hello, everyone. welcome to our special coverage of the without correspondents dinner. i'm don lemon. headlining this event, of course president barack obama, along with conan o'brien, along with a journalists and celebs. >> we can't have you stockpiling these pickets, deciding where everyone is going to sit. i need you to release -- >> you know my motto.

>> i'm not going to cut a deal. >> i've seen your word, ed. let's not kid leave. >> what on earth happened, frank? >> you know. >> i was supposed to sit next to koenen. >> it's for the greater good, valerie. >> greate good? please don't tell me you have anything to do with north korea, same-sex marriage -- i'm not done, frank. >> go ahead. >> taxes, gun control, the fiscal cliff, pipelines, education, social security, iraq, afghanistan -- >> look, valerie, it's not going to happen. >> then i'm curious, if not me, then who? >> you're the one that got fired from "the tonight show." and then moved over to tbs. >> is that a real network? >> no, but neither is nbc. >> can't we do better than koenen, like jimmy kimmel? we're trying to the best we ca. >> fine as long as you don't put pelosi. at our table. she keeps trying to friend me on

facebook. >> congressman, we focus exclusively on an elite audience. that said we would like kim kardashian at our table. >> then i need mike to start wearing pants to the briefings. >> i refuse to wear pants until the president gives us more access. >> just do what i say. mike, what is your home address? >> why do you ask? >> well, to send you the tickets, of course. >> send them to the office. >> nobody knows whe he lives, congressman. we mail his paychecks to a p.o. office. >> me, there is no reason to be nervous. is valerie bad-mouthing me to the president? is she out for revenge? >> ask again later. look, i nee >> you want to talk about immigration, we can talk about immigration. we can talk about the budget. i'll even talk about jay-z and

beyonce -- >> she's my best friend. >> what's the problem? you play basketball every tuesday. >> nerf ball. >> i'm willing to break you up if you can give my tickets to the ravens game. >> i'm all out. how do you think i got elected whip. >> how about taylor swift tess verizon center. >> now you're hitting me where i live. thank you, gentlemen, you are the coolest whips in town. you better believe it. >> you have to introduce me to ted sarandis at the dinner. i can't get my [ bleep ] netflix to work. >> i have three sources saying valerie is on the warpath. >> you might think that. i couldn't possibly comment. >> is it true you've been hoarding tickets to the dinner? >> where are you getting that? >> ed hen roy. >> you mean mr. integrity. >> how but you tweet it and i'll retweet it? >> all right.

>> done. i thought you wanted the immigration bill to pass. >> i did, but that stingy -- wouldn't give me the ravens tickets. >> acopy would be cool. >> you can't run for mayor again, mike. that would put anithen weiner in a pickle and then he'll tweet that pickle. >> what do you suggests? president of the correspondents association. >> doesn't that position only last for a year? >> since when are term limits ever stopped you? you should know, mike, ed drinks big gulps. >> ed henry, i want him out. >> i'll make some calls. >> is that frank on the phone? let me talk to him. >> it's charlie rose. tell me this. why did you cancel this week? >> margaret thatcher died. i was in mourning. >> how about next week? >> i'm already booked on "today" but doug will be in touch. >> if i play ball will you threat get bloomberg off my back?

>> only if you give me your absolute unquestioning loyalty. >> that's a pretty big ivask. >> 412 seconds during the dinner to say whatever i want. take 45. >> washington and hollywood, some new some old faces, some new faces on old faces. and i do sympathize, koenen, and not just for that back-stabbing leno, but having to host. it must be so hard to write jokes about a town that already is one. democrats, republicans, the white house, congress, you all came together to make this spoof. that's what real bipartisanship looks like. i may lie, cheat and intimidate to get what i want, but at least i get the job done. taking notes. well, have a wonderful evening.

i'll sigh all of you at the bloomberg/"vanity fair" party, that is those of you who got invites. >> and mr. president, welcome to nerd-prom. well, there you go. it's for hollywood and washington meet. you know, there were some great production value in that. wouldn't it be great if washington could work together, as kevin spacey said, in real life. let's bring in michelle turner and brianna keilar. what production value that was, even, you know, you can't write these things, probably more like washington than we dare believe. >> it definitely is. that's the thing that struck me, don. i would say a viewer outside of the beltway there were many jokes that they're not going to get, because a lot of them are like inside washington jokes, for sure. >> you know, the funny thing is kevin spacey, we saw him a lot. there were so many people on the red carpet tonight when i asked them, celebrities, politicians alike, who are you looking forward to meeting?

and it was kevin spacey, over and over again. they all said, you know, his part, he playing them a little too real. so they were all excited to meet him tonight. he is one of the best actors. >> i love the accent. that was until that stingy hoyer. >> exactly. >> you do get a lot of southern accents in politics. you hear it on the television where everybody kind of sounds like this. >> you do. i will tell you that you don't often get too many southern democratic accents these days. that's gone by the wayside. he does play the democratic minority whip in the house, but something that has struck me and you see it there, many of the people that we interviewed, don, are actors from television shows that have to do with washingtonivities absolutely. >> bradley whitford "west wing" alum. "house of cards," "veep" --

>> but there were also a lot of reporters there, washington reporters, guys from politico, you know, from "the nation" a lot of reporters were featured in that spoof. >> absolutely. >> they were. >> by the way, just a little news -- entertainment news we can break. i did ask bradley specifically will we see a "west wing" movie? it's been rumored in hollywood for such a long time, and he told me no, because the last time the cast got together, they shot a bit for one of the -- one of their cast mate's sisters who was running for office. he said when they got together, they just felt like it was the old guys' club and didn't feel right, so he doesn't feel like we'll see a west wing movie. all right, the president of the united states just introduced, we go there live. ♪ >> thank you.

>> thank you. how do you like my new entrance? rush limbaugh warned you about this. second term, baby. we're changing things around here a little bit. actually, my advisers were a little worried about the new rap entrance music. they are a little more traditional. they suggested that i should start with some jokes at my own expense. just take myself down a peg. i was like, guys, after after 4 1/2 years, how many pegs are there left is it i want to thank the white house

correspondents, ed, you're doing an outstanding job. we are grateful for -- for the great work you've down. to all the dignitaries who are here, everybody on the desk, i especially want to say thank to you ray who does great service to our country, and all our men and women in uniform who serve every single day. and our extraordinary first lady, michelle obama. every loves michelle. she's on the cover of "vogue" high poll numbers, but don't. i recently got my own magazine cover.

look, i get it. these days i look in the mirror and i have to admit, i'm not the strapping young muslim socialist that i used to be. time passes, you get a little gr gray, and yet even after all this time, i still make rookie mistakes. like i'm out in california with the fund-raiser, we're having a nice tame. i happened to mention that tamara harris is the best-looking attorney general in the country, as you might imagine, i got in trouble when i got home. who knew eric holder was so sensitive? i'm don lemon, more of the white house correspondents dinner right after this quick break. ♪

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now back to our coverage of the white house correspondents dinner. and then there's the easter egg roll, which is supposed to be just a nice fun event with the kids. i go out on the basketball court. it took 22 shots, made two of them. that's right. 2 hits, 20 misses. the executives at nbc asked -- what's your secret? so, yes, maybe i have lost a step. but some things are beyond my control. for example, this w

controversy about jay-zee going to cuba. i have 99 problems, and now jay-z is one. that's another rap reference, bill. just wanted to let you know. of course, everybody's got plenty of advice. maureen dowd said i could solve all my problems if i were just more like michael douglas in "the american president." i know michael is here tonight. michael, what's your secret, man? could it be that you were an actor in an aaron sorkin will be real fantasy? might that have something to do with it? i don't know. check in with me. maybe it's something else.

anyway, i recognize that this job can take its toll on you. i understand the second term, you need a burst of new energy, try some new things and then my team and i talked about it. we were trying to do anything. so were borrowed one of michelle's tricks. i thought this looked pretty good. but no bounce. anyway, i want to give a shoutout to our headliner conan o'brien.

i was just talking to ed, and i understand when the association was considering koenen with this, the age-old dilemma, do you offer it to him now or wait five years and give it to jimmy fallo fallon? that was a little harsh. i love conan. and of course the white house press corps is here. i know cnn has taken some knocks lately, but the fact is i admire their commitment to cover all sides of the story, just in case one of them happens to be accurate.

some of mice former advisers have switched over. for example, now david axelrod works for msnbc, which is a nice change of pace, since msnbc used to work for david axelrod. the history channel is not here. i guess they were embarrassed about the whole obama is the devil thing. of course, that never kept fox news fromwing up. they actually thought the comparison was not fair -- to satan. the problem is the media landscape is changing.

i remember when buzzfeed was something i did in college around 2:00 a.m. it's true. recently, though, i found a new favorite source for political news. these guys are great. i think everybody here should check it out. they tell it like it is. it's called whitehouse.gov. i cannot get enough of it. the fact is i really do respect the press. i recognize that the press and i have different jobs to do. my job is to be president, your job is to keep me humble. frankly i think i'm doing my job better.

but part of the problem is everybody is so cynical. i mean, we're constantly feeding cynicism, suspicion, conspiracies. you remember a few months ago my administration put out a photograph of me going skeet shooting at camp david? do you remember that? and quite a number of people insisted that this had been photoshopped, but tonight i have something to confess. you were right. can we show them the actual photo? we were just t that was an awesome day. there are other new players in the media landscape as well,

like super-pacs. did you know that sheldon adelson spent $100 million of his own money last year on negative ads? he's got to really dislike me to spend that kind of money. i mean, that is -- money. you could buy an island and call it kind of money. sheldon would have been better off offering me $100 million to drop out of the race. i probably wouldn't have taken it, but i would have thought about it. michelle would have taken it. you think i'm joking.

i know reps are still sorting out what happened in 2012. one thing they all agree on is they need to do a better job reaching out to minorities. look, call me self-centered, but i can think of one minority they could start with. hello. think of me as a trial run, you know? see how it goes. if they won't come to me, i will come to them. recently i had dinner -- it's been well publicized, dinner with a number of the republican senators. i'll admit it want easy. i proposed a toast. it died in committee.

of course, even after i've done all this, some folks still don't think i spend enough time with congress. why don't you get a drink with mitch mcconnell, they ask. really? why don't you get a drink with mitch mcconnell? i'm sorry, i get frustrated sometimes. i am not giving up. in fact, i'm taking my charm offensive on the road. a texas barbecue with ted cruz, kentucky bluegrass concert with rand paul, and a book burning with michele bachmann.

my charm offensive has helped me learn some interesting thing about what's going on in congress. it turns out absolutely nothing. but the point of my charm offensive is simple. we need to make progress on some important issues. take the sequester. republicans fell in love with actio, and now they can't stop talking about how much they hate it. it's like we're trapped in a taylor swift album. one senator who has reached across the aisle recently is marco rubio. but i don't know about 2016, i mean, the guy has not even finished a single term in the

senate, and he thinks he's ready to be president. kids these days. i, on the other hand, have run my last campaign. on thursday, as ed mentioned, i went to the opening of the bush presidential library in dallas. it was a wonderful event. that inspired me to get started on my own legacy, which will actually begin by building another edifice next to the bush library. can we show that, please? i'm also hard at work on plans for the obama library. some have suggested we put it in mice birthplace, but i would

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please, mr. president, don't stand. that wouldn't be right. >> good evening, thank you. mr. president, mrs. obama, distinguished members of the press, and bon jovi. yes. it's an honor to share this stage with the president. when you think about it, the president and i are allot alike. we both went to harvard, we both have two children and we both told joe biden that we didn't have extra tickets for tonight's event. we also have something else in common like the president i too recently got into hot water by talking about a public official's good looks. it was a time i wouldn't show up about the stone-cold fox, secretary of transportation ray lahood. oh, man. i like the cut of his jib. but president obama, you have some great jokes, it was a pleasure watching you stand up here and do what i do. so now it's only fair that i get to do what you do. that's right, ladies and gentlemen, for the next 15

minutes, i'll be mired in intense dysfunctional standoff with congress. this is going to be fun. now right away i would like to formally congratulate the president on his reelection. congratulations. >> thank you. >> as you all know, the president is hard at work creating jobs. since he was first elected, the number of popes has doubled. and the number of "tonight show" hosts has tripled. congratulations. while i'm at it, i'd like to great laid george w. bush on this week's dedication. yes, the library has millions of books, articles and document. if you go, you can be the first to read them. you can't hurt me.

ladies and gentlemen let's get going. this doesn't leave the room. i say this with absolute confidence, because we're on c-span. who doesn't love c-span. the entire channel bought with a backup camera on a ford explorer. congratulations to c-span for winning the bid to broadcast this event. they beat out qvc 2, and the hilton hotel how to checkout channel. that's right, the hilton. it's great to be here at the hilton. is it just me or is it time to start using priceline to book this event? i really love the motto -- sorry, the rad i son was booked. i was worried because of the sequester we would have to hold it as a less prestigious event

than the hilton. i do want to thank the hilton r accoodating us. they were kind enough to reschedule a cash for gold semin seminar. by the way, for those of you here for the cash for gold seminar, that's been moved to salon b on the mess anine. if joe biden asking, there are no extra tickets for that, either. quick announcement before we get going, if any of you are live tweeting, please use the hashtag incapable of living in the moment. yeah. 6 yes. yes. yes. also, to any u.s. senators here tonight, if you'd like to switch either your dessert or your position on gale marriage, please signal a waiter. by the way, speaking of dinner, tonight's entrees were halibut

and filet mignon or as john king reported it, lasagna and couscous. there's a gavel here, and i don't know why. here's a fun fact about tonight's food. everything you ate this evening was personally shot by wayne la pierre. don't worry, it was during a home invasion, though. the fish came in through the window. it wasn't peppercorn, that was buckshot, ladies and gentlemen. incidentally you may not know this, but wayne la pierre is merely the executive vice president of the nra. which begs the question -- how freakin' crazy do you have to be to be the actual president of the nra? he's not even at the top. also i'd like to acknowledge

that earlier this evening there was some confusion with the seating chart. for a moment, someone accidentally sat governor chris. that was awkward apologize. very awkward. but speaking the tables, before dinner i had a chance to mingle. i worked the crowd. i shoot my hands and sold my twitter account to al jazeera for $500 million. they'll buy anything. but it is an absolute joy to be here at the white house correspondents dinner. last year tom brokaw criticized this event for having too much superstars and a-list. when i told tom i would be attending this year, he said, "that's more like it." that shouldn't be funny to you. but this is really a star-studded event. this year you have taken it to new lites. i have to congratulate you. new heights. you have some of the guys from

"duck dynasty" here. yeah. the guys from "duck dine citi"er here which can only mean one thing -- the guys from "storage wars" said no. guys, i really don't think your streisand whistle -- my god, it works. she's here. it's incredible. i always hated that one. hey, now some of you know this is my second time speaking at this event. the last year was 18 years ago back in 1985. a lot has changed since then. today you can gel realtime information on world events from something small enough to sit in the palm of your hands. back in 1985, we called that george stef nophis.

it's amazing to think -- if in 1995 you told me that in 2013 we would have an african-american president, with a middleef hussein, who was just reelected to a second term in a sluggish economy, i would have said -- oh, he must have run against mitt romney. by the way, no offense, mr. president. i do congratulate you on your victory, but as a late-night comedian, i was kind of pulling for the rich guy whose horse danced in the olympics. the demographics have been rapidly changing over the past two decades, and i look forward to hosting this event 18 years from now. then my opening line will be -- [ speaking foreign language ]

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dinner. >> yes, all the washington news media here, including the stars of online journalist. huffington post has a table. if you're here, who is assembling today's top 25 yogurt-related tweets? seven mistakes you're making with bacon, that's a real one, and you should be ashamed of yourselves. by the way, just before continue i tried to say hello to aryana

huffington, but she made me watch a 30-second ad first. >> yes, a lot of online stars are in the room, but matt drudge couldn't make it. he had a prior commitment to teach a web design class in 1977. of course, the washington print media is also joining us this evening. they're here for two very good reasons -- food and shelter. you know some people say print media is dying, but i don't believe it. neither does my blacksmith. you've got to meet zachariah, he's great. man, a rough year for "news

week." "time" might be gloating, but they shouldn't. things are so tough for old media, this is a true story. reuters is having its after-party right here at the hilton, because nothing says we're having a great year like having your after-party at the same table where you just had dinner. with that in mind, reuters is asking everyone to leave a little wine at the bottom of their glass. and to be fair. print media still has a big start in bob woodward. give it up for bob woodward, yeah? earlier this evening, a waiter asked mr. woodward if he wanted regular or decaf, and he said stop threatening me. also tonight some of the big

names in television news. when it comes to television news we have a divided media landscape. fox news is watched by conservatives -- is and cnn is watched by the people who clean the offices at cnn. oh, it gets worse. cnn's ratings are so low no, sir when the logo comes up james earl jones says "you're watching cnn? " whathe hell? i have to say in the past two years cnn has made very odd moves. for example they replaced the popular larry king with one of the scheming footmen from countcount count downton abbey. hey, it's good to see my old friends at msnbc. chris matthews is here. chris matthews has the only show where the commercial exists just so they can wipe the spittle off

the lens. by the way, during the boston coverage on msnbc last week, chucd stopped a pundit from speculating on unverified information. there's no joke here, i'm just letting the people at cnn know that you can do that. this is a learning experience. hello to fox news star bill o'reilly. bill has become quite the author. two recent best-sellers, "killing kennedy" and "killing lincoln," and also the natural peaceful deathf december what were you thinking? the truth is bill o'reilly -- and this is true, is now working on his next book due out this fall. this time it's about the killing of jesus. it will be the first time in history jesus ooze death is blamed on obama-care. two quick shoutouts to pubs and npr.

yes, pbs. they love to party. if you get lucky tonight, be safe, wear a tote bag. it works. you've got to love npr. still theumber one source for news delivered as if there's a toddler sleeping in the next room. shh. nbc news is in the house. good lord they've had a rough go of it "the today show" let go of ann curry after being told, ann curry said, let me get this straight, al roker tells the world he crapped his pants at the white house and i'm getting fired? al's the reason there's no tours t they're still hosing it down. brian williams, i'm a big fan. imagine brian delivering the evening news on a different floor of the building a little

later with a slightly different tie. it's a mindblower. you've got to check it out. but as i look around the room and see the media, this is just all one big high school cafeteria. that's all it is. fox is the jocks, msnbc is the nerds, bloggers are the goths, and npr is the table for kids with peanut allergies. al jazeera is the weird foreign exchange student nobody talks to. and print media, i didn't forget you, you're the poor kid who died sophomore year in a car crash. yeah. cheer up we dedicate the yearbook to you. of course, probably the biggest story that people in this room covered this past year was the

republicans' failure to recapture the white house. hard to believe the republicans didn't fare bert with the support of celebrities like ted nugent and meatloaf. i guess they overestimated the number of voters who still drive carpeted vans. but the rep party is on the mend. one rising star on the right is senator marco rubio, or as me's known in the republican party, our black guy. yeah. by the way, as of today, the u.s. senate has a record number of african-american senators. two, two -- in other words there are not more african-americans in the senate than in a mumford & sons concert. thank you, younger people. paul ryan, well, i don't understand.

what's he babbing about? who's this man? paul ryan recently, he really burst through when he ran for vice president. after the election ryan said president obama was elected because of high turnout of urban voters. when asked if he liked his coffee, no milk, no sugar, just urban. well, tonight i'm excited to announce that turner broadcasting is going to major make a major television series about the big power players here in washington. they just finished the casting. i would like to announce who is going to play who. this is big. vice president joe biden is going to be played by bob barker. former white house adviser david axelrod will be played by

higgins from "magnum p.i." this was also produced by steve spielberg, by the way. representative paul ryan will be played by mr. bean. senator chuck schumer will be played by grandpa munster. senator harry reid will be played by the old man from the american gothic painting. fox news' ceo roger ailes will be played by boss hog. we signed the deal. speaker of the house john boehner will be played by tanned

mom. janet napolitano will be played by paul giamatti. former white house chief of staff and chicago mayor rahm emanuel will be played by stewedstewed stewie from "family guy." john kerry will be played by an easter island head. i cannot tell those two apart. supreme court chief justice john roberts will be played by buzz lightyear. senator mitch mcconnell will be played by dame edna. cnn anchor wolf blitzer will be played by a furbie.

nra executive vice president wayne la pierre will be played by the face melt guy from "raisers of the lost arc." and finally white house press secretary jay carney will be played by ralphie from "a christmas story." so as we thank you for watching of our coverage, have a great evening. good night. yeah, i'm looking to save, but i'm not sure which policy is right for me. you should try our coverage checker. it helps you see if you have too much coverage or not enough, making it easier to get what you need. [ beeping ] these are great! [ beeping ] how are you, um, how are you doing? i'm going to keep looking over here. probably a good idea. ken: what's a good idea? nothing. with coverage checker, it's easy to find your perfect policy. visit progressive.com today.

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