tv [untitled] BELARUSTV September 6, 2024 2:05pm-3:00pm MSK
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an example for many people who come here, watch the project one day on our tv channel, in the program belarusians we will meet a tour guide who will become a guide to the world of favorite belarusian sweets. who does not know the korovka, stop any person, baku, irivan, riga, moscow, where do they make the korovka? and they will tell you: belarus, i love it very much.
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every day we work to ensure that you receive the latest and most useful information. the twenty-minute format allows us to tell you about what is happening in belarus and world, take a linguistic walk in the company of our guides, find a new place on the map of belarus, which is definitely worth seeing, and also offer. projects and
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the sun will get a tan, i will burn to the bottom, it seems never again, but in my thoughts and heart everything will melt anyway, like meltwater, nachok, the hands will freeze and ... friends will come to life, i believe, leads, i know, the day will come in which i will say, we together, let's open all the doors, because i live for you. at night
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, a warm ray flies through the curtains, tenderly warms, just as i probably believe in the white souls of dark rays, above me, such a sky, hundreds of bright stars, i believe, will come, i know, will come that day. in which i will say, i will say everything, together for you, let's open all the doors, because i live for you, i live for you.
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he is a worthy man, he is a knight of orders and medals, he runs a plant, in the end, his whole court, oh, what happened, hello, i see you have become a frequent visitor, maybe we can discuss our comprehensive services, and business security, databases, support, inexpensive, no, i, i'm done with this, it's a pity, the situation with your friend is not simple, article 318 violence against a representative of the judiciary, up to five years, if not serious, what is he doing here, and my god, what does it matter, he just came to help me get you out of here, i beg you, please, just don't worry, we but in this particular case, what are we going to do? let go or what? is this some kind of mistake, it's a misunderstanding, volodinka, don't worry, i won't leave, i won't leave you, good, allow me, yes i'm letting him go, so, boss, and i, and you go to bed,
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you have to clean the area tomorrow, i repeat my question, what is he doing here, listen, what are you starting, let's go outside, we'll figure it out there, let's go. i'll say from here, thank you very much, listen, well, let my friend go, we'll think about it, think about it, bro, thank you, you come in, if anything, no, thank you. listen, talk to her already, well i don't know, listen, that's it, max, i said, that's it, enough, enough, stop, the end, alice, kaput , basta, basta, finish, finish, she loves him, he
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loves her too, they'll marry, she'll give birth to many small, plump, border guards, do you believe it yourself? queen, max, please go away, i need to talk to oleg, i obey, hello, angel, hello, hello, you know, you have an amazing quality that appears exactly when you really. need, just some kind of talent, you know, and i have very, very many talents.
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i need to talk to you, later, later, later, no, now, well after class, we'll talk after class, it's just that i, well, go already, i'm asking you, oleg, go, go, come on, come on! hi, sit down, i can't do it, and i won't be teaching computer science to you anymore. there won't be any more computer science? no, until they find you a new teacher. and are they taking me to another school? no, no one is taking me anywhere. why are you leaving us then? what should i do with you, curious one? okay, where were you ? i can't do it? so
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you're not leaving? no, i'm not leaving, if someone stops tugging at me all the time. i can't do it. let's count and build. everything is easy and simple, you see, so the fifth, and you seem to have russian, come on, run, run, run, i have a surprise for you, yes, what, well this is a surprise, you'll find out now, or did you want to talk to me about something, yes, you did, but first a surprise, well, let's go. are these the lairs of drug dealers? no, well at least i hope not,
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so it's fine now, yeah, well welcome, come in, okay, listen carefully, so there are no locks... and there are no keys for the top one, the middle one locks from the outside, the bottom one from the inside, okay, yeah, please, well, come in, oh, well, i asked you to put the cabinet back in place, the previous tenants didn't put it in, it needs to be put in place, so the cistern doesn't
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work very well, if it starts to flood, you need to turn the screen, but very carefully so it doesn't break, and the tv doesn't work, the oven doesn't work either, the big burner you can turn it on for no more than 10 minutes, otherwise they'll knock out the fuses in the whole building, well, how do you like it, great, right? i paid for 2 months in advance, by the way, i didn't ask, don't worry, you'll pay it back in installments from your salary, you can move in right now, yeah, i don't even know what to say, thank you, well, it's time for us to go, here you go, what are we going to do? let's go, yeah, well, marinki, let's go already, all the best, all the best, come on, come on, come on,
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goodbye, so, it seems to me, oleg needs to go with someone. you're at it again, so what? as the owner of the apartment, i have to provide the full range of amenities for the attentive, so to speak, and so that he doesn't lead all sorts of denits, maybe with karpova, is she married? yes, it's strange, she looks lonely, but good, and mironova? oh, i don't know, yes, you're right, they will look ridiculous, he's such a handsome man, yes, he's a handsome man, what do i have, what do i have? not at all and not so handsome anymore, well i wouldn't say so, they have a child, for sure, well, is that all we
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have, or what? well, it turns out that none of the free ones, but there is a wonderful joke, ivan the terrible, hitler and napoleon meet in hell, ivan the terrible says: if only i had had one kalashnikov assault rifle, i would have won the levon war in an instant, what does hitler say to him? if only i had had one atomic bomb in 1943, then let me, yes , yes, of course, come in, hello, then i would have given it some heat too, and napoleon says: if only i had the internet, then everyone would still be arguing about who won the battle of waterloo, they didn't get it, well, when you grow up, you'll understand, that's theory, let's move on to... i have a little idea for a small computer game, it's called pas
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it's very funny, well, don't be offended, it's just a game. i'm still a young deputy, i'm still getting used to it, i always make any decision in life consciously. very often my friends and my new colleagues tell me: "anzhelika, turn off the prosecutor." i think that i can't completely turn off the prosecutor it will work out. when i got to broslav, i realized that our land is the most beautiful. there is nothing like this anywhere in europe. it is well known that laws are not such that they suit everyone. the time has come when we must increasingly develop civil initiative. they tell me: you have been approved, filming in 10 days. they sent me to dina
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georgievna, i worked with her, she says, you are thrown straight into the ocean. of course, i'm afraid, but i want to. good evening. i would really like people through small things, through animals, through nature, through beauty, themselves became kinder and better. the project say don't be silent, don't miss new episodes on the belarus 24 tv channel. i hope for a bonus, if everything works out, then at the end of the month we'll go watch your dream. and we're definitely carrying a banana. exactly, the order is in place, i told you, eh, and what's actually going on here, and it feels like we're not carrying bananas, your job is not to think, but to follow the instructions of the management. denis, either we cooperate, or the next, i think, 10 birthdays of your wife, you will celebrate in prison, choose, too
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noisily conducted his investigation, now you have to die, 3, 4, 5. six, i beg you, please, show me the body, i beg you, i need to look at it, listen, it's impossible, your hands, they are so similar to my husband's hands, it can't be, arina, forgive me, but your husband died 2 years ago, watch the series native hands on the belarus 24 tv channel . okay, so today we will start by understanding how to hack a bank from an ordinary computer and steal a million dollars, just kidding, no,
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the topic of today's lesson is the simplest animation programs, but not today. thank you all, the lesson is over, you are strange, yesterday you were a janitor, today a computer specialist, i already told you that the position is not the main one, the main goal in life, and who are you anyway, i am television, a tv presenter of the program, who is the dumbest in the world, i will tell you that you are leading by an unreal margin.
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i didn't get it, no way! myself, where to spend 100 million dollars? and something to eat? holy shit, sorry, i completely forgot, you didn't forget to wear a tie, but you forgot to eat, because ties are the main thing, and i haven't even had breakfast since this morning, so let's go have lunch, i can't. i have classes at school, wait, you seemed to be planning on quitting all this, well yeah, what's stopping you, no, thank god, it turned out to be not as easy as i would have liked, of course,
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marina rented the mansion, yes, but it's already paid for, yes, 2 months in advance, wither, wither, yeah, brother, like the poles near moscow, if you mean... in my opinion, it was under the fire, that's not the point, tell me, what are your future plans, go with the flow, future plans are the same, we don't allow a wedding, and then we'll see, i understand, tell me, or maybe it's time to open up to marina, tell her everything, i think it's too early for her to understand, i understand, it's too early, but it's easier, we need to send some guys somewhere so that they can bring some equipment, a coffee maker, i don't need anything, you need to change the mixer, i don't need to change any mixer, i figured it out myself, you just don't need to unscrew it all the way,
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i see, we need to change it urgently, otherwise you 'll drown everyone here, by the way, the toilet also needs to be replaced, and here, in general, it would be a good idea to do some repairs, yeah, mother, we don't need any repairs, i'm here for a week, yeah, two at most. well, or three, you'll manage before the new year, i'll manage, then maybe we'll install plastic windows right away, a joke, actually i wasn't joking, but lie down in the office, when should we expect you, listen, let's not today, i have lessons in the ninth year, well, well, go, teacher, my first, come on, come on!
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you have an interesting career, that's true, 100 million for some toy, and you can read, i'm amazed, well by the way not 100, but almost 200 million. and that's a big. secret, you can keep secrets, but for now i don't know, and what are you doing in our school, a curious barbarian at the market tore off your nose, it's none of your business, and if i ask someone, for example, marina yureevna, marina yuryevna, and you don't know what a multimillionaire is doing in our school, well that would be very stupid on your part, i can also suddenly remember who stole the computers. no one will believe you, you don't have evidence, this is one of the greatest advantages of a multimillionaire, and many people believe my word, hire me,
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and may i ask which of your priceless qualities should i pay money for, for deer or for stupidity, and i know, probably for impudence, in vain you do that, i can do a lot of things, for example, for example, i can become your head of security, well, come on, keep order, bodyguard, quiet, hello, what are we having for lunch today? i see, pasta? it is not clear what, but you can heat it up, next one, i see, thank you.
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hello, outsiders are not allowed to enter the food block, come out immediately, yes, how is everything here neglected, don't you understand, who did i tell, come out immediately, who is this, the janitor, listen, the janitor, get out of here, he's a computer science teacher now, what are you doing, i'm so sick of all this, do you understand, what kind of person are you, that you're a programmer, you're screwed, i 'll drag you through the courts, you won't work a day at my school, understand, i'm having no luck with lunches today oh you're having no luck with lunches today, yeah, i don't worry, everything's under control. you're now
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max, luigi, of course, the behavior of this oleg sheshkin goes beyond all bounds of what is permitted, hello, irakli andreevich worked at our school for 5 years, he's not without his shortcomings, of course, hello, but where are we going to find another cook now for 800 a month, i'm asking you, where we won't find one, as a result our children, that they will starve, yes, our poor children will starve, i don't get it, honey, what is this you have? coffee and where did you get this coffee? okay, we'll figure it out after me, good morning, what will you have for breakfast, there are the freshest croissants, biscotti, we can make pizza, seven types of coffee , freshly squeezed juice, got it, this is a hidden camera, are you kidding us, bon appetito, no,
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you don't get it? in general, and you, we 're going to figure it out now, and first maybe you'll order something? no, we'll figure it out first, yes, dad, yes, and how are you here, i'll tell my mom, yeah, hi, mom, hi, hi, oleshka, oh, hi, meet her , we've met, your mom and i have been doing this for a long time, yeah, yeah, yeah, well done, your hairdresser is calling, why is he calling my phone, don't answer him, i'm not going to talk to him, why, and he's fired, well , how does he know, well, let him figure it out himself , how can he know, he's as dumb as a cork,
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but his hands are really golden, yeah, yeah, and he's calling you too, hello, where did he get your phone, don't answer him, let him he'll suffer, mom, calm down, it wasn't him, it was mom, it doesn't matter, well where did you run away yesterday, nowhere, i didn't run away yesterday, so what? well, it looked like i ran away, no, i went home to sleep, why, maybe we'll have breakfast, yeah, come on, listen, now i'll, angela, forgive me, oleshka, come on, have a drink! juice a popul, i don't want it, really, yeah, just imagine that it was a hairdresser with magical hands and an amazing look, who said that at my age it was simply indecent to wear such dresses, and what dresses, what do dresses have to do with it, vanya, at my age, you see, a boor, who, me, no, not you, take the juice, work out on the exercise machines, finally, if i didn't know that you were oleg's mother, i would have decided that you were his girlfriend.
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stop it, anzhelka, i look like a scarecrow, probably after too, yes, yes, oh, hold me seven, hold me three, goddesses, we... the most humiliating respect, dear ladies, i'll take you, oleshka, a lot of work, oleg, let's go, bye, mom, bye, what about breakfast, oh, anzhelochka, come on, come on breakfast, another time, forgive me, i'm here now, i need your qualified help, which one, this one or this one, look, carefully, this one or this one, no i know, they're both good, listen, i tried them on yesterday, tried them on, tried them on, tried them on, i can't decide, please help me, look again, this one or this one, this is the app, yeah , which one, oh, did you see the price? marin, there are times in life when money doesn't matter, this is just that special
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case, what are you saying, even that, and what kind of case is this? i'm going to visit someone this evening, what do you think, with a transparent white blouse, which would be better, this one or this one? this one, yeah, i'm not sure. go try them on, decide, i've already tried them on seven times, i can't more, that's it, i'll take it all, good luck to this one of yours, someone, i don't know, i haven't decided yet, won't you tell me, no and don't ask, well no, you're a pest, you're a pest yourself, i'll tell you tomorrow, that's it, let's go to the checkout, well tell me, no. these people are cursed in their own country. i'll tell you honestly, i get great
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from? wait a minute, okay, stop, what are you doing? the connection is paid for, i'm happy for you, but what if? no, then disappear quickly, so where is the tv hanging, i don't know, come with me, be careful. i've already made a reservation, what's not in the room? no, where? let's come here, uh, sit,
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okay, ah, hello, good afternoon, can i? no, i'll just be here for a minute, uh, no, why? are you busy with something? yes, yes, yes, i'm very busy, very, and i need to pick up something from the apartment, i can't do it another time, do you have someone, no, no, no, no one. no one where am i from, who's there, and is that tv , does it work, no, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, 725 channels, well, how interesting, can i watch it, no, why, and mine isn't tidied up, oh well, just a minute, ah, on which wall? and
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i don't have any tools, good afternoon, hello, and you, a colleague, yes, but for some reason he won't let me in, it's strange, very strange, and you're his acquaintance, his best friend, maxim, what's the matter, oleg, the workers came, yes, everything's fine. fine, and why do you keep such charming guests right at the entrance, what should i bring you, no, yes, well you came for some reason, let me bring it, yes, i need this flower, flowers, yes, just a minute,
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volodya, volodya, what happened? everything is fine, everything is fine, and you are back with him, yeah, another session of saving an old friend, what is it this time, little bar? feed you a shirt to wash, i'll go, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, sit down, i need to ask you, tell me, do you have a lot of experience?
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so stop, as i understand it, all the cards are on the table, let's be honest, yeah, it's me, what will you take, just when you were gone, i was doing well, i had a factory that was entrusted to me, a bride, prospects. you showed up and everything collapsed in 2 weeks, well , i'm sure oleg doesn't count, i know, it 's just a coincidence, he 's doing just fine, and i'm doing the opposite, well, what should i do, i have no job, housing, it's company housing, i
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don't see my bride, she's dealing with the problems of an old friend who's already doing well. well, that's it, pasto, now you have to save me, come on, save me, wait, listen, that's it, everything will work out somehow, but how will it work out, volodya, come on, you told me yourself that you can't give up, you have to fight somehow, oleg, well tell him, you, if they are crooks, they have to be exposed, right, yeah, yeah, listen, is this your plant, do you?
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okay, hello, i don't know, really. hi, great, what's wrong with us, why are we so multi-faceted, well, i did something, nothing. what i didn't do, nothing special, i just don't know how you'll feel about it, let's go , i'll tell you, well, tell me, don't rush me, anyway, yesterday with your rina, well, the one who sheltered you, anyway, in the evening it
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happened, i seduced the girl after all, yeah, well, you know, there are still two more times to look at, who did you seduce, and we can't pass by? yeah, i wonder how i'll pass by, you told me yourself, take her somewhere, where should i take her to the library? so, stop, did you tell me anything about me? you said that you, well, help me with computers, sometimes, everything, definitely everything, well, okay, if everything, then okay, so i'll continue this, right? wow! i mean, there will be a continuation, but i 'm for the common cause, you never know, i might find out something from her, and what about, what's it called, the sacred code of a pick-up artist, not to return to the same girl twice, what did you like so much, or what? yeah, a very nice
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girl, no hassle at all, i thought there were no more of them before me, yeah, i understand, i understand, so why am i doing this then, well, i'm continuing, well, i don't know, i don't know, well, it's starting, although on the other hand. how can i cross the road to your happiness, as they wave now, so, so, calm down, i'm at work, hello, come down to the yard quickly, i'm already here, you're coming, yeah, that's it, i'm waiting for you, hello, darling, hello, how do i look, great, and what, me at all? i i hardly slept, i'm such a fool, what happened, listen, i did something so bad again that this time, that's why, as soon as i see
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a nice and cheerful guy, that's it, i'm not myself, yes, you have that, no, you understand, but as soon as he makes me laugh a little, that's it, and if he also gives me champagne, i lose control of myself, do whatever you want with me, that who made you laugh this time, last night i dropped by a colleague, i thought for a minute, so, so, oh, that i returned home only in the morning, imagine, i don't understand what he will think of me now, that's what a nightmare, he'll think i'm some kind of frivolous person, well even if he never calls again, it was just great, yeah, so i didn't buy the underwear in vain, oh wait, right now, oh, sorry, it's him , hello, yeah, i'll call you later, i'll tell you , bye, yeah, hi, yeah, i missed you too, did you
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drag the entire factory accounting department here? yeah, listen, with vladimir things didn't work out very well, yeah, i mean, what's the problem? well, as a person, he worked at the factory for 3 years, did a lot of things for it, and we so bam out into the street, so it begins, we, in my opinion, had a separate agreement about this volodya, so he was in our way and you, by the way, in particular too, yes i understand, well the situation has changed regarding volodya somehow it turned out to be too much, so i will not reinstate anyone. i will not, of course, it will look strange, well wait, there
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my opinion, there is a very rational and correct attitude to what is called the law. laws must certainly be observed by everyone, but there is a nuance. the head of state, for example, once said the same thing, sometimes nedozanov. a hurricane passed through belarus and buildings and structures need to be repaired quickly. they began to announce procedures for selecting contractors. as a result, a contractor has not yet been selected, work.
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