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from the stalls and from above you could see the artist's face, the light that is supplied to the stage, it washes away a little the color of the paint, koto, that is , the brightness, that is why such bright makeup. and in everyday life, do you often use makeup or do you go to a beautician? in everyday life, i prefer neutral makeup, and yes, i visit a beautician, i think that it is an integral part of the profession, and the most important thing is that every girl and woman should... visit a beautician, tell me, if you had a choice, never hear music again or lose forever the ability to sing, what would you choose? a difficult question, i think i would like, even if i can't sing, listen to music, and what music can be the soundtrack to your life? of course, it's classical music, i think that... there are such works, different
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composers created them, which are called ave maria, a prayer to the virgin mary, who gave birth to the baby christ, many composers, both bach and schubert, many turned to this very topic, i think that this is the most important topic in general that exists in music, the virgin mary, who gave birth to christ, this is the foundation of our christianity. not only to my life, but i think that the soundtrack of the life of all mankind. anastasia, this signal means that the time for questions is up, now you have to choose the best question of this program. yes, i would like to choose such a question, i think that it is very important, because this, unfortunately, is such a stereotype, which, it seems to me, undeservedly exists in general in... in society this is the question that
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opera is boring, introduce yourself, please, where do you study, what class, hello, my name is sophia, i am a student of the ninth grade g of gymnasium number 61, the city of minsk. i am very grateful that you came to us, and after your dialogue with us, i will definitely attend the opera. according to the rules of our program, the author of the best question receives a special gift. our guest, i would like to give you a small souvenir, and from me personally, i would like to invite you uh to the bolshoi theater of belarus a certificate for 50 rubles, a visit to our theater, two or three tickets you can buy with your friends, but any performance on... whatever you want opera,
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ballet, concert, and i will be very glad to see you at the theater, i hope that you will have great pleasure and visit our theater love opera, in fact, thank you very much, i will definitely visit the opera with my family. anastasia, now you have the opportunity to ask the children one question: if you were asked what country you came from, describe in one...
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belarus is a country where you will definitely be happy, i agree with you. anastasia, it's time to say goodbye to our audience. so, people's artist of the republic of belarus, soloist of the bolshoi theater, anastasia moskvina, today is a guest of the program 100 questions to an adult, i'm waiting for you to go to the site. i'll ask you to stay. thank you, and what question were you waiting for, but you were never asked it. one of the most important stereotypes, a question that i've been asked very often throughout my career, is whether it's true that opera singers, in order to sound better, drink raw eggs. for some reason, i thought that this the question will definitely be there, because. this is
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another stereotype related to the voice. today you managed to answer 44 questions. tell me, if we invite you again, will you agree to come? of course, with pleasure. i am addressing our. very interesting, thank you, and it seems to me that she was mostly honest, but there was a question about an interactive game, truth or dare, so when anastasia chose the truth, she was asked about shameful moments, when she said that she had not had such
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moments in her life, i do not think that at that moment she was completely happy. anastasia, can you comment on the young man? of course. i, like all ordinary people, have different moments, both good and bad, but i try to think about the good moments, and each person should have their own secrets, there is no need to tell the whole world about everything. anastasia, we have such a rule, the last word is always for the hero. summarize the conversation that took place. i want to express my deep gratitude to everyone who was in this studio today, the most important thing is that my message is not. i am not a people's artist of belarus, anastasia moskvina, and this is love for music and love for opera, for the theater, which i wanted to talk about today, i am grateful to everyone, thank you very much, people's artist of the republic
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of belarus, soloist of the bolshoi theater of belarus, anastasia moskvina was a guest today on the program 100 questions to an adult, see you in a week.
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are you coming to me? yes, if you are the director. well, you know, the state farm has its own affairs, no turn. solid cockroaches. and you, what is your question to andrei andreevich? i will teach you russian literature. you? me. what's wrong? poor thing. why? well, there's such a weighty woman, she
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spat like seraphim. strongly and transferred to another school, spat, well, you know, not literally on the floor, but very expressively left, if she couldn't hold out with her weight, then you won't be able to hold out at all, you weigh 60 kilograms, 59, you judge teachers by weight, you know, resistance of materials, in the sense that our students resist, geniuses, future einsteins, how can i put it delicately, your subject? they don't really prefer it, understandably, i see, but never mind, i intend to hold on, great, then let's go to the pool, to the director, oh, just look at this picture. our geniuses are running around like pikes, throwing a ball to a quark, no one will guess,
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that's what they call your director quarks, and he studies quarks in his school, of course i heard that your school is unusual, but for a director to be like that, well, on the one hand, he is of course, the director of the school, a doctor of science, a professor, it seems unnatural, to kick a ball around with the boys, on the other hand, he 's not even forty, it seems too early, old people sign up, come on, come on, andrei andreevich! "give me the lock, beat the positrons, they've got my whole chemistry lab all ripped apart, andrei andreevich, we have a new literature teacher , come here, and hello, hello, you see, serafima vasilievna has left us, so to speak, and we 're left without spiritual food, hello, antonina sergeevna, andrei andreevich, nice to meet you, excuse me, what's the matter, here?" "instantly into the water, i'm the director, and i'm obliged to introduce myself to the new teacher, i'm assigning you a penalty,
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a penalty kick, a quark's goal, excuse me, this is not a violation, darling, not a violation, i am the director and i am obliged to introduce myself to the new teacher, no, it is a violation, do not press me with the director's authority, sport is, first of all, uncompromising, sport is , first of all, objectivity. on what occasion is the mini pecsovet? on the occasion of an explosion. are they really mine? no, yours, igor nikolaevich, thank god, are not mature enough for blasting operations. stepan fetovich, you are greatly offending me by underestimating the mental potential of the eighth a. they will show themselves very soon, i assure you. i have ovechkin. vova, so, so, so, and what
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actually happened, an explosion, a past explosion, and this is a response to the scientific thinking that was shown, then, an explosion is always something, and if an accident had happened, and as for an accident, my dear, no one is ever insured against it, not insured, well , that's enough, i'll run away from you. for what we'll do for me and semyon semyonovich, greetings, whoever teaches poorly has to pay, i want to understand who these three are, who are they, thinkers or elementary laymen? well, dear colleagues, scientifically, please,
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explain to me why you blew up the physics lab, well, i didn't even imagine that an explosion could happen, and you, and i especially didn't, and you too, why, i assumed the possibility of an explosion, but i tried to avoid it, slavkin and lukin couldn't foresee the explosion, because i set them narrow tasks, seva did the analysis of chemical transformations, the calculation, the physical calculation of the experiment i did alone, badly. oh, how badly, how could you risk the lives of your comrades, hiding the danger of the experiment from them? i was afraid that this was not an excuse, to lead the experiment, this
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first of all, take full responsibility for... yeah, well, and you, didn't you know the end result? yeah, i, vidka, said that when everything works out, you'll gasp, what if you gasped? so, what should have happened? metallic hydrogen? what? are you crazy? it's possible, what ignorance, what ignorance, to solve such a global problem in a school lab, but for this lab you shook up half of our institute, come on, you wild rejects, your calculations
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for obtaining metallic hydrogen, and you to the board, the initial idea and the end result? quickly, quickly, so, come in, can i, hello, i'm listening to you, we're talking about the plan, the thing is that it doesn't suit us, uh, please. so let's go in order, yours put forward the idea of ​​creating a scientific and technical society, the idea is very good, your president gave me a plan for scientific research, in my opinion, the plan is quite feasible, what doesn't suit you, all the plans of the president, well, the plan
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can be complicated, as for the president, presidents are elected from a different number. and you appointed him by a strong-willed decision? ira sharova, the first student of the tenth a, i need compelling evidence to remove her. she is simply uninteresting and boring. well, colleagues, these are meager accusations. she is a formal nto, after all, forgive me. well, this is a principled argument. i promise you the presidential elections. goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, so, well, i think i'll invite professor kulikov, let him give competent conclusions, you are free,
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tell me. please, i would like to know, could you not figure it out yourself? well, you see, to figure it out doesn't mean give a competent conclusion: metallic hydrogen is solid state physics, i am engaged in high energy physics, igor nikolaevich, elementary particles, oleg pavlovich is our mathematician, semyon semyonovich, a pure chemist, i am pure water in general, well, well zinochka, our former... listen, i have an idea, what if we propose kovalyova as a candidate for president of the nto, and hello to genius,
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you can sit down. albert einstein. theories of relativity. so what did you understand? and he not only understood, he also plays on a paper clip. if you don't get it, i can explain. the theory of relativity is based on two postulates. the principle of relativity and the principle of constancy, the speed of light. first , the clocks located at a point are synchronized. the light signal leaves the point at time ta 0 and arrives at point b at time tb and is reflected there. and arrives at point a at time t1. let's write the synchronism layer: tb = 1/2, ta 0 + ta1.
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we omit the intermediate calculations and go straight to the transformation. x/tri = x - vt by √ 1 - v2 by c2. t'tri is equal to t - vx on c2 on√ 1 - v2 on c2. on the face. brief biographical data: height 175, weight
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60, abilities, unlimited. there is such a thing, unlimited limitations. this is not about your capabilities. i do not react to small jabs, but i warn you. for every action there is always an equal reaction, teach children newton, who was hit on the head by an apple, we know, and you know the binomial theorem, i can explain, listen, wonderdick, why are you hanging around in the eighth grade, come to us in the tenth, i write with mistakes, no way i'll feel a mathematical pattern in grammar, and you take it down in shorthand, there are only hooks there. i can't see any mistakes, i looked at your plan, it's a weak little plan, i need to make another one,
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and what if we include only one point in the nto work plan, metallic hydrogen, i'll set you narrow tasks, well, outwardly everything looks nice here. thank you, but your principle of distributing narrow tasks doesn't suit us, maybe i'm not suitable for the presidency, well , we'll discuss it and decide, oh well, well then i refuse myself, it's clear, i myself don't want to to contact you. "be careful, hello , yes, that's it, that's how we embroider presidents, metallic
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hydrogen researcher, professor kulyakov, professor kulyakov, oh, excuse me, kovalev, what, tell me, why are you interested in metallic hydrogen, and if i..." well , let's see, well, i understand, but your method is naive, unproven, illiterate, thank you, please. by the way, what do you do in the evenings? i study solid state physics, you just assessed the result. okay, street, wants to be like landao. in my
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the lab is running round-the-clock experiments, can i offer you a part-time lab assistant instead of an evening one? i agree. i need money. kovalev, why do you want to seem like you're not who you are? and i'm like this, i need money, that i'm not suitable for a lab assistant, go, kovalev, we'll consult and decide, and i don't need anything, i'm refusing myself, no need, kovalev, don't you think i should apologize, why are you crying? i'll take him, i'll take him, why
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are you getting so worked up, you've become so nervous here, do your utogenic training, listen, why do you need this school, it would be good if there was still a school, like yo, landau or kopitsya, but it's like some kind of kindergarten, don't you have enough work at the institute or something? listen, do you have any interesting teachers here, stop it! how did you talk to kovalev, why? you know what, i'll tell you this, i 'm not trained in your pedagogical antimony, i'm the head of the laboratory, excuse me, i've covered everything, well , well, there is something in his reasoning, so to speak, in general, so to speak, elementary crap, oh, yes, i noticed it before you,
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but kovalev is a smart guy. you can't just make a hasty decision, that can discourage any desire for independent thinking, i'm taking him into my lab, that says it all, i think, what else do you want from me, pedagogy, my dear, is an eternal search, maybe i'm also looking for my optimal option, got it, you know what i 'll tell you, we graduated from a regular school and nothing, then we became doctors, but for some reason now special schools are needed for all the children, you see, because time flies forward and the system. the transfer of ready-made knowledge from the vein myself, i am convinced of this, and what can i replace it with? research method, get it, research method, why are you talking to me like i'm deaf, problem statement, the ability to formulate a hypothesis, well , defending its truth, and finally, defending your solution in front of the whole class, you know what i'll tell you, in general it's tempting, but i won't
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transfer my sasha to your school yet, it's a pity, he's a smart guy. however, he 's got his mother's intelligence, his mother's, yeah, yeah, well, and your humor has become, i'll tell you, poor quality, and in general it seems to me that you've got a log here it smells, and my physics lab was blown up, it didn't work out what you were saying, so your science is not sleeping here, mine is not sleeping, listen, so let's make an agreement with you, and why did i take your kovalev, it seems to me that he is already ripe for explosions, maybe you have someone there... that is ripening, okay, you go on supply me, and i'll make you a list, go, go, go, i'm tired
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, hello, granny, hello, well grandson, i met with the professor, yeah, what did he tell you, he said that he is a fool.
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królem, król i król, nie pocieszony, ja czas, for a dark, dark house, my friends, we can't help it, why are you rushing about, she 'll go live with him, he also has a one-room apartment, how is that?
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you'll study, although it's enough for us, my pension, your alimony, and then, when you become a famous scientist, you and i will go to the city of paris, i don't want to go anywhere, paris is what i'm drawn to, well, even if i die, grandson, take me to paris.
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before i go, like a little girl on a terre that 's all for you. hello, hello, do you want me to guess your name? i have a very rare name, well if rare, then what? klava, klava, what's your
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name? i'm klava, classified, just yesterday i signed a non-disclosure agreement on state secrets, are you kidding? no,... kovalyov my dear, forgive me, i had absolutely no doubt that you would be elected president of the nto, congratulations, that's exceptionally wonderful, congratulations, forgive me, so you are the president, the president, and what is the nto, it's a scientific and technical society, and who does it consist of, of these, of course?
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no, the study of thin films of transition metals, but what about hydrogen, hydrogen to break through it is necessary, before drawing up a new plan of nto, let's fantasize a little, is this a child's play, is this gymnastics for the gray matter, this is where your brain is located, it needs to be trained. now i will ask you two questions: what scientific discoveries do you foresee in the near future and what will be your personal participation in science. and how many years ahead should we look? but maximum 10. sasha
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bogration, i will study the dirac monopole. this is very promising, i think that in 10 years it will be discovered, this will cause a whole revolution, accelerator technology. sit down. katya shumeika, am i attracted to research? maybe, maybe, maybe, my dad also made all the discoveries with aunt yuliy, and married my mom because she is beautiful, guys, guys, let's stay closer to science, vova ovechkin, i will be a theorist, i have my own hypothesis, if matter is infinite, then
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elementary particles are also infinite, only the contribution of each of them to the structure of the other is not the same, consider for example an electron, it has a certain charge, spin, in short speaking, in this example i want, listen, ovechkin, i think you should do the same in the tenth grade. never mind, go straight to the academy of sciences. we don't tell dry historical facts, we immerse ourselves in the era. our iviyev tatars still remember the grand duke vitovt when they pray, because he appreciated them as great warriors and invited them here to our lands so that they could help him fight. to say that this is comfortable? no, but i feel more confident and protected. these are really artifacts with a century-old cross elcapion, which
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dates back a century, today such a cross is worn, for example, by the pope or bishops. the task of our guides is to ignite in you the desire to touch the belarusian culture personally. these are the kinds of receptions we love, and we love to meet beautifully, to treat, it is already possible, of course, it is necessary, oh, how do they smell? okay, travel with the belarus 24 tv channel. in our show, cheat sheets will not help the participants. this is an intellectual show, i know. a game for those who want to pump up their brains and test their knowledge. is it true that the hero of sholokhov's story, the fate of a man, andrei sokolov was a driver at the front? i answered, yes, i think so, this is the right answer. did you remember, or did you just guess? unfortunately, i haven't read the work, i had to guess, i answered yes,
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and how did it happen that you missed a work of russian literature for the eighth grade? you can only count on yourself here. calcium o is called a basic oxide, because if we combine calcium o with water, we get a base of each. it feels like sofia has been here in my leaflet, that's exactly right, that i have it is written here, i just said it out loud, but we know for sure that sofia did not do it. what is the name of the process of steam transition? i answered the option with condensation, because when a liquid boils, steam comes out of it, then the steam is transformed into a liquid, this is called condensation, the recipe for making the dessert elisey, this is a meringue, look, an intellectually entertaining project, i know, on the belarus 24 tv channel
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. what are you doing here bagartion i am breathing ovechkin and you? you should also go breathe somewhere else,
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you came on a date, with katya shumeyka, why am i did you take this? well then go breathe somewhere else yourself, i have a date with katya here, i have katya, listen, let's leave together, since he acts like that, why shouldn't we act like that, do you think she doesn't look in the mirror, don't you know what 's the most beautiful thing in school. lenka bobkova knows that she's not pretty, but it wouldn't occur to her to appoint two at once. are you coming? where are you going? you're half an hour late, and you couldn't wait any longer. i was getting dressed, it's so
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cold, okay, let's go, where, ovechkin is sitting there, well, let him sit, listen, i still think that you're bagartion's great-grandson, you even look like him, i look like... similar, who is your dad? i don't have a dad, he died on the border, my mom too, it's called... a border incident, i live with my grandparents, let's go to the movies, but what about ovechkin , nothing will work for this ovechkin, he's too kind and gentle, and you,
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can you become a nobel laura? you can become one, but... it won't happen soon, after school i 'll go into the soldiers, what soldiers, ordinary ones, my grandfather believes that every man should do military service, so that everyone can be a defender of his country, and you don't it seems that your grandfather has gone insane, to finish physical education from school to become a soldier, fantastic. my grandfather, my grandfather, the smartest, the kindest, don't give a damn about her, i'll spit on her, then you need to become
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a nobel laureate, oh, what's the big deal? hello, sit down, my name is antonina sergeevna, from today i will be teaching russian literature, who is on duty, we can't take him, allow me not to wash, we will sit after classes, okay, i allow you. antonina sergeevna, don't worry, we are all like julia and caesars, we read and decide, listen at the same time. well, if you are all like julia and caesaria, then please decide, read and listen at the same time. so, you allow it?
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i allow it, only in such a way that i will not have to call you to attention, i will talk to you and at the same time look out the window, my garden, sick and white, my light, on the slope of the day, a gesture childishly inept, remember me, the courtyard and the exit to the alley, a long evening without fire. with an untidy bare head, remember me, all unrighteous speeches, a river, a hole in the ice, the place of our main meeting, remember me, what kind of force rushes us dashingly,
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chasing us in different directions, barely audible, barely quiet, remember me, i have now become stingy. in desires, my life or did i dream of it, as if i galloped naked on a pink horse in the spring morning. does the pink horse really exist, or is it an abstract object? what do you think? fantasy, all this, fine literature. yes, well , why in such a tone? in my opinion. fantasy is not a privilege of art, fantasy also exists in science, fantasy in science is completely different, and what exactly, this, this, but i see that this is quite a difficult question, maybe you will think about it at home, write me
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your thoughts, again an essay, no, i will simply consider this an acquaintance with you. "you can call this not an essay, but a reflection, a reflection on fantasy in science, and do you like any poetry, bagartion, who is bagartion, it's me, do you write poetry, yes, you can read osha, come on, impromptu, ah, these integral series, riddles of flesh, a hypothesis of a dream, like an orderly ghostly thread, the eternal question, to be or not to be, shackled functions, stubborn, like... life under the sign of the integral the thought trembles, the unshakable canon is subjected to stracism, under the sign
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of the integral the law is born, i liked it, no, why, but i'm glad that you write poetry, but i didn't like them, just like poetry. flame, the word floated in the sky, and for the low life there were numbers, like domestic
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cattle, because all the shades of meaning, the smart number conveys, you should not be afraid of the fact that your poems are weak, you are not a professional, even goethe asked for importunity young amateurs to be treated indulgently, he believed that... it is from them that in adulthood true admirers of art and its masters emerge. so that's what i hope for. that's exactly why i came to you, to teach you to understand great literature, to love it, to know it, so that you would understand that writing great poetry is not like... no less significant than making a great discovery in science, that it also requires life from their creators, and although anna
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andreyevna akhmatova wrote, if only you knew from what rubbish the poems of the ignorant grow shame, like a yellow dandelion by the fence, like burdocks and quinoa, nevertheless her whole life is simply burning in the fire of poetry. you'll get where you need to go, i won't do anything, what happened again, he wants to run away, we need to do our homework, oh you, well, vova, stop being cheeky, your father and i won't see that you're a genius, we'll give you a good scolding, you'll immediately gain consciousness, teddy bear, grishka! come here and do your homework, take my textbooks, what
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do you have, a pool with two taps, where's the catch, it came together, what do you have, and my formula for abbreviated multiplication doesn't expand, got stuck somewhere, got stuck in your brain. and who will be here to double you, tyutkin, and i need to calculate the logarithm, and let's hurry up, olka is waiting for me, now, oh, just a minute, hello, hello, vladimir afanasevich is at home, yes, vovka, to you, vladimir afanasyevich, well, again the problem won't come out, just please, you make it simpler. and solve it, please, otherwise the teacher is threatening to nominate me for the math olympiad, take off your shoes, we're hollow, wow,
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how many books, just please, don't ask, mom doesn't allow books to leave the house, and why is he sighing, old man. hello, hello, mom, this is sasha bogration, his grandfather is a general, his dad was an officer, he himself is bogration's great-grandfather. how interesting, in my opinion, you even look like a bagation in some way, and i look like dad. katenka, maybe you should first ask sasha to help us, and then we 'll have some tea and cakes. okay, that 's great. do you understand? mom and i decided to change our breed, doc, that's not fashionable anymore, we need to get rid of milord, you see how old he is, he's even got a beard. and what if
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dogs sit? of course, everything is like with people, and insomnia, and pressure, all night walks around the apartment and coughs, like an old man, you take him somewhere, of course, you could put him to sleep, but my mother and i think that it is cruel, you invited me here for this, and if you don’t want, just say so. for me vob kavichkin will do everything, he is in love with me, you are a beautiful fool, and where is the descendant of bagaration, yes , he is lying, he does not look like bagartion at all, just a last name, are you me? "excuse me, can
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i take him for myself, please, here is his passport, here are his medals, goodbye, goodbye, boy, boy, well, where is it! ". good, i, i didn't know anything, i went out into the hall to feed him, and they say to me, you want to take him away, yes, that is, no, don't worry, he will like us, yes, i believe you, i see, you are kind, you noticed, the categories of kindness are not in fashion now, they say intelligent, energetic, businesslike, even
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enterprising, but never... kind. in a certain century, in a certain year, so-so, suddenly an apple fell in newton's garden, well, this incident helped physics a lot, but how baked an apple pie from an apple, ah apple, ah this apple, of course, an apple pie, ah apple, ah this apple,
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of course, an apple pie, was a great physicist, husband marichury, but she noticed the radio activity, her husband was standing nearby, somewhere next to her, but such subtleties of a woman, professor, doctor of sciences, subtleties, of course for women. einstein 's room looks quite good, next to the integrals a violin on the wall, and charlie chaplin has not built, well at least a small sin bed, and an international symposium is leaving to see off andrei andreevich, ah
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little! oh, ah, this little one, of course, ah, this little one, of course, you know, i dreamed of being a musician all my life, because i was born into a musical family, my mother was a pianist, my grandfather was a flitz player, my grandmother sang in the opera, horo, horo, horo, they went down to the mountains, yes, they went down to the mountains, in order to read a series of lectures on astrophysics.
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i had three classes, each time i think that i will never meet such talented students again, well, which one? still the most interesting, yes, perhaps the one that will be in the spring, one kovalev, he feels, oh, clever girl, clever girl, clever girl, well, as for the attitude to my subject in your school. well, you see, dear antania sergeevna, you came to us from an ordinary school, where the attitude to each subject is equal, and we have the kingdom of exact sciences,
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you understand, we have a physics and mathematics school, we prepare technicians, you understand, but it seemed to me that any school should graduate harmoniously developed people. you know, sometimes i feel terribly sorry that you have a poor understanding of physics, here, stop, please, thank you, antoniaevna, maybe. we will have dinner together, but i did not understand, well, what about this incomprehensible, let's have dinner together, all the best.
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ovechkin, if you are going to blow up the school, then you are on the right track, i wanted just the opposite, but if the other way around, then let's sit in the lab together, semyon semyonovich, thank you, but this is not. perhaps, i should myself, you understand, this is a matter of my honor,
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of course, lady, ui, lovely, lovely, semyon semyonovich, excuse me, but lovely, this is not a modern category, it is better to say, well , at least hippie, hippie, this is not for my age, then definitely, ferum, that's what need, well, as planned, slaughtered, yes, oh, ladies and gentlemen, the working day is over, the young shift has arrived, hello, hello, hello, by the way, about the shift, the lab technicians' salaries have been increased, now half-time is 70 rubles. thank you, but it's not me who needs thanking, it's so to speak, it's going on a state scale, okay, off we go,
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our baabab likes to play it safe, what? and in terms of state matters, who do you work for? kulikov, here's professor kulikov, and report your state issue to evgeny anisimovich, if he deems it necessary, comrade, explain
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motivated, why did you reject metallic hydrogen. please, sit down! so they call me a baabab, there is something in it, hardened, isn't it, you are a baabab in the monumental sense of the word, in the monumental sense it is also bad, so, young man, you are concerned about metallic hydrogen, and i rejected it, i am forced to, we do not have the appropriate. staff, funds, and if
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we change the profile of our laboratory, films, films are an urgent need, and metallic hydrogens are a pipe dream, we can parallelize our research, i i am ready to conduct experiments at night, young man, you have your whole life ahead of you. use your strength sparingly, then you will achieve everything, but i don’t need everything, i need metallic hydrogen, its properties are still poorly studied, but i am convinced that modern physics is sorely lacking them, sorry, i took up your time.
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oh, hello, hello, and i thought that we would never meet again, or would meet when we become old men. by the way, i am a freelance correspondent for tarusa, the last one. i am going to journalism, there printed works are needed, if you would agree to give me an interview, please, oh, but what can we do, you are classified , it's okay, we'll take a pseudonym, we'll assume that i am professor kolmykov, yeah, you have a dream, my blue dream is metallic hydrogen, and what would you wish for the readers of allova purusa, to look for metallic hydrogen? snow maiden, don't
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kolyhai, what is this? this, this is a writer, a writer, yesenin, saa, i see that it is not pushkin, sir, antonia ordered to hang, by the way, she bought it at her own expense, for ignorance, she says, you have to fork out, threatened to buy a writer every paycheck, o. vark arrived, welcome andrei andreevich, what was new at the symposium, a lot of new, i'll make a report, hello, hello, hello, andrei andreevich, hello, hello, hello, andryusha, dear, hello, welcome, hello, hello, well , what's new at the symposium, a lot of new, zinochka, they discovered a metallomin in space, a nightmare, no need to worry. "hello, welcome,
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antonina sergeevna, we have the landau physics and mathematics school, if my memory serves me right, not yesenin, andrei andreevich, but you can't landau dash yesenin, you can't, andrei andreevich, and do you know that today ovechkin took down antonina sergeevna's essay in shorthand, yes, i gave him an excellent, but why are you laughing, what's funny about that, why did you give him an excellent, for what? well, firstly, because he is a thinker, and not an elementary layman. secondly, because he found a logical way out of his drunken illiteracy, it's simply astronomical. well, what if he takes down shorthand with mistakes? check it out, andrei andreevich. ha, you gave the topic of the essay? well , that's outside the program. the pink horse in scientific creativity. antoninaevna, i don't think you understand very well: how does fantasy in
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scientific creativity differ from fantasy in art? fantasies in art are pure fiction, unfortunately, very often irresponsible. fantasy in science is a look into the future, it is a hypothesis, it is a dream based on strict scientific facts. someday a person will fly to another galaxy on a ship made of metallic hydrogen, but no one... who will never be able to gallop on a pink horse, definitely not, but he's wrong, your little sheep has been riding a pink horse for a long time, for these things. in a normal school, he would have gotten a bad grade,
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hello, i'm your volodya's teacher, i wanted to see. how is he living? he lives well, come in. thank you.
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mozart, salieri, a parasite, can't compose, but he can poison people, please, by the way, the legend about salieri poisoning mozart is not confirmed in fact, so you 're angry in vain, sorry, vova. salieri didn't poison anyone, who lied, you or pushkin, it was just pushkin who made it up, without taking into account the real facts, and why did you come, if there are any claims to vova, then you tell me, i'll be right away, no, i just
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want to meet you, well, okay, thank you, volodya, thank you for the tea, i'm going. of the four , vova worries me the most, and why does he bother you? tell me, what are you going to become, tell me, tell me, well, a theorist, have you heard, yes, a profession, it's good when it's needed on every corner, i service five nine-tazhkas, accordingly i get paid like 2 s for an engineer, on which corner did you see, a theorist is needed, well, he will become a theorist,
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well, so what, that it is a pink horse, well, it is imeren, it is not imeren, it is a dream. a dream, you say, but why can’t i see anything except a horse, i don’t know, things, i want to talk to you all the time,
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cleverly heart to heart, you know, about what, in that thing that i myself don’t know about what. we live under the same roof, it seems like across the street, how are you doing with metallic hydrogen, it’s deaf, our house management is also in no order, we don’t live across the street at all. andrei andreevich, can i? yes, please. i’m listening to you. ovechkin, what-what? personality, what personality, in what
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i mean, a personality, not a sports personality, he ignores physical education classes, i've already given him 17 twos, and he says that he's going to become a theorist, not a football player, and he doesn't care about sports, maybe you, andrei andreevich, by your example, like your own? by example zinochka, i don't understand, i play football, i play water polo, i finally passed the gto standard from the whole school, well, what about me, zinochka, well, what are you doing in vain, what is this, you're somehow humiliating yourself in vain, belittling yourself, you are an olympic champion after all rowing, and let's go already. now,
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and in general you in vain refused alimony, my personal business, hello, hello, hello, hello, proskova palna, are you taking honey, oh, thank you, well, how are you here, have you grown thin with this work and study? and you know, today i dreamed of metallic hydrogen, and it, seryozha, is contained in such small grains, even less we ask, sparkles, hello, hello, who are you to, ignatova lives here, here, and who are you, interrogations, pass, hello,
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hello, hello, guys, yours last name ignatova, yes, name proskovia pavlovna, yes, and that you were a partisan, was a partisan, was a liaison, so what? do you have any awards? i have awards, a medal for bravery. well, what bravery, there is also a medal for the victory over germany, here are all the awards, no, not all, the french silver cross has not been able to find you for more than 30 years, my god, that means he is alive, my little frenchman, he fell in our forest, so i am dragging him, dragging him!
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gentlemen, i have received unpleasant news, an inspector is coming to us, ladies from the capital's newspaper, i am urgently flying off to the institute, if there is ask me, you will say, got smallpox, yes. in a normal school this would have caused at least a small stir, how to meet, who to send to class, well, if she is not
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a crocodile, then i think that we will somehow manage to meet her, we need shashlik, and if she is a beautiful blonde, and i am a blonde, hello, allow me to introduce myself special correspondent ivakiny, please. allow me to invite you to class, to my elective too, come in, considering my gray-haired merits, to mine, definitely, tell me, please, are everyone like that in your newspaper, naturally, i would like to see the director , the director is here, i am the director, he jokes, our director is sick, black black smallpox, hello, who would have thought? hello,
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how are you? personally, my vakina, i am now vakina, a doctor of pedagogical sciences, not like borka, borka and i broke up after 2 years, he never became an artist, and what a pink horse he gave you, you keep it, well , how are you living, working. as always, but compared to other schools, you have a man's kingdom here, more like a scientific society, and what business are you in, our newspaper is getting together to start a discussion dedicated to the problems of the school of the future, my vakin is already working on a polemical article, and after
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getting to know your school, i'll write an essay, can you advise anything? you know, i 'm new here, but it's very interesting, i generally think that we need specialized schools, have you heard anything about metallic hydrogen, no, but that it is now one of the world's problems, our tenth-grader dared to solve it, well, the lab couldn't stand it, the lab girls did everything. notebooks on the table, quickly, quickly, thank you, thank you, thank you, so, the topic of today's lesson is anti-scientific, and maybe it's not worth wasting
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time on it, napoleon said that wasting time is criminal. ovechkin, don't tell me how to live. in 1775, the french academy of sciences, literally inundated with projects of perpetual motion machines, issued a special decree not to consider such projects due to their complete absurdity. well, now, more than 200 years later, we have to admit that the idea of
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​​creating a perpetual motion machine is also eternal. of course, ovechkin, i... would not waste time uselessly like napoleon, if i wouldn't be scared by your wild ingenuity. so, here's a diagram of a perpetual motion machine. in my opinion, everything is clear here, it's a magnet, an inclined plane, a trough, a hole, an iron ball, and then everything is clear. so, the class is divided into two parts: some are inventors of the perpetual motion machine, others are technical experts. the task of the experts is to knock down the inventors. your independently formulated scientific justification for the fundamental impossibility of implementing a perpetual motion machine, and i have some doubts about the fundamental impossibility, take, for example, the cycle of nature, also on the principle of perpetual motion, the material fails,
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diesel fuel cannot start a perpetual motion machine, if you imagine a plasma engine, ovechkin, your head is as clear as the sun, only the sun has spots. that's all i needed.
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oh, come on, i'm a weak woman, well , strength is not required for this, skill is important for this, well , what else do you have that's interesting at school, well... maybe an elective on literature, yes, i beg you, please, i personally am a product of the scientific and technological revolution, natasha couldn't fall in love, i don't feel sorry for the poor thing, you slavkin don't have to fall in love with natasha rosta at all, you can easily fall in love with someone else, and as for whether or not to feel sorry for poor liza, do you feel sorry for her? well, on the one hand, you see, already on the one hand. antonina sergeevna, please read derakai's transformation theory or
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landau's two-component neutrino theory, that's where the perfection of composition and drama of ideas are. okay, i'll read it. and anyway, is it really possible to compare einstein with tolstoy or landau with dostoevsky? writers give us physicists nothing. well , maybe that's for you. they don't, einstein said, dostoevsky gives me much more than any scientist, he evokes in me an ethical impulse of such irresistible force that only a true work of art can produce. by the way, he loved tolstoy, and cervantes, and mozart. i, ovechkin, vova, also, by the way, loves mozart. so , as we do, you will make me a comparative analysis of dostoevsky's white nights with
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landao's two-component neutrino by next monday, am i right? named, and what rational kernel do you think there is in this paradox? kovalev, you still haven't handed me your essay on mayakovsky, maybe you'll answer orally, you see, antonina sergeevna. the thing is, i prefer shakespeare to mayakovsky. excuse me, but it's better to be a sinner than to be known as a sinner. in vain is the most terrible denunciation. and joy perishes, if it should be judged not by our opinion, but by someone else's. and mayakovsky is a reinforced concrete uncle. this is not true. listen. "all that my soul owns, and its wealth, go to its death, magnificence, that into eternity
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will decorate my step, into my very immortality, which thundering through all the centuries, the knee of the bent will gather the world eternity, all this, if you want, i will give it now for just one word, affectionate, human. yes, yes, please, igor nikolaevich, another female voice, thank you, verochka, hello, yes, yes, no, thank you for the congratulations, precisely on the occasion of landau's birthday, yes, i will be late, a buffet is planned, i brought a bottle of champagne, i got out the bird's milk, so... verch quickly god, do not be jealous, we are not ladies, but a misunderstanding. hello, verochka,
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excuse me, i'm urgently called to the pecsoviet. is that you? me . and i immediately guessed that you are katya shumeyka's dad, she sometimes comes to visit us, a beautiful girl, i'll tell you a secret, my grandson. in love with your katya, yes-yes, so maybe we'll become related, we don't need that, we don't
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need that, klava.
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hello, andrey andreyevich, andrey andreyevich.
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