to be more careful, i thought you’d be called to school too, no, from -they don’t call you for c grades, but it’s a pity, dad, where are you going? my little one, i have something to do, but
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i’ll be back in the evening, there’s soup, puree, cutlets in the refrigerator, just don’t eat it cold, be sure to heat it up. don't be sad, the troika will fix this nonsense. we are pleased to continue to talk about the cities of belarus. our starting point routes, like most tourists, station square, author's routes. it's hard to believe, but
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they were once on this earth. forests, and also here was the largest trade route from the vorak to the greeks, the most mysterious places , in the very heart of broadway a unique clock, initially there were no hands on it, later they appeared, but the clock did not show the correct time, interesting myths and legends, they say that here in the central square, under the asphalt, a unique paving stone has been preserved; it was brought here in soviet times from the krevsky castle, see city ​​program on our tv channel, we talk about the manufacturing enterprises of our country. the most important quality of our products is that they are made from natural raw materials. we have a large assortment, condensed milk with sugar, with all sorts of fillings, coffee, chicory, purposeful people united by one common goal, they are capable of much. we share their story of development and achievements. everything that
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is produced today by our enterprise, the estimate is very large, the maximum monthly production volume of tin cans can reach up to 25 million cans per month, we want to introduce some additional capsule lines so that we can attract more buyers, as a rule, only the best is said about our products, look in the program: a quality mark on our tv channel. so, where are you taking me, it depends on what you prefer, to shoot yourself, to throw yourself from a cliff, from massages, or to hang yourself, self-implantation, no, that, shooting yourself would be quite
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noble, only with a weapon it’s tight, all that remains is to throw yourself with a gun hang myself, throw myself i’ve already tried, hanging myself is quite traditional for a writer, i assumed, why should we come here , why, why, we need to buy a rope, we need to, let’s go, as soon as david bowie died, everyone immediately started listening to him, don’t you think that these we are trimming the pusovoy to commit suicide. hello, what kind of rope do you need? well, i don’t know, i don’t think it’s possible to have a thin one, why do you need it? to hang yourself, well then it's up to you. why did you throw books out of the window? i do not want to study. what do you want? i don't know what i want. we need to decide. you yourself first
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define. yes, well, probably this one, well, where now, how to where, to the laundry room, for soap.
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hey, hey, damn, damn! did you call the taxi? no thanks, i'm on mine. let's go, what else is this, who are you, come on , get out of the car, where are your parents?
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parents, over there, he’s about to leave, it’s you who called the taxi, yes, yes, please, but it’s white. with the car, i've seen enough movies, right? no, that won’t do, you ’re a petty hooligan, just get out of the car and go home, it wasn’t enough to run after your father and then make him pay, come on, i have money, i’ll pay for it myself, no, no, just don’t pour money out of the box now, then collect change for half an hour in the car, come on, i don’t have change in my piggy bank, but what do you have there? that's it, let's go,
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quickly get into the back seat and buckle up. books are on the top left, but i don’t need books, documents, well, no, show your imagination, how do i know what you need now, no, as always, for the world to know about the great circus artist, fyodor elyutin, explain, clown. by the way, clowning today brings in good income, do you want to come back to me? back off, look up there, there's a lot of junk on the closet. she's wobbly, see? it’s okay, i
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can stand you, the stool will stand you, documents, books, everything, your imagination has dried up, are you giving up? fedya, i don’t care what you ’re looking for there. if only you left quickly. well, it broke my heart again, and if i fall, you will feel sorry for me, you will treat me cruelly, but everything is fine , yes, everything is getting better and better, every second, and... oh, i found it, my good girl, i found it,
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that's great, here we are, do you like it?
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okay, wait, what can it do? let's go for a ride, you are you serious now? yes, the last time i skated with my dad was when i was 6 years old, do you feel sorry? why did you decide to become a writer? i, i don’t know, probably wanted to change the world. and you, who did you want to become? i don’t know what i want at all,
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i know what i don’t want. and what don't you want? i don’t want to live in this stupid city, i don’t want to go to boring classes, everything is so standard , what to do here, serve tourists, be stingy, but you just need to find your own business, what business can there be, why choose? well, i don’t know, go to another city, do to another university, i can’t, no, you can’t, you’re just too lazy to change your life, but what’s the point? what does it mean, what's the point? do you do what you want? so what?
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here we are. please hurry. we’ll have time, you have to understand, it’s not every day that i’m ordered to follow another car, i’m a small girl with dictatorial tendencies, maybe you can tell me where we’re going, why,
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no. no, great, well, i tried it, what is it, what is it, is it music, what was a double student at school? no, what? my dad says that only those who listen to this kind of music who was in prison, they are locked up there because they study with a bad grade, for bad grades they are put in the last desk, and not in prison, this is a song, by the way, and there is a meaning in them, you listen, the devil knows, give good
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music on the. and you're not going to go out? we need to follow him, see where he goes? so, stop, you got something mixed up, i’m not your personal driver, so either you get out or i ’ll take you home, i shouldn’t have had you at all. so are you coming out or should i call the police? why go to the police? i’ll say that i caught the double, that’s it i'm tired of this, here you go, i need to know what to know, this is my dad, he said he's going to work, apparently he has a good job, you don't know him, i have the best dad, he buys balloons when i’m... sad, well, yes, this is of course an indicator, but where is your mother, let me take you to your mother,
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she’s on a business trip in another city, it sucks, no one needs me, so let’s go home, uh,
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wait, where are you going , honey, you have a screwdriver. sunny, you don’t need everything, i’ll do it, you don’t eat everything there without me, okay, honey, you’re alive there, where your bus? do you still want to get rid of me? but they say women are fickle people. sing, why the hell are you hanging around here, you and i are strangers to each other , ex-wife, closest relative, seriously, wallpaper in this apartment? yes, it’s immediately
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obvious that there’s no man in the house, where did you get that from? you lived here for 3 years finger. i didn’t hit my finger, but it’s fixable, you can do it somehow more carefully, who will do the flooring later, i’ll do it perfectly, like everything i do, if you remember, i remember that in 3 years you haven’t screwed in a single screw, this is what i remember, give it here, no, what are you doing, this is a man’s job, i’ll do it myself, i’ll do it, i didn’t drag this can to you so that you could smear everything here now, i didn’t tell you, so there’s not
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a single screw, you real moron, fenya . kali bachysh, what kind of outstanding people were born in the day, you might think that they were more reasonable for us. architecture, entire countries speak to us, change
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their language, and we can understand that. nyasvizh town hall - the month of the center of the economic, legal and cultural life of the city, the symbol of the volnace and good nastsi garajan. a sign of their independence and adkaznasty for their city. architectural phoenix, which is pasta from the historical past. history of the town hall in the radzivila stalin nesvizhy associated with the name of mikalaya kryshtof, orphans

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