in total, in the history of the union championships, the footballers of the main club of the belarusian republic were on the podium four times. minsk spartak at 54 became a bronze medalist, as did dynamo in 1963. the peak happened in 1982, when dynamo won gold. a year later , the bronze medal took place, which is exactly 40 years old today. the backbone of that team is students from belarusian football schools. the sports review is on the air later, and we'll see you. at 15:00, see you on air. arina sabalenka failed to make it to the final for the second year in a row wta championship. the belarusian lost to the yoke of szwiatek 3-6-2-6 the day before in two sets. the meeting in the final lasted an hour and 37 minutes. the polish woman will next night play with the fifth racket of the world , jessica pigula from the usa. in case of triumph on the accords. will return to the top of the planetary

table, where sabalenko is still located. neman in pursuit of dynamo minsk, the grodno team beat slavia 2:0 in the match of the twenty-seventh round of the belarusian football championship in mozyrei. egor zubovich and yuri pantse scored in the confrontation. to by the way, the clubs met twice in a week, also in the 1/8 finals of the national cup, where neman was also stronger, they played well, in principle, just those moments that were there, there should have been a lot of chances earlier. he was a good guy, he played karate in goal, he took a lot of chances, so of course, we played the whole game from a position of strength, igor kovalevich is only one balub behind dynamo, but the capital will play their match of the tour today, the dynamo derby will be held in brest, at 15 :50 live broadcast will begin on belarus 5.

seryozha, i understand, bah, everyone is already asleep, but not turn on the light. here you go, 3.4, nook.

well, so be it, you don’t have enough knowledge, i’ll ask one last question to test your wits. in africa , very large cross-section wires are used on high-voltage lines. why? it's very hot in africa. well, the wires are heating up. and, just like, ammic resistance. a developing country, now he won’t entrust it, most likely, it’s a family thing, no ability for technology, neither dad, nor mother,

nor grandmother, even with a discount for heredity, i won’t give you more than a c. you can go, thank you still why? what "why? why do they use thick wires in africa? monkeys, young man, hang on wires and they break, if they are thin, of course. yes, i told you, the question is about intelligence, which means i shouldn’t take the next exam, i guess not , you know what kind of competition, uh-huh, goodbye,

bah, it’s me, bah, i got a c in physics, and didn’t score the required number of points, anya, anya, what a horror, what a horror, anya, what a horror, seryozha failed, congratulations, i knew for a long time that you were a worthless person, he was preparing for exam with such disgust, and today all night long i showed negative and positive in my bathroom, i imagine what will happen when my father finds out, i also imagine, mom, by the time he arrives i will get a job, how will you get a job, as a janitor, i must, i must call immediately kirill vasilyevich, he’ll come up with something, you don’t need to come up with anything, i’ll come up with everything myself, today, what did he say

, if he had an idea, but he didn’t even have anything in mind, i ’ll come home, only i’ll come home as someone else , okay? accountants, bulldozer operators, plumbers, even a gardener is needed, but i don’t know how not to drive a bulldozer or plant flowers. all my life i have been someone, i was a schoolboy, before that i went to kindergarten, a child is also a profession.

an hour ago i was an applicant, and now for the first time in my life, i became a nobody.

sorry, yes, yes, your park does not require workers, workers. yes, without any qualifications, without any, uh -huh, i need, for example, i need a director, come with me, that’s just what they call it, a director, in fact you just need to keep order. with the hooligans, what nonsense are these times?

sunk, you know that old word, it’s found in classical music, in flight, i remember earlier, right after the war, they decided to beat me, seven were waiting around the corner, although as they say, seven don’t wait for one, but oh well, let’s not remember, i did too i started as a director, and now you see where i’m sitting? director, if you’re careful, you’ll also be a director, well, i agree, i agree, oh, good, if the visual propaganda doesn’t hang anywhere, and the statues aren’t lying around, then everything is in order, that means i’m happy with you, last name first name and patronymic name last name, first name , and savinov, sergeych,

savinov, such an artist, there is savinov, i heard, i heard, this is my dad, good news , you see, your father is an artist, and you are already a director, listen, maybe you can persuade your father to perform with us through an acquaintance, huh? by the way, does he know what position you are applying for with us? is it bad or what? why bad? i'm not saying that. okay, bring your passport and two photographs. if only your father vaporizes you, i have nothing to do with it.

on the third day, i told the director that i had absolutely nothing to do, and he said: go back. to the left, what does it mean, work at i’m doing well, and my chances of rising to a director’s position in the future are increasing, and 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, that’s it, here’s the finale of the dance, so please, please give me the tape, attention, everyone is ready to dance , pulled yourself up, give a normal dance line, center line, give a dance line, become free, dance requires space, attention, one two, byna, one, two, okay, one, dot, two, dot, light jump,

forward, one, two, one, two, yes , one, two, sixth, one, looked, okay, one, two, three, again, one, two, take out, one, two, take out, where, why do you take the horse, when i get drunk, then you will command me, and... and now you will lose, why is that ? because they ignored the advice of the candidate for master, now we’ll see where he is a candidate? let's see, are you hooked? why are you wearing a bandage? go and expose the ugliness. give people a cultural break, that’s your task, understand? i understand, they told you, this is checkmate, let me go, let me go,

i count to three times. two, duty officer, i can dance with you, just don’t look around, if they’re pestering you, there’s a policeman nearby, he’s a good friend of mine, well, if i had to, i would have guessed it myself, and don’t look at me like that at all, your face is photogenic, photogenic, you look good in photographs, nonsense, oh, well, you ’ve never looked good, that’s you the photos were taken by inexperienced photographers, you have expressive eyes, you just need to open your forehead a little, just without your hands, if you want, i’ll take a picture of you as soon as possible, now, now i don’t have a camera, it’s dark anyway, let’s do it tomorrow,

preferably at three, whoever’s better, according to the sun better. i 'll make a huge portrait for you, and a huge one for me. i don’t need it, i need a lot of little ones so that they invest in the convet, okay, i agree, we can still dance , i still have nothing to do, i don’t need it anymore, oh well, i’ll come, only the day after tomorrow, and don’t think anything at all, eh. duty officer, let's go, let's go out, talk, i know these conversations, let's go out together, and there will be 10 of you against one, uh-huh, yes, no, eye to eye,

civilized. let's go, let's go, i'm coming, i'm coming, redhead, where did he take you, he's sticking to his t-shirt, understand? oh, you deceived me once, next time i won’t believe you, of course you brush it aside, but remember, you will be ashamed later. oh, okay, i'll beat you alone. come on, when the monkey picked up a stick, it turned into a man, and you , what am i, and you’re a comedian, okay, live, maybe we’ll laugh some more, let’s go, let’s go.

an unknown hooligan broke the hand of a statue of a tennis player, inventory number 16, so you calmly watched him commit his vile hooliganism, right? there were three of them, three, it won’t do, savinov, when i was a director, not a single bastard could touch the equipment, i remember they were waiting for me seven, seven. one had to work without the police, so you yourself asked for just one batch, that’s right, let the guy learn, let him get used to taking care of his property, the damage is significant, a break at the wrist, right here, but the frame is intact, some kind of wire it’s sticking out inside, it means it’s intact, now take out the plaster and plaster the damage yourself, clearly,

clearly, where to get it, who, plaster. in the pharmacy, brother, in the pharmacy, you need to be taught this too, got it, yeah, belarus and russia will launch a joint production of aircraft and build a second railway line from belarus to st. petersburg and the region, as for cooperation in general with russian regions, belarus is making it from where further joint projects can be extended to other subjects of the federation. the domestic pharmaceutical industry is gaining momentum, this is not only an increase in the range and production volumes, but also how are we conquering the market? our enterprises annually replenish their range with new drugs, 95% of which are produced under the import substitution program. work continues on

creating innovative products, one of them is a unique compound to combat cancer. there are more than 122,000 large families living in the country, and their support is a national priority. with the birth or adoption of the third and subsequent child in the family, the state assigns family capital. already. almost 130,000 deposit accounts have been opened, and families with many children can dispose of their capital ahead of schedule. news, analytics, expert comments and interesting facts, watch the event program on thursdays on the belarus 24 tv channel. the most tragic thing happened in the history of our civilization in general, the soviet union collapsed. connivance with evil leads to the fact that evil grows in full bloom, they were going to build anti-russia out of us, according to the ukrainian scenario , arming belarus with nato weapons , instructors, bases, probably only in

the union of those three countries, we will have a very strong future, the west is simply doesn’t want to let three nations or one whole unite, we live in a state of war all the time, informational, yes it exists, it’s very a strong, zombifying war, because any physical war must then happen. with the departure of coca-cola from tv screens, state television broadcasting will collapse in an independent sovereign country with a strong-willed president with a sufficiently developed economy, no matter what they say about the project, don’t be silent, don’t miss new episodes on the belarus 24 tv channel

. if on a winter night, if on a winter night, if during the day and at night, suddenly believe that summer is coming. the shadows will become softer, let it be shorter for you, those who will return to us from sad and passionate believes in this, the main thing is to believe that it is impossible otherwise, there were losses, there will be successes. nobody knows why swans take off into the darkness and fly there, and with skies they get up and lead them where

they fly unknown, no one knows how i would like, so i would like, so i would like in the starry sky, watered like a bird, so that it can fly , it flew far, fly again to home, to home, to return to home, the main thing is to believe that it is impossible otherwise, there were losses, there will be successes. there were losses, there will be successes, there were. my classmate zhorko assured me that

the surest way to meet a girl is get her a tram ticket.

what else is this? yes, i'm looking. in general, a humorist, but where are the hands, and the dial, who allowed you to mock a sculptural work, this work has a guest stamp on the heel, a number and a price, i myself see that it’s not the aphrodite of knit, but we are not supposed to have the apollos of belved, so please with your heart root for what you have, for this stuffed animal number 16. stuffed, because it is listed in your confident inventory. eh, guy, i thought you’d work for a year, i appointed you as the head of the sector. for what? what do you mean why? i myself i was once behind the sector, then i rose to become the head of okho, and now here i am.

they entrusted the whole park, director. so what? i wanted to say that i had no interest in administrative activities at all. do you know that as the boss of aho, i had to lay the foundations for these effigies with my own hands, since foundations were not provided for in the estimate. and the benches, these same ones, already. being the director, i also had to paint with my own hands, that you me, since the painter was not on the staff list, why are you shouting at me, then cast yourself, if you are a jack of all trades, don’t hold me back, if i get really angry, we can’t work together, i already understood that.

i’ll submit an application to my deputy, serge, come on, pour it out here, hello, stasik, get up, show me , just don’t fall like last time, don’t be a coward. i'm tying everything up, do you hear? i hear you quit every day, don’t believe me, stand up, oh, and the circus director believes me, he told me, stop drinking, i’ll get you back into the program, bench, seryozha, you ’re the one talking to stasik, he’s baba varya, i beg you, stasik, it's not. capacity,

let's stand up, the whole world knows stanislav andro, and he works as a ticket distributor, again, nothing will work out for us, oh, i told you, he's a nonentity, what is he good for, seryozha, he's right, what i heard today, i i thought my grandson works re it turns out that he’s just a bouncer on the dance floor, i won’t survive this, you will, i don’t work anymore, above the point mark, yeah, you were promoted, i myself was kicked out, he was a real master, as if the light

was well set, and ... it was possible to shoot, but he kept running around, adjusting the spotlights, shouting, damn shadow, it will drive me crazy. then, when everything was ready, he ordered me to look straight into the lens and said: tell me that a bird will fly out, or you still won’t believe it, i say, i won’t believe it, but tell me anyway, then he shouted, this boy will be a poet, he knows how to believe in what he doesn’t believe in, and you grew up and let him down, but at least you became famous, no , i’m not showing it because it’s me, but because it’s good, it was filmed, it was filmed, the old man was amazing, he ordered it dad should buy me a camera, so why didn’t i become a photographer? if you didn’t want to be a poet, and didn’t think about it, it’s like that, for yourself, but for me, you could do it like this, you like this portrait better, yeah, i wonder where they sold those earrings? are you asking me or her?

you see, she’s shot so well that you start asking her questions, but it’s all about the lighting, it gives the face a solemn quality, well, that’s okay. of course, i could take a picture of you on the street, but on the street everything is lit from above, and this is too boring, give me a ski, well , give me a ski, so look here, a little higher than your head, it’s still low, i can’t do it here anymore. bathhouse, cracks, come on, stand even higher, i won’t climb, you’re mocking me, stupid, i want you to be even more beautiful, very

beautiful barefoot on books, books are not in the frame, nonsense, where are you looking, look here, come on , i’m shooting, well, the girl breaks her spine, and he catches the shot, don’t you think, my son is a photographer, hello, dad, hello, you hurt yourself, right? you know, one time, he forced my grandmother onto this closet, he wanted to take it off, but he ran out of film, my grandmother said, take me off, she said, i can’t take it off, the film ran out, he said take it off, he only understands... what's your name? may, may, wow

, great, well, it was nice to meet you, your father is funny, he plays in the drama theater, he’s the one, you guessed it, i can’t even believe that such a person could strangle a woman? you are mistaken, today he will strangle me, he has never strangled me like that before, a pampered creature, a potential parasite , ilya, with what pleasure i would give him to the army, to serve, not in ours, of course, in the tsar’s, but yes, to serve for 25 years, that ’s it, yeah, they won’t take us to ours, just another year you will have to wait, youth is retribution, as one ancient persian said. this was said by ipsen, eternal with his ancient persian, mother, henrik ibsen, henrik, who is at the end of the k, henrik, uh-huh,

he’s still correcting, the failed director is a bouncer, well, let him remain a bouncer, because it’s not the place that a person paints, you have to stand stupid in the eyes and despising himself, a slacker. but in my opinion, he doesn’t despise himself, he despises us. do you remember our cat-murka? she despised us for feeding her and stroking her fur. keep in mind, from this day on i start stroking him only against the stroke. i have you, where are you going? my film is being developed. if you always lead me against the fur, then the fur will gradually settle in the other direction and will again be along the fur. that your hair will stand on end or i kirill, don’t have children, i’ve seen a child, and by the way, about typson, the child is right, at

the end - well, it’s nonsense, we’ll check it now, but in general seryozha always wrote exceptionally competently, not like his dad, yes, you know, not from his mind, he just has an eye like a camera, visual memory, it seems to me too, anya, when i imagine our murka, because her name was not murka, but katka, nothing like that, katka is the cat of stasik’s ex-wife, but stop it, comrades, about katka, we need to talk about the earring , i have a big idea, ah, yes. ilya, why, every time i develop a new film, everything that i shot before seems boring, gray and uninteresting to anyone, it seems that everything starts

again from this very moment, do you hear, seryozha, for the last time we are deciding you, kirilla vasilyevich will talk to you in the editorial office, taking into account your inexplicable literacy, okay, mom, i just beg you, don’t turn on the light, please. what about seryozha? misfortune? on the contrary, grandma, look, happiness.

oh, no, look, you see the eyes, i photographed her in the fall, that’s why she doesn’t pose, she had no time for that, okay, grandma, this is my best shot, okay. seryozhenka, you hang this portrait with me , grandma, i’ll make you a big photograph, no, no, well, why do you need this small one, well , well, look how many small ones you have here, no, no, and i’ll make you a big portrait in

the center, seryozha, it’s... wonderful, wonderful that you start your life like this, seryozha, yes, it’s good that you were encouraged to become a proofreader, you can’t even imagine, selyosha, what a long path to finding mistakes i had to go. before i found my calling at this table, i was even a house manager, well, let's look at the proofs, we'll see, well done, you just have an absolute ear for words, well, tell me why you think that if the error is not grammatical, only the rector can... wash your hands, you think, right?

i don’t know, but the proofreader should know everything, and even that the initials of grushko zaamursky are not n, p. i don’t even know who grushko zaamursky is, then you should have immediately rushed to the encyclopedia and immediately found out the initials of paval ivanovich, gaushko zamursky, a famous professor in the sixties of the last century, their theologian. moreover, the text was typed by straw, and she always has the most errors. why more? is she illiterate? it's worse, she sings when she runs over, she sings. what's wrong didn't they do it to her? and the deputy committee worked on it, and reprimands were announced, he sings. apparently she's just unhappy with her job. you, too , probably think, proofreader, office worker, delusion. proofreaders even helped the revolution.

when nicholas ii ascended the throne, a typo was deliberately made in one st. petersburg newspaper, the next day all of russia read that a cow was placed on the tsar’s head, not a crown, but a cow, and this undermined the tsar’s authority. actually, we were told at school that the tsar’s authority was undermined on bloody sunday, yes, of course, of course, but this case too. for some reason i have a feeling that you will love our work with all your heart, really, hello , i don’t know , just one chance to show your strength, this is a ball of thread, oriadic thread, oriadic thread,

absolutely correct answer, as perpet is translated from latin mobile, i took latin 2 years ago, the last time, this is an amazing revelation, to demonstrate your intellectual potential to the whole country, what are you going to do, well , our participants click absolutely at the same time, which english football club does it play its home matches at san park stadium? pavel, everton, absolutely right, the smartest and bravest gather here, not only the east, it’s a delicate matter, building a tower from crooked elements is also a subtle art, what. you were prompted by this idea, i love ballet, alexander gleb, alexander gleb, absolutely right, this is the correct answer, one of the best football players in the history of belarus, watch in intellectual and entertainment shows, on the belarus 24 tv channel

. lack of discipline is a failure, a failure - this is war, it all starts with the economy, the same applies to international politics , for some it may... seem strange that while the whole world is in the fires of military conflicts, the president speaks not about war, but about the economy, but he does this just for in order to stop the war, with regards to exports, which lukashenko personally did in recent years, that is, after sanctions , he agreed with putin that part of the production for products critically needed by russia would be organized in belarus, moreover, russia would finance this, and the produced product guaranteed to buy at a high price. alexander grigorievich encourages us to learn from the mistakes of others. and not to stuff your bumps on your own, and the future of the countries in our unions, and therefore the future of belarus, depends on how well his partners hear him, propaganda project, watch on the tv channel belarus 244,

hello, hello, i brought it, but maybe not right away, maybe we’ll go to the cinema, no, the film is interesting , there’s one character who says hi all the time, and here i am, he’s sent to the germans for reconnaissance, he runs into everyone’s hut, and show him nonsense, show me!

tear it up in front of my eyes, why tear it up, what nonsense, tear it up now , tear it up yourself, my hand won’t rise, it almost will , it’s a work of art, a nice piece of work, my hair is all disheveled, i went to the hairdresser specifically, but nonsense, nonsense itself, bye, bye.

i want you to sweat even more, to make you sparkle, you know? and take me off at my full height, okay, for the poster, why do you need the poster, tie it up again, you don’t know, the director included me in the program, i’m his future swore by children, oh-oh-oh-ma, six times a year , he says, i allow you to drink, new year’s on the birthday of your best friend, your wife, you don’t have a wife anymore, it will be, it will come back, everything will be. i will perform on a big stage in your park, and you will announce me, russian

hero, stanislav andro, who conquered the city of copenhagen, i no longer work in the park, but where? i now work as a proofreader at a newspaper, i don’t remember something you were interested in as a child, but is it really necessary in childhood? but what, as long as i remember you, i kept throwing something, i threw bricks, i threw irons, i threw a cat, and now i’m distributing a ticket, this is incompatibility, nonsense, no, no, this is straw, it’s simply impossible. the insert demonstrated increased skill,

the exhibition demonstrated increased skill? well, yes, what kind of exhibition? serezhenka, what difference does it make what exhibition? some kind of regional photo exhibition? well, okay, well, one, two errors, four errors in one line? no, i can’t, my eyes just hurt, let me subtract. take seryozha. only with triple attention demonstrate your grown-up mastery, grown-up mastery.

hello, hello, well, we were friends, i will never forget. i’ve been working as an executive secretary for 17 years, and i’ve never had such a mistake before, a mistake, whose job is it, in soterical works, amateurs hid the existing shortcomings, they opened it, you know, they opened it, they hid it, i probably have telephones in my office now. which one of you edited this article? i ruled. i knew it. we take god knows who from kindergarten, but

you will answer as an adult. i beg to the main thing. wait. i'm a senior proofreader. and i am ultimately responsible for all mistakes. i don't need fake defendants. i need a good job. in the meantime, the person in charge. a pre-conscription conscript is sitting at a post, this is a man, first of all, a man who is starting life, shame on olga pavlovna, this is demagoguery, excuse me, i understand, your pre-retirement age is conducive to this tender complacency, this is for you, you should be ashamed to talk to a woman like that, seryozha, please come out, i won’t come out, if i’m guilty, let him kill me scolds, seryozha, i don’t need defenders, i ask you, come out!

hello seryozha, why are you so sad, didn’t get enough sleep, it’s worse, and why did you miss a mistake? mine, yours, i haven’t been singing for 3 days, how can it be, you see, i’m gnawing on candy, you want , you’re very angry with me there, it’s my own fault, olga pavlovna says, in order to see other people’s mistakes, you have to kill the reader in yourself. i have already killed half of the readers, this is when the article is about some kind of crepose prophylaxis, and when it is so interesting, about the exhibition, no, you know, i

probably still sang, saarinov, listen, maybe you should go see a doctor, maybe it’s some kind of illness, but i don’t know, you know, actually, i, i always sing, you know, i’ve had this since childhood, singing. if you want candy, take it all, i still have a whole bag, no, thank you, god, why are we so unhappy, come in, confused, why, is the work day over, no, not yet, here’s a woman.

of course, i can be impatient, this is my job , you know, but she didn’t raise her voice, but she defended you, go, work for the good, but what about a mistake, but you’ll have to answer for a mistake, but what the same, but an error. there are different mistakes, we’ll warn olga palovna as a senior proofreader, well, i made a mistake, it wouldn’t be fair, listen, savinov, go to work and don’t make mistakes, the rest is none of your business, you know, how glad i am that you ’re worried, seryozha , now you will stop

making mistakes and become a proofreader. but this is dishonest, because i made a mistake, it’s nothing, everything worked out fine, i assure you, for me a warning is a trifle, but for you it could end in tragedy, i know how the first failure can cripple you, it it can simply turn a person away from what he loves, but you’re off to work, seryozha. but olga palovna, it would be nice if scientists would invent a machine. car, what car? a proofreader's car, instead of you and me, a proofreader's car? is it possible. the machine plays chess, translates from english, which means it’s possible, but

we need to put our soul into our work. but she will have the productivity of an entire division of proofreaders and no one will be responsible for anyone, it will be terrible, seryozha, this is simply, simply monstrous, well, how could you come up with this, and why don’t you, today i was wrong, tomorrow you can be wrong, i see how tired you are in the evening, i’m tired, very tired, but this is disgusting fatigue. seryozha, this is happiness, the incomparable happiness of the benefit brought. you, close the door, we're busy. do you want to give this happiness to a brainless machine? you're kidding, seryozha. if this is a joke, it's a bad one.

and if you really think so. well, i could understand solomin, she doesn’t love her work, she sings because she’s bored, but you, if you’re bored with proofreading, well, that means i was mistaken in wishful thinking , and as sad as it is for me, you didn’t give birth. with a proofreader, yes, what is a proofreader, a poet, a writer, leo tolstoy, or what ? higher, higher, he is given the right to correct the mistakes of a fat man, but isn’t it more interesting to make mistakes all your life like a fat man than to correct other people’s mistakes all your life, yes, all your life. mistakes,

because of this, i probably didn’t have time to make my own, but you see, seryozha, it’s like explain this to you? i am unhappy in only one thing, if i were given more rights, the poor russian language, it has 100,000 words, but it doesn’t, it is distorted, and it cannot even answer the offenders with at least one of those swear words that it is so rich in , and well, do you want this pain of mine? give it to a robot, but after all, this is not necessary, it’s simply impossible for everyone to think the way you do, you can just be honest about

your responsibilities, thousands of people work like this, these are unhappy people, they are counting the days until retirement, i didn’t want to would like to see you among them, seryozha. the executive secretary was not surprised when i submitted my resignation letter to him, he simply took it and signed it, as if he had known for a long time that i was not born as a proofreader, as if it was necessary, probably, in fact, it was necessary for the business, and what i needed, no one could tell me. are you singing again? you know what, give up everything to hell and go to the conservatory, maybe some

girl dreams of becoming a linotypist, and you will be wasted here until retirement, because you are a happy person if you have this since childhood. i quit, goodbye, what would he have done if he had the same reason for passion as i do, and i, a stupid and pathetic degenerate, loitering in sleepy laziness, no, lounging around in sleepy laziness. finger! and i, a fart and a pathetic degenerate, loitering in sleepy laziness, kirillo vasilyevich called you, he also wrote about your plant, about you, about your plant,

yes, yes, you, savinov, igor petrovich, we are ready, okay, well you yourself, what you know how to do, i can learn something if you give me something simpler. unfortunately, our cleaning lady's position is already taken, you know what it is is that? no, this is an electrolytic capacitor, do you know its purpose? but it doesn’t matter, here it says capacity 200 microfarads, below. it’s clear, this means that if the actual capacity is 260 or 160, the capacitor is good, if it’s more or

less, it’s not good, interesting, i’m telling you this not for interest, but so that you know what you’ll be doing, the rest will be explained to you in the workshop , the frequency of the second block was measured. not yet, but what about the modulation coefficient? thank you, just like always, without checking the diode, i connected the electrolyte, turned on the device, and started measuring regimes, but it’s all over him, well, he’s hammered, and what happened, an explosion, something always happens to him. can you imagine if he connected a capacitor to the power supply, you can imagine, i can imagine, only vaguely, but what do you mean?

the explosion would have happened instantly, his fingers would have been torn off, they say his face was black with soot, and he was all scared, and we were scared, listen, guy, help me carry this chest to the rack, i recently had a hernia cut out, but he’s briot, he the hernia was cut out 3 years ago, don’t believe it, they never cut out his hernia, he used a barbell is engaged. a hernia is not cut out, it is sutured, a hernia is a protrusion of internal organs through some opening in the muscles, how can it not be cut out, listen, my dear friend, in my opinion you have a vague idea about a hernia, no, i’m just talking about a hernia i know everything, i used to work as a proofreader, i once edited an article, and it was called that, kryzha.

he also worked as a proofreader, but why did his career end, and not for me , it turned out, well, hammer, wait, wait, i know, your name is sergei, and my name is yura, thank you, yura, is that you? what about yourself? sami are you collecting for abroad? of course, ourselves. you are like diplomats. you work on behalf of the entire soviet union. mr. peter, diplomat, gavel. hammer. but mr. vasya is not a diplomat. mr. sersh, mr. bob, mr. eugene, and sir pupa. what kind of noise can you hear throughout

the entire plant? who is this? ygr. who is igrik? well, igor petrovich, you were with him yesterday, and oh, look, ours is starting to bring public benefit, i was already unexpected. grandma sealed the pan. our grandmother's opened. and soldering abilities, i will write on this pan, the winner student from defeated teacher, modesty manifests itself in him, completely unexpected. kiril, eil, what do you think? rosin, oh, clever girl, but for what? well, to rub, bow.

this violin, this violin, an esthete, as soon as you are trusted to write essays about working people, this is rosin, my dear, in order to solder pots and coffee pots, and where are you in a hurry, guys, i’m filming, they found something to buy a special one.. are we hammers? yes, we are not hammers, yes, i ’m serious, guys, maybe just rumors, guys, what rumors, they brought several thousand, but what it happened, you understand, we urgently need to select 500 capacitors, all exactly 200 microfarats, we are all being imprisoned for your work, and we have the highest category, i know that it is the highest, by the way.

there’s nothing to be done, the order is of special importance, if you want to know, i hope no additional explanations will be required, igor petrovich will not be required, well, now from me personally, i beg you, old people, don’t let me down, but what can i say, igor petrovich realized, for we’ll get it done in two weeks, no, we need it in a week, we can do it in 3 days, even in two. after all, in this case we are interested in 200 m in the capacitor or not 200, right, so we set the device to the number 200 tightly? if there is no signal in the speaker, it means it is not 200; how much more or less is not important for us in this case. edison kulibin, hammer. congratulations, this is the first constructive idea to come out of your head. take a look and you will become a passable radio technician. is there

a paradox in life? no, there is no paradox in sight. there is no need to create any illusions about this. i'm bored even holding diagrams in my hands, which yura and petra read like detective novels. i am a gray, mediocre person, it’s time to tell myself this directly, and live calmly among people, who are the majority. we'll have quite a lot of fun together. go through, go through, please allow me, i used to think that i need to go out.

they sleep, and then they give them legs, club of editors, an ordinary european man in the street, he sits under the threat of war, he is frightened by the terrible putin, the terrible lukashenko, the migration crisis, while he has terrible economic problems, he does not understand where to go, people, instead , to fight for their rights, they are losing these ideological guidelines , americans, they have the task of building europeans, they do it methodically, with the help of the british, a sacred economic vessel, and the european union is slowly turning into a chamber pot with stars on the rim. europe will not get anything from this war, except for the destruction of the economy, this is already happening, the loss of sovereignty, this is already happening, and third, the socio-political problems that will arise, this is what europe will get from the ukrainian crisis. we don't owe anyone

look around when we organize our home. don't miss the belarus 24 tv channel . we can obtain abaronial doilitstva from the right-wing architecture. and all for this period of time round velvets are characteristic. they floated to the pharmaceutical economic centers of the country and a zillion extraordinary people. some myastechki, garads, which were previously significant in magdybur, lost their significance in the attacks of the kali kaigunka. geta was there. revalutsyya, gygunka bent navakolle, cultural-asvetnitskiy project architecture of belarus. gety kastsel does not end and ў savetskiy period, kali vyalіkaya kolkastsya temple stratsіla its percapachatkovaya meaning. everyone remembers the 50s and has such an appreciation

of stalinist classicism. tell the belarusians that you won’t get a geta, because dastatkova is coming to our capital, prices on praspektse, if you please, as if with a soul, what is a geta? glyadtse on our tv channel. guys, do you want an anecdote from the life of an actor? what happened? one capacitor from the special order turned out to be defective, only one, so what? and the fact that the whole order went to waste, that’s what. they called the director and scolded him with the last words, and the director also played harshly, but for us, you understand, and we each other. kulibin,

why did you have one nominal capacitor on your table? these are the eccentrics, these are them for you. but i come across them every day, do you really think that i slipped in a bad capacitor? brothers, what the hell is happening, because seryozha is a professor in these matters, savinova, please come to me, that ’s all. go, go, don’t be afraid, we’ve all already visited him, the investigation is in full form, you can, igor petrovich, come in savenov, yes, here’s

the old man, what’s going on. well, how do you generally live? can you already distinguish a transformer from a capacitor? why are you asking me this? maybe you suspect me too? how is that too? who else? peter? i understand, but i'm the easiest to think about. maybe i really still don’t know how to distinguish a capacitor from a transformer. why does he suspect? who? peter! what are his reasons? letter. i mean, he doesn’t suspect, he just has an assumption, well, you said, he suspects, well, now you even have me take your word. why should i catch you, glory, you naive soul

, if you knew how much this mistake cost the plant, of course, everything would be simpler if you allowed the marriage, it’s not me, honestly not me, i have a nose for rejected capacitors , i believe. and what exactly, if they don’t find out who, exactly, what will happen to the guys, well, for starters, they will deprive them of the opportunity to work for export, i saw such a sign made in the ussr, of course, i saw it, well, if you don’t see it specifically anymore, just without emotions, on outsiders are not allowed to view. when i go out, don’t worry, scold me with the last words , okay, don’t worry yourself, everything will be okay,

why did you decide that i’m worried, you are present at the second birth of stanislav andro, understand? let's go! i'm looking at stanislav andronov's number, power juggler on the free stairs, please.

anndronov, this is not andro, he disappeared from sarena three years ago due to injuries.

stanislav, that's it. order, that’s enough,

comrades, you can’t, quit, you don’t have enough breath, you haven’t yet developed the form, the order. core, well, oops, at first i thought you were completely broken, but i they said it’s okay, because every gymnast has things like this, it’s just a dangerous profession, right? this is true, and your leg will grow back together like a pretty little one, your leg should have been

broken earlier, at my age bones don’t heal well anymore, and are you chalk and calcium salts in general? my mother told me that this greatly promotes the fusion of bones, you will get better, you will have a huge poster with the portrait that i made, because you like it, you like it, just watch in the printing house to make sure they do it well, okay, okay, of course, just me in the printing house i don’t work anymore, i quit again, again , i’ll tell you... on the radio, it’s easy for you, flyer, you fly wherever you want, but without the circus , i’m stuck with him forever, what can you do?

mom, mom, seryozha, what are you doing here, i was just at stasik’s, mom, mom, i want to talk to you about a very important matter, urgently, what now, you’re crazy, i have a call with acute coronary insufficiency. igor petrovich, hello, hello, what

did you call me, forgive me, igor petrovich! i want to make an official statement, okay seryozha, i’m ready to listen to your official statement, will you smoke? no, this nominal capacitor is from my table, at first i was afraid, cowardly, then i analyzed everything and my conscience, and my conscience did not allow me to remain silent. well, savinov, according to this slender version of yours, you are an inveterate pest, why? yes, just like that, if you put a knowingly safe capacitor, then you did it on purpose, no, i didn’t put good capacitors in a box, but good ones in

a box, then i decided to check again, then again... was i wrong? at that time lunch break began, the foreman was carrying a box of usable capacitors, then i decided to check the unusable ones, among them there was one nominal capacitor, which the guys saw on my table, you can check it, yes, a harmonious theory, it took me a long time to come up with it, you don’t believe me again, you real? seryozha, over time we will make you a decent radio installer, it doesn’t matter that there is no vocation, you will simply work like thousands of others, but no, you can’t, why, one person told me, these are unfortunate people who have no

vocation, it’s better to be a real guy. moreover, no one called me that before you, calm down, the reason for the marriage was found, the capacitor was mechanically damaged, but no, what kind of control that you are setting up for the open sky, and for the most unskilled work, so that you feel that such physical labor, yes no, dear, no, they’re not yet ripe, the premiere is somewhere like this in december, i think, but not before, to see you and your wife, thank you, but this time i’ll make sure i don’t sneak away, you’ll bend your back, the nonsense comes out only later, only then, you try, try to keep up with

centuries, you play them as romantics, dreamers, what we see in reality is carelessness, indifference, they are in no hurry to live with... there is no impatience, why are you fidgeting, with you the film appears again, nothing appears with me, why impatience, he does not even understand the impatience to earn recognition from society. i imagine that if you played atello with impatience to become an honored artist, you would actually strangle vera fedorovna. my god, for what? oh, she's such a sweet woman. yesterday two people were sitting in the park, he and she. seryozha? why seryozha? yes, by the way, ah where is this girl? what was her name? may, what? what? i got bored with her. pobuku, right? everything, no, it’s boring, this is boring, very important. i’m just talking about this, two people are sitting, so, i’m hooked. it’s unlikely, well, let me, i think, let’s watch from the sidelines, well, yes, you still have many years to play these young bastards, i don’t understand your irony, let me play, but for more than one year, well,

we’re sitting, silent, they’re listening to transistors, no , not beethoven, but some kind of sound combinations, we sat for an hour, silent, and i’m a fool, in performances i’m climbing mountains because of these dunces and i fantasize erudition, ah-ah-ah, no truth in life, well, since they are silent, does that mean you should too? keep the stage silent, that's right, 3 hours of silence, a wonderful performance, they are lazy, they are bored, they are even bored with touching each other, they will not leave offspring, not with serezhenka, it will be said, they are lazy, they are lazy to love, they are lazy, they are lazy to work, well are you exaggerating somewhat or am i, well, who works in factories, serves in the army, gets married in the end, if not the youth, well, yes, you mean an insignificant part of it, but it’s even worse that my son belongs to it. well why did you leave the factory, you slacker, left the park for something, abandoned the printing house, it became boring, right? and in your opinion, it’s better to sit at

a job you don’t like and count the days until retirement, but how long can you jump like that, because you don’t have a specific goal. goal, if i had a goal, i would agree to walk at least a thousand kilometers, climb over sharp rocks and through mountains. i would have had enough strength, i know, i ’m proud of you, here’s stasik, we all considered him a fool, but he had a goal, he even broke his leg because he tried so hard to her, but you’re not going to work in the circus, you really don’t have a goal, you can’t endlessly fight with mills, i don’t know. it’s easy for you to judge me, you really need to think about a profession from childhood, but i didn’t have time, but i really want to have a profession

that i love for life, and so that its name does not change, only skill, so korolev, started as a designer, died as a designer, and charlie chapin. you’ve been an artist all your life, and if your dad had offered you to stop being an artist and become a theater director, you would have agreed, well, excuse me, well, you see, is it really my fault that i don’t yet know what i want, what i don’t want, i already know that very well, but what i want, well, what don’t you want, i don’t want, i don’t i want to be a radio engineer, i don’t have any ability for this, i don’t want to be a proofreader, i still can’t become like olga pavlovna, i don’t want to be a director, i don’t feel like it,

i don’t want to take someone else’s place, oh well, but you like the place of a dependent, of course not, forgive me, what did you want, yes, i remembered, seryozha, - this girl may called, she was very she was lamenting that she had torn up some photographs that you supposedly knew about, she really asked you, if you retake them, please tell me that i’m not a photographer, if she calls again, yeah, listen, seryozha, let’s not play hide and seek, but let's face the homespun truth, well ... today you have neither a goal in life, nor a talent for a certain thing, you know, if you had a talent, it would itch you like it itched you? well, i would torment you, you wouldn’t

give me peace, you’re not a stupid person, you’re honest, for work that’s not so little, accept it, brother, for a while , well, okay, he wants, he doesn’t want, he didn’t interfere with the search, i myself trumpeted at the factory to the theater school and don’t forget the pass card, i don’t have a card, they’re all gone. hmm, here's another proof of your worthlessness, the whole house is covered with photographs, but there is no simple pass card, the shoemaker is without boots, oh, well, i'm dry, come on, i'll do it myself, well, thank you,

oh, please, he's independent with us , all by yourself, all by yourself, you’re tired, you also came for the pool, or for a document, for a document you wanted say, for a document, and for which pool , well, in the swimming section, who signs up, for a pass, and for a pass, well, then you come here , and next to it for a portrait. well, thank you, girl, you can, excuse me, if you sit on the document, on the portrait, next to it, clearly.

for me, the entire left side of my face will be dark, everything will be visible, i’m not in a hurry, correct the device, but i’m in a hurry, i have a plan, instead of blinding the client, you need to give overhead light, otherwise i ’ll stick to the background, listen. why are you bothering me, can you shut up? i can, i can! 6 years ago here an old man was working, he took photographs that were needed, now he must have died, who died?

i died, you, i, excuse me, hello, hello, young man, and i hear some noise in the second hotel, and here it turns out that they are talking about me, so for some reason they think that i died, yes, many people know me, so no one knows him, and you are probably a student, and photography is a hobby for you, what? what are you, i’m not a student at all, well then let me make sure that you understand our business, or do you just have a good tongue? it just sits with me client, huh?

how i would like, how i would like, how i would like to fly in the starry sky like a bird, so that i could fly easily, fly far, fly again to home, to home, to return to home. the main thing is to believe that it cannot be otherwise, there were losses. there will be good luck, no one knows why swans take off into the darkness and fly there, flocks lead with them, where they fly unknown, no one knows, i understand your ideas,

my heart feels that you are, and he grins, here he is.. .that photography is nothing. there are 250 million people in the soviet union. 241 million 720,134 people according to the latest census. 134. 134. he will make a good economist, please read. so there are 250 million people. that's all. you need to take a photo, can you imagine that suddenly people will stop taking pictures, photography is the cutting edge, if you knew what kind of smile you have,

keep it on your face, please hold me now. this young man was born an artist, can you believe me?