i bought it a long time ago, i didn’t know what else would be on it, why i would need it, but i just understood that i needed it, there is a field around here, that is, let’s say, there are only two plots of land that i can buy, that is, let’s say , i’m no longer interested in buying somewhere 100 m from here, but as if for the future, as a priority, i bought this house, that is , because it’s not very expensive and it’s possible to store some tools and something else here, that is, and as it turned out, this is generally... for the future, that is to expand their greenhouse volumes, yeah, that is, in the future this house can be demolished and a greenhouse will appear in its place, not even in the future, it's already in the plans, in the near future, that is, we want to dismantle it, build a warehouse in this place, and also build a greenhouse behind the warehouse, the neighbors, who are on the other side of the street, should worry about their houses and plots, well , they don't have to worry, on the contrary, they can be happy that there are no problems, well, i don't have a priority in what to buy through there let's say... across the street houses i had only

priority when buying houses from neighboring ones, the whole family works on alexey's plantation one way or another, what is this, monetary relations or a desire to help her son and husband, let's figure it out, the wife works, well, she helps here, dad generally lives in the boiler room for 3 months, and you have labor relations , that is, you somehow have some kind of salary, some kind of rate or how do you work so that the money that we...

that he will go somewhere to russia, earn money and bring me, let's say, give me some money, like me i explain this to myself, i understand that, let's say , i don't buy anything particularly cool there now, that is, that could cause some kind of negative emotion, some kind of indignation in my loved ones, that is, i explain this to everyone that literally wait a year or two there we will become the largest on the market and i will, so to speak, distribute dividends to everyone, now in alexey's guys the land is being saturated with the necessary elements and is preparing for the start of the planting season, even though there are no tulips here now, there is something to look at, namely the area of ​​this greenhouse is 500 km, yeah, that is, from two greenhouses we get 1.00 squares, yeah, yeah, 1. here now, what is planted here, right now we have phacelia growing here, this is the so-called green manure, which fertilizes the soil for us so that in season our tulips, they said thank you for such soil and gave us the largest, tallest , coolest tulips there, and... here in terms of volume, here we have

those very fans, yeah, the ones we talked about, here the water comes to them, yeah, everything here is warmed up or, on the contrary, cooled down there to the required temperature in terms of growth, that's right, yeah, that is, it is supported, can i give a couple of tips, not in terms of the wholesale tulip business, for a simple summer resident who bought some kind of bulb, maybe there are a couple of life hacks on how to grow it better, here's how to do it at your dacha, and if we talk about tulips specifically, that is, let's say we grow it in... on such and such an industrial scale, due to this, our bulbs are planted very close to each other, that is, let's say, how to plant this on a plot, i would advise planting them as much as possible wide, so that they have room, since they have a large root system, and that is, if you plant them not close, but at least at a distance of 5 cm, 5-10 cm from each other, it will be great, but in general the bulb itself has everything to grow a good tulip, that is, there it probably depends more on the weather.

well, at least there i don’t know a week, the bigger the bud, the better for them, that is, they want to surprise their girlfriend, wife, mother for the smallest amount possible, that’s the problem, the bigger the bud, the faster it will go or it will be oppressed, that is, it will wither faster, that is, even if it is a closed bud, yes , there may be a life hack, how to choose a flower, the most important characteristic is a small bud, so let it be a small bud, but it will gain volume in your vase, that is, this is how it gains volume in our garden bed and we observe and see all this. and admire, and so when you buy

a small bud, it gains volume right here, it blossoms in your place, and it will naturally live longer, this is one of the characteristics that you need to pay attention to when buying flowers, let's do it once and for all. personally sold them, that is, from me to my beloved second halves? and of course we will dispel this stupid myth in my opinion, here is a camera, yellow tulips, can they be given as a gift too, there was such a moment, what i thought, about yellow ones no one buys, you can buy less yourself, here i am as the person who planted them myself, when i personally sold tulips, here a person buys yellow tulips from me, i asked, why do you buy yellow tulips, they are for separation. yeah. and where there is wealth, there is a second half. yes. our day is coming to an end, all this time i was tormented by one question. a question that, i hope, alexey himself can clearly answer for himself. how many flowers should you

master and grow so that your inner motor, at least for a short time , calms down, so that you can devote yourself to your family, somehow more to this. but to be honest, this year, this season, when we grew 480,000, it was quite difficult, at some point i realized that now i just want to lie down and lie with your wife, just talk about something, talk, and do nothing, that is, perhaps, i have this bar, let's say, it grows every year, that is , somehow i have some kind of little room in my head now, that a million tulips and , like, maybe we can think of something, but i understand that this is like another step. well, on the way to my long journey, well, then let this very million tulips happen in your life as quickly as possible, because you are now 25, yes, youth is one, these 25 will never be again, there will be 26, 27, 28, so let you

have time to lie down with your wife and talk about something, not about flowers, i agree, thank you for this day, thank you very much, that it will work out, i sincerely hope that this million tulips will happen to alexey as soon as possible, we remember the promise of our hero, as soon as he becomes number one in the world of tulips, he will distribute dividends to the whole family, let this happen as soon as possible.

gurevich semyon sholomonovich, commander of telephone and cable platoon 107.

supreme council guard lieutenant semyon shlomonovich gurevich was awarded the title of hero of the soviet union with the order of lenin and the gold star medal.

not in a turn, solid cockroaches, and what is your question to andrei andreevich, i will teach you russian literature, you i oh-oh-oh-oh, what is it, poor thing, why, well, there is such a weighty woman spat like serafima vasilyevna and transferred to another school, spat, well, you know, not so much that literally on the floor, but very expressively left, if she, with her weighty... could not stand it, then you won't be able to resist at all, 60 kilograms to carry,

59, you take teachers by weight, you know , resistance of materials, i mean our students resist, geniuses, future einsteins, how can i put it more delicately, they don't really prefer your subject, understandable, understandable, but never mind, i'm deliberately resisting, great. then let's go to the pool, to the director, oh, just look at this picture, our geniuses are rushing around like pike, throwing a ball to a quark, no one will guess, that's what they call your director a quark, and he's yourself in attention quarks?

no, it's a violation, don't put pressure on me with the director's authority, sport is first of all uncompromising, sport is

first of all objectivity, on what occasion is the mini -petsovet, on the occasion of the explosion, really mine, no, yours, igor nikolaevich, thank god, are not mature enough for blasting operations, stepan fyevich, you... offend me very much, underestimating the mental potential of the eight, they will show themselves very soon, i assure you, i have ovechkin, vova, so, so, so. and what actually happened explosion, the explosion that occurred and the response to the screams shown is not scientific thinking, then an explosion is always something, and if an accident happened, and as for an accident, my dear, no one is ever insured against it, no one is insured, well, that's enough,

i'll run away from you, we'll clean up the... we'll do the montage for me and semyon semyonovich, greetings, whoever teaches badly has to pay, i want to understand who these three are, who they are, thinkers or elementary laymen, well, with the respected colleague. scientifically, please, justify it to me, why did you blow up the physics lab, well, i didn't even imagine that an explosion could happen, and you , and i even more so, and you too, why, i assumed the possibility of an explosion, but tried to avoid it, slavkin and lukin could not foresee the explosion, because i set them narrow tasks, all of you did the analysis

of chemical transformations, yura, the mathematical calculations... i did the calculation of the experiment, i was alone, bad, oh, how bad, how could you risk the lives of your comrades, hiding the danger of the experiment from them, i was afraid that they would get scared, this is not an excuse. lead experiment - it is first of all to take full responsibility for yourself. well, and you, didn't you know the end result? well, yes, vidka, i said that when everything works out, you will gasp, and how did you gasp? so. and what should

have turned out? metallic hydrogen? what? it's crazy. what ignorance? what ignorance? to solve such a global problem in a school laboratory. well, however, for this laboratory, half of our institute was shaken up. come on, wild rejects, your calculations and obtaining metallic hydrogen, and you to the board, the initial idea and the end result, quick, quick, so, come in, can i, hello, i'm listening to you, we're talking about the

plan, the thing is that we're not happy with it. eh, please! so, let's take it in order, your eighth a put forward an idea to create a scientific and technical society. the idea is very good, your president gave me a plan for scientific research. in my opinion, the plan is quite feasible, what about you? i'm not happy, all the plans of the president, well, the plan can be complicated, as for the president, presidents are elected from a certain number of candidates, and you appointed him by a strong-willed decision? ira sharova, first student tenth a, mm, i need solid evidence to remove her, she is simply uninteresting, boring, well colleagues,

these are meager accusations, she is formal. in the end, forgive me, nto is not a circus, the president is not a clown, she is a formal leader, well, this is a principled argument, i promise you the presidential elections, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, so, well? i think we should invite professor kulikov, let him give a competent conclusion, you are free to go. tell me, please, i would like to know, and you couldn't figure it out yourself? well

, you see, to figure it out doesn't mean to give a competent conclusion. metallic hydrogen is solid state physics, i study high energy physics, igor nikolaevich elementary particles. pure water, well, zinochka, our former olympic champion, we know each other, antonina sergeevna, literature, lovely, listen, i have an idea, what if we propose kovalyova's candidacy for president of the nto, huh? hi geni, you can sit down. albert einstein, the essence of the theory

of relativity. well, what did you understand? and he didn't just got it, he still plays on a paperclip. if you don't get it, i can explain. the theory of relativity is based on two postulates. the principle of relativity and the principle of constancy of the speed of light, first the clocks located at points a and b are synchronized. the light signal leaves the point at time ta 0 and arrives at point b at time tb, is reflected there and arrives at point a at time t1. let's write down the synchronization conditions. tb = 1/2 + ta1. we'll skip the humorous calculations and go straight to the transformation: x2 = x - vt to √ 1 - v2 on c2, t' = t - vx2 on√ 1 - v2 on c2. there is

a relationship between space and time, that is , we are talking about a single four-dimensional space, well, how is it not very difficult, go to your place, thinker, yes, of course. hierostratus to become simpler, blew up in from the laboratory all school is known. let's get down to business. i heard that you have a vacant position of the president of the nto. the petssovet proposes my candidacy. brief biographical data. height: 175, weight. 60 unlimited abilities, there is such a concept, unlimited limitations, this

is not about your capabilities, for small injections not i react, but i warn you, for every action there is always an equal and opposite reaction, teach children newton, who hit the head with an apple. we know, and you know newton's binomial theorem, i can explain, listen, wonderdick, why are you hanging around in the eighth grade, come to us in the tenth, i write with mistakes, i can't find a mathematical pattern in grammar, and you take shorthand, there are only hooks, no mistakes are visible, i looked at your plan, a weak plan, we need to make another one. and what if we include only one point, metallic hydrogen, i will set you some narrow tasks, well, outwardly

everything looks nice here, come on, thank you. but your principle of distributing narrow tasks does not suit us, maybe i am not suitable for the presidency? well, we will discuss this and decide. oh so? well then i refuse myself, understand? i myself do not want to get involved with you. that's how, that's how we knock out presidents. metallic hydrogen researcher, professor kulyakov, professor kulyakov, oh, excuse me, kovalev. and

tell me, why are you interested in metallic hydrogen? and if i was interested in antisigma minus hyper, wouldn't you be surprised? well, let's see, well, it's clear, however, your method is naive without...

"kovalev, why do you want to seem not like you are, and i am like this, i need money, that i am not suitable for a lab assistant, go, kovalev, we will consult and decide, and i don't need anything, i refuse myself, myself, no need." kovalev, don't you think that you need to apologize, why are you crying, yes, i'll take him, i'll take him, why are you boiling, you've become really nervous here, do utogenic training, listen,

you've had enough of this school. it would be good if there was still a school, like yo, landau or kopica, but some kindergarten has set up, is it not enough work for you at the institute or something? listen, do you have any interesting teachers here, stop it, how were you talking to kovalev, why? you know what, i'll tell you this, i 'm not trained in your pedagogical antimony, i'm for... moratoriums, excuse me, i've covered everything, well , well, there is something in his reasoning, so to speak, in general, so to speak, elementary crap, oh, yes, i noticed it before you, but kovalev is a smart guy, you can't just cut off the shoulder, that can discourage any desire for independent thinking, i'm taking him to my lab, that says it all, in my opinion, what else do you want from me, pedagogy,

my dear, is an eternal search, maybe i'm searching too. what are you saying, you know what i'll tell you, we graduated from a regular school and nothing, then we became doctors, and why are special schools needed for all children now, you see, because time flies forward, and transmission systems ready-made knowledge has worn itself out, i am convinced of this, and what can replace it, the research method, get it, research, why are you talking to me like i'm deaf, problem statement. the ability to formulate a hypothesis, well, defending its truth, and finally, defending your decision in front of the entire class. you know what i'll tell you, in general, it's tempting, but i won't transfer my sasha to your school for now. it's a pity, he's a smart guy, however, he's got his mother's intelligence, his mother's, yeah, yeah, well, your humor has become, i'll tell you, poor quality,

and in general it seems to me that you have something burning here. it smells, and my physics lab was blown up, it hasn't cleared up yet, what are you saying, it means that science is not sleeping here, they are not sleeping here at mine, listen, so let's make an agreement with you, and why did i take your kovalyov, it seems to me that he is already ripe for explosions, maybe you, you have someone else ripening there, okay, you go ahead and supply me, and i'll make you a list, go, but without the family name, we will prove that belarusian cuisine is not only potato pancakes, we will cook something something new, something i've never tried, never seen, the name of this something is very funny, you say, bourgeois, mantul.

the most important thing, remember: asetor is juicy, but not fatty, so this dish can safely be called dietary and very healthy. let's learn more about the historical past of belarus. in ancient times , only men had the right to weave sludsky belts, there is a reasonable justification for this: the work was physically very hard and one had to have remarkable endurance in order to weave a belt. we will show what they eat in different drumstick, in slonim. the sweetness is incredible, and then a very pleasant aftertaste begins , and the banana in this situation perfectly complements the chicken and, as a result, decorates our slonim.

zaśpiewajmy, jeszcze raz, nie wydańczony tydą, dalą druga ta, where is mom?

listen, granny, for as long as i've known you, you 've been planning to go to paris all the time, why?

hello, hello! do you want me to guess your name? i have a very rare name. well, if rare, then what is it? klava, klava. and what's your name? i'm klava the secret. just yesterday signed a non-disclosure agreement on state secrets. are you kidding? no. dear kovalyov. oh, excuse me. i had absolutely no doubt. that you would be elected president of the nto, congratulations, that's absolutely

wonderful, congratulations, excuse me, so you are the president, the president, and what is the nto? it 's a scientific and technical society. and who does it consist of? of these academics, of course? korolyov! excuse me! unfortunately, science doesn't wait, kovalyov, i'll tell you, i'll whistle, that is, we decided to make you president, i know, i semyon semyonovich said, said that the probationary period, tundra, professor kulikov takes me without a probationary period, who, the head of the laboratory, to deal with metallic hydrogen, no, the study of thin films of transition metals, and what about hydrogen, hydrogen needs to be broken through. before drawing up a new plan for nto,

let's fantasize a little. what is this? a child's game? this is gymnastics for gray matter. this is where your brain is located, it needs to be trained. now i will ask you two questions. what scientific discoveries do you foresee in the nearest future. in 10 years we foresee the creation of powerful interplanetary ships, and we ourselves will personally be engaged

in the development of new systems of movement in space, which will be qualitatively different from modern rocket and even photon engines. and who is this we? alyosha and i, and i thought you were in love with her, he was in love with me, i was you, it can't be, maybe, maybe, my dad also made all his discoveries with aunt yuliy. and married my mother because she is beautiful. guys, guys, let's stay closer to science. vova ovechkin, i i will be a theorist, i have my own hypothesis, if matter is infinite, then elementary particles are also infinite. only the contribution to each of them in the structure is different, not the same. consider, for example, an electron, it has a certain charge, spin. in short, i want to use this example. listen, ovechkin, i think you have nothing to do in the tenth grade either. you go straight to the academy of sciences.

what are you doing here, bogart, i'm breathing ovechkin, and you too, go breathe somewhere else, you came on a date, with katya shumeyka, why am i

you took it, well then go breathe somewhere else, i have a date with katya here. i have katya, listen, let's leave together, since she acts like that, and why shouldn't she act like that, do you think she doesn't look in the mirror, doesn't know what 's the most beautiful thing in school, there's lenka bobkova who knows that she's not pretty, so it won't occur to her to appoint two at once, are you going? where are you going? you're half an hour late, and you couldn't wait? i was getting dressed, it's so cold. okay, let's go. where? ovechkin

is sitting there, well, let him sit. how? "listen, i still think that you're bagartion's great-grandson, you even look like him, i look like my dad, who is your dad? i don't have a dad, he died on the border, my mom too, it's called a border incident, i live with my grandparents." let's go to the movies, but what about ovechkin? for this ovechkin? nothing will work, he is too kind and gentle. and you, can you become a nobel laureate? you can become one,

but it won't happen soon, i 'll go to the army after school. dates, usually, my grandfather believes that every man should go through military service, so that everyone would be a defender of his country, but don't you think, that your grandfather has gone insane, to graduate from school to become a soldier, fantasy, my grandfather, my grandfather, the smartest , the kindest, don't give a damn about it, i'll give a damn, then you need to become a nobel laureate,

oh, what's the big deal? hello, sit down, my name is antonina sergeevna, from today i will be teaching you russian literature, who's on duty, why hasn't the board been wiped? you see, antonina sergeevna, we didn't know that we would have literature, alyoshka kabinin brought the integral, we can't take it, let me not erase it, we'll sit after school. okay, i allow it, antonina sergeyevna, don't worry, we're all like julia and caesar here, we read, we solve, we listen at the same time, well, okay, if you're all like julia and caesar, then please, solve,

read, listen at the same time, then you allow it, i allow it, only so that i don't have to call you to attention, then you'll allow me to talk to you and at the same time look out the window, my garden, sick and white, my light on the slope of the day, a childishly clumsy gesture, remember me, the yard and the exit... in alley, long evening without fire, forest not tidied up, bare echoing, remember me, all unrighteous speeches, place of our main meeting, remember me, what force rushes

us dashingly, we drive in different directions, barely audible, barely quietly we remember me, now i have become more stingy in desires, my life, or did you dream of me, as if i were spring... galloped naked early on a pink horse. does the pink horse really exist, or is it an abstract object. what do you think? fantasy, all this. exquisite literature. yes, well, why in such a tone? in my opinion, fantasy is not a privilege of art. there is fantasy in science too. fantasy in science is something completely different. who exactly, is this, is this an essay again? no,

i will simply consider this an introduction to you, you can call it not an essay, but a reflection, a reflection on fantasy in science, and do you like any poetry, bagarsiona. no, why? but i am glad that you write poetry,

but i did not like them, simply as poetry, rather weak and pigonian, in general, even i think that the thought that you wanted there express, much more interesting than form, then poetry in general is not rhymed. thought, this is a special state of mind, and the eagle did not flap its wings, the stars huddled in horror to the moon, if exactly a pink flame, the word floated in the sky, and for low life there were numbers, like domestic cattle, because all shades of meaning, a smart number. conveys, you should not be afraid of the fact that your poems are weak, you are not a professional, even goethe

asked to be indulgent towards the importunity of young amateurs, he believed that it is from them that in adulthood they turn out true admirers of art and its masters, so i hope for this, i came to you precisely for this purpose, to... teach you to understand great literature, to love it, to know it, so that you understand that writing great poetry is no less significant than making a great discovery in science, that this also requires life from their creators, and although anna andreyevna akhmatova wrote, when would you know, from what rubbish poetry grows? does not know shame, like a yellow dandelion by the fence, like burdock or bebeda, nevertheless her whole life,

this is just burning in the fire of poetry, where are you, you have to, you'll make ends meet, i have a prison , i won't be a kochu, what happened again, he wants to run away , we have homework to do, oh you, well vova, stop being cheeky, we... with your father , we won't see that you're a genius, we'll give you a good thrashing, you'll immediately gain consciousness, mishka, grishka, let 's go do your homework, take my textbooks, what do you have, a pool with two taps. where's the catch, it came together, what do you have, and my formula

for abbreviated multiplication doesn't expand, it's jammed somewhere. i beg you, please solve it more simply, otherwise my teacher is threatening to nominate me for the math olympiad, take off your shoes, we have hollow ones, wow, so many books, just please don't ask, mom doesn't allow you to take books out of

the house. why is he sighing? old man. hello. hello. mom, this is sasha bakration. his grandfather was a general, his dad was an officer, and he himself is bagartion's propagandist. how interesting, i think you even look like bagartion in some way, huh? i look like my dad. katenka, maybe you should ask sasha to help us first? and then we 'll have some tea and cakes. okay. well then great. "you see, my mother and i decided to change the breed, doc it's not fashionable anymore, we need to get rid of milord, you see how old he is, he even has a stool, and what do dogs sit for, of course, everything is like with people, insomnia, and pressure, he walks around the apartment all night and coughs like an old man, you take him somewhere, of course, he could have been

put to sleep, but my mother and i think, it's cruel, you invited me here for this, and if you don't want to, just say so, for me vichkin will do everything, he is in love with me, you are a beautiful fool, and where is the descendant of bagaration, yes he is lying. please, here is his passport, here is his you i, excuse me, can i take him for myself, medals, goodbye. goodbye, boy,

boy, well, dog, good, i, i didn't know anything, went out into the hall to feed him, and they say to me, you want to take him, yes, that is, no, don't worry, he will like us. yes, i believe you, i see you are kind, you noticed, the categories of kindness are not in fashion now, they say intelligent, energetic, businesslike, even enterprising, but never kind.

in a certain century in a certain year, so-so, suddenly an apple fell in newton's garden, this incident greatly helped physics, and how did they bake an apple pie from an apple? ah apple, ah this apple, of course, an apple pie, ah apple, ah this apple, of course, an apple pie, was a great physicist, marie curie's husband, but the radio activity noticed the variation, the husband was standing nearby, somewhere near her, but such

subtleties are poorer women. einstein's room looks quite good, next to the integrals a violin on the wall, and charlie chaplin's is not built, well at least a small synchronized one, to see off andrei andreevich, an international symposium is leaving.

a real puzzle for us, as time travelers. this is one of the oldest items in our collection. this is the elkapion cross, which dates back a century. today, such a cross is worn, for example, by the pope or bishops. the task of our guides is to ignite in you the desire to touch belarusian culture personally. these are the kinds of techniques we love. and we love beautiful things.

we will tell you about the progressive experience of various organizations in our country. once upon a time , this workshop was half empty compared to the fact that there are 50 new items now, this is more than ever, and in... it's you, when you enter the workshop, your smile speaks, it's immediately obvious that you've come to your place. i love the people who work here, i have the feeling that i 'm coming home. watch the project quality mark on our tv channel.

how do you like our school? i have the most superficial impressions so far. i had three classes. and each time i think that i will never meet such talented students again. well , which one is the most interesting? yes, perhaps, the one that will be in the spring. kovalyov alone is worth something, oh, clever, clever, clever, well, as for the attitude to my

subject in your school, well, you see, dear sergeyevna, you came to us from an ordinary school? where the attitude to each subject is equal, we have the kingdom of exact sciences, you understand, we have a physics and mathematics school, we prepare technicians, you understand? but it seemed to me that any school should graduate harmoniously developed people, you know, sometimes i feel terribly sorry that you have a poor understanding of physics, stop here, please, thank you,

antonia sergeevna, maybe we'll have dinner together, but i didn't get it, well, what 's so unclear, let's have dinner together, all the best. ovechkin, if you're going to blow up the school, then you're probably on the right track, i wanted the opposite, but if it's the other way around, then let's sit in the lab. together semyon

semyonovich, thank you, but it's impossible, i have to myself, you know, it's a matter of my honor, chershey, a lady is involved, ui, lovely, lovely. semyon semyonovich, excuse me, but lovely, it's not a modern category, you'd better say, well, at least hippie, hip, it's not for my age, then sure, that's what you need.

went, our baaba likes to play it safe, why are you silent, give me your briefcase, our shifulya was upset, why? the plan was cut, only films remained, a bright prospect for the future, and hydrogen, and hydrogen flew first of all, bababu needs your hydrogen, like a ribesontik.

give him a useful coefficient. what question do you have for evgeny onesimovich? personally. on personal matters, evgeny anisimovich accepts your state question from evga anisimovich. if he deems it necessary. explain in a reasoned way why you rejected metallic hydrogen? please, sit down, so they call me a baabab. there is

something in this, hardened, isn't it, you are a baabab in the monumental sense of the word, in the monumental sense it is also bad. so, young man, you are concerned about metallic hydrogen, and i rejected it, i am forced to, we do not have the appropriate laboratories, staff, funds, and what if we change the profile of our laboratory? films, films are an urgent need, and metallic hydrogens are a pipe dream, we can parallelize our research, i ready to conduct experiments on... "young man, you have your whole life ahead of you, spend your savings on your strength, then you will achieve everything, but i don't need everything, i need metallic

hydrogen, its properties are still poorly studied, but i am convinced that modern physics really lacks them, excuse me, i took up your time." oh, hello, hello, and i thought that we would never meet again, or would meet when we become old men. by the way, i am a freelance correspondent for tarusa, do you read the last page of the komsavalka? i have there were two notes, i 'm going to the journalism department after school, i need printed work there, if you would agree to give me an interview.

hello, hello, andryusha, dear, hello, hello, hello, what's new at the symposium? lots of new stuff, zinochka, did they discover a metallomin in space, a nightmare? no need

to worry, hello, welcome back, antonina sergeevna, we have the landau physics and mathematics school, if my memory serves me right, and not yesenin. landa and a dash yesenin. it's impossible. andrey andreevich, do you know what? today ovechkin took down antonin sergeyevny's essay in shorthand. yes, i gave him an excellent grade. why are you laughing? what 's funny about that? why did you give him an excellent grade? for what? well, firstly, because he is a thinker, not an elementary layman. secondly, because he found a logical way out of his blatant illiteracy. it's just astraumic. but what if he makes mistakes in shorthand? check it out, andrei andreevich. ha, did you give him the essay topic? but that's outside the program. the pink horse in scientific creativity. antonina sergeyevna, i don't think you understand very well. what

is the difference between fantasy in scientific creativity and fantasy in art? fantasies in art are pure fiction, unfortunately. very often irresponsible, fantasy in science is a look into the future, it is a hypothesis - it is a dream based on strict scientific facts, someday a person will fly to another galaxy on a ship made of metallic hydrogen, but no one will ever be able to gallop on a pink horse, absolutely not, but he is wrong, he has been galloping on a pink horse for a long time. clouds antonina sergeyevna in normal school, he would have been given an f.

hello, i am your teacher. volodya wanted to see how he lives, he lives well, come in, thank you.

mozart, salieri, parasite. he can't compose, and people, please, by the way, the legend about mozart's poisoning by salieri is not confirmed by facts, so you are angry in vain, sorry, vova, salieri did not poison anyone, who of you lied, you or pushkin, it was just pushkin who fantasized, without taking into account the real facts.

tell me, tell me, well, a theorist, mm, have you heard, yes, profession, it's good when it's needed on every corner, i service five nine-tazhkas, so i get paid like two and a half engineers, on which corner did you see, a theoretician is needed, well, he will become a theoretician, then the brothers won't shoot tens, i 'm calm about them, these will be practitioners for me, i 'll make these accelerated plumbers out of them, well , okay, i'm going, goodbye. antonina sergeevna, and i wanted to give you this, volodya. thank you, goodbye, goodbye,

goodbye, antonina, goodbye, and what's there? that this is a pink horse, well and a gelding, it is not a gelding, it is a dream, a dream, you say, and why do i see nothing but a horse, i do not know. business, i

want to have a heart-to-heart talk with you here, do you understand, about what? including a thing that i myself do not know what about, we live under the same roof, it seems like across the street, how are you doing there? metallic hydrogen, deaf, our house management is also out of order, we do not live across the street at all, andrei andreevich, can i, yes, please, i am listening to you, ovechkin. what-what personality, what personality, in what

what do you mean personality? not a sports personality, he ignores physical education classes, i've already given him 17 twos, and he says that he's going to become a theorist, not a football player, and he doesn't care about sports, maybe you, andrei andreevich, by your example... how by your example, i don't understand, i play football, i play water polo, i finally passed the gto standard from the whole school, well, what about me, zenechka, well , you just how, what's the matter, you're somehow humiliating yourself in vain, belittling yourself, you are, after all, an olympic champion in rowing, huh? let's go have dinner, now. and in general you were wrong

to refuse alimony, my personal business, hello, hello, hello, hello, proskova palovna, are you taking honey, oh, thank you, well, how are you here, you 've grown thin with this work and study, and you know, i dreamed about metallic hydrogen today, and it, seryozha, is contained in such small grains, even less prosen. sparkles, hello, hello, who are you visiting, ignato lives here, here, and who are you, come in, the red rangers have come to see you, hello,

hello, hello, guys. your last name is ignatova and your name is proskovia pavlovna? ​​yes, and were you a partisan? i was a partisan, i was a liaison. what? do you have any awards? i have awards . a medal for bravery. well, what bravery? there is also a medal for the victory over germany. here are all the awards. no, not all. the french silver cross has not been able to find you for over 30 years. my god, it means that my little frenchman is alive, he fell in our forest, so i drag him, drag him, and he smiles to somehow hide his pain, and

speaks to me, so poorly in russian, he speaks. he says, madam, i invite you to paris, granny, pasha, i'll take you to paris, gentlemen, i received some unpleasant news , an inspector is coming to see us, madam from... a personal newspaper, i'm urgently flying off to the institute, if he asks for me, you'll say, i've got smallpox, yes, in a normal school this would cause at least a little stir, how to meet her,

who to send to class, well, if she's not a crocodile, then i think we'll somehow be able to meet her, and shash? we have to, and if she 's a beautiful blonde, and i am a blonde, hello, allow me introduce yourself special correspondent ivakina, please allow me to invite you to a lesson, to my elective too, come in, considering.

well, how are you? excellent. my vakina, i am now vakina. doctor of pedagogical sciences. not like borka. borka and i broke up after 2 years. he never became an artist. and what kind of pink horse did he give you? do you keep it? well , how are you? i work, as always, well , compared to other schools, you have a man's kingdom here, more of a scientific society, and

what business are you in? our newspaper is going to launch a discussion dedicated to the problems of schools of the future. my vakin is already working on a sharply polemical article, well and after i get to know your school i will write a review, will you advise something, you know... "i'm new here, but it's very interesting, i generally think that we need specialized schools, have you heard anything about metallic hydrogen? no, and that it is now one of the world's problems, our tenth-grader dared to solve it, the laboratory could not stand it." the hosts of travel shows are like at home, they know exactly how

to behave when visiting, here is my instructor today, yes, today i am lucky, so small, but beautiful, very beautiful, shukran, you can say, thank you, shukran. good morning, friends, rooster, yes, we have it like that, good morning, and how is your rooster, crowing, kikerki, kikerki, yes, wow, that's it, where i came to the jungle in venezuela or something, one of the oldest, mosques in our territory, it is muslim, it is a muslim temple, and also share their vivid impressions, oh-oh, this is a treat for us, bravo, how delicious, clean,

natural, sweet it is, and such a fragrant, smell, summer, bright, watch on the belarus 24 tv channel, the era of western domination is leaving, the central... orshama plant, they have made great progress in terms of technology, and i and tailors, we review all foreign trips, working visits to our country, we are very

proud when he is in our clothes, 27 import-substituting projects have been agreed with the russian federation, the project is aimed at modernizing existing industries. the amazing landscape of the belarusian lake district, upland and open lowland bogs, pine forests, flood meadows lakes are a habitat. of endangered animals birds that you will not meet anywhere else in belarus. the main topics on the main air. watch on the belarus 24 tv channel . have you done all the lab work? that's it! notebooks on the table. yes, quickly, thank you, thank you. thank you. so, the topic of today's lesson

is anti-scientific. or maybe we shouldn't waste time on it? napoleon said that wasting time is criminal. ovechkin, don't tell me how to live. physics is already enough of a drag. this is not a theater, and by the way, on saturday all classes we're going to the play countdown, this is obenstein, i'll be with a girl, so, so please don't express your subjective thoughts, as if last time, about my personal taste, because as you know, there's no accounting for taste, that's right, before you is a diagram of a perpetual motion machine or mobile, publications of a perpetual motion machine were undertaken by ignorant inventors back in the 12th century. in 1775 , the french academy of sciences, literally inundated with projects for perpetual motion machines,

issued a special decree not to consider such projects due to their complete futility absurdities. well, after more than 200 years, we have to admit that the idea of ​​creating a perpetual motion machine is also eternal. of course, ovechkin, i would not waste time uselessly like napoleon. so that i am not frightened by your wild ingenuity, so, before you is a diagram of a perpetual motion machine, in my opinion, everything is clear here, it is a magnet, an inclined plane, a trough, a hole, an iron ball, well, then everything is clear. so, the class is divided into two parts: some are inventors of the perpetual motion machine, others are technical experts. the task of the experts is to fail inventors.