announcer 1: the following is a paid advertisement for crepe erase, the number one system for crepey skin. announcer 2: it can deliver stunning results on your arms, legs, hands, chest, and even your neck. announcer 1: featuring legendary actress and crepe erase success story, jane seymour. >> crepey skin makes me feel old. i am really sick of looking down

and wondering what happened to me. >> i feel like i am missing out on life because of my skin. i want to change. jane: hi, i am jane seymour. have you ever had a moment in your life when you find something that changes everything? my epiphany was an antiaging body treatment system that made my skin look younger. it is called crepe erase. it is the easiest two step system that can transform crepe papery skin we begin to see a certain age into smoother, firmer, more beautiful skin that looks as young as you feel. if you are embarrassed by crepey looking hands, knees, that make you want to hide, this is your chance to feel confident and beautiful in your own skin. >> from the first time i used crepe erase, i could see a difference with one application. >> i felt more confident about the way i look. >> my husband loves to hug me. he is feeling my skin -- he says

my god, it is really, really soft. announcer 1: but what is crepey skin? >> crepey skin comes out of two things, losing the elastin and collagen, the complex proteins that make up the backbone, the matrix of your skin and dermis. number two, we lose the ability to retain moisture in our skin, it gets dry, loose, it has lost its of volume. it is very similar to crepe paper. announcer 1: finally, help say goodbye to crepey, wrinkly old-looking skin. announcer 2: the secret is a skincare innovation called trufirm, and only crepe erase has it. trufirm is a breakthrough in skin science. first, it targets the dermal enzymes that break down collagen and elastin. second, it promotes your skin's

natural elasticity, giving you that youthful looking snapback. trufirm supports and reinforces your skin's own netting, making it look smoother, firmer, younger. announcer 1: crepe erase has become the must-have antiaging body treatment for celebrities, including figure skater dorothy hamill. announcer 2: "little house on the prairie" actress melissa gilbert. announcer 1: and 12 time olympic medalist dara torres. >> i have people coming up to me all the time because they see me on tv talking about crepe erase. the first thing they want to know is, does it work? my answer is, yes it does. >> i feel more comfortable in my skin, thanks to crepe erase. >> it is nice to be 60 and have younger looking skin. >> people come up to me in the grocery store, all the time. is it true, does it work, do you use it? yes, it is true. because of crepe erase, the crepey stuff is gone. announcer 1: you have probably experienced the disappointment of trying to improve your dry, crepey skin with a regular

lotion. announcer 2: crepe erase is a targeted antiaging system for the body to visibly repair and prevent crepey skin for stunning results like this, instantly. and even better results after 30 days. after 60 days, the skin is noticeably smoother, firmer, and less crepey looking. jane: i use crepe erase every day. it is amazing. i can have bare legs. at my age, really? >> i have been using crepe erase for three years. my skin literally just keeps getting better and better. announcer 2: coming up. announcer 1: watch as jane makes a surprise visit to an unsuspecting crepe erase user. plus, we introduce a brand-new addition to the crepe erase system. announcer 2: our groundbreaking four-in-one eye capsules designed to treat the fine, crepey skin around your eyes.

find out how to get it free on today's show. >> i can throw my hair behind and show my neck to the world. i feel sexy, youthful, beautiful. it is silky, soft and feels so nice. i finally really can say, i do feel good in my skin again. announcer 1: please welcome emmy award and golden globe winning actress -- announcer 2: mother, friend, artist, philanthropist, and ageless crepe erase ambassador, jane seymour. [applause] jane: thank you. my goodness, hello everyone. our studio audience is filled with people who have experienced the age defying power of crepe erase.

don't you all look amazing, what do you think? no wonder it is the number one system for the treatment of crepey skin. why? >> it works. jane: it works. in fact, crepe erase is so unique and powerful, that 96% of women that participated in our recent survey -- that is right, 96%, reported they felt more confident without their clothing on, after using crepe erase. that is confidence, right? joining us now is emmy award-winning and golden globe nominated actress, fellow grandmother and fellow crepe erase fanatic, my dear friend, melissa gilbert. [applause] melissa: gorgeous. oh my goodness, look at these gorgeous women.

jane: isn't it something? melissa: it is a room full of gorgeous, glowing women. i love this. jane: everyone remembers you as a young, little girl. as laura ingalls, from "little house on the prairie." but you are not that little girl anymore, are you? melissa: no, not even close. i am a grandma now. [applause] melissa: i am proud of it. jane: when did you first notice you had crepey skin? melissa: five years ago, in my late 40's. i started to notice the horrible crepey skin was on my chest, neck, arms, legs, hands. it made me feel bad about myself. jane: so many women feel the same way. melissa: i thought, this is just the way it will be. my skin will just age this way. i do not feel old -- 52 is not old, is it? [applause] melissa: i am a grandma, but i am a sexy, sassy grandma. i tried all of these different products, then i found crepe erase. it is different from any of the other products out there. it improved the texture of it, made it softer.

it made me feel better about myself. jane: i remember when i first started using crepe erase, i was astounded it worked immediately. i noticed right away that my hands, my neck, my arms, and even my knees and shins -- you ever get crepey shins? they went from dry and rough and crepey to supple in just one application. i like to show off now. [laughter] melissa: i do, too. the first application is phenomenal. the more you use it as time passes, weeks and months, and now a year goes by and i find it is better and better and better and better. [applause] >> inwardly i feel youthful and vital. but i look in the mirror and see a different person. wow, i am that woman that has that crepey skin i do not want. when i used crepe erase, i saw instant results. all the wrinkles seemed to disappear and it looked more dewy and radiant. i am 68 years old, and with crepe erase, i am absolutely rocking this dress. >> i have told all of my friends, feel my arms, feel how soft they are. this is the new me. i feel younger, i am happier since crepe erase. they have sold me for life.

[applause] >> inwardly i feel youthful and vital. but i look in the mirror and see a different person. wow, i am that woman that has that crepey skin i do not want. when i used crepe erase, i saw instant results. all the wrinkles seemed to disappear and it looked more dewy and radiant. i am 68 years old, and with crepe erase, i am absolutely rocking this dress. >> i have told all of my friends, feel my arms, feel how soft they are. this is the new me. i feel younger, i am happier since crepe erase. they have sold me for life. jane: hundreds of thousands of women around the world have used crepe erase to treat crepey skin.

it is no wonder, because crepe erase has delivered dramatic, life-changing results. now, it is your turn to experience age defying power of crepe erase. announcer 1: it is time to stop hiding and reveal smoother, younger looking skin on your neck, hands, chest, arms, and legs. >> my neck looks 10 years younger. crepe erase is not a cream or lotion, it is a treatment, a magic one. >> i saw the results of crepe erase within the first three days. the wrinkles appear to be gone. announcer 2: crepe erase is the number one antiaging body system for crepey skin, because it really works. dr. ordon: as a doctor, the before and after pictures of crepe erase that i have seen are truly remarkable. crepe erase is the only system

out there that i recommend to my patients to reverse the signs of aging on the body. announcer 1: crepe erase is a simple, two-step system that is clinically proven to repair and prevent dry, crepey skin from head to toe. announcer 2: you can get amazing, instant results, like this. with continued use, your results get better and better. jane: i am honest. when i say i use something, i use it. i found a product that has made it unnecessary to use more, so why should i? announcer 1: your skin transformation begins with our exfoliating body polish. announcer 2: this important first step gently sweeps away dead skin cells to allow trufirm to penetrate into the skin, and paving the way to quicker, more dramatic results. prepping the skin for step two, the intensive body repair treatment with our exclusive trufirm. this breakthrough in skincare science is a botanical complex of powerful phytonutrients from dill, apple, and sage. crepe erase with trufirm has been scientifically proven to improve your skin's elasticity,

improving your skin's own netting, giving it that youthful snapback. this two-step powerhouse system with exclusive trufirm works synergistically to give you visibly plumper, firmer, younger looking skin all year long. announcer 1: how much would you pay to regain your confidence by having visibly smoother, more youthful looking, touchable skin again? today we're making it easy for you to try crepe erase through our most exciting offer ever. announcer 2: call or go online to order now and you will not pay $300, not $200, not even $100. today, through this tv only offer, you can transform your skin with crepe erase for only $59.95. what if we could go even lower? announcer 1: order in the next 18 minutes and use today's exclusive tv promo code and you will pay just $39.95. announcer 2: that is an instant, $20 savings. announcer 1: plus, be one of the first 500 to order and you will receive the newest addition to the crepe erase system, our

four-in-one eye renewal capsule. a $38 value, absolutely free. announcer 2: just as effective as crepe erase is for the body, this new formula is designed to reduce the appearance of eye puffiness, dark circles, and fine, crepey skin, to refresh and brighten the eye area for a younger, more radiant look. jane: crepe erase comes with a 60 day moneyback guarantee. if you're not astonished with your results, if you do not think, i love my skin again, then send it back for a full refund of the purchase price, even if the containers are empty. announcer 1: you will not find the special offer in any store. announcer 2: it is only available when you call or go online. it is the only way you can experience the magic of crepe erase for only $39.95. do not wait, call or go online to crepeerase.com right now. announcer 1: now, emmy nominated cohost of the wildly popular television show "the doctor." announcer 2: and an acclaimed

plastic surgeon in beverly hills. please join dr. andrew ordon, and your host, jane seymour. jane: dr. ordon, would you please define for us, what is crepey skin? dr. ordon: crepey skin is aging skin that has lost elasticity due to the webbing that supports the skin. it is made worse by the fact that aging skin also loses some of its ability to retain moisture. it is this combination that creates that dry, loose, crinkly crepe paper like skin. jane: we have asked him to help us with a demonstration. we have two mini trampolines. but we're not doing cardio. dr. ordon: maybe a little bit later. jane: how does this trampoline demonstration relate to crepey skin? dr. ordon: i would like to point

out to you that all of these springs attached to this trampoline, think of them as representing the elastin and collagen webbing that supports that great skin of yours. they are fully supporting the trampoline, it appears firm and quite stable. want to try it out? want to give it a whirl? hop up there, a little bounce. you have got bounce, just like your skin has bounce. jane: this trampoline represents the firmness of youthful skin? dr. ordon: exactly. we have a second trampoline i want you to check out. you can see many of the springs have been unattached from the framework. this is a great representation of what happens within your skin as you age. i have to ask you to try this one, too. i will help you up. you lost your bounce. jane: i lost my bounce. dr. ordon: there is no tautness, no firmness to this trampoline.

jane: i get it. i think you should reattach this webbing here. dr. ordon: that is a great idea, and in fact, that is what we are doing with your skin. crepe erase has trufirm, a breakthrough in the science of skincare. its powerful phytonutrients help dramatically improve the look of crepey skin. first, it targets the dermal enzymes and secondly, helps promote healthy elastin to visibly repair your skin. it is this combination that appears to give your skin back the firmness that was lost, making it look smoother and younger, like that first trampoline. jane: that is what i want for my skin. that is why so many of us are thrilled with our crepe erase results. dorothy: 41 years ago today i won the olympic gold medal in figure skating. people remember me at 19 years

old. i am not 19 anymore. as i get older, i was seeing the crepey skin everywhere, my arms, shoulders, chest. i started using crepe erase and saw improvement almost immediately. i have been using it for two years now and i do not see any crepey skin. it is nice to feel comfortable walking into a rink and being able to skate in an outfit like this. i love the way my skin feels. it feels soft and so good. jane: i think age is what is within you. i feel young inside. the other day i thought, it is nearly my birthday again. it was not a bikini, a swimsuit, but i was jumping around in the ocean. i was thinking, i could not do this before i used crepe erase. definitely not. it is amazing. >> now that i have been using crepe erase regularly, my skin seems to be getting more supple and glowing. you know what is really great? my granddaughter loves to touch my skin. there is nothing better than that. dara: all the years in the sun, chlorine and water, i was getting alligator-type skin. i was lucky that i found crepe erase, a product that works. i use crepe erase everywhere, my legs, my arms, my chest, my stomach, my back. i love the results.

ever since i have been using crepe erase, my husband and daughter both say, your skin is so soft. that is a big compliment that i love to hear. jane: crepe erase is so serious about documenting every inch of skin that has been visibly transformed, they take professional photos every step of the way. the lighting, angle, conditions, everything is painstakingly matched. just look at this arm. before, you can see the loose, wrinkly, crepey skin. it has lost his firmness and elasticity. now look at this, the skin instantly looks firmer. it is smoother and noticeably less crepey. look at this neck before crepe erase. it is dry, wrinkled, sun-damaged. look at 60 days after using crepe erase. this is the same neck. look at how much younger it looks. in moments, you can reclaim the confidence that comes from

feeling confident in your own skin, in what might be our most exciting offer ever. why wait? announcer 1: it is time to regain your confidence with smoother, younger looking skin on your arms, neck, chest, hands, and legs. >> when i applied crepe erase, there is a firmness i feel almost instantly. it is moisturized. hours and hours later it is still feeling that way. announcer 1: your skin transformation begins with our exfoliating body polish. announcer 2: this important first step gently sweeps away dead skin cells to allow your first dose of trufirm to penetrate deeper into the skin, paving the way to quicker, more dramatic results and prepping the skin for step two, the intensive body repair treatment with our exclusive trufirm. this breakthrough in skin care

science is a botanical complex of powerful phytonutrients from dill, apple and sage. crepe erase with trufirm is scientifically shown to improve your skin's natural elasticity, and help reinforce your skin's own netting, giving it that youthful snapback. this two-step powerhouse system with trufirm works synergistically to give you visibly plumper, firmer, younger looking skin all year long. >> crepe erase has changed my life, i will put it that way. when i saw the before and after of my knees, i am finally proud again to say those are my legs. announcer 1: be one of the first 500 to order, and you will receive the newest addition to the crepe erase system, our four-in-one eye renewal capsule. a $38 value, absolutely free. you will not see this offer in any stores. announcer 2: it is only available when you call or go

online. it is the only way you can experience the magic of crepe erase for only $39.95. do not wait, call the number on your screen or go online to crepeerase.com right now. >> i was a professional ballerina, in excellent shape. then life happened. sun damage, stress. life situations takeover. i want my skin to look as young as possible. every day i use crepe erase it gets better and better and better. i saw results within the first week. it decreased the appearance of lines on my arms, my arms are tighter. thanks to crepe erase, i'm ready to dance again. >> oh, my gosh. oh, my gosh. oh, my gosh. jane seymour, look how beautiful you look. jane: it is so good to see you.

i heard you used crepe erase and had great success, as i can tell. so i picked this out for you. >> oh my gosh, thank you. i am so proud to wear this. i felt confident with crepe erase. i feel like my skin looks as good as yours. jane: i feel amazing. >> it is like getting younger every day using crepe erase. jane: confidence building, right? shall we dance? >> let's dance. i will take this away. ♪ jane: looking good. >> uh oh. i put on my salsa dress and danced with my dance partner and it does not embarrass me. i am confident. thank you, crepe erase. it is true, crepe erase works. dr. ordon: why do they call it crepey skin?

it is very similar to crepe paper. as skin matures, the netting of collagen and elastin that keeps skin smooth and firm weakens, making it loose, wrinkly, and crepey, just like crepe paper. crepe erase is the only system out there that i recommend to my patients to reverse signs of skin aging on the body. the real secret to crepe erase is trufirm, and only crepe erase has it. trufirm contains powerful botanical extracts, dill, apple, sage. three powerful phytonutrients. they are excellent for treating crepey skin. trufirm works in two ways, first, it targets a dermal enzymes that break down collagen and elastin. second, it promotes your skin's natural elasticity, giving it back that youthful looking snapback. trufirm is a breakthrough in skincare science because it supports and reinforces your skin's own netting so it looks smoother, firmer, and younger. >> with store-bought lotions and potions i have to keep applying them over and over and over again. with crepe erase i do not have to keep applying. once i put it on and massage it

in, i can see it working instantly. crepe erase is not a lotion or moisturizer, it is a treatment. and that is why it works. i am 46. i started to notice my skin changing about the time i hit 40. the first time i used crepe erase i saw a drastic difference. after 60 days, i did not recognize the skin i had before. i have now been using crepe erase for three years. i literally feel so good about the skin i have right now, i feel it is equivalent to the skin i had a decade ago, in my 30's. it is because of crepe erase.

jane: now it is your turn to discover what crepe erase can do for your skin and confidence. i would not live without it. what are you waiting for? pick up the phone or go online now to order. you deserve it. announcer 1: don't wait any longer to experience smoother, younger looking skin you deserve.

skin with crepe erase for only $59.95. what if we could go even lower? announcer 1: order in the next six minutes and use today's exclusive tv promo code, and you will pay just $39.95. announcer 2: that is an instant, $20 savings. announcer 1: plus, be one of the first 500 to order and you will receive the newest addition to the crepe erase system, our four-in-one eye renewal capsule. a $38 value, absolutely free.

announcer 2: just as effective as crepe erase is for the body, this new formula is designed to reduce the appearance of eye puffiness, dark circles, and fine, crepey skin to refresh and brighten the eye area for a younger, more radiant look. jane: crepe erase comes with a 60 day moneyback guarantee. if you are not astonished with your results and you do not think, i love my skin again, send it back for a full refund of the purchase price. even if the containers are empty. announcer 1: time is just about up. remember, you will not find this special offer in any stores. announcer 2: it is only available when you call or go online. it is the only way you can experience the magic of crepe erase for just $39.95. do not wait, call the number on your screen or go online to crepeerase.com right now. >> the preceding has been a paid presentation by crepe erase, brought to you by trusted guthy renker. ♪

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him and bob: happy to be here in thailand. greenland. tokyo, japan. england. crete. where are we? oh, yeah. [laughter] here we are -- okinawa. danang. i love coming here. it's always a blast. if i mispronounce it, i'm through. here we are in guam. wonderful to be working in the middle of the south china sea. this joint is real nice. it is christmas day in vietnam. the guys here don't ask for much in vietnam. in fact, it's said you are thrilled if you just wake up christmas morning here. [laughter] announcer: the wars changed, the times changed, but for 40 years, wherever the action was, bob was there. bob: are those ours? bob: you know this isn't such a bad part?

what the hell is all that firing over there? general, would you call off the war while we are on? i don't know what you guys did to get here, but let that be a lesson to you. laugh it up, you would not want them to think we have a morale problem, do you? announcer: he always brought along his best jokes. bob: i forgot to burn my draft card and here i am. announcer: his best friends. >> doctor, we are waiting in the operating room. [applause] announcer: and some special guests he knew would lift their spirits. >> hi, boys. i know about your glamour girls you have taken on all those other trips. raquel welch. romy schneider. ann-margret at okinawa airbase. gee, you really lead an exciting life.

bob: i don't know, when you've seen one airbase, you've seen them all. [laughter] bob: is ann-margret one name or two? >> i spell ann-margret with a hyphen. bob: i spell it with an exclamation point. how do you like our flight in the states? pretty wild, wasn't it? >> it really was incredible. a few days ago i was in hollywood, doing love scenes with dean martin and jimmy stewart, and now here i am with you in vietnam. bob: how lucky can one girl get? [laughter] [applause] bob: ♪ thanks from america to all our men in blue our boys in khaki, too our tough marines, our coast guard, our army nurses, true we thank you so much ♪ >> as somebody who has worn the uniform of this country, i thank you for being who you are. >> hey, bob, i'm really enjoying myself. bob: not yet, you are still standing.

announcer: introducing "thanks for the memories," a brand-new collection exclusively from "time life." bob: who are you? >> what's the difference? kiss me. announcer: 10 dvds of bob's beloved iconic tv specials. including hours and hours of rare gems that have not been seen since the original broadcast. >> i'm just one of those very strong-willed people who cannot stay hypnotized. bob: a stronger mind just takes longer. i'm not expecting this to be a snap. [laughter] announcer: and now, for the first time, they are all here in one exclusive, historic collection. bob: isn't that marvelous? announcer: the hilarious comedy specials. bob: what kind of a bird are you anyway? >> well -- [laughter] announcer: the legendary christmas shows. >> ♪ and have yourself a merry little christmas now ♪ announcer: and 40 years of bob

entertaining our troops. >> we can do anything you can do. show him, raquel. >> i am very happy to be here with you tourists. say, what part of miami is this? announcer: each show is full of laughter, dancing, and unforgettable music. bob: ladies and gentlemen, the carpenters. carpenters: ♪ talking it over just the two of us working together day-to-day ♪ announcer: so call or go online to order "thanks for the memories" on 10 dvds for five payments of $19.99. >> tell me more. announcer: you'll get the legendary comedy and variety specials, plus rare historic clips like bob's first televised special.

bob: me love you, moon face. >> me love you, too, mon cherie amor. announcer: his first show in color. bob: this is the first time i have tried to be funny and gorgeous too. announcer: hilarious bloopers. >> who is this great leader who is about to -- [laughter] announcer: laughing with the presidents. >> which way is the golf course? announcer: and exclusive extras, like "shanks for the memories." >> please don't shoot me in the ball. announcer: plus, call in the next 10 minutes and we will send you a free bonus dvd of bob being fully roasted by dean martin and his friends. president reagan: bob would do well in politics. he certainly has to be one of the most familiar faces in america. he has entertained over 10 million troops, been seen by more than a hundred million tv viewers. and if you throw in the 27 people who have seen his movies, you have a pretty sizable constituency. [laughter] announcer: and that's not all. you'll also receive this beautiful 32-page memory book, filled with photos and stories honoring bob's incredible

career. >> we will see you home, god bless you. [applause] announcer: and we're so convinced you will love "thanks for the memories" that we will ship it for free. your satisfaction is guaranteed. if you don't absolutely love this historic collection, we will refund your purchase price, no questions asked. >> all right? >> all right. announcer: "thanks for the memories" is an incredible value. 23 classic shows, plus exclusive extras on 11 dvds. that's over 24 hours of comedy, music, and stars. plus, the collectible memory book. all for just five payments of $19.99. and we'll ship it for free. >> i can't believe it. announcer: this is the most complete collection of bob hope specials ever available. and you won't find it in stores. you can only find it right here with this exclusive tv offer. >> oh, that was beautiful. announcer: order now. bob: ♪ i don't care where i'm going just as long as i'm with you put it there, pal ♪

>> bob hope is the most generous performer i've ever had the privilege of working with. announcer: bob knew you could not put on a really great show without incredible dancing and music. bob: ♪ just me and my shadow announcer: over the years, he perfected the art of the duet. ♪ >> ♪ the two of us we will always be for you and me the two of us we'll always be together like the cat and the cream and him and the cat and the cream but we are in a dream of our own we do it alone ♪ announcer: bob's shows were always full of songs to make us smile.

>> ♪ you're an older smoothie you are a tribute to the magic of medicare ♪ >> ♪ how strong you were how young and gay ♪ bob: i don't remember that. [laughter] >> ♪ a prince of men in every way ♪ bob: ♪ ah, yes i remember it well ♪ announcer: and he knew that music would bring us together when we needed it most. >> ♪ silent night >> ♪ holy night >> ♪ all is calm >> all is bright ♪ >> ♪ sleep in heavenly peace

bob: it's been a great day. we wish you the greatest of new year's. a lot of luck and hurry home. bye. >> my father saw you in the south pacific the year i was born. my son saw you two years ago in desert storm. with the 101st airborne. but i, bob, had the pleasure of seeing you in vietnam on my first of three tours there. thank you for the memories. [applause] bob: i have heard of off-broadway, but this is ridiculous. announcer: introducing "thanks for the memories," a brand-new collection exclusively from time-life. bob: ladies and gentlemen, the first man to set foot on the moon, neil armstrong. right here. announcer: 10 dvds of bob's beloved iconic tv specials, including hours and hours of rare gems that have not been seen since their original broadcasts.

>> this is the first time i've been here. i thought it would be fun to bring somebody who would represent you all. what's your name? dan? hey, dan, this could've been you. [laughter] announcer: and now, for the first time, they are all here in one exclusive historic collection. the hilarious comedy specials. bob: do you think insult humor is the easiest to come up with? >> standing next to you, it is. announcer: the legendary christmas shows. >> ♪ said the little lamb to the shepherd boy do you hear what i hear? ♪ announcer: and 40 years of bob entertaining our troops. bob: first, i want to apologize for us being a little late. but coming out on the train, we had one of those chicken pilots who won't fly just because a couple of motors are missing.

[laughter] announcer: each show is full of laughing, dancing, and unforgettable music. >> il signore dean martin. dean martin: ♪ you'll never forget the feel of a meadow in rome, wonderful rome ♪ announcer: so call or go online to order "thanks for the memories" on 10 dvds for five payments of $19.99. bob: if there was only more of me to go around. announcer: you'll get the legendary comedy and variety specials, plus rare historic clips like bob's first televised special. bob: which camera is working? announcer: his first show in color. >> there are a few people who still remember you from motion pictures. [laughter] announcer: hilarious bloopers. >> i don't care how rich you are, you can't disrupt this hospital. we are sick people here.

there are sick people here. [laughter] announcer: laughing with the presidents. president carter: i've been in office now for 489 days, and when i spend three more weeks, i will have stayed as many nights in the white house as bob hope has. announcer: and exclusive extras, like bob's memories of world war ii. bob: i'm happy to be here. i understand crosby was here last year. is that right? >> that's right. bob: well, i'm here to apologize. announcer: call in the next three minutes and we will send you a free bonus dvd of bob being fully roasted by dean martin and friends. jack benny: almost every tv comedian of course uses tv cue cards, but bob is the only one i know who uses them at house parties. he even used cue cards on his wedding night. [laughter] he was so nervous, he threw up his hands and shouted, "not now,

sweetheart, i have a headache." and his wife, delores, said, "bob, you are reading my card." [laughter] [applause] announcer: and that's not all, you'll also receive this beautiful 32-page memory book filled with photos and stories honoring bob's incredible career. >> that's the nicest present you could have given us. announcer: and we are so convinced you will love "thanks for the memories" that we will ship it for free. your satisfaction is guaranteed. if you don't absolutely love this historic collection, we will refund your purchase price, no questions asked. bob: everybody down off the ceiling. alright. announcer: "thanks for the memories" is an incredible value. 23 classic shows, plus exclusive extras on 11 dvds. that's over 24 hours of music, comedy, and stars. plus, the collectible memory book, all for just five payments of $19.99. and we'll ship it for free. bob: that's just perfect.

announcer: this is the most complete collection of bob hope specials ever available, and you won't find it in stores. you can only find it with this exclusive tv offer. him and exclusive tv offer. >> how about that? him and announcer: order now. >> ♪ thanks for the memories we love you, number one we have only just begun it's time to say so long ♪ [applause] >> ladies and gentlemen, bob hope. [applause] announcer: order now. >> the preceding has been a paid advertisement for time life's video collection. ♪ >> the opinions and views expressed

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