conservation is so important. >> i certainly cherish those golden moments. i wish i could hear you over the sound of my exploding capillaries. i feel it every minute, every year and month of my age. maybe we should figure out how to cook dinner, unless you don't want to eat anything. i can't say i'm evolving or

maturing or doing anything differently. you know, what was the question? i would have liked to spent some time on a beach, because the beaches here are beautiful. i would have liked to have eaten more widely. i would like a pony.

a magical pony. possibly a unicorn even. i would describe "parts unknown" as a series of essays or stand-alone essays that generally try to focus on the subject of food and where it comes from, but not always. you know, food is the entry way. i'm a guy who spent 30 years cooking food professionally. that's where i come from. that's how i'm always going to look at the world, but food isn't everything. and something comes up, i'm happy to get up from the meal and wander off elsewhere. myanmar, after 50 years of nightmare, something unexpected is happening here and it's pretty incredibly. years ago, even filming here

would have been unthinkable. in 2007, a japanese journalist was shot point-blank and killed filming a street demonstration. be sign talking to anybody with a camera, there would likely be a knock on your door in the middle of the night. yet so far confronted with our cameras, a few smiles, mostly indifference at worst, shocking considering how recently the government has started to relax its grip. >> so we lost a dining car here? >> our original sleeping car lost a wheel. so we just have to hope for the best. >> the night express. 600 kilometers of what will turn out to be kidney-softening

travel by rail. but myanmar's ancient capital, i've been told, is a must see. >> the true old english experience. the engine is a french engine from the '70s. >> we've been told it's a somewhat uncomfortable ten-hour trip. >> so really the question on this end of the journey is come back on the train or flying coffin? >> mishaps on both burmese trains is and planes are not, shall we say, unheard of. widow maker express. >> that is the choice. so that may be the signal to depart at some point. >> yep, all aboard. we're moving. here we go. >> here we go. >> that's it. we are at cruising speed. >> really?

this is cruising speed. i could literally outrun this train. >> we could jog ahead and have a nice meal. you know, in some recommended restaurant. >> we could catch up with it. >> with a digestive walk. here we go. this is stop number one of 75. ♪ >> heading north, the scenery opens up. the space between things gets wider, more pastoral, more beautiful. looking around at my fellow passengers, it could be hard to

distinguishes between the 135-plus ethnic groups that make up the burmese population. the very name, burma, refers actually to only one of these groups. what they all seem to have in common, however, is a thanaka, a sunblock made from tree park that masks many of their faces. it's ubiquitous here. at first jarring to see, it quickly becomes something you get used to and take for granted. yangon's gravitational pull broken, and with darkness falling, the train picks up speed. at times terrifyingly so.

>> if this thing is going to be derail at some point. they have lost how many wheels yesterday? on this one train? so truly it's about being in the right car, the one that keeps its wheels. >> derailments, or rail slips, as they're referred to here, a more benign sounding term than rolling off the tracks into a rice paddy, are not uncommon. one can't help wondering what the engineer and conductor are thinking as the train speeds heedlessly on faster and faster. >> all right. it must be like 40, 50 miles per hour at this point. >> i wonder if anyone has ever flown out of their seat out the window. you don't want to be holding a lab dog. >> or baby or anything.

>> try pissing in the bathroom and find yourself launched straight up into the ceiling, bringing to a rude conclusion what was already an omnidirectional experience. smooth now, very relaxing. >> what kind of beer did you have? i got the same. what i'm amazed, how friendly and open people are with us. it's very easy for me to sit here and say whatever i want about the government. we can go home, you know? our lives will go on. we don't pay the price. everybody who helped us could very well pay that price. it should be pointed out that a lot of people did not.

a lot of people were very nice to us but said, look, i've already been in jail. you know, i don't -- i really don't want to go back. it's a very real concern, what happens to the people you leave behind. one would think that you can't -- one's freedom, you know, they've tasted freedom. well, you know, you can put the tooth paste back in the tube. you know, there's no doubt about that. but for the moment, at least, things seem to be moving in the right direction. a country closed off to most for so long, sleeping a 50-year nightmare for many of its citizens finally, may be waking up. to what? time will tell. my approach to what i do has no way changed. you are what you are. i'm marginally more hopeful about the world. i'm marginally more optimistic. i actually kind of believe, after all these years of travel that, i don't know, my

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it's okay. travel tip number one. travel is not always easy. >> i don't know what this is, but it is good. what i would do to is a bucket of fried chicken right now, it would be unholy. unholy, i say. it would be an awful thing to see. >> i want to get some popcorn. >> martini time! i would describe myself as a lucky cook who gets to tell stories. i'm certainly not a journalist. i'm not a chef anymore. i like to familiarity myself by saying i'm an essayist, was i'm a storyteller. i see stuff, i talk about that, i talk about how it made me feel at the time. if you can do that honestly, that's about the best you can hope for, i think, without like talking about yourself in the third person.

stereotyping, coming. look, how do i put this? good korean kids grow up to be doctors, lawyers, or engineers, goes the story. there are expectations. but what if you're a bad korean? what if you were korean-american and you just didn't give a [ muted ]. what if you looked around, asked yourself, who am i, where am i supposed to be, how do i fit into society, and were unsatisfied with the answers you were getting? what if you were insanely talented artist and a small start-up company called facebook asked you to do some murals in their offices and you became ridiculously wealthy and you still didn't give a [ muted ]. you might be david cho. >> hi. i'm david cho. i'm going to paint you today, okay, is that cool? >> sure. >> so just sit right there. sorry, i don't usually paint this early in the morning.

okay. i'll go more expressionistic, if you don't mind. >> i want to know, young people looking to follow your road to success, your advice is, whatever you do, don't date a korean girl? >> i try to be open minded about things, right, but i'm racist. for me, i've given this a shot. and then i end up in this situation where i feel like i'm dating my mom. >> so what characteristics in common -- >> overbearing, jealous, unreasonable. like, unrealistic about life, demanding. like, i mean, i could go on and on. but also the men too. if you're a woman, i would never recommend dating a korean guy. for the very few women out there that are into asian guys, if you are going to go that route,

definitely go chinese. yeah. come check it out. >> oh, yeah. whoa! awesome. wow. >> i don't know. what do you think? >> dude! i'm honored. i've never had my portrait done before. >> hey, man, you're welcome. >> and this -- going to be worth some money on ebay for sure. >> now i'm definitely ready for sizzler. nice. >> standing tall and prominent amongst the many asian and central-american restaurants in the community, one place holds a unexpectedly cherished position in the memories of second-generation of korean-americans. i am personally unfamiliar with the sizzler brand.

i know it by name, but never have i managed to actually cross its doors. >> after you. >> thank you. >> wow. >> how are you doing today? >> i'm doing good. thank you. how about yourself? >> i'm doing fantastic. i have my sizzler outfit on. here's the thing. you can get a steak and add the salad bar with it, the best bang for your buck or just the salad bar. >> i have to have some steak. >> i'm going to go traditional and just get just the salad bar. >> thank you. >> sit wherever you like. ♪ >> excellent. >> oh, yeah. >> now you're getting korean on me. >> super-embarrassed, because we're in koreatown and i'm taking you to eat at sizzler which for a lot of koreans this is the best food in koreatown. >> we never ate out ever, if we did, it was mcdonald's.

if it was a birthday or special celebration and wanted to kick it up a notch, then it was sizzler. >> this is a judgment-free zone, where there are no mistakes. a world to explore incongruous combinations without shame tor guilt. free of criticism from snarkologists, because there are no snarkologists at sizzler. >> obviously here's the accoutrements for making a nacho salad and the pasta, spaghetti, whatever. the move is you get the hard taco shells and put meatballs in it. this is italian/mexican dining, and there's nowhere else in the world that you can have this. three meatballs in the taco, only guacamole, and then you put all this nacho cheese and other stuff. >> i know what i'm doing. i'm going for the full south of the border experience here. >> there you go. >> i'm not kidding around here. oh, yeah, now we're talking, my

friend. >> a little bit nicer than i remember. >> there it is. that's the best bread that you can get. you tell me if you like that. >> now, wait a minute. are you saying that the cheese toast is complimentary? >> and once we found that out, we would order stacks of it. it was our favorite part. we needed to figure out how to manufacture it at home. >> so were you good sizzler customers? do you think they were happy to see you come? >> i love this dish, man. when i go back, i might have to have a meatball taco. >> so we did goose the system a little bit. but not completely abused it. there would be the guilt associated with we never eat out, but now we are, so you better [ muted ] eat. you have to put down at least three plates. what do you think of the bread? >> it's delicious. i get why it could be a wonderland. >> everything is really good.

>> for you, sizzler is a happy place still? >> lots of memories. it's satisfying. get me more of this cheese bread. >> this shouldn't be work. i'm a big believer in failing gloriously in the cause of trying to do something interesting. you know, i have the best job in the world. i try to stay interested and engaged. you know, the minute i have nothing to say about a place, it's going to be pretty boring for you and certainly boring for me and i guess at the end of the day, i'm just looking at my television that doesn't suck. if there was a pill to help protect your eye health as you age... would you take it? well, there is. [ male announcer ] it's called ocuvite. a vitamin dedicated to your eyes, from bausch + lomb. as you age, eyes can lose vital nutrients. ocuvite helps replenish key eye nutrients. ocuvite is uniquely formulated to help protect your eye health.

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what do you need to know? i would love to be able to give you advice. i'm really the last person in the world who should. what do i know? not a hell of a lot. i've been here a week. you don't know what [ muted ] you're talking about. i don't know what [ muted ] i'm talking about. best to leave it alone. i'm a guy who likes being wrong. i don't mind feeling like an idiot about a place, like showing up and thinking that i know something about a place and then being shown in a very sort of painful and humiliating way that i, in fact, know nothing. that's interesting to me. i'm pretty vain, but i'm not that vain, that i mind terribly looking ignorant. it's kind of fun. if anything, the best-case scenario for me, the really exciting ones, the place where i know absolutely nothing and where the learning curve is so

steep that every day and every way, every minute of wandering around a place like tokyo, for instance, you're confronted with the absolute certain knowledge that you will never learn even anything close to everything there is to know. i don't know. for me, that's exciting. i like being in a place where i don't speak the language, i have no idea what the menus say, i don't understand the customs. as long as the food is delicious and people care about what's going on, difference is good. >> this is tripoli. after 42 years of nightmare. how to build a whole society overnight and make it work in one of the most contentious and difficult areas of the world is what people are trying to figure out.

outside tripoli's center, there's this. one time axis of all power and untold evil. a huge complex of sinister offices, barracks, residences, on top of a rabbit warren of secret tunnels and underground facilities. gadhafi's enormous compound. and on august 23rd, 2011, it fell to the rebels. gadhafi and his family having fled. this is what's left of gadhafi's

palace. so when's the last time you were here? >> last time is when the revolution is finishing. the machinery, going in fast. after that, the people, always have the guns. after them coming lot of people, normal people, listening about something expensive here, like the salt, like the gold -- >> pardon? what? >> he wants us to stop filming right now. >> okay. while talking, we didn't notice several pickup trucks of local militia had closed in on us. >> stop, stop, stop. >> i've stopped. >> you stop. >> just relax, relax. >> no, relax, relax. >> what's happening?

>> this is their turf, or their area of operation or somehow under their control. whatever the case, they're the group in charge today. an argument ensues between our guys and their guys. all of whom fought against the same forces on this ground a year ago. >> okay. let's go. hold it down. hold it down. hold it down. another morning in tripoli and life goes on. vendors are out, people go about their daily routines.

>> this is our traditional breakfast. >> what is this dish called? >> an overstretched doughnut, i suppose. >> right. with an egg. >> with an egg on top. you can get them with cheese, you can have them with honey and sugar. >> how do you like yours? >> i like mine cooked. >> what's the neighborhood of this neighborhood? >> this is the cradle of the revolution. >> this was the first neighborhood to rise up? >> yes. this is the first place to rise up. >> why do you think this neighborhood? >> it's an impoverished neighborhood, it's been always lied the to by the regime. made them feel like they're not from this country, to be honest. >> uh-huh. >> and we go for it. >> oh, yeah. dip it right in the egg. >> dip it in the egg. >> delicious. so where were you when it all started? >> i was in london. actually, manchester at the time. >> why?

>> by the 27th, i was in libya. >> we went out to see his house yesterday. the compound. >> i was one of the guys who entered from the southern gates. the northern gates. >> akram is in the security business. a thriving industry here as you could probably imagine. a lot of things happened in a lot of different parts of the country sort of simultaneously. kind of amazing all these people came together very fast. >> how did it happen? easy. twitter. >> twitter? >> yeah. >> it was really like that? >> yes. we sent so much information. via twitter. we get a phone call from tripoli or benghazi or whatever. we get the coordinates via google earth, and we verify that there's a location that needs to be hit. we send in a torpedo and then it is gone. >> really? how does that feel knowing you can call in a tomahawk missile over there? >> it's out of the movies. >> did anyone think it was possible that in their lifetime, they'd see the end of this? most people tell me they never dreamed. >> i don't know if you call them

dreams, hopes, wishes. it was just something in the sky. something i look at every night. when i hit that point and got in to misrata and stood on gadhafi's body, any dream will come true. >> what's the situation now? >> it's fluid. it can swing any direction. >> well, look, what happened in benghazi a few months ago, i mean, what does this mean to the country? >> i think there is a dark, mysterious hand that doesn't like this country to prosper. they see system and organization as a big enemy to them. these concerns are slowly getting diminished. a matter of time before we can get rid of them. >> how hard do you think that's going to be? >> not at all. we got rid of gadhafi. nothing else is hard. >> i like your attitude. >> got kids.

this is supposed to be the biggest, fanciest new hotel development in town, and like a lot of the newer structures, they pretty much stopped when they started to pull down the government. there are a lot of cranes building nothing at the moment. a lot is just sort of frozen as everybody figures out what happens next. let's wait to see. it's one of many moments of unexpected weirdness in libya. mosque, the medina, the frozen wait and see hotel, and i think we have militia looking at us. meanwhile, right over there, they're playing rod stewart, do you think i'm sexy, to an amuse t park full of kids. makes no god [ muted ] sense at all, in a vaguely encouraging way. thank you orville and wilbur... ...amelia... neil and buzz: for teaching us that you can't create the future... by clinging to the past.

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but the challenge is this, how do we make a show that looks completely different than the show we did last week. it's nice if you really liked last week's show, but i'm not going to do that again. i would like to make a show next week that you really hate as long as it was different and interesting for us. it's about moving forward. it's about doing things differently. >> i'm probably never getting out of this. i feel like elton john at home. it's when the other ones start to cop. that's when it starts to get really good. when you get three of those going, you know you're not in new jersey. you know you're some place. in tangier, i lived in one room, i had not taken a bath in one

year. i never cleaned or dusted the room, empty ampulle boxes piled up to the ceiling. i did absolutely nothing. i could look at the end of my shoe for eight hours. i was only roused to action when the hourglass of junk ran out. the words of william seward burroughs, one of my heroes. he came to tangier in 1953, shortly after shooting his wife to death in a drunken accident in mexico city. he was a heroin addict, a homosexual and an inspiration to those protohipsters who became

known as the beats. burroughs had nothing about him that was a beat nick. he was a somewhat stuffy, well-dressed st. louis son of a good family gone wrong. he was also to my mind the greatest writer of the whole damn bunch. on the road, you can have it. his classic "naked lunch" was written here. a nonlinear, dark, dry humored searingly critical and satirical and profane masterpiece. burroughs was apparently high for much of the process on heroin or locally valuable prescription opiate. and the daily staple in many of these parts. hashish, keef and maldune. how is it made? this is what i wanted to know. they were kind enough to demonstrate.

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i would say i feel cleansed, but that could be the diarrhea. i really don't understand this whole purging thing. it was a purging cleanse, a juice cleanse. i'm feeling pretty good, but my crew, clear as a whistle. you could pour mineral water through them, and it would call out crystal clear. that's no fault of the fine

cuisine here, by the way. i'm convinced it was the shiny happen at the hotel buffet. you warn them, you warn them, you warn them. but do they listen? i guess i'm at the point in my life where i can get off a plane, and i think it's true of all of us who make the show. you get off the plane in place you've never been, walk out of the airport, you inhale, and i don't know what it is, it's like a smell, like this place smells like some place we're going to be making interesting television. this is going to be interesting and fun. other places sneak up on you, like over the course of a week or however many days i'm on location, gradually confound my expectations. you know, i come out thinking something very different than or very contrary to my assumptions when i arrived in a place. that's a really good feeling. >> wow, nice. >> has to wait this one out a

little. crashes are pretty commonplace. not so long ago a plane with nearly 100 people on board went down on the same route we're taking today. >> most planes crash in congo crash because of the weather, right? >> yeah, most of the time, yeah. >> not us. don't worry. >> impossible. >> the weather clears up, sort of. so we decide to give it a go. our destination, what conrad referred to at heart of darkness as the inner station. here lies our rendezvous with the congo river. in "heart of darkness," conrad writes about the greed. it was robbery with violence, aggravated murder on a great scale.

and after 75 years, the congolese had had enough. but independence came quickly. when the new country managed to inaugurate their first democratically elected leader, the cia and the british working through the belgians, had him killed. we helped to install this miserable bastard in his place -- joseph mobutu, he stole billions of dollars from his people and pretty much became the template for despotism in africa. needless to say, this situation deteriorated over the next 30-odd years, and by the time he was done, the congo was mired in a series of civil wars, the government was no longer paying its bills, and the trains basically stopped running. this is kisangani station.

there's one short run left. service once a week, when operational, which isn't often, i'm guessing. abandoned by the belgians, shot up and stripped by the rebels in the '90s, the station, the engines, the ancient passenger cars, and the tracks themselves, have slowly receded into the jungle. and yet all these years later, with hardly any resources, alub emile, the railway administrator and a staff of clerks, conductors, mechanics and engineers show up at work and do what they can in an attempt to keep things in working order.

>> the railway employees, i'm told, do not get paid, yet they continue to show up at work. >> it is said of the building of the country's once vast rail network, one congolese died for every single tie. like many congolese we meet,

they are, all these years later and in spite of everything that's happened, ready and waiting for the situation to improve. >> there's a great line in the beginning of "apocalypse now," i wanted a mission and for my sins, they gave me one. i wanted to come to the congo for as long as i've been telling stories or making television. i've been a student of its history, it's a place that's always fascinated me in sort of an awful and mesmerizing way. and i knew it was going to be frustration shooting here. it's a dangerous place. you're at the mercy of many,

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i think you can definitely look forward to ever more challenging locations. with some really comfortable plumbing. and that japanese toilet, just in case anyone at cnn is listening, you know those japanese toilets with all the bells and whistles that play music and squirt like warm water at you, i think that would be a really nice sort of end of season two gift, hint, hint. love one of those. >> it's junior your first time to denmark? >> yeah, i normally try to avoid

clean, orderly countries with massive social problems. if you're not already the poster boy for the entire country, you should be. >> are we going? >> yeah, let's go. >> it's a lifestyle. you have to be a prn that combines so many different skills. you have to know more of the land. zpr you were saddled with the weight of best restaurant in the world. >> i know this looks totally bogus. >> you need to work 20 hours a day in order to achieve this. >> come on, guys. let's go! >> it's so much less about rule, you know, it's about bang! and these elements, elements,. >> what places you've been you can compare? >> no place. it's a whole different world. >> beautiful!

>> i don't understand anything, other than that was awesome. what the hell happened here? it is post apocalyptic. >> within five years. >> within the last five years? >> yeah.

>> wow. if i were from detroit, would i with eating this with my hands or with a fork? >> probably with your hands? >> mm, that's delicious. straight ahead with the green roof? >> the building completely empty. >> unbelievable. >> the white one is being rehabbed. there's some money coming in. the one next to it is completely empty. this is 140 square miles, so you're going to get tall grass, >> the building completely empty. >> unbelievable. >> the white one is being rehabbed. there's some money coming in. the one next to it is completely empty. this is 140 square miles, so you're going to get tall grass, because it's back to the wild. >> it is one of the most beautiful cities in america. it speaks of those industrial age dreams of an endlessly glorious future. the peep who built these structures, they were thinking big. they were looking at a new rome and they built it, actually. it's awesome here. i started doing this late in life. i'm just too old and too mean and too old and too dumb to

change. so i can't say that i'm evolving or maturing or doing anything differently. same dick i was 13 years ago.