>> that is a bad sign, kids. >> here you want to tune into cnbc tonight. right after that a new episode of the profit. the scene finale. you did bring a pie. >> i did bring a pie. >> it all starts at 8:00 p.m. eastern time and now it is the title for the start of "fast money." melissa lee, over to you guys. >> "fast money" starts now. yahoo's conference call kicking offment the company's early release. monitoring the call and bringing us the updates. >> and the conference call for intel starting right now. the dow component is slightly higher. we'll bring you the latest throughout the show. we need to start off with yahoo. traders are john and jerry, karen and guy. john and jerry it was all about

allibaba ahead of the ipo. >> too bad yahoo doesn't own 100% of it. but they do own 20%. you look at the vrevenue and ho alibaba is performing. phenomenal. the 430 million active monthly users on mobile. these going to be key to them monetizing going forward. they had paid clicks up. the price per click was up. i did like what they talked about and alibaba was the icing on the cake. >> the 66% number was the key. >> yahoo is all about alibaba right now. they're really single digit growth numbers.

they weren't phenomenal. i guess they're turning things around. what happens when they spin all alibaba. do you know have a slow growth company? yeah they have got cash. but for me, nay. >> would that have been the peak for the shares of yahoo? >> i don't know what the tax implication are from the alibaba sale and what is she going to do with the money? that is obviously your big question. when you talk about 66% growth off of declines, it was declining growth, rait of growth. not declining growth. alibaba is going to be a monster. we have a position in soft bank i think there you have a much better allocator of capital. i don't know how much net they will have. that's where we would rather be to in effect create alibaba. >> i think yahoo is more than just alibaba. i think the fact that doc

mentioned the mobile platform is doing well. i think yahoo is more than just what's the valuation of alibaba. we had a conversation about it two days ago. i think at 36.5 is where it's trading now. it's still too cheap. that's a huge turn. >> you think yahoo at 27 times, 21 times forward is still too cheap and worth owning after alibaba? >> that's a different question. i think you should rally into the alibaba. given all the metrics we learned should be north of 40 bucks. it's coming in from the highs we made in the after market. >> you don't like yahoo. and don't have interest in owning yahoo. would you be interesting in owning yahoo in order to get alibaba? >> i'm with guy. it's a trade in that sense that we'll most likely rally into alibaba. a lot of hype around there. i would probably sell it the day before alibaba comes out.

i think you're going to be looking at a company that is 20, 25 times next year's earnings. that's not a name i'm all excited about. >> what are the options markets doing at this point in terms of yahoo? >> they were betting on it. it was trading almost three to one calls in yahoo. they were buying them up to i believe the 36 strike, something like that. yahoo made a very nice pop to the upside of almost 9% on the high. it's still holding shy of 7% gains last i looked. i like it. i do like -- like i say, this puts the mobile use, puts them on pace to compete directly with twitter and facebook. obviously those two are the big in the mobile space along with google. >> let's bring in bob robinson who just upgraded yahoo to a buy from a neutral. what was the highlight of the quarter? >> i think you touched on it. the alibaba reacceleration of growth up from 50% last quarter.

expectations were closer to 43%. the one thing people haven't hit on is the margin expansion. they were 78% versus 71% last quarter. right there huge turn as far as the valuation on alibaba. remember around $150 billion. making looking around somewhere around $200 billion. those numbers could go up. pricing and volume and search turn the corner on pricing as well. >> what are the eith-- what is n your coverage universe? >> you can get a -- quite honestly display side, strong metrics there. surge looks strong as well. good kickoff season for the internet names. >> the video conference call is underway. the ceo of yahoo is actually -- we're having problems with --

you know, video for you. the video is frozen at this point. oh, it's back. marissa meyer is speaking. this is her second year in as ceo, we're bringing you any developments. this is what you get when you have a video conference call. >> there she is. >> yeah, there she is talking. bob, in terms of you mentioned the asian e commerce and may not cover these names but your talking about singles day and the impact of november 11. we saw that decidedly in alibaba's results. >> yeah. they made an announcement that single's day was up 80% or so. we felt good about our upgrade note two days ago of growth going from 50% to 55%. they blew away our great expectations. >> we'll check in with you later. we want to get to our chart of the day. this was a huge mover during the session. a massive move by twitter. shares getting a huge pop in the

session. hiring a former google maps director to lead its consumer products area. twitter announced it acquired social provider, data provider, nip. the stream of tweets, partners with access that can analyze and decide where the momentum is for one. there are sorts of ways of cutting this data. this is something twitter can o potentially mon ties here. it doesn't necessarily line up. >> listen, it's big news they have got a graph from google. that's going to be good. i'm not sure it's a 12% move big news. the sentiment was so negative on the stock. all they had to do was make a couple little announcements and i think they have room to run. this reminds me of facebook. everybody was saying facebook was dead, they lost it.

nobody uses them and they started to make some acquisitions and announcements and it made new highs. twitter, i still think it goes higher. >> i definitely didn't see 43.5 coming. if you're looking for any type of a ka pit la toir bottom today is as good a day you're going to get. the reality is now it's 11% away with the lowest. it does look like we made the turn. i think they report on april 29 now is a good time that it looks interesting. >> i want to go back to bob who covers twitter. yesterday there was also announcement that the cofounders had no plans to sell. benchmark had no immediate plans to sell before or after the lockup of expiration which is may 5. what did you make of the move today? >> you also had the hiring of a key google employee. and you also had the acquisition they made which is a big data

provider. so i think it's helpful for them. those were good. remember, when they were poor it's going to be about the number one one. if they beat on revenues and margins you're going to see everyone turn to right-of-way. it looks a little challenged. it should be interesting what they report. >> thanks. are you buy of twitter? >> i was and in fact, friday if this thing can trade down below 40, thursday and friday, i believe, last week and each day might have just edged back over the 40 level, i think the challenge is to the point about the earnings on the 29th. there has to be something in there good enough to get the employees that have that lockup ending on the 6th of may. you talked about the big lockup folks and so did bob about the folks with the big lockups saying i'm not going to sell. benchmark saying we don't have intention to sell. but the rest of the folks, if

this thing is below 50 i don't think they sell on that lock july. -- lockup. i think if it's north of 50, then there will be some selling pressure. >> back at head quarters. >> intel is out with the first quarter results earning 38 cents a share. sales came in a little shy, i'm going to call it in line. $12.76 billion. less than the 40 cents it earned a year ago as the maker dealt with demand. >> the stock is up about 2%. the conference call getting underway right now. in the statement brian, the ceo, said that they saw solid growth in data center, signs of improvement in the pc business and they shipped five million proce processors geared towards tablet

computers. all of these are themes we'll be watching for in the conference call. we'll come back with any details. you should know wall street is liking what they see with the shares about 2%. back over to you. >> this is the first time we're getting a glimpse of how many chips are getting put into smart phones and tablets. >> let's get a pass on the revenue. call it a wash, all right. it's the death of the pc is one of the reasons intel has lagged so poorly. look at the revenue growth, it was much better than the industry was looking for. they got in gross margins next quarter to 63%. very good. intel has been dead money grinding higher, 28 bucks topped out in 2012. i think that's where it gets. still trades in line in terms of valuation. it has to trade 28, hold it for it to take the next leg higher. >> i don't know that it gets any

credit. we had the guy on the other day talking about the remake of intel. could it have some consumer product element to it? i wouldn't pay for it now but i think it's an interesting transformation. >> to look at. >> five million tablet processors, that's a good number. and it shows you where they have come from and how far they have come. >> tesla is big on hitting the skids here. car maker under 200 bucks for the second day in a row. is this a time to bail. plus, going public. the company known for exciting videos you have seen online and on tv is expected to price its ipo later this year. will this be the next hot ipo for investors coming up next.

i> i like that song actually. a down day for tesla. thanks to a new state law, today marks the very last day tesla can operate stories in new jersey. >> this has been a tough trade. i got out of it at 225.

breaking even a couple weeks ago. 185 seems to be support. i say it with a grain of salt. it looks like that's pretty big support if we can turn the momentum stocks back up, i think tesla has a chance. i don't know if it goes to new hi highs. >> it will be dependent on a bigger market move. >> it's going to need that. >> next to coca-cola, sales going past expectations but driven by strong numbers out of china. >> volume growth was the key. up 2%. he had 4% organic growth. this quarter was okay. i think the expectations were lousy that they just needed to come in okay. how do you trade the stock? 43.5, 44. that's the way we made it in '97. stock fell off a cliff. traded back up within the last

year or so. to me, at this point, it's imperative you take it the 33.5, 34 level. how do you trade it? it's going to sound crazy. i would rath buy the breakout than to buy it here and hope it happens. >> do you see any value in the stock? they got a potential catalyst with green mountain and a freestyle machine. they have got things going. they do. it's not screamingly cheap either. i mean it's a nice quarter for them to have any growth. but not even close to cheap enough. >> you know, you're talking about 19 times. >> 19 times. that's more expensive than intel and ibm and apple. >> yeah. >> by a lot. >> yeah. although we -- >> apple and oranges. >> apples and oranges. no pun intended. >> coming up next, the search

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let's let's get some unusual activity on a big name, dr. jay, what have you been watching. >> tasoro as well as hfc. but valero. i jumped in there with them. pete was the one that flagged this one. >> i have had this on the desk

for a while now. >> put it on. let's see. mess up your hair. >> go pro. it's a go pro. pretty cool and taking over the video market. specializing in extreme action video photography. currently owns 55% of the cam corder market and $2.3 billion making go pro one of our next hot contenders. let's bring in tech editor matt burns. great to have you with us. >> nice to be here. >> so the $2.3 billion evaluation or so that was derived from foxconn made back in 2012. some people are thinks this company is valued higher at this point. >> yeah. that valuation came in and was before go pro's brand exploded and now it's hard to go to you tube without seeing a video. >> this company is profitable, correct and more than a decade?

>> yeah the company was founded in 2002. the company has been profitable every quarter since. they haven't released revenue numbers except back in 2012 when they said they had $500 million in revenue every year and were doubling every year. when go pro, with their ipo, did so under a clause because they had less than $1 billion in revenue. >> is anything proprietary here? are they going to be open to competition from whoever wants to get in the business? >> great question, karen. what's unique about go pro is their marketing strategy. if you imagine where red bull was ten years ago. they want to be on every product that red bull was at one point in time. they want to be on racing, extreme sports and your bicycle. whenever there is an opportunity to film something, they want to be there and going to put their

marketing power behind that as well. >> what's to prevent some other company or google for that matter, from producing another small camera like this that will be placed on whatever device or bike or car? >> sure. in fact, everybody does this. sony does. panasonic does as well. polaroi polaroid. everybody has a small camera. but they own 2/3 of the small cam corder market and they have done this by marketing the product very successfully. >> the kleenex of the cameras. amazing. >> what does it cost to market these kleenex? >> yes. good one. what it is is they provide all their users, anybody can download a gopro editing software for free. what's really neat is that they insert a gopro still before and

after that video. almost every gopro video you see on youtube is created through this software that turns it into a commercial. >> that's amazing. matt burns of tech crunch. we in the news business have used gopros and put them inside 3d printers and also used it in our test drive of the tesla guy. >> yeah. what's that song coming in that said you liked the song, something about driving? look at that. that's you and i. >> yeah. >> i know i wear my gopro every time i go out there. i think karen's question was right. he made the point they have effectively come like q-tips and jello and other things that have competition but you call them --

>> the band aid, xerox copy. but what are the margins on kleenex and band aids? >> i don't know. >> i wouldn't be shocked to see google or somebody scoop these guys up. >> i think that's the only pure play in the space, too. if you wanted to go with sony. >> you're inheriting all the sorts of unwanted things. >> i'm not saying that the wall is so high no one can get over it. i'm just saying that the gopro is the pure rest play for that particular adrenalin sport junky, people that want that advertising. >> it's an interesting marketing technique. they do have the user engagement in it. so when this comes public, what you want to watch for is who the marketing head is and if that person decides to leave the firm, you sell your shares with both hands. that's all they really got. >> still ahead, i hope you got it while it was hot, google

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welcome back to "fast money." live with the nasdaq market insight inside times square. many tech stocks take a beating this year. where does apple fit in? for the year is apple dead money at this point? karen, we were trying to make sense in terms of how apple trades. is it a contrary indicator to the market? does it go against the market or go up? it seems to have no rhyme or reason. >> i think it's a contrary to making money. i mean, it has been dead money for us, i would probably add to it around 500 which the rate we're going. that would be thursday.

and it could go up 20, 30 points. i think we're just -- we need more data other than where the market trades. that's not what's going to ultimately move the stock. it's what -- how many phones do they sell? how many tablets? and what new products they come out with? >> the reason why we came up with this sort of thesis. when you take a look at the range over the past month and we saw the huge declines in momentum range, apples's trading range is only 2%. it's pretty tight. >> it's pretty amazing. it's almost as if it's off people's radar screen. you think about this show for example. >> for example as a micro -- >> we don't talk about it as nearly as we did a few months ago. i know we have under the radar graphic. but january, bounced today. you have got to try to play it from the long side. you can't play it from the short side. i don't think that makes sense.

today to me it's as interesting a day as its had in a while. you take a shot. >> when have they done anything news worthy lately. i think the next thing that will happen is if the stock traded down, everybody asks me what's going to move it. carl tweeted again if it moves back down towards 500. outside of that, they're not doing any of the things we have suggested over and over again. >> let's talk about intel here. moving higher in the session following a slight earnings. continuing to fight a shrinking market. cody joins us on the fast line. given this has been going into earnings. where do you stand on it at this point? >> we are decelerating on the stock. if you take a look at where intel has been, it's only traded above the $27 point three times since 2005 and briefly even

then. it's got a great dividend but stock has been seeing revenue decline since 2011. it was $54 billion in '11. and at best, flat in '14. i'm not sure what you would pay all-time high numbers for intel. >> it's fair. i think that's fair, cody. but a $20 price target, that's about a 20-something percent decline from the current prices. they have a great balance sheet. revenue growth isn't what you want. but not that expensive in terms of a pe here. i'm trying to gauge how you get the $20. >> it's not terribly expensive but 14 times next year's numbers, slightly down from last. if you look add broadcome, i think that shows you what's happening in the pc sector. it's only down mid single digits

versus double digits earlier this time last year. what you also have is this effort to get into tablets and smart phones, they have been struggling at. they have all of the $150 million in tablet business or mobile communications business this quarter. so they're only about a $600 million annual. they're going to spend $1 billion to get that $600 million. what they're calling con tra revenue. i'm going to take that revenue and give you a discount back to try to get into this new space. when you pull those subsidies, we think their market share goes with it. >> great to have you. cody. brian kelly putting his rating on the stock. what would you put? >> a take profit on it. that's not to say -- well, because it's up so much, right? i think there's better ways to play this. the company has told you that corporations are buying pcs. potentially we're going to get some kind of cap. since intel is up so much, i

would rather microsoft. i like it here. >> tomorrow on the half time report, 12:30 do not miss john's interview with the ceo of intel. time for drops for the day. >> it's got to do with venezuela devaluation. when you get whacked on the back, you're taking a charge. that's crazy. that's too high brow for me. the stock is not expensive. trades earnings. but you got to let them report and let this sort of clear the baffles. >> johnson and johnson up 2%. dock. >> they beat by 6 cents and going to be around $6. stock presently trades north of 20 pe. that project tile significantly

higher prices for the stock. i believe they'll get there. and one of the firms put a 1-10 target on them as well. >> pandora up 4%. >> the fact i own this is astounding. talking about what kind of penetration they could make in the new car business which would be interesting and not surprising at all. >> newmont mining. >> i think it's too early to get into these names. given gold's move, newmont held up well. >> google glass. on sale for one day only. one of the traders here actually snagged a pair for a cool $1,500. but the real question is who wore it best? we'll debate that after the break. plus the first photos of amazon's smartphone leaked. after the break, the editor and

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amazon entering the smartphone wars in a big way by going three dimensional. pictures of the smartphone were obtained exclusively. amazon did not return our calls for comment. joins us now is the president and editor in chief, great to see you. >> you, too. >> why do you think this phone is terrible? >> i don't know if it serves a purpose. it's obviously for amazon's really engaged customers to buy a product that let's them buy more stuff from amazon. the specs aren't great. we haven't actually seen it working in real life. so it might be a bit better than what everyone thinks. this is a gimmick. it's going to be $300, $400, at least this model. it's not going to compete with

samsung or apple. doesn't really get the point. >> $340 for 4.7 inch screen which would be the equivalent of what app is going to release on the new iphone 6. it's not low end or high end either. >> correct. in our report which is a report by the executive editor, we know they're coming out with a less expensive phone as well. whether that will be subsidized or priced lower, that's possible. this is going to be their mid-range phone. >> when they came out with the kindle, everybody said nobody is going to buy it. you got an ipad. it's not that great. is there anything in this phone that you might say if they did this, we have got another kindle on our hands? >> i think it's going to use practically the same operating

system as their tablet. it's a good smartphone lite or feature smartphone. it has all the normal apps. they work okay. it's not a bad phone. if it's priced right or some sort of subsidy, i think it could do okay. but we'll never know. we're never going to find out. >> this 3d feature seems ridiculous. honestly, do you need a 3d feature on a small screen? is that tech lodge cli possible? using small glasses on such a small screen. >> it has a bunch of ir cameras and tracks your face and eye movement. it will manipulate to correspond with how your head and eye moves. it's going to be gimmicky. amazon is going out with really hard with independent develop s

developers. amaz amazon's interface is going to be 3d but none of their apps are going to be. unless the developers go out and make 3d versions of it. >> good to see you. thanks for your time. jonathan of bgr. amazon, tough time in terms of trade. can they ged away with this now? >> i don't think this moves the needle. this is not going to move the needle in the earning's release. >> but will investors say i'm fed up with amazon, i don't want to spend money on things like -- >> i thought last night first time in a well set up earnings on april -- i didn't see it like some of the stocks trading down to 305. i think there's a good chance to come up with a quarter good enough to get this stock back to 355, 360. it's come off 28%. i think that's enough. still rich on valuation. i get it.

this might surprise some people and then you see it up to 355, 360. we'll have another conversation. >> from amazon to google. today is the day for a limited time only regular americans can join silicon valley's elite to buy google glass for a cool $1,500. dr. jay got his confirmation that he will be the lucky recipient of a pair of the explorer edition glasses in charcoal. so fashionable. who wore it on the desk best? this pair -- before we go into our contest here. which is awesome. >> yeah. >> your pair is in charcoal and they look like sunglasses. >> they come with a pair of sunglasses with it. >> so you can wear them inside and outside. >> yeah. two separate -- >> two pairs in one for $1,500. >> you get a bargain on it. i liked it because i think that getting behind the scenes of what we do here on "fast money" and so forth as well as the rest

of cnbc is going to be something that dot com will love. i had to reload the page like six times to get it. once they sent me the invitation to say okay you qualify, go get it. >> what's so special to qualify? >> we have got breaking news on molis. >> according to to dow jones we have some pricing details on the moelis and company tomorrow. according to to a source at dow jones they say they're going to sell 6.5 million shares for $25 apiece. they had originally estimated selling 7.3 million shares somewhere between $26 and $29 per share. they're going to raise with this

issue about $162 million at the mid point of the prior range. they were looking to raise over $200 million. it starts trading under mc. but it looks like they're selling fewer shares at a lower price. melissa, back over to you. >> i take the comment back on the hot. it was highly anticipated in terms of moelis in terms of bringing his company public. very tepid. >> it didn't read well today. if you look at the green hill and evercords of the world, they have been trading down as well. didn't pull it. get out at any price i think. >> yahoo's earnings callings still underway. after the break. stay tuned.

going to going to check on yahoo sending it back to josh who has been monitoring the conference call. >> traders reacting the after hours to that big acceleration you saw in alibaba's business. the top line of 66% to $3.1

billion. net income up to $1.4 billion. but in a conference call, the ceo wants to talk about the core business. she sees an important change happening here. take a listen to what she had to tell analysts. >> we believe we have moved from our core business being in decline to a point of stable to modest growth. we believe the type of growth will take multiple years. our success this quarter is an important start. >> so trying to make the case they are at a point here, display revenue better than expectations and talking about mobile saying $430 million monthly mobile users. back to you. >> yahoo shares are off the session highs. let's get back to bob. you were actually asking a question on this conference call. did you get an answer? >> yes. so a couple of take-aways here.

one was apps continue to be strong for them. twitter, facebook apps. domestic was very strong. seeing traction across mobile. a bunch of different initiatives. the recent initiatives are driving greater wallet share. i think that's important. right now as margins, look for them to continue to invest against the strong top line growth. she thinks she's getting the foundation in place now. >> thanks for that. very bullish commentary here. >> i didn't hear anything bad about this call. i know everybody wanted to hear double digit growth. this is a very strong report out of alibaba in particular which you cited. that's 100% correct. the rest is good enough that there's more time been bought for this one. >> check out shares of buy-view.

and bob mentioned the importance of single's day. the big shopping day which helpedalibaba's earnings here. interesting to watch these chinese internets going into tomorrow's session. going back to you on yahoo. you were not a fan. >> you know what, that doesn't change my mind. marissa meyers didn't sound like it's going to be three or four years. in this business, three or four years is a lifetime. i mean, so for me, there's plenty of other places to be other than yahoo after alibaba. >> i like yahoo. she's a little hoarse though. >> naturally hoarse -- that's her normal -- >> but a losenge would have helped. >> by the way single's day is --

nice bounce today. traders predicting more volatility ahead. mike, what did you see? >> the options world, we traded about 25% more than our daily volume. b ibb, a lot of two way flow. xoma corp traded about 6.5 its average and while a lot of people are making directional bets, this was the one where they were actually selling premium and selling the gm 1562.50 straddle. take a look at the price. $30. that means the down side break on a trade like this would be over $32. and the upside break even would be $92. i think options traders should pay attention. it's easy to go out and try to

buy options for leverage. when the premiums get this high, sometimes you want to be a seller. >> the trade as mike mentioned on ibb if you're watching. i know your watching it, guy. it had been down by as much as 3%. and up by 1%. >> it's happened a couple times where appear to be bottoms false breakouts. we talked about amgen last night. i still submit it's one person or a group of people blowing out of the etf. >> i like xelgene. i think that is another positive after corrections have been made there. >> of course, catch more options. more options action every

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all rightment -- so who wore it best? please. >> #me. >> #me. >> #me. >> i'm just guessing. >> on you it looks like an eye patch. >> sexy pirate. >> on -- what's that? "kill bill". >> nothing to do with slash. >> on twitter a rot of people are asking, doc, how you got google glass? >> i applied for it. when it came around, like i said

i had to reload the page four times because it wouldn't let me go through to the page to buy it. fourth time it finally let me through. >> do you know when you're going to receive this -- >> seven days. >> wow. really? countdown begins. >> what's the first thing you're going to look at through it? >> i better be careful. >> this is a family show. my, gosh. >> around the horn, dr. jay. >> delta. >> i'm going to go currency, fxb. >> karen. >> we haven't talked retail for a while. i really like children's place. plce right here. >> what happened 102 years ago today? >> 102 years ago today? >> if dan was here, he would say more. >> that's it.

>> oh, good one. >> forget it. i'm not playing the game with you. facebook. i love the way it traded. the fact that it reverses interesting. fb. >> tomorrow for more fast. "mad money" starts right now. my mission is simple. to make you money. i'm here to level the playing field for all investors. there's always a bull market somewhere, and i promise to help you find it. "mad money" starts now. >> hey, i'm cramer. welcome to "mad money." welcome to camer qaa. my job is not just to entertain you, but to educate you so call me at 1-800-743-cnbc or tweet me @jimcramer. you want the two best words t